#magamyass

[eyeofthewizard]

Imagine, if you will, a country where heroin and all sorts of hard drugs are perfectly legal and accessible. A man is raising his child alone and is struggling every day to care for that child and to set a good example. And he does, he raises the boy well, sets an excellent moral example and teaches him every day, "Son, don't do heroin. It's bad and it's evil and it will ruin your life." The son listens to his father and he grows up good and righteous and takes his father's lessons to heart. Then the son sees his father smoking opium and posting it all over facebook. The son still respects and admires his father so he approaches him with courtesy, "Hey dad, why have you been smoking all of that opium lately? Isn't it just as evil and addictive as heroin?" The dad replies, "Well son, I've been hearing from a lot of my friends and people I respect that it's actually not nearly as bad as heroin. All of the 'scientists' and fake news outlets have actually been blowing the dangers way out of proportion." "Even if it's not as bad as they say, smoking opium is clearly bad for your health. I can actually see you struggling to catch your breath more often." "No son, that's not what's happening. You've obviously bought into the media's narrative and don't actually understand what's happening, especially not what's happening with me." "Then what is happening, dad? Why am I seeing you struggle to breath so often?" "Look, you just don't understand and now isn't the time to get into it."

And so it goes, for years and years. The son's heart breaks as he watches his father change, sacrificing or compromising morals one by one to keep the opium in his life. The reasons for the changes never quite make sense, but all of the father's friends smoke just as much opium and are happy to support any reasoning he makes up so long as it makes smoking opium seem ok. So whenever the son questions the lack of logic behind his father's reasoning it's always a matter of, "You just don't understand."

"I can't explain it very well, but when you hear the way this one guy puts it, it all makes sense."

"Now isn't the time to talk about this."

"Clearly you're just going to shoot down every reason I give by asking more questions so why even bother explaining myself?"

And so it goes, for years and years. Until the son sees his father posting that ALL of the science is a lie and opium is actually GOOD for you, it even cures all manner of diseases! 

Comments about the dangers of opium or testimonials about the struggles of addiction are promptly deleted.

Comments from your nieces and nephews expressing confusion are replied to with encouragement to try it for themselves before automatically believing what their teachers and parents say.

So the son snaps and he storms over to his dad's house to scream and yell and rattle the walls and demand an explanation. But the father can't explain. He simply says there's nothing wrong with smoking opium and has no answer to the science.

And this breaks the sons's heart even more.

But when the son looked into his father's, hollow, opium-addicted eyes, that's when his heart was truly shattered to pieces and he began to weep.

Because the man standing before him truly was confused by all of this hatred towards opium. It's not heroin, after all. The man standing before him truly did think that opium was harmless and everyone should try it.

The father who had been a shining beacon of morality as he raised the son into a man was no more. Possibly forever.

Instead, there is only the withered husk of a man who will swallow, and then spout, any lie, no matter how damaging or absurd, just so long as it keeps his opium flowing. That would sure suck, huh? Good thing it's only imagined and there's no addiction to misinformation that would cause any of our parents to deny science or ignore what can be plainly seen with their own eyes, right?

[twodoggarage]

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[valentinejay]

The fact that something like this isn't plaster across every new outlet is criminal. But fake new and this fuckboy president and unimportant shit like Jessie Smollett is front page.

[stillwithhernothim]

Putin’s bitch. Go ahead.... try and prove he ain’t. #Repost @m0nkeylov3_ ・・・ It's impossible... Their vocabulary ain't that rich either. #trumprussia #gopcomplicit #GOPnewNazi #putinspuppet #putinsbitch #trumpeter #magamyass #maga #trump2020 #trumpcrimesyndicate #resist #metoomovement #deplorables

[mbradleythewordsmith]

Dear Georgia, If you live in one those red counties, don’t bring your ass to Atlanta to go shopping or have a good time. You might fuck around and get robbed... lolbvs #2020election #morethanavote #counteveryvote #counteveryvotegeorgia #magamyass (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOSBCHg7av/?igshid=1o97ekopc9kys

[superman-2050]

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[sk8queen]

@Regrann from @wasabi_paste - To the #trump supporters who keep asking "How come we never saw #Obama helping Katrina victims?" https://t.co/9ApV4I604f - #magaisformorons #idiotsfortrump #magamyass #stopbeingstupid #GTFOHWTBS (at Whitehaven, Tennessee)

[elbowtoe]

This fucking guy. A key member of the Freedom Caucus, Louie Gohmert voted against aid for Sandy relief, believed that the health care overhaul was too generous, and now wants aid for Texas. I believe we should give Texas all the aid they need to recover. When we have these large disasters, that is what the Federal government should be able to coordinate best. We need to run these assholes out of town and the Democrats that are saying they will not vote to fund relief for Harvey need to get their heads out of their asses. #disaster #flood #brianadamdouglas #drawing #politics #political #portraits #politicalart #deletethehardliners #hardliner #freedomcaucus #gop #magamyass (at South Slope, Brooklyn)

[shamelessballoonwizard]

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[sronson]

Song of the day- Instant Karma- John Lennon. #Repost @progressive_nation ・・・ Wait for it.... #MAGA!!! 👊🤕🤣 Repost from @wefuckinghatedonaldtrump - 👏😂👌😁👍 #magamaggots #trumpsupporters #trumpvoters #trumpanzees #trumptards #trumpturds #racists #bigots #xenophobes #altright #trumptrash #repugnicans #republitards #republikkkan #republikkkans #dumptrump #trump #impeachtrump #notmypresident #lol #lmao #fakepresident #installedpresident #fucktrump #maga #fucktrump #funny #magamyass #makeamericagreatagain #fucktheredhatandthemoronswearingit

[tammyyoung]

🌹👁🌹🙄🧐👀Yea well when's he gonna man up? Oh yea, he's a weasel not man. 💁🏻‍♀️ #HePlayedYou #HesStillPlayingYou #MagaMyAss 👀🧐🙄🌹👁🌹🙏🏽💯😊🙄🧐👀 https://www.instagram.com/p/Brv1CfMFD6X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rendmgfbp76a

[postmanchild]

🤣 and ghetto rich dummies will still buy his shoes and shit. And he thought Bush was racist. And the other dummies are watching his in laws. #magamyass

[twodoggarage]

History repeating. Unfortunately, not our history. 😒 #itmfa #treason #traitorinchief #pospotus #partyovercountry #impeach #magamyass https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ALdV-AheR/?igshid=r0swz2nobzna

[deftonesfreek]

I know 2/3 of #America disagrees with the 1/3 that supports him but today he was anything but ‘Presidential’. Two things, actually FAR MORE than two, sicken me about this: 1) Those Who ‘justify’ his statement are just as disappointing as he is. 2) As I just told someone, “I’m sick to my stomach because of how much he embarrasses us as #Americans.” He’s beyond #NotMyPresident. Defend him until your Blue in the face. You’re not making things any better. I need to take a shower because of his words. #MAGA ? #MagaMyAss (at Somewhere On Earth)

[southbostonbitch]

Everytime I think I can't hate him more he opens his fat ,nasty ,spit all up in the corners ,mouth 😒😡🤢🙉🤷 @Regranned from @trheewood - Un poco de política internacional. Espero que os guste. Disponible en /Available in https://www.teepublic.com/user/trheewood http://www.latostadora.com/lacojonera http://www.redbubble.com/people/trheewood http://www.neatoshop.com/artist/trheewood https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/trheewood/new/ #donaldtrump #twitter #kimjongun #political #fuckdonaldtrump #trump #ihatetrump #magamyass #hateisastrongword #orangehitler #cheetoface

[chexawe]

@Regranned from @comedianmarvinh - #beadvised #notmypresident #fakeevangelicals #fucktrumpforever #magamyass - #regrann