#m mutters

[zmaragdos]

rare photos of my cats hanging out together on the same bed 🥺

[comingdownwithme]

People say that you need to make a good first impression but uhhh, idk where this would be on the "this is alright" to "holy shit what was that" scale.

Anyways, woe, ticcijeff be upon ye because I read ONE, singular fanfic that was too good for something made in 2016 and it changed my brain chemistry forever

[p4nishers]

wait a fucking minute. MOBIUS was the one who taught loki they didn't want to be alone. it was MOBIUS who made them realize that, only they couldn't articulate it at the time. it was MOBIUS that asked them "do you really think you deserve to be alone" and SHOWED them the answer by being there for them at every turn. like. dude.

[howtodisappearcompletelyand]

20/10 stars little guy

[socalledsomethingorother]

chat help me how many freckles does izuku have. not like. the eight we see. but how many freckles do we think katsuki knows about, since he canonically knows the correct amount

[foccaccia]

rereading animorphs and once in a while marco will say “people dont understand the word ruthless. they think it means ‘mean.’ its not about being mean. its about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from a to b. the line that goes from motive to means. beginning to end. its about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.” and then repeat it, over and over, "i can see the bright clear line and i know she can too" as he tries over and over again, as he tries to lead a group of his friends to kill his own mother, who is host and slave to the leader of a race of parasitic slugs who have so much genocide and incomprehensible crimes on their hands its impossible to describe in a succinct post

and then they go to school the next day and giggle about cinnabon, play video games, and steal back a doodle saying "cassie ♡ jake" from another students house. bc theyre all like. 13 years old. and the second they stop having to carry the weight of a species and a war on their shoulders, theyre really fucking written like 13 year olds k.a. applegate did such a good job with this series

[poppy-purpura]

you cant imagine my passion for art and sometimes I hate drawing so much but I want to show you my insides I hope you enjoy it :)

[stilesdemonbaby]

Call My Name by KouriArashi

Summary:

After moving to Beacon Hills, Stiles starts having recurring dreams of a man in some kind of prison, who needs his help. Things get so bad that he ends up in Eichen House, where he finds out that the man is real.

Tags: Mystery, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Magic, Conspiracy, Mental Health Issues, Mental Institutions, Panic Attacks, Eichen | Echo House, and everything that was wrong with Eichen House, because seriously what was that, POV Stiles, Magical Stiles Stilinski, Feral Peter Hale, at least at first, Stilinski Family Feels, Mating Bond, Eventual Happy Ending

Published: 2015-06-04

Words: 81,370

Chapters: 18/18

Rating: Mature

[saltedcoffeee]

v amused at how fast the cast accepted david's personality change like ah yes this must b his True Self for sure he's an asshole MF HE'S STİLL LYİNG ❗❗❗❗

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

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[zmaragdos]

the worst thing in the world happened to me today

in the rain, i drove up to a drive-up mailbox to post some get well cards, a thank you note, and a holiday card--all of which are handmade and totalled probably 8 hours of my time between design & assembly--and because the mailbox was not angled ideally for someone to maneuver letters into it from a car (which is supposedly the purpose of its design) it spat my letters (8 hours of my love & time) into A FUCKING STREAM OF WATER DIRECTLY BELOW THE BOX & SENT THEM FLOATING TOWARD A DRAIN WHICH ALMOST ATE THEM. i couldn't bend down to pick them up because they were about a foot below my car door and I AM ALSO ALMOST 8 MONTHS PREGNANT AND CANNOT SUCESSFULLY BEND FORWARD RIGHT NOW. luckily, my partner was in the passenger seat so he rushed out and rescued my drowning letters

they were wet (not as wet as expected) but i posted them regardless

harrowing fucking experience at the post office drive-up box god damn

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

heck i can NEVER remember where to put the u in "camouflaged"

[constellationcrowned]

((Nobody gets me like @magioffire fuckin gets me!!!!))

[jianghuchild]

WIP Wednesday

I don't think I've ever done one of these. Leaning into my teenage cringe with a Maze Runner self-insert. Warnings for a bit of not-too-graphic violence at the end.

(When I say self-insert I mean Skinner is symbolically me when I was watching tdc and screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A MICROPIPETTE" and "THAT'S NOT HOW UTILITARIANISM WORKS" at the screen)

Skinner nearly doesn’t notice the figure, slipping into the maze from another opening at her periphery. She squints, trying to make him out in her blurry vision. No one should be going into the maze this early in the morning, and certainly not alone. She makes it to the opening just in time to see the figure disappear around a bend. Skinner glances over her shoulder, mouth pressed thin, then back at the maze. “No one ever accused me of thinking things through,” she murmurs, then plunges into the maze. Almost immediately she begins to regret it. The walls are tall and claustrophobically close. They seem to breathe down her neck, choking out the sliver of sky like a valley of shadows. Skinner rubs the ache out of her knuckles as she rounds the bend. The corridor is empty. Three more paths fork out of it—three invitations to a silent death. Skinner glances back the way she came. Maybe she should go back and get one of the Runners, Minho or Newt. Whoever came in here, will they be able to find him again? She’s just about to go back when a shift in the air tickles her ear. Skinner turns, just as Newt’s body drops out of the air and shatters at her feet. Skinner screams.

[lalalaugenbrot]

am Strand einer deutschen Nordseeinsel, erster Tag nach dem gestrigen großen Osterferien-Anreisetag, Mutter zu ihrem etwa 8-jährigen Kind, tiefe Enttäuschung in ihrer Stimme: "Ich hätte wirklich nicht gedacht, dass du so eine Entwicklung nimmst... früher warst du viel lustiger, freier..."

[panda-of-the-trash]

Why tf am I hearing seagulls rn