#maddifacee

[shortisnotfun]

So... I was Tagged.

Rule 1. Always Post The Rules

Rule 2. Answer the person who tagged you's questions and post 11 new questions

Rule 3. Tag 11 People and Link them to the post

btw thanks to the lovely Stacey for tagging me c: ily

1. Do you believe mermaids exist?

I think I do but I'm not 100% sure.

2. What qualities do you look for in a best friend?

Trustworthy, Isn't old-fashion opinion wise but has strong beliefs, Hopefully similar fandoms or bandoms, and a love of books is a plus. 

3.First Concert?

I'm going to go to Monumentour this summer and that will be my first concert!! (92 days til!!)

4.If you were doing something completely out of character what would you be doing?

Talking to Strangers or ordering for myself. I have pretty bad Anxiety. 

5.What Do You Do to cheer yourself up?

Either Watch Funny youtube videos or listen to Fall Out Boy

6. How are you, Really?

I am honestly pretty good, I've been doing better.

7.If you were going to write a book what would it be called, and what would it be about?

I would hope it would be short stories, mainly love stories, and I have no idea what I would title it but I do plan on being a writer. 

8. Who are some people you'd like to meet someday?

Umm, Patrick, Andy, Joe, and Pete of course. John Green, Dan and Phil, Marina, Stacey, Marley, Maddi, Jake, and alot more. 

9.Do You Like To plan things out or be spontaneous?

I normally like to plan things out but I should be a bit more spontaneous

10. Are you an Introvert or Extrovert?

Introvert 

11.Who is the most important person in you life?

Either my mum or livi I suppose. 

MY QUESTIONS

1. What Is Satan's last name?

2. You're favorite blog? (and tag them)

3. Have you made any close friends online?

4. Favorite Album of all time?

5.You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

6.Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

7. What's your sexuality and does any other bother you?

8. Bravest thing you've done, In your opinion?

9. What do you feel is the most important quality in a relationship?

10. First Kiss?

11. Your opinion on feminism?

(Please in the tags tag me like, so I can see your answers ok?)

I TAG

WatsonJam

Leanie

Maddi

Liv

elevensass

doitforparamore

infinity-never-lasts

Sam

Marley c:

adorablehowell

Karina

[carlamakesnofilms]

[jaddiismyotp]

the iphone fic

Because Jordan and maddi _facee lived so far away, it was very difficult for them to satisfy each other sexually. Skype sex and facetime sex was just never enough. maddi_face always needed more. she craved Jordan's touch.

"I want you here with me." Jordan said one day as they spoke over skype, "I want to touch you."

maddi_facee blushed and chewed her bottom maddi_lipp, "I have an idea." she whispered feebly, holding her iphone in her right maddi_handd. it suddenly seemed to weight heavier and heavier as her idea grew more appealing.

jordan raised an eyebrow, "Go on?" he prompted, a small smirk creeping over his lips.

"Call me?" maddi_:D said quietly as she lay back on the bed, slipping her jeans off.

"but we're on skype?" Jordan asked, clearly confused by the whole situation.

"call me!" she insisted and jordan obliged, dialing her number and holding it to his ear as it began to ring.

As soon as the phone started to vibrate, maddi_facee  pushed the phone into her underwear.

His eyes widened as he watched her, pleasure instantly spreading over her maddi_:) as the vibrations shook through her, sending shocks of pleasure down her maddi_spinee she felt something... there.

watching maddi_facee pleasure herself was too much for Jordan to bare and he started to pleasure himself... there.

the two were locked in a skype call of passion and pleasure, both of them drawing closer and closer to their orgasms. each time the phone stopped ringing, Jordan called again.

as she neared her orgasm, maddi_facee gasped and pushed the phone further down so the vibrations tickled her maddi_arsee. feeling adventurous, maddifacee let the pleasure go to her maddi_headd and she pushed the phone inside of... there.

jordan gasped, "m-maddi_facee?!" he blushed, surely it hurt?! 

"just keep ringing!" she whimpered, arching her maddi_backk.

and jordan did as he was told, watching maddi_facee maddi_finger her maddi_clitt until she reached her orgasm.

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"that was the best skype sex EVAR." maddi_facee blushed.

"might want to clean that phone though."

"yeah, it had been up my maddi_arsee xD" she laughed

THE END

[phantella]

Hey love your blog, could you recommend any other funny/similar to dan's tumblr like blogs?! Thanks [;

oh ah there’s ofc my beth (x) but she mainly reblogs roosterteeth and achievement hunter etc etc

ellie is cool and great but you probably follow her already (x)

there’s maddi but again you probably already follow because she’s quite popular in the phandom (x)

but if you wanted a blog like dan’s then follow any kanye west fans or whatever that man confuses me 

[shortisnotfun]

PERSONAL LINKS MASTERPOST

Harry Potter Blog 

Twitter 

Wattpad

Snapchat: shortisnotfun

Vine: Maddie Needs Friends

Instagram: shortisnotfun (I rarely use this one k)

Kik: shortisnotfun13

GoodReads

Pottermore: RoseDream27138

best friends links: Karina  Lyna

Soundcloud

YouTube

Ao3

Btw the kik and snapchat are purely because if any of you want to be friends i am 90000% ok with that and I'd love to talk to you guys ok 

(btw maddi i tagged u because if u wanna be friends, like actually friends, here ya go. cause I'd love to be friends js)

[highschoolemo]

it's my birthday today i am 7 years old

[walkingonplanets-blog]

post your tumblr crushes? (:

(10% 10% and 7% omfg)

gojencoco

maddifacee

valval-the-cat

whatisalifeseriously

wearestonecold

blessedwombjacob

incorrect-use-of-literal

pornflak3s

minipine

cool blogs 10/10 would recommend

[adriannamakesartnstuff]

Maddifacee drawing

[itsbellar]

☮

"send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes"

[musklifesavers]

Because my follow forever refused to tag, you can find it here! (x)

[supermassive-butt-hole]

i was tagged fun fun

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 10 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 10 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

I have been asked:

1. What’s your weapon of choice during the zombie apocalypse?

a small gun that's easy to carry around.

2. Celebrity crush? Why?

as far as celebrities go, Tom Hiddleston. 

because he's such a precious and kind baby aw.

if youtubers count danisnotonfire because i really enjoy his sense of humor.

3. Best movie you saw in 2012?

The Hobbit or The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

4. What’s a book series you would recommend to whoever is reading this?

Harry Potter if you haven't already read it, but most people have, so other than that The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy. 

5. Current favorite song?

someday - two door cinema club 

knights of cydonia - muse

6. What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

my thrilling sarcasm.

7. Least favorite thing about yourself?

my anxiety. 

8. What do you want to do as a career (or if you have no idea, what’s your favorite subject at school (or class at school))?

i'd like to get into directing/producing/writing for movies and tv shows.

9. If you could visit one place in the universe, where would it be and why?

THE TARDIS.

10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

i've always wanted the ability to fly.

not only because it would probably be fun but i could get places a lot easier and fly across the atlantic to europe. 

11. Stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

The first thing that's coming to mind is accidently spelling my name wrong on a math test once because my teacher held it up in front of the class because he was trying to figure why i would do that and everyone laughed at me and i just wanted to melt into my chair wow.

also breaking my arm in 6th grade.

My questions:

1. Favorite ice cream flavor? 

2.  Favorite toy as a child?

3. Top three places you'd like to travel to in the world.

4. Where do you want to live when you get older?

5. Favorite video game?

6. Favorite album from your favorite band?

7. The doctor picks you up in the tardis and asks you if you want to go forward or backwards in time, where would you go?

8. Favorite fictional character?

9. Why did you originally join tumblr?

10. Top three most played songs on your itunes.

[mamaobamaa]

THAT 11 QUESTIONS TAG THING I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

My 11 Questions

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

OK, HERE ARE MY QUESTIONS NOW :) 

1.) Do you like Danisnotonfire? 

YES. HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION. GOD. I LIVE FOR THAT GUY. 

2.)  How many BEST BEST BEST friends do you have?

TUMBLR. AND THE FANTASTIC FOURSOME. oh wait did you mean real life friends?  that would be Maria & Thomas. THey have tumblrs too, which is pretty cool.  If you want to follow them (which you should) their tumblrs are: MARIA (theblondnerd):  http://theblondenerd.tumblr.com/   THOMAS (thatawkwardnerdguy):  http://thatawkwardnerdyguy.tumblr.com/

3.) What are the things you usually do on the Internet?

Tumblr and Youtube mostly. But if i need to contact a family member or ask someone a question then I use my facebook. I try not to go on facebook too much or else i go on a freaking killing spree.

4.) Favourite Quote?

"For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own" -Albus Dumbledore. 

5.) What’s the best dance you’ve ever seen?

I don't know, any dance to watch is pretty mind-blowing since my level of dancing is at zero, so anyone who is above zero is freaking amazing. So any dance really.

6.) Who are your 3 favourite music artists?

1. Coldplay 2. Florence + The Machine

3. i actually don't have a third favorite, it's more like a thousand little artists that i chose and pick between.

  7.) Funniest Story from when you were a little kid?

Oh god, i really don't know. This is going to be one of those questions where I'll sit here forever thinking about it, then I'll wake up tomorrow and I have a brilliant answer.

8.) Do you like swimming?

I actually have 5 levels of swimming done and i started my 6th but stopped. Mostly because I detest the fact that my head has to be underwater and could possibly drown. A lot of people say i have a swimmers body and it's a shame i quit, but i seriously don't care bro.

9.) What’s your opinion of Snow?  SNOW IS THE BEST CREATION EVER. like seriously though. if it wasn't for snow i wouldn't have a job right now. (ski instructor) fun fact of the day: i was born on the first day of winter. so that may have something to do with it, 

10.)  If you could only talk to 5 celebrities and nobody you actually know for the rest of your life, who would you want to talk to? Do Youtubers count as celebrities?   if so then: Dan, Phil, Chris, PJ and (since i may get girl depreived) Carrie.  And if not then i have not clue.  There should be eleven questions, but for some reason i just received 10.  ANYWHO..

NEW QUESTIONS: 1) If you could only watch one youtuber from now on until you die, who would it be? 2) Have you ever left the country that you currently live in right now?

3) Who is your favorite member of the Fantastic Foursome?

4) What is you favorite Book?

5) Are you a/do you consider yourself as a grammer nazi?

6) Any fun facts about yourself?

7) What is your favorite Disney Film?

8) What is your favorite mythical animal?

9) Who is that one person you want to meet before you die?

10) If you were any type of animal what would you be?

11) Unicorns or Dinosaurs?

[highschoolemo]

maddi's facee hA

[highschoolemo]

i feel ok today hello

[highschoolemo]

MY CLAIM TO FAME