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Speve Kornacki is one of the best political data analysts in the country, and tonight is election night. After training for nearly four years, he’s ready to go, but as the night progresses Speve finds himself in an awkward position… are his powers of electoral computation simply too powerful to contain?

When an unexpected voting result occurs, Speve abruptly finds himself blasted into another timeline. It’s here that Speve and his handsome sentient touchscreen map must work together to get back home, both politically, and erotically.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay electoral map action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and touchscreen love.

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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

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With cortisol levels spiking to all-time highs, the stressed-out U.S. populace reportedly asked former President Barack Obama on Tuesday if it could bum 340 million cigarettes. “Hey, man, if we could have one, or maybe 340 million, that would be great,” Americans across the country said as they paced tensely around their homes, continuously refreshed their social media feeds, and sat in bars with their arms crossed and eyes glued to TV screens.  Full Story

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“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

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what a week huh?

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she's already dead what do you mean

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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

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obsessed with this

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

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anders, sitting in a remote cottage somewhere in the free marches, petting one of his cats as pat benatar’s “love is a battlefield” plays in the background: so is there anything else you wanted to tell me about the inquisition?

hawke, from the next room: well cullen got uglier if you can believe it

anders, taking a sip of his fantasy margarita and pretending to be surprised: /no/

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

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Is your surname a reference to the historic origins of your ancestors? (Place-based, occupation-based, patronym, personal characteristics)

Yes, place-based

Yes, occupation-based

Yes, patronym (name of someone's father)

Yes, personal characteristics

No

I have multiple last names, yes to both

I have multiple last names, yes to one

I have multiple last names, no

I'm bald/vanilla extract/I don't know what my last name means/see results

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Turns out I know exactly how Scooby Doo feels when he sees a sandwich that’s been left unattended

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk: