#luke is the BIGGEST fucking simp to exist

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Y/N: I don't like you.

Luke: According to this picture I drew of us holding hands, *shows paper* That's not true!

the picture:

reader is supposed to be based off a post i made before

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Here’s my ranking of PJO ( next post it’s Magnus chase ) characters BC why not, don’t attack me this is my opinion. Feel free to reblog with ur ranking.

- already did Annabeth and Percy -

Thalia:

1000000000000000000000000000/10

- my fav character

- I’ve loved her since the SECOND she said her name

- so many iconic scenes

- kill all men

- a baddie

- she rlly said “ion wanna have ANYTHING to do with the prophecy. RIP Percy but I’m different”

- cares about Annabeth SO MUCH

- I ADORE HER

- pushed Luke off a clif

Luke;

7/10

- good character

- gave me trust isssues

- he did a good thing at the end

- HAD SOME GOOD POINTS

- a lil dramatic

- + 10 bc he was committed to the aesthetic

- don’t walk on my roof

Tyson:

10/10

- CUTIE

- BABY

- UGH

- BEST CHARACTER

- DESERVES THE WORLD

Bianca:

6/10

- so cool

- I had a crush on her

- just wanted to be independent

Rachel;

100/10

- amazing character

- gave no fucks

- went after her mans

- dumped Percy

- SHE GETS SHIT ON FOR NO REASON

- PERCY LITERALY LIKED HER BACK

- LEAVE HER ALONE

- an artist

- baddie

- The confidence 100

Clarisse:

10/10

- self-insert

- I adore her

- big same

- she’s a mood

- caring

- bisexual icon

- was in love with Silena and Chris

- best gorl

- +100 just for existing

- achilles + patroclus

Silena:

10000/10

- icon

- also bi and or pan

- achilles + patroclus

- in love with Clarisse and Charles

- best Aphrodite kid

- best big sister

- she’s out here doing her best

- deserves the world

Grover:

10000000/10

- BEST CHARACTER

- DESERVES MORE ATTENTION

- UNDER RATED

- UGH

- simps for juniper

- put up with percabeths bs for five books

Juniper:

10/10

- would recommend

- simps for Grover

- deserves the world

- NATURE

- pretties bush

- best gf

- supportive

- lowkey besties with Clarisse

Beckendorf:

8/10

- Im intimidated

- can’t even call him Charles

- him and Silena were the cutest

- besties with Percy

- best dude

- I stanned

- scarified himself

- the musical did him dirty

Chiron;

10000/10

- parental figure for EVERY ONE

- deserves everything

- best dad

- I stan

- took care of everyone

- put up with the gods bs

- strong

- brave

Paul:

8/10

- GOD TIER STEP DAD

- LITEARLY SO AMAIZNG

- PERCY DESERVES HIM

- ugh I stan

- such a simp

- biggest brain 🧠👄🧠

Sally:

1000000000/10

- BEST MOM OH MY GOD SHES SO AMAZING LIKE- ADOPTED EVERY CAMPER CHANGE MY MIND

- GOD TIER

- I LOVE HER

- DESERVES EVERYTHING

- OMG

- I TOO WOULD BUILD A PALACE FOR HER

Mr D:

5/10

- better dad than the others

- actually cares about his children

- perry johansen should stan

- meh

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I finally finished the OG Star Wars trilogy for the first time!!!

Since the beginning of the year I'd kinda made it my goal to watch all of the Star Wars content in chronological order, because I haven't actually watched it before now! (Also my classes kept including it in the lessons, so it's for research too lol-)

Today though marks a very important date to me, because I just finished the OG trilogy for the very first time!

A very vague non-spoiler reaction, is that I enjoyed it! The first movie was kinda hard to get through, the second a bit better, but I realize that's because the formatting of the story is a bit different than what I'm used to?

To me, it seems like you have to watch all three movies for it to make sense. The first movie set the stage, the second had character development and raised the stakes, and the third closed everything off.

It's kinda hard to explain? Most movies don't do that - they each have the beginning middle and conclusion that very much seperate each film from one another, and connect to one another in a different way?

The closest thing I can think of would be Avengers Infinity War to End Game - you can't watch one without the other. They are meant to be the same story.

My more specific thoughts

I really should have taken notes, but here are my most memorable thoughts on it over all!

This is your last warning - there are spoilers up ahead!

Shakespeare who?

It's super funny to me how much the lines the actors would say would remind me of something out of an old English play

I think what was the most jarring in this sense was how Luke acted during the last of the OG movie. He was no longer a 'farm boy' but now a proper Jedi, and acted very stiff as a result. Yet he was still super dramatic???

Omg wait - have you seen the Romeo and Juliet version with Leonardo DiCaprio???

That has the same energy to me lmao-

One of the biggest things that irritated me whilst watching the prequels was how much the clothing reminded me of 1500 Europe. The clothing itself was really pretty, but the way they used it to sexualize Padme was something I had a LOT of salt with.

While there was a lot of different outfits for Leia, I was surprised that she wasn't as sexualized in her outfits? (With exception of when she was with Jabba - but is that really surprising???)

She was objectified more than I thought necessary, but the scenes with Padme and Anakin in the prequels seem way worst to me...

Whomst do I simp for???

A huge part of why I stick to content is because I simp for a character. The more attached I get to them, the more I want to watch things they're in, and the more I'll buy their merch

I mean, everyone does this lol

I'm actually super surprised though, because I don't simp for anyone in the OG trilogy?

When I was on the outskirts of the fandom, I tried to get into it by reading stuff with the characters and was surprised when I couldn't really find anything good with Luke?

Based on characters I like, Luke seemed like he would be one of them

But I don't find myself attracted to him at all during the films???

Ahsoka Tano is so far still the best and only character I simp lol

Luke / Leia - it's not what you think!

I was really surprised with this one! I thought Luke and Leia actually had a relationship prior to finding out they were related, and there was going to be a whole Oedipus Rex thing going on, but it was just heavy flirting?

It was still REALLY awkward by the last movie though - because they admitted to always kinda knowing in a really dramatic way, but there was quite a bit of sexual tension between them in the two movies before???

It just made me uncomfy :/

Leia / Han?

...please don't kill me, but I don't really ship it?

The iconic I Love you / I know was literally the only time I thought they were cute together?

Oh, along with when Leia took Han out of Carbonite. That was cute

Like He was waking up thinking he would never see her again, and she had spent months trying to track him down to save him-

That was really precious

Their dynamic though, is why I don't ship them

It reminds me of prequel Anakin/Padme, and seems kinda toxic?

Like at points she was clearly telling him no, and he kept teasing and coming onto her

Also they were bickering in a way that isn't good, and just not properly talking things through?

Consent and proper communication is sexy, and that was missing at times

...it still isn't as bad as the prequels though, and there is hope for their relationship to grow and get better

(Insert character here) I am (insert reveal)

There were so many dramatic reveals lol

It's not really a surprise to us now, but Vader and Luke are related, Leia and Luke are related, Vader was Anakin, Vader is Leia's dad-

On that note though!!!!

Vader kinda traumatized Leia in the first movie????

Also how did he know that Luke was his son, but not Leia???

That still makes no sense to me-

I'm probably missing something???

Like the only reason he was going after Luke was to convert him because he was his son-

But if push comes to shove Leia seems more likely to be a Sith than Luke??? She was way more impulsive and emotional at times than Luke???

I feel like trying to convert her would have been easier???

Idk, that was a missed opportunity there :/

OH ALSO!!!

The last movie in the OG just makes Padme's death seem even worst!!!

Like Leia goes on about having vague memories of her mother, but Padme dies in the prequels giving birth to her???

So Leia is either more force sensitive than Luke (my head cannon honestly) or Padme should have raised the twins in secret for a while before dying on like a rebel mission and prior to Vader working beside the Emperor. Then Obi Wan swooped in and relocated the twins

Honestly, both those should be canon to me

Leia being trained with the force is something I really regret not seeing :(

At least there's fanfic

Vader

Vader confused me at first?

He seemed really obedient to the general (i don't remember his name - I think he's the one in Bad Batch and Clone wars???) in the first movie, and followed his orders????

Wait wasn't his name general Tarkin???

It was weird to me because I had just come from SW: Rebels and Rogue One, and Vader seemed like this illusive right hand man to the Emperor

But then he goes and obeys this guy way lower in power to him?

In the second and third movie he gets more power though, so maybe he was supposed to be the empire's dog originally???

Actually, it was weird seeing Vader be as obedient as he was

Anakin was super rebellious, so seeing him as Vader was weird

He was also a lot calmer than I thought he would be. Sith rely on anger and emotions to fuel them don't they???

...I didn't like the interaction between him and Obi Wan very much also

Jedi training line

So Obi Wan was originally trained directly under Yoda himself???

And Qui Gon and Dooku never existed-

So the entirety of the conflict in the prequels would have been super different to what it is lol

The edits

Since I didn't watch the OG versions, I'm not really aware of all the edits that were made to the movie

There is one though, that is really what spurred me to write this

They really just replaced the head of ghost OG Anakin with prequel Anakin LMAO-

Like-

I'm actually pretty neutral to them doing it since I'm not attached to the OG version but like-

This is just so fucking funny to me-

It's kinda sad though, cause the OG Anakin actor was dead for like 10 years, and then he was replaced with his angsty double

....still funny lmao

I think they also added in a bunch of Jarjars onto the roof of a building in Naboo XD

End thoughts

Overall, I enjoyed the content much more than I thought I would, and would watch it again!

I wish Ahsoka had helped train Luke and Leia ;p She would have been a great teacher, and I think she would have helped Luke and Leia in a way that would have been better for them?

...I really just wasn't a huge fan of Obi Wan. He reminds me of that one meme about movie Dumbledore vs book Dumbledore in Goblet of fire :/

I'm really struggling to find the words for it...

ANYWAY-

I'm super excited to watch the Mandalorian and see Ahsoka again though!!!