#lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends

[drinkthebones]

Lucy and the boys' first non-surprise date. Lucy tells them about Mina and Jonathan, happily married BABIES, and gets engaged.

Which is, of course, just a precursor to all of them becoming Arthur's sugar babies.

Part 1

Full Series

[tiffycat]

Lucy and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[x-xvampyrexgutzx-x]

lucy westerna and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[lethal-liability]

Enough about Dracula's three weed smoking girlfriends! Let's hear it for Lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends!

[renthebarbarian]

Lucy Westernra be like “these are my three boyfriends, yes they smoke weed”

[orionblinks]

Lucy Westenra and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[sans-normality]

jack seward: I was so upset over yesterday I committed medical malpractice and mistreated a patient oopsie

quincy p. morris: hey wanna hang out I love my friends

arthur: has not said a single word yet

[cjbee]

May 26: Arthur brings the tea, literally and metaphorically.

May 25 May 28

[demonrubberduck]

Arthur, Jack, and Lucy, smugly holding up a pic of Quincey: “Us three’s cowboy boyfriend. And yes, he smokes weed.”

quincey just casually handing out weed bribes???? ok

[immediatebreakfast]

I know that Seward calling Renfield his friend is a parallel to Dracula calling Jonathan his friend because of the power dynamics involved in the two situations. Along with Jonathan and Renfield having to relinquish their personal autonomy to another that acts as a caregiver for a period of time.

BUT it is funnier to assume that Seward actually thinks that Renfield can actually be his friend. I can see him trying to tell Quincy and Arthur that he can be friends with his patients while they are having a boys night.

Quincy: "For a fella like you Jack it would be mighty difficult to make friends, but don't worry we will help you to find more 🤠."

Jack: "Not it is not, it might not look like it, but I have plenty of friends besides you two."

Quincy and Arthur *looking worried*.

Jack *sweating*: "Wh-what?."

Arthur: "Jack dear... we talked about this. Your patients don't count as friends."

[pygian-weapon]

God I can't wait to get to Lucy

[necromancersdoitbetter]

I am so glad that we are all reading Dracula daily so you are all meeting Jonathan my bestie.

[anneisalwaysangry]

oh jeez Dracula Daily's almost over! What am I going to post ad nauseum about when it's done??? 😬

[pop-goes-the-weasel]

A Short list of the things we focused on, just for the History books

Paprika

Foul bauble of Man's vanity

Dracula's three weed smoking girlfriends

Lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends

LIZARD FASHION!!!

Mr Swales. Also Accents!

The First Mate? The First Mate!

The Weather Correspondent

DOGULA!!!

CORN! CORN! AND CORN AGAIN!!!

Wait? It's garlic flowers???

VOLUPTUOUS

Beer for info

*Edit* Laconically

WINCHESTERS!!!!

Kukri

Train Fiend!!!

Fur Coats!!!!

*Edit* The marriage of Art and Jack

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Photo ID: a screenshot of a tumblr user’s tags reading: #dracula daily #bram stoker: accidentally write a horror comedy with queer main characters #dracula End ID

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Now I’m not coming after this person or naming them cause it’s not their fault at all but I am begging y’all to understand the queer allegories are not a mistake. They are not a coincidence.

This isn’t a fuddy old timey white man accidentally walking into making an incredibly queer book.

Bram Stoker was most likely a closeted queer man. He started writing Dracula a month after Oscar Wilde’s imprisonment, who was someone he knew personally. He and Walt Whitman wrote very homoerotic letters to each other. It was rumoured he had a massive crush on his boss, Henry Irving, who he wrote a biography on and who he heavily based Dracula’s appearance on (sans the hairy palms and pointy ears lol)

That is the context Dracula was written in. So when Mina and Lucy are galpalling it up, when Lucy’s three weed smoking boyfriends seem very close, when Dracula is jealous and protective of Jonathan and wants to stay up all night talking, please don’t run away with the idea that those are coincidences, or that Stoker was somehow blindly stumbling his way through this.

He knew. It’s on purpose.

[zahroreadsthings]

Dracula and his three weed smoking girlfriends. Lucy and her three weed smoking boyfriends. Keep em coming