#macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO
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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:
it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...
Except:
"This is a man we're talking about,
it's always about him."
#never forget the gang dines out was originally called date night#iasip#macdennis#the sinned system#fvr#dines out#rip dennis babe you tried.#macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO#tho rob's face in “make him seem like he's awesome” macdee reaction shot is.. interesting#and yeah dee may have sex with men but#shes literally never been romantically attracted to a man in her life#oh dee gives birth... ty#oc
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