Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH
[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]
[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]
[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]
Celia: hey is there a way to get all the ones about being buried alive or whatever?
Chester, a good boy screaming to be heard: hello 👋 here is a statement about being buried under the weight of countless artifacts 🪔👗📔🐻🪴🗣️🕰️ at the Hilltop Centre branch of the Oxford Peoples Trust 🕸️🕳️😣
(or, you know. It's a warning. For her, or for the listener. Time will tell, babes!)
i just think it’s really chilling how alnewman kept referring to the advice she was getting from other forum members, but every single post had zero comments until the end (it makes me curious as to what the comments on that penultimate post were?)
Viability as subject – none
Viability as agent – low
Viability as catalyst – Medium.
Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment.
what was this magnus institute up to? catalyst to what? a ritual mayhaps? agent of fear? hmmmmmmmmmm
something about how the OIAR is trying to be different/more modern/more put together than the magnus institute they destroyed, even though they’re essentially the same. avatars vs “externals”. named entities vs “powers”. day job vs night job. statements vs cases. archiving vs filing. paper vs computer files. tape recorders vs cctv. tea vs coffee.
the only different is that the institute was trying to stop the Fears while the OIAR is trying to keep them under wraps!! they can try to pretend they’re doing it better and safer and less “involved” than the magnus institute but at the end of the day they’re just as bad!!! if not worse!!!
Norris: the fears can feel like a natural extension of yourself, right up until the moment you lose yourself to them. be careful.
Chester: AVOID THE FUCKING MAGNUS INSTITUTE. WHILE YOU’RE AT IT JUST STAY AWAY FROM ALL STRANGE BUSINESSES. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE DON’T LOOK INTO ANY OF THIS ALONE.
Augustus: if someone wants to give you an evil flesh-violence-murder violin on the side of the road :) you should say yes :)) life is great when you sell your soul :))) sacrificing yourself your peers and the occasional street urchin for your own rise to power is totally worth it :)))) fabulous prizes await you through the eldritch doorway :))))))
OH NO! Someone kidnapped their son! (OR SHOULD I SAY CATNAPPED!? oh my Aristocats era...) Poor General Meows, wait a bit. Your dads will rescue you in a moment!
Tessa Brooks, The Magnus Archives Episode 65: "Binary" // Colin Becher, The Magnus Protocol, Episode 1: "First Shift"
(haha i'm soooo not worried abt whatever the fuck is going on w the computers in TMAGP. i'm fine they're fine we're all fine. let's not spend too much time thinking about it!!!!)