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halloween hexathlon 2024 ➴ day 6: free choice

"i've heard of the red ajah," he told lan. "and most of what you've heard is wrong, no doubt. you must understand, there are... factions within tar valon. some would fight the dark one one way, some another. the goal is the same, but the differences... the differences can mean lives changed, or ended. the lives of men or nations."

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Here to provide your regularly scheduled MB fanart 😌🤝😌

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congratulations to all haters and philadelphians

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there's something so funny about how the early Nein talks like Fjord has a high charisma but only took intimidate and lie as his skills and also only talks when it's clear everyone else has fucked the situation so bad he has to step in. Jester, Molly, and Beau all have proficiency in lie but all three of them have +0/+1 to Charisma and prof bonuses aren't that great at early levels and also none of them will shut up. Sam has a negative to charisma and cannot stop trying to talk because he hasn't really registered that he's not Scanlan any more. Caleb has both a decent charisma and also has a proficiency bonus to lie but he really only uses it in PVP. the ONLY person who took persuade was Jester.

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

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fog of war in the grocery store

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Ireland's decided to maintain the space theme for this year's Eurovision, except instead of witchy moon goth they're going retrofuture spaceman disco

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

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The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.

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The thing about Eliot Spencer is that, whether or not he chooses to go through with it, he always has an eye to 'what is the most annoying thing I can do in this situation.' He only chooses to do the annoying thing about 15% of the time--usually Hardison or Parker has the "annoy the team members" job on lock, a good 20% of the time it's Sophie or Nate, and the rest of the time he's being a professional on job--but the man is always aware of what he could do which would be the most likely to annoy people.

Poke Nate's ego about Sophie having a team before them? On it. Hug Hardison in an annoyingly back-slapping way when his almost-girlfriend refused him? Of course. Giggle and ignore Sophie when she tells him to kill a cockroach? Abso-friggin-lutely. Dead-pan 'yes, and' Parker when she's asking about conspiracy theories? Sign him up.

The man is a little shit who is (unfortunately) also a professional and he loves messing with people.

(^ man two seconds from raining irritation on an unsuspecting mark)

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The best couple in dragon age is the dramatic gay blacksmith and his loving demon husband who is just trying to make sure they don't starve.

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Funniest picture on iNaturalist

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things fall apart the center cannot hold and me i feel also not so good

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i have a favorite tweet of the year already