#macawesome

[the-last-outpost]

Red and Green Macaw (Ara chloropterus) at Sedgwick County Zoo #macawmonday #macawesome #redandgreenmacaw #greenwingedmacaw #macaws #macawsofig #macawsofinstagram #birds #sedgwickcountyzoo #zoos https://www.instagram.com/p/CbXoNHzgIxN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[peaceful-omnic]

@mcawesome-jesse-mccree ↳ Continued (X)

☯ "I may know the perfect place for you, " Zenyatta replied, removing his hooded cloak to drape it over McCree's head and shoulders. "Try not to be too conspicuous. We don't get strangers here very often and people can sometimes be afraid of what they do not understand." He gave his friend a reassuring pat on the back before leading the way towards a village.

[peaceful-omnic]

☯ - The footsteps belonged to a traveler, cloaked with a hood to avoid over heating from the sun rays. Such traditional getup earned the omnic looks for wearing it, as well as the quiet chimes coming from the khakkhara tucked away in his pack.  Zenyatta had told himself that by carrying the staff he would honor it’s former owner. It was given to him by another omnic who had practically begged him to seek refuge with the Shambali in Nepal, a place far from here.

For what it’s worth, the journey had been interesting so far, but Zenyatta was always in need of a place to stay and what little supplies he carried was close to running out. In desperation, the traveler paused to look over the little home, not aware that the homeowner was currently present. 

Omnic!AU (open starter)

Jesse had fought his way through the God Programs control when he was perhaps six months out of creation. They were still weak after the long war and the omnics were glad to be free of their old masters.

Jesse had settled on his own, and had taken a shining to the old world “cowboys” when Humans were more prevalent in the world. He settled back as his solar panels charged his power cells, only tilting his hat up when he heard someone walk toward his little home.

[soldier-on76]

I really wanna play with werewolf jack and werewolf jesse. X3 because jesse having a teacher as a pup (mcawesome-jesse-mccree mun)

ooc. Send me a starter anytime or message me and we'll plot something. I'm always down for Jack adopting more kids. XD

Jack: "Just don't call me Daddy."

@macawesome-jesse-mccree

[wilmuck]

Macawesome! 

Ooops I’ve been gone for so long... I’ll try and check in more often but I do post much more regularly on my Twitter and Instagram so follow me there too if you want! :D 

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

Twitter roasts MLB player for mansplaining birth control to Jessica Chastain

If you come at the Queen, you best not miss.

That's the important lesson MLB player Matt Garza learnt when he tried to "educate" actress, activist and all around boss, Jessica Chastain, on birth control.

SEE ALSO: Requests for IUDs are up 900% at Planned Parenthood

It all went down after Chastain tweeted her dismay about changes to U.S. health insurance policy.

#BirthControl is no longer covered by health insurance. Congrats USA, you're doing your part to keep women out of the work force. #smfh 😠

— Jessica Chastain (@jes_chastain) January 13, 2017

If you are not ready to provide for a family, if you want to finish school, if you want to build a career, protect yourself. #IUD @PPact

— Jessica Chastain (@jes_chastain) January 13, 2017

Garza, evidently a champion mansplainer, decided to jump in.

It's called abstinence, a word that has been forgotten amongst this generation... it's the best contraceptive... #juatsaying https://t.co/OgKg1qQmln

— Matt garza (@Gdeuceswild) January 13, 2017

There's a lot to unpack in that one tweet. Luckily, Twitter was up for the job.

The first and most obvious criticism was that Garza himself became a father at the tender age of 18. How's that for hypocrisy? 

.@Gdeuceswild Yeahhh. How many ppl do you know who are abstinent? Don't lecture women about abstinence...especially when you had a kid at 18

— Nick Bolton (@NickBolton13) January 13, 2017

Matt Garza has 6 kids and became a father when he was a teenager. This generation tho, man. https://t.co/M0F6OJCFf8

— bobby daniels (@BobbyJDaniels) January 13, 2017

BECAUSE MATT GARZA, FATHER OF 6, (FIRST CHILD AT 18) IS THE REAL SPOKESMAN OF ABSTINENCE ONLY 🖕🏻

— e. (@NIIGHTWlNGS) January 13, 2017

So @Gdeuceswild knocks up a girl at 18 and then preaches to @jes_chastain about abstinence? Smh 🤔

— Animal Farm Magazine (@AnimalFarmMag) January 16, 2017

The second cluster of criticism centred around the audacity of a man lecturing a woman about her body on the internet — something that seems to happen only once every half a second.

@iFlopSets @Gdeuceswild @jes_chastain so glad you know what is good and bad for girls PLEASE TELL ME MORE pic.twitter.com/lju49p4nTS

— Stangle's Kid (@lisasaurstomp) January 13, 2017

@EthanBearman I take birth control due to an illness, not for pregnancy prevention. Matt Garza is a knob.

— Miss Goodas (@missgoodas) January 17, 2017

@iFlopSets @lisasaurstomp @Gdeuceswild @jes_chastain awesome advice from a guy that doesn't have a uterus!

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) January 13, 2017

Thanks Matt Garza! I really needed some Grade A mansplaining today.

— Keely Flanagan (@keely_flanagan) January 13, 2017

@Gdeuceswild good point. I just have a hamper full of filthy socks and my wife sits on the washing machine 12-6 pm and we're doing great

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) January 13, 2017

And finally, as things got messier and messier, people just started dragging Garza's playing.

@Gdeuceswild Matt, if you ever get to the postseason on your trash team, maybe abstain from giving up 4 runs in six innings like you did last time.

— Wesley Funcrusher (@wesleyfuncrushe) January 13, 2017

@Gdeuceswild You play for the Brewers. What do you know about birth control OR baseball?

— Caroline Dohack (@CarolineDohack) January 14, 2017

Oooof. That is a perfect storm of criticism you've just endured, Matt. Nobody messes with Chastain.

how on earth did I miss this Matt Garza thing, and also, why did I have to see this Matt Garza thing

— keithlaw (@keithlaw) January 14, 2017

BONUS: Facebook stalkers confess their dark secrets

[aardwolfpack]

Macawesome!

Art Proulx '95

[nasiontheisraelite]

#WeirdSitComFacts Arrested Development is based on Eric Trump's idealised version of his life. http://pic.twitter.com/UmI66XzcLP

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) June 6, 2017

[rtscrndr53704]

The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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[repwinpril9y0a1]

The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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[pat78701]

The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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[exfrenchdorsl4p0a1]

The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame http://pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9

— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds

— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering​ walks on the beach. No vegans

— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation. Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight http://pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook

— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me

— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds http://pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1

— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food http://pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK

— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I will love you to pieces.

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds Searching for anyone with half a brain

— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds

— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot

— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds

— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?

— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds

— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds

— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds

— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains. ...so no Trump supporters #ZombiePersonalAds

— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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