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Is Martin the type of avatar to have a bunch of flavored lubes except he just eats most of them? Brought to you by the blueberry muffin one that just smells so good
pov: a regular customer finally brings along the boyfriend he won't shut up about but he eats all the lube testers
#sfr draws#star draws tma#Martin is the type of customer who bites into soap at the Lush store#Jon having an autistic obsession for cataloguing Martin's reactions to different sex toys
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Heads up new Stede-coded bath bomb dropped at LUSH.
#stede bonnet#my beloved#lush#also stede bonnet my beloved lush#tags creating tags#discovered it in the Namba store and thought I was having a travel wipe-out hallucination when I read the blurb#come ooooooon#lavender and popping candy?#as a goldfish#I feel like this could’ve been legit merch#I just thought this was a cute funny coincidence and then I saw that they just did a Bridgerton collab#so#maybe they had it in mind before Zaslav fucked everything#😂😭👌🏻#ofmd#our flag means death
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This is a weird question but retail workers at the mall... what makes you decide who gets the cute paper bags and who gets the shitty little plastic bags? Like large heavy orders aside... what's it take to get a cute paper bag without having to ask for it?
#like is it a management thing? like if they buy only idk perfumes they get paper but anything else gets plastic?#i want the paper but i dont wanna be the 'um excuse me... can i have the paper bags?'#it's more so that i want to know what makes yall choose paper or plastic than just a want for the good bags sgdggdgdd#i never got one of those hollister half naked man bags 1. bc i couldnt fit in any of their shit and im only an adult medium to large (gotta#be size 0000 for that barbie doll sized shit) and 2. bc i was afraid of my dad freaking the fuck out if i had that bag AGGSGSGS#anyway certain stores only use paper or MOSTLY use paper like bath and body and lush ofc (but i got my reusable lush bag ;P) but 🤔#marquilla#retail#also yeah i know malls are dying blah blah blah but this is something ive wondered for years#is it a vibe check gdgdgdg SG dggd
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freaks me out whenever i see people on the internet who live in my home state youre not supposed to be there. no one is there
#one of the first safiya nygaard videos i watched she went to lush and i thought the store layout was so familiar. and it is. it is familiar#ribbits
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If office creeps looked like this I would work in HR
#office creep or office stud???#shower thought; imagine if he was on the office#his hair is lush AF#hamish linklater#unicorn store#hamfam
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does putting up garland just automatically mean you need 5x the amount you thought you did
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One thing I enjoy about the legalization of weed in Minnesota was that with it being smack dab in the middle of states legalizing weed nobody is coming here for Legal Weed Tourism so in most towns there aren’t dedicated Weed Stores but like weed is legal and people want to buy it so where do you sell it? And the answer that the great state of Minnesota mostly came to was: smokable weed and weed smoking equipment gets sold at tobacco stores. Edible weed gets sold at liquor stores. So a Tobacco Store is less a store where you go to get tobacco and more a store you go to to get things you smoke, and a Liquor Store is less a store where you go to get alcohol and more a store where you go to get drugs that are also groceries
#luke.txt#idk I just find it fascinating#like it really sets a precident for if other stuff got legalized#like shrooms 100% would be a liquor store thing#while meth would be a tobacco store thing#not that they’re ever gonna legalize meth but you know what I mean#well in an ideal world they’d make doing any drug legal. but like they’re never gonna make meth available at the store#crack would be a tobacco store thing but normal cocaine would be sold at lush I think. idk that’s where I get most Dust I Smell#drugs (for blacklist)
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Expensive deodorant may be actually better....
#totes bro#i have tried every drug store brand and done of them work for my skin anymore#so.....lush deodorant and something sol i think
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do you think he'd smell like depression sweat and musk or like. blue raspberry vanilla type beat. im down for the whole spectrum i guess. maybe skeletons smell considerably different. like. i hate to say it. but papyrus definitely smells like mayonnaise (he uses it to polish his skull??? i assume he did that as a dumb bit around sans but also who's to say) marinara sauce (theres literally spaghetti on him like all the time. everyone loves it so hes gotta have it on him even if he doesnt eat it himself) and magical monster sweat- dude doesn't take that gear off for weeks???? mood as hell. also haha stinky. same goes for sans- hell, probably exponentially more so for him. can you imagine the stench??? i bet he reeks. sniff. hah. bet he uh. bet he.. he's gotta be. uhm. excuse me for a moment *sniffsniffs ifnsinfinsiffnsiffnsifnfnsifnisnffifn
#bear rambles#in case it isnt obvious i have a thing for scents and smells#he could be rancid as hell but if that smells good then we're in business. he could smell like a lush store which is Not Good#does that make sense 😭#bear drools#im hornyposting at 5am so sue me#im gonna regret posting this in like a week or smth just watch LMAO#also i like papyrus but nowhere nearthe extent im insane about sans#idk why. ill ask my therapist about it next time i see her#lol
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I have survived going to the mall... this time...
#i tried to take it easy and only hit the stores i needed to but i am sooooo worn out wowie#got some really good discounts for boxing week tho weeeee#all stocked up on Lush products (hello half off holiday items!) and got some cute accessories at claire's for 75% off#some incredible savings today#and i got the princess jellyfish manga. which was not on sale but i used christmas money dad gave me so yeah#busy day. but a good day#mod post#shopping
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ty for the tag @miseryscrowned ! last sentence of my wip is:
“Fuck off” Pause. “Cupboard on the left. bottom shelf.” Cecio paused again, “The chocolate bourbons are mine, so keep your bloody mitts off.”
still the rametto & cecio wip. you bet Ramettos gonna help herself to those chocolate bourbons [and now im craving them... mmm]
anyone reading this who wants to, please take this as a tag<3
#gold & silver#honestly cecio is a better man than me if one of my mates showed up to my house i graciously offered them snacks and they stole#my pound store massive pack of chocolate bourbons#MURDER#also custard cremes r lush but i prefer chocolate<3
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Hollow Knight | Shade
#same pattern as the knight#but this uses sew lush instead of minky#so much fluffier but i wish my local craft store sold black minky#maybe if i make more ill get black minky#hollow knight#shade
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Bro the most beautiful trans woman I’ve ever seen talked me into buying so much soap at Lush today I’m so susceptible to women’s charms
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Alphonse probably has these
he also uses all of them at the same time👍👍
#i remember yv saying he would smell like snow fairy from lush which i think is very cute#alphonse knows victoria’s secret……#not as in the store like he knows what she’s hiding ajajajajwkw#luz 🌑
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how lovely earth is to be filled with so many nice smells
#having a fraghead moment dont mind me#i tried a scent ive had for a while today abnd ooooooh once the top notes dissipate....#i also fully panicked because i thought i lost my dark forest scent#messaged the seller and she confirmed it was discontinued (TRAGIC) but she still has some stock not listed on the site#also gonna dip my toes into a honey and violet scented one... so excited for it#i also gotta hit up lush again because i went twice and both times after i left my hands smelled like thee most delectable shade of#dark green-blue and it jist clicked yesterday i didnt smell them in store bc they would be the heart/base notes
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tomorrow is my final day with lush after giving 8 years of my life to that place only for them to spend the best part of 5 of those years making my life a fucking misery and I'm having very conflicting feelings about this change but ultimately I know it's for the better still I can't help feeling like
#if I can impart any wisdom here... don't ever work for lush#the general consensus across all stores is that management is awful everywhere and if they don't like you they make it known#I've watched amazing colleagues get forced out for bullshit reasons and this time I was the patsy#it sucks because I loved every other aspect of the job so much and would have gladly stayed there#but if they want you out they'll make your life a living hell until you quit#so yeah....if you're ever considering a career with lush just be aware they'll stab you in the back first chance they get
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