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[kmbrlei]

04. GERMINATION

OF THUNDER & LIGHTNING | 01. BOUQUET | 02. BLOOM | 03. BUD | 04. GERMINATION

In a world where pop media meets military power, an employee meets Magni for the first time, again.

(Side comic to Of Thunder and Lightning)

[idontwikeit]

thanks to @weather-mood, we discovered Interview With the Vampire Season 2 Soundtrack which is yet to be released! The tracklist contains major spoilers so beware! The tracklist details and short samples for free listening is at the end of this post

Imagine Never Being Able To Dream

2. She Could Dream, Thank You

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

3. The Whole World Was Ready To Return

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

4. Paris Sucks

(Daniel Hart, Evan Smith, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

5. Who Are The Young Men

(Daniel Hart, Evan Smith, Marc Osterer, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

6. Armand For You

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

7. Raglan James

(Daniel Hart, Damir Orascanin, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

8. The Fourth Great Law

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

9. A Vein Winding Through The Heart Of Paris

(Daniel Hart, Veronika Vitazkova, Anna Frisanova, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

10. I Don't Like Windows When They're Closed

(Daniel Hart, Alina Cherone, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

11. Amadeo

(Daniel Hart, Eleanor Tinlin)

12. Madeleine

(Shruti Kumar, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

13. Abducted

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

14. Take As Many With Me As I Could

(Daniel Hart, Bobak Lotfipour, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

15. Hello Francis, Goodbye Francis

(Daniel Hart, Evan Smith, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

16. First Time In New Orleans

(Shruti Kumar, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss

17. I Didn't Know It Was A Gift

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

18. Ladies And Gentlemen

(Daniel Hart, Bobak Lotfipour, Hideaki Aomori)

19. Jardin De Satan

(Daniel Hart, Hideaki Aomori)

20. Come To Me Again

(Daniel Hart, Sam Reid)

21. Annika

(Daniel Hart, Iosua Dascal, Damir Orascanin, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

22. Le Bucheron

(Daniel Hart, Damir Orascanin, Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

23. Flirty Salesman Shuffle

(Daniel Hart, Bobak Lotfipour, Evan Smith)

24. Woodcutter

25. The Five Great Laws

26. Baby Lu

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

27. Je N'Aime Pas Fenêtres Quand Fermée

(Daniel Hart, Alina Cherone)

28. For A Young Violinist Again

29. Love Wronged

30. In Nomine Magni

31. Followed Closely By My Madness

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

32. Vien À Moi Encore

(Synchron Stage Orchestra, Bernhard Melbye Voss)

33. Come To Me On Rue Royale

Soundtrack details and samples: https://www.prestomusic.com/classical/products/9625720--interview-with-the-vampire-season-2-original-television-series-soundtrack

[theanticool]

The UFC really stuffed this card with every Canadian they could find on the roster and the only ones to walk away with wins are Gillian Robertson and Jasmine Jasudavicius.

Mike Malott the last chance for Canadian men to score a win on the card tonight and a chance for Malott to set himself on the path of Canadian welterweights before him like RoryMac and GSP.

To be fair, I did get to watch some Mike Malott stuff this week and I think he's actually pretty good. Fun at the very least. Not sure if he's "beat Neil Magny" good. Kind of see why the UFC is giving him this fight though. 32 years old and started his career in 2011. Time is ticking.

[warrenwoodhouse]

Lorem Ipsum and how it is used as the Default Text in the Typesetting Industry

Article by @warrenwoodhouse #warrenwoodhouse

The text is used as a selected buffer as a projection as to what the text should look like once rendered onto different transferable sheets for printing purposes. It is of this, that the great importance of such information is to be explained.

The data is also shown as default text on blogs, websites, etc., which does contain actual Latin. While I tried to translate it using Google Translate, which failed to translate it.

On the plus side, I've included information below that I felt serves the purpose of this documentation.

Common Text

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Original Latin Source

The original version (with the excerpted items highlighted) appears in the 1914 Loeb Classical Library Edition of the De Finibus, Book 1: [32] Sed ut perspiciatis, unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam eaque ipsa, quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt, explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem, quia voluptas sit, aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos, qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt, neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum, quia dolor sit amet consectetur adipisci[ng] velit, sed quia non numquam [do] eius modi tempora inci[di]dunt, ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit, qui in ea voluptate velit esse, quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum, qui dolorem eum fugiat, quo voluptas nulla pariatur? [33] At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus, qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti, quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint, obcaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa, qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio, cumque nihil impedit, quo minus id, quod maxime placeat, facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet, ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat

Original English Source

This is H. Rackham's 1914 translation in the aforementioned Loeb Classical Library edition with the major source of lorem ipsum highlighted: [32] But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing of a pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure? [33] On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammeled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.

Common Text (Continued)

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Great Quotes from the Original Translation

> "No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful."

What Links Here

Lorem Ipsum - Wikipedia

Description of the Lorem ipsum in Word Help - Microsoft Support - Microsoft

"Lorem ipsum" text is derived from sections 1.10.33 of Cicero's De finibus bonorum et malorum (Book 1) - Cicero - Wiki Source

[cryptouro]

Longitude

[32] Sed ut perspiciatis, unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam eaque ipsa, quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt, explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem, quia voluptas sit, aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos, qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt, neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum, quia dolor sit amet consectetur adipisci[ng] velit, sed quia non numquam [do] eius modi tempora inci[di]dunt, ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum[d] exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? [D]Quis autem vel eum i[r]ure reprehenderit, qui in ea voluptate velit esse, quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum, qui dolorem eum fugiat, quo voluptas nulla pariatur?

[33] At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus, qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti, quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint, obcaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa, qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem reru[d]um facilis est e[r]t expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio, cumque nihil impedit, quo minus id, quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellend[a]us. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet, ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.

What follows is H. Rackham's translation, as printed in the 1914 Loeb edition, with words at least partially represented in Lorem ipsum highlighted:[8]

[32] But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of reprobating pleasure and extolling pain arose. To do so, I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

[33] On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammeled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he

[westernwind]

Lorem Ipsum

Lorem ipsum is typically a corrupted version of text derived from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of Cicero's De finibus bonorum et malorum with words altered, added, and removed to make it nonsensical and improper Latin:

[32] Sed ut perspiciatis, unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam eaque ipsa, quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt, explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem, quia voluptas sit, aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos, qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt, neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum, quia dolor sit amet consectetur adipisci[ng] velit, sed quia non numquam [do] eius modi tempora inci[di]dunt, ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum[d] exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? [D]Quis autem vel eum i[r]ure reprehenderit, qui in ea voluptate velit esse, quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum, qui dolorem eum fugiat, quo voluptas nulla pariatur?

[33] At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus, qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti, quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint, obcaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa, qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem reru[d]um facilis est e[r]t expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio, cumque nihil impedit, quo minus id, quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellend[a]us. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet, ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.

Translation

[32] But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of reprobating pleasure and extolling pain arose. To do so, I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

[33] On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammeled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.

Reference

"Lorem Ipsum." Wikipedia. (2023.08.16.16:41UTC)

[ithisatanytime]

YELLE - Ce Jeu (Official Video)

 the following is from the wikipedia article of jewish german doctor magnis hirschfield who was a leading inavator in the field of genital butchery and his transgender surgical experimentation is one of many jewish contributions that lead directly to the rise of hitler, but this doesnt really have much to do with that, more its about how jews subverted the field of antrhopology, basically hear hes arguing that the famous “hottentot of venus” is physically no different than german women of the time, including her prodigeous backside. note that the hottentot of venus was a world famous sideshow attraction apparently for her completely ordinary run of the mill backside, you can look up the hottentot of venus and decide for yourself. the early nineteen hundreds and then the nineteen sixties are important periods to study closely because you get to see jewish lies before they were ready for primetime, and seeing them in their primordial state helps lessen the blow that basically every thing you learned from television and school growing up was a jewish lie designed to harm you. anyway heres this long ass quote : “At the same time, Hirschfeld became involved in a debate with a number of anthropologists about the supposed existence of the Hottentottenschürze ('Hottentot apron'), namely the belief that the Khoekoe (known to Westerners as Hottentots) women of southern Africa had abnormally enlarged labia, which made them inclined toward lesbianism.[31] Hirschfeld argued there was no evidence that the Khoekoe women had abnormally large labia, whose supposed existence had fascinated so many Western anthropologists at the time, and that, other than being Black, the bodies of Khoekoe women were no different from German women.[31] One Khoekoe woman, Sarah Baartman, the "Hottentot Venus", did have relatively large buttocks and labia, compared to Northern European women, and had been exhibited at a freak show in Europe in the early 19th century, which was the origin of this belief about the Khoikhoi women. Hirschfeld wrote: "The differences appear minimal compared to what is shared" between Khoekoe and German women.[31] Turning the argument of the anthropologists on their head, Hirschfeld argued that, if same-sex relationships were common among Khoekoe women, and if the bodies of Khoekoe women were essentially the same as Western women, then Western women must have the same tendencies. Hirschfeld's theories about a spectrum of sexuality existing in all of the world's cultures implicitly undercut the binary theories about the differences between various races that was the basis of the claim of white supremacy.[31] However, Bauer wrote that Hirschfeld's theories about the universality of homosexuality paid little attention to cultural contexts, and criticized him for his remarks that Hausa women in Nigeria were well known for their lesbian tendencies and would have been executed for their sapphic acts before British rule, as assuming that imperialism was always good for the colonized.[32]”

[happysmiler]

musician & audiophile friends!!!

i recently upgraded my audio interface and have switched off using a pair of headphones that i no longer need so i'm looking to sell that gear on to someone who could use it :)

headphones are a pair of beyerdynamic dt177x go, a super killer pair of closed backs for at-home or on-the-go use (only 32 ohms and very sleek looking) with a friendly improvement on the typically sharp beyer tuning. used daily for just shy of a year, perfect physical condition on the body + i have the pair of black dekoni velour pads that they included which i never used beyond some comparative testing before choosing the sheepskin so i can swap those on before shipping. msrp is $450, i'm looking for $290 for them

amp & dac are a schitt magni and modi stack, if you're reading this far in the post you probably know what these are by now honestly lmao, really solid intro level setup that served me well for a few years. modi is missing its rubber feet but otherwise they're pristine. together they cost me $210, i'm looking for $90 for the pair

i'm flexible on price - i listed separate prices but they're open to negotiation obo and if you want the whole lot it's yours for $350. mostly i just want these things to find a good home <3

dm me if you're interested and want to see photos 👹

[viper-motorsports]

Team WRT takes flight in their N°32 Audi R8 LMS GT3 EVOII to open the 2022 GT World Challenge Europe sprint weekend at Magny-Cours FR with a victory.

[kmbrlei]

sneak peeks for my last side story of OT&L

[tigerkirby215]

5e Dr. Mundo, the Madman of Zaun build (League of Legends)

(Artwork by Alex “alexplank” Flores made for Riot Games.)

Honestly with my new summer job I’ve been having less and less time to both write builds and play League. I could really use a character who requires very little effort to play in LoL, who’s also very easy to translate into D&D...

Oh wait!

GOALS

Mundo's pain always at zero - Above all else Mundo is a big bulky boy with many an option to become bigger and bulkier.

Take two of these! - We need to throw a lot of bonesaws. Like, a lot of bonesaws.

Electricity make the brain work good - The only truly “magical” effect in Mundo’s arsenal is the ability to charge the area around him with lightning.

RACE

Mundo’s hardly a human anymore, and I can’t just make every character a variant human or custom lineage. I’m not going to get a chance to make a Goliath anytime soon so Mundo may as well be one! As a Golliath you get a +2 to Strength and a +1 to Constitution. You are a Natural Athlete with proficiency in the Athletics skill, and have a Powerful Build to carry more Bonesaws.

You can get some innate magic resistance, as being Mountain Born gives you resistance to Cold damage. But most importantly you can choose to just not take damage thanks to Stone’s Endurance. When you take damage, you can use your reaction to roll a d12. Add your Constitution modifier to the number rolled and reduce the damage by that total. After you use this trait, you can’t use it again until you finish a short or long rest.

ABILITY SCORES

15; CONSTITUTION - Mundo is a tank above all else, and additionally you have a +1 in CON thanks to your race so you’ll have nice even stats to start out!

14; STRENGTH - Healthy boy building a healthy body~

13; DEXTERITY - Don’t get me wrong Mundo is a slow lad, but DEX saves are useful as is having good AC.

12; CHARISMA - Charisma is tied to intimidation as well as good bedside manner.

10; WISDOM - Isn’t Medicine a Wisdom skill? Why, I don’t believe this man has ever been to medical school!

8; INTELLIGENCE - "Mundo not remember Mundo before Mundo was Mundo."

BACKGROUND

There isn’t a doctor background... but Plaintiff from Acquisitions Incorporated is surprisingly close! You get proficiency with Medicine and Persuasion (feel free to swap this out if you desire) as well as an Artisan’s Tool of your choice (you say Carpenter’s Tools, I say medical tools!) and a language of your choice (pick your poison.)

Your feature of Legalese can be replaced with knowledge of medical terminology like “pharmacistcistist”, “prognosis“, and “anesthesezee.” Who knows? Doctor knowledge may help if you talk to other doctors!

(Artwork made for Riot Games.)

THE BUILD

LEVEL 1 - BARBARIAN 1

I hope you weren’t expecting anything fancy from a guy whose kit consists of “hit stuff”, “hit stuff”, “regen health”, and “hit stuff.” You get two skills from the Barbarian list like Intimidation and Survival (which is more just you being lucky and built like a walking tank.) You can also walk around in “medical scrubs” thanks to Unarmored Defense equal to 10 plus your Constitution modifier and your Dexterity modifier (so currently 14.)

But of course the main trait of a Barbarian is Rage to go where you please. A Maximum Dosage of Rage gives you advantage on Strength checks and saves, extra damage with Strength weapons, and resistance to Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing damage. Basically it makes you hit hard while taking no damage. You have a limited number of uses of this ability as shown on the Barbarian table.

LEVEL 2 - BARBARIAN 2

Second level Barbarians can inflict some Blunt Force Trauma with a Reckless Attack, giving themselves advantage while also giving enemies advantage to hit them. You can also further go where you please thanks to Danger Sense, giving you advantage on Dexterity saves against effects you can see coming at you. It’s almost like negating the effect entirely.

LEVEL 3 - BARBARIAN 3

Third level Barbarians get to choose their Medical College-I mean Primal Path, and for those of you who know a thing or two about Barbarians you know of the only way I have to give you Heart Zapper: Path of the Storm Herald. When you pick this subclass you can choose between one of three Storm Auras, and while Desert would work if you want to play pre-rework Mundo Sea is far better for post-rework Mundo and in general. As a Bonus Action while raging you can choose one other creature you can see within 10 feet of you. The target must make a Dexterity saving throw or take a of d6 lightning damage, or half as much damage on a successful save.

Now might be a good time to talk about your choice of weapons as Mundo: your main weapon is definitely a Hand Axe that you can throw around, but the thing about Hand Axes is that they have a low range and cost a ton. So I’d actually suggest using Javelins for your Infected Bonesaw.

As for your secondary weapon I’d suggest a Light Hammer as your Doctor Bag (for Blunt Force Trauma) but as a Storm Herald you won’t have a Bonus Action to use for Two-Weapon Fighting. So you can focus on dealing as much damage with your main attacks using a d8 martial weapon. Basically I’m suggesting you carry a Battleaxe in your main hand and have your off-hand open to throw Javelins at the enemy. Or run in with a Greataxe if you want. Heck you can even pick up a shield if you want: make your own Mundo!

Also Tasha is a very good doctor, as she fixed the Barbarian to give it Primal Knowledge! You can get one more skill from the Barbarian list like Perception, because why not be more useful outside of the medical ward?

LEVEL 4 - BARBARIAN 4

Want to actually be a doctor? Grab the Healer feat to do some doctoring. Want to be a canonically bad doctor? Just take more Constitution and live forever lol.

(Artwork by Marie Magny and West Studios. Made for Riot Games.)

LEVEL 5 - BARBARIAN 5

5th level Mundos can auto attack cancel and attack twice with Extra Attack! You also get Fast Movement to further chase down your foes with cleavers and lighting!

LEVEL 6 - BARBARIAN 6

6th level Storm Herald Barbarians can go where they please thanks to Storm Soul. It grants you resistance to a specific type of damage and for you that damage type would be Lightning. You can also go into a specific environment if you desire, and as a Sea Barbarian you get a 30 foot swimming speed! River Mundo.

LEVEL 7 - BARBARIAN 7

7th level Barbarians have a Feral Instinct for doctoring! You get advantage on initiative rolls, and in addition you can’t be surprised as long as you Rage at the start of your turn!

Tasha’s also gave you an option to reach out and zap someone thanks to  Instinctive Pounce, letting you move up to half your movement speed when you Rage!

LEVEL 8 - BARBARIAN 8

You might be thinking I’d grab more Strength at this point... Ha ha no; Mundo goes where he pleases, and more Constitution will give you the health and AC to do so.

(Artwork by Terence Cantal and West Studios. Made for Riot Games)

LEVEL 9 - BARBARIAN 9

9th level Barbarians get Brutal Criticals without building for crit chance! If you crit you roll 3 damage die instead of 2, which is good because your Strength isn’t doing you many favors in the damage department.

LEVEL 10 - BARBARIAN 10

10th level Barbarians can help the comoonity thanks to Shielding Storm. Now all friends and fellow doctors within 10 feet of you get resistance to Lightning damage! Oh and speaking of Lightning damage: your Storm Aura now (finally) increases to 2d6, meaning that you can get some value out of your big CON to do damage!

Additionally Tasha’s lets you have even more Primal Knowledge at this level: Animal Handling will help you talk with your nurse? I dunno; Mundo doesn’t exactly strike me as a knowledgable guy really.

LEVEL 11 - BARBARIAN 11

11th level Barbarians simply have too much health to die! If you drop to 0 hit points while you’re raging and don’t die outright, you can make a DC 10 Constitution saving throw. If you succeed, you drop to 1 hit point instead thanks to Relentless Rage! Each time you use this feature after the first, the DC increases by 5. When you finish a short or long rest, the DC resets to 10.

LEVEL 12 - BARBARIAN 12

“12th level Barbarians can finally increase their Strength!” I hear you say. Lol no. The Slasher feat will give you some much-needed slows to keep enemies close, and will let you increase your Dexterity by 1 for more AC. Having the Slasher feat also finally gives a convincing argument for you to throw Hand Axes as opposed to javelins, which is nice.

(Artwork made for Riot Games.)

LEVEL 13 - BARBARIAN 13

13th level Barbarians get even bigger Brutal Criticals that do 4 total damage die of damage! Mundo does as much damage as he pleases!

LEVEL 14 - BARBARIAN 14

At level 14 the Raging Storm of the Sea forces enemies you hit within 10 feet to make a Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. Honestly while the rest of this class was kinda a bust inflicting Blunt Force Trauma on your foes is huge, as being knocked prone gives all melee allies advantage to hit an enemy while also forcing an enemy to spend time standing back up.

LEVEL 15 - BARBARIAN 15

15th level Barbarians are always regenerating health, as Persistent Rage is permanent until the duration expires or you fall unconscious. (Or you choose to end your Rage.) That’s really nice because your Storm Aura now does 3d6 damage, meaning you can keep zapping with your Heart Zapper!

LEVEL 16 - BARBARIAN 16

Strength for damage man; Mundo not damage man! Mundo doctor, and Mundo goes where he pleases! Take the Tough feat for 32 more health now and up to 40 more health when you reach max level!

(Artwork by Xu “Crow God” Cheng and Alvin Lee. Made for Riot Games.)

LEVEL 17 - BARBARIAN 17

17th level Barbarians increase their Brutal Critical to roll 5 die total on a Nat 20. Because whether you want to do the most damage, take the most damage, or you know... fucking both then Barbarian is the right class for you.

LEVEL 18 - BARBARIAN 18

18th level Barbarians get Indomitable Might, letting them replace a roll on a Strength check with their Strength score if their check is lower than their total score. Man this sure would be more useful if we didn’t basically dump Strength.

LEVEL 19 - BARBARIAN 19

So how about we finally stop dumping Strength and bump it up to an 18 with our last Ability Score Improvement... Eh it’s still not great...

LEVEL 20 - BARBARIAN 20

Well thankfully Primal Champion is here to increase your Strength and Constitution by 4. And want to know what’s great about this ability? It also increases your maximums for those abilities to 24, meaning that you will have a grand total of 22 in Strength and 24 in Constitution!

And to top it off your Storm Aura now does a whopping 4d6 Lightning damage, which means you can officially say that Storm Herald was a better pick than Berserker or the Polearm Master feat.

FINAL BUILD

PROS

One-bajillion drops of healing juice, stat! - While I wasn’t able to give Mundo his health regen I still got him some crazy high health values. When I was done with this build I genuinely looked at the character sheet and said “I have never seen a character with 325 health before." 325 health along with 19 AC means that you can damn well go wherever you please.

How we doing patient; you numb yet? Mundo is! - While you don’t have the same near-endless supply of resistances as a Bear Totem Barbarian resisting two types of magic damage is useful. Feel free to play pre-rework Mundo with the Desert Aura if you think Fire damage will be more common in your campaign. And I dunno: maybe try to get some magic items to resist more elemental damage types?

Huh? Supposed to be painless - Even without big investment in Strength the Storm Herald Barbarian is quite good at quite good at dishing out DPS, with a big burst of magic damage every round and the ability to knock enemies prone which will really help your melee allies. Not to mention that Brutal Critical means that your Nat 20s will really help you cut off some limbs!

CONS

Beep... beep... beeeep... - Dumping your mental stats has its penalties, and you’ll be failing most of your saving throws. You could’ve perhaps grabbed the Lucky feat for some health insurance (honestly if you can max out your CON and STR before level 20 I’d suggest grabbing Lucky just to reroll some saves), but let’s just say you aren’t completely CC immune.

Me forgot how to doctor... Back to medicine school! - Low mental stats also hurt in roleplay, and while you have a surprising amount of proficiencies (thanks Tasha’s) most of them are for rather niche skills with the exception of perhaps Perception and Persuasion.

Patient; why you out of bed?! - You can throw axes but you’re not exactly a ranged combatant. Most if not all your abilities have very short range, maxing out at around 10 feet. You’re extremely hard to shake off if you can get close but enemies that can kite you will give you a lot of trouble.

But if you want to run in and hit stuff while never dying then Mundo is the man for you! Replace all your brains with brawn to truly go where you please. Just remember that unlike League you’re not completely immune to CC, meaning that it’s more than possible to get put in time out for awhile. But it’s okay if you do; everyone has to take a sick day sometimes!

(Artwork by Terence Cantal and West Studios. Made for Riot Games.)

[just-astaticdream]

After about a year and 3 months i finally am satisfied with my setup.

Room treatment has made a MASSIVE improvement in clarity on both treble and bass response.

Speakers are the powered Kanto TUKs.

Running them through my Schiit Magni Heresy as the RCA preamp. Then the Schiit Modi 3+ via optical into my Samsung Q50r.

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[Arrowzoom foam]

[Kanto TUK]

[SKW RCA Cables]

[SKW Optical Cable]

[Schiit Magni]

https://www.schiit.com/products/magni-1

[Modi]

https://www.schiit.com/products/modi-1

[PYST Cables]

https://www.schiit.com/products/pyst-cables

[TV]

[Desk] too I guess. Haha

[Bonus headphones]

https://store.hifiman.com/index.php/ananda.html

[Cable]

:D

[Mythical PS5 & Peek at headphone stand/hanger on desk]

Also yes there's minions on my desk. 🤣

[babysfirstpentagram]

I posted 121 times in 2021

89 posts created (74%)

32 posts reblogged (26%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.4 posts.

I added 217 tags in 2021

#witchcraft - 40 posts

#witchblr - 34 posts

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#baby witch tips - 19 posts

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Longest Tag: 59 characters

#this isnt detailed ill write a more detailed one eventually

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Calling All New Witches

Are you trying to find the *perfect* spell to help you with studying? Or with self-love? Does nothing seem right, or it seems over the top?

I have a few tips to help you learn how to write your own spells.

☾☽☾☽✿❀✿First Step✿❀✿☾☽☾☽

Decide if you want it to be a paper and pen spell, a spell jar, a spell sachet, or any other type of spell. For simplicity, I will be starting with a spell jar. Make sure your jar is big enough to put all your ingredients in it, but small enough, so it will fit on a shelf or can easily be hidden. 

☾☽☾☽✿❀✿Step Two✿❀✿☾☽☾☽

Choose what herbs you will need. 

Every herb has an association. For example, if we are making a self-love jar, you could add rose petals, rosemary, lavender, apple seeds, or anything else that promotes self-love.  ☾☽☾☽✿❀✿Step Three✿❀✿☾☽☾☽

This step is optional: find a crystal that goes along with your spell theme. You can add it to the jar or use it to charge the spell. In a self-love spell, you could use rose quartz to help out. 

☾☽☾☽✿❀✿Step Four✿❀✿☾☽☾☽

How are you going to charge your spell? You can use the moonlight on a new moon to help break bad habits, or a full moon to help continue good habits. You could use selenite to charge it, or sunlight if you are a solar witch. Not only that, but you could use colored wax to farther your intentions and to set them in the metaphorical stone. The possibilities are endless. 

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Like everything else in your craft, there is no wrong way to make a spell. It is all up to you, your practice, and your intentions. Now go out there and make me proud! I love you all (/p) and don’t forget to drink water and to say your affirmations. 

114 notes • Posted 2021-07-28 19:44:16 GMT

#4

A Small List of Norse Deities

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┆         ┊       ┊    ┊    ┊             ┊   ┊      ┊       ┊       ┊                    

┊         ┊       ┊     ┊  °❀             ❀° ┊      ┊       ┊        ┊

┊         ┊       ┊     ☪;                            ☪;     ┊      ┊        ┊

┊         ┊       ┊.                                            .┊       ┊        ┊

┊         ⁕     ˚♡ ⋆｡˚                                  ˚ ｡⋆ ♡˚      ⁕         ┊

✽ ⋆      ┊ .  ˚                                                         °   .┊     ⋆ ✽

˚❁                                                                    °❁

Baldur - God of beauty, innocence, peace, and rebirth. 

Bragi - God of poetry, music and the harp. (One of deities!)

Búri - Ruler of Prehistory, the first god and father of Borr.

Dagur - God of the daytime

Delling - God of the dawn.

Eir - Goddess of healing.

Ēostre - Goddess of spring.

Elli - Goddess of old age.

Forseti - God of justice, peace and truth.

Freyja - Goddess of love, fertility, and battle.

Freyr - God of fertility.

Frigg - Goddess of marriage and motherhood. May also be called Frigga

Gefjun - Goddess of fertility and plough.

Hel - Queen of Helheim, the Norse underworld. One of the many children of Loki

Hlín - Goddess of consolation and protection.

Höðr - God of winter. 

Hœnir - God of Silence, Poetry, Passion, and Sexual pleasure.

Iðunn - Goddess of youth.

Jörð - Goddess of the Earth.

Kvasir - God of inspiration

Lofn - Goddess of forbidden loves.

Loki - Trickster and god of mischief 

Magni - god of strength.

Máni - God of Moon.

Nanna - Goddess of joy and peace

Njörður - God of sea, wind, fish, and wealth

Nótt - Goddess of night

Óðinn - The "All Father" God of war, associated to wisdom, poetry, and magic. King of the Norse gods

Sága - Goddess of wisdom. Depending on what youre reading or who youre talking to, this could also be Frigg. 

Rán - Goddess of the sea.

Sif - Goddess of harvest.

Sigyn - Goddess of fidelity.

Sjöfn - Goddess of love.

Skaði - Goddess of winter

Snotra - Goddess of prudence.

Sol/Sunna - Goddess of Sun. 

Thor -God of thunder and battle.

Týr - God of war and the skies.

Ullr - God of ski/winter, hunt, and duel.

Váli - God of revenge.

Vár - Goddess of contract.

Vé - One of the three gods of creation.

Víðarr - God of the forest, revenge and silence.

Vör - Goddess of wisdom.

Yggdrasil - Goddess of life. Tree of life. Connects the 9 worlds.

｡･:*:･:*:･ ☆ ･:*:･:*:･｡                         ｡･:*:･:*:･ ☆ ･:*:･:*:･｡

┆         ┊       ┊    ┊    ┊             ┊   ┊      ┊       ┊       ┊                    

┊         ┊       ┊     ┊  °❀             ❀° ┊      ┊       ┊        ┊

┊         ┊       ┊     ☪;                            ☪;     ┊      ┊        ┊

┊         ┊       ┊.                                            .┊       ┊        ┊

┊         ⁕     ˚♡ ⋆｡˚                                  ˚ ｡⋆ ♡˚      ⁕         ┊

✽ ⋆      ┊ .  ˚                                                         °   .┊     ⋆ ✽

˚❁                                                                    °❁

125 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 17:30:53 GMT

#3

Easy ways to add the elements to your altars

Water:

Water bottles

Sea shells

Sea Salt

Dried sea critters (sea stars, sea urchins, sand dollars, etc.)

Sea animal squishes or stuffies

Fire:

Candles

Matches

dragon stuffies (or dragonfly)

ashes

lighters

Earth:

Dirt

Sticks

leaves

acorns

rocks

most animal stuffies

Air:

Incense

Feathers

Bird stuffies

fan

whistle

bells

Or if you are very deep into the broom closet, buy a nature calendar and add pictures of the forest, the ocean, volcanos, and the sky to your altar. Theres no right or wrong way to add the elements. 

138 notes • Posted 2021-05-20 19:31:27 GMT

#2

Tips for the New Witches!

Hi, are you a new witch? Great, I’m your parent now so buckle in. Here are some tips I wish I knew before I started witchcraft, which you probably haven’t heard before.

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1. Please.. please for the love of any god out there, learn about nature. Buy a book on editable plants, local fungi, animal guides, anything like that. Read it, learn it, absorb the information. If you want to be a green witch, a cottage witch, or any other witch that spends long hours outside, hiking, anything, please learn about your local flora and fauna. It’s fun, its helpful, and hey! you might even learn that something right in your front yard is okay to eat. (side note: please don't just eat plants straight off the ground. take them home and wash them. This removes pesticides, bugs, and just general grossness. And NEVER take more than you need. Thank the earth) 

2. Do you like collecting jars? Good, time to put them to use. If you paint a jar that you’ve saved, you can hide herbs, small crystals, and sigils in them. It’s easy, no one will notice it. Just make sure you wash the jars out like twice before you use them. I once had a jar I only washed once and it still smells like pickles. Gross.

3. this one if very very important: IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH A FAMILIAR, IT WILL COME TO YOU. Do NOT make your pet your familiar. It hurts them, it hurts you, it hurts everyone involved. Just don’t do it. 

4. Literally anything can be cleansed and charged with energy. If you can’t afford that really pretty rose quartz you saw in the metaphysical shop, just go outside and pick up a rock. If you're feeling extra spicy, you can paint it pink to help. Boom, you now have a self love rock, you gorgeous goblin. 

5. You heard about a cool spell from a tiktoker? Awesome! Don’t do it. Tiktok, Tumblr, Reddit, Animo, all of these sites are extremely unreliable. My personal rule is that if you see the exact same information listed in at least four or five different places by different people, its probably true. Always look on your free pdf apps to find witch books and then cross check facts.

6. Not everything is a sign. Things happen, its not the universe trying to get ahold of you. HOWEVER if it happens like more then three times, I would start taking note of it. 

7. You do not need to know how to do tarot, astral project, none of it. The only things you should “need to know” is grounding, cleansing, banishing/warding, and basic protection. Everything else is just DLC my dudes.

8. You can’t remember your herbs? Crystals? Tarot cards? Its fine, neither can I. It’s okay to download apps to help you, or buy lots of journals to messily scribble notes into. It’s not a crime to need help, loves. It’s okay.

9. If you have pets, please make sure any plants or foods you're bringing into the house is okay for your pets to be around. Lilies are very harmful to cats. Just be safe with your furry or scaly friends. Don’t let them into your room if you're using heavily scented candles or incense. Don’t let them near fire, don’t leave your supplies unattended with them around. 

10. You don’t need anything to be a witch, but its always nice to have selenite, anything white or black, rosemary, and salt on you for protection and basic spell work. 

11. For all my neurodivergent witches: PLEASE BRING YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS, COMFORT CHARACTERS, AND SPECIAL INTERESTS INTO YOUR CRAFT!! You can study popculture witchcraft and literally work with your characters. This can go for anything. And if anyone wants to give you shit for doing it, you can sent them to me. 

12. Last one for right now: You, yourself, are enough. You have water in your body, your feet on the ground, you feel the wind in your hair and the fiery passion in your heart. You ARE the elements. Your spirit is amazing and so are you. All you need to be a witch if yourself, my loves. 

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To close out, I just want to say I love you all. You're wonderful and amazing. Take a breath, you’ve got this

150 notes • Posted 2021-03-03 21:09:31 GMT

#1

Runes

Greetings and Salutations!

Here is a post on the Elder Runes, and a quick break down of them. Please be warned that runes are very tricky as they will rarely give  you a set answer on what you’re looking for. There is a lot of reading between the lines when it comes to runes and what they mean. 

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Dagaz: ᛞ

Rep: The Dawn

Meaning: Awakenig, Completion, Hope

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Othala: ᛟ

Rep: Inheritance

Meaning: Ancestry, Value, Possessions

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Inguz: ᛜ

Rep: The Seed

Meaning: Goals, Change, Common Sense

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Laguz: ᛚ

Rep: Water

Meaning: Flow, Intuition, Dreams, Change

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Mannaz: ᛗ

Rep: Humanity

Meaning: Help, Society, Frienship

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Ehwaz: ᛖ

Rep: The Horse

Meaning: Trasportation, trust, progress, travel

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Berkana: ᛒ

Birch Tree

Femininity, Birth, Healing

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Tiwaz: ᛏ

the god, Tyr, rune

Masculinity, Battle, Logic

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Sowilo: ᛊ

The Sun: 

Health, honor, victory, cleansing

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Algiz: ᛉ

The Elk

Protection, defense, effort

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Perthro: ᛈ

Dice Cup

Chance, fate, destiney

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Eihwaz: ᛇ

Yew Tree

Balance, Enlightenment, Death, Coming to terms

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Jera: ᛃ

The Year

Harvest, Changes, Cycles

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Isa: ᛁ

Ice

Clarity, Challenges, Waiting

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Nauthiz: ᚾ

Need

Conflict, Restriction, Endurance

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Hagalaz: ᚺ

Hail

Nature, wrath, hardships to overcome

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Wunjo: ᚹ

Joy

Comfort, rewards, winning

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Gebo: ᚷ

Gift

Balance, Partnerships, Generosity

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Kennaz: ᚲ

Torch

Vision, clarity, improving yourself

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Raidho: ᚱ

Wagon

Travel, decisions

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Ansuz: ᚨ

Estuary

Communication, Understanding

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Thurisaz: ᚦ

The Thorn

Reaction, conflict

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Uruz: ᚢ

The Bull

Strength, Courage, Freedom

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

Fehu: ᚠ

Livestock

Wealth, abundance

'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'

In the future, I may make a post about the newer runes, however, since runes are so hard, it’s very hard to find information on them that is accurate. I made this post by cross referensing blogs and scholar papers, so not everything here may be correct, but i’m pretty sure most of it is accurate as possible. I also know it’s hard to read the runes, so if anyone needs to see them clearly, just inbox me and I’ll make flashcards and post them for you guys. 

As always, ily (/p) and i hope you are having a good day. dont forget to drink water and eat a snack if you can! 

185 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 15:08:14 GMT

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[crystalracing]

New Questions

1) Which of these races did Michael Schumacher NOT win during 2002?

a) Brazil

b) Monaco

c) France

d) Japan

2) Which of these men were involved in the design of 2005 Renault?

a) Adrian Newey

b) Adrian Reynard

c) Pat Symonds

d) Rory Byrne

3) Which of these teams has James Allison NOT worked for?

a) McLaren

b) Larrousse

c) Renault/Lotus

d) Ferrari

4) How many races did Michael Schumacher win during 2006?

a) 5

b) 4

c) 6

d) 7

5) How many engine-related penalties did Kimi Raikkonen receive during 2005 (causing him to start 10 places lower than where he originally qualified)?

a) 2

b) 3

c) 4

d) 5

6) Who was the team principal of Arrows F1 when they were shut down during 2002?

a) Tom Walkinshaw

b) Michael Andretti

c) Colin Kolles

d) Flavio Briatore

7) At which race did Felipe Massa achieve his maiden podium?

a) 2005 Europe

b) 2006 Europe

c) 2006 Spain

d) 2007 Turkey

8) Where was Jenson Button born?

a) Derby

b) Frome

c) Sheffield

d) Stoke-on-Trent

9) Where was Italian team Minardi based during their time in F1?

a) Formigine

b) Alessandria

c) Faenza

d) Bergamo

10) Name every driver who won a race during 2003 & 2004.

Michael Schumacher, Rubens Barrichello, Kimi Raikkonen, David Coulthard, Ralf Schumacher, Juan Pablo Montoya, Jarno Trulli, Fernando Alonso, Giancarlo Fisichella

11) Which Grand Prix did Heikki Kovalainen win during 2008?

a) United States

b) Italy

c) Japan

d) Hungary

12) Who was the team principal of Minardi during 2001-2005?

a) Giancarlo Minardi

b) Gabriele Rumi

c) Paul Stoddart

d) Gustav Brunner

13) During 2008, European Grand Prix departed Nurburgring and was switched to a new venue. Where was it?

a) Valencia

b) Imola

c) Istanbul

d) Hockenheim

14) During 2005, where did Red Bull’s Vitantonio Liuzzi make his F1 debut?

a) Nurburgring

b) Silverstone

c) Bahrain

d) Imola

15) During 2004 & 2005, at which Grand Prix did Juan Pablo Montoya find himself disqualified in consecutive years?

a) Indianapolis

b) Montreal

c) Magny-Cours

d) Monaco

16) During 2003, at which venue did triple Grand Prix winner Heinz-Harald Frentzen achieve his final #F1 career podium?

a) Interlagos

b) Indianapolis

c) Hockenheim

d) Hungaroring

17) Name every constructor (team) who won a race between 2000-2009

Ferrari, McLaren, Williams, Renault, Honda, BMW Sauber, Toro Rosso, Brawn, Red Bull

18) For which team did double Indy 500 winner Takuma Sato make his F1 debut for at 2002 Australia?

a) BAR

b) Minardi

c) Jordan

d) Arrows

19) During 2000, where did reigning double WDC Mika Hakkinen achieve his first Grand Prix win of the season?

a) Brazil

b) Britain

c) Monaco

d) Spain

20) In which grid position did Rubens Barrichello start in for 2000 German Grand Prix?

a) 18th

b) 11th

c) 2nd

d) 14th

21) During 2003, at which venue did Kimi Raikkonen achieve his maiden F1 pole position?

a) Hockenheim

b) Sepang

c) Nurburgring

d) Indianapolis

22) During 2004, at which venue did Ralf Schumacher suffer vertebrae injuries in his back, causing him to be sidelined until China?

a) Monaco

b) Indianapolis

c) Interlagos

d) Silverstone

23) How many points did Felipe Massa lose 2008 F1 drivers’ championship by?

a) 0.5

b) 1

c) 2

d) 0 (Countback on wins)

24) Name every driver who claimed pole during 2009.

Jenson Button, Rubens Barrichello, Sebastian Vettel, Mark Webber, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Jarno Trulli, Giancarlo Fisichella

25) Who was the chairman, president & CEO of Indianapolis Motor Speedway when it hosted US Grand Prix between 2000-2007?

a) George Follmer

b) Gerard Forsythe

c) Tony George

d) AJ Foyt

26) During 2006, at which Grand Prix did Fernando Alonso suffer a wheelnut/driveshaft failure, causing him to crash whilst leading?

a) Hungary

b) Italy

c) Japan

d) Malaysia

27) During 2002, which driver ran car number 24?

a) Alex Yoong

b) Allan McNish

c) Mark Webber

d) Mika Salo

28) Which pre-race press conference witness Juan Pablo Montoya depart in anger when a set of comedians irritated him?

a) 2002 USA

b) 2006 Britain

c) 2004 Australia

d) 2001 Canada

29) Which of these teams used Toyota customer engines between 2000-2009?

a) Toro Rosso

b) Midland

c) Spyker

d) Minardi

30) Which engine was being used by Toro Rosso when Sebastian Vettel won 2008 Italian Grand Prix?

a) Ferrari

b) Honda

c) Renault

d) Cosworth

31) Name every team who failed to score a podium between 2000-2009 (includes teams who have scored podium(s) in previous decades).

Minardi, Arrows, Prost, Super Aguri, Midland, Spyker

32) During 2002, DHL was the title sponsor of which team?

a) Minardi

b) Sauber

c) Jordan

d) Jaguar

33) Between 2000-2009, Fernando Alonso won Monaco Grand Prix twice. Who else won Monaco twice during this era?

a) Kimi Raikkonen

b) Michael Schumacher

c) Juan Pablo Montoya

d) David Coulthard

34) At which venue was Rubens Barrichello a multiple winner at?

a) Monza

b) Silverstone

c) Nurburgring

d) Valencia

35) Who finished 3rd at 2006 Hungarian Grand Prix?

a) Pedro de la Rosa

b) Rubens Barrichello

c) Nick Heidfeld

d) Felipe Massa

36) Which Grand Prix did Sauber’s Giancarlo Fisichella retire from during 2004?

a) Australia

b) Monaco

c) Spain

d) Malaysia

37) Which venue witnessed Nelson Piquet Jr. achieve his only F1 career podium?

a) Nurburgring

b) Valencia

c) Hockenheim

d) Monaco

38) Name all the venues of every Juan Pablo Montoya F1 win.

Monza, Monaco, Hockenheim, Interlagos, Silverstone

39) Which of these nations hosted a Grand Prix between 2000-2009, but did NOT have a native driver race in F1 during this era?

a) Hungary

b) Monaco

c) Malaysia

d) Austria

40) Which of these nations had a native driver race in F1 between 2000-2009 despite never having hosted a Grand Prix ever?

a) Norway

b) Indonesia

c) Costa Rica

d) Czech Republic

41) Which venue witnessed David Coulthard’s final F1 win?

a) Sepang

b) Interlagos

c) Melbourne

d) Monaco

42) Which venue witnessed Ralf Schumacher’s maiden F1 win?

a) Imola

b) Magny-Cours

c) Nurburgring

d) Montreal

43) Who was the polesitter for 2006 Japanese Grand Prix?

a) Fernando Alonso

b) Felipe Massa

c) Ralf Schumacher

d) Michael Schumacher

44) Which team did Nick Heidfeld make his F1 debut for?

a) Sauber

b) Jordan

c) Arrows

d) Prost

45) Name every engine supplier used by Ralf Schumacher during his F1 career

Peugeot, Mugen-Honda, Supertec, BMW, Toyota

46) Where was Nico Rosberg born?

a) Berlin

b) Dortmund

c) Wiesbaden

d) Bonn

47) During 2009, which venue saw Sebastian Vettel claim pole, but NOT win the race?

a) Shanghai

b) Istanbul

c) Nurburgring

d) Melbourne

48) Where was BAR (British American Racing) based at during their time in F1?

a) Brackley

b) Leafield

c) Waltham

d) Milton Keynes

49) Which team did Mark Webber clinch his maiden podium (2005 Monaco) for?

a) Red Bull

b) Williams

c) Jaguar

d) Jordan

50) Which nation does former Minardi driver Alex Yoong hail from?

a) China

b) Indonesia

c) Taiwan

d) Malaysia

51) Who replaced Justin Wilson at Minardi for the remaining 5 races of 2003?

a) Giorgio Pantano

b) Nicolas Kiesa

c) Zsolt Baumgartner

d) Gianmaria Bruni

52) Name all the venues where Minardi scored points at during 2000-2005

Melbourne, Indianapolis

53) Which driver did Sakon Yamamoto replace at Spyker during 2007?

a) Christian Klien

b) Alex Wurz

c) Christijan Albers

d) Robert Doornbos

54) Which 2004 Grand Prix saw Michael Schumacher achieve his 75th F1 win?

a) Britain

b) Spain

c) USA

d) France

55) Which venue has Kimi Raikkonen won at the most?

a) Melbourne

b) Spa-Francorchamps

c) Sepang

d) Barcelona

56) What did Fernando Alonso achieve at 2010 Singapore?

a) Won race, pole, fastest lap & led every lap

b) Maiden Ferrari pole

c) Maiden Ferrari fastest lap

d) HIs 3rd win of 2010

57) Between 2000-2009, Sauber became synonymous with which sponsor?

a) Red Bull

b) Coca-Cola

c) Fly Emirates

d) Petronas

58) Which prominent name had their entry rejected as a new participant to F1 before 2010 (whilst FIA approved HRT & USF1)?

a) Dallara

b) Prodrive

c) Panoz

d) Penske

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Top 10 KO's of Triple Header Week Athletes

10. Santiago Ponzinibbio vs Neil Magny

This welterweight matchup was on for the ages and a knockout worthy of being on this list. This fight took place at UFC Fight Night: Magny vs Ponzinibbio, on November 17, 2018. Santiago Ponzinibio defeated Neil Magny via KO at 2:36 of the fourth round and earned a Performance of the Night Bonus. Santiago will be fighting Li Jingliang January 16th, on the main card of UFC on ABC: Holloway vs Kattar.

9. Carlos Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim

A lot of people don’t remember this knockout because it happened nearly ten years ago. This was probably the best knockout in Condit’s legendary career and took place at UFC 132 on July 2, 2011. Condit defeated Dong Hyun Kim via KO at 2:58 of the very first round and earned himself a Knockout of the Night Bonus.

8. Matt Brown vs Diego Sanchez

This KO is without a doubt one of the most vicious elbows ever landed in the UFC’s 27 year long history. Matt Brown defeated Diego Sanchez via KO at 3:44 of the very first round and scored himself a Performance of the Night Bonus as well. This bout took place at UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs Pettis on November 11, 2017, and is still featured in many UFC highest reels.

7. Khalil Rountree vs Daniel Jolly

This was a quick fight that took place at UFC Fight Night: Bermudez vs Korean Zombie on February 4, 2017. Khalil Rountree defeated Daniel Jolly via KO at 4:07 of the very first round. This knee was devastating and I’m sure he’ll be looking to land one just like it when he fights Marcin Prachino at UFC 257 on January 23rd.

6. Tyson Nam vs Zarrukh Adashev

This was another quick fight which took place recently at UFC on ESPN: Eye vs Calvillo on June 13, 2020. Tyson Nam defeated Zarrukh Adashev via KO at 0:32 in the first round and earned himself a Performance of the Night Bonus. Tyson will be looking to increase his win streak to 3 when he fights Matthew Christopher Schnell at UFC Fight Night: Chiesa vs Magny on January 20th.

5. Conor McGregor vs Eddie Alvarez

Back in 2016 it truly seemed as if the MMA world revolved around Conor McGregor and everyone was hyped to see him fight for the lightweight championship. Conor McGregor defeated Eddie Alvarez in devastating fashion via KO at 3:04 of round 2. This bout took place at UFC 205 on November 12, 2016, and was truly a night of firsts for the UFC. This was the UFC’s first event to take place in Madison Square Garden and it was the first time someone was every declared the double champ. This event changed the game with “champ champs” becoming more and more common over recent years.

4. Calvin Kattar vs Jeremy Stephens

This bout took place at a catchweight of 150.5 pounds on May 9, 2020, at UFC 249. Calvin Kattar defeated Jeremy Stephens via KO at 2:42 of the second round. Kattar is looking to increase his win streak to 3 when he fights Max Holloway in the main event of the January 16th card.

3. Dan Hooker vs Ross Pearson

Dan Hooker has some of the nastiest knees that we have ever seen in the UFC before. These knees were on display when he defeated Ross Pearson at UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs Hunt on June 11, 2017. The stoppage came at 3:02 of the second round, scored Hooker a performance bonus, and is a finish worth putting on repeat. Maybe we’ll see some more of Hooker’s devastating knees when he fights Michael Chandler at UFC 257 on January 23rd.

2. Conor McGregor vs Jose Aldo

This fight was the end of Conor McGregor’s seriously impressive run in the UFC’s featherweight division and is without a doubt his most spectacular KO. This fight took place at UFC 194 on December 12, 2015, and resulted in Conor getting a KO victory only 13 seconds into the fight. Before this fight there was plenty of doubters thinking Aldo would kill Conor, but they were all proven wrong in an unexpectedly quick fashion. Conor is looking to prove all his doubters wrong again in the main event of UFC 257 on January 23, where he will fight Dustin Poirier at lightweight.

1. Joaquin Buckley vs Impa Kasanganay

This KO won MMAdissect’s KO of the year award (an awards show you can see the results from here) and could honestly go down as the greatest KO of all time. Joaquin Buckley defeated Impa Kasanganay via KO at 2:03 of round 2 on October 10, 2020, at UFC Fight Night: Moraes vs Sandhagen. This performance earned Buckley a Performance of the Night Bonus for obvious reasons which you can see below.

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2, 13, 17, and 32!!

2. Non-stop puns

M A G N U S (also Voxxa)

13. Knows random facts about everything

toss-up between Bryok and Voxxa, honestly fuckin nerds

17. Would steal a penguin from the zoo

Magni. but Rio would definitely help

32. Likes socks

Magnus. Eòghan also enjoys them, but tends to use them as ear-warmers more than anything (because, y'know. charr claws are murder on socks)