#maguroni my beloved 💟

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My partner and me in unison when we see another post about GLTAS taking over your life:

YOU TWO INTRODUCED ME TO THE SHOW I TURN ON WHEN IM SAD, ANGRY, H WORD, TRYING TO DREAM ABOUT HAL, WANTING TO TURN BRAIN OFF, EVERYTHING

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TOP 5 SPIDERS/PHANTOM TROUPE GO GO GO

Full disclosure I am still only on the auction part so I’m sure i haven’t met all of the spiders yet !!

1. FEITAN

he is my favorite spider without a doubt. I cant help it, he’s literally babygirl who will cut your head off with his bare hands. When I tell you his raspy little moany voice makes me want to commit ATROCITIES I MEAN ITTTTT!!!! he’s a ruthless little thing, and I think he’d blush seeing his cock between my tiddies—

2. UVOGIN

I know I used this gif in another post they’re probably sick of seeing me in their notifications BUUUT how to describe my obsession with how fuckin BIG AND STINKY AND STRONG AND PRIMAL THIS MAN IS

i would like one ( 1 ) minute without air, suffocated under his hairy, sweaty balls. just one, that’s all I ask. I BEG

3. SHALNARK

Sunshine and dandelions, severed heads and blood 🥺🥰 HES SO CUTE. And I’m sorry but blonde anime bitches are the weakness I CANNOT HELP IT the fact that he’s so wicked but also so soft is almost too much for me to handle

4. PHINKS

WHAT IF

I WANTED TO GO TO HEAVEN

BUT GOD SAID

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH BLONDE ANIME MEN

He’s suuuchhh a dick ( affectionate ) and I feel like he would spit in my mouth in public. I like it.

Bro

Number 5 was tough because CHROLLO IS SEXY but I haven’t learned anything about him yet

So I’m sorry but here it is

5. HISOKA

In the wise wise words of Hollywood Undead, I’m

HORNY AS FUCK, PRESSING MY LUCK

i know he’s rotten like ALL THE WAY TO HIS CORE

But he’s so sexy 🥺

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Sooooo my darling Dawl 😊 my bestie 😊 aren’t you so grateful I introduced you to Team Fortress 2 last night 😊

HES VERY SEXY AND I WOULD LET HIM [ redacted ] my [ redacted ] until he [ redacted ] in my [ redacted ] and then I would [ redacted ] ?!!!!!

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MONJIROU

MY SON

MY LITTLE REDNECK

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Since I already asked for Riddle, all the rest of the Heartslabyul boyos too

Trey — cooking with him even though twistunes is the bane of my existence

Cater — every time he says something millennial, even though I die inside

Deuce — when he lost his temper for the first time!! He’s such an angy baby

Ace — when he had that anemone on his head ❤️ he’s so dumb

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Nezuko Kamado

Getting stabbed by sanemi ❤️ ( I’m jealous )

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Eyeing the Giorno edit as the request header pic… perhaps a preview of an incoming Jojo theme? 👀

THE NEXT THEME WILL 100% BE JOJO & PASTELS

How do you call me out every time 😭

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The new Halloween themeeeeeee 🤩

YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HALLOWEEN THEME BUT

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ALSO the pink color scheme and the Bucciarati gang?? Iconic look 😤

BUCCIARATI GANG ARE PRETTY PRETTY GANGSTERS THEY DESERVE THIS COLOR SCHEME

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Yuji Itadori

HEEE IS SOOOO DUMBBB I think of him holding on to that stuffed animal during his training 🥺🥺

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Sangwoo Oh

When he choked yoonbum and came on his feet 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Izaya Orihara

THE ROOFTOP SCENE ( I wish that were me )

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Okuyasu Nijimura

When he and josuke were drunk and acted like bullies 🤧🤧🤧

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Riddle Rosehearts

COLLARING ACE ( I’m jealous 😩 )

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You like dogs more than cats, but you would rather have a hamster if you had that third option 🐹

I will ALWAYS pick the closest thing to a fucking rat 🥰

AND I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER HIS NAME WAS JESSE MCCARTNEY THE SECOND

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Cioccolata is still shtinky but I have read your latest fic like four times over I hope you know this

LSKSKSKSKSK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH