#makes me embarrassed and shy even though it’s not real 😭

[cyber333angel]

could you do a reader x rafe where hes fcking her infront of topper & kelce while they jerk each other off & watch <3

WANDERING EYES

i can imagine you and rafe being on his yacht, waking up from the previous boat party and taking in some morning fresh air on the deck. sitting comfortably next to each other as suddenly you get whiny for him, pawing at his lap and planting kisses all over his neck and of course he can’t resist his baby. the two of you continue kissing all over each other as you straddle his lap with his hands squeezing at your ass. biting at rafes bottom lip when he slips his hands down into your tiny shorts, motioning for you to lift your hips.

you guys forget that the topper and kelce were asleep on the boat from last nights party, none of that occupying your horny minds. kelce is the first to wake up, arising from the last level of the yacht yawning and seeing the two of you. looking at you two a little closely and seeing this erotic scene play, dunking below a tiny fence carful to not be seen. by now, your panties are pushed to the side as you bounce up and down his cock, crying for him in pleasure. kelce can only hear muffles of what your saying but he got the idea from all the moaning that was erupting from you. it felt so wrong to be watching one of his best friends with his girlfriend but he could help but get a little hard, palming at his erection trying to get a little relief. a couple minutes later topper walks out rubbing at his eyes with a headache, “ I definitely drank to fuckin much last night man-“ topper is immediately interrupted as kelce pull on his shirt, making his drop down next to him. “dude what the hell did you do that for?” kelce motions for him to shush by putting his finger to his mouth, quickly switching his eyes over to the deck of the boat. they both peak their heads over the little fence and watch you, throwing your head back while rafe sucks and pinches at your nipples. they watch you and rafe preform in silence, not saying a word as they as they see this. a few moments later you quiver over rafes lap, cumming all over his dick as he tightly grips at your ass. feeling rafe shove his cock as far as he could up your cunt, releasing all his come into you. the both of you gasp for air as you breath into each other, relaxing from the intense orgasm. the two peeping toms on the other hand completely dumbfounded, knowing they’ll never speak of this moment again — also knew that they definitely added this to their spank bank material.

[luveline]

hellooo!! im not sure if your requests are open so feel free to ignore this but i was wondering if you could write for tasm!peter where the reader just got her wisdom teeth removed and she’s all loopy on anesthetics and forgets peter is her boyfriend? i saw this video where this girl got her wisdom teeth pulled and forgot she was dating her boyfriend and fell in love with him all over again😭😭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7sGQo5/

thank you for your request! ♡ fem, 1k

"Here she is," the nurse says gently, walking you out with his arm behind your back. "Alright, say hi to Peter." 

"Hi, Peter," you mumble, eyes on the floor. 

Peter grins at you, worry warm at the back of his throat. "Hey. Is that everything?" he asks, nodding at the nurses paper bag of aftercare. 

"Everything you'll need." The nurse helps Peter take over, hoisting your arm over his shoulders before stepping away. "Alright, feel better, okay? And don't hesitate to call if something comes up. We're here to look after you." 

You seem appreciative in your fog, but it's hard to tell. Peter curls his arm around your hip and gives it a soft rub as he leads you to the stairs. Whoever devised the floor plan here had murder on their mind —the second floor is completely inaccessible. Luckily, Peter has a lot of strength at his disposal. 

You can feel it. "Woh, you're strong," you murmur. 

"You know that already." His grip on you tightens, pretty much carrying you down the tight staircase. 

"Do I?" you ask. You make a sound like you're hurting, a squeak. 

"I'd hope so." At the end of the staircase, he sits you down, worried you're not feeling well. "You okay? I can princess carry you if you need me to." 

You look at him with wide eyes. He turns to check there's no one standing behind him, but you're really looking at him. "What?" he asks, touching your knee, imploring. "You look like you've seen a ghost." 

"You're Peter?" you ask. 

Ah, the amnesiac effect of anaesthetic. His touch turns comforting, stroking your thigh with as much care as he can drive into his palm alone. "That's me. Hey, if you're forgetting me, does that mean you're not mad at me for last Friday anymore? 'Cos I know you said you forgive me but I can tell it still pisses you off–" 

Your eyes fall to his hand. "Why would I be mad at you?" you ask. 

"I finished the milk and put the carton back in the fridge, even though I promised I'd stop doing it. You see the jug and think there's milk left. We were gonna have macaroni and cheese..." He nudges your fingers with his. "Are you okay? You don't look like yourself."

"What do I usually look like?" 

"Not so, you know. Daunted." 

"You're really handsome," you whisper, refusing to meet his eye. 

"Oh, you think so?" 

You nod like your head is too heavy. You're embarrassed, you sweetheart, oh my god Peter could cry into your lap. 

"Let's get you to the car, baby." 

"Where are we going?" The gauze gives you the world's most adorable lisp, and it turns your gasp into a hum as Peter stands you up. 

"Home." 

"Together?" 

"Yeah, we live together. It's a nice place, and you're a great decorator, you know? It's cozy." 

"Thank you," you say shyly. 

You're not not shy with him, but it's been a long time since you got so quiet over a practically innocuous comment. He wants to see how you'll react to real compliments, over the top stuff that he one hundred percent means. It's a little mean, but when will you ever be like this again? 

He helps you out past the desk and onto the street to your car where it's parked a half a block down. "Don't worry about all this, okay? I'm gonna take such good care of you, sweetheart. There's an ice pack and a brand new comforter with your name on it waiting at home." Peter smiles at your starry eyes as they flash to his, amazed at his simple plans. "How does that sound, beautiful? Is there anything you want before we head home? Anything that would make you feel better?" 

"You're gonna take care of me?" you ask breathlessly. 

"That's my job. That's my number one boyfriend duty." 

"You're my boyfriend?" 

"I am!" he says happily, laughing as he speaks. "For a while. I've been trying to take things further but you're always really shy about getting married–" 

"You want to get married? To me?" 

Peter presses a soft kiss to your cheek. "You're the only person I'd ever want to get married to. We already picked the flowers–" 

"We did?" 

He laughs again, all your questions. He loves regular you but loopy you is especially endearing. "Last time I got super drunk, yeah. You never let me forget it." 

"So you love me?" you ask, stopping short.

"I love you so much," he says immediately, hugging you into his side. He dots another kiss against the top of your head. "You should remember that even if you don't remember me." 

"I love you," you say quietly. 

Peter doesn't know if that's your memory returning, or if you've fallen in love with him in the last fifteen minutes. He could easily fall in love with you that quickly, and yet he's still amazed at your confession. 

"That's good. That's great. Thank you, sweetheart," he says, desperate to hold your face in his hands but weary of causing you future pain. "There's your car," —he points, lowering his head to yours to make sure you can see it, hand now protectively held between your shoulder blades— "let's go home now. Yeah?" 

You start walking again at his requests. He can pretty much see the steam rising off of your face, giddy with happiness at these revelations. You're together, you're in love, and you think he's handsome. He wonders what you'll have to say about his biceps in this state of delirium; you go crazy for his arms sober. 

Which reminds him. 

"I totally have another secret to tell you," he says, unlocking the car as you approach and helping you into the passenger seat. 

"What is it?" you ask. 

Peter closes you in and skirts around the door, climbing into the driver's seat. He's glad that New York is as ridiculously loud as ever, because not even the closed doors or your sodden gauze can smother the way you shriek.

"My boyfriend is Spider-Man?!" 

[baby-yongbok]

Don't Go Insane

Neighbor!Bang Chan x afab!Reader

✧Genre - Smut ✧Warnings: Unprotected piv (Wrap it up ya'll) ✧ Masterlist ✧

A/N: I have never ever written a fic in this format but it was the only was for my brain to process the idea😭This is a product of those fucking SINFUL photos that Chan took for Nylon Japan. I'm sorry if it sucks, I'm trying to get back into writing again so I might suck for a bit, sorry! Hope you enjoy! (not proofread)

You weren't expecting to actually like your new neighbor since your previous one was such a dick but when you meet Chan he's more than kind to you. 

He always greets you in the hallway, helping you bring your bags up to your place when you get home from shopping and checks in on you when he hasn't seen you for a couple of days

You find yourself going out around the same time that he would usually get home from his morning workout just so you can talk to him. He's so sweet and charming and hot. Oh so hot. 

He brings you food when he's made too much dinner to fit in his fridge which is code for he wanted an excuse to talk to you and gave you 50% of his meal just to see your face. 

You invite him in to eat the first time that he brings you food and it quickly turns into spending Sunday nights eating together and laughing at his stories. It's your favorite day of the week now. 

You drop by his place to ask if he needs anything from the store every time that you go now. He's memorized the pattern of your knock and jumps to his feet every time he hears it. 

You're in line at the store one day when a magazine catches your eye. Is that…Chan!? You grab it, looking through with wide eyes before buying it and nearly forgetting about the rest of your items. 

You don't tell him that you saw it. He never said what he did for work and yeah he's hot - Oh so hot - but you never thought that this would be his occupation and you defiantly didn't think that this is how you'd find out.

You flip through the magazine all night. Staring at his beautiful chocolate gaze and his perfectly blushed lips. How is he even real?

You may have also stared at his shirtless pics for an hour too long. No one has to know that though.

He brings over a new recipe that he tried this Sunday. Setting up your usual spot on the living room floor when his eyes land on a familiar photo on your side table. It's him. You bought his magazine? He tries to act normal about it but his red ears and blushed cheeks give him away. 

You catch on when he glances at it for a second time and you internally body slam yourself for forgetting to put it away. You both eat quietly, blushing and trying to find the right thing to say next. 

“I'm sorry about that.” You speak first and he glances up quickly, straightening himself up with a shy smile. “It's fine, I'm just embarrassed I guess.” He's shy about being hot?? Why does that make him hotter?

“Are you always the shy type?” Your question was genuine but your tone was suggestive, almost teasing. It creates a shift in his demeanor that makes you shiver. “Not always, no.”

You don't know how it happened. It's all a blur. One second he was talking to you, confident and sweet. He was telling you about the shoot for the magazine when he got to the topic of the shirtless photos. The air around you thickened and the words that started it all slid off your tongue.

“You look so good it could drive me insane.” You chuckled but his eyes darkened in response. 

“Do you want me to?” His eyes are on yours, his gaze is heavy and intense. “What?” You drop your fork, swallowing hard. “Make you go insane?”

That's how you ended up with his lips on yours. He swallowed each and every strangled moan and replaced it with one of his own. His hands explored your body, fast yet cautious. A gentleman.

He pulls you into his lap, one of his large palms gripping your ass over your leggings and the other cupping your cheek to keep you still for him. He pulls you close, chest to chest. He's been waiting to feel you since the moment he first saw you. He feels like he's dreaming and he prays that he never wakes up. 

His breathing picks up when you plant sloppy kisses along his jawline. Mind numbing groans and hisses falling from his lips. “You're gonna make me go insane, fuck.”

His lips feel like heaven against your skin. Soft and all-consuming. He leaves marks along your collar bones, sucking and flicking his tongue over the delicate skin. Your head is spinning as you take him in. This beautiful man that you've been dreaming of for months finally has his hands on you. 

You grind against him, his fingers digging into your hips as he presses up into you. The way that he looks up at you with his lip caught between his teeth is intoxicating. “You're so fucking beautiful.” He smiles at your compliment, blinking a blush away and trying to keep his composure. “Took the words right outta my mouth.”

You pull back, sitting on the shaggy rug and frantically undressing. You're desperate, antsy, absolutely insatiable and Chan isn't too far behind but you could never tell by how composed he looks. How does he have that much self control?

He moves to sit on the couch and watches you as you strip. Taking in every beautiful inch of your body while he makes himself comfortable. You look up at him as he sits, man spreading at the edge of your couch and giving you the perfect view of his aching cock straining against his jeans. 

Fucking sinful

"Crawl to me, baby. Come here." He beckons you with two fingers that you're dying to be acquainted with. The smile on his face while you follow his order is enough to make you explode already.

He leans forward, cupping your face and kissing you with such soft hunger. So much passion and desire. A promise, like his kiss is asking you to be his. You palm him softly over his jeans earning a soft moan from him. "You want it?” He leans back, resting against the back of your sofa, giving you full access to his zipper and button. “Go ahead, take it, princess."

His teeth sink into his bottom lip as he watches you free his cock and his eyes roll back when you fist it confidently. Pumping him at a deliciously slow place. You want to drag this out. You don't ever want this to end. 

He puts his hand over yours once he gets fed up with your teasing. He loves how your hand feels around him but he needs more of you. He taps his leaking cock against your lips and you allow your spit to dribble down his shaft. "Stick that tongue out. There we go, baby. That's my girl. Look at that.”

He holds your hair back as you slide his length into your mouth, swirling your tongue around him. His fingers massage your scalp softly making you hum around him. He's a gentleman, a filthy one. 

He couldn’t wait to switch places with you, falling to his knees so fluidly that you couldn’t help but to groan at the sight of him. His gaze never left yours. His eyes were constantly asking for permission to continue and you eagerly granted it every time.

He ate your pussy like a fucking starved man. Lick and sucking the expanse of your cunt like he’d never see you again. Your moans encouraged him as he lapped at you, he wanted - no, needed - you to cum on his tongue. It’s all that he’s been dreaming of for the last month. 

He made you cum twice and had to hold back the urge to keep going. He’s definitely found his new favorite thing.

Nevermind, kissing you is his favorite thing. The way that you sigh into his mouth, tasting yourself on his tongue and biting his bottom lip drives him wild. 

You’re seeing stars as soon as he slips into you. His strong arms on either side of your head as he hovers, kissing you softly as you adjust to him. “Fuck, you’re a dream come true, ya know that? I’ve dreamt of this, princess.” You can hardly reply once he fills you to the hilt but you try to anyway, moaning out as your vision blurs. “Wanted you so bad, Channie.”

That was enough to break him. He snapped his hips into you, giving you everything that you ever wanted, ever needed, from him. He fucks you deep, speeding up gradually just to hear you moan his name a little louder. He wants to be gentle with you but with a cunt that feels this amazing he can’t help but want to make you fall apart underneath him.

You always imagined being on top when you finally got to be with Chan but it looks like that’ll have to be another day. The way that his cock is splitting you open makes you feel like you might have to call out of work tomorrow. 

“Look at me, babygirl. You liked seeing my pictures, huh? Did you touch this pretty cunt while looking at them?” You nod your head with such urgency that you’re positive that you look absolutely pathetic but Chan thinks that it’s cute, he’s in love with how fucked out you look drooling under him. “All you had to do was ask for the real thing.” He rolls his hips into you and your eyes roll back right after. 

He holds both of your hands as he slows down a bit, he wants to make love to you. Wants to treat you like the precious gem that he knows that you are but your cunt keeps fucking squeezing around him. He curses under his breath as he tries to compose himself but it’s no use. He watches as he disappears inside of you, groaning when he sees just how perfectly your pussy is taking him. “You’re gonna make me cum, baby. You’re too much. Too good.” 

Much to his surprise you cave before he does, chanting his name like a prayer while he rocks into you at the perfect angle. You feel dizzy as you unravel under him, nails digging into his strong arms and your legs wrapping around his waist in a desperate attempt to feel grounded. 

The way that you look cumming on his cock drives him over the edge. He picks up the pace, fucking you through your orgasm while he’s chasing his. The overstimulation draws out your climax causing a new wave of pleasure to hit you harder than the last. “Yeah yeah yeah, oh fuck such a pretty girl cumming on my cock like that, that's it baby.” He doesn’t even know what he’s saying but he doesn’t care he’s so close so so so close.

You forced your eyes open when he pulled out, you needed to watch him stroke himself over the edge and cover your stomach in his cum. You need to take in the way his eyes squeeze shut and his brows furrow while he moans for you. “Oh fuck fuck fuck.”

The giggles that you share after may be Chan’s new favorite part. He cleaned you up and wrapped his arms around you. Pressing kisses to your hair as you both talk about what just happened with smiles on your faces 

“This is a bit backwards but uh, can I take you out? Maybe next weekend?” The butterflies in your stomach go crazy as you blush into his chest, nodding happily and answering with a muffled ‘yes’ that makes Chan chuckle. “Maybe afterward I can fuck the sense back into ya, since I drove you insane tonight.”

[princeoftheeternalbog]

hiii

Could do nicknames one peice characters would call you?? Xx

I love you🫶 YES I WILL TEEHEE

Suggestive in Sanji and Namis part but mostly sfw!

I only did the strawhats this time but without further ado: petnames/nicknames op characters call you🫶

Luffy

I think Luffy would pick something really cute like flower, like in the morning when he tackles you out of your hammock to wake you up and he's like "GOODMORNING FLOWER :DDDD" while squishing you(😐).

OR he would refer to your future title aka consort of the pirate king(cocky mf). Even if you correct him like oh well you're not king of the pirates yet he just keeps saying 'but why can't I say it now' until you give up. LOVES when you call him my king or my sunshine, it makes him feel all gooey inside. He likes other nicknames too but those ones especially.

Zoro

Surprisingly a classic sort of guy, he'll call you hun or love, mostly always in private. But if he thinks someone is bothering you he'll purposefully say it really loudly like "oh hey LOVE I was looking for you" while glaring at the person.

Always says it in the softest, sweetest tone when you're alone. Seriously he's like some romance drama lead the way he's sighing around the word when he's holding you close. Blushes so pretty when you call him a petname back even if it's the most cringey, disgusting petname like pookie wookie. Like he'll cringe but still blush.

Sanji

Probably uses almost every name you can think of but especially darling, mon amour and sweetheart. Says them in every tone imaginable and he says them in a very specific way when you're alone, sometimes he'll say them that way in public to fluster you though (asshole🫶).

Jokes on him though because he folds really easily for the same trick. One time you said baby in that tone on deck and he tripped and fell over so... you're the real winner here. He likes to act very confident and he can be but he very often finds himself with wobbly legs around you- he can't help it you're just too fine.

Usopp

Babylove, sweetheart, pretty thing, YES I KNOW OKAY LISTEN JUST HEAR ME OUT- I just think once he gets over the honeymoon phase and he's comfy then he's smooth as fuck. Like this man is fine okay and once he knows what hes doing, he KNOWS yk. Always says them directly in your ear though🫣, he's still too shy to look you in the face while saying that sort of thing. Like he's slick but he's also sweating and trembling while he romances you.

Also he absolutely blushes bright red when you say anything of the sort to him. One 'hey pretty boy' and it's over for his blood pressure, one time he fainted and he was so embarrassed that he avoided being alone with you for a week.

Nami

Sunshine and treasure(in like every single language she can think of). Either says it in the sweetest tone ever or the most scary and she never uses your name unless she's really really scared or relieved (or during the...thing).

LOVES any and every nickname but if you say something cringe in front of somebody she makes you pay a fee😭. Fr 200 berry just for you to call her shnookems in front of Chopper, its mostly because the cringy nicknames somehow make her feel shy like omg you love me enough to confidently call me cuddle muffin ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ how disgusting (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾). But also she uses this money to buy you little gifts and trinkets so can you complain(yes).

Robin

Love, honey or sweetheart. Says it in this cute little sing song voice you didn't know she had and it's just so sweet and enticing fr she got you floating over there like a sailor drowning to a siren's song. But seriously if she's using a petname then you know she's in a really affectionate mood which means lots of touching and kisses!

Her favourite nickname that you call her is 'my wife'. Listen I think she's secretly quite intense romantically so hearing you defend her to someone by going "THAT'S MY WIFE" really does something to her heart. She tries for ages to trick you into saying it again so she can record it and listen back whenever she wants(You give her a recording for her birthday).

Franky

Babe, baby, cutie and probably something really corny like superstar🫶. Definitely the type of person to holler "THATS MY BABY✨✨" while you're kicking someone's ass and it's really embarrassing but simultaneously really reassuring.

And tbh a nickname is usually followed by a kiss, well actually most of his interactions with you are followed by a kiss- Anyways he loves it when you call him one back especially those classic ones like my love or darling, fr he's obsessed. Will absolutely tell everyone what you just called him and if he ever gets hit on he says some stupid dramatic shit like: "Only one person will ever call me their love..." Like shut up😭.

Brook

Dearheart. Iykyk. He finds dearheart is the only petname that even slightly encompass how he feels about you, and besides that he's a very classic guy. ALWAYS kisses some part of you after he says it, usually you're forehead because he's quite tall but sometimes he kisses your hand like some fairytale prince.

Blushes really easily at being called pet names especially more modern ones like baby, gently chides you for it but secretly loves it. It's like those clips of chopper where he pretends he's not flattered by a compliment😭 Brook is fr like "Oh my- please don't call me such things in public" while he's giggling like this:

Jinbei

Love, butterfly, starlight, dewdrop and anything that makes you flustered. He's secretly quite chaotic when he wants to be and he loves seeing you laugh so he tries to make you as happy as possible at all times. Despite how often he uses beautiful flowery language with you, he's quite shy with physical touch so he's stood like 6ft away going "My starlight you are prettier than anything in this world"😭.

Adores any pet name with the word my in front of it. Like my love, my baby, my man, he's just in love with you and he thinks he should be kissing you at all times! Sweetest man ever to be honest.

[certifiedmelover]

first date — duke dennis

author's note : my first blurb or whateva !! many more to come though but enjoy love's ♡ btw this isnt proof read so ignore any typo's yall 😭

synopsis : in which duke and reader enjoy their first date with each other!

pairing : duke dennis x black!fem reader

warnings : rated r language, no smut, fluff with a mix of flirty touching mostly

it was you and duke’s first date together, you enjoyed his flirtatious & charismatic personality. he was also very handsome in person.

you were so mesmerized by his facial features you didn’t even realize he was talking to you. his smooth skin seemed to glow under the soft interior lights of the truck, and the way his lips moved as he spoke was entrancing.

“take a picture it’ll last longer ma.” duke said with his famous smirk, showing off his shiny grills.

you snapped out of your trance, feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement. “boy please, i was looking behind you outside the window.” you teased back.

duke chuckled, clearly enjoying your reaction. “nah but for real tho, im starting to fuck with you heavy.” he said placing his hand on your thigh and gently rubbing it.

you felt your heart race a little faster, the warmth of his touch sent a throbbing feeling to your area.

"oh? is that so?" you replied, trying to keep your voice steady despite the butterflies in your stomach.

duke’s gaze softened as he looked at you. "mhm, for real. i ain't felt this way in a minute," he admitted, his honesty catching you off guard.

you felt a blush creeping up your cheeks as you looked away, trying to process what he just said. “you really mean that?” you asked, your voice barely above a whisper

duke nodded, his hand still gently rubbing your thigh. “yea, i do. you different, ma. i like that,” he said, his voice low and husky.

the rain continued to hit against the windows, the moment felt perfect, like something out of a dream. you turned back to duke, meeting his gaze. “i’m starting to fuck with you too,” you confessed, a shy smile playing on your lips.

duke’s smirk widened, his eyes lighting up. “good, cause i most definitely ain’t lettin’ you go anytime soon,” he said, leaning in closer.

you felt your heart skip a beat as Duke leaned in closer, his face just inches from yours. the rain outside seemed to fade away, leaving just the two of you in your own little world.

duke’s lips curved into a satisfied grin before he closed the distance, pressing his lips to yours in a tender kiss.

the kiss was soft at first, but it quickly deepened, filled with all the pent-up emotions y’all both had been holding back.

you felt yourself melting into the kiss, your worries and thoughts fading away as you got lost in the moment.

the kiss grew more intense, and you felt yourself growing wetter each second. you could feel the heat radiating from him, only the soft sounds of y’all’s kisses filled the car.

you felt him slip in his tongue, and place his hand around your throat not to tightly but firm enough.

you pulled back before he could and took a deep breath in his lips were covered in your lip combo you had on.

“i really had a good time tonight with duke, i enjoyed myself and the dinner.” you said rubbing your fingers through his goatee hair.

“duh had to make a good impression on the first date for my future wifey.” duke said teasing you

“im future wifey now? oh okay.” you said giggling at him.

“of course, shit you been was when i laid my eyes on you but that’s another story for later, let me walk you to your door.” duke said while reaching in the backseat for his umbrella.

the rain continued to pour, creating a soft melody against the roof of the truck. he got out and quickly opened the umbrella, rushing around to your side to get you under the umbrella.

you both walked towards your front door, the rain tapping a gentle rhythm on the umbrella above.

now standing in front of your door, you turned around and looked up at duke’s face.

"thank you again for tonight," you said all soft-like putting your hands around his neck and playing with his dreads.

duke grinned, smooth as ever, putting his hands on your ass. "this is just the beginning, trust."

you leaned in to kiss him one last time before you went inside for the night.

[allurilove]

I hate both classmates lol 😭

I personally LOVE rejection fics so now I think we all need a fic where reader dislikes both of them lol. She has a better temper with the second one(the more submissive one) but absolutely DESPISES the first classmate. He is so annoying bro 😭 if someone broke into my house and then drew photos of me submitting to them I would report that shit to the school and the police on god. Now the second classmate she just doesn’t like because of his appearance primarily. She isn’t a fan of his shaggy hair, or his piercing, or the way he dresses, he’s also too short for her. She’s cool with him though, even if she won’t go out of her way to talk to him.

tbh if the guys I wrote about were real I would hate them too! I think I have a couple of fics where yall are gonna absolutely HATE the yandere 🤷🏻‍♀️ and I have a fic where it’s yandere x yandere and dads best friend x yandere you.

Yandere Classmate

(the submissive one)

You just weren’t interested, period. He decided to confess his feelings for you on the last day of school, hoping that maybe you would like him back, and that you two could start dating. But he felt his heart drop when your expression was stoic. You started to say how you really only think of him as “that guy from math class” or “that guy that always sits near me at lunch”

His face slowly turned pink as he realized you weren’t returning his affections, and he nervously played with his backpack straps. Thankfully the hallways were empty and no one could see him slowly slide down the wall, and sit on the ground in sorrow. After all the years of pining after you… he still wouldn’t say that he wasted his time.

During the summer, he begrudgingly had to go to work. He previously got a job at your favorite ice cream shop, and now he had to actually work. Shit. He had his little ridiculous cone hat on, and a pink and brown stripped shirt with a little name tag in the corner. When he sees you walking around with your friends and you passed the parlor a couple of times, he had to duck down. He was suddenly embarrassed and self aware of what he had done. He confessed, you didn’t like him back and only saw him as a “friend”, and now he has to serve a bunch of whiny kids for the rest of the summer.

He was underneath the counter- just gripping onto his apron in hopes that you wouldn’t fancy an ice cream on a hot summer day.

Yandere Classmate

(the popular one that is the yearbook club leader)

He thought it would’ve been an obvious yes. His hands tightly gripped at the paper he was holding and he had to fake a smile. You outright rejected him in front of the whole school, and he was just trying to ask you to prom. His shoulders are tense as you walk off- not even sending a single glance back at him. His friends surround him and pat him on the back, saying that it was your loss anyways.

After school, your classmate avoided the hallway where you rejected him. Just the memories of that was enough to make him shrink back into his shell. He wanted to see you again, however, you really really did not like him. So what does he do? Get a job at your favorite ice cream place.

Your classmate rolled his eyes as his coworker hid underneath the counter whenever you walked past. He heard that fucker tried to confess his feelings to you too, so he’s a bit bitter having to work with him.

Your classmate perked up as you walked over to the parlor, an automatic smile on his face and he ignored how his coworker popped up from his spot too. Both men were now staring at you. One was a little shy and avoiding eye contact, the other was giving too much eye contact.

You both watch as the yanderes worked in a fervor trying to scoop up the ice cream you wanted. The men having to shove each other out of the way, and the popular one managed to be the winner of that front. However, the loner managed to wack his knee with the ice cream scooper.

In the end both men are panting and hold the ice cream in your face. They say that it’s free of charge, and you happily take the two ice creams.

[celabi]

I’m super glad you’re back! :D

I’ve got a ton of little prompt ideas floating around in my head for scummy scara but I don’t want to dump them all out at once so I’ll just bring one for now:

what if reader asked scara out on a date?

bonus points if reader shy and stuttering because yes

here’s a gold star for your awesome writing ⭐️

Hello!! I’m semi-returned to writing!! I’m still in the hospital but I feel better then I did before so I’ll be trying to clear out some of my drafts !! 🫶 sorry, this is really short, I didn’t know how to write it 😭😭

Asking Scummy Scaramouche out on a date! ☆彡

The lesson had just wrapped up for the day when Scaramouche feels a light tap on his bicep. It’s you, when he turns his head to the side— and with a cute little smile plastered on your glossy lips no less. He blinks slowly, and momentarily halts his actions of packing away his stationary so he can provide you his full attention— even going as far to prop up his elbow, leaning his red tinted cheek on his palm and returning your grin. “Yes, [name]? Would you like me to walk you home today? I truly mean it when I say that my time for you is unlimited.” ‘Please say yes, please say yes, please sa—’ his eyes slightly crease and shoulders visibly drop in disappointment when a head shake is what he receives in return, but he still nods back to you in understanding. “Oh, okay… no worries.”

He watches in curiosity as you turn your gaze and look anywhere but towards his dazed stare— awkwardly coughing into one of your fists and softly tapping your fingernail on the surface of the desk. “Ahem… it’s actually because I was wondering if you… uh, wanted to like, you know, hang out t-together, instead.” The first thing he takes notice of is the way your voice is in a much lighter tone then normal, which he mentally coos at. ‘She’s acting shy now… did I do that to her? Does— does she love me too?’ Giddy, that’s what he found himself feeling— and even though he knows he shouldn’t get so far into his deluded fantasies, he can’t help but to imagine you getting all flustered over him. Him. “We could go to the… movies? That’s always fun. Or maybe we could go to the park, i-if you’d prefer to talk, or something…”

“Like a— a date? You and me? Us? T-together?” Scaramouche has to make sure that he’s not misunderstanding your intentions and jumping to conclusions, because god he would be so upset if he accidentally managed to embarrassed himself in front of you if he happened to be wrong. He gulps down the lump in his throat, and reached up the tug at the collar to his shirt as he had started to feel slightly light headed from this whole ordeal. It can’t just be a regular study session, could it? The term was almost over, and he can’t rack his brain and recall if the professor had assigned any new assignments as of late. (Either there really was no new work to be completed— or he was just too busy staring at you every period and couldn’t bother to listen to the teachers words.)

The thought out you just asking him to hang out like friends would, enters his head— but he’s too delusional to care about that. And you’re so nice that he wouldn’t even think you’re trying to mess with him, there’s no way. Still, you both hang out all the time and you aren’t usually so fidgety and bashful around him, so this… this just has to be you asking him out romantically, right? He hopes so, he hopes so bad that his fantasies are coming to life and he can finally have you all to himself. Hell, he’s shifting around in his seat excitedly just thinking about it.

When you nod shyly in response to his clarification, Scaramouche is one hundred percent sure he would just Aww at just how adorable you look right now— if it weren’t for his heart almost bursting from his chest. This isn’t a dream, it’s real— he‘s sure it is from how much he’s sweating. You like him back, and though it’s a stretch, he thinks there’s a chance that maybe you love him too. You want to date him, to hug him, to kiss him, like he does you? Of course you do, why else would you ask him out. Duh.

He lets out a breath, and you take notice of how shaky it sounds, and how he looks like passing out. “Uh… if you’re sick, we can reschedule, o-or just not go at all if that’s what you pr—” you don’t even get to finish your sentence before he’s straightening up in his chair and whipping his head into your direction, a panic look overtakes his previously dreamy one.

“No, no! I’ll go, I want to!” He interrupts, and waves his arms around in embarrassment, before looking down into his lap shamefully from his sudden outburst. “I mean… I would like that… if you took me out on a d-date. Please.”

“Pftt… okay, Kuni, follow me then.”

He only nods, a love sick smile on his lips as he stands up and trails behind you, reaching for your hand and even forgetting to grab his bag on the way out because of his excitement. Loser 😔

[spacebarbarianweird]

I loved your Tiefy headcanons! Highkey gonna picture horn and tail socks forever now 😭 also making LACE when you inevitably marry him??? Ugh—

But may I posit another race that rarely gets mentioned..? 👀

Half-Orc!Tav, especially if they're nothing like the stereotype and are actually very quiet/timid/gentle despite being this massive wall of muscle 😭 (me living vicariously??? No! Never!)

I love Half-Orcs! I got to know DnD through Neverwinter MMORPG, and my first character was a very cute Half-Orc Ranger. She looked like someone who had a lot of Elven ancestry (she was even more petite than a fem!Tiefling my friend played), but I still love Half-Orcs (though, completely switched to Half - Elves as my preferred race).

So... Half - Orcs!

Masterlist

Headcanons

Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav

Unlike Half-Elves, Half-Orcs take the worst from their ancestors.

The Gruumsh, the evil god of your Orcish ancestors, whisper darkness in your ears, demanding to release the rage in your blood

For a human, you look like an orc, you are considered ugly with your green skin and fangs.

As for orcs, even if you wanted to live with them, you would be considered a weak seed.

You were adopted by a childless human couple who ran a tavern in Luskan. You don't know who your parents were but you know it was a story of violence, not of love

You decide to move to Baldur's Gate - you can easily blend with creatures of all races there. And no one will be surprised to see a half-orc there

But the only job you are offered is being a bouncer.

Unfortunately, you are too shy and timid to kick people out or beat them.

Sometimes people yell at you: "Go back to Many-Arrows, where you belong!". And you want to cry because it's not like you have ever been there. You are ugrukh and not welcome among the children of Gruumsh.

Eventually, you find comfort in hunting - the innate rage finds its way out, and you don't really need to talk to anyone except for the people you sell meat to.

Sometimes you don't talk to anyone for weeks.

And it works for you.

Until one day you somehow find yourself in a role of a leader of traumatized and fucked up people.

They are such a bunch of sad excuses for heroes you are done.

You yell at them. You Orcish blood boils in your veins, intimidating everyone in camp.

Beware the rage of a quiet half-orc.

Since that moment, you notice a lot of attention from Astarion.

It's weird since orcs and elves are natural enemies.

You suspect he wants something from you because no one in their right mind would call a green-skinned seven feet tall Half-Orc beautiful. It just doesn't work.

Maybe a real orc would find you more or less pretty, but to be honest, banging a half-orc would threaten them with weak children.

Though, you pity Astarion. You know what it is like to hide in shadows and to be disgusted about your own body.

You listen. You help. You give him blood.

Hoping deep inside, it isn't a cruel joke to mock you later.

He confesses to you, almost crying with embarrassment.

You are hurt. Of course, you were right. It was all manipulation.

You leave him be, going into the woods to hunt, to let out all the distress.

But you know too much about him. It's not fair to punish him for an attempt to make things up.

You return to him sleeping in his tent. You watch him with awe - he is so delicate, so fragile, as if made of glass.

Suddenly he starts breathing heavily as if someone is chasing him.

He screams. You've never heard anyone screaming so loud and desperate. He sounds like someone who is flayed alive.

He wakes up the whole camp, but you order everyone to mind their business.

You make him sit on your lap, wrapping his hand and legs around your torso and start lulling him like a child.

"Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala," you whisper to him.

You press him as tight as you can, stroking his back and hair, while he cries, pressing his face into your chest.

You sit like that for what feels like an eternity, when Astarion finally composes himself and mutters. "You are aware I speak Orc, are you?"

"Yes, I heard you practicing some compliments, but you couldn't choose the worst language for that."

You just ask for one thing. Never lie to you. Never say anything he doesn't really mean.

"If I ever hear you saying I am beautiful I wil hit you."

"But isn't a lie. I mean it."

One day, he untangles your hair and braid it.

The other, he takes your hands and fixes your nails.

"Gods, you are beautiful", he greets you every time you come to him.

"You promised not to lie."

"I don't lie.."

And… suddenly you stop hating your own reflection or hiding your body in rags.

Or choosing the worst pieces of clothes for yourself. You even start wearing adornments.

Post-game, you decide to stay in Baldur's Gate. The city is so diverse no one is surprised to see an elf and a half-orc together.

The first thing Astarion does is sew you a dress. It's made of thick black fabric which makes your muscled body look elegant. He even persuades you to wear heels, though it makes you even taller.

Together you open a tavern - Astarion is always inside dealing with customers and you bring food from the woods.

When he drinks your blood, he always sits on your lap, while you place your hand on his inner thigh.

You often carry him around bridal style - elven bones are hollow and orkish muscles are made of steel.

When you are upset, he puts everything aside and hugs you whispering: "Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala"

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Orcish Language

Source

Neyë, neyë. Ragh ala. - come here, come here. Calm down.

Ugrukh - broken bones. Used to refer to those too weak and lame to be worthy of an orc's attention

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Omgggg hi hiii helloo hiii 👋 I thought it was finally time for me to leave my own Dale ask here but I tooootally picture him being more dominant depending on how shy his s/o is. ( totally not projecting ) Even though he's pathetic 🎀✨️

Ohhhhfgghh….

I can absolutely see him being more dominant if you were shy and submissive,, and probably abusing that once he’s sure you’re not going anywhere.

Pathetic soggy shell of a man.. I think at first he’d get a little carried away with the power he has over you after years of like.. I can’t really think of a good way to put it!! But after so much time of being bossed around by the devil and being compliant and powerless he’d just go a little crazy when he isn’t the lowest one down anymore. If that makes sense? 😭

In day to day life I think he’d really enjoy doing things for you, he doesn’t mind he likes to feel needed. He’ll order for you when go out, talk to cashiers for you, follow you everywhere so you don’t have to do things by yourself.

If you were ever shy about anything sexual you are never having a peaceful moment again he’s flustering you as much as possible at any given chance. (this would also feed into his corruption kink so hard.)

He’d touch you through your clothes first, gently running his hands over your body then slowly making his way between your legs or to your breasts. take them off real slow and coo over how pretty you look, tell you how gorgeous and perfect you are and in the same light tone go on about how he’s going to ruin you. If you blush or stumble over words trying to respond to him he’s teasing you so bad about it.

He’d be randomly saying something filthy in your ear in a low tone of voice or groping you just to watch your face flush red. Whispering to you in public too because it’s that much more embarrassing.

on occasion going further with it (if you’re standing around somewhere, waiting in line, anywhere you can’t get away from him) holding onto you and saying anything to get worked up so the minute you’re in the car he can slip his hand down between your legs and make fun of you for it like it wasn’t his fault. Take you home and drop you on the bed and press a hand into your stomach while he fucks you real slow .. leaning over you and holding your face so you can’t look away while he mocks you and degrades you.. choosing really nasty ways to word everything. Biting at your neck and licking the wounds to cover you in a layer of drying saliva because it feels dirty.

[googlyexes]

Confession

characters: Satoru x fem!reader

synopsis: y/n has been crushing Satoru for years not knowing Satoru fell harder

A/N: forgot about this account 😭

“Why do you like him y/n.” Shoko looked at y/n who was staring at Satoru and Suguru. Shoko had a “you have a bad taste” expression.

“I don’t know… He’s my type in some sort of way.” y/n smiled at her best friend.

“Didn’t you say your type is guys nervous and awkward around you?”

“that’s different okay.” y/n covered her face from embarrassment. She knows crushing on Satoru Gojo is weird but she can’t help it how pretty he looks.

Shoko sighs, she knew about y/n’s crush for years and keeps telling her to make a move but y/n has been shy for years.

“I’m gonna meet with Yu, see you later.” Shoko waved before meeting her lover. Shoko Ieiri and Yi Haibara has been dating for a few months and they have such a healthy relationship.

Shoko left y/n alone who lay her head on the table closing her eyes, she wants to imagine what it would be like if her and Satoru dated, would be healthy, toxic, would he cheat?

She shouldn’t think about this stuff though, she likes Satoru for a reason. “This is so confusing…”

Then y/n felt someone was infront of her, she looked up to see Satoru grinning at her. “hello y/n, can you do me a favor?”

y/n raised an eyebrow, her and Satoru barely talks but y/n felt like Satoru glances at her a few times, it’s a chance Satoru might like her back.

“What is it?”

“Can you give me the math answers from yesterday!” He asked proudly, y/n paused before looking at him dumbfounded.

“What?” y/n really thought Satoru would confess or something. He can be so frustrating.

“I don’t do it yesterday since basketball practice, I just wanted to ask you since we’re in the same class.”

y/n sighed before getting out the math homework and placed it on the table. “Hear you go…”

Satoru seems to be really happy today. “Thanks love.”

Wait… Love? y/n looked at Satoru with a kind of shock expression, is he flirting with her?

“Yeah yeah, whatever,” y/n looked around the room, Satoru was sitting across from her copying the homework.

“You know we haven’t talked much, even though you and I are best friends with Shoko.” Gojo spoke up after he was done finishing the homework.

“Oh yeah, I guess I don’t like to talk to people.” y/n didn’t look at his direction.

“Huh… What if I asked you out?” Gojo suddenly said making y/n face him quickly “What!?”

“I like you and you like me! So let me take you on a date!”

y/n couldn’t believe her ears for a second, but he was being real. “I-I…”

“I take that as a yes, see you later and here is my number.” He pointed the number in her math homework, wow smooth.

y/n still couldn’t believe it, he asked her out… FINALLY.

y/n wanted to scream with happiness, but she was still act school. She cover her face and grinned excitedly.

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - the boys seeing you in lingerie...

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pov: you tried to do something..

warnings: sexual tension, sexual talk, sexy lingerie, sexy language and/or comments, smut a little bit...

type: spicy (not smut though)

members: all of them!

remember: this headcanon is purely fictional. i'm not saying the boys would actually act like that or say these things. please keeps that in mind.

this one was requested! thank you so much! if you ever want another request, please do not hesitate! i love writing and it'll be a pleasure for me to doing it for you!

oliver

he would be :o

he didn't know you had this side in you

"wow... you look so beautiful, my love!"

he would blush

and smile

"y/n.. you're so cute, oh my god"

no because he really love it??

"it looks super great on you, baby! the color fit you so well!"

oliver would never make fun of you

like

you don't feel confident? he would hype you up and give you affirmations

he's a sweet boy like that :(

so of course, if he would see you looking at your body and being like "mmh.. not sure about this", he would totally be like

"baby! you look beautiful. you look sexy, you look incredible. i love you."

he wouldn't be able to stop smiling and give you affirmations

"you are the definition of beauty, babe. you're so beautiful, i can't even describe it"

he just want to make you know you're literally beautiful lol

he would totally like it

i'm telling you

the picture of you being in this kind of clothes turn him on

like

he if see you wearing one, he would not be able to think about something else than that during the day

(rest of the members are under the cut!)

sebastian

BOY WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT

"nice swimsuit.. anyways, want to go to the supermarket with me? i'm craving ramen"

since he's the younger and don't really know how this kind of things (he's never really been in a real relationship, so.. let's give him some time) really work or anything, he didn't know it was lingerie (although you can clearly tell it's lingerie-)

"what? why are you looking at me like that? did i do something wrong, baby?"

he would be 🤨

"it's a swimsuit, and???? sure, you look super cute and beautiful in it, but i don't understand why you're wearing one.. we're not even going to the pool!"

after some time, he understood

"WAIT IS THIS LINGERIE?????"

seb would blush so hard

"this is so embarassing omg, why did i thought it was a swimsuit-"

THIS MAN IS MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS EGO THAN YOURS 😭

"i'm sorry, y/n. i'm new to relationships and i never knew lingerie was something like this. i'm sorry"

after some time, he'll be in awe or smth

"but you look incredibly beautiful in this, you know that, right?"

lot of affirmations

and comfort

and hugs

and kisses

and everything he can give to you

"y/n, you are so stunning."

"forget the ramen, i want to look at you.."

he like it

he would 100% kiss you on the cheeks and on the lips

"i'm so lucky to have you"

justin

he would be shocked

"hey y/n, i bought some sushi-what the fuck is happening here?"

HE WOULD CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR SO FAST DHCDUV-

"wait, is it what i think it is?"

he would smile

omg his smile

"did you bought this recently?"

"looking sexy, damn.. "

"woah.. y/n! turn around! i want to see all of it!"

he liked it

he find you so beautiful and stunning

"looking beautiful, y/n"

he wouldn't be able to stop smiling

"geez, you're playing with my heart rn..."

he would be a bit blushy

not because he's embarassed, but because he never thought he would see you in this kind of clothes

he always thought you were like innocent or something like that

he would give you words of affirmations if you're a bit shy or embarrassed (or smth like that)

"you look super great, omg."

"i really like it, y/n. you look stunning"

"it fits you so well"

i'm sorry (not really), but justin would be the type to do it if you're in the mood

because he would obvs be in the mood

"you are making me weak, you know that?"

if it's your first time wearing one, he would try his best to make you comfortable

"it's okay, y/n! no need to apologize. i think it's super cute and sexy of you. you thought about this and just the idea of you trying to find a way to surprise me for something like that, is just.. i love it"

ryan

his mood would change so quickly lol

to -_- to o_o

literally

"ayo, y/n.. are you wearing lingerie?"

he would actually like it

he would smile so much (his smile omg-)

"wow.."

he would blush

100%

"i'm not blushing! shut up!"

he would give you words of affirmations / compliments if you're shy or embarrassed

"you look incredibly sexy and beautiful in this lingerie, y/n"

really straightfoward for this kind of thing

i feel like ryan would be a bit needy or clingy?

like he only want your attention and nothing else

he also want your attention only on him

"the color suit you perfectly.."

also he would a bit shy

"I AM NOT BLUSHING, STOP SAYING THAT"

if he feels or see that you're getting at bit embarrassed or shy, he would try his best to comfort you

"i totally understand your worries and your thoughts, but know that you are so beautiful, rn. it really made my heart go weak.."

"i never thought you would have done something like this. you really surprised me everyday, babe"

he liked it

he won't directly tell you, but he liked it

liked it very much

kane

this man

lol

he would come into the room and be like :O

"WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING Y/N????"

super shocked

but in a positive way, don't worry

he would smile so much

"is it.. *whisper* lingerie?"

oh man, he would smile so much

he wouldn't even be able to think of something else during the day

he never thought you would do something like this

he didn't know you were naughty like that????

he smirk

"you look so beautiful, omg"

like the other boys, he would compliment you and give you comfort if you don't feel comfortable or okay in these kind of clothes

"y/n.. it's okay! you can take it off if you want to- WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN THIS KIND OF WAY. I MEANT LIKE WEAR SOMETHING ELSE."

"you look really sexy, right now"

we know kane ratan

"did you have something in mind when you bought it...?"

real flirty guy

he would hold you and tell you how much beautiful and how appreciated you are-

"you look stunning, love. i hope you know that. you're like.. wow"

he liked it!!!

if you're in the mood for it, then, it's your lucky day because he is!!!

darren

idek where to start-

we know darren

we know that he's not innocent

like..

he's the most dirty minded of the group (and we like that)

he would like it 100%

o-o to O-O

"holy moly, y/n!!!!!"

he would like it very very much

"i never thought you would be wearing lingerie, one day..."

kisses

neck kisses

"you look stunning, my love.. really! you are so gorgeous, right now!"

he wouldn't be able to stop touching your hips or smth

"i'm sorry, i can't stop touching you. you're way too.. omg, i'm losing my mind"

"i never thought you were that naughty.. i kinda like it, though"

he would be in the mood

even when you're not wearing lingerie, he's in the mood, so imagine if you're wearing some?? lol rip

he would smile

and smirk

mostly smirk

"i like it very much.. please, buy more in the future if it's something you like or appreciate. it really fit you!"

"you have great taste, baby! the color, the fabric, the style.. it look hot"

do i have to say more?

of out all the members, darren would be the one to like it the most

regie

he would absolutely like it

he would smile so hard

and smirk!!

"damn babe.. didn't know you had this side in you.."

he would also be surprised because who would have thought of this?

"you look.. hot"

he would smile so hard

"you look so sexy in it, oh my fucking god. you truly have taste!"

"it suit you so well, damn it.."

"you're so beautiful"

he love the idea of you being on your computer /cellphone and buying it?

AND FOR HIM??? i mean, you mainly bought it for you, but also bought it for him, since it's also a gift for him in a certain way

regie would be shocked

he already knew you were not 100% innocent, but he would have never thought of this?

"you are spoiling me, y/n"

would ask you some kisses

and attention

clearly, he doesn't want any members disturbing him

he want all your attention on him

and his attention is all on you

"sexy"

he liked it

very much

and you can't walk the next day, yay!!! 👩‍🦽

taglist (open! please send an ask if you want to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf

[kedsandtubesocks]

<clears throat> hi, I’m jo, super shy and in these parts I’m sometimes a menace in inboxes. a secret bird @julesonrecord told me you were so lovely (and you really seem it too btw) and said you’d like a bit of menace in your inbox.

so, I’ve just enjoyed book!joel 🥹 but I also see you also like cowboys ;) so, would you rather (with the cowboy of your choice: but please tell me) like to enjoy a night in a tent in the middle of nowhere, horses outside that you can ride to a river the next morning OR a ranch cabin that you two can explore, ride horses and have your wicked way with one another in many places 🌶️

HI HOWDY JO 🥹💕 oh wow it’s so wonderful to meet you!! I read your Javi P Coming Home Fic and absolutely ADORED it (literally probably embarrassed myself with how badly I rambled about it omg pls forgive me) so I’m extra giddy and excited and honored that you enjoyed writer!Joel and wanted to come chat with me 🥺

And omg Jules is the real lovely one here, I’m a simple gremlin so I’m honored she said that about little ol me wow 😭 Really grateful she guided our directions to each other!! (ily @julesonrecord) I LOVE little having a little sweet menace in my inbox and plus from a lovely new friend like you I’m welcoming it with open arms!!! 🥹🌹✨

But also -

JO WHY!!! My poor little heart heart maybe can’t handle all the MENACE LOL

But ugh what utterly beautiful choices to pick from and I’m crying (in both tears of joy & pain LMAO)

So I’ve been missing our dear Din and especially because cowboy Din just hits differently, and even though my Texan Joel Miller heart is screaming at me to pick the cabin - I’m gonna go for that first option because can you imagine it?!

The tent that he set up for you? The absolute tender way Din is always making sure you’re protected and given shelter even within the watch of the wilderness?? Plus I’m also blaming the eclipse making me feel so in awe of the cosmos but getting to enjoy the stars with and feel so small yet so grand with a sweet gruff cowboy like Din?

Also let’s not forget how tender he would unravel and cherish you within the safety of his watch and under the protection of the vast desert sprawling all around you with its magnificent wildness? You and him simply melt into that and become one with the wilderness and its just so Din and so pure cowboy 😭

Plus I’m such a sucker cliche water sign wanting to always be near water so that plus the steamy adventures that can happen in the river is just so 👀

Wow why did I ramble so much about this pls ignore me svgsgsvsusisjwdgyd

But JO! AHHHH!! Now I need you to tell me which one would you pick so we can suffer together thinking about cowboys lol 😤

Thank you so much beautiful for taking the time to drop by and have such an adorable chat! You’re so lovely and brighten my day with your presence! Here’s to more giggles and chaos about the Pedro boys lol

I’m wishing you the most sweet and kind rest of your day take care!! 🌙🌹✨

[kiisaes]

Hey, i’d like to hear some of your bakudeku/katsudeku headcannons since i saw some and they’re so cute😭💞i love your art so much, it’s amazingg keep it up!!

ty !!! 🙏

I'll be honest I don't really have any headcanons off the top of my head. I have to think really hard about those I like but usually I can point at a preexisting one and go "haha yes I like this one" without thinking of it myself =v=

I think my biggest hc rn - and it's kind of controversial bc ik ppl have different opinions on it - is that deku is just flat out gay. like that's his sexuality, he only likes men. I used to hc him as bi and I campaigned pretty hard for it, and regarding fandom ships I still don't mind shipping him with girls. (tbh with fandom ships, I kind of just disregard a character's sexuality hc entirely bc I'm a multishipper who thinks crack ships are fucking great.)

but vibe wise, as well as putting canon into perspective, he just feels so gay to me. he screams comphet. he's got some vague internalized homophobia where he's totally supportive if u're gay, but HE'S not gay. and there's no way he can be even though he very well could be. like just think about it. he was really only so shy and nervous around girls bc he's literally never interacted with one casually before high school. and after he got close to 1A and could, you know, talk to women, he lost any deeper attraction in them. literally what happened with him and ochako. that's just how I feel anyway, but he won't admit his natural drift towards men (bkg) and his emotional hangups on men (bkg). he hangs out with men (bkg) way too much for him to have any serious interest in women imo

anyway this is just my take, you can hc deku as whatever sexuality you want!!! I still think bi deku has so much flavor like yass be the disaster bi u were meant to be!!! but gay deku just speaks more to me nowadays, I guess

ok upon thinking long and hard, I have come up with these silly hcs as well:

they are both bad at verbalizing their feelings. dk is overall horrible with emotions that pertain to himself so he just doesn't dwell on his very obvious crush on bkg. he just thinks that it's normal to be obsessed with another man. like lol hes been doing it since he was a baby. it's not anything more. he is NOT gay. straight men can appreciate everything about another man and more! just bestie things! and bkg has accepted in his heart that he is gay for dk but u are NOT going to hear him say it. sorry but that man does not know how to even start a convo about this. he'd probably want to, but knows he'd fuck it up and dk would miss the point. he'd probably just tell dk to fight him and then make out somewhere down the line bc it's easier and less embarrassing to him. little does he know, HE'S embarrassing and I hate him.

so u know the whole "bkg is an early bird and dk is a night owl" hc? and how it's technically canonically wrong? yeah. I'm obsessed with how wrong it is. bkg going to bed early and waking up late is so real of him. he just really fucking loves to sleep, and dk is the exact opposite. man goes to bed late and wakes up at 5 in the morning. he gets like 3 hours of sleep maximum and he's functioning perfectly. god I wish I were him

that one adhd vs autism meme but it's bkdk. u get to choose which ones which. maybe they're both

dk has dimples, one on each cheek! maybe bkg has one too. who knows

this is one I just thought of right now but it's like. part of the fandom bible that bkg can cook and dk cannot. however. I think dk can cook ok - fine enough to sustain himself - but bake REALLY WELL. bkg can cook bc he's "a natural" who can easily figure out exactly how to cook and spice foods. he doesnt need to follow a recipe to a T, he can just figure it out himself. dk can bake bc I'd imagine baking, with their meticulous recipe requirements, are easier to comprehend for him. he takes a shitton of notes on the daily, u can't tell me he'll eagerly read and jot down shit so his pastries turn out well. he'd prefer following step by step than winging it. does this make sense. words are hard

I always like drawing bkdk pretty close in height. ik lots of bkdks like a height difference but I prefer when rivals are pretty equal, and that includes how tall they are

dk's hands are coarser than bkg's, except around the palms, where bkg canonically has thick skin (so I'd assume there's some callouses there)

I like to think that bkg is good at basically anything, considering how he's a perfectionist. give him something to do and one week to do it, and he'll have a new skill under his belt. but there's a few things he can't do that trip him up so bad and make him so angry. like to me he definitely doesn't know how to whistle or roll his Rs. he just physically cannot. they're such pointless abilities but he hates how he can't do them. especially bc dk can definitely do both

dk keeps calling bkg "kacchan" bc it reminds him of a simpler time :') it makes him feel more connected to bkg than he initially is, and tacitly tells the class that he knows bkg best. also bc bkg never told him to stop so like ... why should he stop now. lol. and ALSO bc he's waiting to see how far he can go before bkg snaps. little does he know, bkg never snaps about "kacchan" bc that's dk's name for him. it reminds him that dk is always there, always calling out for him. and recently, it's a reassurance that he's still here, against all odds

ending this list with a classic but dk's favorite food is katsudon bc it reminds him of kacchan's name (KATSUdon vs KATSUki)

hope this is a good enough hc list anon!

[strikersexhaver]

Hello there! I’m here to send in my matchup rn! 나 자신에 대해 말해줄게!

Fandom: I’d like a romantic matchup for Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Genshin Impact, Marvel, Slashers and Avatar (don’t add me with fischl or gorou, I love them but I’ve been matched with them too much 😭 also no mimzy or the triple V’s please!)

My name is Joey but I also go by Jordan, Himawari, Rin or Magtanggol too! I’m Transgender (ftm), Aromatic, Polyamory, Unlabled, & Bisexual, I’ve been diagnosed with Autism, ADHD, Schizophrenia, BPD & OCD, im wasian (eastern european & west-southeast asian), polish, arab, flipino, scottish & russian.

personality traits (and notes): extroverted, at first awkward, shy and distant when meeting people, extremely independent, when comfortable I talk about a lot of stuff for hours, loud talker, emotions come off as sarcastic or silly (due to autism), confident, straightforward (I have a urge to correct someone of faulty information), uses “big” words, good sense of humor, playful, entertaining, optimistic, mischievous, curious(I’m nosy and I love gossip), i can be a rule breaker(sometimes I don’t mean to), dad/tharapist friend, when I go out I bring water bottles, first aid kit, chapstick(s) just in case, chill but some people would say I have some “repressed anger issues”, I get a realllyyy overractive Brain, I tend to get deep and philosophical when I’m left on my own for to long, I can be verbally aggressive when prevoked, im on the more severe of of the Autism Spectrum so I would like someone to acknowledge that and I also stim when I’m to overwhelmed when there’s a crowded place, to much lighting, etc.

things I live about myself: when someone is going through anything or needs help with anything they will call me before anyone else, i have an ugly laugh so guaranteed if i laugh someone else will as well, how much i love animals if i see a stray around my house i will adopt it immediately, if i see a stranger crying in public my eyes will not leave them alone until i get the courage to walk up to them and ask whats wrong, i am very confrontational i will always stand up for whats right no matter how scary the situation may be, how greedy i am for money but when i love someone i will spend the world on them, how excited i get for little things like when someone buys me redbull, monster, cherry pepsi or chocolate pretzels/strawberries my day cant be ruined, how in touch i am with being grateful if someone helps me in anyway or does something in general to benefit me i will never forget it, dont take people for granted, ive been told anytime someone hangs out with me that being with me feels safe and peaceful, I pay attention to the little things, how even though i dont care about plushies i have been given some and i make sure to kiss them all goodnight in case they are actually real and see what happens, if i know someone is having a hard mental health day i will clean for them/ get them icecream and be patient till they are ready to talk about it, without fail a quiet person will always be loud with me, i am the type of person who just wants people i love to be happy even if its not with me, i will always choose them i dont say i love you until i mean it i will celebrate the people i love, i am very observant if i see that someone wants something i will get it for them no matter what, i will make it my mission to compliment a stranger that looks like they are having a hard time so their day is a little better, how i say i hate kids but i will protect them with my life and im so gentle with them, I am not ashamed of what i love like anime for example even though when I was teased for it when I was little i never once hid that i loved it, even if i dont like a song that someone shows me i will be hyper while listening to it so they dont feel small and embarrassed around me, how soft i become when someone holds my hand, even though hugging makes me uncomfortable i will push past that boundary and hug someone with all my heart if they needed it, i love how hardworking i am, whether its how much i love actually working or just getting out of bed knowing how hard my mind is fighting i love how i have gotten up everyday for the past 12 years despite how challenging it is to, i am an emotional person but i will always cry for a sad scene in a movie, if i love you, you'll be seen.

hobbies: anime/manga, gaming, anthropology, pathology, zoology, music (I’m a vocaloid producer, i make odecore/breakcore/scenecore music and I make music like ATARASHII GAKKO, BABYMETAL, YOASOBI & Ado too), dancing, filmmaking, art (drawing, painting, pottery, digital art, etc), learning different instruments/languages, cosplaying, skateboarding, tabletop RPG’s, taking pictures of things that I think are pretty, collecting figurines/stuffed animals and puppetry, science/history, soccer(football)/volleyball/basketball and swim, cooking/baking, art is definitely my main hobby I dedicate a lot of time to it

likes: vocaloid/utau, k-pop/j-pop, watching documentaries/youtube, decorating my room, iced coffee, boba tea, bread, sharks, cats, cold weather, christmas, musicals, cleaning, rhythm games, being with my friends, shopping, partys, mint candles, sweet and spicy food, any asian food (japanese, korean, chinese, taiwanese, etc), the mandela catalog, your boyfriend (game), roblox(game), otome games and more!

these are some of my top kins!!:  hiyori tomoe (enstars), yoosung kim (mystic messenger), jumin han (mystic messenger), hanako (tbhk), felix kranken (twf), albedo (genshin impact), shoya ishida (a silent voice), tom (eddsworld), eridan (homestuck), karkat (homestuck), shu itsuki (enstars),miyamura izumi (horimiya), micheal afton (FNAF), lolbit (FNAF), mangle (FNAF), natsume sakasaki (enstars), sora harukawa (enstars), urumi akamaki (alice in borderland), V (mystic messenger), hagumi kitazawa (bandori), matsubara kanon (bandori), shinji ikari (neon genesis evangelion), geto suguru (jujustu kaisen), minami kotobuki (oshi no ko), lain iwakura (serial experiments lain), hajime hinata (danganronpa), mondo owada (danganronpa), blade (honkai star rail), hua cheng (TGCF), ame-chan (needy streamer overdose), k-angel (needy streamer overdose) and more....!

I'm a ENTP, 4w3 and a Aquarius

misc: I live in a mixed language house hold where I speak mostly polish and Arabic, and some Korean and Japanese, it world be nice if the person who I get can react to that lol, i know 6 languages (Japanese, Korean, Spanish, Arabic, Polish & French), clumsy; accidentally misuses slang or phrases bc i can never remember how they go (e.g. "bust this popsicle stand" instead of “blow this popsicle stand"); prone to be a bit directionless in life, tries to find comfort and humor in hard times, tries not to take life to seriously, i love dancing a lot, I do a lot of dancing like tiktok (idk I’m so sorry😭) dancing, belly dancing, dabke dancing and more.

appearance /aesthetic: 5'6 / 167.64 cm, midsize, rectangular body shape, i have a masculine and feminine face (somehow), dimple on chin, hazel eyes, wears glasses, dyed black boy hair, lots of piercings, no tattoos(I need some), for style, i wear a lot such as goth (trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth, cyber goth, and victorian goth), gyaru (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, rokku, manba, banba, kogal, tsuyome, and kigurumi), scenemo/emo, & vkei ouji and lolita, i wear streetwear clothes mostly at home/school/work, i basically wear casual clothes too but can also pull off a kpop idol look, i also wear a lot of cool dresses and suits, i wear fishnets and combat boats/converse, but I also wear Y2K and I also dress in alternative clothing a LOT, I wear a lot of other harajuku styles such as kimono style, jirai kei, decora, mori kei, cult party kei and more but the ones highlighted are the ones I wear mostly.

TYSM!! And have a good day!

Pretty short, and cut it down to two since it’s my first matchup but-

For Hazbin I pair you with…

Angel Dust 🕷️

- For Angel, it doesn’t matter if someone is quiet in the beginning- he will find a way to talk to you.

- As well as he can tell if someone’s distant out of shyness or disgust, shyness is the first for here.

- And also, not to mention- he loves gossip, he too is also nosy.

- Drama is fun as hell!

- Also, it was confirmed he loves kids too! Admittedly, he’s the friendly irresponsible type of parent.

- He respects your hardworking grind, shit, get a better job than he ever could- slay

- It’s obvious that Angel Dust has well- a lotta issues in his life, so someone that could comfort him during low periods. Amazing for him.

- He can comfort you too in his own more goofier way, usually liking to cheer people up through jokes and comedy. But if you need space, he’ll give you it.

- He’s also into fashion, heavily, he keeps up with fashion trends and does drag himself, so he can respect any alternative style fashion!

- Plus, bring him into goth- that would be amazing for both you and him.

- Dancing is something he’s interested in as well, on the pole or off the pole. He loves it as a whole.

- You could probably teach him a lot of things in his own interests that he didn’t even realize. Which is beautiful ❤️

For Helluva Boss I pair you with…

Queen Bee (zlebub) 🐝

- Similarly to Angel Dust, just because you can be shy in the beginning- does not matter to her whatsoever

- Fashion too, that is also a thing for her, I mean look at her- boy she is into all that

- She will talk to you as long as you don’t mind, and as long as you’re willing to hear.

- Also, drama, gossip, tell her fucking everything she is dying to hear it!

- She has been with and met, talked to, a lotta people. Including those with mental health issues or disabilities, so she could definitely try to assist you if you’re having those times of need.

- Plus, she can literally sense your emotion.

- She is gonna be there for you as much as she can be

- She’s created adoption pounds for hellhound puppies, probably out of a goodness to have her people in homes or at least be situated somewhere. So she probably has a soft spot for animals alike, alongside kids.

[mrs-hatake]

Hi, I’ve never made a request before, so bear with me 😭 could you write a geto x reader. I am black, I have dark brown eyes, I usually wear my hair down, it comes down to my elbow, I’m 5’5, and I guess what I want is could you write a one-shot where they decide to have dinner and a movie marathon of both their favorite movies. But it’s like the first time that Reader goes over to his house, and Reader is shy and a little bit awkward, and he reassures her that she can make herself at home, and then they cuddle and kiss on the couch 🥰

thank u

genre: fluff.

word count: 1.5 k.

request status: temporarily open.

a/n: hi, anon! thank you so much for entrusting me with your first ever fic request! i hope i was able to achieve what you're looking for 🥰

A shaky exhale escapes through your lips in elegant white swirls, highlighting just how chilly the autumn night is. 

You shake your hands as you bounce your fight, doing deep breathing exercises to soothe your anxiety because tonight is finally the night where you get to come over Suguru’s house for date night. 

It isn’t your first time at his house. Since you’re part of his friend group – which consists of your other friends; Satoru, Shoko and Utahime – you’ve hung out at his place loads of times. But tonight, tonight is different because you will be spending it with Suguru. Alone. Just the two of you. The mere thought of you has your cheeks flushing at what you might be doing. If the ambiance allows it.

Checking your makeup through the tiny compact mirror that You’ve kept inside your cute little round shaped purse, You nod to yourself in satisfaction. The metallic eyeshadow dusting your eyelids makes your brown eyes pop, especially with the soft winged eyeliner. A simple yet impactful look that is sure to send Suguru’s heart fluttering.

You got this!

Is what you think to yourself as you raise your fist to knock on Suguru’s apartment door. 

“Y/N!” Suguru greets you with an enthusiastic call of your name. His eyes roam your figure, pupils dilating at the choice of outfit You’re wearing. The fluffy gray sweater is a size loose on You decide to tuck into your black mini skirt, despite the cool weather Tokyo has been experiencing. But not to worry because you have the fluffiest, knee length socks that are the same shade of black as your skirt.

“Hi, Suguru.” You greet back shyly. Your index finger immediately curls itself on a strand of hair, a habit You have developed in your childhood whenever you’re suddenly shoved into the spotlight.

“You look good.” 

Somehow, you are able to compliment him without word vomiting, especially with how insanely attractive he is looking tonight. Okay, let’s be real. Geto Suguru has always been handsome and his beauty, aside from his intelligence and gentle nature, is what attracted you to him. But Suguru looks dashing even though he’s wearing a simple black sweatshirt and a matching set of sweatpants. Half of his hair is put up in a neat bun.  Geto Suguru is just simply breathtaking. 

Suguru doesn’t say anything but he does beam brighter than the summer sun at your words, that flush of embarrassment returning stronger than before. 

“Come in.” He invites you in.

You nearly trip as You enter his apartment once you notice that he’s checking You out from behind, head tilting in appreciation to your beauty. 

Despite having been in Suguru’s apartment countless times, swooping into his home as if it’s your own, You find yourself freezing in the genkan, uncertain of what to do next. 

Suguru chuckles lightly, “Well, don’t just stand there. Make yourself at home!” 

His warm and gentle smile melts the block of ice warming your feet. Stumbling, you make your way to the living room. You quickly sit on the couch placed against the walls seeing as your legs are jiggly like jelly from the nerves. 

This isn’t your first date with Suguru. Nor is it your second. To be frank, you don’t remember the number of dates you’ve been on with Suguru but as a newly formed couple that hasn’t even put an official label to their relationship yet, this is a big step for the both of you. Perhaps this is why You’re just so nervous. You want the night to end perfectly. Perfect enough to have Suguru asking you to be his girlfriend.

“You’re here right on time. The pizza just got here.”

Lost in your thoughts, the sudden appearance of his husky voice has you jumping in place. 

Cool it, Y/N! Pull yourself together!

“Thanks.” You mutter as You eye him placing two boxes of pizza on the coffee table. Grilled chicken with sweet chili sauce and vegetables with ranch. “Did you decide on which movies we’ll watch?”

Suguru hums at your question as he makes his way to the kitchen to bring back semi frozen plastic bottles of coke, placing them next to your dinner. “I was thinking of Lord of the Rings. Unless you have something else in mind?

Majoring in Japanese Literature, it makes sense that Suguru would pick such a movie. You’ve seen one of them once before when you were younger but you don’t remember much because you fell asleep halfway through.

“Lord of the Rings is good.” You give him a wobbly smile that he returns with his gummy grin, nearly sending you into a cardiac arrest. 

As the both of you settle on the couch, the dim light from the TV screen flickers across your faces, creating a cozy ambiance in the living room.

With a gentle smile on his lips, You can’t help but to steal glances at the man beside you.

Finally, after years from reading and watching trashy romance books, after listening to all of your friends gushing about their first kiss or first make out sessions and how exuberating they were, you’re finally going to experience this yourself. 

Scratch that. 

You’re not going to be filling your wildest fantasy tonight. 

It’s been forty minutes already and the movie is nowhere near its ending. Plus, You’re so nervous about Suguru pulling a move that you only managed to nibble on one slice of pizza. 

So busy worrying about Suguru pulling all the cliche moves in the book, your stomach decided that food is unacceptable lest You want to throw up all over his nice couch and clothes. 

Stealing a glance at your lover, Suguru’s eyes rapidly move from left to right, paying rapid attention to the movie. 

Sighing in disappointment, You rest your chin on your left palm. Knowing that Suguru would probably fire off question after question to attentively listen to your opinions, thoughts twinkling like the stars on a clear night sky – Something You love about Suguru –, Your gaze wanders to the television. 

Hope I don’t fall asleep. 

Not even five minutes of thinking that, your head lulls to sleep, eyes fluttering shut despite the intense scene displayed on the screen. 

However, a slight touch to the tip of your fingers has your jolting awake. Glancing down to your hand that’s resting on the velvety couch, You are surprised to see Suguru’s fingertips touching your own. 

Brown eyes move upwards to where Suguru is sitting. Somehow, during your little moment of gloom, Suguru managed to scoot closer to You as the movie went on. Yet as you look into his handsome face, he’s still watching the movie. 

Maybe it’s all in your head and Suguru has always been sitting close to You but you just simply didn’t notice. 

Taking one last look at the man next to You, You return your attention to the movie. 

A heartbeat later, You sense a shift from next to, the couch dipping deeper. 

Your heart beats with anticipation, yet you refuse to tear your eyes away from the screen. His fingertips barely graze yours again, forcing You to hold your breath. On your next exhale, Suguru dares to inch closer, his touch growing bolder, until he finally feels the soft warmth of your hand against his own.

Warmth encloses You at the close proximity between the both of you, your eyes finally pulling away from the screen to meet  Suguru’s. 

There’s a flutter in your chest, a mixture of excitement and uncertainty. Are you really doing this?

The answer is, yes. You really are doing this as Suguru, with a tender smile, gently clasping your hands, intertwining your fingers. This simple action ignites a spark that you’ve been desperately seeking throughout the night. The heat fills the modest living room space.

Like the first ray of sunshine after a snowy winter, Your shyness melts away, replaced by a growing desire that mirrors Suguru’s own longing. 

Matching the beat of your heart, you both inch closer until your lips hesitantly brush against each other in a sweet and tentative kiss.

Your eyes flutter shut, bones turning into putty as Suguru’s large hands grab your waist to pull you closer, making the kiss grow deeper. His touches are fervent, hungry to taste more of you as his hot and thick tongue slips into your mouth, swallowing your tiny moans. 

Time seems to stand still as you lose yourselves in the intoxicating dance of your lips, their bodies moving closer together until You’re lying on top of him. Suguru’s black hair makes him look like a fallen angel, ethereal yet dangerous. A forbidden fruit that entices you to sin. 

The room is filled with the soft sounds of your heavy breaths. Suguru’s groans send delicious shivers down your spine. Your reaction has him chuckling, has him whisper just how cute you are. 

Neither of you know how long you’ve been making out on the couch, the first movie of the installment ending and the second one playing. 

But what you do know is that you can finally put a label to your relationship and you’re definitely doing this again.

[fallingsunflower]

Harry Styles Body Language 

Hellooo okay here we go. This is just my educated opinion. I have minor experience in body language analysis through my studies (I'm in graduate school currently for psychology) and through work (I used to work in a behavioral school and a psychiatric hospital). None of this is meant to be a diagnosis or taken to be 100% real. Like I said, it's just an opinion.

I've done seldom analyses before. The original ask was asked A WHILE ago and they requested Olivia be included. That was before the stunt ended so I really don't want to bring her back up now lol I'll put some links down below of other analyses I've done if you're interested though x

Holivia body language

Harry's general facial expressions with/without Olivia

Another facial expression comparison

Yacht pics analysis

Olivia body language

I also did a regular Harry one a while ago but I can't for the life of me find it.

This is a general Harry analysis. I will do one about him with men soon, and Kendall since that was requested.

I suspect Harry is quite shy and probably somewhat anxious. He definitely doesn't come off like this all the time. I call it the "anxiety clause". There are certain situations in which shy people come out of their shell. I also think Harry is well trained to appear more extraverted than he actually is. He's pretty hard to read tbh but I'll tell you a little of why I think the way I do.

Harry does this thing every now and then where he covers his face with one or both of his hands when he's laughing, or in some kind of shocking/attention grabbing scenario. Could be read as someone who's hiding behind a shield. And tying into that, it could be read as someone who just needs a moment to process. It's a brief act of the body saying "whoah I need a moment to take this all in and digest what's happening". You have the wrists turned inward towards the face (a subconscious thing people do when they feel vulnerable or feel like they need to protect themselves) and you have the eyes being covered shielding off that sense. Everyone has some kind of motion they subconsciously do while protecting themselves. Some have more obvious ones than others, like this. Traditionally speaking, it exhibits traits of a protector vs a "hunter", for lack of a better word.

It's also a trait of embarrassment.

He also does this thing with his hands where he balls them up. I think some people call it "sweater paws" depending on what he's wearing. This is usually associated with nervousness or anxiety. It's a comfort tick people do to calm down, again mostly subconsciously.

And yes I KNOW he could just be cold but I'm making my analysis based on a plethora of factors 😭

Also speaking of hands, he plays around a lot with his. Like his hands are always fidgeting. I noticed this A LOT at the MSG show I went to when I was in Pit. It was painfully obvious. Like fidgeting with the mic, the mic wire, his ear piece, etc. I think that's partially why he likes playing the guitar while performing. Keeping your hands preoccupied helps with nervousness.

Tip: if you ever get anxious, roll a hair pin back and forth between your fingers.

He also touches his hair and lips a lot, which are typically lumped with anxiety. One doesn't equal the other btw. Just saying what they're usually related to.

And then I usually pay attention to posture and other subtle nonverbal cues. I could go on and on about it but sometimes Harry stands somewhat unsure of himself, or he subconsciously makes himself smaller. It's not always equal to anxiety or nervousness. It could also just be him being introverted, shy, or even sad. Sometimes posture is dependent on mood, rather than personality. And sometimes there are cultural differences. We all have nonverbal cues - that's universal. But keep in mine I'm from the US while Harry is from England. There might be some cultural differences.

These ^ are things I usually look for. And there are way more examples but this is just a basic visual. Harry generally falls under the closed posture.

These are some general examples of closed posture. You can probably find more also. I usually look for hand/arm placement.

Hands behind the back, or crossed arms/folded hands is typically a way of cutting off communication or putting a barrier between yourself and another person.

Now sometimes yes, hands behind back can mean confidence or superiority, but I look at other things to accompany it too. I look at posture, facial expressions, and if the muscles are relaxed or not. So based on my opinion, I think it's solely just Harry shielding himself. It could be read a couple different ways but again, this is my opinion.

And the "groin blocking" is usually something people do when they're nervous or insecure. It could also be a submissive thing, or an indicator of shyness.

Also yes these aren't the best examples and it's not how Harry is 1000% of the time, but it's something I've noticed.

These are examples of open posture in regards to sitting:

And to differentiate between a casual stance and a shy/closed stance, I usually look at a couple different variables. It's not just about the hands. It's about the posture. It's about the content being discussed. It's about the environment. There's a lot more going into it than just saying "oh look at where his hands are". You can't make a fair assumption on just one thing. Not that any of my assumptions are 100% fair - obviously they're not because I don't know Harry personally - but I try to analyze the best I can when needed.

There's also one other picture I cannot find for the life of me. It's Harry sitting down in 2020, and he's wearing a sweater vest. He just looks so shy in that picture. It's one of my main arguments and I literally can't find the pic. If someone knows what I'm talking about, please send it to me.

Anyways, these are just my thoughts. I could talk more about it too but those are my main, initial thoughts :)