#lusig

[emmaegal]

Ich: Ich verstehe nicht wie meine Familie chris tall nicht mögen kann, der ist doch so voller liebe und verteilt immer so viel liebe. Und lusig ist er auch noch.

Sie: Müssen sie doch gar nicht!

Ich habe nirgendwo gesagt das sie es MÜSSEN und zwinge keinen dazu! Dennoch darf ich mich doch fragen warum die so einen tollen Menschen und Comedian nicht mögen.

Du tust immer so als würde ich dies und das von meinen Mitmenschen Verlangen, dabei habe ich es einfach nur erwähnt und ich darf mir Frageworte stellen und muss es nicht verstehen! Das bedeutet aber nicht im umkehrschluss das ich verlange das sie ihn mögen und es erwarte das sie es müssen!

Du hast so eine Verkehrte Welt!

Dafür bist du doch die jenige die sonst was von Ihren Mitmenschen verlangt! Da beschenken sich Familien Mitglieder gegenseitig mit Konzertkarten zu einem Konzert zu dem du auch gerne würdest und rumheulst, die könnten dich auch mal Fragen, nein! Anstatt sich für die zu freuen, Nö, meckerst nur rum das die was ohne dich machen. Die haben sich die gegenseitig geschenkt, du musst nicht immer der Mittelpunkt der ganzen Welt sein! Vielleicht wollen die einfach eine schöne Zeit zu zweit haben. Und nein, die MÜSSEN nicht an dich denken wenn die sich die gegenseitig schenken. Es ist ihre Sache! Und wenn es dir so wichtig ist, hättest du auch fragen können ob du mit kannst wenn du dir die Karte selbst kaufst, nein stattdessen heulst du rum wie schlimm die sind, wie böse die sind und das sie sich sowas gegenseitig schenken und du arme nicht gefragt worden bist. Eigeninitiative! Der Knochen kommt nicht zum Hund!

[rosecall0way]

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[memedeutsch]

Größenvergleich: mein neuer Fernseher und mein Geschirrspüler #fernseher #geschirrspüler #geschirrspülerliebe #größenvergleich #lustig #humor #meme #memes #memedeutsch #memeaufdeutsch #lustigememes #lusig #witzig #humor https://www.instagram.com/p/B38r-YDB7zn/?igshid=c3x4ypr3j63v

[dannysoil]

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[shiny1jux]

Bald sieht man das Strichmännchen wieder :P

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#Winterzeit #lustig #Humor #Sprüche #lustigefakten

[streunertraum-blog]

Tagebuch Tag 2

TAG 2 Ich wache auf. Ich bin wahnsinnig betrunken. Neben mir liegt ein fettes asiatisches Mädchen. Ich greife ihr beherzt zwischen die Beine und stelle fest: Ich habe gelogen! Neben mir liegt ein fetter asiatischer Typ. Ich schreie ihn aus Leibeskräften an: "Aufwachen Meister! Ich kriege noch 30 Cent wegen der Miiilch!" Er wacht auf, rekelt sich und besitzt auch noch die Unverfrorenheit, mich anzulächeln. Doch damit noch nicht genug; Nein: Verschlafen fragt er: "Hättest du vielleicht einen Kaffee für mich?" Ich bin ja durchaus ein geduldiger Mensch, aber jetzt reicht es dann selbst mir und das Kaffeetrauma von gestern habe ich auch noch nicht wirklich verarbeitet. Ich ergreife also nicht nur die Gelegenheit, sondern auch den Schlitzi beim Schopf und zerre ihn in den Flur. "Die Müllabfuhr kommt Mittwochs und Freitags!", rufe ich noch bevor ich die Tür zu schlage. "Schwierig gutes Personal zu finden", denke ich, dann rufe ich den Pizzaservice an und bestelle 45 Pfund Spargel und 600 Gramm Hasch. Sie haben beides nicht. Saftladen! "Wir ham Heute Abend ´n Auftritt mit der Band!", brülle ich Zottel an. Er grunzt. "Wo?", fragt er schließlich. "Auf dem 70. von deiner Mama!", feixe ich. Ich weiß, mitlerweile sollte ich "erwachsen" oder "kultiviert" oder "reif" genug sein, um den Gebrauch von Mutter-Witzen zumindest mal zu redzieren..... Ganz ehrlich? Fette Frauen sollten auch keine Leggins tragen und ich bin in meinem Kopf maximal (!) Zwölf. Wenn beispielsweise jemand sagt, er möchte ein Ei zum Frühstück, brülle ich vor Lachen, schnappe mir den Salzstreuer und packe meinen; Naja sie wissen schon was ich meine, aber wenn ich das jetzt schreibe, lache ich mich kaputt; In einen Eierbecher. Sie können sich sicher vorstellen, was los war, als meine Oma mal Senfeier machen wollte!?! Es reicht zu sagen, dass ich da mitlerweile eher mittel gern´ gesehen bin und die Worte "Paradiesvogel" und "Sonderling" recht häufig fallen. Naja; ich weiß ich schwafel, also zurück zum Geschehen. "Ne mal ernie jetzt: Wo spielen wir?", fragt Zottel. "Locker in irgedeinem Ranzclub oder so. Was weiß ich? Frag´ doch Madde!" Madde heißt eigentlich Madde, aber Madde ist sein Pseudonym, Abgesehen davon, dass Madde das einzige, mir bekannte, menschliche Wesen dar stellt, dessen Körpergröße mit der eines Rauhaardackels vergleichbar ist, stellt er auch den seriösen Teil unserer Band dar. Nachdem die Eckdaten geklärt sind, fragt Zottel mich: "Hast du eigentlich schon wieder keinen Job mehr?" "Naja; Wir haben Mittwoch, etwa 16 Uhr ud siehst du mich einen Helm tragen oder irgendwelchen Juppie-Wixern ihr Scheiß Sushi bringen?"; entgegene ich. "Du bist schon wieder gefeuert worden?" "Nein. Ich mache unbezahlten Urlaub. Oder mehr habe ich den gemacht. Eimal komme ich 3,4 Wochen nicht, ohne Bescheid zu sagen, schon sitz´ ich wieder auf der Straße und muss Dope verkaufen." schwadroiere ich. Wütend spucke ich auf den Bode und sage verätlich: "Danke Merkel!" "Was willst Du eigentlich von mir?" fahre ich Zottel an. "Fängst du jetzt auch an mit dieser Faschisten-Scheiße von wegen Ausbildung, Schulbildung, Weiterbildung Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi ? Du bist als Spießer noch schlechter als als Skinhead!" Es klingelt. Gutgläubig öffne ich die Tür. Die Polizei! "Hallö", sage ich und fühle mich irgendwie erhaben dabei. "Hallo", sagt der Cop. Die Rotzfahne flattert im Wind. ... Aber wir sind drinnen. Wo kommt der Wind her? "Vielleicht ist das meine Mondlandung", denke ich. Dann sehe ich ihn: Einen mickrig, milchgesichtigen Jüngling. Den Fön muss also der Azubi halten. "Sind sie Herr Waldgeist?" fragt der Schnauzbärtige. "Na, wer sind Sie denn" , schreie ich ihn völlig losgelöst an. "Das heißt der Waldgeist und wenn Sie ein Autogramm wollen, fragen Sie doch einfach. Los; Pack aus jetzt die Dinger oder bist du etwa scheu?" Der Bulle starrt mich verwirrt an. Dann setzen die Knüpel ein. Hätte ich ahnen können. Wenn Polizisten verwirrt sind, wählen sie oft den Angriff

[paradisesc]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

[worldtravell]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

[mirelaloveworld]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

[historyhologram]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

[pinkemilya]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

[rosecall0way]

like us characters + social media ➵ lunnelly paul donnelly & luna hale

[mirelapink]

Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

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Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

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Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.

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Cistercian order

The lung held these banquets in the halls of Saumur which had been built, so it was said, by the great King Henry of England (Henry II.) in order that he might hold his great banquets therein; and this hall is built after the fashion of the cloisters of the white monks of the Cistercian order. But I think there is none other hall so large, and by a great deal. And I will tell you why I think so it is because by the wall of the cloister, where the king ate, surrounded by his knights and sergeants who occupied a great space, there was also room for a table where ate twenty bishops and archbishops, and yet again, besides the bishops and arch bishops, the Queen Blanche, the king’s mother, ate near their table, at the head of the cloister, on the other side from the king.

And to serve the queen there was the Count of Boulogne, who afterwards became King of Portugal, and the good Count Hugh of St. Paul, and a German of the age of eighteen years, who was said to be the son of St. Elizabeth of Thuringia, for which cause it was told that Queen Blanche kissed him on the forehead, as an act of devotion, because she thought that his mother must ofttimes have kissed him there.

At the end of the cloister, on the other side, were the kitchens, the cellars, the pantries and the butteries; from this end were served to the king and to the queen meats, and wine, and bread. And in the wings and in the central court ate the knights, in such numbers, that I knew not how to count them. And many said they had never, at any feast, seen together so many surcoats and other garments, of doth of gold and of silk; and it was said also that no less than three thousand knights were there present.

BATTLE OF TAILLEBOURG IN 1242

After this feast the king led the Count of Poitiers to Poitiers, so that his vassals might do homage for his fiefs. And when the king came to Poitiers, he would gladly have been back in Paris, for he found that the Count of la Marche, who had eaten at his table on St. John’s Day, had assembled as many men-at-arms as he could collect, at Lusignan near Poitiers. The king remained at Poitiers nearly a fortnight, nor did he dare to depart therefrom till he had come to terms how, I know not with the Count of la Marche.

Ofttimes I saw the Count of la Marche come from Lusig nan to speak to the king at Poitiers, and always he brought with him the Queen of England,1 his wife, who was mother to the King of England istanbul tours. And many people said that the king and the Count of Poitiers had made an evil peace with the Count of la Marche.

From Poitiers

No long time after the king had returned from Poitiers, the King of England came into Gascony to wage war against the King of France. Our saintly king rode forth to fight against him with as many people as he could collect. Then came the King of England and the Count of la Marche to do battle before a castle called Taillebourg, seated on an evil river called La Charente, at a point where one cannot pass except over a stone bridge, very narrow.

‘So soon as the king came to Taillebourg, and the hosts came in sight of one another, our people, who had the castle behind them, bestirred themselves mightily and passed over the stream with great peril, in boats, and on pontoons, and fell upon the English. Then began a battle grim and fierce. When the king saw this, he pur himself in peril, with the others: and for every man that the king had with him when he passed the stream, the English had, on their side, at least twenty. Nevertheless, as God willed, it so befell that when the English saw the king pass over, they fled, and took refuge in the city of Saintes, and several of our people entered into the city, mingled with them, and were taken prisoners.

Those of our people who were taken at Saintes reported that they heard great discord arise between the King of Eng land and the Count of la Marche; and the King of England said that the Count of la Marche had sent for him on the plea that he would find great help in France. That very night the King of England left Saintes and went away into Gascony.