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serpentsurgency · 5 months ago
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Well, that's a mood!
I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.
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guns-and-botany · 8 months ago
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Say sike right now
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serpentsurgency · 17 days ago
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I do it because I'm a kid and dogs do it, too, and Kostya is a something, but sometimes I act out when I don't get enough attention
- Min
Are you implying it's not getting enough attention or something? It literally is cuddling all day.
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serpentsurgency · 3 months ago
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... How's that going for you?
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Get the fuck out-
... Nice t' see y'a again. How's hell treatin' y'a, or did you decide t' skip out after tastin' th' flames?
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serpentsurgency · 6 months ago
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Maybe you should get them gloves?
... Eh, might be useful. I'll check the shops on the way home from work next week.
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serpentsurgency · 5 months ago
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Maybe you should bite back! I'm sure their weird decomposing blood won't have any weird effects on you.
That sounds disgusting. No.
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serpentsurgency · 5 months ago
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Pfft.. smothering them in their sleep is still an option!
It is.
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serpentsurgency · 5 months ago
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Your pet corpse might have indirectly killed two people!
I-…
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serpentsurgency · 1 month ago
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Agh-… Some kind of warning next time would be nice…?
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serpentsurgency · 4 months ago
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Eleven has been around for.. 3.500 years? Approximately? And she's yet to find a way to get better.
... We'll still figure something out.
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serpentsurgency · 5 months ago
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Hi! Anderson Robotic lady here. We'll just want to see you to get measurements for the hand, if that's alright with you? It shouldn't take up too much of your time at all!
- Alisha
… Whatever. Fine. How do I know you won’t try anything weird though?
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serpentsurgency · 1 month ago
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Died because Two has some kind of weird genes! Again, all allegedly, considering our source is someone called Liar. She did say she'd like to repeat the whole thing though!
… Well… That’s Liar. I wouldn’t believe her as far as I can throw her.
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guns-and-botany · 11 months ago
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Feels like I'm bein' spied on..
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serpentsurgency · 8 months ago
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Eliiii? What does Henry taste like?
... I don't know. ... Weirdly specific but kind of like fucking. Honey glazed ham or something?
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guns-and-botany · 11 months ago
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That's what I'll do to your face
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guns-and-botany · 11 months ago
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I got my Gryfalcon prosthetic arm from the same shady guy that used to sell me weapons and armor and buy all my weird junk as a teen. Maybe keep an eye out for for his tent.
- @white-rabbits-captain
Uh, yeah, no, I don' think I'll do that
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