#mal and evie at least have SOME basis their problem is just that they’re boring as fuck
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red and chloe are NOTTT the same as mal and evie they are not parallels they are not the reboot they are not even that similarrrrr can ANYONE take this seriously 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#red and chloe. are. what terms can i put this in#red and chloe are katniss and peeta. they are rapunzel and eugene. they are clary and jace. they are percy and annabeth.#they are timeless video material. you don’t get to be timeless video material without something serious#mal and evie. are like. the heartstopper of gay ships. no offense to heartstopper obviously i recognize that heartstopper also made its way#to the timeless video which i just held up as some gold standard#but you understand the ways in which heartstopper is bad and cringe. and that’s mal and evie#they’re like. you know when you watch a streaming service show made after 2018 and there has to be a token gay couple#that’s the vibe shipping mal and evie brings to the function. and it sucks and it’s lame and boring#mal and evie is to descendants yuri what matthew and cordelia were to tsc. gave nothing as you recall#it’s like shipping merlin bbc merlin and lancelot bbc merlin. it’s like shipping clary and simon#it’s like. it’s like if there was a gay ship so lame it almost feels like a right wing psyop to make you homophobic#that also goes for jay and carlos but actually it’s worse with jay and carlos#now THAT is a ship invented by the most boring human beings on earth it’s not even worth the energy it would take to complain#mal and evie at least have SOME basis their problem is just that they’re boring as fuck#descendants
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