#malachai boardman smut

[what-if-laconic-was-freaky]

Children of the corn fanfic that nobody asked for.

warnings/tags/whatever: Malachai x Amos, smut, oral sex, anal sex, ice skating, they have sex on the ice, bondage I think, Amos is freaky fr, my extremely cringe first writing, written in my notes app so formatting is terrible

"Amos is almost ready to sacrifice himself to He Who Walks Behind the Rows! Are you ready, Malachai?"

Malachai looked at Isaac, the mastermind of the operation. "Yeah," he replied. Unsatisfied, he slashed at the corn with his machete. Something about the notion of Amos leaving made a pit grow in his stomach.

"Are you thinking impure thoughts, Malachai?"

Malachai skipped a beat. What did he mean by that? He didn't think of Amos in *that* way.

"You and Amos are close acquaintances, Malachai, but Amos' sacrifice is necessary. Don't let your friendship lead to sacrilege."

Malachai eased up, letting out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding, but he tensed right back up when he saw Amos walking towards him, blood dripping down his chest. Malachai drew in a sharp breath as the sanguine stream lined Amos' toned abs.

"I'm ready for my sacrifice!" Amos practically chirped with joy. He stepped closer to Malachai, and the two of then stared at each other for a short second as Malachai looked up and down Amos, with his gaze coming to rest on his crotch before he violently shook his head. It was time to tie Amos up. Amos lay down on the corn stalk cross and eagerly looked up at Malachai. Malachai bit his lip and grabbed the rope. He started with his left arm. He pulled hard and tied Amos just a little too tight, causing the man to grunt. Malachai became lightheaded at the sound, feeling blood rush to his cock. Malachai yelped as he tried to jump away, desperately hoping Amos hadn't felt the bulge in his pants. "You alright, Malachai?" Amos asked, extending a hand to help him up. Malachai wasn't sure if he could keep himself composed if Amos touched him. Thankfully -- or, maybe, disappointingly -- he didn't have to find out.

"OUTLANDERS!" Shouted Isaac. "GET THEM! BRING THEM TO BE SACRIFICED!"

Malachai watched as everyone feverishly scattered. He looked down and realized Amos had lain back down on the cross.

"Are you going to put me up, Malachai?" Amos asked. The pentagram cut into his chest was starting to scab, but the smell of metal hung in the air.

"Not yet," Malachai grunted. "We're gonna go find the outlanders."

"Aw, damn." Jesus, he's so eager. Malachai shook his head in an attempt to refocus.

The two of them walked through the abandoned city. Everyone else had gone several blocks away, and the surroundings were quiet.

"What's this building?" Amos asked, pointing to a large grey warehouse.

Malachai was puzzled. "I'm not sure. We'd better check inside."

Malachai opened the door and was hit by a blast of cold air. He looked around.

"Looks like an ice rink," Malachai said. "I guess Gatlin used to have a hockey team."

"What was our mascot? Corn?" Amos joked. Despite the temperature of his surroundings, Malachai's face felt hot. The two of them walked over to the edge of the rink, where several pairs of skates were sitting.

"Let's go skating together!" Amos chirped happily, as if the city wasn't in a state of near crisis.

"Uh, alright." Malachai was stunned as the words left his mouth. He pulled on a pair of hockey skates and quickly laced them, then looked at Amos.

"Figure skates? What are you, a fag?"

"Maybe." Amos said. Malachai's eyes widened.

Amos was the first to try out the ice, curiously stepping on it. Unsurprisingly, he fell over pretty quickly. "Whoa!'

Malachai rolled his eyes. He skated over and helped Amos up. "Here, let me hold you." Malachai held Amos' hand and they skated to center of the rink. Inevitably, Amos fell to the ground and brought Malachai with him.

"It's cold on here!" Amos exclaimed. Before Malachai could think about what he was doing, he hoisted himself on top of Amos' chest.

"You're pressing me farther into the ice, Malachai!" Amos said, and he looked right into Malachai's eyes. Then they paused, looking each other. Malachai's cock was painfully hard, and Amos could definitely feel it now. There was no going back. Malachai leaned over and kissed him roughly. Amos winced and pulled away.

"He Who Walks Behind the Rows would not approve of this! This is not what we worship!" Amos liked it, though. He was starting to get hard himself.

"Let me worship your body, Amos."

Upon hearing those words, Amos collapsed, and Malachai started kissing him again, moving down his chest to where the pentagram had been carved. Malachai kissed him there, giving enough pressure to make it hurt just right. Amos moaned and pulled off Malachai's clothes.

"Malachai. Sacrifice me." Amos pleaded.

"What?" Malachai said, pausing his kisses.

"Carve me."

"You sure?"

"*Yes.*"

Malachai shifted off Amos' chest and sat on the ice, awkwardly using his skates to recarve the pentagram into his chest, reopening skin that had scabbed over. "Malachai," Amos sighed, breathing heavily. Malachai got back on top of Amos and licked the fresh blood off his wound. Malachai reveled in the irony taste in his mouth. He wanted to taste more. He felt the cold of the ice and remembered Amos wasn't wearing anything under the robe. Malachai ripped the brown fabric away from Amos' crotch and revealed his erect cock, precum dripping down the shaft. He stroked it up to the head and twisted his hand just a bit, causing Amos to whimper. Malachai smirked. "Circumcised, just what He Who Walks Behind the Rows wants." Malachai ducked down and engulfed Amos' length in his mouth and throat. He went up and down, feeling Amos' hips jerk as he worked his tongue around the tip.

"Malachai!-" Amos cried. With one final hip movement, Amos came right at the back of Malachai's throat. Amos shuddered, partially with the intensity of his orgasm and partially with the cold of the ice he was pressed against. Malachai wasn't done with him yet, though. He used his strength to roll Amos on his back, and started kissing his thighs. Amos' legs went weak from the stimulation, but Malachai hoisted him up and kissed all the way up his legs. "You're so beautiful, Amos." Malachai sighed, pushing his cock into Amos' anus.

"Keep going," Amos moaned. Malachai thrust deeper into Amos' prostate, causing him to shudder and moan.

"Amos," Malachai moaned. "I can't- I'm gonna-"

Malachai was cut short as a moan was pushed out of his mouth and he emptied himself into Amos' hole.

Malachai pulled out, breathing heavily. The ice had added an aspect of pain to intensify their pleasure, but it was too cold to lie on for much longer. Malachai grabbed Amos' robe and wrapped the two of them in it so they were no longer in direct contact with the ice.

"You feel so good, Amos." Malachai said once he wasn't breathing so heavily.

"You make *me* feel so good," Amos replied. "Please never get off me."

"We have to get off the ice at some point. We can't stay warm forever." Malachai said.

"We can sure as hell try." Amos pulled Malachai into a kiss.

"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you."

[eb-is-hot]

Dose no one know what Children of the corn is? Like? If I don’t get some Malachai Boardman x reader ima end it all like

[eb-weasly]

malachai boardman would be the type of guy to kill anyone who looks at you funny.

Now send me requests. :)

[miyuuuki]

Since I’m soon turning 19 I hereby declare for all you to request what you want and to fill my askbox.

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Masterlist

A list of my old writing that you can request I revise

Song Prompts

Meeting and Dating Headcanons~

Pretty in Pink

Andie Walsh

Duckie Dale

Blane McDonagh

Steff McKee

Sixteen Candles 

Jake Ryan

The Lost Boys

Paul

Dwayne

Poly Lost Boys

Edgar Frog

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Andrew Clark

The Outsiders

Sodapop Curtis

Dallas Winston

Two-Bit Mathews

Rumblefish

Steve Hays

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron Frye

Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Dutch

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli

Brad Hamilton

Better Off Dead 

Lane Meyer

Weird Science

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Dream A Little Dream

Dinger Holfield

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan 

Dating Poly Bill and Ted 

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya

Interview with the Vampire

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Children of the Corn

Malachai Boardman

National Lampoons 

Rusty Griswold (European Vacation)

Cant Buy Me Love

Kenneth Wurman

The Chocolate War

Jerry Renault

Archie Costello

The Mighty Ducks

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Adam Banks

Les Averman

Porkys

Brian Schwartz

Anthony ‘Meat’ Tuperello

Tommy Turner

Tim Cavanaugh

Mickey Jarvis

Just One of the Guys

Terry Griffith

Greg Tolan

Dead Poets Society 

Neil Perry

Todd Anderson

Charlie Dalton

Knox Overstreet

Steven Meeks

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac

Combat Academy 

Perry Barnett

Waynes World

Garth Algar

Austin Powers

Austin Powers

Toy Soldiers

Ricardo Montoya

Good Will Hunting

Chuckie Sullivan

10 Things I Hate About You

Joey Donner

My Bodyguard

Ricky Linderman

Melvin Moody

Stand and Deliver

Angel Guzman

Something Wild 

Ray Sinclair

Three O’Clock High 

Buddy Revell

Intruder

Randy

Young Guns

Jose Chavez y Chavez

Billy the Kid

Doc Scurlock

Dazed and Confused

Benny O’Donnell

Don Dawson

Kevin Pickford

Randall “Pink” Floyd

Fred O’Bannion

Mitch Kramer

Ron Slater

Shavonne Wright

Dogfight

Eddie Birdlace

Ladybugs

Matthew

Goosebumps

Sticks

Freddy Renfield

Twister

Robert ‘Rabbit’ Nurick

Stand by me 

Ace Merrill

School Ties

Rip Van Kelt 

Chris Reece

The Untouchables

Eliot Ness

The Godfather

Tom Hagen

(Young) Vito Corleone

(Old) Vito Corleone

Goodfellas

Henry Hill

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour Krelborn

Newsies

Specs

Near Dark

Severen

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

Scream

Billy Loomis 

Poly Billy and  Stu

Stu Macher

The Craft

Nancy Downs

Hocus Pocus

Max Dennison

Thackery Binx

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Adam Maitland

The Crow

Eric Draven

Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Aliens

Bishop

An American Werewolf in London

Jack Goodman

Sleepaway Camp

Ricky Thomas

Re-animator

Herbert West

Silence of the Lambs

Clarice Starling

Fright Night

Jerry Dandridge

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

The Evil Dead

Ash Williams

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Harvey Kinkle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman

Joker

Animal Mother

Pyle

Preference~ the boys with an s/o whose ex stalks them

Grease

Kenickie

Labyrinth

Jareth

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid

Requested “Would Includes” and Imagines/Fics~

Darry falling for Johnny’s sister

Allison Reynolds dating a shy nerdy girl

Starting a family with Cameron Frye

Making out with Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye comforting you when you’re upset

Getting drunk with the Ferris Bueller crew

Gary Wallace dating a tall girl

George Mcfly with a dominant flirty s/o

Comforting and being comforted by Will Hunting

Will Hunting having a crush on you

Being apart of the good will hunting gang

Armand with a virgin s/o (including nsfw)

Lestat and Louis dating a girl who loves horror movies

Making out with Duckie Dale

Duckie Dale cheering you up

Cliff having a crush on you

Making out with Cliff

Making out with Bryce

Bryce having a crush on you

The Lost Boys with an s/o having an anxiety attack + fighting depression

The Lost Boys with a sweet and innocent s/o

The Lost Boys with a curvy mate

The Lost Boys fighting with their mates

The Lost Boys dating a shy short girl

The Lost Boys taking care of you when you’re hurt

Getting drunk with the Lost Boys would include

David x Laddies older sister

Making out with Edgar Frog

Being Married to Archie Costello

Going to the beach with Archie Costello

Making out with Archie Costello

Darrys girlfriend landing a job at a local cafe as a singer

Making out with Kenneth Wurman

Being Cindys friend and Ronalds crush

Harold Sherbico having a crush

Kim Kelly dating her polar opposite

Neil Perry dating an artist

Making out with Charlie Dalton

Jealous Charlie Dalton

Jealous Knox Overstreet

A study date with Steven Meeks

Spending the winter season with Neil Perry

Comforting Charlie Dalton after he gets expelled 

The dead poets walking in on Charlie and his secret, shy girlfriend 

Simon Boggs having a crush on Laneys friend

Faking It-Cindy Mancini falling for the girl who paid her to be her friend

Spike having a crush on you

Steff McKee having a crush on you

Marko having a crush on you

David having a crush on you 

Paul having a crush on you

Dwayne having a crush on you

Dwayne x vampire reader who dresses like Stevie Nicks

Making out with Keith Nelson

Meat having a crush on Peewees sister

Admit it- Mickey Jarvis and his future s/o having crushes on each other

Being a part of team USA and meeting Adam and Charlie

Dwayne Robertson having a crush on you

Sleepover with Bill and Ted (including nsfw)

Being pregnant with Ted Logans child

Starring in the schools Romeo and Juliet with Ted Logan

Ted Logan asking you to be his valentine

Spending Valentines day with Steff McKee

Spending Valentines day with Steven Meeks

Spending Valentines day with Keith Nelson

Spending your first Valentines day with Bryce

Wishing I Was Her (Nick Andopolis)

If You Want Out Just Say It (Ace Merrill)

Going on the Ferris adventure

Going on your own adventure with Cameron Frye

Making out with Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Travelling back in time with Marty McFly

Tommy Devito dating a chubby artist

Years Gone By (Michael Corleone)

Sonny Corleone dating his opposite

Phillipe Gaston x reader~ Fairy Tale 

Being Fulton's sister and Dating Dean Portman

Comforting Todd when he’s upset

Being married to Bill S. Preston Esquire

Being married to Ted Logan

Spending Halloween/October with Knox Overstreet

Making out with Knox

A will they, won’t they relationship with Seth Brundle

Falling in love with Edward Scissorhands

Dwayne Hicks with an Android!Technician s/o

Private Joker dating an artist 

Jareth falling in love with you

Being married to Matt Hooper and going to Amity

The way you make me feel~ John Bender

Being in a long term relationship with JD

J.D. with a chronically ill s/o

Archie with a chronically ill s/o

Making out with Ted Logan

Archibald Craven falling in love

Andy Dufresne falling in love

Nsfw Headcanons~ 

Group sex with the lost boys

Sam Emerson

Threesome with Obie and Archie

Armand

Archie Costello

(sub) Archie Costello

Obie

Johnny Cade

Cameron Frye

Duckie Dale

Blane

John Bender

Randy (Intruder)

Joey Donner

Kenneth Wurman

Keith Nelson

The Dead Poets Kinks

Knox Overstreet

Charlie Dalton

Steven Meeks

Todd Anderson

Neil Perry

Gerard Pitts

John Bender taking your virginity

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Dinger Holfield

The Lost Boys

JD

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Benny O’donnell

Fred O’Bannion

Cliff

Bryce

Johnny Walker

George Mcfly

Brian Moreland

(sub) Perry Barnett 

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan

Randy Meeks

Michael Emerson

Nancy Downs

Ray Stantz

Egon Spengler

Spike

Angel Guzman

Sgt. Hartman

Brad Hamilton

Douglas Quaid

Chris (night of the creeps)

Sonny Corleone with a shy, virgin s/o

George Mcfly getting jealous and being dominant

Grease Monkey (Keith Nelson smut)

Sins of the flesh and matters of the heart (David x reader + Dwayne smut)

[what-if-laconic-was-freaky]

Another children of the corn fic!!!

Tags/warnings/whatever: malachai boardman x Amos, malamos, smut, I need a better ship name, unprotected sex, mutual masturbation, anal sex, BDSM, edging, knife sex, I'm sure there's a word for it but I forgot, Amos has a murder kink (he freaky fr), don't worry nobody dies though, AU where they both live, I'm still not great at writing

The sky was an inky black, interrupted occasionally by the striking contrast of a white hot lightning bolt. Rain pelted the ground, producing an impenetrable fog. It was the perfect night to watch a scary movie.

Amos and Malachai were on the couch together, anxiously munching their popcorn as they waited for the killer to appear. It was only a matter of time-- the characters in these movies never make good decisions. *sssshhhhkk.* A quick slash to the throat and the victim was dead. They didn't even have time to scream.

Amos sighed. He was so, so happy to have escaped the cornfield with Malachai. Everyone else saw him as a heartless, cold-blooded killer. But Amos saw him as a person worthy of love. Malachai was good with blades, yes-- and Amos loved that about him. Malachai could plunge his machete into Amos' stomach any time he wanted.

"Amos," Malachai interrupted his thoughts.

"Huh?"

"Are you enjoying the movie?"

"Yes! It's great. Fantastic cinematography."

Malachai smirked. "Sure, that's the reason." Malachai worked his hand up Amos' crotch and squeezed the hardness that was beginning to form. Amos gasped. Malachai hoisted himself on top of Amos and grinded against him.

"Malachai," Amos moaned. "Would you kill me if I asked you to?"

"Hmmm." Malachai scratched his chin as if he was deep in thought. "No. I love you too much." Malachai started grinding against Amos more roughly, pausing to unbutton his shirt. "Plus, you can't cum when you're dead."

"I don't know. They say heaven is pretty great, right?"

Malachai sighed and reached over to grab his machete. "I don't think that's where we're going, Amos." Malachai left a shallow cut against Amos' throat, and Amos felt warmth pooling in his stomach.

"Cut me deeper, Malachai," Amos breathed.

"I can't, you idiot."

"Please?"

"No. You'll die."

"But I'll cum!"

"You'll cum when I say you can cum." Malachai snaked his hand into Amos' pants and stroked his cock to exquisite hardness. Right before Amos was put over the edge, Malachai pulled his hand away, bringing a string of precum with it. Malachai rolled Amos over before unbuttoning Amos' pants and sticking his fingers in his ass. Amos whimpered.

"You like it when it hurts, don't you?" Malachai shoved his fingers deeper before abruptly pulling out and filling Amos with his cock. Malachai thrusted forward, making Amos whimper with pain and pleasure. 

"Malachai..."

Malachai thrusted faster and more aggressively until the pressure was unbearable. He pulled out and groaned as he came all over Amos' stomach.

"Can I come now, Malachai?"

Malachai, breathing heavily, brushed his fingers over the tip of Amos' cock. Amos gasped and came instantly, shooting a stream of cum onto the couch. His legs gave out and he collapsed.

"Amos. You're all dirty." Despite being covered in cum and blood, Amos was in utter bliss.

"Come on. Let's get cleaned up." Malachai smirked. "I'll take a shower with you."

[eb-weasly]

anyone wanna write a Malachai x plussized!NB!reader angst or fluff? <33

[eb-weasly]

Who I'll write for <3

HARRY POTTER

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Neville Longbottom

Oliver Wood

Cedric Diggory

The Mandolorian

Din Darin

Alice in Wonderland

Tarrent Hightopp

Horror

Malachai Boardman

Micheal Myers

Jason Voorhees

Leatherface

Billy Loomis

Stu Matcher

Vance Hopper

Rules!!

I will write self harm, suicide and any type of angst!!

I wont do smut, im a minor!

I will mostly do GN reader!

i am a fast writer, so request! :)

dont feel ashamed for anything you ask for!!

Angst and Fluff Acount!

Self harm + Suicide are ok (i deal with them, so i can vent it out.)

Send Requests!!