#luke the most powerful twink in all the universe

[merrysithmas]

you all best not forget the "Defenders of the New Republic" pic that says: the Din, Ahsoka, Luke trio that is most assuredly coming

since they did that hard reset to mando and are essentially giving him the Ranger of the New Republic plotlines/having him hunt down imps... this trio (& din grogu) is gonna be THE Look now and im so ready for it

[dinluke-ao3feed]

BLOOD & DESIRE

Read it on https://archiveofourown.org/works/62000812 by vaderslightsaber Anakin Skywalker is known as the “Emperor of New York.” For 27 years, he’s ruled over the most powerful crime family in America, and his position has never been challenged — until a new rival appears. Din Djarin, young and ambitious, is determined to take down the old guard that’s controlled the city for decades, with plans to bring New York under his control. However, he didn’t count on one unexpected twist: falling in love with Luke Skywalker, his greatest rival’s youngest son. Words: 255, Chapters: 1/21, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M, F/M Characters: Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Darth Vader, Rey (Star Wars), Satine Kryze, Korkie Kryze Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Darth Vader, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Leia Organa/Han Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey Additional Tags: Luke Skywalker-centric, Protective Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker Needs A Hug, Bottom Luke Skywalker, Top Din Djarin, Possessive Din Djarin, Possessive Anakin Skywalker, Crime Boss Anakin Skywalker, Inspired by The Godfather (1972), Soft Luke Skywalker, Cute Luke Skywalker, Twink Luke Skywalker, Luke Is Anakin’s Baby, What do you mean this tag didn’t exist, DILF Anakin Skywalker, Leia Organa is a Skywalker, BAMF Leia Organa, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Blood and Violence, Italian Mafia, But is New York, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, no beta we die like all star wars characters, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, DILF Din Djarin, Rey Is Anakin’s Sister, Ben Solo Is Han Solo’s Brother

[mysticmilks]

Kylux - Incubus/Demon hunter

Chapter 1: Hunting

[Chapter 1 (part I, part II), Chapter 2 (part I, part II, part III), Chapter 3 (part I, part II, part III), Chapter 4(part I, part II, part III, part IV), Chapter 5 (part I, part II, part III)]

Ben swallowed cheap tequila and put an empty plastic shot on the counter. The popular electronic music was busting from badly tuned speakers. Drunk students were laughing, talking loudly, and dancing around him. He paid zero attention to them. They all were just a distraction from his goal. His mission. His chance to finally prove himself.

His mentor Luke, who was also his uncle, had told him so many frustrating times that he hadn’t been ready. His mom, one of the leaders of their Order, had told him he hadn’t been ready too. Today he would show that they all were wrong.

Ben was in the middle of the party in a frat house. He had been looking for his target for the last few weeks and tracked him—Ben was pretty sure the demon was disguised as male— to the Arkanis University campus. It was one of the oldest and the most prestigious establishments in the country. It had a long and proud history full of traditions, prominent alumni, and famous professors. The smartest kids dreamed to get into Arkanis.

Ben would never guess that by looking at the drunk half-naked dancing in this place that reeked of cheap alcohol and weed.

Earlier today, the location crystal had pointed to this house. Well, thinking about it now, Ben must admit that it was a logical place for a hungry incubus to set his hunting base.

He wanted to leave. The place was charged with emotions. Viscous emotions — dull lust, drug-induced anxiety, jealousy. The music was too loud. The headache started to form at his temples.

He turned his head and felt the demon in the room. It was like tingling in his mind, and—because of the nature of the demon—a barely noticeable heat in his lower belly. Everyone was unnaturally aroused around an incubus on a hunt — a fact that Ben had learned, preparing for this mission. This type of demon was feeding sexual energy. They were, quite literally, sex vampires, draining their victims during copulation.

Ben looked around. The space was fully packed with sweating, sexy dressed students. Anyone could be an incubus. Ben’s gaze stopped on the dark-haired maiden who was dressed like an early 00’ pop-star — mini-skirt, crop-top too tight for her boobs, high-boots, and even sparkling choker. It might be her, but Ben's research had pointed to a male.

Ben turned his attention at a jock, who was showing off his muscles to a group of girls. He was radiating sexual energy and even without Ben's senses it was obvious how predatory he was looking at young drunk ladies near him. Ben stood up to get closer to him, but loud crude laughter distracted him from the potential incubus.

He turned his head and saw a handsome man who must have been in his last year or a grad student. He was stylishly dressed, had perfectly combed blond hair, and an expensive watch. The was something malicious in him, but probably not unnatural — just a rich kid, who thought that the world belonged to him, and didn't care about the rest of the commoners. The blond guy was pouring a drink to someone, while two other frat bros near him were snickering and telling jokes, gesticulating theatrically.

Ben peered over their shoulders and saw a guy whom they were getting drunk. He was cute, even too cute for this kind of party — he looked like a person who spends his time in the library instead of such places. He was dressed in a checked buttoned-up shirt and light slacks, his red hair in disarray as if someone messed with it recently. He was very young. Probably a freshman. Definitely not allowed to drink, or be here.

Ben kept watching them, knowing too well what was going on. He wasn't naive. Even though Ben hadn't gone to the regular high school or college, he'd seen enough. The guys kept pouring him drinks, and the poor boy giggled louder, while their hands were getting more frivolous.

The handsome rich man hugged ginger’s shoulder and tried to draw him upstairs. It was not Ben’s business, he reminded himself, clutching his fists. He was here for the incubus, and the incubus was somewhere nearby — Ben felt it in the air.

On the stairs, the boy, who'd be marked as a ginger twink in movies for adult, stumbled and almost fell, crashing into the chest of one of the guys, and gasping weakly. The guys were not discreetly looking at each other, clearly happy with the state of their victim.

“I think you should go outside and get some fresh air,” Ben found himself saying loudly. He came closer, staring at the ginger.

“Is that your nanny?” asked one of the jerks with nasty snickers. He put his hand on the ginger’s lower back, tugging him to himself, and glared at Ben.

“I see this man for the first time,” said the boy, sounding very drunk. “How are you?”

“Hey, fuck off,” the other jerk hissed at Ben. “He's fine. We’ll figure everything out ourselves.”

“I don’t want problems,” said Ben “But this guy is clearly not in the condition to give any kind of consent and—”

“Consent? What the fuck are you talking about?” said the handsome one, “We just showing Andy our house. Right?”

“Yeah,” agreed the ginger. Ben caught something in his green eyes, that he couldn’t explain but it disappeared almost immediately.

One of the jocks pulled ginger’s arm, making him lean to his chest and shoving the ginger up the staircase with his body.

The biggest one of them blocked the stairs, preventing Ben from moving any further.

The aura of incubus got extremely potent for the moment. That was Ben's chance. If he looked around he’d locate him, follow the guy, send him back to the depth of hell, and go back to his family proving himself worthy.

Instead, Ben kicked the huge guy in front of him in the knee, almost immediately pushing the handsome rich one in his chest. Ben had been trained his whole life, fighting human wasn't a challenge for him. It was easy for him to overpower those three tipsy jerks, without even hurting them much. Okay, he did hit the handsome a bit too hard in solar plexus, making him fold in half. Totally worth it, although if Ben's family saw it they’d lecture him about power and responsibility.

Everyone else at the party was looking at the brawl. Even the ginger seemed soberer now.

“Hey, let’s go outside,” Ben whispered.

The guy gazed around, looking conferred and upset, but nodded.

No one tried to stop them and they got to a nearby park.

“Better?” asked Ben, when he made the ginger drink from the water fountain. “Yes,” he said flatly.

“Do you need help getting home?”

“Do you want to go with me?” he sounded tipsy.

“I can order an uber for you.” Ben couldn’t babysit every cute drunk freshman, he had a job.

The guy looked at him as if Ben had the third eye, but then looked away.

“I will be fine,” and he turned around, striding in the dark.

Ben went back into the house. He expected problems but no one paid any attention to him. The guys he beat disappeared. The place reeked of the demon, but he seemed to disappear too. Ben moved upstairs. He heard lewd noises but didn’t feel the incubus anywhere.

It was disappointing. But Ben was a protector of the people, and he had done the right thing. He would catch the incubus the next time, and now he was sure that the incubus was in Arkanis.

[transmasclukeskywalker]

God all of these star war fans act like Luke is such a wise and powerful jedi (which he is, don’t get me wrong) but they fail to see that he’s also

the most

USELESS 

and 

DUMB twink 

the universe has to offer

[annarosewriting]

Star Wars Has Always Been Political.

I’m always so baffled when some jabrony looks me right in the face and tells me “stop trying to make Star Wars political, it’s never been political!!!” And then I have the absolute pleasure of telling him that Star Wars has always, and will always, be political.  Here’s the thing, Star Wars THRIVES off of whatever the current political climate is. 

So let’s go on a journey shall we? Through god-awful prequels, the gift that is young Harrison Ford and how Oscar Isaac is ready to fight Disney single handedly to make Poe gay. 

A New Hope/The Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi

Let’s kick this shit off with the OG movies. When these movies came out, people were so excited. Here was a film that was buckwild! The Stars were at War! There were swords made out of light! There was a young Harrison Ford to stare at for an hour and a half! 

These movies came out during the late 70′s and early 80′s. This was a time when the Vietnam War and the Watergate Scandal dominated headlines. The U.S. was trapped in a cycle of never ending wars, leaders doing the bidding of faceless dictators and the fear that gripped the American people that the individuals they had elected to power were willing to do whatever shady shit they had to do to stay in power. They were starting to lose hope in the big organizations that were supposed to be leading them with their best interests at heart. 

The O.G. Star Wars films play off of these fears. Never ending wars in far off places? The battles in space between the Empire and the Rebellion. These battles lasted too long and racked up too many casualties for the rest of the galaxy to be comfortable with. 

Faceless dictators trying to stay in power by any means necessary? Emperor Palpatine giving orders to Darth Vader and staying in the shadows until the final confrontation with young, idealistic (twink) Luke Skywalker. 

These movies played off the idea that there are bad people out there who wouldn’t show their faces but with some guts, luck, some sassy droids and a lightsaber or two anyone could take down these faceless figures and make the world safe again.

The Phantom Menace/Attack of the Clones/Revenge of the Sith 

Let me get this out of the way first, these movies are garbage and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. SQUARE UP HAYDEN CHRISTIANSON. But, hey, Disney, if you can get working on that stand-alone Obi-Wan Kenobi movie with Ewan McGregor I’ll personally give you the funds for the cape budget alone. 

Anyway, these movies start with the Republic trying to take control of everything. The best part of these movies is the fact that the Republic is just a thinly veiled excuse to call out the Republican Party during this time. 

During the early 2000′s the political landscape was consumed by the tragic events of 9/11 and the fear of terrorism and the constant wars. 

The prequels play off these events of the early 2000′s by having each movie focus on a different war. The Phantom Menace has a war between the Trade Federation and Naboo. Attack of the Clones focuses on the Clone Wars. And the war in Revenge of the Sith is the war between the Republic and the Jedi as Anakin Skywalker (SPOILERS) straight up MURDERS kids because he’s a goddamn monster. But these events kick off a war that lasts for the next several years. 

The Republic is run by power hungry, old, white men who kept these wars going because they knew they were going to profit off of them, whether these profits be money, power or Anakin Skywalker. 

When I found out that Donald had been elected all that was ringing through my head was the Padme line, “so, this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause.” 

Rogue One

Rogue One gets its own section because this movie is so incredible and so well done I could go on for days BUT I’ll try to reign myself in. Rogue One is about how a group of minorities band together and plan to take out the evil leader that is currently in power. Sound familiar to anyone else? 

Rogue One came out right after Donald was elected and holy SHIT was it a giant fuck you to the Republican Party and every miserable person who voted for Donald. 

This movie has everything; women, people of color, droids telling people their statistics of dying because they’re assholes and Darth Vader making a goddamn pun while force chocking someone. 

This movie basically heralds the people that have to do the dirty work. Who die and aren’t remembered even though they did the bravest jobs of all. They get the information; they put themselves right in the line of fire so everyone else can rebuild a better future on their world. This team in Rogue One gave everyone ideas for how to stand up to a power that’s bigger than you are and wants to keep you down. 

If you have to work for the bad guys, do their work but make sure there’s a way to destroy them embedded in your plan. Are you just standing by passively because even though the Republic has their flag flying everywhere “if you don’t look up it’s not a problem?” That shit is unacceptable because if you don’t find something to stand for Cassian Andor WILL kidnap you and have you help the Rebellion. 

The Force Awakens/The Last Jedi

These movies have everything. They have Carrie Fisher as General Leia Organa, they have my space dads, Finn and Poe, they have people of color, they have a giant wrinkly toe as the villain and they have Rose Tico who, as far as I’m concerned, is the best addition to the Star Wars Universe in years. 

What makes these movies so political is that our trio is comprised of a woman, a black man and a Latinx man. Our main bad guy is a mentally unstable white boy, who’s way too emotionally invested in his Darth Vader memorabilia. 

What’s so interesting to me in the wake of Kyle Ron is that every woman I’ve talked to about these movies has said they have either met, or dated, a dude like Kylo which Y I K E S. Men, you have GOT to do better. In the age of Me Too and Times Up, the idea of a woman beating the shit out of a whiney white dude who calls her nothing is strangely cathartic. 

The most interesting part of these movies is that the Stromtroopers in the O.G. movies, and now, are based off of Nazi’s. So with Kylo being so desperate to finish what Vader started is coded as the resurgence of Nazi’s we’re seeing today which is a WILD sentence to even type because NAZI’S ARE BAD AND SHOULD BE PUNCHED. 

But, to save the day, we have women and people of color. Which, yeah, we always knew this is how this would go. We get shit DONE. 

So next time some fedora wearing assholes tries to make the argument that Star Wars isn’t political, take him down like Rey took down Kylo Ren. 

[dinluke-ao3feed]

BLOOD & DESIRE

Read it on https://archiveofourown.org/works/62000812 by vaderslightsaber Anakin Skywalker is known as the “Emperor of New York.” For 27 years, he’s ruled over the most powerful crime family in America, and his position has never been challenged — until a new rival appears. Din Djarin, young and ambitious, is determined to take down the old guard that’s controlled the city for decades, with plans to bring New York under his control. However, he didn’t count on one unexpected twist: falling in love with Luke Skywalker, his greatest rival’s youngest son. Words: 255, Chapters: 1/21, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M, F/M Characters: Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Darth Vader, Rey (Star Wars), Satine Kryze, Korkie Kryze Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Darth Vader, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Leia Organa/Han Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey Additional Tags: Luke Skywalker-centric, Protective Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker Needs A Hug, Bottom Luke Skywalker, Top Din Djarin, Possessive Din Djarin, Possessive Anakin Skywalker, Crime Boss Anakin Skywalker, Inspired by The Godfather (1972), Soft Luke Skywalker, Cute Luke Skywalker, Twink Luke Skywalker, Luke Is Anakin’s Baby, What do you mean this tag didn’t exist, DILF Anakin Skywalker, Leia Organa is a Skywalker, BAMF Leia Organa, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Blood and Violence, Italian Mafia, But is New York, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, no beta we die like all star wars characters, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, DILF Din Djarin, Rey Is Anakin’s Sister, Ben Solo Is Han Solo’s Brother, I Translated This With AI