#makeoutmarrymurdermonday

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Today is definitely a #stabbymonday ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ I didn’t sleep very well, so I woke up with a MASSIVE headache. Which is fitting because it’s Monday and now I’m REALLY in the mood to #stabstabstab as my official/unofficial candle mascot is ordering me too. I also have to do laundry which doesn’t help the stabbing situation... ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ But #stabby feelings aside... Monday also means (trumpets please) that it’s time for #makeoutmarrymurdermonday 🙌🏻 live on my blog, link in my bio. Today, I’ve really done a number on myself by choosing three of my favorite #stabbybooks 🔪 why do I keep doing this to myself?! 😫 hopefully for your entertainment! ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ First QOTD: play the game with me!!! Who do you #makeout #marry #murder today??? Second QOTD: favorite stabby book???

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Is it time to get #stabby again??? ⚔️ 📚 ⚔️ They say the pen is mightier than the sword, and after spending all last weekend with authors and book lovers, I thought what better theme for today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday than #signedbooks ⚔️ 📚 ⚔️ These are all books I got at the last big book convention I went to, @rtbookreviews when they came to Vegas a few years back. Their #YA weekend was AMAZING!!! So click the link in my bio and head over to my blog to see who I #makeout with #marry and of course #murder ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ What about you??? Which characters would you pick??? Which books???

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“There will be no more British guys. Unless they’re members of the royal family, of course.” 👑 📚 👑 Guys, I’m so love drunk off the #royalwedding still, I almost don’t want to murder anyone today! Almost. It is stabby Monday after all. Which means!!! Another edition of #makeoutmarrymurdermonday 👑 📚 👑 This week, I wanted to pay tribute to all things #royal #british and #love related. So all three of these books are sort of all three 😂 I’ll leave it to you to figure out how 😂😂😂 if anything, all three are very funny and it was quite a good time putting my choices together for you! Somehow though, marrying a Prince just didn’t quite happen 🤔 The full post is up on my blog, link in my bio. Come over and tell me if you agree! And if not, who would you #makeout with, #marry or #murder instead??? 👑 🖤 👑 I realized as I was putting this together that I have quite a few books on the Tudors. Mainly from #phillipagregory which made me think, I predict a Tudor edition coming soon! They are my favorite royal history stories, especially King Henry VIII and all his insanity. What’s your favorite historical fiction author or book series???

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the #stabbiest one of all??? 🖤 Was that the question of the day? Maybe. Alright fine, tell me what classic you’d love to murder!!! 🖤 We all have that one classic that we HATED!!! Whether it was because we were forced to endure reading it, or had to analyze it to the point of stabbing our eyes out, or just plain hated it, we all have that horror story. For me, that classic is Moby Dick. I hated that book. It took me AGES to get through it. I was bored to tears and to this day, can barely remember most of it, since I’m pretty sure I blacked out and repressed the entire ordeal. It was that traumatic for me 😂 needless to say, I’d love to murder that book. Or enjoy some dark retellings. Or maybe not. I don’t know, I’m still fairly traumatized. 🖤 When it comes to dark retellings, generally the rule is the darker the better. Especially when the original is generally viewed as super cheerful. On today’s, #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I’ve taken some of my fave dark side classics to subject to the #stabnanigans mayhem. It is #stabbymonday and these #stabbybooks are the #stabbiest! Perfect for these spooky October vibes. 🖤 Speaking of #stabby please tell me you saw @bookwnoname stabby post today! Complete with stabbing props and girls who definitely know how to sharpen their own knives. Just go follow her already!!! (at Land of Oz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9nkJZlN2m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vddbb7cz2gzw

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If you had to choose a vampire to turn you, who would it be??? ☠️ Hands down, either Pam or Eric. Preferably Eric, but I’d chill with Pam for eternity too. I would NOT want Lestat to turn me. He seems a bit too high maintenance for me. Maybe Armand 🤔 but ONLY if Pam and Eric were unavailable. Also, I’d wait for them to decide to turn me, if timing was an issue. I mean, what’s a few years when we have forever?! ☠️ It’s nearly October and I couldn’t resist celebrating a little early! We’re vamping it up on today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday and throwing some wooden stakes around the coffin. Dangerous, I know 😂 come see which vampires live and which vampires get turned to dust. There’s also some kissing, if you’re into some undead action. Spoiler alert: I am 😂😂😂 ☠️ Is @bookwnoname doing a #stabbybook rec for this #stabbymonday ??? I guess you’ll have to go check out her post and see!!! ☠️⚔️☠️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BoHVpZzlr5z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4a1fcuczpj3b

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If you had any creature to be your magical familiar, what would it be??? ☠️ My impulse is always a dragon. Or a Wyvern. I’d totally take either. But, I just revisited #sleight and realized I have a deep and profound love of baby elephants, so now I’m torn. Maybe I’ll still take the dragon, and he can help me conquer some land to build an elephant sanctuary. Best of all worlds. We’ll also save some goats. And raccoons. Basically all the animals. Wait, what was the question again??? ☠️ I’m having some magical fun in today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday 🙌🏻 I need some magic to get through my todo list, so wish me luck! It’s also my kiddos bday and I’m not there. BOO!!! But we’re headed that way Friday. Hence the magical needs. Where’s a #roomofrequirement when you need one?! Here’s to hoping #stabbythings make for a productive day 😂 come check out my blog, and see who gets picked!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1bV1AlQmT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ahfsfqkdm5eq

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🎶 It’s just another stabby Monday 🎶 I may have taken a few liberties with those lyrics ⚔️ It’s our last day on the beach and we don’t want to go home. I’m considering googling squatter rights and saying to hell with the consequences 😂 kidding. Or am I 🤔 I’ll tell you one thing, I could definitely get used to this life! ⚔️ I did manage to post on my blog #makeoutmarrymurdermonday and since beach life is my fantasy, I decided to match up some pretty dreamy fantasy books for our game today. Go check it out, and tell me who you would choose! ⚔️ And don’t forget to go by @bookwnoname for her own#stabbybooks recommendation! It’s a favorite of both her and her fictional daughter, so you know it’s a good one 😂😂😂 (at Oceanside, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnkAD_XHyGW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16l2009tsvmcd

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If instead of wishes a genie granted you the ability to visit three book worlds, which would you choose??? 🧞‍♀️ Hands down I’m going to Hogwarts. No question, no hesitation there. And then, probably Star Wars. There’s a lot there to explore and get into some Jedi trouble. But the last 🤔🤔🤔 Maybe Middle Earth. Say what’s up to Legolas. And the hobbits. Always say hello to the hobbits! 🧞‍♀️ I am undecided on how stabby I feel today. On the one hand, it’s Monday. On the other, it’s a holiday. But I don’t really work a traditional schedule so all that means is I don’t get any mail and the bank is closed. And also children are running amuck at ungodly hours instead of being corralled to the learning instruction of their choice. So, pretty stabby after all 😂 today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday post is live on my blog! Come stop by and see who lives, who dies, and who gets all the fun!!! (at Agrabah) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRKh3oFFe7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iqkl2ztfcy50

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Do you have a favorite retelling??? What fairy tale do you wish had more retellings??? 📚 It’s a very Monday Monday. It isn’t terrible, but everything just feels SO Monday today!!! It’s good that I’ve added some standby fun to my week, because these posts are probably the only things that make Monday bearable. 📚 Today, for #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I went with a dark retelling theme. Strings is a dystopian take on Pinocchio which, not only is unique and original, but really well done! I love the dystopian worlds that @davidestesbooks creates. And if you love deliciously dark and devious, meet @authorchristinahenry her writing gives my black heart all the quivers!!! I also really liked the unique spin in Hunted. There are a lot of beauty and the beast stories out there, so finding one that feels different always feels like a win! Come see who gets what on my blog! Link in my bio. 📚 I’m off to see if @bookwnoname has posted her #stabbybooks recommendation for the day! If you don’t follow her, what are you even doing with your life??? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_eBkpFcBK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i78x8pl2k68

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If you had to be a zombie, what zombie world would you choose??? 🧟‍♀️ This is a tough choice. I mean, being a zombie is not an ideal choice. Obvs. So I’d probably want to be a zombie that has *some* brain function. Like in Warm Bodies. Or pride prejudice and zombies. Or, and I admit I haven’t read it, but the title and cover delight me, my life as a white trash zombie. I think I need to read that Book... 🧟‍♀️ My post for today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday is, yup, you guessed it, all about the z-z-zombies! Which, considering Monday does lurk and lurch and scare the pants off of us, like a zombie AND we all generally feel like zombies, these books feel appropriately fitting all around. Go check out my choices and then tell me who you choose!!! Live on the blog, link in my bio 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BmtQjD_F8GL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g8nwyvy7qdnc

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Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small? ⚔️ It’s another hot, sunny, Monday and I woke up with a headache so I’m feeling extra stabby today! I couldn’t think of anything that would make me feel stabbier than ill fitting clothing. I guess I’d have to go with too big, because I would seriously murder everyone if my clothes were always too small. Uncomfortable much??? ⚔️ At least I’m back in track with the Monday #stabnanigans and managed to choose some pretty #stabbybooks for today’s #makeoutmarrymurdermonday post! I loved all of these, so murdering one made my black heart hurt. Just a little. Have you guys read any? Who would you make out, marry, or murder? ⚔️ Before you go! Are you following @bookwnoname yet??? Be sure to pop over and check out her stabby recommendation today! I’m promise, you will have zero regrets! We just finished raving about #hullmetalgirls yesterday. She has some epic taste in books 🤘🏻and is always up for fantastic discussions! ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ #bookstagram #ilovebooks #booklove #booklife #bookblog #igbooks #bookography #bookcommunity #booktribe #bookaddict #bookaddiction #bookobsessed #bookobsession #jenabrownwrites #bookaholic #bookstagrammer #summerreads #yalit #ireadya #yabooks #yareads #bookart #bookstack #stabbymonday #ipreview @preview.app

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What series reference will make you automatically want to read a new book??? ⚔️ Welcome to #stabbymonday my violent lovelies!!! Is everyone having a day full of #stabnanigans because I feel like the Monday following #fridaythe13th needs to be full of extra stabbiness. I am so excited to be reviewing two books this month that both were described as Red Rising-esque. As you can tell, I’m a big fan of #redrising and jumped on the chance to read these new releases!!! ⚔️ Instead of doing my normal #makeoutmarrymurdermonday feature on my blog today, I’m offering an exclusive excerpt for #likeneverandalways that releases tomorrow!!! Go check it out! Don’t worry, I’ll be back with lots of murder next Monday. I promise! ⚔️ I’m dying to know what #stabbybooks recommendation @bookwnoname is offering to the stabby Gods today!!! My TBR has grown exponentially because of her influence. But she has excellent taste, so I am at her mercy!!! Are you following her yet? Because you should be! ⚔️ ☠️ ⚔️ ☠️ ⚔️ #bookstagram #ilovebooks #booklove #booklife #igbooks #ireadya #yabooks #bookography #bookcommunity #booktribe #bookaddict #bookaddiction #bookobsessed #bookobsession #jenabrownwrites #bookstagrammer #hullmetalgirls #gameofthegods #igreads #summerreads #bookstack #ipreview @preview.app

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Would you rather explore space or explore the deep sea??? 🖤 It’s #stabbymonday but today I’m bringing you something different. Instead of my usual #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I’m kicking off an amazing #booktour for an epic series!!! Thank you #rockstarbooktours @randomhousekids @reintgen for including me and sending me my review copy! 🖤 I have been dying to get my hands on #nyxiaunleashed since last summer! This series is one of my favorites. Smart sci-fi, with writing that pulls you in and doesn’t let go. You’ll love the diversity, you’ll love the action, you’ll love this series!!! Full review on my blog, link in my bio. 🖤 ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ 🖤 #bookstagram #booklife #booklove #ireadya #yabooks #yalit #yalovin #nyxia #scifi #bookaddict #booktribe #bookcommunity #bookblog #bloglife #bookaddiction #bookobsessed #bookobsession #jenabrownwrites #bookaholic #amreading #diversebooks #ipreview @preview.app

[jenabrownwrites]

What’s that? It’s #stabbymonday you say? Well then, what’s a character you wish would just DIE?! ⚔️ If there’s one thing I love more than #stabbybooks it’s books with #diversecharacters 🙌🏻 for the last week of June, I thought we needed to show some #pride with our weekly feature! And did these three books make my black heart happy with their #diversity 🖤 of course, I cried when the #murder commenced. At least there’s the #makeout and #marry parts to make up for it. Barely. ⚔️ Be sure to hop over to @bookwnoname for her own #stabby recommendation today! She knows all the best ones! ⚔️ Be sure to go over to my blog for this weeks #makeoutmarrymurdermonday and tell me who you’d choose!!! ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ #bookstagram #stabstabstab #ireadya #ilovebooks #yalit #yabooks #yalovin #bookcommunity #booktribe #bookstagramcommunity #jenabrownwrites #booklove #booklife #bookography #igbooks #bookaddict #bookobsessed #bookblog #ipreview @preview.app

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Is it Monday again??? ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ If you’re in the US, today is a holiday! Hopefully you’re able to take the day off and enjoy some local events in honor of #memorialday 🇺🇸 Today, we thank those who have served and remember the ones who never came home. To those who are serving, or have served, thank you for your service! To all the military husbands and wives, you guys are amazing and strong and deserve a day too! And to everyone who lost someone, Mother’s, fathers, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, sons, and daughters, we remember. ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ For today’s #stabby edition of #makeoutmarrymurdermonday I tried to find military books. Alas, I couldn’t find very many 😳 so, today’s books all feature #fierce #women #warriors where things don’t go anywhere near expected. Because, really, when does anything ever go the way we expect??? ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ The post is live on my blog! Go over and see if you agree with all the choices!!! Link in my bio! And then tell me who you would #makeout with #marry and #murder ⚔️ 🖤 ⚔️ What are your plans for the day???

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Hey hey!!! It’s Monday which is a drag BUT we also get to have some more stabby fun!!! It’s time for...... #makeoutmarrymurdermonday #royaledition ⚔️ 👑 ⚔️ A Prince was born. A wedding is imminent. I needed to get in on the #royal fun. With a side of murder, obviously. Come visit my blog post and see who gets scandalous wth me, who gets murdered, and who I live happily ever after with. I’m pretty certain you all know my answers, but come see anyway! It’s all on my blog, link in my bio ⚔️ 👑 ⚔️ Comment below and tell me! Out of these books, who do you #makeout #marry or #murder and do you agree with my choices??? (You’ll have to visit my blog to see) Merry Monday everyone!!! ⚔️ 👑 ⚔️ 👑 ⚔️ #bookstagram #bibliophile #booklife #booklove #booknerd #booknerdigans #booknerdfun #bookobsessed #bookobsession #gameofthrones #throneofglass #redqueen #bookenthusiast #bookstagrammer #bookstagramcommunity #bloglife #bookblog #bookreview #bookish #bookishfun #jenabrownwrites #booktribe