#magboil

[preventthetoast]

I spent like 20 dollars in quarters trying to get one of these. I looked afterward and there was like 3 in there and the rest was like literally colored rubber bands or bouncy balls. I just wanted a colorful magboil :(. sidetone, do you think that their head friends are just plain beads, or like snail eggs or those deep sea giant ostracods.

[eldritchcatgirl]

Meow :3c

[shendrona]

Found these familiar-looking fellas at the laundromat today. Not only are there classic Big Kito Extrusion Whatsits, in both Morag and Milburn varieties, but they also have skeleton ones!

Taking a closer look at the prizes inside, I also spotted a witch, though I unfortunately couldn’t get one for myself.

After a solid twelve tries (at 50 cents a pop), I managed to snag two Milburn-style ones. Was thinking of naming them Bulbo and Chargle, after Bulbasaur and Charmander, but now that I’m looking at the photo, I’m reminded more of Mario and Luigi.

Sadly instead of maggots, their heads express multicolored beads. Still, I’m glad to have found these guys in the wild!

(If you’re unfamiliar with these things, check out @bogleech​’s article on the Luminous Big Kito Extrusion Nausea Maggots).

[bogleech]

a grocery store nearby has those quarter machines with various toys and stickers (one time they had orbeez filled squishies that used almost the exact same mold the og magboils do if you remember me sending that) and today i got a couple grossout pokemon cards i feel like youd dig

Holy cow I saw some of these a million years ago! Pokemon was NEW! A lot of vending machine prizes can sit around in warehouses for decades before they finally find a home

[gemstone-gynoid]

I'll make sure my magboil is properly placed on my shelves of waifus.

[karltface]

Package!

It's here, folks. The 10th anniversary of the early Mascot Horror tale by our man John Wojcik- Bogleech if you're cool- sees the complete story, fleshed out (perhaps literally) by a freshly butchered pile of supplemental materials, finally printed on actual dead stuff. It's gonna be a time.

But you don't follow me for book reports, you come for reviews of the unreviewed. And since I sprung for the Jollymeal edition, there's a trinket sack involved.

Presumably, these things manifest as fairly close approximations of actual fast food meals, and this one would be bang-on accurate 24 years ago.

We get a pickled entree, some Saunce for dippin', a tasty Bevridge, and a toy. Let's dig in!

What's this? Pickle Surprise! A fresh Magboil, the kind with little ears! His name is Yoder, because he will forever remind me of snacks. That's both sculpts now, so the immediate family is complete. Perhaps I'll rustle up some cousins eventually.

Look closely at the foot, and you'll see an impressive chunk of flash. I normally remove those, but it just feels right on this thing.

The Saunce is complex. More like a marinara, really. Big chunks. I assume the tooth is like a bay leaf, and I've got a bit of luck now, but shouldn't eat it.

Let's wash that down with a Bevridge. I think I'm supposed to add water, actually. That fish looks kind of sad, and the roaches are way too crunchy.

And finally, a Scary Head! I have a couple already, but the Unnamed One was pretty high on my list! An emaciated/skinless body topped with a heart-head with Spider-Man eyes. Oh, and sirens with razzing tongues sticking out of its shoulders. It's like an AI tried to invent a youkai.

Now, this was a Kickstarter project, but there are usually some leftovers on Etsy. That's Scythemantis over there, by the way. And on that note, the food coma is kicking in about now. Or maybe i'm shifting layers, who knows.

[pathfindersposts]

A masterpost for Bogleech's Noisy Tenant universe - including works set in the same universe but not made by him.

I've decided to put together a masterpot in order to direct people to both Awful Hospital and the two other series in the Noisy Tenant series, including a web game that may or may not be canon.

Awful Hospital is the first and most obvious work you see when Noisy Tenant comes to mind. First started on late-July 2014 by one Jonathan Wojick aka Bogleech, this interactive play-by-post webcomic has gone on strong for nearly nine years at this point. A must read for those who love horror.

Don't Get Spooked is a webgame put up by Bogleech on 2013, coinciding with the Burgrr ARG by him and Slimebeast. In this game, you play as a visitor checking out a haunted house, encountering many beasts along the way. During your journey, you'll meet quite a few spooky characters, including parodies of famous creepypastas (Candle Cove and Slenderman come to mind) and a couple staples of Bog's original work (Magboils and a little cameo from Dr. Phage). Definitely a good game to play!

Gusherbug's Strange School: Even Stranger is a reboot of the original Strange School, which was inspired by Awful Hospital. It follows "The Troublesome Trio," three students who often cause trouble around the School and solve various mysteries, many of which seem to relate to the School itself. It's definitely something that's earned it's place in the Noisy Tenant universe.

And last but not least, here's "Frank and the Guardians," written by yours truly. Of course, I can't give it high praise since it's my own story I'm talking about, so it's up to you to find out if it's good or not. It's currently serializing every Friday on Wattpad, so be sure to catch up to all the parts currently available so you won't be lost!

That's all I've got for this year. I'd include the early works Bogleech did for the Noisy Tenant series ("Dr Phage's Hospital," "Dr. Fleagood Does It Again," the "Dr. Dementist" story, and the "Burgrr Inc." series), but they're included in Awful Hospital's "Library" function (which shows up around 200-300 layers in). Hope you enjoy them all!

[crashthecomputer]

CHEESESSSSSSSS EVERYWHERE STOP THROWING CHEESE AT ME DAME IT >:C STUPID MAGBOIL THINGS

[maxstarfall]

i don't think theres any for awful hospital, but i know theres a few on his website! here's some of the ones i know about:

nausea quest (starring magboils!)

don't get spooked

homunculus nightmare

Why are all the weird dreams with Bogleech in them ones where he has, in some shape or form, an association with creating video games

What is this alternate reality wherein he became a game dev instead of a blogger

Did he make an Awful Hospital game? That'd be neat, I think.

[extinguishergirl]

@bogleech I found the boy at a Stuckeys gas station and everyone calls him my boyfriend

[jdmara]

Vivvy is escaping his jar @bogleech

[acidshadow]

Inktober day 26- Stretch

A little fan art of Bogleech’s ‘Awful Hospital seriously the worst ever’ featuring an incredibly minor background happenings that makes up the awesome details of this comic. (page in question: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/383.html ). Poor little magboils. But it was worms. And worms are awesome. :B

But seriously it’s worth a read and it one of the most enjoyable web series out there right now.

[raptorflower]

Inktober day 17: swollen

[roughentumble]

i am currently farther than i have ever been in awful hospital, and all i have to say is this:

NOOOOOO BLOODSTAIN DDD: PLZ BE OK BLOODSTAIN..... I LOVE YOU

[bogleech]

I wonder sometimes if I'm the only person in our universe who encountered these. I found them in the early 2000s only once, at a one-off party store that closed down shortly afterwards. It had exactly one each of the first three, which are the most unique designs anyway, so I bought them all and still have them and in almost 20 years never saw or heard of them again.

They use the same body as magboils and some other "creepy" toys

[bogleech]

Everyone who got one of these might have one of the last available glow on the dark magboils for the time being, like in general on earth maybe?? I ordered exactly as many as I needed from the manufacturer and they were exactly one short, so they sent me a single gold colored one. I don't know who got the gold one in their package! I made it random!

Mine from almost a decade ago are still okay but a bit more matte looking. I recommend storing them in something if you want them to keep looking MOIST

Thank you @bogleech for this delicious pickle I'll cherish it. Along with the physical copy of the harmburger files