#aspen the ad(ork)able he

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:grabs mic: dw aspen's just drinking tea in the corner and watching you in concern. anyways uh. i'm gonna let him take over- "darling, are you absolutely sure you feel alright?" (hey he's giving you puppy eyes btw) DKAJDJF WHATS THE RED ON THE FLOOR THEN KETCHUP?? /lh ~Lycoris

I feel perfectly fine, sweetheart! The psychotic part of my brain has just decided to run wild for the moment (smiles) but please rest assured, I would never dream of harming even a hair on you.

…yes..?- mm. ketchup is basically just the guts and blood of tomatoes so- human ketchup!

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:sees bloody floor drawing: aight, i'm taking away your aspen priviliges /j (no dw i'm not he's just uh. he's just a bit. he's concerned /aff) ~Lycoris

Noooo my husbandddd (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Don’t be! I’m perfectly sane… :)

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dw dw i have over 70 candles and 30+ hearts saved. but i'm contemplating on getting the fireworks staff since it's cheaper than the pink cape and no-mask :"D anyways shdhwj i think i recall freaking out at some weird noise when my friend brought me underwater. that wasnt a giant krill right 🤡 AT ANY RATE ASPEN LIVES WITH SURVIVOR'S GUILT ANYWAYS since he does feel some form of regret ("would you like me to make you some tea, dear?" asPen ShUsH) ~Lycoris

Constant safe zone would be at least 100 but 30+ hearts is good as long as you dont simply spend it on unnecessary stuff(normal const) save your hearts if you want to get anything from normal const wait till like May bc there are no events in May except for ts

March will be Days of Bloom and April will have Days of Nature May is the only month with no events it’s freedom month-

Noooo king krill is on the bottom layer which you cant really reach without doing the quest first and the only thing on the shallow layer is just underwater krebs

Tsk- (grumble grumble)

And yes Aspen, tea sounds absolutely lovely and that’s a weird way to say you love me but ilyt (/hj)

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i promise it's not as bad as cal's spending habits, i have enough saved. anyways i found treasure reef! but i didnt explore it too far underwater or do the quests yet :"D (what are we seafood for giant krill now). as for aspen he's actually living with survivor's guilt bc of that incident. also he asks if you're actually "calm" ~Lycoris

Uh huhhh okay I’d believe that it’s not as bad as cal’s.

Ahahahahah…. Dont- just don’t- you can search up the quest if you want to see what it is but I don’t recommend doing it :) yes..yes we are-

Noooo don’t feel guilty you did the right thing it had to be done theyre not worth your emotions

Why wouldn’t I be..? (looks away)

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one day :"D also i think my spending habits are gradually becoming bad- anyways! QHHSWHXNSB WHAT KING KRILL. THEY DROWNED. RAN OUT OF WL AFTER ASPEN ABANDONED THEM IN TURN AFTER THEY TRIED DRAGGING HIM DOWN WITH THEM. ("dearest, please try to calm down," -aspen) ~Lycoris

You people have a spending problem… contain yourselves my goodness-

(cough) yeahhhhhhh truly what king krill I wonder ahahahah…. (looks away) Ri, have you done abyss(treasure reef) quests..?

As he should have.

My dearly beloved, I am very calm wdym? :)

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psspsp here's some more food: if you call aspen any sort of domestic nickname (he's particularly weak to "darling") , he'll be clinging onto you like a koala for the next couple hours. will happily cook for you too. malewife material ~Lycoris

Ugh he’s so adorable I can’t do this it’s 1am as I’m answering this don’t ask why gonna be sleeping with head empty only aspen tonight fr

I can help him cook dw I’m not a disaster in the kitchen I’m still capable of making some dishes wwww

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(squimshy bean vail :nods:) shdhjw actually i forgot how i made that sort of ring since it's so small wwww,,but just patience ig?? BUT FLOWER CROWNS YES!! aspen will get very shy you "crowning" him, you may have to remove his witch hat first (yes he is very pretty without it as well). anyways "questionable" dhdhwjd but sky antics are always funny to watch ngl- but oh dear :"D i dont think i'd be able to sober up a drunk friend ~Lycoris

Patience and sanity reducing wwwww

Ugh with the flower crown now from days of love I cant stop thinking abt him eugh- asking him to be my valentines even if it’s over for me alrdy cough cough

I am just a very questionable person in sky who does random shi without warning shenanigans come and go in this head of mine

I’m not ever able to sober a drunk friend up no I just..watch- as long as they dont injure themselves somehow everything else is for future them to deal with wwww

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now that you mention it, i found (1) veteran disguised as a moth when they lit my candle a couple days ago. but yee, they're all very sweet. as for getting pranked- i got trapped in a table (affectionately) but i managed to escape and i wasn't happy /lh. but yes! as long as they're harmless. aspen is the type of ikemen who'll do that to older veterans just to spite them /hj. as for being a dork- he's the cuddly kind, he will be goofy. he'll enable antics. ~Lycoris

I’ve met quite a few and most of em are very sweet yes www

Ah yes table trapping wwwww I always dodge em bc it can be quite obvious when someone is abt to do it wwwww they always end up chasing me around and then giving up and sulk or go after someone else-

Cuddly dork skbdjsnejzma I’m so normal abt him.

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i cant even get rapid spins under control yet :")) but anyway- DW EHDHWJ LOCK CHILL ITS ALRIGHT ASPEN'S OKAY IT GOT BETTER FOR HIM. but if you would like to know the veteran's location, their skeleton is at the bottom of treasure reef ~Lycoris

Understandable it takes time so dw

Imma have my guitar threatening to beat up anyone who dares try anything- and their skeleton at the bottom of treasure reef is too good for them shouldve been consumed by king krill bones and all to experience true nightmare in sky-

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yup yup, i'll get there eventually,,even tho i keep bonking into things while flying :"D GHSHD MORE ANGST COMING. it was a veteran who abandoned aspen, and they were the one who raised him. from a bet. they only raised him bc of a bet. and because that veteran couldn't reciprocate the sort of familial affection that aspen needed as a child (which ofc isn't an excuse for abandoning a young kid). to add salt to the wound, they claimed he was a burden :")) ~Lycoris

My only tip to avoid flight bonks is just rapid spinning to avoid bc yes-

LEMME AT EM— IMMA [redacted] AND [redacted] THEIR FACE UNTIL THEIR OWN MOTHER IS UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE THEM AND THEN IMMA [redacted] THEM TILL THEYRE [redacted] AND THROW EM TO THE CRABS— (cough)

I am not sorry for violence.

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vail's so,,squishable tho. even if he's a clueless bean /aff,,squishy mochi cheeks ehehe. anyways! aspen is the kind of partner who'd make you a wedding ring, one that's woven from twine (i made one before actually,,looks like a finger-sized wreath). will turn into an absolute tomato. his ears turn red btw. also wdym u act like a high veteran (aspen will lecture you abt drinking cuz that's just how much he worries AFHEJDJW) ~Lycoris

He is he is he’s very squimshy and adorable

I made one long ago and forgot how now I struggled so much i rmb wwww

But augh he’s so adorable I may not rmb how to make a ring from twines but I do still have some recollection on how to make a flower crown and would absolutely not hesitate to make him one to crown him as my beloved the ruler of moffs

Also I just mean I always seem confused or just seem questionable like ‘wtf are they doing’ when on sky even as a veteran wwww I’m never actually drunk bc I dont drink alcohol though I cant say the same for my friend… (/lh)

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also yea : ")) i have long ways to go to become experienced and learn those types of tricks. but i either find on accident or a veteran is leading me,,it'll just become hardwired in my brain wwwww (also i hope you have room for angst- i'll give u dessert after :p /lh. aspen gets needy easily. like he is so touch starved. he's used to giving affection but not receiving it. genuine affection. no one has ever taken care of him before, last person who did abandoned him in wasteland) ~Lycoris

It gets easy with time dw nodnod

Mmm the pain angst and agony-

Going to give him all the love and affection he deserves as we speak rn I am not and am never abandoning this adorable blorbo of a man <3

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ASJWJ VAIL DOED LOOK LIKE A BEAN THO WITH SQUISHY CHEEKS /aff. anyways yes,, aspen is a very wholesome and easily flustered boi :nod nod: KSKDKSFN ALSO YES HE ACCEPTS YOUR PROPOSAL /lh (did i mention he can't say "no" like it doesn't exist in his vocabulary unless it's an older veteran asking him to do smth, if so he'll just respond with "i don't wanna" with this shit-eating grin) ~Lycoris

A cluelessly oblivious squishy bean nod nod

A— (wasn’t expecting that /pos)

Y’all, I have a new husband now I’m getting married I’ll invite y’all to the wedding (thumbs up)

He’s so cute- I am just a confused veteran who always seems high lmao

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also dm me dropping more lore abt this dork /aff. aspen gushes. and i mean he'll gush abt how cute moffs (and less experienced skykids) are,,heck he looks like a mother hen fussing over her chicks. he does use petnames as i mentioned, things like "pumpkin", "cupcake", and "sweet potato". can flirt decently but doesnt know how to respond to it since this man gets flustered easily ~Lycoris

Savoring all this info youre giving me abt the dork like a 5 star full course meal-

Ri hes so adorable pls- ueueueueueu

He’s easily flustered too??? Augh- Lord save me I’ve been shot in the heart.

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ffhsgd why didn't i think of closing the game- but i think it's my timing i nees to work on .°(ಗдಗ。)°. ah yes,,many ocs heheh. anyways,,aspen is thebookish kind of dork as i mentioned, as well as being the type who encourages mischief and will go along with younger sky kids' antics. it's so out of character to see him act so goofy. is he always in a silly mood? yes. it's either passive-aggressive or it's adorably dorky. HE POUTS. HE WILL POUT. HE POUTS WHEN U DONT HUG HIM BACK ~Lycoris

Yeahhh we learn that afterwards veterans have a lot of tips and tricks to deal with troublesome stuff so it’s always good to pay attention to it wwww

Also

RI PLEASE HES SO FKIN ADORABLE I AM OFFERING HIM A RING TO REQUEST HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE— (cough)