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[abyssal-ilk]

thinking about sten again. thinking about him calling the warden kadan and never explaining what it means. thinking about him offering to take the warden back with him to par vollen, but it's never actually an option the warden takes, even if you agree. thinking about how sten responds the best to a warden who stands their ground even if he doesn't agree with them. thinking about how he loves sweets and art, and how he plays with kittens. "it's training," he says. but come on. he's playing. thinking about what else he's had to justify to himself for liking.

and he calls alistair kadan! shale as well! do you think it was ever extended to the other party members? just,, agh

[dr-wormman]

I don't know what to write for a caption just look at them

[tiredtriedfailures]

what in the sam hell is this. by god you people are dogs.

thabkfully someone said it

[warmfuzzyanimal]

i'm doggy.... 2!

tobi 2.0 ref 🐾

[spookberry]

Day 16: Fangs :)

[ladyantiheroine]

I will never not laugh at the irony of Nessarose Thropp declaring herself the Wicked Witch of the East despite the fact that she never studied sorcery at Shiz and when she tries it she fucks it up so bad that her beloved turns into a tin man.

Nessa, immediately after flopping the first spell she ever did: “I AM THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST!”

[spiritoast]

rather predictably, i have fallen hopelessly in love with this guy

[parhelionz]

im still sick but oh well

[somaniethperson]

idk is this anything?

[logicheartsoul]

These are like scenes from a romcom, sarahbucky style

[starry-bi-sky]

MMMM twins au with danny and dan except its og TUE timeline danny and dan

ok okay i neeeeed o write this down and share it before i explode buT. as the title says. twins danny and dan (who im going to be calling James/Jamie bc i cannot express how much i despise the name dan) where, instead of disappearing into the ghost zone after he's separated from danny's body, Dan rips out Vlad's ghost half, tears THAT in half, and fuses one half with himself and the other with Danny.

Shit happens, and BOOM. Two morally ambiguous and perhaps slightly murderous demonic twins from hell. Daniel James Fenton and his Twin WHose Always Been Here What Are You Talking About :) James Daniel Fenton. They are both depressed, lonely, and one bad day from becoming a mass extinction event :)

this is because i got grabbed by the hair today and dragged into the SVSS fandom screaming and the fanart of Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan/Shen Quingqiu (????) with his fan entranced me. Ice Prince Core is my favorite thing so naturally i have to implant that onto my favorite blorbos ever :)

After the Incident, both their appearances changed and they're practically identical to each other. Sorta. They both have heterochromia and salt-and-pepper hair. But Danny has one green eye and one blue eye and white hair with black streaks, while Jamie has one blue eye and one green eye and black hair with white streaks. I'm iving them both long hair, for funsies <3

nobody can tell them apart, they keep getting confused on whose who and frankly the mix-match hair and eyes make it worse not better asjd. they're horrifically codependent. please do not separate :)

and because i must. im pulling a blood blossom/tales of the passerine and giving them to pre-robin batman. batman and his terrifying demon(??) twins. nobody is quite sure if they're human or not, and the scourge of gotham are a little too terrified to ask.

(they dont HAVE to go to batman while he's pre-robin. however. i think its much funnier that way bc gotham isn't use to A) Batman having kids, and B) Batman having TERRIFYING kids yet. think of all the new fun rumors)

they both use war fans while they're out, and neither of them use their ghost forms because they at least have the remaining empathy to know that they're more likely to murder someone accidentally as a ghost :). Ghost form is for fellow mythicals and Functionally Immortals Only! Not for Squishy Humans.

Jamie: murder. bloodshed. revengggee Bruce: no. no. Justice. peace!! hope! Danny: bittinngggg. blooood. ^-^

They're honestly not bad kids they're just horrifically traumatized two halves of a whole that can never be reunited ever again :).

idk what their vigilante names are but i do know that the underground refer to them in horrified whispers as 'the twins'. this all stemmed from the desperate and sudden urge to see Danny and Jamie, as their vigilante selves, hiding the lower half of their faces with fans and looking terrifyingly judgmental while they do it <333

[mamawasatesttube]

"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...

[cyber333angel]

could you do a reader x rafe where hes fcking her infront of topper & kelce while they jerk each other off & watch <3

WANDERING EYES

i can imagine you and rafe being on his yacht, waking up from the previous boat party and taking in some morning fresh air on the deck. sitting comfortably next to each other as suddenly you get whiny for him, pawing at his lap and planting kisses all over his neck and of course he can’t resist his baby. the two of you continue kissing all over each other as you straddle his lap with his hands squeezing at your ass. biting at rafes bottom lip when he slips his hands down into your tiny shorts, motioning for you to lift your hips.

you guys forget that the topper and kelce were asleep on the boat from last nights party, none of that occupying your horny minds. kelce is the first to wake up, arising from the last level of the yacht yawning and seeing the two of you. looking at you two a little closely and seeing this erotic scene play, dunking below a tiny fence carful to not be seen. by now, your panties are pushed to the side as you bounce up and down his cock, crying for him in pleasure. kelce can only hear muffles of what your saying but he got the idea from all the moaning that was erupting from you. it felt so wrong to be watching one of his best friends with his girlfriend but he could help but get a little hard, palming at his erection trying to get a little relief. a couple minutes later topper walks out rubbing at his eyes with a headache, “ I definitely drank to fuckin much last night man-“ topper is immediately interrupted as kelce pull on his shirt, making his drop down next to him. “dude what the hell did you do that for?” kelce motions for him to shush by putting his finger to his mouth, quickly switching his eyes over to the deck of the boat. they both peak their heads over the little fence and watch you, throwing your head back while rafe sucks and pinches at your nipples. they watch you and rafe preform in silence, not saying a word as they as they see this. a few moments later you quiver over rafes lap, cumming all over his dick as he tightly grips at your ass. feeling rafe shove his cock as far as he could up your cunt, releasing all his come into you. the both of you gasp for air as you breath into each other, relaxing from the intense orgasm. the two peeping toms on the other hand completely dumbfounded, knowing they’ll never speak of this moment again — also knew that they definitely added this to their spank bank material.

[r0semultiverse]

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[invinciblerodent]

I wonder how common knowledge it is that "Cazador" is just... it just means "Hunter" in Spanish. It's just literally Hunter.

Which can sound menacing and intimidating if we interpret it in kind of an "ooh, skulking in the shadows, hunting his prey" kinda way (complete with spooky finger-wiggles), BUT it also carries the possibility that he's that upper middle-class white kid in 4th grade whose equally upper middle-class white mom always has to go yell at the teachers for not letting him eat glue.

In addition, "Szarr" (which I think is meant to be reminiscent of "czar", the monarch) with this spelling is just the Hungarian word for "shit" with an extra "r" tacked onto the end, so I'm having some difficulty being scared of Shit-Hunter, the vampire lord