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#make some dramatic ass speech abt how none of his hookups meant anything to him yadda yadda some gay shit
babygirldennis
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im sure this has been pointed out before but... mac is literally dennis systeming dennis
#season 14 was nurturing dependence stage
#season 15 hes gonna neglect emotionally
#start fuckin a bunch of dudes to make dennis jealous
#season 16 inspire hope: god only knows
#make some dramatic ass speech abt how none of his hookups meant anything to him yadda yadda some gay shit
#17: separate entirely
#this one would scare me tbh. he only does it cause (according to dennis) itll ensure his undying love
#so maybe he moves out
#its not like a huge thing that strains their relationship and makes it unbearable to watch
#they r both just stubborn and stupid so they both just pretend its for the best
#so they are still best friends and do their classic shenanigans
#but there are brief moments where u can see them be like :(
#and then s18 is the fallout where mac is just like 'i did ur dumb system can we bang now'
#and dennis is like what but then starts connecting the dots and is like OH
#then they kiss and get married and have a terrible relationship but it doesnt matter cause they r soulmates so they can be terrible.... toge
#mac and dennis have to literally force everybody to attend their wedding and the rest of them couldnt give less of a shit
#they are just like why couldnt you just elope? why are u forcing us to watch this fruity ass ceremony we are BUSY
#but then charlie is mac's best man and dee is dennis's maid of honor and frank walks dennis down the aisle
#and the Music starts playing and suddenly everyone stops complaining and charlie and frank cry probably
#and mac does that gay puppy dog smile and dennis weeps like a little bitch and hes got mascara running his face
#dee makes fun of him the second he makes it to the altar and he just fuckin shoves her off the platform
#knocking her unconscious immediately but they just continue cause she isnt gonna make this about her not today
#then they say some sappy ass vows mac probably does karate idk
#dee wakes up right as they say the i dos and start making out too sluttily for a wedding
#and she is gagging (partly because of the brain damage) but as they walk away hand in hand
#smiling at each other in that dumbass lovesick way u saw in s1e1
#and she smiles and makes a really sappy drunken and brain damaged speech during the reception that makes everyone uncomfortable
#charlie thinks its awesome that they r all now officially franks illegitimate children in some way
#anyway this REALLY got away from me.... if u read all of this... im sorry... didnt mean to subject u to all this brainrot
#macdennis
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