#lysander just gets YEETED

[hpshipbattles]

ROUND ONE SHIPS

(keep in mind these are all randomly created from a pool of 64 characters. we are not here to debate dark ships vs light ships, we are here for fun. Feel free to suggest ship names for anything you see)

Lysander Scamander x Remus Lupin (Remsander)

Augustus Rookwood x Elphias Doge (Rookdoge)

Pavarti Patil x Blaise Zabini (Blavarti)

Lorcan Scamander x Septimus Weasley (Septorcan)

Victoire Weasley x Cassandra Vole (Vicsandra)

Neville Longbottom x Severus Snape (Sneville)

Minerva McGonagall x Horace Slughorn (Wiseslug)

Hermione Granger x Cornelius Fudge (Fudgmione)

Nearly Headless Nick x Tom Marvolo Riddle (Brainteaser)

Penny Haywood x Fleur Delacour (Penfleur)

Ron Weasley x Petunia Evans (Rontunia)

Hannah Abbott x Kingsley Shacklebolt (Shacklebbott)

Rita Skeeter x Yann Fredericks (What if we just called these two Yeet?)

Dennis Creevey x Dolores Umbridge (Creevbridge)

Rowan Khanna x Dorcas Meadowes (Rorcas)

Nymphadora Tonks x Firenze the Centaur (Centonks)

James Potter x Marcus Flint (Jarcus)

Rose Granger-Weasley x Dobby the House Elf (Robby)

Delphi Riddle x Qui LeBlanc (Augurvamp)

Molly Weasley II x Barnaby Lee (Barnolly)

Luna Lovegood x Penelope Clearwater (Lovewater)

Harry Potter x Pansy Parkinson (Hansy)

Sebastian Sallow x Chiara Lobosca (Loballow)

Barty Crouch Jr. x Albus Dumbledore (Albarty)

Sirius Black x Tulip Karasu (Prankstar)

Lily Evans x Madam Rosmerta (Lilymerta)

Cho Chang x Helena Ravenclaw (Cholena)

Fabian Prewett x Grant Chapman (Grabian)

Hestia Jones x Regulus Black (Restia)

Draco Malfoy x Albus Severus Potter (Dralbus)

Lily Luna Potter x Scorpius Malfoy (Scorlily)

Lavender Brown x Percy Weasley (Paperseer)

My bad for jinxing us guys as I was spinning this I wondered if we were actually going to get Scorbus and then the wheel decided to do something funny. some of these ships are ships I’ve seen before and I was surprised by how many of them could probably actually be enjoyed by people. but yeah suggest ship names if you have any ideas I did put down the ship names for ones I knew or ones that I could easily come up with myself.

(rules and submitted characters)

[creatiionary]

anonymous asked : now I image Them finding out about lysander's plans to yeet human life . and they just descend upon kalos SOLEY to kick that scuffy lion wannabe into a wall with its back legs .

— JDHSHDHJ THATS REALLY FUNNY BUT ALSO . realistically . realistically . if They knew about his plan . i don't think Arceus . would've done anything . not because It doesn't care , never because It doesn't care , but because . idk They just don't like intervening in stuff like that . a big thing for Them in regards to Their creations is the ability to choose , and if a group of people make the choice to destroy everything -- and don't use pokémon of myth / legend to do it ( flare got away with it bc xerneas / yveltal were in their dormant states and They didn’t notice ) -- who is Arceus to take that away from them ? the weapon was fired before , and life still went on , so why should It spend time dealing with that ? its not as if it matters in the long - term .

— They struggle a lot with that btw ,, the whole ' this event is gonna hurt and/or kill a lot of living things , but its not like life is going to end ' thing . It understands time as a concept but It wholly exists outside of time . it doesn't click quite right in Their brain because They literally don't experience the flow of time like everything else . so ' it doesnt matter in the long - term ' means ' something similar happened At Some Point and its fine NOW so whatever ' . this is also why It doesn't usually give a shit if mythical / legendary pokémon go just a TINY bit apeshit sometimes . so long as the conflict doesn't get personal ( Giratina ) or go on for too long ( until They get tired of it ) They'll leave it be .

— They're sorta like an irresponsible pet owner . It sees cute shit and goes ' awww :D ' but when Its creations start acting up They pretend They do not see it and make no attempt to alter or analyze the behavior ( unless it negatively affects Them directly ) . It cares , but its Arceus's first time managing an entire universe , you know ?

[santiagobroketheglassceiling]

MY MIDSUMMERS REHERSAL GETTING WILD!

[justisaisfine]

Making other people feel better helps make yourself feel better right?

Sanders Bros AU taglist .

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[simplyskipper]

A Midsummer Night’s Dream in a nutshell

So im putting on a performance of AMND ((if u live in walmart/tyson area hmu for friday and saturday showing for only 5 bucks)) and have been learning the story and what it means. so i thought i could explain it too yall pretty briefly.

so like 500 years ago this stoner named william was an author. whenever he was high, he was horny. and whenever he was horny, he would write plays. it was a system. one of the more popular of his plays was this like three-plot love square comedy featuring ass jokes. it wasnt as bad as some others, william was more high than horny, though he did slide in some queerbaiting so thats cool

anyways the story starts with wonder woman’s mom Hippolyta (amazon queen) who is a warrior lady or someth. but this stuck up duke Theseus like beats her and then marries her for that sweet sweet amazon cash ((and sexx)). so it starts off with him all like “we get married in four days i cant wait for ur cash” and she’s like “eh i dont like you n dont want to get married but yanno whatever ig”. so theyre talking and then theseus turns to the wedding planner philostrade and is like “dude go make everyone happy bc im happy >:DDD” and philostrade yeets offstage. so then they’re not really arguing and suddenly this rich dad/friend of theseus named Egeus busts in with his daughter Hermia and is all like “this boitch is pissing me off. cmere Demetrius” and like this hot cool rich guy comes in and is like “yo” and egeus is like “yeah i want him to marry my kid but then this th o t” and Lysander comes in “is like tricking her into liking him and she wont marry demetrius” and like egeus totally loves demetrius but its not gay what

so anyways they talk for a bit and then lysander is like “im just as cool as demetrius but even cooler because he had sex with Helena” and the duke is like “umm im gonna talk to dem and egeus offstage cmere.” so then like hermia and lysander are all sad and decide to run away to a reletave of lysander that night and tell Helena who is so jealous of Hermia. So traitorous hHelena tells demetrius and they runn off into the woods after tyhe lovebirds.

so theres also these two fairies named Oberon and Titania. Titania is the fairy queen who is friends with tyhis indian woman who died and left his son to her and she wants to raise him as a “changeling boi” but Oberon wants him to be his slave or something so he can get this sweet sweet power so they argue. 

and then theres like these working dumbasses who are going to put on a play led by director peter quince. and he assigns roles but this ahole nick bottom is all like “ah i could do the whole thing” and this moron snout is like “what are the lions lines?” and then they kinda talk for a bit before blasting off

so then like oberon tells his buddy puck to put flower juice that was hit with cupid’s arrow in titania’s eye so she falls in love with the first person shee sees when she wakes up

then like the love square all fall asleep in the woods and oberon feels bad for helena so he tells puck to put the w33d in demet’s eyes but puck messes it up and puts it in luysanders eye but luysander sees helena and falls in love twith here but she thinks its a mean prank

then oberon gets mad and tells puck to put it in real demet’s eye and demet wakes up wne lysander is chasing helena but he falls in love with helena and not lysander talk about queerbaiting

so anyways like helena is all sad bc she thinks its a mean joke and hermia is confused because her bf is after helena and lysander and demetrius are gonna fight and like theyu do

then puck is watching the mechanicals ((the dudes doing the play)) practice in the woods and turns bottom’s head into a donkey head bc he an ahole and then like all the others run off in fear and titania wakes up and wants to smash him so she pampers him and all that

then like puck leads demet and lysander away from one another by changing his voice and then like fixes lysander but not demet and then like the love square is fixed and demet is with helenaa and hermia is with her boi lysander and then they like pass out nake in the woods

so puck goes and fixes titania and then bottom and bottom goes back to his squad

then like titania got rid of changeling boi and titania and oberon are together again

then theseus and his hunting party go to the woods and theseus is like “im so cool look at me hippo” but then they see four nake l00sers asleep and egeus is like “freaking no wait kill lysander” but demet stands up for him and theseus decides to do a triple wedding ((poor philostrade))

so they go and have thr wedding and its getting late and theseus is all whiny bc hes bored so philostrade is like “yeah theres this 10 word play but its like really shitty” but theseus decides to watch it anyways and it freaking blows but whatever its funny

so then they dance and its time to go to sleep and smASH FWINALLYT and then puck is like “if this offended u just say its aa dream” and boom end of play 

[theprodigypenguin]

hi I made a list of question yay~ but it had 18 numbers in it,,, so I think I'm going to send them in parts with the most important ones (turns out it's 11). starting with: 8, 20, 28 and 30.

Lol thank you (and thanks for warning me about my asks being turned off oof).

8. How did you get involved in your latest fandom?

My latest fandom is of course this one, but I don’t think I’d consider myself categorizing myself as being part of the TCC fandom as a standalone because there’s aspects of every segment in the Wizarding saga (Fantastic Beasts, Mauraders, Original Series, and now TCC and next gen) that I like.

That wasn’t the question, Amelia, you punk ass bitch.

OKAY so I got involved in the Wizarding fandom almost a year ago back in November (I remember it was right after Thanksgiving) when I decided to stop by my local bookstore (which my dumbass CONSTANTLY forgets is just a block away from me) and buy the entire seven book box set of the original series, the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them textbook (the big red one), and the Cursed Child screenplay. It was the first time I’d read the play, because when it first came out I was pretty impressionable so I believed what everyone said about it being trash. Long story short I read it in an hour, it wasn’t trash, and I decided to restart my Tumblr account to start hyper-obsessing over Scorbus and the next gen babes.

I’d read the original series YEARS ago, so long ago I forgot almost everything about what I read (which is hilarious in some sense but also super cool cuz when I reread the books it was like reading them for the first time again which was kind of a beautiful experience). I’d never been really interested in Harry Potter though (he kinda pissed me off when I first read the books). Though I’d always been obsessed with my Hogwarts house, as most folks are. It was Albus and the Cursed Child that really helped me appreciate the story. Now I’m utterly obsessed and I own way too much Hufflepuff merch oof.

20. Any ships which you surprised yourself by liking?

Lily and Lysander (Lilyander). First of all, it’s a het ship, and those aren’t usually my style because gay ships (W/W and M/M both) just make me feel more. It’s mostly because both Lily Luna and Lysander don’t really have much confirmed in regards to their canon personalities, stories, etc., so I took full creative and artistic liberty and built their relationship from the ground up based on how I perceived them and they just turned out to be so fucking Good™. Probably one of the very few het ships I would sacrifice my soul to. Of course if you ship either of them with someone else, be my guest, but Lilyander is the only ship for me in regards to those two next gen babes. One of these days I really wanna write another fic for them cuz Creation Out of Nothing was honestly so fun to write, and I think it’s a good idea to explore more genres and expand my comfort zone, even if it means writing het ships XD I really like writing from Lysander’s POV too because my take on him being an absolute disaster Ravenclaw is so good.

28. If someone were to draw a piece of fanart for your story, which story would it be and what would the picture be of?

I didn’t even have to think hard for this, it would be the kissing scene on the bridge at the end of Damages because writing that scene gave me some Emotions™.

30. What inspires you to write?

Spite. Not even kidding. Spite fuels a lot of my writing. Probably because I’m a Taurus, yeet. 

BUT also music, reading other people’s writing, movies, friends and ESPECIALLY my readers who seem legitimately interested in seeing more from me. That especially touches me so much, you have no idea, because a lot of the time I look at my writing and just:

Then I remember there are people who exist who took precious time out of their life to read the trash I wrote and that is? Literally so motivating? Like you could have done literally anything, there are BILLIONS of actual books and other fanfic, BETTER fanfic that what I put out, yet ya’ll decided to read my work? Bless you.

BUT it’s mostly spite.

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[femboyyghostface]

003 lot an scamander

I love you, Mal

How I feel about this character:

I love him so much. A couple years ago I had so many google docs just full of headcanons about him and no one will ever change my mind.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

Hugo for some reason es the one my braid decided on when I was younger and I stand by that so uhh, yeet.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

Only character coming to mind is Lysander. They’re attached at the hip willingly, and though you can tell them apart (mostly due to their hair length) they really do seem to be two halves of one part. Their personalities are different, but it always feels like something’s missing when they’re not with each other.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

It’s a pretty background character so I guess all my opinions are probably unpopular huh? But anyways Lorcan is trans and thems the facts.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

We know nothing, and that’s enough for me because I want Joanne nowhere near my son.

Favorite friendship for this character:

Probably Molly II, I imagine they would probably get along quite well.

My crossover ship:

I don’t really have one tbh.

send me a fandom, ship, or character!

[heroicisms]

iNTROS PART 3 I’M SO TIRED LET’S GO

BANG HAEJIN

saturn’s headmaster’s daughter yEET

she wanted to be a hero, but her dad told her when she was very young that she wouldn’t make it, so she just studied until she figured out what she wanted to be, and she decided that she still wanted to help heroes and asked her dad to let her work as an assistant of sorts in the school

she has the ability to detect emotions, but it can sometimes be difficult to tell whose emotion is whose in a large crowd

some of their emotions can fuel into hers a tiny bit so if there are too many people with strong emotions she can get overwhelmed and has to be alone for a bit

she and her father have a ?? strange relationship ?? like sometimes he treats her like another staff member but other times he’s her daughter and other times she’s someone who can be trusted with any secret whatsoever and she just wishes he’d make up his mind

she doesn’t teach a class, but she just sorta assists with things, like setting up hero training or helping students study or performing first aid and the like

she’s just a helpful person all-round tbh and she’s an easy person to talk to bc she can understand how you’re feeling without you having to put it into words

ALEXANDER MIN aka SHOCK

basically zane lbr

he can emit electricity bUT he can’t really control where it goes by himself so he needs some tech items to help him direct it and all that fun stuff

he works for the league of villains, or a sort of subsection of it bc that’s the life he was born into since his mother was already part of it before he was born

the jobs he ends up going on are mostly to intercept signals and the like, especially since while he’s competent in combat, he tends to destroy quite a few things around him when he partakes in it, so things just end up getting messy

he’ll get a redemption arc bc of course he will

not that he needs tHAT much redeeming he just ?? does what he’s told and likes playing pranks on the other league members when he can so

his mum disappears for days, weeks at a time so he knows how to look after himself and people are always surprised at how independent he can be bc he often acts so childish

he likes to go out in casual wear and pretend he’s normal sometimes rip

DOMINIC FIELDING aka RED LIGHT

ya boi has paralysis inducement which basically just means he can stop people from moving temporarily. it only works on living things tho

he always wanted to be a hero but bc of his colder demeanour people just sorta assumed he’d end up some sort of criminal or even a villain ?? which just influenced him to work harder

the entrance exam was kinda difficult bc his quirk wouldn’t work on the droids and shit but he managed to beat quite a few with just his hand to hand combat skills, which made him one to watch

he was the type of student who was all “why do i need to know this, it’s not relevant to me, anyway” but was super studious on the subjects he DID consider relevant, so the teachers were just “????????”

he’s an underground hero, which means no one really knows the name ‘red light’, he does things under the cover of darkness, his hero persona a secret, but he’s still a legal hero

people were surprised when he became a teacher bc Mr Cold & ‘Everything is Unnecessary’ teaching kids ?? and wanting to deal with them at all ?? what ?? and then he ended up being super effective in his own weird af way so ??

he is 110% the class dad don’t mess with his kids bitch

i’m still debating on whether he should be the main teacher of the 18 year olds or the 19 year olds gimme ur opinion

NAM SUNHWA aka LUX

ya girl has solar manipulation so she can manipulate the sun, but there actually has to be sunlight around her, so she isn’t that effective inside or at night

she became a hero bc it just ?? sounded like a good time tbh and her parents weren’t the bEST tbh they just sorta ignored her and assumed that she would become a deadbeat like them, so she decided she’d become something flashy to prove them wrong and tHUS SHE BECAME A HERO

she had a falling out with her parents midway into studying in saturn and hasn’t spoken to them since idk where she stayed during that time but ?? i’ll figure something out

she’s a partier and loves going out at night, even though that’s when she’s weakest, but she knows hand to hand, so she figures she’ll be okay

she’s also a very social person and has a lot of connections, plus she’s also made a name for herself in the fashion world, and a lot of her hero merch is designed by her

that being said tho she can be super self-absorbed and sometimes she just needs someone to pull her head out of her ass

tHRIVES in front of cameras

she’d be the worst teacher in terms of actual hero training but she’s good when it comes to advice about being in front of the camera and beauty tips and all that fun stuff

MENG DAIYU

while technically a civilian, they’re surrounded by villains 24/7, it’s just that they’re like cullen and are a captive rather than someone who willingly works for them

they can read minds but can’t control it, so when they’re out in a crowd the thoughts can become super overwhelming hence one of the reasons the villains keep them in isolation most of the time. the other reason is that no one wants them to read their mind

they were abandoned as a kid when their quirk first manifested and they accidentally revealed to their mother that their father was cheating, and continued spouting out truths about one to the other. in denial, the parents abandoned them rather than owning up to their own issues

that’s when they were found, pROBS by the same association as cullen but if u guys have any other ideas come @ me

their job is basically to be an assistant, and most of the time, that’s what they are, but when they’re having a conversation with someone untrustworthy, daiyu must stand there and look all assistant-y while reading their mind

they don’t speak a lot, and they especially don’t like revealing discord between the members since they were punished for doing so when they were very little

they’re in isolation, but they’re not without stuff to do, and their constant thought is just ‘it could be worse’ and that’s what gets them throughout the day

someone save them pls

LYSANDER MARS aka DASHER

he has super speed which is an oldie but goldie

his entire family comes from a long line of heroes, so it was inevitable that he would be one too, but he doesn’t mind. his only issue is that he wants to make a name for himself in his own way rather than depending on his surname

he can be a bit off-putting in interviews and it’s very easy to see when someone’s pissed him off bc it’s so obvious like if this were an anime you’d be able to see the vein popping out of his head

he hates getting asked about his family all the time. like he loves them and they love him but sometimes he wants to talk about himself, not how great his parents are, or about the pressures of living up to them

he’s that one friend who seems to live close to the downtown area so everyone just ends up crashing on his couch in the middle of the night and he’s just “why me i need to move”

tbh he’s not that social and yet ?? he probs has a bunch of friends ?? he’s just “i don’t have friends” and then like 5 people at once walk past and just “hey dasher wassup”

he’s known to be at multiple fights at once because of his super speed, but it drains him a lot more quickly

SON CHIWON aka THE DREAMER

he has illusion magic though it’s mostly just limited to sight, but he’s working on the rest of the senses while he’s at saturn

he’s the type of person who wants to please everyone, and so when he was a kid people would be like “hey chi !! can you create this !! hey chi !! can you do this ??” and he’d do it but it tired him out so easily

he’s still like that tho rip

he wants to become a hero bc he wants to help people for a living, and he thinks he has what it takes to be a good hero, especially after passing the entrance exam

other people sometimes doubt him tho bc he’s so soft and sensitive and just wants everyone to be happy so they underestimate him a lot, and while he’s not the bEST in his grade, he’s definitely on his way to being a great hero

his parents are super supportive and also soft like they don’t want him to get hurt but they’re also so proud of him

tries to include people in everything

when he’s sUPER emotional his illusions can act up without him realising, but he apologises profusely whenever it happens and there are people around

he calls himself ‘the dreamer’ bc he likes to use his powers to make people’s dreams come true, even if it’s just for a little bit, though also because people think he’s super spacey and wrapped up in his own little world, which isn’t wrong tbh

SAKAI RAIDEN aka BLACK CAT

feline physiology, but he’s the same as baram, so he can’t actually change inTO a cat, he just has the senses of one

he a flirt

he has 2 mums but he’s biologically theirs

tbh at first he decided to become a hero for the hell of it, bc he thought he had the ability and bc it’s a respectable profession, but he ended up really loving the look on people’s faces when he saved them while he was interning and he wants to see that more often

he acts like a cat all the time tbh, like he’ll sleep in people’s laps and purr when someone scratches behind his ears and he naps in the middle of the day sometimes, he’s the resident house cat

u can also distract him with a laser pointer tho

even tho he’s a flirt he’s a soft flirt bc a lot of the time he just wants to cuddle a bit and he just thinks it’s better when there are kisses involved

he’s a bit of a night owl cat and when he becomes a full hero he wants to work mostly at night

he’s not the class’s number 1 or anything but he doesn’t really wanna be ?? he prefers to go at his own pace bc he knows that’s better for him, and he doesn’t really have any interest in trying to beat people who are aiming to be in the same profession bc what’s the point of competing when all he wants to be is a hero ?? not necessarily number 1 or anything, just someone who helps people

[survivorparr]

YE SHE BASICALLY DID (though it’s possible I’m a liiiittle biased). Okay SO, an attempt at coherent thoughts ( @sassbewitchedmyass @onlyjaimebrienne in case you wanted to read too!!)

first of all, Midsummer’s as a whole was BEYOND, and completely screamed “gay rights”. The genderswapping?? Gay rights. Gwen making Lysander kiss Demetrius and Hermia kiss Helena?? Gay rights. Gwen’s green dress??? Gay. Rights. Imma drop the rest under a Read More because I can feel that this is gonna get long.

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My tickets were for on the floor and I knew somewhat how the platforms were gonna work (thanks to y’all, I’d seen the promo vid/gifs), and I’m v short, so what I’m saying is that I spent 80% of the night in the front row of crowd, right in front of the platforms. There were points when Gwen was literally inches from me, like I could’ve extended an arm and touched her (but successfully did not, thank you lizard brain). Her facial expressions were just... beyond. In the beginning when she’s Hippolyta and she’s in the cage and she’s reacting to Hermia but not speaking? Holy jeez. She seared a hole through the theatre with her fury. When she’s trapped, she looks so desolate and Oberon goes “what cheer, my love?” and she gives this fake smile and then immediately drops it for her WITHERING reserved-for-Nik scowl and everyone lost it. Her voice, my god, and like, reciting Shakespeare?? Like, it just sounded so natural (and velvety he l p). When she did the squeal thing while up in the air (she’s just heard that Oberon fell for Bottom), I nearly fainted (yes I knew it was coming, no I was not prepared for it to happen twice in the span of a minute). During Pyramus and Thisbee, something particularly extra happens with the mechanicals, and I see Gwen just take her whole nearly full champagne flute (full of seltzer) and DRAIN IT, like, full chug. I think we made eye contact a few times, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if she couldn’t actually see any of us because stage lights. The cast and the production itself were AMAZING and I would be glad to gush about it as a whole to anyone who wanted to hear! After bows, the platforms drop and there’s a final dance party on the floor with the cast, but Gwen yeeted (which is so valid because that’d probably be super overwhelming). I left a few seconds early so I could get up the stairs more easily (arthritis flare, yay), and went for the stage door. Shockingly, only like 20 people were there? And her PA (who looks EXACTLY like season 3 Brienne, people - Gwen has her OWN BoT) comes out and is like “Ms Christie will sign one item each, please have phones at the ready for pictures). So she comes out and her hair is GORG, in perfect curls, and I’m like how??? It’s been in a wig for 3+ hours??? And she’s in this long flowy grey dress, she looked like an ethereal angel. Anyways, she seems a bit tired (justifiably), but still completely full of grace and is signing everyone’s stuff. She gets to me and I had nothing to sign so I asked if the selfie would be okay and she says yes, so I take it. I had to run back to the front of the theatre to find my friend, and then we walked back past the stagedoor, and she was still out there signing for the last few people, so my friend hops in line. I take her photo for her, and then Gwen is like “do you want one too?” and I was like “oh, no I al-“ and she was like “ah, we already did one” and I was like “yes but thank you!”. And then I was like “also, congratulations on the Emmy nomination - we’re so happy for you!” and she was like “oh, thank you!!” and I go “Gwemmy for the win!” and she smiles and goes “bless you” and that’s the story of how I died. We’re literally so blown away and v tempted to go again on Thursday before we leave the UK and see it from totally different angles on the floor (floor tix are by far cheapest). Anyways, THANK Y’ALL for letting me gush, ily (if anyone got this far, I’ll be mad impressed lol) - I wish I could’ve had you all with me!!

HUMAN BLUR GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE AHHHHH

@sassbewitchedmyass @onlyjaimebrienne @sergwenni pls someone panic with me

[santiagobroketheglassceiling]

our midsummers gets a bit wild

[my-happy-little-bean]

Golden Slumbers - Chapter 20

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Chapter 20: Yellow Roses

pairings: logan/patton (logicality), roman/virgil (prinxiety) words: 2787 warnings: alcohol, sad vibes, maybe swearing; with solemn, you never know (bean edit: there is no swearing! such wonders is this!) summary: logan fray has been running his flower shop, aster’s, for about three years now. he hasn’t run into too much trouble yet—other than the occasional presence of his friend, roman prince, who runs a broadway-themed café across the street—and his life had been relatively quiet for quite some time now. that is, until patton sanders opens up a gift shop next door that prides itself in pun-filled cards. that’s when logan’s life gets a bit…louder.

a/n- did you know that roman has a cat named dinah? she was mentioned in chapter 9, did you know that?

we back, bby. 

thanks to @solemn-writing-vow​! writing with you again has been an absolute pleasure. god, we should do this more often. 

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“yellow roses = associated with the sun and its life-giving warmth; friendship” 

~*~ 

‘It’s quiet. It’s too quiet. 

Say something. 

It’s quiet, and it’s dark,

and you’re alone, and–’

“Here we are!” Roman announced, flicking on the light switch with his elbow, turning around, and peering over the box he was holding. His bright smile snapped Patton out of his thoughts. “Welcome to my kingdom!” 

Logan rolled his eyes. “Where can we situate ourselves?”

“Dinah’s probably sleeping in my room, so boxes can go in the guest room, Buzzed Light-kill,” Roman huffed. He looked over at Virgil and smiled. “You want to help Logan, mi amor? I would do it myself, but–” 

“Boxes would snap your noodle arms,” Virgil said smugly. He nodded, grabbing the box out of Roman’s arms. “I’ll take care of it.” 

Roman placed a hand on his chest dramatically, his mouth falling into a little ‘o’. “My arms are not noodles! I just– have other important things to do…” He finished lamely as Virgil and Logan made their way to the guest room. ‘Oh well. Mission Failed. We’ll get ‘em next time. Back to the most important issue’. 

Roman turned around and smiled kindly at Patton.

“Let’s embark on a grand adventure to the kitchen, shall we?” Roman extended his hand, sweeping into a low bow. “Fulfill our quest for that hot chocolate?”

‘Say something.’ Patton swallowed down a lump in his throat as he stared at Roman’s hand.

“Sure.” Even his own voice sounded small. Weak. He decided it’d be best to not say anything else. He tried not to notice the fall in Roman’s smile. Now you’ve disappointed him. Made him worry about you. Idiot!

“Fantastic!” Roman said, almost without missing a beat. He straightened himself up once more and took Patton’s hand. And Patton did not flinch, no he did not. “Let’s be on our merry way!”

“Please be careful, will you?” Logan’s voice sounded as if it were miles behind them now. It also sounded sad. 

“To infinity and beyond!” Roman exclaimed instead, skipping to the kitchen and dragging Patton beside him. 

“Why won’t you smile, Patty dearest?”

Patton didn’t know why.

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The hot chocolate grew cold on the counter. 

“I’m not sure standing here is going to help,” Logan offered, rather unhelpfully if Roman could say anything about it. “Are you going to give it to him or not?”

“I will, calm yourself,” Roman muttered, his tapping on the counter speeding up. (He was tapping in 5/4 time, what has he become?)

Logan looked over at Virgil, who was peering through the kitchen window that gave a view into the living room. Following his gaze, he noticed Patton was still sitting on the couch Roman had left him on, staring wordlessly at The Tigger Movie on the TV. He peered back at the hot chocolate. “It’s gone rather cold, too.”

“I just don’t know what to do.” Roman continued to tap his finger on the counter, pointedly ignoring Logan at this point, since he’s hardly getting to the point. Out of principle.  

“He’s never not bounced to ‘Round My Family Tree’ before,” Virgil noted, continuing to stare at Patton with a certain kind of astonishment. Logan sighed. 

“Well one of us is going to have to do something,” Logan stated. “We can’t just leave him there alone for a lengthened period of time.” A pause. More quietly, Logan adds, “He’s done that enough.”

Roman glared at him. The tapping intensified. “I’m doing everything I can, Logan.”

“He’s just...staring at it.” Virgil spoke even quieter now.

“We can’t just continue to do nothing,” Logan pointed out once more. “Someone needs to talk to him.”

“Why don’t you do it, Pointdexter?” Roman hissed. “He clearly won’t want to talk to any of us. I’m sure you can Fix-it...Felix.” 

Logan looked at him incredulously. “Pardon?”

“Junior,” Virgil quipped lightly. A beat of silence before the joke finally registered, by the look of faint disgust on Logan’s face.

“Ah, I see.” Logan pushed up his glasses. “I suppose I was mistaken beforehand. Someone needs to talk to him other than Roman.”

“I’m trying to help!” Roman protested. “I started the conversation, I made him hot chocolate–”

“That you haven’t given him,” Logan interrupted.

“I put on some Disney," Roman soldiered on, ignoring Logan’s point. “Like, come on! This is the formula to a happy-pappy Patton!”

“Guys,” Virgil finally said, a bit more firmly this time. He spun around on his heel and faced Logan and Roman, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Look, how about Logan, you just bring the hot chocolate to the kitchen and sit with Patton until we’re there. You don’t have to talk to him, at least just watch the movie with him. Okay?”

Logan looked over at Patton, who was now hugging a pillow to his chest with the same, blank stare at the TV. He sighed, but nodded anyway, grabbing the hot chocolate and making his way to the living room. 

When he was gone, Roman glared at Virgil. 

“What gives?” he hissed quietly. “You told me I was doing great! This is me...doing great!” 

“Yeah, at a distraction,” Virgil said, nervously looking over at the living room as he watched Logan take a seat beside Patton. He shook his head. “Though I’m starting to think we’re running out of distractions.”

“No doi!” Roman said, almost exasperated. “That’s the issue, Christopher Rob-him...of…” A pause. Roman scrunched his face up in frustration. “Look, all my brain power is going towards solutions,” Roman rambled. “Don’t give me problems, give me solutions, Christopher Rob-him-of-solutions! Him being...him being– being me!” He pointed wildly at Virgil and triumphantly blurted out, “A-ha!” 

Silence. Virgil rolled his eyes.

“Wow.” Virgil shook his head. “My point is that…” He took a deep breath. “I’m starting to think that maybe distracting him so that he can be temporarily happy isn’t what he needs right now.” 

“I don’t want to see him sad either!” Roman protested. 

“Well, none of us do,” Virgil shot back. “But maybe we need to push that aside for him. He needs to be sad; the one thing we can give him right now is some company to be...sad in.”

Roman said nothing. Virgil sighed, looking over at Patton, who was now crying into Logan’s shoulder. The movie had been long forgotten. 

“It’s hard seeing him like this,” Virgil said quietly. “It’s harder knowing that he was hurting. I was standing right in front of the person who hurt him and I did nothing.”

Roman’s face softened. “There was nothing else you can do, mi pequeño rayo. You said what you wanted to say.”

“Not everything,” Virgil muttered. “There was loads I could’ve said. Maybe more I could’ve done there too.” He averted his glance from Roman. “I wanted nothing more than to rip her to shreds for ever making Patton feel like...like this.”

Roman took a step closer to Virgil. “I know.”

“He doesn’t deserve it.” Virgil’s voice trembled. “It’s a horrible feeling– to know you’ve done so much to make something work. Realizing that what you’ve had for so long wasn’t even love to begin with– it’s a horrible, horrible feeling.”

“I know.” The words slip out before Roman could stop it. Virgil looked at him with wide eyes and Roman blinked. 

What was he doing? Roman’s thoughts raced. He needed to be whatever they need right now; why was he not doing that? 

He needed to be their hero.

Not this.  Not now.

Roman tugged at the hem of his sleeve. 

“Maybe you’re right,” Roman finally said. He straightened. “He needs not to be saved — but supported.” He smiled. “I can do that.”

Virgil frowned. “We can do that. Okay?”

Silence. 

“Of course, love,” Roman stated simply.

And with that, Roman tapped Virgil’s cheek softly before heading to the living room to accompany Patton. Virgil watched him as he left.

He couldn’t help but stare at Roman’s arm, the scene of him tugging down at his sleeve lingering in his head.

“I know.”

Virgil bit the inside of his lip. It’s a horrible, horrible feeling.

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When Logan sat down beside Patton, all Patton could hear in his head was “say something.”

“I, um–” Logan cleared his throat, presenting Patton with a soft blue, tartan patterned mug with angel wings on it. “Roman made you hot chocolate. Marshmallows and all.” He frowned. “Though I am afraid it is rather cold now. And the marshmallows have melted.” 

A pause, before Logan promptly offered a small smile, holding the cup a little more towards Patton, who just stared at it. 

“Why can’t you grateful for once?!”

“Thanks,” he said softly, taking the cup and holding it on his lap. Logan nodded, and the two fell into silence once more. Patton watched as Logan took a glance at the TV. ‘Fill the silence, fool!’

“I simply do not understand the premise of this movie,” Logan finally said, clearing his throat. Patton could see the haze of orange and black reflected onto his glasses. “Why are all the characters wearing those...costumes? I am almost certain that Winnie the Pooh does not look like that.”

Patton forced a quiet laugh. 

“They’re trying to make Tigger happy,” he responded softly. He tried to ignore the way Logan looked back at him (stupid, stupid, stupid) and instead fixed his stare on the movie.

“Patton,” he heard Logan say quietly. “I– we are here for you. You are...you are aware of that, yes?”

Patton felt numb at the words. He shouldn’t need to be taken care of. 

“I don’t know how I never...how I never saw it, you know?” Patton’s voice barely broke above a whisper. He can’t help but laugh, despite it sounding so broken. “I’m a bit silly, aren’t I?” 

“Patton,” Logan said, almost sternly. He placed a hand on his knee, and Patton tensed up at the sudden contact. “You are not at fault for this.”

Patton said nothing.

“Now, you’re not going to cry, are you, Patty?”

“It doesn’t really matter.” He bit his lip. “It doesn’t matter anymore because– because it’s over, isn’t it?”

“Pat…”

“I messed everything up, even if– even if you think I didn’t.” Logan’s heart broke at Patton’s feeble attempts of breaking into some kind of an optimistic smile. “And now I lost...well, everything.”

“Falsehood. We have at least four boxes full of your things. Furthermore–” Logan added gently– “you are here.” Safe.

“Doesn’t make me any less lost,” Patton replied, his voice breaking. He swallowed down a sob when Logan didn’t respond. 

“Lo,” he murmured, his voice suddenly smaller. 

“Yes, Patton?”

A pause.

“What if that was it?” Patton finally asked. Before Logan could cut in, Patton continued. “What if she was all I had?” He looked at Logan with wide, teary eyes. “What if she was my soulmate?”

Logan frowned. Silence filled the room for a few seconds as Patton’s question lingered in the air.

“Patton,” Logan decided to say, “I am not in the business of believing that such errant frivolities such as soulmates exist.”

Patton bit back a sob. 

“So I’m alone.” He broke into a laugh; this one more strained than before. “I’m sorry, Logan. I just...I don’t think that helps. Not now, at least.”

“No, the intention of my statement was not to make you...upset.” Logan cleared his throat. “It is a mere belief of mine, I think.” He took a deep breath. “I do not believe soulmates exist because it is preposterous to believe that there is one person for everyone. There are simply just...the right people. That is why people are able to be happy, alone or with significant others — their existences are not dependent on another being, nor are they incomplete until they find that person.”

He sighed. “There are just the right people, Patton; people who improve you and allow themselves to grow alongside you.” Patton averted his glance from him and Logan added, more hesitantly, “The universe is too intelligent as to not have another plan for you. It is…ineffable.”

Silence.

“Thank you, Logan,” Patton said his voice numb; “but you are wrong.”

Logan found himself speechless. Patton continue to force his stare away from Logan in the hopes of hiding the tears rolling down his cheeks. 

“Y-You’re wrong,” he said again, “because I couldn’t change.”

“Patton–” Logan sputtered out.

“It’s true, okay?” Patton felt himself shake at every word. “I couldn’t change– who’s to say I could change for anyone else? Who’s to say that I’ll be able to change for the right person too?” Pathetic, you’re being pathetic, stop stop stop stop. 

“Patton–”

“God, where am I even going to go?” 

“I’m not wrong.” Logan huffed. “You’ll stay with…me, I suppose. If you’re amenable– ah, willing.” 

“And then what?” Patton cried, exasperated. Logan’s mouth snapped closed. “Logan, what if I wait and wait and wait and then realize too late that she was my last chance?”

Patton bit his lip, tears blurring his vision. 

“I-I’m just so scared.” He can’t stop the sob from escaping. “Logan, what if I can’t live without her?”

And that was the breaking point. 

Logan’s body structure tensed, yet his walls crumbled; as Patton collapsed onto his shoulder and began to cry. He could feel the tears stain his shirt and it took all of his will power not to cry with him. 

He instead took Patton’s wrist and felt for his pulse, making an affirming noise. 

“As I thought.” Patton looked up at him, sniffling. 

“What?” 

“Place your hand over your heart.” 

“Why?” Logan sighed at Patton’s blank stare.

“Just do it.” 

Patton slowly did as Logan said.“What…” He looked confused. Logan looked at him softly. 

“Do you feel your heartbeat? It’s steady.”

“I don’t understand–” 

“You’re living,” Logan interrupted. “You are alive, and she’s not here.” Patton sniffled a bit, letting out a strangled half-laugh. Logan’s heart fluttered with the small victory. 

“It’s not the same, really. But thanks.” Patton said softly, leaning back against Logan.

Logan’s mind raced for how to respond or if it would be too much, but was saved by Roman resting his head against Patton, wrapping him into a hug. Virgil soon came to sit beside Roman, reaching to hold Patton’s hand.

No one said anything as the movie faded out of their attention. 

And it was quiet.

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The morning came and went without any of them noticing it. Logan—who just watched as the little group that surrounded Patton drifted off to sleep as the night passed him—came to terms with the fact that he would just not be going to work. He could afford one day, after all. 

He took the liberty of texting Thomas on Roman’s phone that Roman would not be at work; and every now and then Dinah would make her way into the living room, jumping onto the space beside Logan. She was a gorgeous cat, Logan noted — though by the looks of how Patton’s sniffles turned into sneezes in his sleep, she probably couldn’t stay for that long. 

As he continued his mindless thoughts, a dull headache beginning to build up—‘Never again, I’m never drinking again’—he felt his phone buzz twice beside him. 

Careful not to wake anyone up, he slowly reached over for his phone and pulled it towards him. Without really looking at the sender, he slid open the first new message.

From: Jen | 7:01 am

Hey, sorry for how long this took. But good news! Turns out ur still smart as heck and the flower TOTALLY WORKED. Obviously not magic, but still pretty close! :D :D Let’s grab some coffee soon and talk, nerd <3

Logan smiled half-heartedly on the screen. He had forgotten to update Jen about the state of his little ‘project’ and wasted her time, god, why does he just do everything wrong?. 

Beside him, he suddenly heard the faint sound of Patton’s steady breathing, turning to see Roman’s head slowly drop against his chest. Virgil’s hand was still tightly locked around Patton’s. 

And Patton was quiet.  And Patton looked...at peace. 

If there is anyone who is smart, he typed back, it would be you. It is a complete wonder that you figured it out, and I look forward to meeting with you for said coffee in order to learn your method of how you did so. What day works for you?

He pressed send without thinking about it too hard; it’s time, after all, to change.

And as the golden sun poured through Roman’s curtains, a new thought filled Logan’s mind

as he drifted off to sleep.

You’re going to have to read the other text eventually, you know.

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