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[south-of-heaven]

trish x reader x lita where reader needs a dress for a gala and drags her girlfriends dress shopping?

Wardrobe crisis || Trish Stratus x Reader x Lita

Summary: You have a red carpet event coming up but you have nothing to wear. That means you're dragging Trish and Lita to the mall with you to go dress shopping.

The impending red carpet event was looming on the horizon, and you found yourself in a wardrobe crisis. Despite having a closet full of clothes, you were convinced you had nothing to wear that would make you shine at the event. The solution was clear: it was time to go dress shopping, and you were bringing your girlfriends along for the ride.

Trish and Lita, your partners in crime and fashion, were more than willing to join you on this shopping adventure. They understood your need to look your absolute best and were excited to help you find the perfect dress.

As you strolled through the mall, you couldn't help but feel the excitement building. The trio of you were a stylish force to be reckoned with, and you were determined to turn heads on the red carpet.

Your first stop was a high-end boutique, where the dresses were so exquisite they seemed to belong in a museum. The three of you giggled and exchanged playful glances as you selected a few dresses to try on.

In the fitting room, you slipped into the first dress, a shimmering gown that made you feel like a star. Trish and Lita gushed over how stunning you looked, and you couldn't help but twirl in front of the mirror, admiring the way the dress caught the light.

The second dress was a bold and edgy choice, which you chose to honor Lita's unique style. The intricate patterns and daring cut had her nodding in approval. Trish snapped pictures on her phone, excitedly sharing them with her fans on social media.

Finally, you tried on a classic, elegant dress that Trish had picked out. It hugged your curves perfectly and made you feel like royalty. Trish and Lita exchanged a knowing glance, both clearly impressed by how you could effortlessly pull off any style.

After what felt like hours of trying on dresses, you finally settled on a jaw-dropping, red-carpet-worthy gown that made you feel like a Hollywood A-lister. The dress was a harmonious blend of your personalities, a piece that combined your style and the love of your two incredible girlfriends.

As you left the boutique with the dress carefully wrapped, you couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment and gratitude. With Trish and Lita by your side, dress shopping had turned into an unforgettable adventure, and you couldn't wait to strut your stuff on the red carpet, knowing you had the perfect dress and the perfect partners to make it a night to remember.

[machetegirl109]

AHHH im so excited for your Abby fic that’s coming soon!! Btw love your writing sm keep up the good work 💕💕

ty lovely person it means so much to me🥹 my noggin is not working properly rn n i want to post it today so bad but i refuse to post a shit work so.... it might have to wait till tmr!!! aaahh this sucks 🤬 this is literally a picture of me sitting in front of my screen today trying to write but being completely frozen ↓︎↓︎↓︎↓︎↓︎ literally me 🤷🏻‍♀️

i hope ure doing okay anon and keep on being gold 💕✨

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[south-of-heaven]

hardy!reader falling for lita while lita is dating her brother?

Fallen || Lita x Reader

Summary: You're the youngest Hardy sibling. When Lita starts dating your older brother you realise you've fallen for her as well.

A/N: Reader is over 18.

Growing up as the youngest Hardy sibling had its perks. You had two incredibly talented brothers, Jeff and Matt, who were not only your family but your idols. They taught you everything you knew about wrestling, life, and the importance of chasing your dreams. However, with their larger-than-life presence in the world of professional wrestling, it was easy to feel overshadowed at times.

One person who had always made you feel special was Lita. Her real name was Amy, but she had adopted the persona of Lita when she entered the world of WWE, and to the world, she was the high-flying, punk-rock Diva. To you, though, she was just Amy, a kind-hearted and genuinely nice person.

Amy had been friends with your brothers for years, and her friendship extended to you as well. She'd often help you with your homework, cheer you on during school events, and even give you wrestling tips in the backyard when your brothers weren't around. She made you feel seen and important, something that wasn't always easy in the shadow of the Hardy Boyz.

But as the years went by, something shifted within you. It was a gradual change, a transformation of feelings that you didn't quite understand at first. You began to look at Amy not just as a friend but as something more. It was confusing and overwhelming, and you struggled to make sense of it.

The turning point came when you saw Amy and your brother Matt together. They had been close friends for a long time, but their relationship had deepened into something romantic. The sight of them together, holding hands and laughing, stirred something in you. It was then that you realized the truth: you had fallen for Amy, and it was more than just a teenage crush.

Your emotions were a jumbled mess. On one hand, you were genuinely happy for Matt, your beloved older brother who had always looked out for you. On the other hand, you couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy and longing when you saw him with Amy.

You tried to bury your feelings, to pretend they didn't exist. You were the youngest Hardy, after all, and you had always been taught to prioritize family above all else. But as much as you tried to hide it, your heart had a way of betraying you.

One evening, as you sat alone in the backyard, contemplating your emotions, Amy found you. She had a knack for knowing when something was bothering you, even when you didn't say a word. She settled down beside you, her red hair glinting in the fading sunlight.

"Hey there," she said softly, her eyes filled with concern. "You seem a bit distant lately. Is something on your mind?"

You swallowed hard, your heart racing as you struggled to find the right words. "It's just...Amy, I think I've...I've fallen for you. And I don't know what to do about it."

Amy's expression softened, and she reached out to gently place a hand on your shoulder. "Hey, it's okay," she reassured you. "Feelings are complicated, and they don't always make sense. But I want you to know that I care about you, too, in a very special way. You're like family to me, just like your brothers."

Tears welled up in your eyes as you looked at her, your heart aching with both relief and uncertainty. "I don't want to ruin anything between you and Matt. He's my brother, and I love him."

Amy gave you a warm smile. "You won't ruin anything, I promise. Matt and I are strong, and we both care about you deeply. Sometimes, these things take time to figure out. What's most important is that we're honest with each other."

In that moment, you felt a weight lift off your shoulders. Amy's understanding and kindness were like a soothing balm to your conflicted heart. You didn't have all the answers, but you knew that, with time, you could navigate the complex web of emotions you found yourself entangled in.

As the years passed, your feelings for Amy never truly faded, but they did evolve. You cherished the friendship you shared, knowing that the bonds of family and love were intricate and often surprising. And throughout it all, Amy remained a constant source of support and guidance in your life, just as she always had been.

[machetegirl109]

would you date someone you met online like though tumblr

uhh i guess so, idk. im not opposed to dating someone i met online; but just like irl, it would take a lot for me to date someone - the only difference is that it started online

[xtremestratusfaction]

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