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toni storm is the only one that gets what wrestling is about. gay sex

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Hangman’s ALT text: photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can't even really see it cause it's DARK AS SHIT outside because it's the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something

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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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Mrs. Columbo picks up her husband’s freshly-pressed suit from the dry cleaner and then throws it on the ground and stomps on it, to get it just the way he likes it

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"cheap synthetic drugs are flowing into the UK from chinese chemical factories" ok first of all you are obviously racist, second of all the British deserve to get opium warred

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

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MURDERBOT IN THE OFFICIAL SERIES TRAILER

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Why are you, as a man, doing battle against another fully armored knight? I mean, you're literally straddling him and trying to thrust into him as deeply as you can

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aragorn is in hell <3

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Choose your fighter:

Caleb "I don't think I can trust Essek but I cannot keep myself from touching his face" Widogast

Essek "I have the forces of gravity at my fingertips but I will instead make a strength check to drag Caleb out of danger" Thelyss

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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

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The combined version

So sorry i dont dare to upload higher res coz internet's behaviour these days always make me nervous. But: enjoy🤩