#ma'am WHAT?
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It frustrates me to no end that Jace won Rhaenyra important allies through diplomacy and is trying his utter best to be helpful and yet she time and again sets him aside. And then she cries "my own son doesn't believe in me bla bla" Like TF? He's literally trying his best! I hate show Rhaenyra this season sm
#whatever happened to fierce mamma Rhae who would kill for her sons#jace out here trying his best to win her allies and whatnot#and she is saying he doesn't believe in her???#ma'am what?#she dismisses her allies' counsel and doesn't offer any ideas of her own#and then she has the audacity to complain that they don't see her as a queen?#what have you done but whine and complain??#i'm sorry but was the murder of your son not enough reason to fight the war??#jace please just take the throne for yourself#your mamma is turning useless#anti hotd#hotd critical#jacaerys velaryon
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Not her grasping at straws 😂
#the wc furthers women in civilization in general#women in the public are just treated better ya know?#ma'am WHAT?#where did they find these people#Ace's ⚽️ things
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#signed a former muslim in a mostly muslim area who didnt know people were actually taught that santa existed for the longest time#throwback to the time our white primary school teacher asked what we wanted from santa claus and we were all like. ma'am what do you mean#santa's not real did you think santa was real?#and she had to try her best to protect the like 2 white kids in the class from learning santa doesnt exist#poll#christmas
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bad news bears I have an almond mom
#she do be eating occasionally but like#she took a yogurt and watermelon and came home and said#we're gonna have a light dinner bc I had that big lunch#ma'am what?#you did what?#when?#are you an ant?#it was a big lunch if you're an ant#but we respect other people's food choices in this brain so#ok ma#love you
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What the actual fuck do you mean that Agatha initiated the kiss??? She was so desperate that she even went in for another try???
This will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my days.
#I am on the floor#that I've witnessed this with my own eyes#what the actual fuck#wow#we really have CANON sapphics in the mcu now#agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along#agatha x rio#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#also if Rio doesnt want to kiss you I volunteer Miss Harkness Ma'am#I still can't believe this is real
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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again
#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up#And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit#Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS#I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade#I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research#The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that#Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion#I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you
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drawing i made for a narumitsu fic i’ve been writing for the past couple months! it’s 29k words of phoenix tackling his hardest case yet: getting edgeworth to agree to a pet name. completely finished & uploaded, T-rating, established relationship… link’s here if you're interested, if not, enjoy the sillies!
for venturing under the cut, i reward thee with the title card & section break illustrations! my favorites are the origami family and the popcorn pigeon :P
and finally... tigerworth...
#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#my art#fanfic#fanfiction#ace attorney fanfiction#i feel way too embarrassed about this for someone with them kissing in my pfp#“aaa what if people think i'm weird for writing fanfic”#ma'am shut up you are on tumblr. this is your target audience.#anyways!#proud of myself for finishing#wahoo :D#thanks vulfpeck for fueling this#“there's no way this goes over 20k” < famous last words#finally i can do something else. like draw more ace attorne--
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this lil guy literally sparks sm joy you guys have no idea...💙💛
#my art#shinx#pokemon#pmd#ik what you're thinking...#“is that another new art style lixy?”#and to that i say#“yes beloved ma'am/sir”#“it 100% is”#also found a new brush set that i am obsessed and in love with!!!
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Trish is right, and she should say it. Louder.
#ma'am youre husband isn't that great#what does he do?#sit there?#is he furnishing?#why isn't he helping?
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- How exactly do I 'sharpen myself'? - Against the tyrant's throat, of course.
ORIN THE RED ▶ Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios
#bg3edit#gamingedit#gamingladies#videogamewomen#baldur's gate 3#bg3#orin the red#orin#rj.gif#🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#yes ma'am#sorry gortash unfortunately i am not immune to hot evil women voiced by maggie robertson#tav is like she just kidnapped our friend and attacked our dog what are you doing#and i'm like yeah but have you seen her#what a woman
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You look lost...
#Elvis Presley#my art#I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation#something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes#poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis
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once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:
"Um," I said, eloquently.
And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony
#she was so so adamant about it like.#ma'am.#specifically i did it that way because i wanted to express the fact that the character felt particularly foolish#like their brain being all like 'oh nice job what an eloquent way of putting it dumbass'#but without writing all that out ya know.#but no it was 'wrong' and it had to be removed :/#creative writing courses have never done a damn thing for me tbh#i know there has got to be a better way to teach it so that it doesn't quash someone's creativity#but i have yet to find one that does so#people are so weird about writing as an art compared to other visual arts :/#lulu talks
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"The stories were great this year. I think we felt like we had to come out even bigger, and bolder, and biblical with it." -Angela Bassett teases season 7 finale(x)
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#s7#911 cast#911castedit#angela bassett#angelabassettedit#gifs#mine#asdflksjdflksjd MA'AM WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????#BIBLICAL????? FIRE HOT??????#OH ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN BAD AND IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT I FEAR
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need the historical romance girlies to go back to their roots and read forever amber (1944)
#forever amber#kathleen winsor#it's SO serious y'all. five star book and it didn't even have to make me cry i'm going to think about it for the rest of my life#amber is the ubermensch of unlikable female characters and i am obsessed with her. worst woman in the world. wife city.#there's a terrifying section set during the plague where she has to nurse her Main Lover (horrible dude. hate his guts) back to life#two of the nurses sent to help die of plague then right when the horrible man gets better amber also gets sick#so they get a third nurse who is willing to murder them both to get their money so horrible dude murders her first#the plague section is soooo tense and scary it's almost a novella in itself. wonderful writing and detail#kathleen winsor read 365 books about restoration england and was painting diagrams of houses and dresses#ma'am i'm sorry i think i have to retroactively make you take the autism test. incredible devotion to history#there's also a great bit where amber murders her abusive third husband (out of four) and disguises it with the fire of london#literally what else can you want from a book#lit#sometimes i make stuff
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One of the key things about Wei Wuxian's dynamic with Madam Yu is that even after everything he deeply deeply respects her. And in fandom I very often see people change that into something a lot more negative because they think his feelings need to be "corrected" into something more "appropiate" for the woman who abused him
And I do get it. It can be deeply cathartic to finally let yourself think badly of your abuser, especially if you were made to feel like you owed them something. So of course people are going to explore such a thing in fanfiction. But I do think that you lose something very interesting if you decide that he didn't care about her.
Wangxian's first two marriage bows are in front of her spirit tablet and Wei Wuxian openly says she should consider one of them the bow to the father and mother, essentially claiming her and Jiang Fengmian both as his family. He's so shocked and offended by the idea of attacking Jiang Cheng in front of them that it pushed him over the edge of exhaustion and he fainted.
Mind you all of this is after the scene with the tree where he let Lan Wangji catch him, a moment meant to symbolize Wei Wuxian accepting himself as worthy of protection and help. Even after that realization, he still respects her. And Lan Wangji sits with him. Lan Wangji, who certainly has no qualms about hating people who've mistreated Wei Wuxian, nonetheless lights incense and bows to her and Jiang Fengmian's tablets with him, because if nothing else he accepts the respect Wei Wuxian has for her.
Look, all I'm saying is that of the two people who heard Yu Ziyuan's last request before her death only one of them listened to her and it wasn't Jiang cheng!
#mdzs#yu ziyuan#wei wuxian#mdzs meta#yu ziyuan: wei ying you have to protect jiang cheng with your life#wei wuxian: got it ma'am#jiang cheng: how about i do literally the exact opposite of this and sacrifice myself for wei wuxian first chance i get#what i'm saying is that if postcanon madam yu magically came back to life miraculously knowing everything that happened since her death#Jiang Cheng is getting yelled at FIRST
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fuck it kya and her bad ass lil kids at the grocery store
#CANT TAKE THEIR ASSES NOWHERE 🤦#one of the other people in the aisle are like ma'am please get your kids and shes like what kids🤔#modern au#kya i#katara#sokka#atla#avatar the last airbender#alicias art
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