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shoutout to the Irish government, who processed and sent out my passport renewal in under a week
also shoutout to An Post, who got it to the US in a day
minus points for not telling me who in the US has it, though! Or even where in the US it was received! It is a very large country!
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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates
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all of these posts going around lately about some great Nein combats have me thinking once again about how the Nein absolutely stomped Cree's two-phase combat, ripping through her first stage with over 250 points of damage in a little over a round, without Caleb and Jester, who were simultaneously able to accomplish a different ask Cree was trying to run the clock down for, on the fourth initiative of a rest
a Nein combat all-timer for me, a well-oiled machine and that machine is a meat grinder
#critical role#m9#note that the two party members missing were one of the wizards and a battle cleric#anyway for sure a meat grinder lmao
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Traders in Rattay: just trying to make a living
Henry crawling up to the stall, clothes ripped and covered in mud: *dumps 562 dandelions on the table* can we talk about the price
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You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch
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It's so interesting rewatching the Mighty Nein. I didn't know too much about DND when I was originally watching it and I'm on episode 50, where they are in the worm tunnels heading towards Xhorhas, and they get attacked by two ropers.
And it's very clear (at least to me now) that they absolutely BULLDOZED that encounter. Matt had those monsters and they had four attacks with their tentacles each plus a reel-in and a bite, and there were TWO of them.
And in a single round, even when grappled with attacks at disadvantage - and remember they're only level 8 - Beau managed to stun one, Caleb slowed both, Jester banished the unstunned one, they whaled on the stunned/slowed one until it died, ran forward till Banishment ran out, then unleashed cantrips until the other one was dead.
That's. Insane.
The Mighty Nein are built different and I'm only really appreciating it now, I'm looking forward to watching the other fights going forward now that I'm seeing them in a new light
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shadowzel nation rise up!!!
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Polar Bear | Canada Wild
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i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a child, i'm a mother, i'm a hussar, i'm a hun, i'm a wretched englishman
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i think it would go something like this
inspired by this post from @byjove:
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I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

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Cadash: For what it's worth, I respect your work a lot. Kirkwall must have been a mess when you arrived. Did you know we lost, like, a bunch of our Carta contacts back there? Vanished without a trace. And that scam with the fake Andraste's ashes was making us good money too
Hawke:
Hawke: Ok. First of all, promise me you won't throw me off the roof.
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taash’s mom is the funniest character in the game 😭 this is sending me
no mcdonalds for taash antivan crows might be lurking evilly nearby
#dragon age#da:v#and Taash is like 'that's the coolest shit I've ever heard'#no wonder their banters w/ Lucanis about the Crows are so good
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so apparently there is a Spirit of Compassion in Rivain that can commune with Shathann after her death. (First line seems to be the spirit talking about Shathann, the second line Shathann talking about Taash)
this game keeps catching me off guard with things that hit way too hard in the feels
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