#lwt drop

[treatcute]

i have normal thoughts about this mouse

[just-a-fella]

here we go ! :3 (sorry if day 2's is a bit bad, tried doing a full side view drawing)

[mariocki]

New Scotland Yard: Fire in a Honey Pot (1.8, LWT, 1972)

"You make it sound very convincing."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Your Mr. Logan was seen at the club on the afternoon before it burnt."

"Oh, now, don't ask me what could have taken him there, to a place like that."

"You mean you've never heard of the protection business?"

"Isn't that what you're in?"

[atinystaypixie]

Pixie. Pixie PLEASEEEEEEE. Can I just get a taste of subby!Fatgum. Girl please, you need new people on that damn BNHA master list and I will give you the heaviest pictures I have of cannon accurate Toji cock, please I beg of you. You know what, I don’t even care if it’s sub or dom, I just want him

-🍄

MY BABY 🍄!! THANK YOU FOR THE LONG WAIT AND BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME! I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT😙🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

WC: 1.2k+, Not proofread (as usual 😭)

CW: Pussy eating, kind of switch of power, mostly Service Top!Taishiro aka Fatgum, sex on the couch, unprotected sex (wrap it b4 you tap it)

18+ MDNI!!

When you told him to come give you a kiss, you meant a kiss on the lips of your face not the ones between your thighs. You had been happy to see him after he returned from the gym. The broad shoulder man always loved to work on his physique and spent hours there. His best reward was coming back to you after working hard and you would always greet him so sweetly.

But his favorite sweetness was your sweet pussy. He would convince anyone that your pussy was the healthiest meal for him. Your juices were an energy boost. A natural source of dopamine. You didn't even make it from the living room couch as he pushed you back and took you right there.

"Tai! Baby, aren't mmm aren't you tired?" You were met with a toothy grin.

"Not at all. Gotta eat to stay strong." He placed a kiss to your folds before running his tongue up your slit. Your juices were essential to his survival and he wouldn't waste a drop of them. Coating his tongue in them before wrapping his lips around your throbbing clit. The sucks he gave to your bud causes you to squirm and buck your hips to his face. He places a firm hand on your thighs keeping you spread for him. "Stop squirming. Let me enjoy my meal."

Taishiro always showed his love for eating, so it was no different when it was time for him to eat you out. He was moaning, pure bliss flowing through his veins from your taste. His dick stiffening as he licked another thick stripe up your folds. The roughness of his tongue against you forcing your voice to hum out through the room. The knot in your stomach tightening as he started scissoring his fingers in and out of you.

Your voice gave out before you could tell him you were releasing on his tongue. A high pitch squeal replacing the words you were about to moan out for the muscular man between your legs. He didn't need warning, he knew your body all too well. The fluttering of your walls around his thick fingers, the way your thighs flexed under his hands. He caught every drop that you gave him. He loved the taste of you and refused to lwt any go to waste. Taishiro's eyes rolled back at your juices hitting his tongue. His body felt charged as he tasted your climax.

"So good. My favorite. Good girl." He was speaking through licks as he helped you through your orgasm. He didn't let you calm all the way down before he was pulling off his pants and stroking his heavy cock. His cock was thick just like every other muscle on his body. Your lips were met with his as he slid into you. The taste of your release was still on his tongue as he swirled his with yours.

His dick was sensitive. The man truly loved eating you out, just being between your legs was enough to have him on edge. He was barley fully in when he let out a whine from you wrapping around him.

"Tai, aww my baby. Take it slow." You often would have to guide the beefy man through fucking you. His brain would turn to mush the minute your wet cunt sucked him in. Tai had great stamina, but your pussy did something to him. He could never hold out for long when it came to you. Your nails scratching down his back, the moans that left your mouth, your lips trailing his jaw as he delivered slow deep strokes to you. He couldn't help but always be ready to burst inside of you.

It didn't hell he had wired himself to only focus on your pleasure. He only wanted to fuck you how you wanted to be fucked. There was no pleasure in it if you weren't getting the pleasure you deserved. "Like this, baby?" He ached for your approval. Eyes locking with yours, searching for the answer he already knew but needed to hear.

"Y-yes! Tai, right there!" It was intense. You could never tell who was in control. He whined for you constantly but the way he fucked you always would remind you how big he is. He messed with your brain more than you messed with his. You could tell him anything to do and he would, but the pleasure he gave you by hitting the insides of your walls so perfectly made you clutch and beg for him more. Incoherent sentences flowing from your mouth as a large, veiny hand held your head up so he could stare into your eyes.

He took his free hand and lifted your leg higher, placing it over his shoulder. Your ankle being met with a sweet kiss from him as he watched your face morph into more pleasure. "You like that, pretty girl." It wasn't even a question at this point. More of a statement that he loved seeing you nod your head furiously as your breath caught in your throat every time he thrusted into you. Glossy eyes shined back to him as he released shaky breaths feeling your walls flutter again. He placed a thumb on your clit making a loud moan rise out of your chest.

Leaning closer to you with your leg on his shoulder still, he continues rubbing your clit as his other hand now tweaks your perk nipples. "Gonna cum for me, baby? Come on. Wet this dick up." Tai was playing with your body, working your sensitive spots as he was face to face with you. His hips grinding into you over and over making your eyes go cross. "Let me kiss you properly please? Give you the kiss you asked for early please." The switch between fucking you dumb then giving you the power would never make you tired.

Moaning out a yes to him as you opened your mouth for him. Tai loved getting your approval to love you right. He let spit drip out of his mouth and into yours before he locked lips with you. Pushing his tongue in and out, letting your saliva mix. The kiss heavy and moan broken. Clapping of your skin connecting at the hips and smacks of your lips sounded out as he fucked you into the couch.

It was when he hooked a hand under your hips and lifted you slightly that your back arched up higher and your head fell backwards. Your second orgasm rushed out of you. His tip hit that special spot deep inside you perfectly for the last time. Your moans went straight into his ear as he kissed your exposed neck. The twitches of your body being held in his hands.

When you started whimpering from oversensitivity he finally pulled out and released onto your soaked pussy. His milky white cum covering your cunt as he used his thick dick to spread it around. He loved making a mess of your cunt. Placing one last kiss to your lips, he lowered your hips back to the couch.

"Let me clean you up." Such a gentleman. A wonderful lover. The best you could ask for as he slipped back down between your legs and got to work licking your pussy again.

Taishiro loved eating your pussy.

Thoughts of a Slutty Virgin - 🧚🏽‍♀️

✨

I didn't really know him well so i had fun looking him up! Him so pretty yall!! Thanking my 🍄 nonnie for showing me him😙 thank 🍄 nonnie for being so patient with me too!😙🫶🏽

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ENJOY!

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[maxisthewierdo]

literally all my interests

COTL, vampire survivors, ULTRAKILL, YOMIH, Idleon, BTD6, TOH, DT, UT, UTY, Dead Cells, Inscryption, LWT, all of nomnomnamis games, minecraft, TALLY HALL!!! if i think of more i'll drop em here

[lastweeksshirttonight]

All righty, I managed to get back home despite the hurricane, let's talk about the show.

Tl;dr - I traveled cross-country to see John Oliver and Seth Meyers. It was amazing and I am still giddy about it!! Gonna put all the details under a cut to not clog up your timeline/the tags.

(All jokes will be paraphrased/guestimated bc my adrenaline and ADHD played havoc with my memory recall, lol.)

Firstly, the Beacon Theatre is absolutely stunning. It reminds me a bit of the Theatre at Ace Hotel in LA, in that it's clearly had its old elements lovingly preserved and harkens back to an older time. It was truly a gorgeous venue.

I missed getting a pic of the other side of the stage, which had a massive sculpture of shields and spears. John made a joke about the opulence of the room not matching the entertainment for the evening, and noted that "even Coco Chanel would say to keep it to one shield". Really wish I'd thought to get a picture of it, he was not wrong.

I was extremely close to the stage - 3 rows back and dead center. I definitely had the anxious excited adrenaline jitters because of it.

I mean COME ON.

The opener was Brooks Wheelan, who I remembered from his brief stint at SNL. He talked a fair deal about that, and told a great story bit about getting fired from there and opening for John shortly after, wherein he drank an entire bottle of "HBO blood diamond whiskey" from John's dressing room and had, in Seth's later words, "a nervous breakdown". I'd heard Brooks has opened for John before and was glad I got to see him, he's a lot of fun.

He also told a joke about not wanting to learn karate because of the huge glass windows in front of every karate studio and not wanting anyone to watch him learn karate. Lots of very understanding laughter there, including from me. (Why do all these places have massive plate glass windows?!)

After Brooks was John Oliver, and y'all. Let me get this out of the way.

He is fine as hell. Look. Just LOOK. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS

I would also like to take the time to gush effusively about John's mastery of set structure. The set was, aside from the typical "before we get started, I need to let you know I'm British" pseudo-opener he's used since like 2005, entirely new material -

(As an aside... !!!!!! I KNOW!!!! A FULL FUCKING HOUR OF ENTIRELY NEW MATERIAL!! THAT I WAS NEAR THE FRONT FOR!!!! I'M SO VERKLEMPT STILL YOU HAVE NO IDEA)

- and it was just beautifully written from a structural standpoint. It was pretty much all political material all centered around history and the need to understand it for context on the world as it currently stands. There were some digressions from that point but they were seamlessly woven in. He is such a goodamn incredible stand-up comedian.

A few things he talked about in his set:

That time the US dropped nukes on itself twice (which was briefly mentioned on LWT but not in this detail and not including a reenactment of a man dropping a bomb while working on a plane and him reacting to watching it roll away).

That the current British royal line of succession exists because of a "cousin-fucker who cut someone into pieces like a Benihana chef". (John told us this is something he learned researching this bit, which caused me unending joy. I love that he's making new sets!! :D)

John delights in the misery of billionaires and wished that the rocket Jeff Bezos was on would blow up. He doesn't want him to die, though. Through this he also talked about Elon Musk and his favorite fake blue check company tweets, mainly a series made by a fake Chiquita account claiming to have overthrown Brazil, followed by Chiquita saying they hadn't actually overthrown any governments since 1954.

John got booed at a Sesame Street benefit and told a killer set of jokes about Bert judging him for it. ("The man lives with Ernie! He knows chaos!")

He claims we will all know things are okay with the US again when we are all irrationally mad at Anne Hathaway for no reason again. Told an incredible story about how he just blundered into the street in LA once, almost got hit by a car, looked up, realized it was Anne Hathaway in the car, saw her wave at him, and, despite the scenario being objectively his fault, being somehow mad at her.

Shaded Dave Chappelle in an analogy about how we are not at Civil War division times because "somehow our level of division is people debating whether Chapelle's SNL monologue was okay or not", in a way that suggested it was very much not okay. 10/10 no notes.

Okay so there was one recycled bit - him being informed the Queen wanted to give him an OBE. He added to it fantastically though, by personifying the man from the embassy as the most offensively British stereotype you could possibly imagine. He said the man sounded like "if a British person rubbed a teapot and a genie came out".

There was definitely more but I could gush forever so let's move on.

Brooks came back out to introduce Seth and forgot the name of his show, lol. For a brief moment we all contemplated what Last Week Tonight with Seth Meyers would look like. (I assume the show's Adam Driver would be Stefon.)

Anyways, here is the only good photo I took of Seth.

Seth was great as well - not as good as John, but I'm very biased in that regard. The material was also pretty diametrically opposed to John's, much more domestic comedy about his wife and kids and their idiosyncracies.

I really liked Seth's energy and approach. I don't quite know how to explain this, but he had a touch of Dennis Reynolds energy to him, a restrained manicness, that was really interesting to watch. That's not my normal association with Seth's energy, either, but it was very fun. Definitely puts some of the more deranged things from his tenure as Weekend Update host in context.

Some highlights from Seth's set:

He had an amazing brick joke about doing accents as a comedian, where he imitated a Swedish accent and talked about how everyone's Swedish accent is basically the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and how the only Swedish food anyone has nearby is the meatballs at IKEA. Funny on its own, but later in the show, Seth talked about how people assume he's fully Jewish, including people on the street. He noted that he's 25% Swedish but no one comes up to him on the street and goes -insert Swedish Chef impression-. (This straight up killed the guy sitting next to me, who ended up laughing with his head in his hands for a solid 30 seconds.)

His kids eat very healthily, so when they end up going to friends' houses and eat one Skittle, they turn into demons. Literal demons. Seth's impression of an actual demon trying to undo a double-buckled car seat was the hardest I laughed at his whole set.

Seth also had a section which he claimed would be the part where he'd tell anti-trans jokes "if he was a complete asshole". I enjoyed the trans affirmation the whole evening, ngl.

Seth's family and his wife's family have very different ways of conversing at the dinner table, which directly mirrors my and my partner's family - Seth's family (like Mr. Lee's) is big on listening to everyone and contributing to conversations only when someone else has talked; Alexi's family (like mine) is constantly screaming over each other.

After Seth's set, everyone (including Brooks) came out to do a Q&A. I could not think of a song in the moment, but realized at the hotel room an hour after that I should have made @chiijohn 's evening by asking John's opinion on Planet of the Bass. :facepalm: Sorry mate!

Still, some great questions were asked, and it was about 30 minutes of just audience interaction. I've never experienced anything like it at a stand-up gig and genuinely loved it. John, of course, told people they were free to leave before the Q&A because why would they want to stay; the man is incapable of thinking anything good about himself and much as I hate his bad self-esteem, I would have been concerned if he hadn't said something to that effect.

Brooks was asked almost immediately if he remembered the name of Seth's show, which was honestly hilarious. Brooks said "I conferred with John backstage and we're both pretty sure that it's Late Night with Seth Meyers".

Someone asked how fearful Seth and John were of their shows being cancelled after one year, and Brooks snarked that he knew that feeling. (Brooks seems to have a good sense of humour about not being a huge presence on SNL.) Seth said that he wasn't super worried but that they redid his entire set (background set, not stand-up set) because Alec Baldwin said it looked like "a sushi restaurant in Burbank". (theoniontheworstpersonyouknow.jpg) John said he was told most HBO shows don't get cancelled at one season and he said "we'll see about that".

There was definitely some extended riffing on Alec Baldwin being a piece of shit afterwards, while John giggled helplessly. I love John's giggling.

Seth and John's favorite Muppet is Cookie Monster. They talked about how interesting it is that you can have amazing chemistry with Muppets, and then meet the puppeteer and have literally nothing to talk about. Seth also talked about how low-tech Big Bird was, and how the late Carroll Spinney, when on SNL, held a script in one hand, the controls of Big Bird in the other, and a flashlight in his mouth to read the script.

Everyone is upset they didn't get to cover the indictments because of the Writer's Strike. John thought there were only 3, but I honestly don't know if one of them came down before the Writer's Strike and he was just referring to the ones since then. It's been a long few months for us all.

Brooks basically forces John and Seth to get out of their hotel rooms when touring. Otherwise, Seth said, "they both just sit there anxious". That tracks, especially for John, who literally said on Seth's podcast that he is physically incapable of relaxing.

When asked about their influences, John said (rather obviously) that he wouldn't have a career without Jon Stewart, and Brooks talked about how both Seth and John really uplifted him and cared for him after he got fired from SNL. Seth talked in a really lovely way about how Amy Poehler basically adopted him and got him out of his shell and was a real friend to him early on.

I really wish I'd written down every stand-up that the three of them recommended when prompted, because I've completely blanked on half of them. Seth said Joe Pera (who I also highly recommend); John recommended Maria Bamford (again, also highly recommend). He also said that most people in the room would have probably not heard of him but that the best in the UK was Daniel Kitson (paging @tellthemeerkatsitsfine to provide her recs bc she knows Kitson backwards and fronts). Brooks gave a shout to Kyle Kinane (who I am not as familiar with as I should be).

There was so much more, but honestly, I was just so in the moment that I feel like I remember things in waves. It was an amazing evening and I was honestly so blessed to be there at all.

I did not wait at the stage door or anything, because I am truly not that kind of person and have consistently been sure that if I ever met John, I'd barf on his shoes. I know on Instagram some people had gotten stage door photos, though, and I'm happy for them!

Thank you all for always being supportive of this dumb blog. I don't think I would have had the confidence to go on this cross-country journey without you all randomly egging me on all the time. It was one of the best nights of my life. 💖💖

[yaoihellsmile]

^^^ this is the kinda shit Makoto keeps sending me from his 97 different phone numbetrs . I feel fucking SICK n now I have to take a fucking shower so I won't feel so fucking debased. Ofcourse I fucking can't even enter the fuckigb bathroom because Martina was fucking using up all the fuckung deodorant (mine) she sprayed all that fuvking shit all ovef the fucking room i cant i cant i emter thr bathroom is fucking contaminated inhaling a whiff of this shit could and has already kille a small child shes currently airing it out with the her haie dryer snd I WONT HELp her. I fucking hate her. I can't take this shit anymore. I miss when my beloved right hand #2 the one who hits men the hitman wae alive a few days ago hed NEVER do this. I miss when he picked me up like a sack of potatows by my tiny littlr waist almost crushning my organs to death amd draggwd me to his trunk hed whispwr int my ear "this is my server" and hed call me his littlw pogchamp his little prime sub thnk you for the prim his little Minceraft pro gamerboy craft this netherit hoe for daddeh were gonna farm melons in our beatiful trad melon farm 2day and then wed have the most earth-shattering, disturbing downright unsanitary raw ssex. And he died he got kiled he ceased to exist witnesses say he just dropped dead 1 day no external wounds. No nothing. Do you understand? My minecrafting boyfriend gone. He's gpnn they chucked him to the restricted area they tossed him like a FedEx package to the homunuclus silent hill hes inbthe restructed aa he's... And by WHO. BY MAKOTO HE HE WAS FLYIN THE HELICOPTER WITH HIS ROOM TEMPERATURE CORPSE INSID E HE DROPPED HIM THETE AND LEFT. OH My god. Oh my god. But i WILL STAY STRng for him I won't lwt that masked frwk Get to me anymore. Not anymore. Never. I love u bby goodbye I will wait for u 4ever🙏 st strong

[yourlocalkiwienjoyer]

Saw your William and Henry request post so I'm dropping of these goobers (also this is technically from @lemonade-stand-comics but it's a sideblog so can't ask from there so the main blog will have to do)

Lwt me know if you need anymore from me or if you aren't doing more William n Henry stuff :)

HERE THEY ARE!!! Just excited about next plans for the restaurant :]

Sorry it took so long! Needed a break from requests! Two other peeps, I see you, don't worry :3

[pastriibunz]

oh fuck yeah kai lore

aww this is so cute

her parents are who

awww my girls sad

POKEY

RAHHH

hi dad!!!! hi kai!!!!

i am yapping

sappppppp what a s a p

awwww emmmaaa and kaii

oh shit lore drop

NO POKEY

shes going back??

aww bill and char

lmaooo ted

where is everyonee

INEVITABLE INEVITABLE INEVITABLEEEEEE

ohhh pokeys fit slaps

po k otho POKOTHOOO

LET IT OUT LWT IT OUT LWT UT OYTRTT

aw man the bio parents are a low blow

PASTRIIIIIIII WHYYYYY ARE YOU TORTURING THIS POOR GIRL

BECAUSE IM EVIL ALI WE’VE ESTABLISHED THIS

[tellthemeerkatsitsfine]

You know, if I hear something in a comedy thing and I like it, I’ll often express that by saying I’m going to start saying that all the time. And I mean that I think it’s good enough so I want to start saying it all the time, but obviously this doesn’t often happen. There just aren’t that many opportunities to do that with most things, and then you end up forgetting about it.

I was thinking of it today, and I think it’s possible that of every moment on Taskmaster, all the bits that I love so much and might reference on this blog or when talking to friends on here, the one that has most affected my speech patters in real life is this tiny thing from season 1. It was in the “make a short film” task, of Tree Wizard fame, but this one was about Tim Key’s film. He entitled it “M.I.L.F.”, and when they questioned that choice in the studio, Tim explained that it’s because “MILF” is “FILM” backwards. There was a brief pause as everyone considered the fact that that’s almost true, sounds like it could be true, might be true, and then Alex just said: “...It isn’t.” Tim looked blankly back at him, and there was a perfectly timed awkward pause of the sort you can only get between two comedians who’ve been working on their back-and-forth blank stare-based comedy together for fifteen years.

I say that all the time now, have been doing it so much that I almost forget where it came from. Replying to things I disagree with with a blunt and intentionally awkwardly phrased: “I mean... it isn’t.”

It makes me think of what other tiny things I’ve taken from comedians while barely noticing. I definitely developed a lot of my basic speech patters from The Thick of It and In the Loop, I sometimes re-watch those things and will hear Jamie MacDonald say something, and have a brief moment of thinking “That’s weird, I say that all the time” before I remember that I started saying it because I watched the Spinners and Losers episode of The Thick of It in 2009 and decided it was 59 straight minutes of impeccably perfect dialogue.

I’ve been muttering “Mash, Fawlty Towers” under my breath after people say “Cheers”, for so long that until recently I forgot I stole this from an episode of Community:

I once read a rumour that John Oliver improved that line. I know most rumours about actor ad libs are untrue, so I haven’t looked that one up, because I don’t want to find out it’s untrue. I like believing it.

Also, whether he added that line or not, John Oliver has definitely influenced my speech patters. That’s another thing I noticed in 2021, when I caught up a year’s worth of Last Week Tonight (2020-2021 is the only time since that show started that I didn’t follow it as it came out, because in March 2020 I was so anxious about the world ending due to COVID that I listened to the actual CBC news every day but couldn’t handle hearing about it any more than that, I dropped LWT from my regular viewing and a year or so later I went back and caught up on it), and it was honestly a bit weird to realize how much John Oliver talked like me. I’d never noticed it before, during years of watching one episode at a time, and while hearing from him so much that I was used to it. But after going a whole year without hearing his voice, so his speech patters stopped being so familiar and expected, listening to a lot of him at once made it distractingly clear how much he talked like me. It also took me a few minutes of thinking this to rearrange it in my head and remind myself: “Wait, he doesn’t talk like me. I talk like him. Apparently if you listen to the same guy several times a week on The Daily Show for years as a teenager, and then do Last Week Tonight for many more years as an adult, it gets into your brain.” And this was all before I’d even heard The Bugle.

Alex Horne has gotten into my head in other ways too - I’ve occasionally picked up some of the No More Jockeys patterns. A few months ago I told my “I don’t mind that”, and when he thought I was expressing a lukewarm-to-negative view, I had to clarify that I meant I liked it. 

Of course, these are just general speech pattern things, not, you know, actual plagiarism. What got me thinking about it, though, was that a couple of weeks ago I straight-up stole a joke from Daniel Kitson. The whole thing, almost word for word, completely consciously. Because I was at the Canadian national championships for a sport that does not have much crossover with big fans of willfully niche British comedians. I was chatting with a friend from another team about a guy I used to train with who’s been dropping by their team lately, and I could not think of a better way to explain my affection for him than with something I’ve heard Kitson say about Alun Cochrane: “He’s a wonderful man, he’s one of my closest friends. One of those is true. Let’s see if you can solve the riddle if I give you an extra clue: I am friends with a lot of cunts.”

So, thanks, Kitson. Sorry for stealing your material, maybe if you were less willfully niche and made some DVDs, there’d be a greater chance of people I interact with being already familiar with it, so I wouldn’t be able to get away with that.

[isekaisyouwithmyforearmlaser]

is it rude and mean of me to get sick of people telling me how proud they are of me for doing everything and raising my sister because im sooo brave meanwhile im literally imagining offing myself everu night cause its the only wah i can fall asleep because im stressed all the time and yes im doing it but only barely and it never ends yet they are so proud of me . like if they were proud of me be proud of me for getting a college degree , but it doesnt matter i had to drop out and had to give up on my dreams of archaeology just to raise mh moms kid and also pay all her bills and mine but theyre so proud of me. for what? giving up on myself entirely? im not proud of myself. i just cant lwt her go through what i went through cause shes a kid and doesnt have control so i have to control it all cause my mom doesnt give two shits. all she says in respinse to me asking for help is "im sorry your struggling" and she doesnt acknowledge thst shes done nothing to help make it easier. ugh. im so fucking mad

[thelenazavaroniarchive]

30th March 2024.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. Lena was photographed at the Madurodam Miniature City, The Hague, Holland. I think that she was later presented with her silver disc on Dutch television.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. Lena received her silver disc off Hughie Green. Photograph by Thomson Newspapers.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. There was an article about Lena in Popswop magazine.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. In the Record Mirror charts, Lena's single dropped to number 26, while her LP rose to number 8.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. She appeared on the international Charts page in Cash Box.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟒. Many newspapers mentioned Lena's appearance on The Golden Shot the following day.

𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟖. Fotopics took photographs of Lena.

𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟖. The Stage reviewed Lena & Bonnie. I believe that the reviewer was one of the Solomons cronies, hence the Glowing praise for Lena, and the lukewarm review of Bonnie.

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟏. The BBC held a launch party at the Television Centre to publicise Lena’s new TV series.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟓. LWT publicity photograph for A Royal Night Of One Hundred Stars.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟓. The Reading Evening Post mentioned A Royal Night Of One Hundred Stars on it’s TV page, and included a photograph of Lena.

𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑. The Sunday Tribune reviewed "Personality" by Andrew O'Hagan.

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟓. In the Birmingham Mail, Adam Ant admitted that he “Quite Liked” Lena. Boy George is also on record of saying that he liked her. If these two would have had the bottle to admit it earlier, it would have done wonders for her credibility as a serious artiste.

[axellis]

but its still like insane to me that crob just decided to drop the story like that . like guys holy moly thw world just got reverted back to dinosaurs and dragons and the devs were like anyway we're ignoring all of that and moving on like guys please lwt me see the world getback to normal for my sanity . let me see p.itaya

[lastweeksshirttonight]

top 5 favourite things about John Oliver ;D

Lol, I expected this 😂 Always happy to gush about John!

1. His voice. He'd say it sounds like Mary Poppins being shoved through a wood chipper or something but I find it very melodic. Especially when it drops an octave. That octave drop is fucking dangerous (and why my favorite scene in Community is when Duncan basically traps Annie in his office in "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics" and is talking like that the whole time).

2. His skill at stand-up. He is an absolute master at structuring sets. I am not ashamed to say that in the times where I've tried to give stand-up a go, I genuinely wanted to build the same kind of rapport he does with his audience. I don't know if it's because of the hostility he got in his early career (and therefore borne out of necessity) or not, but he is so, so good at getting people on the same page as him with seemingly minimal effort or persuasion. There's very, very few people I'd say are better at structure and storytelling in stand-up than him.

3. His insistence on randomly singing, even though he cannot sing. He always sounds wildly intoxicated and it sends me into giggle fits every time I listen to old episodes of The Bugle.

4. His commitment to trans allyship. Basically every single one of my early inspirations in comedy has completely let me down in this regard except for him, and let me tell you, LWT's first trans rights episode came right at a time when I really needed some reassurance that I did matter and that I wasn't alone. My rights have been consistently and constantly under attack for longer than I've understood my identity, but knowing I have someone I admire in my corner means a lot.

5. The sincerity he insists he doesn't have. He can pretend he is a bitter jaded aloof middle-aged man, but he comes off so achingly sincere at times. Those moments on LWT where his anger at the inaction and cruelty of others pushes through really showcase that. If he really was just a sarcastic shithead, I wouldn't like him nearly as much. I don't think he'd have the career he has, either.

[runnning-outof-time]

Hey K, i just wanted to drop by to lwt you know how much i appreciate you 🥰 I know you're having a hard time but please, take your time and take care od yourself first and foremost! I'm here, in case you need anything 😘 Best wishes and all my love to you 😍

This is such a sweet message to log onto, Isabella - thank you so much for thinking of me!! 🥹🥹

I’ve been bummed out by the major dive that my motivation to write as taken these past few weeks. I guess it’s because the stories were pouring out of me when I started writing again…I really forgot what it was like to not have much motivation. It stinks too because I still really want to write 😩😩 I need to give myself some grace and reset some expectations for myself.

Thanks so much for your endless support - I have no clue what I’d do if it weren’t for y’all on here. It really feels like I’ve gotten another family out of this fandom 💕