#male angelface

[royalcommunistthor]

oh to be the herald of awful news but someone has to do this job and I'm glad it fell upon you and no other to dive into and explore the fact that despite being the he-man type of guy physically, thor is a victim of abuse (emotional, physical and s3xual) sometimes in subtle ways, sometimes in very obvious ones, and it often get brushed BECAUSE of this "he-man" status. Whatever happens to him won't break him

it's tumblr, you can say SEXUAL here.

i mean on one hand i'm glad they didn't play off the sexual assault for laughs but that just goes to show ya that the bar is on the floor.

i do find it interesting because it's not like other male comicbook characters don't experience it to some degree - who doesn't love a titilating dub con situationship with the sexy villainess of the week eh? - but with thor both the sheer volume and the nature of these encounters kind of set him apart.

it almost feels like a punitive impulse to a degree; to humiliate, to cut him down to size - something that both resonates in-verse and with some of the audience. there is always this lingering male resentment when thor's discussed; he's "too blond, too young, too pretty" that always makes me think of queer readings of hypermasculine media and the urge to punish that often comes from repressed jealousy, inadequacy that moulds into hostility; he's masculine in a way straightforward enough on the surface of it - he's a warrior, he's strong, he's physically imposing but rather than a wish fullfilment there is something about him that's threatening to the status quo and just like angelface needs to be disfigured to be accepted into the fold of 'safe' hypermasculinity, thor has to be brought to heel via violation of some kind.

i wonder how all of it reflects within thor, because he's not exactly the character to tell anyone else to man up; he's kind of the antithesis of "boys don't cry"; so much of his story hinges both on learning compassion and allowing himself to be gentle - but he's also meant to be the strongest there is, the ultimate protector, i don't think he'd ever victim blame anybody else but "i'm not meant to be like everybody else". what is the fall out from it all?

does he feel like he wasn't strong enough in moments where he should have been? is that not another reminder of how he's failed? does he believe some part of him must have wanted it? much to think about.

[marlasbreastlump]

how do you imagine fem angelface lookin like? Do you think she would look the same as her male counterpart but somewhat different?

basically this:

so not that different from her male counterpart.. i really liked the caterpillar eyebrows and messy hair so i kept those, as well as her being insanely blonde. the freckles are there just bc i thought they were cute. i think she’s very young, too. not 16 like in the script which is INSANE and FALSE, but in the 19-23 range.

and character wise i think due to her youth she’s the one who changes the most out of the cast, or at least among the side characters. so while this is a spiral into insanity for narrator its a coming of age movie for angel face. she just slippery slopes from -> attending fight club because she enjoys violence and agrees with tyler’s sermons -> becomes further radicalized as she joins Project mayhem and the soap company -> becomes one of the leaders of terrorist cult and commits domestic terrorism and murder on a massive scale. at the beginning i 100% believe she had a puppy crush on Tyler/narrator, but probably grew out of it sometime between getting her face smashed in and putting pipe bombs in senators’ mailboxes. imo she’s very aware of how she looks and is extra aggressive to compensate, which is probably why she got promoted in the terrorist death cult.

i draw her super cutesy and wide eyed in most of my posts.. but tbh i dont think thats how she really looks, but moreso how narrator sees her if that makes sense? narrator has a tendency to perceive only in relation to herself (i want bob to br my mom, i want/want to be tyler, i want the boss to be my dad (NOT as in she want the boss, as he is, to be her dad, but that she wants him to be a paternal figure? something that he’s not)) and in that same vein she sees angel face as “i want to be her/ i want to want to be her/ i want what she has”? if that makes sense. sort of an inverse tyler (i want her ability to reject society and find freedom vs i want her qualities which make her accepted and desired in society)? thats why i think she resents her so much—“you have what i wanted and you choose to reject it/you have what i tried to have and you have it without even trying/ you can have both these things at the same time while i cant even have one (total commitment to tyler’s ideology and acceptance/desire by society because of her looks)” sort of sentiment— and ofc tyler being affectionate towards her doesnt help.. so basically a time bomb made of jealousy and resentment.

[domoriu]

Hi bae this is 🧀 idk if you still rmb me im just rlly busy rn LMFAO but can i just say i will gladly match ur freak….. I am number one challengers fan (mike faist and zendaya i love u) and altho i dont dabble into the yaoi shit (maybe like ever idk. Sorry) i may have watched art n patrick make out a lil too much lol oopsies!

Anyways imo i truly think u should write what u want! Limiting yourself to what your followers/what u think your followers want is👎🏼 cuz honestly from experience it just prevents u from getting ur creative juices flowing….yk idk what the fuk im talkin but ya :D tldr just write what u want!! Am 100% looking forward to whatever fic you’re brewing SOON i am eagerly waiting at the dining table for the domoriu fic meal i bet it’s scrumptious.

Also tangent but thanks to that stupid blonde angelface art donaldson my type in men (or lack thereof) changed drastically cuz like i always like the feminine(?) gentle looking male idols ifygwim LOL. Like i LOVE RIWOO just because of thsi he’s just sooo my type even tho he’s a little shortie but its ok inm not even 160 so i cant even say much. Riwoo girl agenda indeed cuz fuck men but also fuck men….. just one singular 170cm tall pretty man….. anyways i hope u had a good day/start of the week!! I rlly need to lock in for school lmfao im tryign not to freak

hi lovely yes i do remember you!! i love challengers sm like that movie changed my life 🙂‍↕️ i literally watched challengers solely bc zendaya is in it and i wanted to see the men kiss 😭 and don’t even worry about not dabbling in yaoi its not for everyone… i used to like it then i like hated it (??) for a while but i fw it again ☝🏽 i read more yuri tho cuz go lesbians

and yes i try not to limit myself toooo much cuz at the end of the day, its my page and i can do what i want 🙂‍↕️ but some stuff i tend to keep to myself cuz i dont wanna be perceived LOLL

and yes i love riwoo sm my type when i have a bias is usually the really cute one/feminine looking one and riwoo just gives like. girl to me and as a girl kisser that is EXACTLY what im looking for ☝🏽 and unfortunately im 5’2 (157cm) so EVERYONE is fucking taller than me 😭😭😭but i like to pretend in my head that riwoo is actually shorter than me my little short king

and tysm !! i hope you have a a good day and a good week all together as well 💋

[dabisbratz]

for me its really hard to find male reader stuff i can personally enjoy, but i really enjoy your works!! sometimes i binge read your fics not because there's some really good smut (that, too, is a skill-- to write scenes like that!), but because your writing is simply really neat!

ahh thank you soso much, angelface !! funny y’say that, i started writin because there was a lot of content i liked that jus. . didn’t exist for male readers !especially bottom male reader ! really hopin t’help fill that gap some day!! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

[soraeia]

Wrenn Lucifel Rhee-Merlow

Nicknames: Wrenny bear, Merlow Pup, Taeseong’s whelp, Angelface, “The small Taeseong” Marital Status: Widowed Occupation: Assassin for hire Species: Half demon/half witch Gender,Pronouns: cis-male, he/him Race/Ethnicity: European, Japanese, and Korean mix Religion: *shrugging emoji* Languages: English, Latin, Greek, Ancient Macedonian, German, Welsh, French, Italian, Japanese, Mandarin, Demonic, Fae, and some Angelic Place of Birth: England Date of Birth: 21st of May, 16XX Age: 400+ (appears to be in early/mid 20s) Orientation: pansexual/panromantic

APPEARANCE

- Hair colour/length: ash brown, layered, and long enough for him to make a lil’ ponytail in the back - Eye colour: formerly bright moon-silver, now “tarnished” silver containing bits of dark gray and flecks of brown - Height: 5′6 - Scars: Many across his body, more focused on his abdomen and back and especially on his arms - Moles/Markings/Tattoos: He has the old Merlow family crest burnt tattooed onto his ankle

PERSONALITY

- Likes: cooking, trying new foods, boba drinks, his family, his scraggly plant - Dislikes: Hatius, people who hurt his family - Virtues: confident, charming, devoted, well-read, protective - Vices: vain, loyal-to-a-fault, obsessive, possessive

- VOICE: Soft and soothing, always notably gentle even when he yells. Has an Estuary English accent.

ABILITIES

Supernatural

- Merlow family magic: Potent dark/death magic inherited from his family and cultivated by training with Charidynn Merlow - Blood magic - Necromancy - Death Aura: because of his magic, his aura can actually eat away at life around him, especially when he doesn’t watch it - Rhee Blood Curse: Turns into a chimera-like beast, though for some reason he always gets stuck mid-transformation. The Curse grants him an increase in strength, physical endurance, and heightened animal-like sense. However, the more he endures the pain of the transformation, the less of him is there

Non-supernatural

- cooking - singing - violin - ballroom dancing

[asoulofatlantis]

what would it be like if shirley had a fraternal twin brother who developed a thingfor alfin It would be funny ( actually since the girl who connects to the moon tarot card looks like schezerad it would be funny if alfins love interest resembles shirley ( maybe sigmund or baldur had kids other then randy and shirley ( illegitimate kids) ( no spoilers for kai no kiseki period )

The problem is... someone related to Shirley would have definitely red hair (because the red-hair-gene of the Orlandos seems to be really strong - I hope Randy will have a child before Trails ends, I would love to see if it also gets his red hair...) and redhaired character are always very firey in Trails and on top of that, do red haired male characters seems to have a... uh... slight tendency for being a pervert. They love dirty magazines, gambling and nights well spend in certain districts with certain woman *achem* and I can not see Alfin with someone who is a mix of Randy and Shirley ^^'

I do have to admit tho someone like Rean wouldn't really cut it with this little devil Princess with the angelface either. But I think something in between Rean and Randy would certainly best for her and I think no Orlando could have a character between Randy and Rean XD

Just for a flirt, it would be funny tho. Even if it would just be for Alfin to say: "He is not exactly my type but I see his appeal. I guess I do kind of get now what my brother finds in that Ogre-Girl" or something XD

The thing with the Rise-Arnors is that they need a strong partner to keep them at bay. Rean was far too lenient with Alfin, but I think mixing Alfins temperament with an Orlando would be way too explosive. Alfin is too cheeky I feel she needs someone more... uh... quite but also still able to rein her in when necessary. Like... Swin. Not Swin himself obviously. He is taken and he has the perfect girl for him. But someone who is kind of like him.

Not sure where to go with a male version of Shirley. Tho I guess it depends on how this brother would have grown up. Shirley is the way she is because of growing up the way she did. If her brother had grown up... maybe with their mother who... might have left the red constellation after their birth and left Shirley with Sigmund and took her son along or... something like that. Then that might be a slightly different story. Tho I still thing the "red-head-syndrom" would be a problem. BUT I can not see them introducing another Orlando now, given that there is no need for that. Randy is the one that made it out and found a good life, future, friends and family... and Shirley is the one who added the organization on top of still being part of the Jeager Corp who barely learned a few live-lessons and found someone she loved enough to save, but still kind of drags him into the darkness with her. I guess someone who would be in between the two would be interesting per se, to see what would become of an Orlando that wasn't raised as a jeager but with the cast as big as it is now... he would only be of use if he would fulfill a necessary role and as a part of Ouroboros would make no sense in that care and I am pretty sure we would no if there is an Orlando among the Grahlsritter XD So I guess there is no space for a character like him in Trails anymore at this point.

Also, as sad as it is, all girls from Reans Harem are stuck in Limbo with him... so no boyfriend for Alfin either way. Sadly...

[dolphs-world]

Get back

In the words of the 'Quack Pack' theme song "I feel like quackin' so I think I will". I have a lot of little thoughts I've jotted down in my notes so may as well fully fledge them. A little whiles back I picked up a DVD of 'Death to Smoochy', a Danny DeVito film with the late great Robin Williams and equally great Edward Norton. My mum has a DVD of 'Fight club' that is older than I am, it is one of the few movies I've watched as an adult over 2 times and each time it gets better. But somehow, despite owning it longer than I've existed my mother has never seen it so I rewatched it for a 6th time with my mum and I loved it even more. Now, I still have a lot of Fincher films to watch but after rewatching 'Gone Girl' I think 'Fight Club' is his best work. I need to read 'Gone Girl', my mum says it's better. I've read 'Fight Club' and I think the movie is better in every way except the stuff with Angelface, his name isn't even said in the film. 'Gone Girl' is a nice parallel to 'Fight Club', men v women, but it is also just as dated in technology. There's phones with buttons, TV is respected, CRT computers. The last of its era. 'Gone Girl' is really excelled by the actors being well known actors. None of them come across like they're trying to pivot their image but it's so weird seeing Madea as a lawyer. Affleck's and NPH's (not really EmRata but she is well known) performances benefit from their perceptions, Affleck as a shlub and NPH as a charming guy from less prestigious works. And then there's Rosamund Pike, a chameleon which works because she appears as an unknown actor, someone who never got their time in the spotlight. But the twist is really a one time amazing moment, unlike 'Fight Club'. Not to butcher Hegellian Dialectics but thesis, antithesis, synthesis; Tyler is cool, Tyler is bad, there are good aspects of Tyler (or broke, woke, bespoke). If you know 'Fight Club' well I don't need to expand upon the first two. I don't really relate entirely to many characters; Sonic, Tim Drake, Ron Stoppable; let alone at all. So it shocks me whenever I can really relate to someone, this time it was Edward Norton. Not in the ways you would expect and I'm not going to expand upon it, but the looking up to a strong male influence is one of these aspects. (sidenote: I think 'Fight Club' is one of the least homoerotic films I've seen which is surprising). The first scene with Tyler is perfect. Tyler is perfect as a tool for self reflection "How's being clever going for you?" "Why don't you just ask?". But that's all he should be, a tool for self-reflection. Having something only for men to form a brotherhood is good, hobbies are good, taking agency for your life is good, finding love is good. I think this is missed when viewing 'Fight Club' as a satire, there are good lessons for men buried in here but they can be dangerous when taken to the extreme. The only thing about the film that sucks is the ending "You met me at a very strange point in my life" and that love is the answer. They very much enable each other. Even if Tyler has changed, who's to say Marla will? And for a film so big on agency, why does Marla have none in the end? This was my attempt at a sort of disjointed flow, weaving back and forth between two works. Notice how I started with something unrelated? Here's my actual point about 'Death to Smoochy": I haven't seen it yet but I will soon. However, I have seen a scene from it where Robin Williams gets arrested. I saw this in a meme compilation. I've become a little addicted to these meme compilations, I think they are awful in a lot of ways. But how do these guys know about 'Death to Smoochy'? Who thought "I'll add the totally 'sigma' film, Death to Smoochy, a film with no insanely attractive characters I can project my power fantasy on to my meme compilation about how me and the boys are so totes mcgotes epic"? So bizarre!

[nvrlcnds]

“Sure thing, angelface,” the blonde chirped at him in response. Oddly enough, the male not chasing after her like everyone else usually did was what made her low-key interested in him. However, she had never shown that, fearing that she could ruin a perfectly good friendship by crossing boundaries. Cris was nice on the eyes and never failed to be a gentleman toward her, things like that never went unnoticed. “Thank you,” Anastasia mused happily as he agreed to keep her belongings safe and she hoped that her cheeks didn’t look as hot as they felt after he had also placed a kiss on her cheek. Rolling her eyes fondly at his words, she couldn’t help but laugh, “I wouldn’t do that to you. Besides, you’re a catch, what makes you think no one would try and pull you? Not that I’m letting anyone steal my date to this thing but you know what I mean,” she had more respect for Cris than that, besides, they could have more than enough fun in each others company. "Come dance with me?"

Cris chuckled softly and feigned a dramatic curtsey. "Well of course. You know I'm an angel." he joked. Another light laugh left the man at her comparison. It wasn't as though he didn't think Ana was hot, he'd have to be blind not to think so, it was just that she'd never let on she was interested in him in any way, and he wasn't too interested in having to lie to her on a more regular basis, so a friendship was safest and easiest. Cristian couldn't help the genuine grin that lifted his lips when she pat his cheek even if he shook his head afterward. "So not the vibe." he teased back before nodding slightly. The brunette paused for a moment, his lips twisting as though in deep thought. "I dunno..." he started before a smirk found his lips and he plucked her wallet from her fingers, sliding it into his pocket. "I got you, my pleasure." he agreed, leaning down to press a quick kiss to her cheek. "Make sure if you pull a dude in with that outfit of yours, you lemme know before you ditch me." he teased.

[love-toxin]

my ass is craving for male! angel face who's in the basketball team and is flirty little shit who's a perv with a perv! bully! Eddie

teehee....flirty male angelface my love.....

pretty boy

(cws: bully!perv!eddie, flirty!jock!m!angelface, homophobia, "freak" used in the homophobic sense, violence/fighting, bruises, one shower trope [kinda], clothes stealing, bullying, eddie's got a staring problem, angel's kind of a charming loner.)

you're kind of an anomaly--you're pretty well-liked, and the girls just flock to you most of the time, but you don't really date or have many friends. of course, that just maximizes the intrigue for the ladies, but you're really not too worried about them....not that they or most people really know that. on the other hand, despite being one of the better basketball players in Hawkins, your team absolutely despises you. Sinclair's pretty much the only one who doesn't, he's a pretty cool kid and you've enjoyed giving him some pointers now and again, but Jason and the rest of them often like to throw names your way and do their best to keep you on the bench as much as possible. if you weren't the one getting them through most of the finals, you'd probably just quit, and the coach wouldn't be begging you to stay--you really only do it cause you like it, and it's a way to pass the time.

of course, the most pressing reason they hate you is cause you're different--you're a freak, and they make sure you remember that every time they force you to wait outside until they're all done showering and changing. and yet you're rarely ever really alone when you finally get off the bench with a sigh and walk in, the empty changing room squeaking to life when you flip on the shower to wash off. if it wasn't for Eddie, they'd probably never suspect you, and you could get through your second try of your last year in peace--you probably wouldn't be on your second try in the first place.

but you have to be honest with yourself. at the end of the day, you haven't really done much to keep him away. you like the attention, but you only really like it from him--including when you feel his eyes on your back as you rub soap down your arms. for all his chains and buttons and leather, the man moves like a damn panther when he doesn't want to be heard.

"if you wanna beat me up, take a number. I already got my ass kicked once today." you chuckle, knowing he's closer than you think if you can feel him staring so intensely, as you call out into the echoey locker room. "unless you're just here to steal my clothes, in which case you're gonna have to figure out my new locker combo. try your birthday, babe." you smile to yourself, knowing you're earning yourself a higher place on Eddie's shit list the more you tease him. although, to be frank, you're pretty much the only name on that list in the first place.

the silence creeps in closer, hanging in the background of the hail of warm water hitting your body and the cold tiles under your feet. there's not even an ounce of shuffling that you can hear, and it dampens your smile until you find yourself scowling at the silver shower handle in front of you.

"they asked about you, y'know." you say with a sobering voice, lathering your body wash in a rougher manner than you need to between your hands. "last time they beat me up. asked if I was gonna go suck you off after practice for your devil rituals."

people's opinions don't generally bother you, you try not to let them--it's one of the reasons why you're such a target, especially for Eddie, who's always trying to get a reaction out of you. he loves it when you show even an inkling of losing your cool, of snapping back at him, but he rarely gets the passionate response that he really wants. so he keeps pushing, pushing, pushing, until it takes all you have to grit your teeth and smile so you don't punch him right in that stupid, pretty face.

"....you know, you really don't make my life easy, you prick." you huff. "but by all means, take what you want. go show it off to your shitty little friends at satan worship club."

you can't imagine he does anything else with the things of yours he steals, other than pawn them off or keep them for whatever reason. you'd feel more violated if he didn't occasionally sneak them back into your locker or your backpack--always washed, which just makes you more concerned than angry.

".....Eddie?" you call out again, leaning back and searching the space you can see from where you stand, a twinge of panic shooting through you at the uncanny silence. if he was watching you, he'd usually make himself known at some point--and now you fear it might not be him, and goosebumps rise to your skin at the thought that some of your team members are waiting in the wings to dish out more humiliating punishment. and if they've been listening to what you've said when you thought you were talking to Eddie, you really fear for yourself. but just as you're reaching to turn the handle and shut off the water, a sudden thud makes you jump and then there's someone standing in the doorway between the shower block and the locker room.

that messy mop of hair gives it away immediately, a towel wrapped round his waist that comes off as he approaches the showerhead right next to yours and turns it on. you catch Eddie's grin from your peripheral as you go from gawking openly at him showing up to averting your eyes when he strips himself bare, so used to avoiding even the appearance of impropriety around other guys that it's just habit--even though Eddie's staring pretty obviously when you manage to look him in the eyes. the wash of water pouring over his head mats down his curls and accentuates the distinct features of his face, as well as the ink contrasting his fair skin that seems to crop up everywhere you dare to look.

"devil rituals, huh? clever." his smile doesn't reach his eyes, those big, brown beauties betraying something that chills you a little when they're directed at you. he goes about washing himself off, but he's clearly distracted--and so are you, rendered speechless even when he steals a bit of your body wash and rubs it down his chest, staring off into the distance as you try to focus on doing the same. it's strange. oddly domestic, showering next to each other.....and Eddie keeps glancing back in the direction of the door, seemingly keeping his ears perked for any sounds outside the norm. "....that where the bruises came from?"

he asks it so casually you almost do a double take, but thinking better of it, you keep yourself fixed on one of the random floor tiles as the answer just dribbles out of you.

"getting 'beat up'....that was a little dramatic. they just kinda....throw me around. can't break their star player's arm, y'know." you laugh without a shred of humour behind it, running through the events of this morning behind the school like they just happened. it's always just a little scuffle, some pushing and shoving and sometimes a punch thrown, it's mostly the jeers that hurt--and you know better than to fight back, lest they flex that power they have to make sure nobody believes you over them. you're associated with Eddie Munson, after all.

you rub over one of the bruises on your ribs, hissing sharply but quietly at the ache as your fingers graze it. doesn't help that your teammates, save Sinclair, thoroughly enjoy elbowing you or tossing the ball hard enough that those spots hurt even more during practice. and Eddie notices, as he always does, even though you'd never think he would.

"let's get one thing straight," Eddie turns his gaze to yours, and pierces you straight to the bone. it's weird, you don't really get close to a lot of people, but Eddie always seems to be able to read you like nobody else could. "it's no fun to dogpile someone that's already on the ground. it's just depressing."

he flicks his wet hair over his shoulder, and you follow the motion it makes as it drapes over his shoulder and down his back. he's not really that hairy, aside from the smattering of hair down his stomach that leads to--you shake your head free of where you're tempted to look, though the thought doesn't wrestle free from your mind and won't for a while. without a reply, Eddie rinses the rest of the soap off that he's lathered around that area, and thinks hard before he speaks again.

"where's the fun in pushing you around if you're just going through the motions? besides, you look so pathetic when you're lonely." lonely. does he really think that way? does he know how often you lay awake in the mornings, knowing what's coming in the day ahead, and wishing you weren't so much of a freak that you could have some friends to rely on when things get too hard to deal with?

"so you're keeping me company?" you test, sharing another look that he keeps locked so you don't even think you could break it if you tried.

"nothing of the sort." he smirks as he takes stock of your body one more time, from the toes to the top of your head. "I'm just enjoying the view."

with that, he shuts off his own shower, and pads away without a second glance to leave you watching his back, up until he turns the corner to the lockers and disappears. with a bit of shuffling and shifting clothes, you listen closely until his shoes thump against the floor and the door opens, before slowly creaking shut with a final thunk.

"so you are a freak." you speak aloud to nobody but yourself, a chuckle coming off your lips borne of nothing but disbelief. you just have to roll your eyes as you turn the handle on your own shower, but there's a grin you can't hide creeping across your lips as the spout sputters to an end and you wrap your towel round your hips, before following where Eddie had gone and approaching the lockers around the corner. but when you see what he left for you, you grimace.

"oh, you asshole."

your locker door left open and empty, your bag sits clearly rummaged through on the bench, one of your socks having fallen to the floor while the rest of your clothes are missing. and when you pull it open all the way to see if there's anything to salvage your dignity other than a measly towel, you're met with a very familiar logo as you lean over it.

sitting crumpled and half-folded, but very clearly smoothed out so you wouldn't miss it, is Eddie's Hellfire shirt. pushing it aside, you see the jeans he must've been wearing today rolled up underneath. no underwear to speak of, although you're not sure you'd wanna wear his anyways. with everyone else gone, you have no other options--so you're forced to don the sweaty clothes that reek of cigarettes and weed, but even moreso, they reek of Eddie. part of you wonders, as you huff and gather your things together to beat a hasty retreat out of the school, whether people will notice that Eddie's wearing your clothes too. maybe they'll wonder....

whatever. you need to get out of here, and you sling your bag over your shoulder before hurrying out the door and shoving your hands in pockets that aren't yours, tilting your head down and hoping nobody spots you--but just as you're at the doors that lead out to your car, you hear someone's voice down the semi-empty hall; what sounds like a very familiar freshman squabbling with someone.

"Eddie, what the hell?! if you're gonna make me cover for you, at least come back on time! and where's your shirt? why's your hair wet?"

"nunya, Henderson. let's get going."

and when you turn to look, there's Eddie, looming over his protégé with that same award-winning smile--the two of them turn to walk down the hall towards their clubroom, but before they duck in through the door, Eddie turns his head over his shoulder to lock eyes with you, completely knowingly. he runs his stare over your body one more time, clearly enjoying how you fill out his clothes as he mouths the words "pretty boy", and winks in your direction before vanishing through the doorway and closing it behind him.

he's one to talk, he's really one to talk--looking so much softer in your sweater and acid-wash jeans, so cute, that you have to cover the flickering smile you've got at the compliment with your hand as you step out into the chilly air, and feel your still-damp skin prickle as the breeze hits it while you walk to your car.

[v0lva]

Inktober, day 16 :  portrait of Cyrus Aaren, FF14 OC. Not really an angel despite his lovely face ! “Dangerous, ooh ! That’s sounds good yeah ! Talk to me baby, like I’m your dude. ‘Cause right now, I’m in your hood, In your house, in your bed, in your sheets.” --- Extract of Dangerous from Left Boy---

[mxdarling]

[Ranting #2]

[Nicknames in 'Easton and Emmary asmr'.]

(Doesn't include patreon audios.)

[Honestly just wanted an excuse to post something about Easton and Emmary :P]

[Enjoy~]

-Mx.Darling~

[Last updated: 2/12/2022]

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Used by: Reina [Yandere Ringleader]

- Pet

Used by: Edmund "Greed" [Yandere Gambler], Police Officer Smize [Yandere Police Officer], Jason [Yandere Ex-boyfriend]

- Creampuff

Used by: Benjamin [Tsudere Ghost]

- Angel

Used by: Solas [Yandere Demon], Jason [Yandere Ex-boyfriend], Charlie [Flirty Yandere Regular Customer]

- Hero

Used by: Astra [Yandere Villian]

- Angelfish

Used by: Echo [Yandere Siren]

- Flower

Used by: Marigold Mae [Yandere Actress]

- Gatito (Kitty)

Used by: Andres [Tsudere Neko]

- Person

Used by: Talula [Bakadere Arachne]

- Dear

Used by: Edmund "Greed" [Yandere Gambler] [Temporaily], Jason [Yandere Ex-boyfriend]

- Babydoll

Used by: Oliver [Male Yandere]

- Doc/Docter

Used by: Nessy [Yandere Patient]

- Babe

Used by: Piper [Yandere Girlfriend]

- Majesty

Used by: Vindica [Yandere Queen], Nikolai [Yandere Theif]

- Knight in shining armor

Used by: Eloise [Yandere Princess]

- Human

Used by: "Angel" [Kamidere Girl], Eris [Yandere Dragon], Azael [Yandere Demon][Temporaily]

- Darling

Used by: Julia Copeland [Yandere? Antriscat Engaged Daughter], Jason [Yandere Ex-boyfriend]

- General

Used by: Clover Vardon [Sadistic Yandere General]

- Drama

Used by: Logan [Sadodere Bad Boy]

- Love

Used by: Azael [Yandere Demon], Lindo [Yandere Boyfriend], Dr. Chases Harwell [Yandere Hypnotist], Elvira [Sadodere Queen], Jason [Yandere Ex-boyfriend], Val [Yandere Ex-girlfriend]

- Little mouse

Used by: Jacoby [Yandere Officer]

- My star

Used by: Zachary [Yandere Knife Thrower]

- Peanut

Used by: Roland [Yandere Ringleader]

- Mutt

Used by: Goergie [Sadodere Werewolf Hunter]

- Beautiful

Used by: Nikolai [Yandere Theif]

- Matcha

Used by: Charlie [Flirty Yandere Regular Customer]

- Highness

Used by: Galvin [Tsundere Knight]

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

FAUNA PAISLEY MCCORMICK

The Walking Wikipedia

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." - Bertrand Russell

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Fauna Paisley McCormick

Nicknames: Faun, Faun-Faun, Baby Girl (Kevin Exclusive), Darlin’, Angelface, Angelcakes

Faceclaim: G. Hannelius

Age: 6

Gender: Cis Female

Sexuality: Unsure

Height: 3′7″

Weight: 58lbs

Birthday: May 21st

Sign: Gemini

Occupation: Unemployed, Elementary School Student

SHOE

For Fauna’s fifth birthday, Kevin promised her a pony, and she chose Shoe. He can be a grumpy young man with men, and dislikes it when Kevin has to shoe and care for him. Kevin has gotten his fair share of attempted kicks, bites, and headbutts, as well as having been stepped on. Shoe loves Fauna to pieces, though, and is always fine with women. All of his stable-mates are male, except for Ringa, who doesn’t have any defining sex characteristics. Kevin chose this specifically so there would be no babies, because he doesn’t know how to handle that.

QUICK FACTS

Fauna is the youngest daughter of Kevin and Christie McCormick, and the younger sister to Gil. Stuart and Carol are his grandparents, Kenny is his uncle, and Karen is his aunt.  Firkle is a mother figure in her life and she considers him to be her real mother; Eventually he does adopt her and Gil. She is the older half-sister to Colt and Delta.

 Because Firkle is like a mother to her, Firkle’s other children not by Kevin are her siblings/cousins and are treated as such. She adores Michael to pieces and treats him like he’s another father, even if Kevin insists on calling him otherwise. Eventually, he gives up, as she will not be dissuaded.

Fauna’s birthday is National Memo Day, and she will not let anyone forget it. On her birthday, her favorite things to ask for is Shoe-related merch, horse-related things, and notebooks/memo pads/sticky notes. The uses them for all kinds of things, even if they don’t always make sense.

When her father asked a four-year-old Fauna what her favorite Chinpokomon was, the talkative child told him Shoe as a joke. Then, he started buying her Shoe-related things, and she grew to actually love the monster, too. Shoe is also the name of her Pony of the Americas.

Fauna does not experience the same abuse that Gil does from their biological mother, but she does get treated like any little thing is going to “make her wrong.” Christie has also openly referred to her as their “Second Try” baby.

Fauna wants so badly to be accepted that sometimes she does things she shouldn’t. A lot of the time, Firkle is able to help more than Kevin and his overprotective parenting.

Fauna loves her family but purposefully leaves her biological mother out of that group. She’s seen what that woman does to her father and brother and she doesn’t want anything to do with her.

While she is still learning R’lyehian, she is fairly good at it for a child. Firkle and Gil are helping her with her pronunciation. She enjoys it most when Edgar helps, however.

She has a huge sweet tooth and is always ready to eat sugar. She dislikes anything bitter, and only likes sour things if it’s gummy octopuses. She insists that gummy octopuses taste different (and better) than any other sour gummy treat. She will not accept anything less, and will eat all the legs off first. Sour gummy spiders MIGHT be okay, if she’s feeling generous.

Fauna has not yet fully received her gift, and she is incredibly excited for the day it happens. She hopes her familiar is fun and cool.

Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

Everything Was Warm And Everyone Was Love (Fauna McCormick)

Blue Skadoo We Can Too! (Fauna Musings)

The Stars Will Be There When You Wake (Fauna Aesthetic)

We Like Pigtails A Ponytail On Each Side (Fauna Closet)

I See Things That Nobod Else Sees (Fauna Headcanons)

Oh I Made Friends With The Walls! (Fauna Journal Entries)

It's Shoe It's Shoe! (Shoe)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@nxwkid​ -  - Douchebag/New Kid/Alex - Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall (Fauna and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - You're Renowned You're Profound You're Alive And You're Strong (Fauna and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Henrietta - Flamingo You’re Pretty Either Way (Fauna and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Asher - I Will Follow (Fauna and Asher - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Celina - There’s Magic In My Bones (Fauna and Celina - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Annie - Wow Fauna Your Dad Lets You Have Three Moms??? (Fauna and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - It's All Here In The Princess Book Of Etiquette (Fauna and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - He’s Like A Sad Puppy Give Him Pets (Fauna and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Craig - If You Can’t Trust SuperCraig Who Can You Trust (Fauna and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

Here - Kevin - Dream Sweet In Sea Major (Kevin and Fauna)

Here - Firkle - Are You My Mama? (Firkle and Fauna)

Here - Gil - I’d Promise You The Stars In Your Eyes (Gil and Fauna)

Here - Georgi - I Finally Have An Uncle! (Georgi and Fauna)

Here - Aster - Where You Lead (Fauna and Aster)

Here - Karen - We Can Be Princesses If You Want To (Fauna and Karen)

Here - Stuart - I Don’t Like You I Am Now Going To Bark At You (Fauna and Stuart)

Here - Carol - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer And I’m Waging War On Santa (Fauna and Carol)

Here - Christie - Perfect Child V2 (Fauna and Christie)

SHIPS

N/A

[nephe-le]

Vintage Romance (Hawks x Todoroki! Reader

You were the second youngest, being born only minutes after Natsuo, but unlike him, you received the dual quirk your father wanted, having his fire, and water contrast it.

Water wasn’t what he expected, though he was still satisfied. After all, you would still carry his legacy.

Even though you were separated from Touya and Fuyumi, Natsuo and you would still hang out in secret. You were twins, after all.

When Shouto was born a few years later, you could only feel fear.

Training was already tough for you, but you had Natsuo, what about your new brother? You could only hope he didn’t meet father’s standards.

He did. You could only go easy on him and comfort him afterwards, along with your mother, hoping to make her feel like her life wasn’t as crappy as it really was.

Apparently, you didn’t try hard enough.

You could still remember telling Shouto to go as you tried to stop your father’s rage and calm your mother down at the same time.

She was sent off for her breakdown, Shouto was obviously scarred and traumatized. You could only be by his side, the younger boy showing his silent appreciation.

You began to worry about his anti-social behaviour, the boy was always shy, but this was just unhealthy.

Attending U.A and excelling just like your father wanted, you finally graduated as ‘Hybrid’, though you weren’t exactly excited.

You originally wanted to be an underground hero, though father wouldn’t allow it, seeing how they were barely recognized and rated.

You soon met the number three hero, Hawks, while out with your father, keeping your face lacklustre, even though you were actually quite the fan.

He had immediately taken an interest in you, constantly flirting with you and ignoring Endeavour’s rage.

You would always get flustered, but you felt ticked that your father was suddenly acting...fatherly. What right did he have?

After that first encounter, Hawks would always make it a priority to always be near the area you patrol. Taking the final move or swooping down to pick you up for no apparent reason.

He started sending flowers and other gifts to your father’s agency.

After a lot of persistence, he eventually got your number.

The media began theorizing your relations, to the point where been Shouto had gotten concerned.

After you father became number one and scarred, he attempted to reconcile with you and your siblings, Natsuo had stormed out much to Fuyumi’s chargin. Eventually you spoke up, “I want to move out.”

Your words left the whole household in shock. “Fuyumi-nee and Shouto can live with me, as well. I will also be leaving your agency.”

Your father could only look at you in shock. “You want to become a father now? Tch, Natsu-nii’s right. Just stay away. I want to live my own life”

Fuyumi looked like she about to faint and your glare only softened when Shouto called out to you. “(Name)-nee, I believe Fuyumi and I should continue to live her. Rest assured, we will both be fine and visit you.” The room became silent once again. “If that’s what you wish.”

The oldest eventually spoke up,”I won’t go against your wishes. You can live wherever you want, I will find you a suitable place-“

You refused. You didn’t need his apology money, storming out of the house you soon realized you left all your stuff at home and all your money went into the family account.

Slamming your face into a nearby wall, you could only curse your idiocy before you hear a familiar voice call out to you. “ Now, what’s got your feathers so ruffled?”

After hearing about your predicament and laughing at you, Hawks eventually drags you to his apartment, lending you his shirt and residence much to your surprise. He even waved off your thanks.

But, what you didn’t know was that as you were sleeping, hair wet and in the man’s clothes, he sent a picture of you in his bed to your father.

The male Todoroki almost burned down the house, spamming your phone and Hawks with texts and calls.

(16:01) (Name), please reply, I would happily accommodate you to a place of your choosing. Just don’t stay with someone like Hawks. (Read 20:58)

(20:59) Please don’t leave me on read.

Feeling guilty of his hospitality, you take it upon yourself to make all of Hawks’ meals seeing how the male lived off of takeout.

Though you weren’t an expert, you could still remember what your mother and Fuyumi taught you. You may have also called the both of them every five minutes to confirm your actions.

He always treated every dish you cooked him like it was the best thing ever, always giving you a bear hug before and after the meal.

He would always fly you around the city, enjoying the childish look of awe on your face.

You felt yourself growing closer to him.

Eventually, you returned his more than obvious feelings.

“Angelface...I love you more than you could even imagine. Be prepared to have your heart stolen on a daily basis. After all, a princess deserves only the finest~! I mean, if I didn’t, your family would kill me!”

He was your dork.

(Bonus)

During one day, the two of you doing your usual heroics, the press might have gotten a scandalous picture.

You looked fine, the camera catching your left side, as your stance was confident and tall, your face serious.

Hawks was the problem, with his hand outstretched, just about to touch your rear, his eyes downwards, and a cocky smirk gracing his face.

While you remained ignorant on the matter, your father was chasing the younger hero around the city to make him ‘fried chicken’, Shouto was intensely interrogating Tokoyami about how to reach Hawks, successfully scaring his classmates, while the poor raven couldn’t help but curse the pro-hero.

Hawks also couldn’t help but notice Dabi treating him a lot more savagely the next time they met up.

(Finally done! Requests are open!

Date of publication: February 8th, 2019 Unedited)

[nofliight]

HC MEME  ✹  romance

Tagged by: N/A I saw this and wanted to talk about this loser’s heart again Tagging: N/A

Name: Pit Nickname: Pitty, Pitty-pat, angelface, various others, normally used as insults Gender: Male Romantic orientation: Biromantic, with a reasonably strong female lean. Preferred pet names: You think he’s picky?? You think he’ll choose one?? Give him those soft tinglies and remind him he’s actually lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone who loves him back and you can call him whatever you want. Relationship status: Single. Very single. He’s a bullied dork with self-esteem issues, so Favorite canon / fandom ship: Uh, I’m assuming this is restricted to within canon - so Pit x Viridi. It needs development, they are not ready to date yet (what with Viridi still being a jerk and also a human-hater/murderer)... but there’s some real potential. Favorite crossover ship: HGH. THERE ARE SO MANY REALLY, REALLY GOOD SHIPS FOR HIM YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND. BUT to step away from the obvious Smash ships (Zelda and Samus are my faves for him btw)... I briefly got into him x Neptune HyperdimensionNeptunia and I still think there’s a lot of potential there. She has the power to tease the everloving heck out of him while also being very loving and playful and supportive and he’d get to be with a Goddess who also happens to be really sociable and generous and whose teasing never goes too far and MAN i miss neptunia blogs sometimes Opinion on true love: Pit totally believes in it! Now, he’s yet to reach the point he’s gotten to feel it so strong as to call it true (he crushes way too easily to get THAT far short of someone liking him back first), but being the kind of angel he is, he’s a very optimistic believer in love and he’s rooting for anyone lucky enough to find it. Opinion on love at first sight: Oh, don’t ask him about this - he gets all crushy fast enough it may as well be at first sight. He hasn’t honestly thought about it too deeply - his thoughts on love are really a bit too simple to take a stance on different kinds of it short of falling into it.

How ‘romantic’ are they?: His heart is romantic - even if he stumbles when it comes to actually acting on those romantic feelings. Once in a relationship, he’ll have his lover on his mind so often it’s distracting, and he’ll be thinking how much he wants to try holding hands, or cuddling, or maybe even kissing??? But he won’t know how to take action on any of it so either his partner helps or he just Dies. Ideal physical traits: He falls for prettiness so fast. Beautiful eyes, flowing hair, pretty voice, a lovely smile... he’s so weak. Princesses tend get him bad. Ideal personality traits: SHOW A GOOD HEART. Pit’s insanely open-minded, and patient enough in the long term to be willing to see good in just about anyone when there is goodness to see. Granted, he’s not gonna hold out for people who are actively mean to him or Palutena, obviously, but he can handle some roughness around the edges if they start showing a softer core. Just be nice to some degree... and also, be someone sweet enough to validate him?? And not harshly make fun of him for his shortcomings??? He’s a puppy when it comes to support.

unattractive physical traits: He can adjust to a lot - but don’t be an actual Slob. Take a shower every now and then... or at least hop in a hot spring? unattractive personality traits: Vanity, selfishness, bloodlust and especially sadism. A good, caring heart is vital to properly winning Pit over.

ideal date: Oh he is NOT picky. Mainly because as long as his date is happy he’ll try and adjust to anything. As long as he can see a smile and there’s an assurance he’s not making a fool of himself, he’s satisfied. do they have a type?: Those who are particularly beautiful and friendly win him over fast. But he’s not super picky, a good heart is a really good way to win him over, even if not as quickly as being the whole package. preferred non-sexual intimacy: TOUCH. He’s unbelievably Soft and touch-starved. He wants to hold a hand, be leaned on, cuddle... k... kiss?? The romance stuff. commitment level: While a proper relationship holding out for a family falls onto the trickier side of the spectrum since no relationship will change the fact that his devotion to and protection of his goddess is what he considers the most important task he has, you can nonetheless expect that he is loyal and will hold the relationship as best he can. While his bleeding, polyamorous heart does keep him from losing feelings for anyone else, it doesn’t mean his heart itself will waver - if he’s in a relationship, that’s his relationship and he won’t consider breaking it without only the most noble and necessary of reasons. As far as potential marriage, though, or having a family... well, it’s possible, but wouldn’t be easy. His job does mean his time with his significant other would be sparing, and the fact divine blood would be born through him could complicate matters, too... but if they could handle that, then the thought of making it work would make him... really happy.

opinion of public affection: Even besides the understanding that overt public displays of affection makes others uncomfortable, the thought of being particularly romantic in public feels embarrassing. He hardly knows how to handle those sorts of actions when it’s just him and the other, trying to be lovey in public would make him feel all kinds of weird and fuzzy, and not of the same variety that comes with the warmth of affection in private.

past relationships?: NOPE. Pit was “born” very small and weak, and through being somewhat ostracized and overlooked throughout his angel-y life means doesn’t have very good social skills besides. And beyond even that, the Centurions of Skyworld are too simple, bulky, and unquestioning to form meaningful relationships with, even considering Palutena an option beyond passing feelings would be another can of worms entirely, and nearly everything else in the Pantheon either laughs at him or hates him. And I mean... angels aren’t really supposed to Romance anyways,

[hrina]

no offense but i wanna get pregnant and look for a male midwife now. holy shit???? that fic was so good??? im so in love with it??? absolutely amazing, mindblowing, a masterpiece, deserve an award. one of the best fics ive ever read wow 🤯🥺

i am literally N O T worthy of such praise!!!!!!!! im still half-asleep and i am just filled with so much love for u!!!!!!!!!!! thank u so much angelface 😭😭

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

so i highkey wanna commission you but im wondering what your rules and guidelines are? also do you only write female inserts or are you open male and nonbinary as well?

The only real rules I have are:

1. i don't do daddy/mommy kink (no kinkshaming i just cannot)

2.I don't do scat or bloodplay or anything abusive

Other than that go off!

I absolutely do male reader or non-binary! I just haven't had anything requested or commissioned yet but I'm absolutely down for it!

The commissions page lists the wordcounts (they're not always exact but I try to stay close) and you can get a Drabble for just $3! I also do fake texts, snaps, and social media aus

Yes, any gender, non-binary, just lmk pronouns in your commission message

Also if you don't want the commission posted, be sure to let me know where to send it and specify.

Thanks for considering it, angelface!