#madamn

[provincial-charmer]

Alright, it's late, but the mental spoons are certainly there for later! So I suppose I should ask ahead of time...

[akkivee]

hit me up if you sound like otome counting to four 🤙

[aventvrina]

@dupliciti

Aventurine doesn't believe in the idea that there could be too much of a good thing. Good things when they are in abundance simply become interesting. For example, the table he has left was nearly flooding with cups and jugs of almost empty drinks from a successful intel gather was proof that even the dullest of people could be useful when given some courage.

Perhaps he is already a bit jolly as he slowly makes his way to the counter. The cold of Belobog invites for any kind of quick warmth to be the best option, and who would have a thought that a desert dweller would be surviving so well amidst the unforgiving snow. He has to smile at his own little victory, even if it's heavily reliant on licor.

His previous drinking buddies are left chatting vividly, completely unaware of the minute click from the recorder in his breast pocket before he orders something sweet to clean his taste. It's only as he pushes his hair back that he finally denotes the presence beside him.

"Hello there." His signature smile is looser, whether it's due to the drinks or to the pretty lady beside him it really matters not. He's thankful for this opportunity as she will be the perfect excuse to completely ditch the table without extra work.

Besides he could use the new company. Even under the influence, officers can only entertain so much after they ran out of their usefulness. She has pretty eyes.

"To whom do I owe the lovely company?"

[yningz]

YOU HAVE OTHER WIVES 💔💔💔💔they're the other woman idgaf im the one and only 👉👈

how are u pookie pooks drop the full stan and bias list 🫦🫦🫦

IM VARY SLAY anyways how did you know I'm currently working on a bias list 😝

(Blushing giggling kicking my feet crying throwing up twerking ms zanna is in my inbox)

[thedogsleg]

OSKARR!!!! OSKARR ROSEREO AAAQAAAAA

[incorrect-germa]

Niji: Whoa, girl are you from France? 'Cause MADAMN

[bebx]

Jeanne du Barry (2023)

Starring Johnny Depp as King Louis XV and Maïwenn as Madamn du Barry

The film will have its world premiere at Cannes film festival. May 16th, 2023

[violinsandtea]

ROSE BROCADED SATIN DINNER DRESS, c. 1892

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Nino *to Adrien*: Okay, dude, just go up to Marinette and say 'Are you from Paris, because maDamn!' Alya: Don't do that.

Adrien would do it but it some how becomes wholesome and works

[shanti-ashant-hai]

shanti diii help

need some pickup lines in hindi crazy wali bhi chalengi

actually crazy wali hi chahiye iske liye aapke paas aai hu

oh fuck um-

will you be my japan without the p?

i think spotify is glitching, because you should be its hottest single

are you from turkey? becaus eyou make me tharki (oh god please never use this wtf am i doing)

are you from france? cause madamn (works if your crush is a girl otherwise. heh)

tum google ho, kyunki mai sab jo dhoond rahi hu wo tumme hai

is your dad a terrorist because you da bomb

you put the desi in desirable (horrible omg)

if you were a flower you'd be a damndelion

if you were a pineapple you'd be a fineapple

cute pooja me hoti hai aarti, im shiva, will you be my parvati? (again, works if your crush is a girl)

villain ko kehte hai asur, will your baap become my sasur?

thats all i remember rn lmao

[yningz]

@theriizeler HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 13 MADAMN NOW YOU CAN FINALLY CALL YOURSELF A TEEN AH SHIT LETS GAUR IM SO HYPED RN (im under the water)

[phantom-17]

Tagged by @adorothe ♥️

Rules: Bold the themes in your WIP, italicize those loosely covered, and tag 10 people

I don't write stuff currently and it's also somehow hard for me to define which themes my art has, since it's mostly just random people in exquisite poses or some fanart, so I think I'll describe what my recently written poetry pieces have.

addiction | beauty | betrayal | change vs. tradition | chaos vs. order | circle of life | coming of age | communication | convention vs. rebellion | corruption | courage | crime and law | dangers of ignorance (note: in an indirect sense) | darkness and light | death | desire to escape | dreams | displacement | empowerment | facing darkness | facing reality | faith vs. doubt | fall from grace | fame and fortune | family | fate | fear | fear of failure | free will | friendship | fulfillment | good vs. bad | government | greed | guilt and forgiveness | hard work | heroism | hierarchy | honesty | hope | identity crisis | immortality | independence | individual vs. society | inner vs. outer strength | innocence | injustice | isolation | knowledge vs. ignorance | life | loneliness | lost love | love | man vs. nature | manipulation | materialism | motherhood | nature | nature vs. nurture | oppression | optimism | peer pressure | poverty | power | power of words | prejudice | pride | progress | quest | racism | rebirth | relationships | religion | responsibility | revenge | sacrifice | secrets | self-awareness | self-preservation | self-reliance | sexuality | social class structure | survival | technology | temptation and destruction | time | totalitarianism | weakness | vanity | war | wealth | wisdom of experience | youth

I don't really communicate with people here nowadays so Idk many creators, but I tag @oya-oya-okay, @i-n-e-a, @abybweisse and surely I'd tag @nighttime-tea-party but u were already tagged, madamn numpfty hehehehehe

Love ya all, le buns that follow me, pliz feel free to join! 🤍

[suiana]

Are you from France? Cause MaDAMN you fine!

(i love you sm)

🌟-anon

bro we should get married rn

[askthequeen]

Madamn I really hope this doesn't creep you out despite the fact that I'm a female too but you are very pretty and kinger is lucky to have you ♥

It does not creep me out at all, thank you for the compliment and I’m very glad to have him as well

[bambioleo]

are you from france because madamn

lmao woww

[just-a-blue-nerd]

Stranger Things Characters as Random Crap My Friends Have Said/Done

Dustin: What's the shortest a tape measurer can go?

Steve: *pulls out tape measurer* I'd say about a centimeter.

Eddie, Just Wanting to Make Fun of Steve: So shorter than Steve's dick.

Robin: You would know

Dustin: *chokes on drink*

(~*-*)~

Steve, Trying To Be Suave: Are you from the middle ages? Because maDAMN

Robin: 3:07 pm

Steve: What's that?

Robin: The time of death of your sex life

(~*-*)~

Robin: Have you ever just wanted to like, muffinize?

(~*-*)~

Max: Be a man, Lucas. I know it's hard

(~*-*)~

Steve, Panicking Because His Water Bottle's Leaking: THERE'S A HOLE IN IT!!!!!

Eddie: And that's how Eddie was born

(~*-*)~

Will: I just- I- I just *screams in frustration*

El: Are you okay?

Will: No. I'm gay for my very straight best friend. I am not, in fact, okay.

El: Do you mean Mike? He's gay

Will:...

Will: Never mind

(~*-*)~

Robin: *failing at sewing in Home Ec class*

Robin: This seam isn't straight but neither am I so it's fine

(~*-*)~

Steve: "Happy Mother's Day!" Is what I would say if I had a mom who cared enough about me to raise me

Robin: I'll be your mommy

Robin: WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

(~*-*)~

Robin: You know, if I fail at my dreams like my parents expect me to I'll make a pretty decent housewife with all the Home Ec classes I'm taking