#luwulacolyte

[luwulandd]

im only on the acolyte episode 2 but i already have some gripes:

this is minimised in the mandalorian cos a lot of people are wearing masks or a face prosthetic or aree droids but here? everyone's so... theatrical? like the way everyone speaks is like its not their usual accent and about to break into a song anytime

osha, girl, you're wanted for murder that you said you didnt do, why did you just walk into the murdered jedi's room like that, if the hot jedi didnt follow you you'd be toast bruh

"she knows how to use this, shes a jedi" that hasnt trained for 6 years. like they flipflop from her sucking ass and her being badass when the plot needs it like grrr make up your mind bruh

and they know this place enough to know "thats not the usual apothecary dude" but dont look into it some more to find out his name and little details before sending osha in? like haha yeah lets pair our mics together but other than that we believe in your skillz gurl baaaiiii

and idk how the jedis are in the movies or w/e cos i never watched them but maaaann theyre such pricks like oOoOoO iM hIgH AnD mIgHTy oOoOoOo wE dOnT UsE UNnEcEsSarY ViolEnCE hAhA lOok aT Me iM JusT bLocKinG rIgHt nOw

things im happy about:

manny

theres pocs!!

practical effects

costumes and prosthetics and props

extras doing stuff in the back making things look busy and alive

[luwulandd]

acolyte final final thoughts:

tldr; 4 / 10 ⭐

i really wanted to like it. we got cool stuff out of it.

the coven, the mae/osha mystery, the detachable lightsabers, the fightscenes, the sets, the world, the alien dudes, all really cool shit.

they even have the mae/osha reverse which really caught me off guard, really fucking well done and made me hyped for the last 15 mins of the finale.

but.

it didnt amount to anything. we're back to zero, essentially? i mean, qimir has the acolyte (lmao) that he wants, and there's a random twin of that acolyte aligning with the jedi (since i guess she has nowhere else to go)

when venestra (green lady) landed on brandok, she and qimir has a fucking connection and i REALLY REALLY REALLY thought they were lovers or at least her bff or something. but no. he's her padawan.

like she's barely in the show. and always an "annoying" authority figure. the show doesnt give us enough time to connect with her, so when it was revealed that he was her pupil my genuine reaction was like, "so what?" was that supposed to make me gasp and awe?

and.

we still dont know jack shit about qimir, the show gave us the coolest motherfucker with a mask that doesnt fit the universe's aesthetic (out of this world haha), played by the hottest man alive, and they just paraded him like that. doesnt give us any... hint of backstory, motivation, or what drove him to train mae and osha. or HOW he found out mae and osha are mad special.

at the very fucking least it was funny that "vergeance" sounded like virgins, which could be delved into deeper, but yeah.

4 / 10⭐

[luwulandd]

on acolyte episode 4:

fuck the jedi dawg i hate them so much djdjjlh

idk if i can immediately tell manny jacinto is mae's master because ive been spoiled that his character wore a mask before or if his acting is sus on purpose

"i fear mae is only a small part of her master's larger plan, a plan that is difficult to see" what dumb bitch wrote this. of course the plan is difficult to see. you dont even know who the master is yet. yall jedi just spewing words to sound smart

mae "cant believe my sister's jedi scum" aniseya. haha yeah what a surprise that your sister is actually jedi scum after she adamantly betrayed yalls whole coven when you were younger. wild.

sol: osha i need you to come with me on this mission osha: you want me to rejoin the jedi?🥺 sol: uh not officially...

jedi hatred +1

osha: shes a murderer sol: but she's still your family

jedi hatred +10

so they need osha. but they call her civilian (derogatory)

jedi hatred +1

"hAnD tHAt bLAsTEr oVeR" theres gonna be a missing hand in a bit if you dont stop pestering me, bitch

jedi hatred +1

jedi hatred +1

jedi hatred +1

maybe i just dont know starwars but man the way osha/ any jedi trained person talks it pisses me off.

hey jecki. i was able to sense that creature *pause as if waiting for jecki's amazement* but i disturbed it and now its dead. *walks away before jecki could reply*

you dont need to call jecki and make her stand still to say that? she doesnt seem to be the self-important type from what ive seen but that was really weird, stopping to say shit when you dont need her answer in the first place.

ok at least jecki could act and talks like a normal person i like her a lot

LOSING SIGHT OF BAZEL IS STUPID WHEN THEY WERE JUST SHOWN WALKING LEISURELY.

yall could literally be like "yo bazel wait up!" and trot after him a little and then when the scream happened they could look the other way and then say you lost sight of bazel. WHY IS THE PACE PAUSING FOR NONSENSICAL REASONS.

manny's horror movie mask is really cool and i would yell and scream and point if its in a horror show or something with the right vibes. but here? its just like wha>??? its like seeing jason and his rundown hockey mask with the avengers type vibe.

like dont get me wrong the design is cool, but like why are you here?

im only on the acolyte episode 2 but i already have some gripes:

this is minimised in the mandalorian cos a lot of people are wearing masks or a face prosthetic or aree droids but here? everyone's so... theatrical? like the way everyone speaks is like its not their usual accent and about to break into a song anytime

osha, girl, you're wanted for murder that you said you didnt do, why did you just walk into the murdered jedi's room like that, if the hot jedi didnt follow you you'd be toast bruh

"she knows how to use this, shes a jedi" that hasnt trained for 6 years. like they flipflop from her sucking ass and her being badass when the plot needs it like grrr make up your mind bruh

and they know this place enough to know "thats not the usual apothecary dude" but dont look into it some more to find out his name and little details before sending osha in? like haha yeah lets pair our mics together but other than that we believe in your skillz gurl baaaiiii

and idk how the jedis are in the movies or w/e cos i never watched them but maaaann theyre such pricks like oOoOoO iM hIgH AnD mIgHTy oOoOoOo wE dOnT UsE UNnEcEsSarY ViolEnCE hAhA lOok aT Me iM JusT bLocKinG rIgHt nOw

things im happy about:

manny

theres pocs!!

practical effects

costumes and prosthetics and props

extras doing stuff in the back making things look busy and alive

[luwulandd]

ep 5:

MANNY HEADBUTTING THE LIGHTSABER IS THE HOTTEST THING ALIVE

WHY IS IT MOVING LIKE A BOOMERANG

THE TREE CUTS WERE \ BUT WHY DID THEY FALL <-????

"cIvIlIiaN tO tHe ShIp"

jedi hatred +1

baddie: sol. you dont remember me? sol: i sense something familiar

🤡🤡🤡🤡 haha sure you do buddy

GET HER ASS JECKI!!!!

jecki: SCREM yord: haha im sure shes fine

DAAAAAAMMNNN JECKI!!!!

yord using the saber like a flashlight is so good lmao

yord. what the fuck do you mean "attract what" you said "its attracted to light" last episode when the bugs came. its not even 24 hours ago

oh thank fuck he remembers.

YO HIS ARM BRO👀👀👀👀👀 IK IVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT GYAHDAYM

NOT JECKI DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you think the righties heard "was that its name?" and yelled "PRONOUN" at the screen?

HNGMNGMGNHG THE LIGHTSABERFLIP TO MAE'S HEAD MEOW

wait no not yord too dawg what the fuck (i disliked him but come on)

ngl i loved sol's readiness to behead manny

oh they parent trapping poggy woggy

she really did walk different as mae/osha i thought that was just me

the less i see jedi the better the show is HAHA

im only on the acolyte episode 2 but i already have some gripes:

this is minimised in the mandalorian cos a lot of people are wearing masks or a face prosthetic or aree droids but here? everyone's so... theatrical? like the way everyone speaks is like its not their usual accent and about to break into a song anytime

osha, girl, you're wanted for murder that you said you didnt do, why did you just walk into the murdered jedi's room like that, if the hot jedi didnt follow you you'd be toast bruh

"she knows how to use this, shes a jedi" that hasnt trained for 6 years. like they flipflop from her sucking ass and her being badass when the plot needs it like grrr make up your mind bruh

and they know this place enough to know "thats not the usual apothecary dude" but dont look into it some more to find out his name and little details before sending osha in? like haha yeah lets pair our mics together but other than that we believe in your skillz gurl baaaiiii

and idk how the jedis are in the movies or w/e cos i never watched them but maaaann theyre such pricks like oOoOoO iM hIgH AnD mIgHTy oOoOoOo wE dOnT UsE UNnEcEsSarY ViolEnCE hAhA lOok aT Me iM JusT bLocKinG rIgHt nOw

things im happy about:

manny

theres pocs!!

practical effects

costumes and prosthetics and props

extras doing stuff in the back making things look busy and alive

[luwulandd]

finished ep 8

this wholeass show is all over the fucking place and there are too little good bits to make me forget about the bad bits

this whole show feels like a rough first draft cos i know with a little polishing the story couldve been so much better

im only on the acolyte episode 2 but i already have some gripes:

this is minimised in the mandalorian cos a lot of people are wearing masks or a face prosthetic or aree droids but here? everyone's so... theatrical? like the way everyone speaks is like its not their usual accent and about to break into a song anytime

osha, girl, you're wanted for murder that you said you didnt do, why did you just walk into the murdered jedi's room like that, if the hot jedi didnt follow you you'd be toast bruh

"she knows how to use this, shes a jedi" that hasnt trained for 6 years. like they flipflop from her sucking ass and her being badass when the plot needs it like grrr make up your mind bruh

and they know this place enough to know "thats not the usual apothecary dude" but dont look into it some more to find out his name and little details before sending osha in? like haha yeah lets pair our mics together but other than that we believe in your skillz gurl baaaiiii

and idk how the jedis are in the movies or w/e cos i never watched them but maaaann theyre such pricks like oOoOoO iM hIgH AnD mIgHTy oOoOoOo wE dOnT UsE UNnEcEsSarY ViolEnCE hAhA lOok aT Me iM JusT bLocKinG rIgHt nOw

things im happy about:

manny

theres pocs!!

practical effects

costumes and prosthetics and props

extras doing stuff in the back making things look busy and alive