#mah lovely boyo

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🧜🏾‍♂️ MerBon 🧜🏾‍♂️ Watercolor, anilinky, ink with white gel pen, gold marker and colored pencils on watercolor paper. I've been meaning to finish this sketch since 2019! Wanted to record the process but I had problem with his tail so in the end I only recorded a little, not worth an edited video tho :/ Anyways! New MerBon has been added to the family :D

🧜🏾‍♂️Commissions open!🧜🏾‍♂️

🧜🏾‍♂️ Find me elsewhere 🧜🏾‍♂️

[inkpunkz]

(Posting early since I'm not available throughout the week nor am i posting again yet.)

It's my bday! The big number is slowly arriving and I'm NOT ready! :]

I just wanna say, I love you all (platonic, ofc.) Especially speaking to yall like a family almost, my negative days get better everytime i open tunblr, it's so friendly here. I've made a few mistakes in my past and I'm slowly growing each time (I love learning from yall) and hopefully I eventually gain a bigger following.

I admire all of you and I hug you all with much passion and admiration. I have a request however, please address my birthday as "punkz-day" or "zill day", since I never liked my birthday so please,,, if you can or just say hi :]

Fanart of me and my ocs is appreciated and I will cry 100% xD it's like food, art is so yummy.

The boyo is in mah arms, he's a bit mad cause his creator is a mega dumb-dumb!!

[pokegalla]

Hey! I just discovered your blog and I love your writing! and i wanted to ask please epic or cross, which s/o is some kind of goat monster very similar to human (similar to tubbo) has heterochromia, piebaldism and vitiligo pls

Ok at first I didn’t know what all that was until I searched it. Now I feel dumb cause I HAVE seen it but forgot the names 🤦‍♀️. But yo that sounds like an awesome character holy shit- (they sound GORGEOUS).

And yo….I’ve been DYING to write for Epic. So imma write for both boyos (I love them both). Also thanks! Welcome to the blog and I hope you enjoy your stay! Check out my AU too! Trying to get it more popular….but ok I’m rambling now. Enjoy!

(Ok slightly suggestive in Epic’s part. Just a warning)

Epic and Cross with a Goat Monster!S/o with many brilliant features

Cross:

* Oooooooooo you know this boy is simping.

* Sure he’s seen monsters from all over the AUs but nobody quite caught his eyes the way you did. Your different color eyes, your marbled skin, your different shaded hair. You looked so interesting, so beautiful. When he officially met you, he was a stuttering mess. Mans couldn’t get a proper sentence out.

* When you guys do start dating, he is more straightforward and confident with his compliments. It’s not long before he has you blushing. And if you feel insecure? Prepare for a barrage of kisses, compliments and flirting (shy flirting but still). I have warned you.

* ANYone who decides to bully you? I swear they have a deathwish. They must because how they don’t see a skeleton nearby ready to slice their asses? And someone flirting with you? Just as bad.

* He loves his lovely S/o no matter what they are or what they look like. And he’ll be there to protect you always.

Mini story time!!!

You looked in the mirror to examine your looks. You always felt….like the odd one out. These conditions were rare in humans and even RARER in monsters. You couldn’t help but feel abnormal. Cross was walking by and noticed you staring in the mirror. He smiled and sneaked behind you.

He suddenly spoke up, “Wow you look amazing.”

You jumped and bonked his head, “YOU SCARED ME DUMDUM!!!”

He laughed and kissed your cheek, “Aw come on. I’m just appreciating the view~”

You blushed and huffed, “Ain’t nothing much to appreciate.” A moment of silence passed between you two. Oh you knew you fucked up. He suddenly hoisted you up bridal style. “Noooooo Crossy noooooo I need to get to work!!!” You threw you in bed and he got on, straddling you and began giving you kisses and hugs. You giggled and tried pushing him off but he wouldn’t budge.

“So what was it you said? Ain’t much to appreciate,” He tickled you making you laugh more, “You’re just giving me more excuses to point out all the things I admire about you~”

You sigh after he finally let up with his attacks and you cupped his face, “I love you my Oreo knight.”

He smiled sweetly, “Love you too, my angel”

Epic:

* He’s pretty good at hiding his feelings let’s be honest. But you can always count on seeing a faint blush on his face whenever you passed by.

* Upon first meeting you, he was stunned by your beauty and as a scientist he was super curious of seeing so many rare features on a monster. He had so many questions!

* Dating him was something he’s still shocked about. He still can’t believe you wanted to date him. But he is beyond happy and shows you off to all of his friends. You feel insecure? Bro. You gonna tell it to this guy? This man will PICK YOU UP and run around the town saying “THIS IS MAH WAIFU/HUSBANDO! THEY ARE DAH BEST AND I LUV THEM!!!” Never again. Never again will you think lowly of yourself. At least he got a good laugh outta of you.

* What MADMAN would be crazy enough to bully you in front of the meme lord himself? Must I remind you he has power of god and anime by his side? One glare from him should be warning enough….flirting he’s ok with. But if you look uncomfortable, he’ll help you get away from the person….and he’ll probably glare at them if they get a little too aggressive.

* All memes aside, he loves you as much as cookies! And that’s a special place in his soul. He loves you and is thankful to have you as his S/o.

Mini story time!!!

You were baking a special surprise for your silly skellie. You just wanted to make him smile since he’s always making you laugh. You thought it was the least you could do. You turned off the oven and gasped when your eyes were suddenly covered.

“Guess whoooooo,” The person behind you said.

“Hmmmm could it be my favorite Cookie Monster?” I asked playfully.

“Ding ding ding! You are coooooorrect! And the lovely contestant deserves a prize,” Epic tilted your head towards him to give you a kiss, “Hey Marble cookie. What’s cooking? Smells good in here.”

“You’re telling me you can’t tell me what that smell is Mr. Cookie Monster?” You said.

He practically drooled, “Bruh!!! What’s dah hold up then?! Gimme dah cookies now!”

“You hold on! You try to eat them all as I’m taking it out! No funny movements,” You said.

He pouted but at least he sat down and listened. This time he didn’t steal any cookies. When you served them, he noticed the cookies were quite literally marble cookies. He smiled mischievously as he got an idea.

“These cookies are pretty yummy babe but….,” He suddenly leaned closer and kissed you on the lips, quickly parting to say, “I think I like the taste of the original marble cookie much better~”

You blushed heavily before shoving a cookie in his mouth, “I swear you are so random!”

“You know yah like it~,” he teased.

He got bonked on the head, “Horny jail for you!”

“Nuuuuuuuuuu not again!!!” He shouted. You both laugh and finish up the cookies.

[ink-on-the-brink]

Tips for writing accents

I made a list for these a while ago but I had to update a bunch of stuff recently so I thought I'd post it.

Accents below are: southern, Scottish, German, French, Russian, Boston and Australian

Note: these tips are only found through my personal expirence and research (which is always fairly limited) so if anything's weird I apologize

Southern accent

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When writing anything ending in ing ALWAYS remove the g and replace it with a '

Ex: I was sitin' watchin' my game.

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Replace to (not too or two) with ta

Ex: "Trying ta work is hard. Too hard"

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When they have a strong accent, replace long I's with 'Ah'

Ex: "Ah was silent and Ah hated mah life"

Note: try not to change long I's in the middle of words (such as silent). Even if it is how it sounds in real life it just makes it too hard to read

Exception: You can change the long I sound in the middle of a word if it is a name.

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Contractions everywhere. Ain't, can't, don't, all of them. Use them all. Use them when you're not supposed to! Such as with its, of and than. Instead of its write s' infront of a word, insted of of write 'a at the end of a word and instead of than write 'n at the end of a wod.

Ex: "s'rather nice outside'a town. Rather stay here'n inside"

Exception: any word ending with an a can be left alone when it comes to adding 'a at the end. So so you don't have to put kinda'a. You can just leave it as kinda. Same with 'n and words like than.

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Dad is called pa and mom is usually maw

Ex: "mah maw and pa are at home right now"

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Replace you with ya

Ex: "ya seem to be havin' trouble"

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A southern accent is rather lazy, but not written in stone. Usually when a charecter gets upset their accent might get stronger but in the case of a southern accent it actually tends to get a bit weaker. The points it gets weakest at are wherever you have them speaking with the most emphasis.

Ex: 'ya are the lowest'a the low' would change to 'you are the lowest of the low'

Exception: ALWAYS follow the ing rule. Always. No matter what.

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Howdy and Y'all are still very much used all the time. Y'all is how to address any group of two or more people and howdy is how to say hi 87% of the time.

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Terms of endearment are used rather flipently. Sweetheart, darling, bo, partner, you get it. So unless they're being serious(and sometimes even then), it's good to use these terms. Also southerners use these terms even when they're being mean. Sweetheart (derogatory)

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Any time you're making comparisons or exaggerations use stranger terms that stay with a southern theme.

Note: exaggerations tend to be turned into comparisons.

Ex: 'Thats thing's huge!" And 'That looks like crap'

turn to

'That thing's bigger'n a tornado in a cornfield!' And 'That looks worse'n a chicken in a fox house'

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Scottish

Mom and dad are maw and da

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Write me instead of my

'me da was a great man'

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Instead of you write ye (for emphasis) or yeh (when relaxed). Also write yer instead of your.

Ex: "yeh've never seen me hair before?" Or "ye better keep yer damn trap shut boyo"

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Follows the same ing rule as a sothern accent. Always get rid of the g and replace it with '

Ex: "We were drawing, writing and singing"

turns to

"We were drawin', writin' and singin'"

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Men are lads and woman are lasses

"The lads and lasses are dancin'"

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Little turns to wee

Ex: "she was a wee lass" or "just a wee bit more"

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When you have anything with a 't contraction, keep the from half of the word and replace the 't with nnae

Ex: "can't, don't and isn't" turn into "cannae, donnae and isnnae"

Note: 'going to' also applied to this rule as gonnae

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When ow is at the end of a sentence and it makes and oh sound, replace it with a.

Ex: "window, elbow and arrow" turn into "winda, elba and arra"

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And, of course, there are a lot of random Scottish words and specific expression. The one's I have I'll list here, but I'm sure there is a LOT more.

Yer bums out the winda - you're not making sense

Backy - smoke, tobacco

Ball bag - insult

Bonnie - lovely, beautiful, sweet

Balloon - idiot

Bairn - child

Boggin - dirty

Crabbit - grumpy

Daftie - light insult

Bowfing - heavy insult, ugly

Steamin - drunk

Mink - gross person

Numpty - idiot (light insult)

Skelp - to hit lightly

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German

W sounds are replaced with v sounds

Ex: "we are one team" turns to "ve are vone team"

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Th sounds are replaced by z sounda

Ex: "that thing over there" turns to "zat zing over zere"

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When at the beginning of a word, s sounds turn to sh sounds

Ex: "seashells are super small" turns to "sheashells are shuper shmall"

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Y sounds turn to J sounds

Ex: "you know you like New York" turns to "jou know jou like New Jork"

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French

Again Th sounds turn to z sounds

Ex: "that thing over there" turns to "zat zing over zere"

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H sounds are silent and thus are replaced with '

Ex: "her hair is highlighted" turn to "'er 'air is 'ighlighted"

Note: there are still h's in the sentence but they are already silent so you shouldn't remove them.

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Russian

Small i sounds should be replaced by an ee sound

Ex: "the little man had kittens and kicks" turns to "the leetle man had keetens and keecks"

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Similar to a German accent, the w sounds are replaced by v sounds

Ex: "we are one team" turns to "ve are vone team"

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Boston accent

Th sounds are replaced by d sounds

Ex: "that thing over there" turns to "dat ding over dere"

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Another repeat of the ing rule, however this can be ignored liberally. So you can use it all the time, none of the time or only half the time and it still remains the same.

Ex: "We were drawin', writin' and singin'"

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Another use of lot of contractions, however you don't want to make any new ones up here. Just use them whenever there's a chance to.

Ex:"I will not, but why can I not?" Turns to "I won't but why can't I?"

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Australian

An Australian accent is mostly just slang words so if you're trying to write this I suggest you just look up a bunch of those words and use them. However I still have a few basic rules.

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Long I sounds are replaced with oi.

Ex: "I think nice people are liars" turns to "Oi think noice people are loiars"

Note: when it comes to y's that make a long I sound, just put an o in front of the y

Ex: "why is it my time to cry" turns to "whoy is it moy toime ta croy"

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Replace to (not too or two) with ta

Ex: "Troying ta work is hard. Too hard"

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The ing rule is back. Replace that g with a '. And again, it can be used liberally. Sometimes, all the time or none of the time. Just depending on how thick the accent is.

Ex: "We were drawin', wroitin' and singin'"

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And that's it! I hope this was able to help a few of you since having it all written down most defiantly helps me.

[mayday1284]

Valentines Day with the LotR/Hobbit boyss

Ahh the day of love, overpriced and super crazy in our world. But what about in theirs?

For sanity reasons, I didn’t write something for EVERYONE and these are drabbles, so if you didn’t see your fave I’m sorry,but you can always request a Matchup, even if you want me to write you one for a specific person!

Aragorn-

Boy I always start with him huh, anyways.

-He is a very secretive person, so I think he’d do a small surprise. I’m talking a candlelit dinner where you two can just be.

-He is super sweet to you all day, you might drown in love.

-He isn’t one to buy a ton of stuff for you but he legit will make you a necklace or bracelet its really cute

-Cuddle sessions babey its always a good time, he is a great cuddler

Legolas-

Ah our resident elf boyo

-So precious will ask everyone he knows for advice

-He doesn’t wanna mess up ok?!?!

- Settles for a boat ride

-Its a small but lovely boat, and its filled with blankets and pillows

-You head out to the middle of a lake and just lie down, holding each other and looking up at the stars

-He will tell you he loves you so much, he wants you to know its true

Thranduil-

When I tell you I looked at that gif a bit too long

-For him I think it’s super important to get away from it all for a day.

-You two will set out to a small cabin he has and just exist

-You talk of the past and the future

-You cook dinner together how domestic

-He needs a little help knowing what to do, he doesn’t do this often but he wouldn’t want anyone else but you to help him.

-SLEEPIN IN LATE WHOO

Thorin- 

Have a gif where he isn’t insane (he’s so broody wow)

-He’s also a king so again, he wants to get away.

-Small day journey out of the mountain

-Y’all camp I adore it omg

-Watching this man put up a tent is a WHOLE experience lemme tell you 

-Muscle city babey

-You two make a small meal and stargaze

-He knows so much about constellations so you can talk for hours

-Holds you as often as he can as he recalls how lucky he is that you stuck by him

Fili- 

-He wants you to be able to protect yourself and this is the best way in his mind

*What a man starts playing as the door opens*

-Sword fighting lessons!

-He is such a good and patient teacher its the best, you always have a funky fresh time

-When you finish its showering (maybe together who knows) and raiding the kitchens

-lotta bread, he’s a bread man (not actually made out of bread but you ya know)

-You sit on the balcony in the front of the kingdom and just watch life

-It was so important for him to get home and you got to see it happen

Fili-

I’M SO SOFT FOR THAT GIF HOW EVEN

-Maybe steals the idea from his brother and hosts a one-on-one archery lesson!

-Watching him work is an experience man...his chest against your back...his face so close to yours...his breath on your cheek....Where was I?

-He is so excited he might not be the best teacher cos he kinda skips parts trying to get to the fun stuff

-Pony rides after, you maybe race (you win whoops)

-Sitting in front of a fire and just holding each other

Bilbo-

Can I date a hobbit pretty pleaseee

-You bake bread together change my mind

-Its super soft and domestic, you guys dancing around each other in the kitchen knowing your patterns

-You sit in the living room and read your favorite books to each other 

-Make tea late in the night and dance in the dark kitchen to the sound of his humming

-Sleeping late again man I’m just saying, it’s like the best Valentine’s day gift

Bard-

ITS MAH MANS WHOO LOOK AT HIM GO

-It ain’t easy being king of Dale but having you as his advisor makes it so much easier

-But he wants to relax every once in a while

-You surprise him with something on Valentine’s day cos he’s so busy

-Super small picnic on the top of the highest building in Dale

-He is so surprised and very touched meanwhile you’re sitting there trying to figure out if the silence is happiness or annoyance

-Once he scoops you up in the biggest hug you get your answer

Boromir-

I kinda already did his but lets do it again babey!

-He gets really upset

-Because NOTHING is working, plans falling through, flowers wilting, its a disaster

-But you are so touched that he made dinner, even if you can’t tell what it is under the char

-So you redo dinner together and its super sweet

-Then its cuddling while drinking wine (how domestic ugh)

-He’s just so lucky to have you, so he lets you know

-By proposing (I’m a sucker for this ok)

-You wouldn’t really see it coming because you were both ok with where you were

-But he’s ready for forever as long as its with you

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OK WOW THAT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE

Again I’m sorry if I didn’t do your fave if you want, you can ask for Headcannons with a specific person and I’ll do my best to write them

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[baebeyza]

Top 4 or 5 I dunno

Am bored so imma just list my faves for characters who have at least 4 different versions in the cartoons

(this was more than I expected, so it's under the cut-)

Shockwave!

1. TFP (Just a fucking pissy and spiteful babe with the sexiest design) 2. Energon (jerkiest jerk ever) 3. TFA 4. G1 5. Cyberverse

Soundwave!

1. TFP (My brother's favourite transformer, that gotta mean something) 2. G1 3. Cybertron (I'd love him more if he wasn't in like, 6 episodes total) 4. Headmasters 5. Cyberverse

TFA Soundwave just aint sexy, I am sorry- and neither is RID15 Soundwave after his upgrade u.u WFC Soundy just didn't do much

Prowl!

1. RiD01 (Middle child) 2. Energon (a little eager boyo) 3. TFA 4. G1 5. WFC

Only reason I chose WFC over Cyberverse here is that I fucking forgot he even was in Cyberverse, so he obviously couldn't leave a big impression on me

Ratchet!

1. TFP (Especially that german voice OuO) 2. WFC 3. TFA 4. G1 5. RiD15

Putting RiD15 Ratchet above Cyberverse Ratchet because he says "I needed that" :D Also, in Prime Wars he seems to exist because Windblade mentions him once, but we never see him

Roddy!

1. G1 (Original boi) 2. Energon 3. Prime Wars 4. Cyberverse 5. TFA

Headmasters Roddy gets no place in this for just fucking off and never coming back-

Ultra Magnus!

1. G1 (love of my life) 2. WFC 3. RiD01 (the bitch version-) 4. Headmasters 5. TFP

Fun fact: In the japanese version of Armada he exists as well, but not really as a character, just as an upgrade for Prime in the last season of the show that just existed for some reason - in the english version that upgrade is called Overload :D (but sometimes gets called Ultra Magnus too because the english script writers for the show were kinda high or something)

Oh, and in TFA I aint all that hype for him

Hot Shot!

1. Cybertron (A cutie) 2. Energon (A mature cutie) 3. Armada (I don't even care about this boi, but I can't put him below the other two) 4. RiD01 (I can't remember anything he ever did) 5. TFA (I couldn't even remember him existing)

Arcee!

1. G1 (Original girl) 2. TFP 3. Cyberverse 4. WFC 5. Energon

She's also in Headmasters as a secretary - a downgrade from G1. And in TFA she didn't leave much of an impression on me :/

Wheeljack!

1. Cyberverse (Such crazy uncle energy) 2. Energon (He's only called Wheeljack in original version - and I fucking loved the way he talked man, his voice and accent were just so damn epic) 3. TFP 4. G1 5. WFC He is in TFA, but I can't remember anything he ever said in those 3 minutes of screentime

Perceptor!

1. Prime Wars (Of course, he was so cute and funny!) 2. G1 (Cutie!) 3. Cyberverse 4. Victory (his one job of telling Ginrai he cannot be repaired was better than anything he ever did in TFA - at least he had a damn on-screen job! xD) 5. TFA

Some Minicon in Armada is called Perceptor, but bugger me if I fucking remember which one it was

Grimlock!

1. RiD15 (Fave of the whole show, such a sweetheart! <3) 2. G1 3. Prime Wars 4. Cyberverse 5. TFA

Rid01 also has a Grimlock, but he ain't even a Dino in it

Bumblebee!

1. RiD15 (A sin, I know, but I'm not hot on Bee in general and I just found this one the most appealing) 2. Cyberverse 3. TFP 4. G1 5. TFA

I know he's in RB, but I havent watched that yet so I can't talk

Sky/Jetfire!

1. Cybertron 2. Energon 3. Armada (one of the only two characters I actually liked in the whole show-) 4. G1 5. WFC

TFA version wasn't all that hot to me

Megazarak/Scorponok!

1. Energon (a goodie) 2. Headmasters 3. Beast Wars 4. WFC 5. RiD15

Bro I remember nothing about him in G1, that 4th season was so damn forgettable and weird, that even the RiD15 version stuck to me more

Fortress Maximus!

1. Headmasters (Master SWOOOORD- <3) 2. Prime Wars 3. RiD01 4. G1 (I can remember this version better than Scorponok at least)

Sideswipe!

1. RiD15 2. Armada 3. G1 4. WFC

As with Bee, can't judge his RB version

Blurr!

1. G1 (BOI) 2. TFA (handsome boi!) 3. Cyberverse (I just remember that he dies) 4. RiD15 (Just here because I liked him more than in Armada) 4. Armada (he aint even boi, but he has the name so whatever)

He's in Headmasters too and he fucks off with Roddy, so SHAME ON YOU

Cyclonus!

1. G1 (The only version I give a shit about- the others are just a contest about which I care less) 2. Energon 3. Armada 4. RiD15 5. TFA

Headmasters Cyclonus gets disqualified for the AUDACITY TO BE A WHIMP!

Galvatron! (disclaimer - versions that are really just Megatron-repaints don't count. Also for the Unicron Trilogy, I go by the japanese versions because I hate the english one when it comes to him and Megatron)

1. Energon (In japanese, its always Galvatron from the start, the character never was "Megatron" and bro do I love him!) 2. G1 (The original crazy man, you go babe! 3. Beast Wars II 4. Headmasters 5. WFC (Hope he gets to be awesome in Kingdom! ~)

Unicron!

1. Beast Wars Neo (personality babey) 2. TFP 3. Prime Wars 4. G1 5. Armada (at least he had Sideways here) I mean he is in Energon, but is barely a character...

Red Alert!

1. Cybertron 2. G1 3. Armada 4. WFC 5. TFA

Fun fact: Energon Prowl is Red Alert in japanese and Armada Red Alert is Ratchet in japanese-

Skywarp!

1. G1 (Aesthetics ~) 2. Beast Wars II (totally different character btw, but again - Aesthetics ~) 3. Cyberverse (girl Aesthetics ~) 4. WFC 5. TFA (anti-aesthetics!)

There be a lot of seekers in Prime Wars, but they all die without ever showing a robot-mode so who gives a fuck man

Thundercracker!

1. Cyberverse (It's the moe-effect) 2. Cybertron 3. G1 4. TFA 5. WFC

Thrust!

1. Beast Machines 2. Beast Wars II 3. Armada 4. G1 5. Cyberverse (Couldn't remember him in this thing either)

The Quintessons!

1. Energon (Alpha Q Disney Princess) 2. G1 3. WFC 4. Cyberverse

Alpha Trion!

1. G1 (This is the only version I have spent any thoughts on-) 2. TFA 3. Cyberverse 4. WFC 5. Headmasters

Man, at least in Headmasters he had a body compared to TFP-

Metroplex!

1. Cybertron 2. Headmasters (just for that one scene in which he says that Magnus would have wanted to be buried on Earth) 3. Prime Wars 4. G1

Jazz!

1. G1 2. TFA 3. RiD15 4. Headmasters (mah man Marshall, eh?)

Scourge!

1. Cybertron 2. RiD01 3. G1 4. Headmasters

Cliffjumper!

1. Energon (Character is called Overdrive in japanese but whatever) 2. TFP 3. G1 4. TFA 5. WFC (forgot he was in it)

Ironhide!

1. Energon (The boi) 2. G1 3. RiD01 4. TFA 5. WFC (5 seconds or something)

Omega Supreme!

1. Energon 2. G1 3. TFA 4. WFC

Laserbeak!

1. TFP (Of course-) 2. G1 3. Cyberverse 4. RiD01 5. Cybertron

Sorry, WFC Laserbeak u.u And who cares for Armada Laserbeak-

Mirage!

1. Energon (the Decepticon who is IN LOVE WITH MEGS/GALVS, what more do you want! Also he cute-) 2. RiD01 3. G1 4. WFC

Chromia!

1. Cybertron (In japanese Thunderblast's name is Chromia- forgive me not sticking to one language here x'D) 2. WFC 3. G1 4. Cyberverse

Menasor!

1. RiD15 2. Prime Wars 3. G1 4. Cybertron

Bulkhead!

1. TFA 2. TFP 3. Energon (Sprung in japanese) 4. RiD15

[apenapaperandadoofus]

How about headcanons of the MC in a polyamory with Jumin, Saeran and Saeyoung? What do you think they’d like to do together? How do their dynamics work in your eyes? (Would love to gush about my opinions too!)

Ohhh that’s good!

Let’s see!

So I’m imagining that the three of them fell in love with the MC, and at one point they decided to ask them which one would they choose

The MC says that they likes the three of them equally and so they’re kind of in an awkward spot

They’d have to talk it out, and set up some ground rules

At first it’d be pretty hard, since I feel like Jumin would be against sharing, but would open up more to the idea over time

I feel like Saeyoung and Jumin would fight over MC a lot lmao

“They’re supposed to go to this charity event with me Saeyoung”

“NAH BISH WE GOIN TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK” (jk jk)

I also feel that for Saeran you would have to wait a bit for him

Like if you want to do the polyamory relationship as soon as he’s out of mint eye that’s a big nope

He would need time to first, learn to love himself and you know, go back to normal

Honestly with Saeyoung and Jumin there would be a big fight over who gets to pamper the MC the most

Saeyoung will buy chocolates and make robots for valentines day

And Jumin will buy tons of super expensive jewelry, chocolates from Germany and a giant ass teady bear

And the MC will obviously be like “Aw thank you to the both of you! I love all these presents!”

And Jumin and Saeyoung would just try to see who won

But then Saeran gets them this super beautiful flower that has like a super cute meaning

(And you know my boy won)

Sometimes is the simple stuff lol, but I mean it’s Saeran, if he gave me a trash bag I’d treasure it for the rest of my life

Also Saeran will sometimes act as if he doesn’t care if you’re spending more time with the other two

But you know he will get a bit pouty

So you have to give him tons of affection to assure him that you love him too!

Also if you spend time with Jumin, Saeyoung will definitely stsrt begging for attention

“MC, spoil meeeee”

The one good thing about you being with Jumin for Saeyoung though

Is ELLY

So now if Jumin wants to spend time with you, Saeyoung has the dibs for Elly lmao

Jumin would hestitanly agree if Saeran watches over him

Honestly I feel like Jumin and Saeran wouldn’t have any problems

They’re both pretty chill lmao

I feel at one point they WILL want to get married to the MC

So they will probably have to choose to marry one but will still be with the other two!

Honestly MC’s days would be filled with so many adventures!

Going on a scavenger hunt with Saeyoung, then eating at this fancy restaurant with Jumin and then helping Saeran with his garden

*gasp* Jumin could totally give Saeran his garden

Imagine how happy mah boy would be

Everyday you would go up to the rooftop and spend some time with him

One time the three of the guys will try to all garden together

But then Saeyoung starts throwing dirt everywhere

And Jumin is just done with his bs

So while Saeyoung, Saeran and you garden

He will be on a chair relaxing or reading

While listening to some classical music

Ohhh and then on RFA parties they would all take turns dancing with the MC

Jumin will dance to like this jazz music, everyone will have eyes on you two since you look like the perfect couple dancing

Then Saeyoung and you would just do meme dances

Omg the Macarena lmao

And with Saeran you will hold each other close, and sway a bit while he whispers how much he loves you in your ear

Thenn it becomes night time! And oh boy

I don’t think they would all like to sleep on the same bed

Because I feel like Saeyoung would just kick Jumin whenever he can lmao

Also imagine how hot that thing would be?!

So they probably decide like on this day MC is gonna sleep with Saeyoung, and then on the other one with Jumin and then Saeran

Although sleeping with both the twins wouldn’t be bad lmao

Whenever Jumin leaves for a business trip he tries to finish it as fast as possible

Because he doesn’t want the MC to spend too much times with the other boyos

But then the twins take the chance and spend all the time with you

You’ll be cooking and Saeran will be beside you while Saeyoung hugs you from behind

Or you’ll be watching TV and Saeran will be laying on your lap and Saeyoung on your shoulder

Now Imma add some kinky stuff lmao

So since my boys Saeyoung and Jumin are both into BDSM, get ready for the time of your life!

You’ll be with blindfolds while Jumin kisses you, Saeyoung is giving you oral and you give Saeran a hand job

Oh and Saeran would be the one who focouses on your chest

While Jumin is trailing kisses down your neck

And Saeyoung is kissing your legs and giving you oral

And honestly I feel like all of them would tease you

They would stop when you’re about to come and will wait for you to beg for them

Very nice 😏😏😏

Honestly Jumin and Saeyoung can’t be on the same page on lots of things, but when it comes to pleasuring you

OH BOYYY

Then when you finish it’s like the time where you will all cuddle

Saeyoung on one side, Jumin on the other and Saeran lying kind of on top of you laying on your chest.

It would take a lot of work, and communication is the key lmao, like in every relationship.

But if you talk it out I fell like it’d definitely work!

I would totally like to know how you think it would work too!

I’m sorry I kind of went on a ramble though lmao

But honestly a poly relationship with the three of them? 🤤🤤🤤

Now if it were Zen and Jumin

Just chaos lmao

[polyvirnl]

Coffee Hugs and Ladybugs AU Notes

⚠⚠SPOILERS BEWARE ⚠⚠

Here are mah notes their kind of all over the place srry bt that

Dick, who is under the impression that damian may cool down if he is 'provoked' less and can focus on bettering himself with the help of bruce and himself, (jason is doing his barely at home thing and isint a part of the desicion) sends Tim away.

Some time after Damian is integrated into the household, a video message to the league isseen by Dick, who, after seeing Damian attack Tim again, but act somewhat fine towards himself and cordial towards Bruce and Alfred (Jason is said to be 'on a mission', but he's really just avoiding the mansion, and has barely interacted with the newest Robin), decides to bring up the video to Bruce, and privately claims that Damian might need some time with people who he tolerates or respects, before he can start to act more civilized towards those who dont, and suggests that they send Tim to check out the calls from Paris.

 He then later brings it up after patrol, citing that since Tim has had more speculation about him in the media due to less frequent sightings in public, it could be a good idea for him to go, and Robin hasn't had enough time on the field under Batman's watch to be trusted on an overseas solo mission, and since Jason was still missing and Dick has to be able to take over Batman if Bruce has a meeting elsewhere or is publicly injured, then really, who else could go?

So Tim goes to Paris, low-key upset but also used to it (ahdjdhd the poor guy) so it doesnt draw an akuma, and Bruce emails him a last minute change- not only will he be doing Wayne Enterprise work as his cover up, he is also being forced to enter in a parisian highschool senior year, because it was suggested that he needed to interact more with peers his age, and that it may be possible that a specific school is targeted due to the increased online paris centered reports of the so-called akumas coming from it. 

Enter the Dupain-Chèngs.

Boyo gets coffe from there frequently, not realizing that the girl from some of his classes and also the student council vice president who showed him around the school alongside the student council secretary (uhhh maybe like,,, Felix?) Was the daughter of the bakers and not just a part timer. Bc sleep deprivation.

Befriends Fe, Mari, Max, and becomes acquaintances with Luka.

Jason goes to the mansion a couple times after tim is flown out, and finally when he stays for dinner hes like, i know tim is a work-a-holic and all, but isnt this a little weird? Actually i havent seen him any of the times ive come after my last mission. 

Cue awkward silence and damian looking smug and pretentious, (bc i guess this is anti-damien evn tho i love him op-)

So he finds out that Tim was sent away and when Dick tells him where and why he flips t f out and screams at richard and bruce and then asks alfredo to book him the next flight to Paris.

[dilfweyoun]

imma put this out here and say- i think i know some reasons why i like (& relate to) certain ops more than others. i'll make a list.. so sorry if it's a bit of a read!

Attackers:

���Glaz - he is an artist/sniper. i used to be an artist, and really love snipers lol

•Blitz - it's canon that he uses humour to make people feel better in bad situations. i personally use humour like that as well. (one of the reasons he was my main, cause of his voice lines)

•Montagne - the mountain, the shielder, the protector. he's all of them and more. irl, i'd be considered like him as well. you can rely on him. he has your back (and front!)

•Thermite - we all know he has a thing for nukes/fire/blowing things up. his elite makes him have fire come from his hands! i like fire and explosions n what not too ;)

•Thatcher - y'all already knew i was gonna have him on here. lol anyway. he has an interesting backstory (family was more or less dockworkers), and me personally coming from Alaska- i understand it more. he also has a bit of an aversion to electronic stuff cause it's considered a crutch. while yeah, i use a computer/phone a lot- i can go without them for a decent peroid of time. lived half of my life without them in the first place haha

•Buck - ah yes, my French-Canadian boyo. i think what i like (relate?) the most is- he's from Canada and has a dmr. irl- my grandpa is from Canada and i've used guns similar to a dmr. also Buck was the first dlc op i got (had Ash, Rook, Pulse, & Buck for my first couple weeks of having the game)

•Capitão - we seen his elite reveal, right?👀 looks exactly like my late father. except my father was an Italian/Irish-American. not from Brazil haha

•Hibana - uhm. all i really can say is, she looks a lot like my Alaskan-Hawaiian-Japanese friend. like..it's a bit uncanny😂

•Jackal - mah Spanish boi has insomnia..well, so do i. that's one of the main reasons i can relate to him..also losing family members

•Nøkk - we don't know what she looks like. little to none of my friends know what i look like. when her HEL is active, we can't see her on cams. i'm rarely in photos as well👀 spooky

•Kali - uHhHh. remember what i said about Glaz with the sniper thing. same can be said with my gril over here

towards the end there, i wasn't getting that descriptive haha. sorry bout dat :p anyway

Defenders:

•Tachanka - pRaIsE bE! iT's ThE lOrD!! i'm joking..or am i? ;) in the past, my friends and i (from Alaska) would give each other roles for our 'roleplays' we'd do..mostly on Minecraft haha, and i ended up getting the "Lord" role. so it stuck for awhile lol

•Bandit - dis boyo is like a human Pikachu. i'm a sucker for lore...oof. so when his elite came out, i got interested and immediately bought it haha. we know the story behind it, it's what he looked like when undercover. and i've had some experience doing undercover work. not government official, but still undercover. yknow?

•Jäger - everyone knows he's a pilot, right? whale, some of my family was in World War II and were pilots. it's one of the reasons why i'd say i can sorta relate to him. also the whole mechanic shtick haha

•Doc - for the longest time, i wanted to be a nurse, but my absolute fear of needles has ruined it. (also brain surgery vids make me sick oof :v) but our lil French boi here makes up for it. so i'll play him when i'm in the mood to be a medic person

•Castle - can we get some love for my guy? if i'm being honest tho- he has to be one of the more useful ops, even if people rarely play him. tho he was used a lot when ranked still had hostage mode. cause you use his barricade on the one room in Kafe👌🏻

•Smoke - we knew i was gonna make a bit for him too👀. a bit of a fun fact- i didn't unlock him until Para Bellum / Grim Sky i believe? (got game at end of White Noise) anywho, he's reckless and a thrill-seeker. i'd have to say, i'm a bit of both as well. and we know of his spawning lines, one of them being "This reminds me of the time my uni burned down." which my high school didn't burn down, but the 5th floor of it was destroyed (and parts of the other floors). so i'd say, i somewhat relate haha

•Ela - i don't got much to say other than she looks like my mother. especially in her leaked elite. i showed it to my mother and she agreed. the hair structure, hair style, hair colour (more specifically the Twitch Prime headgear hair colour)

•Vigil - he doesn't know much about his family. and i could say the same as well. i don't know anyone from my late father's side. it wasn't until recent that i found out i have a half-sister and half-brother. both of which..don't know about me

•Maestro - he's Italian. i'm Italian. b o o m (i would've added Alibi as well, but she's actually from Libya)

•Kaid - how do we pronounce his name again? "cayde/cade"? "kai-eed"? however you wish to refer to him as. i took a liking to him because of Kincaid Park in Alaska. the resemblance in names were too similar imo, so whenever people speak of him. all i can think about is the park i'd go to every winter. (almost died there once, but that story is for another time lol)

•Mozzie - yknow..we share the same birthday, except he's 18 years older than me.😅 he's a daredevil and also reckless. and like i said with the Smoks bit, i'm also reckless!

•Warden - kek, his last name is McKinley, and me being from Alaska. his last name reminds me of home. cause we have a mountain called Denali (pronounced as 'den-al-ee', NOT 'den-awl-ee'. thank you very much!!) or known as... Mt. McKinley ;)

all in all, this has been a long post. i'm sorry for all the reading you gotta do. but if any of you want me to post similar things like this, i will! :)

side note- i realise now that i made a lot of mentions of my home..heh, for those who don't know, i lived in Alaska for the first 14-15 years of my life. then i moved to Tennessee (17 now). big oofs

edit: cause i'm lazy af, this post took 2 hours to make instead of less than 30 minutes

[yellowcurtqins]

If each Andi Mack kid were a colour what would they be

Cyrus: soft blue bc hes soft and kind

Andi: yellow bc shes optimistic

Buffy: orange bc she FIERY

Amber: DARK RED in her confident state, soft pink in her sweet state aka her andi state

TJ: yellow bc hes mah lemon boyo, but also green

Marty: i feel like he would be blue bc hes a softy

Jonah: idk why everyone is yellow to me but hes so optimistic and i love him

[zu-daba]

Who Are You

The warm sun of Durotar shone upon the Shadow Hunter as he quickly gathered his belongings; placing his Rush’kah back on his head and sheathing his glaive on his back while his brow remained creased. A week - He was gone for a week. How did this all happen in a week? All he wanted was to set up farming back in the city, and now he had to deal with some facsimiles attempting to usurp him?

“Zu-Zu..?” Came his mother’s uncertain voice. The Shadow Hunter froze and turned towards her with an apologetic grimace.

“You are leaving..?” She asked.. Her tone and her face fell with dread. He could tell she did not want him to leave - She didn’t even have to say a word.

“Mah city is undah attack, ma’da.. Fiends of shadow an’ void have taken up oah forms ta attack oah ranks; likely conjured by dat C’thraxxi.. Or N’zoth himself. Ah need ta get home ta help dem fight. But..” He paused, taking a deep breath.

Stepping forward, the Shadow Hunter wrapped his arms warmly about his mother and held her close. The cool stormsteel of his protective mask laid against her forehead as he closed his eyes and she gently reached up to return the caring embrace after a moment’s hesitation.

“Ah love you.. Ah am ashamed ah left you alone fah so long, ma’da. You of all people deserved bettah dan what ah gave you. When all of dis is done, ah am gonna bring de whole family here.. Mah sister in faith, Tezuli.. De love of mah life, Mai’jani.. Dem three lil’uns you so excited fah.. You gonna see all of dem. An’ you’re gonna see me again, too.” Drawing back, the Shadow Hunter took her hands in his own and bowed his head in respect.

“Take off your mask,” Zin’adi demanded sternly. “You might be a Chief.. You might be a Shadow Hunter.. But ah am your mada. Let me see my son’s face before you go, if you must leave so soon.”

Taken aback, Zu’Daba laughed; removing his helmet and setting it under an arm to keep safe for later. Without skipping a beat, the older woman leaned up to put a motherly kiss on his cheek before stepping away. Zu’Daba met her gaze for a moment of silence, then smiled.

“You bettah be -safe-, Zu-Zu..” She spoke with her eyes narrowed.

“Ah tell everyone dis.. Ah never promise ta be safe. Safety ain’ a concern for a good Shadow Hunter. Ah sure de Siame Quashi you know will agree.” He replied with a joking snort.

“Ta a little old lady like me? Dey don’ talk. Dey jus’ watch. An’ judge. Probably.” Her shoulders rolled into a shrug as she met his gaze.. No joking.

“..Alrigh’. Ah stay safe as POSSIBLE, mada. Ah live in a jungle full of creatures dat bite an’ war dat nevah ends. Ah promise ah return here alive, someday.” He laid a hand on her shoulder; earning a begrudging nod of acknowledgement.

“Tell ya clan ah said hi.. An’ dat you’re a foccin’ fool fah not even sendin’ a damn lettah ta ya mada fah -eight years-. You don’ gotta tell ya children dat.. But do tell dem ta expect a package of gifts from deir grand-mada.” She wagged her finger at him to a whole cascade of half-guilty, half-humored chortles from Daba.

“Alrigh’.. Alrigh’. Ah will. You best stay safe yaself, mada.. Even if ya are gettin’ on in age, keep on fightin’ off Bwonsamdi for a bit, will you?” He lofted a brow.

“..Don’t you try ya luck with jokes, boyo. Ah’ll pull off ya ear.” She harumphed, but nodded nevertheless. She would be safe..

“Befo’ ah go..” Zu’Daba’s gaze swung over the vast expanse of the Echo Isles. Distant palm trees and the sun setting over the smooth, white beaches were all he saw besides thatch roof-tops and young trolls finding their way in the world.

“Ah still not sure ah have de strength ta see dis through.. You got any wise word fah dat, mada? Ta give me confidence, like you used ta?”

“Hmm..” She chuckled, “No-- But ah do got a question. Who are you, Zu-Zu?”

“Your.. Son?” He blinked quizically.

“No, ya daft fool! You know what ah mean.. You don’t gotta answer et now. Not even for awhile, but think on dat..” He reached up to pat his cheek; smiling warm and then jabbing her thumb against his shoulder.

“Now get goin’! Ya clan’s waitin’ fah you. Don’t let dem start thinkin’ you are some absentee Chief. You don’ live here anymore.. Ah don’ tink they would treat you like Vol’jin when you came back.” She grinned cheekily as he rolled his eyes and turned around. “Loa guide you, Zu-Zu..”

“Loa guide you an’ shadows guard you, mada. Ah’ll be back.” He called in return as his steps brought him down out of the Darkspear Hold and through the training grounds. When he finally reached the pier, he paused and looked up into the sky; putting his Rush’kah on. The sapphire light of it blazed outwards as he took a deep breath and the voices of the loa returned to him.

“I am a Shadow Hunter..”

“I am Chief Zu’Daba..”

“An’..”

[minijenn]

And now, cause im bored, here's every chapter of Keys briefly summed up in just a few words each (possible spoilers ahead??)

Prologue: The Thirteen Keys: MoM fucks with his students, what else is new

Chapter 1: Remaining Recusant: Riku rescues his boyfriend through the power of Gay

Chapter 2: To Guard the Light: Bunch of boring lore but Sokai makes it worth it

Chapter 3: To Seek the Darkness: Organization shenanigans; Vanitas divorces his shitty, abusive not-dad

Chapter 4: Hero to Zero: Uhhhhh fuckin' Hercules or somethin idk

Chapter 5: Go the Distance: Rage Mode angst is Fun

Chapter 6: Wandering in the Dark: Riku gets a haircut in the Realm of Darkness and Sora really needs to stop lying to everyone

Chapter 7: Promising Beginnings: Kairi and Lea are forced to wear a "get along" shirt

Chapter 8: Lazy Afternoon Streets: Sora has an Identity Crisis part 1

Chapter 9: At Dusk: YA STUPID ORG XIII FUCKHEADS BEST LEAVE MY SON ALONE OR ELSE ILL THROW HANDS

Chapter 10: Sinister Whispers: ^^^ BASICALLY THAT AGAIN ONLY I MEAN IT THIS TIME

Chapter 11: You've Got a Friend in Me: Being a living toy has gotta create some sorta existential crisis, right?

Chapter 12: To Infinity and Beyond: JEN IS GONNA THROW HANDS WITH YOUNG XEHANORT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM

Chapter 13: Chase the Shadows: Detectives Mickey and Riku play a round of "Where's Terra?" And fail miserably

Chapter 14: Paradise Found: Fun with Balloons and Grumpy Geriatrics

Chapter 15: Adventure is Out There: Sora may or may not fall to his death from ridiculously high up in the air i dont fuckin know

Chapter 16: Unspoken, Unheard: Kairi writes Sora a bunch of letters cause she loves him so much but wont say it cause she shy ahah

Chapter 17: How Far I'll Go: MOANA AND SORA ARE MY NEW BROTP

Chapter 18: Know Who You Are: Vanitas gets yeeted by the Ocean cause he a naughty boyo

Chapter 19: The Streets of San Fransokyo: Sora doesnt understand how Technology works what else is new?

Chapter 20: Immortals: everything's all fun and games until Sora's dumbass self-sacrifical complex kicks in (again)

Chapter 21: Depths of Despair: LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA THROW HANDS WITH MALEFICENT NOW TOO

Chapter 22: Rise and Fall and Rise Again: Sora and Kairi hang out and DAMMIT JUST KISS ALREADY YOU DORKS

Chapter 23: The Lost Empire: Lingering Will pops in to say hi and also uhhhh whatever the fuck happens in Atlantis goes down idk

Chapter 24: Where the Dream Takes You: Sora may or may not have PTSD, boi should probs go see a therapist

Chapter 25: Drowning in Darkness: Aqua throws hands then proceeds to get Norted

Chapter 26: I See the Light: Basically KH3's take on Corona but things actually make sense this time

Chapter 27: What Once Was Mine: In which that bit from KH3 where Marluxia knocks Sora out actually leads to some legit payoff smh

Chapter 28: Firsthand Experience: Kairi and Lea take a trip to Disney World and yeet Vanitas (again) right the fuck outta there

Chapter 29: The World Es Mi Familia: Being an (unliving) skeleton also is bound to raise an existential crisis, right?

Chapter 30: Recuérdame: I cry while writing this chapter, both for my baby Xion and because Coco is just that damn tearjerking

Chapter 31: Destined Reunion: ALL THE POLY DESTINY TRIO FEELS

Chapter 32: Something There: At this point even Riku be lookin at Sora and Kairi and shouting "KISS ALREADY YOU ADORABLE DORKS"

Chapter 33: Tale as Old as Time: Sora commits an Actual Murder (am i kidding? Who knooooows)

Chapter 34: The Realm of Darkness: DARK AQUA CAN STEP ON MAH FACE IMO

Chapter 35: Rise to the Light: Great, now Aqua has PTSD too, thanks for nothin, Mickey

Chapter 36: Return to Depart: Sora has another Identity Crisis, part 2

Chapter 37: Broken Chains: Vanitas challenges Sora and Ven to a fight in the Denny's parking lot and fucking loses what else is new

Chapter 38: So This is Love: YES THEY FINALLY KISSED THOSE DORKS

Chapter 39: Almost There: Frogs and also like... Voodoo and so many BBS callbacks so damn many

Chapter 40: Dig a Little Deeper: Sora is too damn stubborn to admit he needs help what else is new

Chapter 41: Follow the Light: Wayfinder Family Reunion saves my life

Chapter 42: Solving Mysteries, Rewriting History: Sora and Goofy meet Donalds family (who then proceed to take the piss outta Donald cause this is Ducktales fam why wouldnt they)

Chapter 43: The Other Promise: Sora has yet another Identity Crisis, part 3

Chapter 44: Vector to the Heavens: Sora and Roxas drink their "Respect and Protect Xion" juice

Chapter 45: Another Arabian Night: Sora, Roxas, and Xion fuck around in a B-list Disney Direct to Video Sequel

Chapter 46: Out of Thin Air: GONNA THROW HANDS WITH XEHANORT HIMSELF THIS TIME AROUND GET AWAY FROM MY SON YA OLD FUCKHEAD

Chapter 47: Alone on the Run: Sora has a Bad Time, Riku and Kairi also have a Bad Time, generally everyone has a Bad Time

Chapter 48: Trust No One: Ven and Roxas add onto the never ending Twin Pile that apparently exists in Gravity Falls

Chapter 49: Not What He Seems: I KNOW ITS NOT UF BUT LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA THROW HANDS WITH BILL CIPHER ANYWAY SOMEHOW

Chapter 50: A Heart Torn Between: Vanitas learns that Girls exist while Sora continues to have a Very Bad Time

Chapter 51: Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride: Riku's goin on a twink hunt, and dont think he dont know how to weeeeed em out

Chapter 52: Aloha 'Oe: Sora and Riku get into a bit of a lover's spat dont worry about it its nothin serious dont worry about it

Chapter 53: Treasured Memories: Namine is the Very First Person Ever to tell Vanitas he has emotional issues, its about damn time

Chapter 54: Let It Go: KAIRI'S FUCKIN PISSED SHE GONNA BRING HER DAMN DUMBASS WAYWARD BOYFRIEND HOME ALREADY DAMN also Sora hangs out with Elsa i guess

Chapter 55: Love Will Thaw: KAIRI KICKS EVERYONES ASSES INCLUDING SORA'S CAUSE LIKE I SAID SHES FUCKIN PISSED

Chapter 56: Back Into the Fold: Sora doesnt have an Identity Crisis anymore but he sure as hell has Anxiety now, part 4

Chapter 57: Farewell to the Wood: Absolute tone whiplash, brought to you by Winnie the Pooh and Sora's ongoing Existential Crisis too

Chapter 58: Link to All: Everyone just cries a lot for an entire chapter cause they all know they boutta fuckin dieeeee

Chapter 59: Face My Fears: I systematically rip every single one of our protagonists hearts out and stomp on each of them with no remorse whatsoever

Chapter 60: Fragments of Light: The B-Squad saves the day

Chapter 61: The Thirteenth Vessel: Sora hangs out with his New Fam, otherwise known as Organization XIII, family fun ensues and it totally isnt a massive angstfest i dont know what you mean

Chapter 62: Key to the Heart: Riku and Kairi throw hands with their boyfriend while also trying to save their boyfriend it makes sense if ya dont think about it

Chapter 63: The Final World: Sora is McFuckin dead and chilling in heaven with a cute baby plushie cat (hey its not a spoiler if KH3 did it first)

Chapter 64: At Daybreak: "But Jen, if you hate KHX so much then why do you keep making so many references to it???" BECAUSE THATS WHY NOW SHUT UP

Chapter 65: The Keyblade War: Keyblade Fight Club, either you Die or you DIE

Chapter 66: Clash of Light and Darkness: Bunch of teenagers throw hands with some bald old fuckhead, but in the end nobody wins except me

Chapter 67: Kingdom Hearts: You know you're in for something fucking nuts when the chapter title is named after the entire series

Chapter 68: The King and the Crown: Jen pulls off a plot twist so mind blowingly ridiculous that it would probably make Tetsuya Nomura blush

Chapter 69: Reconnect: Everyone has a happy ending except no not really i lied

Chapter 70: Don't Think Twice: Oops I Lied again :)

Epilogue: Dearly Beloved: Fuck KH3's ending this is my new canon now

[razzlekitty]

OC Interview with Raz

I got tagged by @rheisa-midnightfury and while reading over their answers I just thought if answered by Raz it’d be most interesting. 

I’m tagging: Who ever wants to do this! 

1. What’s your name?

“Wolfmon Raziax. But ju ken call meh Raz.”

2. What is your real name?

He paused and blinked before flashing a cheeky grin. “Tusky D. Da heck mon. Raziax be me real name.”

3. What is that huge bottle of wine is for?

“Dis? Oh no mon. I be a brew kinda boyo. I promise Sashrui I pick dis up fah her. She like dat weird elf stuff. Nah my taste if ja ask.”

4. Are you single or taken?

Raz gave a pause. Looking down with a sigh. He shifted his weight and shrugged. “Single. Tings jus’ didn’t work out in da end. No bad feelins ‘tween us. Tings jus’ nah meant t’be.”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

“No ‘hooby jooby’ as Bru’mon say, ha! But I nah a bad shot wit a bow.” He winks. 

6. I'm afraid we don't have time for long answers. So can you just tell the... main point.

“I given ya short answers! Da heck ju want?!”

7. What’s your eye color?

“Deep amber, I been told.”

8. How about your hair color?

“Bright red an’ I brush et back like a wolf’s mane.”

9. Have you any family members?

“Aye. Got mah sistah. We be close cos we be all we got. Mah mum died when I be very little. But she taught me many good tings b’fore Bwonsamdi take ‘er. I dun like talkin’ bout mah fathah but hims very dead.” He said in a cold tone. 

10. Any pets?

Raz looked back at the pack of wolves and anklyodon. His biggest white wolf lay regal next to an equally huge black wolf, whom lay with his head between his paws. A smaller white wolf was closest to Raz. She watched a grey wolf pup bounce and bite playfully with the grey-blue anklyodon. “I gotta few.”

11. Tell me something about, that you don’t like!

“Oi… sumtin I don’ like… I pretteh easy goin’. I don’ like cookin’. Or fishin’. I git bored.”

12. You are the man of many words, aren’t you?

“Aye. I like ta keep ya riveted.” He smirked. 

13. Have you ever hurt anybody before? Physically or verbally?

Raz chuckles and shrugs. “Aye. Someone attacks da caravan I be protectin’ den… yea. Dey gonna got hurt. Usualleh physically.” 

14. Well… both?

“S’pose a broke a few hearts in me younger days. I was nah interested in anyting long term. Told more den a few boyos dey was nuthin’ but a good time.” He shrugged. 

15. And have you ever killed anybody?

“Aye. Like I said. I protect caravans. An’ if bandits attack den dey meet my arrows an’ wolves. But… I once had… a much shadier job. Killed lot more often.” He said looking down. 

16. If you have the chance for revenge, would you take it?

There was a quiet yet dark glint in Raz’s eyes. “When ya go et comin’. Aye. I be happy t’take revenge. But it be rare.”

17. Any hobbies?

He motions to the many hand carved bone jewelry. “I realleh enjoy carvin’ bone. It be soothin’ and sells well when I do sell em.”

18.How about your sexual orientation?

“I do prefer mons to ladies. Honestleh ladies jus’.. well I jus’ nah attracted to em.”

19. Did you go to school or are you currently partaking in any educational courses?

“Ehhhh noo. No school on’ tho Narthok be teachin’ me t’ read an write orchish.”

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids someday?

“Kids? Mebee adopt. Nah to keen makin’ em the traditional way. But married? Ju know. I said once b’fore I nah gonna let a boyo close again so me heart nah got broken an’ I gon’ an’ got et hurt again. I’d like to but is jus’ nah gonna happen ok?”

21. What are you most afraid of?

Raz paused a moment as if reluctant to tell. “Losin’ me sistah. But I see now dat she be far strongah den I give ‘er credit for… And commitment.”

22.. What do you usually wear?

“When out an’ about? Ah casual I wear jus’ leathah pants. Barren’s be a hot place so no shirt usualleh. But I do have full sets of scale or mail armor when out protectin’, huntin’ or fightin’.”

23. Do you love someone?

“Ju askin’ some hard questions.” He sighs. “I did, yes…”

24. When was the last time you wet yourself?

There was a long pause. “Now ju jus’ askin’ weird shit. Ah donno! When I was a babe mebee?!”

25. How many friends do you have?

“Oh lotta friends. Mah best boyo be Nar’thok. Hims a soft spoken Frostwolf but hims an orc. Dey usually speak through action, nah words. Brugran. I’d say hims a friend. Tho hims a hot headed boyo an’ I gotta git quickah t’dodge him fists.” He chuckled. “I’d consider Bear a friend. Good honorable tauren. Sashrui a friend. I guess. Too flirty but good people.”

26. What are your thoughts on pie?

There was a long pause and a quizzical look. “Pie is… alright? I guess? Nah much’ova sweets guy.”

27. Tell me about your favorite place?

Raz smiles as he speaks, “Ju know. B’fore dem demons attacked the Broken Isles, I went on a spiritual journey to meet Goldrinn. Hyjal be an ancient place an’ ju ken feel da powah dere. Ridin’ on wolf back through the forest o’ ancient trees was… Jus’ as spiritual as meetin’ da ol’ wolf.”

28. Are you interested in someone?

He just smiles and shakes his head ‘no’, although it’s clearly a forced smile.

29. You seem a bit dow, is everything ok?

“Ju keep askin’ bout me love life. Which reminds meh of me broken heart.”

30. What’s your bra cup size or how big is your willy, depending on which one applies?

Raz gauffs. “I don’ do peep shows. So ju gonna have’ta jus wonder.”

31. Well then! What is YOUR type?

“I like dem tall boyos. Lanky but masculine. Fit ya know? Long hair. Mature tho. Nah so interested in dems jus’ finishin’ adult rights.” He smiled.

32. You only mentioned (male or female, or other).

“Yea. Jus’ boyos.”

33. Any fetishes?

Raz laughed and waggled his finger. “I don’ kiss an’ tell. But. I do bite.” He grins a wolfish grin. “Das all I’ll say.”

34. Well, I have some other questions, but each is so personal and such… So, I think I’ll leave you alone.

“Ju ask me da size o’mah dick. I dunno how less personal ju ken git.”

[saltylen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOI, RYUJI SUCC-MAH-TOE OOF

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HECK, MY PURE BOYOS

[amerakidom]

May drop other au’s soon!

Hey guys! I’m not dead, i’m only loosing myself in Gintama series. Man i love mah Boyo...

Soooo yeah i may drop some fan art/au about this anime soon... (don’t worry the turtles ask and request are cooming too U-U)

Stay Salty mah babs ♥️

[rootbeergoddess]

Space Brothers

Alright, this is a commission I did for @liliaeth and I really love the idea so much that I might return to it if people are interested. Basically, Star Wars and Guardians of the Galaxy in the same universe. Yondu finds young Finn who is already being brain washed by the First Order. What does Yondu do? Adopt Finn of course! If you like this story, let me know and I Might make a multi-chapter fic inspired by this idea. Also, if you like this story and want to leave me a tip, you can do so here. Thanks @followingnaturespath for the editing.

The boy was young. Much younger than Peter was. Skinner too. Kid probably hadn’t had a decent meal in a while. He was also not good at holding a gun. His form was off and his hands weren’t steady. Yondu stared down at the child who held the gun. His body was shaking and in his eyes, Yondu saw he wasn’t confident. He had heard about how the First Order kidnapped children and brainwashed them. This runt must have been one of the new trainees. Poor little fucker.

“Do ye know how ta use that boyo?”

“Do you submit to the First Order?” The boy replied.

Yondu blinked before throwing back his head and laughing. Shit, they were already lying to this tiny bastard. God, these poor kids.

“Listen here son,” Yondu took a step forward. “I ain’t submitting to nothing. Especially to some fuckers who wanna ta wipe out other planets and control them.”

There was a pause before the boy lowered the gun.

“I don’t want to shoot you,” He threw the gun to the floor. “But they’ll kill me if I let you live.”

“Nah, they won’t kill ye,” Yondu crouch down before the boy. “Now, do ye know who I am?”

“Yondu Udonta, Ravager captain. One of the last Centurians who wields a Yaka arrow that only responds to a whistle.” The boy recited.

“Shit, I’m famous ain’t I?” Yondu grinned. “I can take ye away from this hellhole. If you promise to follow orders, ye can be part of mah crew. Sound good?”

“Your crew? You mean I could be a Ravager?”

“Yep. It’s a pretty sweet gig if I do say so myself.”

Yondu watched the boy’s face as he began to think. It didn’t take him long before he nodded.

“Alright, that’s settled. Come with me.”

Peter had named the boy Finn. When asked when he was called, the youngling had replied with FN-2187. Peter said that wasn’t a name, it was a bunch of letters and numbers. He also said the First Order was dumb if they couldn’t even think of good names for their Stormtroopers. Yondu agreed but he didn’t let Quill know that. But Finn was happy with his new name. Yondu heard the boy whispering the name under breath constantly and each time he did, a smile would appear on his face. It was like Christmas for the kid.

Peter had decided he was going to be the one to take care of Finn, no one else. Peter was only three years older than Finn, but Finn listened to Peter more than anything else. Of course, Finn listened to Yondu but if Kraglin or any of the other Ravagers tried to tell him something, he would turn to Peter and wait for his approval. Yondu found the whole thing both hilarious and adorable but again, he wouldn’t say anything. He had a reputation to keep.

The first few weeks for Finn had been interesting. Yondu remembered watching the boy in the mess hall. He stared at his food, not touching it. Peter had noticed and asked what was wrong.

“This is all mine?” He asked. “I can eat it all?”

“Yeah,” Peter said between bites. “And if you want more, you can get seconds.”

“What are seconds?”

“It’s a second helping.”

“I’m---allowed to do that?” Finn’s eyes went wide.

Peter nodded. Finn then dug into his food, barely chewing. After that, Finn always went to fill his plate with a second helping.

As the years passed, Finn slowly became less meek and at times, he was more annoying at Peter. But for the most part, Finn was more of a thinker than a doer and if he did anything, he planned things out first. By the age of thirteen, he was the person Yondu went for when it came to planning heists. Yes, he trusted a thirteen-year-old more than grown men. Finn never overlooked a detail. He also was an expert flyer which pissed off Peter. Yondu would tease him, saying maybe he should have just kept Finn. This resulted in Peter giving him the bird.

But as he got older, Finn was still close to Peter. They were polar opposites. Finn was calm, calculating and clever while Peter just ran head first into danger. While Peter would flirt with any woman he saw, Finn was nervous but polite. Finn also wasn't’ really a dancer. But for some reason, they worked well together. Peter also chose Finn as his sparring partner and if Peter needed backup, Finn was his only choice. Their loyalty reminded Yondu of his past.

The two of them reminded him of Martinex and Yondu when they were young.

It was sometimes painful to watch his boys but he couldn’t hold it against them. Peter had lost his mother and Finn had never known his family. They found each other. Yondu couldn’t take that away from them. He couldn’t. The world was cruel and being a Ravager was sometimes the cruel fate of all. Finn and Peter needed each other. They always would.

The battle for Xandar had been brutal. Finn thought he would have died that day but Peter and his friends had saved them. He couldn’t believe it. Peter was a hero. A Guardian of the Galaxy. Finn couldn’t help but feel pride. But along with that pride was a small twinge of sadness. There was no way Peter would come back to the fold. He didn’t belong with the Ravagers anymore. Finn knew that. He saw it in Peter’s face, and it hurt.

But Finn wasn’t angry. Sad, yes, but not angry. With a sigh, he turned to head back to the ship.

“Finn!”

Finn turned around as Peter headed towards him. In one hand, he held the orb.

“Wait, didn’t you just---”

“Finn, come with us.”

“Wait what?”

“You don’t belong with the Ravagers but you and I? We’re brothers,” Peter said. “You have to come with us.”

“ But--what about Yondu?”

“Finn, you can explore the galaxy with me and be free. We don’t have to listen to Yondu anymore.”

Peter was right. Both of them were adults. Yondu may have been the captain but he wasn’t their father. Finn had no obligation to stay. Being a Ravager was better than being a Stormtrooper but he had never felt like a Ravager. Ravagers were supposed to be cruel and heartless. Finn had a heart and couldn’t find it in himself to be too cruel. Stealing had always felt wrong to him but he had kept that to himself. The only person who knew about these inner feelings were Peter. Finn told Peter everything. The life of a Ravager wasn’t really for him. While he was grateful that Yondu had saved him, Finn didn’t want to be a pirate for the rest of his life.

“Ask your friends if it’s okay.” Finn finally replied.

Peter beamed.

“How come you are a different color than Quill?”

“Drax! Dude, you can’t ask that!” Peter covered Finn’s ears. “Don’t be talking to my brother like that!”

“Peter, I can still hear you talking,” Finn said.

“It’s okay baby bro, let big brother Peter take care of this.”

“I regret this decision,” Finn sighed. “Maybe Yondu will take me back.”

“C’mon, you know you love me!”

Peter put Finn into a headlock and gave him a noogie. Against his better judgement, Finn started to laugh. Drax watched them, confused. Noogies were a foreign concept to the alien. Was this the way human brothers greeted each other? Once Finn was released from the headlock, Drax decided to ask another question.

“How did Yondu produce such different offspring?”

“Um---Mr. Drax, do you think that Yondu is our father?” Finn asked. “You--you do realize he’s blue right? And we’re---we’re not.”

“But you both look just like him.”

“We do?” Finn looked at Peter. “Should we be insulted? I feel like we should be.”

“Possibly,” Peter shrugged. “But enough about that. Let me show introduce you to the rest of the crew.”

Peter wrapped an arm around Finn before leading him off to the cockpit where Rocket was. The whole time, Peter couldn’t stop smiling. They had saved the galaxy, his record was clean and Finn was going with him. When Peter had left, he felt bad for not telling Finn. He had considered letting Finn in on his plan originally but Peter was afraid that Yondu would catch on. Plus, Finn was so tender-hearted. If Yondu had caught him, Finn would have claimed he was the one at fault.

Peter couldn’t let that happen.

Ever since Finn had joined the Ravagers, Peter felt responsible for him. Peter had once had a family but Finn never got the luxury. The First Order had taken Finn away from his home when he was a child. Hearing that had made Peter angry when he was young. He had been kidnapped when he was younger but Finn had never gotten a chance to even know his family. The worst part was the First Order brainwashed their soldiers. Stormtroopers were taught to only have one allegiance and that was to the First Order.  You had no thoughts of your own. Everything you did, everything you said had to praise the First Order.

What had bothered Peter the most was that Finn had even been given a name but a number. When he told him his ‘name’ Peter decided he wasn’t going to use it and gave Finn a proper name. Finn had deserved that much. In fact, Finn deserved more. He deserved a chance to be a somebody instead of just a Ravager.

“So what do you think of this motley crew?” Peter asked Finn.

“They’re pretty interesting, I’ll give them that much,” Finn said with a smile. “So you’re a guardian of the galaxy?”

“Yeah. And you can be one too. I mean you did help back there with the fight against Ronan.”

“I didn’t do anything.”

“Yeah ya did!” Peter playfully punched Finn’s arm. “I saw you with those sweet piloting moves! I even nudged Gamora and said, hey that’s my brother! That’s Finn.”

“Peter, stop it,” Finn smiled. “If anything, I should be bragging about you. You held an Infinity Stone in your hands. No one can do that.”

“I’m telling you Finn,” Peter wrapped his arm around Finn’s neck. “Stick with me and we’ll go places. Places that aren’t jail cells.”

Finn didn’t say anything. He didn’t have to. All he needed was his brother and the opened vastness of space.