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Order Management System
If you need help arranging your company's orders, go no further than mSELL. You want an order management system (OMS). It's like having a super-organized assistant who handles orders from start to end. It monitors inventory, tracks orders as they go, and even communicates with customers. It's a must-have for ensuring everything works smoothly. For further information, please contact us at [email protected]
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Why does the world smell lie… pancakes
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Geoduck Pirates
This is a story from a reader and friend, posted with permission and appropriately redacted as if it were a Regency novel.
My family has a cabin in P----, gorgeous place, been in my family for several generations. Among other things, the region is famous for geoducks; I don't particularly like them but I'm not a clam person. However, geoducks are a delicacy in Japan and can go for $125 a pound or more, so farming them is very lucrative.
At the cabin we have mad neighbor Mselle M------. Mselle has been annoying for many many years; ever since I can remember she's been engaging our family in property disputes, complaining about our cabin blocking her view, that kind of thing. Annoying but livable. However, some years ago she leased her tidefront, the legality of which is still unclear, to geoduck farmers. It's horrible; it looks like this:
Slap a PVC pipe in the ground with a baby geoduck, it can't escape, and gets to full growth there. They can get up to about 3-4 feet just for the siphon, and when they do they look like this.
The Unviersity of E-----'s college mascot is the Geoduck, did you know?
So, last summer, I saw some boats come up and harvest them, and I thought, Finally, maybe the fucking pipes will go away.
Except it turns out, Mselle didn't get any money because they were GEODUCK PIRATES. They were not the people she'd contracted with to harvest the fully grown geoducks!
Unfortunately her response was to lease out even more tidal land, but that gives my family more grist for the lecal mill that we're engaging in to get her stopped.
GEODUCK PIRATES!
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Sneefing and snorfing the air and someone here is eating a fucking PIZZA I can MSELL the savory meat toppings and I'm gonna go insane
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EVERYTHING MSELLS OF AFARLICS
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... s msells nice here. like dogs.
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u msell like cheese
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hey guys. umm. if u ever spill 0 acetone nail polish remover on ur carpet twice in a row and it msells really bad get a giant piece of cardboard and wave it around. open the window too and make the allergies worse.👍
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Sales Force Automation Solutions
Increase your sales efficiency with Sales Force Automation Solutions. Simplified your sales processes, enhance productivity, and gain valuable insights. Our tools will help you to manage leads, track customer interactions, and automate tasks, ensuring your sales team can focus on closing deals and driving revenue growth. Contact us today for more details and you can also email us at [email protected]
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlD220
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlCs8k
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlCrxH
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlCrg7
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlCr2K
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MSELLE: The high-end Australian fashion brand redefining luxury and exclusivity in the world of fashion
http://dlvr.it/SlCqjr
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