#makes me think of a guy i knew in high school who had his no-fap rules as his lockscreen

[multapohja966]

tagged by @sushihukka <333

Post a screencap of your lock screen photo, a screencap of the last/current song listened to, as well as the last photo of a celebrity that you saved in your phone

i tag @eyon :D

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball Super 089

Remember that girl from Tien’s past who comes back in this episode?  No, I’m not talking about Launch.  Don’t be silly.  I mean Yurin!  She’s much cooler than Launch and-- ow!  Quit throwing trash at me!  Those beer bottles hurt!

So Goku plans to round out his team with Master Roshi and Tien.  Luckily for him, they’re both in the same place, as Tien has invited Master Roshi to his dojo to receive an honorary position as Grand Master.  I just want to say that I like the students’ uniforms a lot better than Tien’s Dragon Ball Super outfit.

Master Roshi is bored by all this, because all of Tien’s students are men.  “I can’t fap to this!” he whines. 

That all changes when Chiaotzu brings a new applicant into the dojo.  She claims to want to learn martial arts to keep her girlish figure or something, and Tien turns her down, because her motivations aren’t serious enough.  But Roshi wants her in the school so he can sexually harass her, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.

So he just picks her up and carries her into the other room to get her fitted with a uniform.  And Tien just stands there like an idiot.  What the fuck?

Yurin gets dressed and objects to her outfit featuring a miniskirt and thigh-high leather stockings.  I mean, yeah that’s pretty different from what the other students wear, but you’d think she would have said something before she put all this on. 

Then Roshi says he senses a “darkness” within her, and Yurin starts to worry that he’s seen through her ruse, but no, he’s talking about her ass.  You know, they really toned Master Roshi down through most of this series.  He doesn’t appear much at all until now, and when he did appear, they managed to keep his shtick from being too creepy. But this is episode is giving me whiplash.  It’d be like if Oolong just out of nowhere started talking about stealing child brides again.

Anyway, Yurin manages to get away from Roshi and goes to work on her true scheme.  First she enchants some paper to make talismans.

Then she puts them on all of Tien’s students and places them under her mental control.  While Goku tells Tien about the Tournament of Power, she sends the students to attack the city.

Meanwhile, in Universe 6, Cabba approaches Caulifla about the Tournament of Power.  She isn’t interested until he turns Super Saiyan and offers to teach it to her. 

Caulifla doesn’t get along with Cabba or the Sadala Defense Force he works for, but she is impressed with his power, so she decides to play along...

Back in Universe 7, Tien asks Yurin why she would want to ruin his dojo, and she reveals that she was the little girl he once knew from the Crane School. She wanted to fight Tien, but he had already gone on excursion with Chiaotzu.  This would be roughly 26 years ago, so Yurin must be in her mid-30′s now.   

I’ve never been too clear on her backstory.  Was she a student in the Crane School, like Tien and Chiaotzu?  It would make a lot more sense if she was one of the people they pushed around back in the day, but oh well.  Anyway, Yurin gave up martial arts after that snub, and devoted her life to witchcraft, so that she could become powerful enough to defeat Tien and have revenge.

But this plan of hers seems pretty stupid, since all the good guys have to do is rip off the talismans.  They’re protected by force fields that repel ki blasts, but you can just pull off the talismans with your hands, no problem.

Roshi tries to take the fight to Yurin, but he gets distracted by an upskirt shot, and she kicks him in the balls.

Then she puts a talisman on Roshi and that’s supposed to raise the stakes.

Tien tries to stop Roshi with the Four Witches Technique, but it doesn’t work for some reason, so Goku prepares a Kamehameha.  But in order to bypass the force field around Roshi, they need Chiaotzu to keep Yurin distracted. 

So Chiaotzu uses his telekinesis to flip her skirt.  Oh come on!  This somehow allows Goku to zap Master Roshi, which I’m pretty sure should have worked all along. 

So Yurin’s plan is foiled, but she vows to train hard and come back for super-extra-crispy revenge later on.  And as she threatens Tien, he invites her to join his dojo.  I mean, if she’s planning to train, she might as well do it with him, now that he’s satisfied with her motivation. 

Of course, Tien tells her to apologize to the townsfolk first, which she does. 

Tien then tells Goku he wants to enter the Tournament of Power.  He wasn’t hot on the idea before, but he believes he can use the prize money to help rebuild the town.  And Roshi wants in as well.  That prize money could sure buy a lot of hardcore pornography, if you know what I’m saying. 

Meanwhile, they’re still putting this fighting stage together.  I honestly can’t make heads or tails of this thing.  Sometimes I think it’s going backwards. 

As for Yurin, I’m of two minds about her.  On the one hand, I like seeing female characters in this show.  And the witch angle is cool, and Tien having a sidekick is kind of neat. 

On the other hand, she looks and acts like a dopey teenager, which doesn’t make sense for her backstory, and this whole episode treats her like a joke.  This is her only appearance to date, and she barely manages to be the third most interesting female character in this episode. 

And where the fuck was Launch?

[insideofmymindpalace]

You should answer them all of course 😎

1:When did you lose your virginity?

17 years old.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Depends on the mood I’m in.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

College music practice room.

5: Favorite sex position?

Also depends on the mood I’m in.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

It can vary depending on mood (sorry!) but typically submissive.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

One if it can even be counted.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Out of these either bed or couch cause the floor is uncomfortable.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yes.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

No.

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?

Lavender colored lace matching set.

12: How often do you have sex?

I’ve been feeling super run down lately due to work/life stress so like once or twice a week?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Of course.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Depends on the mood. Some folks need to learn how to properly give so I suppose I’d say give.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

I literally felt so awkward once that I panicked and laughed at a guy when he couldn’t get it up then felt awkward cause I didn’t mean to laugh so I walked out.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Honestly haven’t ever given this any thought before.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Second verse same as the first.

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Like costumes? I have in the past for the other person. Now I am into the being dressed up like fancy and having to undo it all for each other.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Shower. Absolutely not bath. No way.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

My boyfriend.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

I have. It absolutely sucked. I would not again.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I have in the past.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

I did this a lot in the past; I can’t as much with the current boyfriend because of his phone.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

If we aren’t counting the boyfriend as being in the picture or as my best friend then probably.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Cuddle and then big time snacking.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Neck kisses, pushed to a wall.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Late night. I’m so not a morning person.

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?

Eyes. More superficially I suppose back muscles.

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?

Eyes. Superficially probably hips.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

I have this whole box of junk that I can’t bring myself to like get rid of but that never gets unpacked so I just move it from place to place and hide it. I honestly couldn’t even tell you what’s in it anymore. But you can’t see it.

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

My ex pulled something when he wanted to try some sex move - I literally don’t even know what the hell he was trying to do. Needless to say, he was bad, it was bad, and therefore it didn’t happen.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Honestly can’t even recall if I have.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

If you wanna get pregnant or risk an STD/STI then yeah sure go for it.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Listen, I love food. I love sex. I don’t want food involved in my sex.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

I don’t know. Like a loved one’s funeral? Giving a toast during a family holiday?

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

YES.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

Whenever you start wondering if it’s too much, it’s too much.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

It was something along the lines of being someone’s best sex they’d ever had.

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Depends on the partner.

40: What do you wear to bed?

Generally like underwear or booty shirts and a tank top or over-sized shirt. I also frequently sleep in the nude.

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

I don’t.

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Yes to nudes.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

I have; the ex wanted to do it on a beach. Sand doesn’t care what you want. Would not recommend.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

No. I don’t want other folks to potentially be in my business.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Didn’t this one already come up?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

I don’t but also like please be careful what you use cause some things can be harmful to your body!

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Eh not too big into the whole porn thing.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

I feel like these are starting to repeat a bit.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Your body, your rules. If you want them or have them, hell yeah. If you don’t, hell yeah.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

It would depend on how close I am to that person.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

What is it with the food thing?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Porn star cause I’d get paid more and be protected during my sex work.

53: Do you watch porn?

Again, no not really.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

I mean yes but not sexually?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I have when I couldn’t find my underwear somewhere but try not to.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

If you’re grossed out by someone’s choice of body hair then you shouldn’t be having sex.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

No.

58: Booty or Boobs?

Yes.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Yes - abusive high school boyfriend with the guy that wound up being my abusive college boyfriend. We all make shitty decisions. (I cheated emotionally for like a week then realized that wasn’t okay and broke up with him.)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Probably the stuff I do every day but actually get to enjoy living without the misogyny I experience daily.

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Like “Skype sex” during long distance relationships yeah.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

See above.

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Don’t have that problem.

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Don’t really do that.

65. What is your bra/penis size?

32F

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

Don’t put weird things in your body that aren’t designed to be in your body!!! That’s dangerous!!!

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

I don’t.

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Yesterday.

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

Like early college so a few years?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

I have not. Exes have bought for me.

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Back.

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Yes,

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

Never tried.

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Nope.

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

I haven’t dreamt like at all since I started my meds.

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Don’t recall any.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

If I was single, maybe.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

We all lust after people, but I wouldn’t want to have sex with anyone I don’t know.

80. Favorite sexual position?

This already came up once.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

You better play it safe if you do.

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Yes.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

No? I don’t think so.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Sure.

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Loud. (Sorry roomies of the past.)

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

No.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Fourth verse same as the others.

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

No.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

No.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

No.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

No.

[lestatdesade]

I find that as a lesbian, a lot of men treat you and talk with you the same way they'd talk with other men, including "locker room talk", but they'll sexually objectify you at the same time.  speaking sexually about women, speaking ill, of women, to you because, to them, "you're not like the other girls" and "well, you're more like a guy". when i was younger I thought it was cool but as I've grown up, I realize that this is just another form of sexism/lesbophobia.

i know people will probably call me a misandrist, but content below, while discussing sexual assault, explains why I  think like this.

when I was in high school, I had a group of guy friends whom I hung out with almost everyday in town after school. They would basically treat me like "one of the guys" and tell me that I was so muhc cooler than all the other girls. because they knew I was into girls. They knew the girls I had physical contact with. I thought it was cool because I  really felt like I belonged there??? Like there was this weird feeling of brotherhood, but uh, not the way I thought it was.

We'd talk about watching porn. One of them, A. told me that he really liked watching lesbian rape porn and that I'd look hot being raped by his girlfriend. (Who was also a friend of mine.) I thought it was funny and didn't think much about it. We'd hang out a lot because he was always nice to me and he'd occasionally buy me coffee at the coffee shop we'd hang out at. We would talk over aol messenger and share links to porn. I shared a lot of medical bdsm stuff, because I found it fascinating. I honestly thought it was just how guys talked to each other, because theyd share links with each other the same way they did with me. I never really considered the possibility that one of my "bros" was jacking it to the idea of sexually abusing me.  

His girlfriend didn't really give a shit if we talked about perverted things, because she never thought of me as a threat to their relationship. Like, if we'd hang out a lot, she'd basically just treat it like he was hanging out with another guy. She was super jealous of any girl that would hang out with him. Except me. It was okay if I spent time alone with her boyfriend behind locked doors, because everyone knew I had fucked a girl. (Back in the 2000's, pretending to be lesbian/bi to piss your parents was a huge trend. I was known as one of the few who actually had 'been there' with another girl, a fact which other people either fapped to, or hated me for. i was never really viwed as a human w/ freedom or agency. I was either hot lesbian porn, or a sick abomination)

Well, one night A. was over at my house. I'd do this thing in HS where I'd invite a few people over to my house, make a nice dinner, and we'd all watch anime together. I had invited A., S. and C. but S+C cancelled, so it was just A. and I. This was when my grandmother was in a home and my mom wasn't home so it was just, him, me, and a bunch of pirated anime dvds. We sat on my bed and watched some anime and he started like, hugging me??? And it was super awkward.

"You're really cuddly," he told me, as I did absolutely nothing to acknowledge the fact that he was touching me, or kissing me. I was ignoring him. I was completely frigid, a lesbian. It was weird because I'd only been a top with girls so the idea of this was just, completely unatural to me. He said some others thing but I can't remember them.

He handcuffed me to the bed. was able to slip out of the handcuffs because I have very small hands, selfdefense training, and then I punched him in the face. He looked shocked but then he sort of laughed it off. He said he was just kidding and he didn't know that Id be offended by it. I didn't argue with him. I guess its pretty fucked up, but if it had a another female who handcuffed me, I probably would have enjoyed it, dubious consent and all. But I didn't enjoy it, and I didn't find it funny, and I realize that now that even if you punch someone in the face as a response, they'll probably laugh it off with some "well, you didn't say no" bullshit.