#madame kassandra

[ironfootproductions]

Super-last-minute piece for MerMay! Imagine a SpongeBob episode where Princess Mindy finally makes a proper appearance... but so does The Cosmic Shake's Madame Kassandra.

Pose based on an OG Little Mermaid shot

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[merfolkotd]

merfolk of the day: madame kassandra from spongebob squarepants: the cosmic shake

[tragicclownwrites]

Writing Update ✍️

Well, what a busy summer it's already been! Know I've been active here and there, but tbh, life has been crazy - both in good and in bad ways.

I still find solace in writing no matter what, so just wanted to post a tiny update about what I'm presently working on and what I want to work on eventually 🤗📖

Very subject to change but I'm excited!

Current project:

Squarepants family fic

I'm currently working on a fic (mentioned here) that involves the Squarepants family. 🧽👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 What started out as a plot bunny has evolved into something much bigger, which (unfortunately) means it's been taking me a bit more time than expected.

Additionally, with all the lore and headcanons I'm including, this fic is becoming slightly longer than I originally thought. It was going to be ~6 chapters but I'm thinking it might go up to 7-8.

Hoping to share some teasers by the end of this month, but we shall see.

SquidBob is the main pairing. 🧽🐙

Future projects:

Fortune teller/soulmate fic

Yes! This is still happening, I swear it!

I've already shared quite a bit about this fic, but deets are here and here. There will be more teasers when I have more figured out + written/edited.

No ETA yet.

Main pairing is SquidBob, with a relatively big Plabs/Karendy side plot. There will also be Fancykins if you squint.

TLM AU fic

I've definitely said somewhere that I don't usually write/read full-blown AUs (i.e., not canon divergence), but I'm about to do something I never thought I'd do and try my hand at writing an AU fic. 🙌

As with many AUs in SBSP, it will involve humanization. However, it will also involve non-anthro critters that maintain cartoonish attributes (ex. Finding Nemo, Lion King [animated], etc).

Setting is probably ~1800's in a seaside kindgom/village. It won't be super accurate but I'm here to entertain, not educate - unless the opportunity presents itself in a fun way. 🤯

It isn't going to be the timeliest either lol, but it was somewhat inspired by this. 👀🧜‍♀️

I haven't even started drafting this, so no ETA yet.

To the surprise of no one, SquidBob is the main pairing. 😊

Werewolf lesbians fic

I haven't posted much original content for Sims, but I'm a total Simmer and I'd love to do more Sims storytelling at some point. Fun fact: my username was actually inspired by the Tragic Clown from the games. 🤡

The Sims 4 Werewolves did a great job on the lore so I've had this idea to write a story (maybe with screenshots?) based on that with my own made-up lore sprinkled in. 🐺There would obviously be a romance aspect because I'm a sucker for it and there's this "Fated Mates" feature that I just have to include. 💏

Main pairing is Rory Oaklow & Lux DeMarco.

[mermaidbracket]

[vi99i8]

Madame Kassandra and Patrick

[beauty-marked-beauties]

Today's Beauty-Marked Beauty is: Madame Kassandra from Spongebob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake

[sweetmetrospams]

Mermay Day 1

Lei

[cossi-draws]

So, just a couple of days ago the new SpongeBob video game “Cosmic Shake” released and I’ve already completed it! Really fun game and a great follow-up to Battle for Bikini Bottom! One of the new characters introduced in the game is Madame Kassandra, you’ll find yourself collecting jelly for her throughout the many stages! In my opinion, she’s a girlboss fr fr. I also love her design, her voice and just her character in general, would be nice to see more of her after the game! Maybe a show appearance or a role in a future game, perhaps?? Well, anyways, I hope you like my art of her! Bye!

[spongefessions]

I ship Madame Kassandra from the Cosmic Shake with King Poseidon from Sponge on The Run because they're both Mermaid Characters that are very Underrated.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Ok, ngl here, but I think that PoseidonXKassandra is kinda interesting if ya think about it.

Even though I do ship Poseidon with Salacia like in the Original Myths, how do you think Poseidon and Kassandra would interact if they ever met?

I kinda like to think Kassandra was a past fling he had. Maybe long ago they knew each other and had a thing, then they broke up. Can't really imagine on what terms. Probably bad since Poseidon is VERY kinda narcissistic. That's definitely going to tank a relationship.

Not sure how they'd meet. Maybe Poseidon deciding he's a bit bored of Atlantic city and decides to go traveling? He tours around in the seas and he ends up near her shop(?) And at first she sees him as someone to swindle but then realizes he's king of Atlantic city. She can rob him blind and resell his treasures. But she'd need a plan. She decides to woo him to get closer and they end up dating. I imagine Poseidon caving into any attention he receives and happily dates her. He just wants someone to shower him with compliments and the job here is a little too easy for Kassandra.

Though with time she can't help but find him amusing. Perhaps she finds his stupidity hilarious. Perhaps she finds his obliviousness amusing. Perhaps she finds it somewhat endearing. Perhaps she finds it cute. Before she knows it she sorta ends up catching feelings. It doesn't help that they are somewhat together. Maybe not all of this fake dating was all so fake.

Of course she has a job to do and she does it well. She does feel regret somewhat but the dyll pain in her heart is easily remedied by the thoughts of the wealth she'll obtain through this scheme. Poseidon is just too easy. Also I think his narcissism makes it all a little easier both literally and emotionally. Yeah she somewhat likes him but its barely reciprocated in a meaningful way so its not really a loss. Sometimes she does wish it could have been better but eh she's not the type to hang up on her feelings.

I feel like post sotr if they met up again it would've been better. Idk how much she's willing to look past his current appearance but ya know? It might be a little better. She'd still rob him blind. It's just she'd actually feel bad about it this time lol

[yorgunherakles]

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mircea eliade - matmazel christina

[lesserknownwaifus]

Madame Kassandra from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake

[misterah13]

All SpongeBob characters

SpongeBob SquarePants

Gary The Snail

Shelley The Scallop

Patrick Star

Squidward Tentacles

Sandy Cheeks

Mr Eugene H Krabs

Sheldon J Plankton

Karen Plankton

Mrs Penelope Puff

Pearl Krabs

Larry The Lobster

The Flying Dutchman

King Neptune

Queen Amphitrite

Triton

Princess Mindy

Jody

King Neptune’s Mother

Mermaid Man

Barnacle Boy

Pyrite Ponderer

Miss Appear

The Elastic Waistband

Captain Magma

The Quickster

Madame Kassandra

Madame Hagfish

Squilvia

Squidette

Squidina Star

Bunny Star

Cecil Star

Herb Star

Margie Star

Grand Pat

Uncle GrandPat

Inga Star

Ed Star

Sam Star

Silly Star

Confused Star

Hungry Star

Janet Star

Marty Star

Patrick Nonstar

Ice Cream King

P-1000

Elephant Snail

Moose Snail

Squilliam Fancyson

Ma Cheeks

Pa Cheeks

Granny Cheeks

Randy Cheeks

Rowdy Cheeks

Rosie Cheeks

Sparky

Sue Nahmee

Cuda

Kyle

Phoebe

Rattlesnakes

Man Ray

Dirty Bubble

Harold SquarePants

Margaret SquarePants

Grandma SquarePants

Grandpa SquarePants

Todd SquarePants

SpongeBox

SpongeBox’s Holographic Doorman

Burger Beard

Prawn

Craig Mammalton

Rosy Cheeks

Macadamia

Pistachio

Hazelnut

Kenny The Cat

Regigilled The Octopus

Wise Kraken

Krakens

Goth Whale

Doctor Marmalade

Professor Percy

Lord Reginald

Atomic Flounder

Jumbo Shrimp

Sinister Slug

The Octopus King

The Moth

Breakfast Monster

Kelp Thing

DoodleBob

Clam Head Candy Cad

Jeff Tentacles

Kevin C Cucumber

Gordon Plankton

Cletus Plankton

Mama Plankton

Plankton 2.0

Betsy Krabs

Redbeard Krabs

Mr Doodles The Worm

Krabs Senior

Mrs Tentacles

Granny Tentacles

Jeff Tentacles

Plankton’s Ancestors, Cousins and Family

Granny Plankton

Spot The Amoeba

Chip Plankton

Lighthouse Louie

Otto

King Poseidon

Sage

Tony The Sea Turtle

Sea Turtles

Anchor Man

Buford

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Luther

Wonder Whale

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Wormy

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Fuzzy Acorns

Mystery The Seahorse

Sea Whelks

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Miss Marigold The Sea Snail

Penny Pinchers

Alaskan Bull Worm

The Sneaky Hermit

Hermit Crabs

Yeti Crabs

Federico The Waiter

Shrimp

Brine Shrimp/Sea Monkeys

Johnny Krill

Krill

Snellie

Sea Slug

Leech

Eel

Stanley S SquarePants

Captain Blue SquarePants

BlackJack SquarePants

Bubbles The Talking Dolphin

Janitor Bots

Ancient Warrior

Manatees/Sea Cows

Earless Seals

Bubble Buddy

Squidabeth

Clams

Scallops

Black Scallops

Karen Plankton 2.0

E.M.I.LP.

Fredrick

Abominable Snow Mollusk

Mermaid Teenager 1

Mermaid Teenager 2

Mermaid Teenager 3

Mermaid Teenager 4

Mermaid Teenager 5

Mermaid Teenager Incidentals

Mermaid 1 (The Cosmic Shake)

Mermaid 2 (The Cosmic Shake)

Mermaid 3 (The Cosmic Shake)

Sir Urchin

Snail Fail

Tooth Fairy (Character)

Narlene Narwhal

Nobbert Nobby Narwhal

WillyBob The Narwhal

Ma Narwhal

Pa Narwhal

Mr Eugene Krabs’s Three Nephews

Noseferatu

Kidferatu

Captain Of The Sea Ship Atlantis

Lord Royal Highness

Atlantean Royal Guards

Nando

Worm Hogs

Rolly The Dinosaur

Dinosaurs

Sea Dinosaurs

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Lucky The Sea Cow

Bessie

Sea Giraffes

Sea Bunnies

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Sea Spiders

Sea Chimps

Sea Monkeys

Sea Rhinoceroses

Sea Baboons

Sea Hippos

Sea Snakes

Sea Mules

Sewer Snake

Sea Monsters

Sea Monster

Fifi The Worm

Robot (Character)

Worms

Spotted Glistening Meadow Worms

Mrs Wormsley

Wormsley Children

Earworm

Peanut Worms

Nematodes

Rex The Worm

JK

Atlantean Citizens

The Greek Chorus

French Narrator

Goofy Goober

Mayhem Machine

Mr Sun

Patchy The Pirate

Potty The Parrot

Stephen Hillenburg

[tragicclownwrites]

So, I was having a hard time articulating this in the tags but I already have another ✨squidbob fic idea✨ and I felt shouting it into the void would hold me accountable to write it so... here it goes. 🤡✍️

I haven't played it but I've seen some content for SBSP: The Cosmic Shake and Madame Kassandra really inspired me to write a soulmate/fortune teller fic. 🧜‍♀️🔮 More deets/potential spoilers below the cut.

I don't want to give too much away, but I'm thinking Madame Kassandra is a scarily accurate fortune teller (but not a villain) that shows up in Bikini Bottom in her caravan. Like she uses a crystal ball, tarot cards and shit.

Anyway, Spongebob and Patrick go see her and then try to convince Squidward to get his fortune told, too. Reluctantly, Squidward does. At first he's super skeptical and makes it known, but she accurately tells him things about himself that she wouldn't be able to figure out with a lucky guess. So Squidward starts to believe her - he even gets a bit enthusiastic about it - so he asks her about his future love life. Kassandra tells him all these great things about his soulmate/fated partner (i.e., his partner is a natural artist, they bring out the best in him, etc.). As Squidward asks more questions, like where he'll meet them, he soon figures out that his soulmate is none other than.... Spongebob Squarepants.

So he basically tries to brush it off as some "mystical nonsense" and spends much of the fic in denial. However, he slowly but surely comes to realize his true feelings. And maybe it turns out Spongebob found out the same thing but didn't say anything?

I probably won't get to it for a bit, but it's an idea I'm playing with and I think it'd be pretty cute & fun to write. Thinking it'd be a short multi-chapter as I don't want to rush the ending and I do love a slow burn. 🔥

[the-indie-owl]

Here's my very own First Shipping Chart of One of My Fandoms (SpongeBob SquarePants).

Please Be Civil in the Comments and Reblogs, These Ships that I rank are just my Personal Opinion. So please be respectful. If you disrespect in the Comments or Reblog, I will either Delete Your Comment or Report your own Reblog if you don't be civil about personal views.

❤️OTP❤️

King Poseidon X Queen Salacia (Polacia)

SpongeBob X Sandy (Spandy)

Patrick X Princess Mindy (Mindrick)

Squidward X Squilvia (Squidvia)

🧡Platonic🧡

SpongeBob & Patrick

King Neptune & King Poseidon

Queen Amphitrite & Queen Salacia

Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy

Gary & Spot

Larry & Patrick

Pearl and Fred Blutang

Perch Perkins and Goldfish

Fred & Nat

Fred & Harold

Harold & Nat

Tom & Harold

Gus, Martin, & Scooter

The Trawler Cabin Squad

Sticky Fins Whiting and Dorsal Dan

💖Crack💖

Queen Amphitrite X Queen Salacia (SalAmp)

SpongeBob X Flying Dutchman (DutchBob)

Nartrick (Patrick X Narlene)

Sandlene (Sandy X Narlene)

Squidward X Squidabeth

Squidabeth X Barry

Sam X Blackjack

Chocoleg (Fred X Tom)

Nazz Mimi X Nancy Suzy

Shelia X Sheldon

Phil X Molly

Sadie X Abigail Marge

Mary X Lonnie

Old Man Walker X Mable

Miss Shell X Norma Edna

🩷Love🩷

King Neptune X Queen Amphitrite (Neptrite)

Squidward X SpongeBob (SquidBob)

Pearl X Squidina (Peardina)

Gary X Snellie (Snary)

Slappy X Slippy

Fred X Nurse Bazooka

Nat X Shubie

Mable Monica X Lenny

Dale X Abigail Marge

Frankie Billy X Nazz Mimi

Tom X Nancy Suzy

Dave X Nancy Suzy

Henry-Bart X Shelia

Vera X Medley

Tina Fran X Evelyn

Jennifer Millie X Jimmy Gus

Tom X Martha

Dennis X Mable

Old Man Walker X Mary

Frank X Debbie

💛Like💛

Mr. Krabs X Mrs. Puff (Kruff)

Sandy X Karen (Karendy)

Larry X Sandy (Landy)

SpongeBob X Kenny

Patrick X Tony (Tonyrick)

SpongeBob X Princess Neptuna (Spongetuna)

Bubble Bass X Kevin C. Cucumber

Squilliam X Perch Perkins (Fancykins)

Man-Ray X Dirty Bubble (Dirty Ray)

Stanley X Harold

Shelia X Don

Slappy X Nosferatu (Slapferatu)

Merlina X Entity Punkfish (Mertity)

💚Neutral💚

Pearl X Chip

Plankton X Karen (Plankaren)

King Poseidon X Madame Kassandra

Patchy The Pirate X Burger Beard

💙Ok💙

Squidward X Sandy (Squandy)

Squidward X Larry (Squarry)

Mrs. Mayor X Mrs. Puff (MayPuff)

Tina Fran X Charlie

💜Meh💜

Plankton X Mr. Krabs (Plabs)

Plankton X SpongeBob (PlankBob)

Plankton X Karen 2.0.

💙Dislike💙

Squidward X Squilliam (Squillward)

Squilliam X SpongeBob (SquilBob)

Princess Mindy X Sam

King Poseidon X King Neptune

💙Hate💙

SpongeBob X Dennis (SpongeDennis)

SpongeBob X Flats

Squilliam X Squilvia

🖤Crash & Burn (NOTOP)🖤

SpongeBob X Bubble Bass

Pearl X Dylan

🩷Ship with OC🩷

Prince Triton

Larry

Charlton Hawkfish

Nosferatu

🟤Stay Single🟤

Nobby

Ouchie

Old Man Jenkins

Chancellor

Tiffany Haddock

Lady Upturn

Bubble Buddy

Rube Goldfish

Gale Doppler

Plankrab

Boat Salesman Shark

Hieronymus Glove

Prawn

Sage

Otto

Lord Poltergeist

DoodleBob

Don Grouper

Richard

Archie

Harry

Francis

John

Mevis

Buddy

Perry

Horace

Halbert

Frank

Clay

Harold (Red Fish)

Lou

Patty

Norma

Nathiel

Thaddeus

Billy

Harv

Lloyd-Rich

Cara

Paco

Sylvester

Sandals

Pilar

Doctorfish

Norton

Frank (Life Guard Guy)

Bubbles

Bitsey

Electric Skates

Those who are interest in doing their own version, here's the Link.

[parme-san]

yeahh madame kassandra Woohoo yeah that's my girlfriend