#luciferwilson

[plxholloway-blog1]

luciferwilson replied to your post: luciferwilson asked:“What’s this ...

“That’s so….” He grinned, smirked, sneered – really, all three looked just about the same. “Does this mean I can give you a collar now? I’ll make it nice and pink! Not that I already had one ready…or anything.”

“I wouldn’t even be surprised if you did have a collar ready, though I doubt that’s for me.” She quirked a brow, arms crossed over her chest. “Although, pink is my favorite color..- No. I refuse.”

[dallonhart]

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“No, no, it’s on the other one,” Lucifer said, reaching out to touch the other cheek – but instead of wiping anything (which was nothing) off, he simply slapped the male, and burst out into laughter.

Clenching his hand into a fist to refrain from punching Lucifer straight onto his jaw he let out a somewhat menacing chuckle. “I’ll give you 5 seconds to run before I kick your ass.” 

[mitzfitzherbert]

"Okay, so first of all, stop shedding. Pussies around here do that enough, y'know what I mean?" he said as a form of a greeting, stepping over the hair that was quite literally all over the floor. "Wait. Wait, fuck. It's still attached to your head. What the fuck."

“Cats. Lucifer, you can call them cats.” Mitz had his back facing Lucifer, looking out the window, the exasperation in his voice evident. How was he supposed to go out in this condition? Not that he was embarrassed- okay, maybe he was, but still. “Yes. It’s still attached to me.” He turned around too quickly that he felt the pull from having the other step on his unreasonably long hair. “I’m giving you three seconds to step off or you’re gonna be in charge of conditioning this.”

[jnxholloway-blog]

"Jinx, my main man, my soulbro, it is your favourite time of the day!" He held up a towel and grinned. "Bath time!"

     [ ☆ ]—Assaulted by an attack of the spring sniffles (possibly Perry’s fault), the man-cat hissed from underneath a bundle of blankets, letting his middle finger slip out of the mass as a response to the sudden intrusion. “Go fuck yourself.”

[kvngnapier-blog]

[text]:I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.

[ sms ] unknown

who are you and why are you ordering me around 

[pehades-blog]

It was probably dangerous to use a massive stapler to place the flyers on the board, and even more so when: a) he wasn’t looking at what he was stapling, and b) his attention was had by a familiar face. By accident, he stapled his own hand, and hurriedly leaned against it and attempted (in vain) to control his expression from exhibiting pain. “Pennywise! Don’t act like you don’t know me, will ya? You here for a kiss again, I’m bettin’? Can’t get enough of me, I know – I wouldn’t be able to either.”

the sound of the stapler meeting his hand echoed in her mind and made her cringe. penelope couldn't help but give the other a short look of sympathy (not like he noticed anyways) before she remembered the task at hand. right when she opened her mouth to speak, he began to talk and the goddess couldn’t help but frown. have they really met before? have they kissed before as well? his chatter caused a great amount of confusion and penelope just wanted answers. “i’m sorry, but i really don’t know who you are besides and i’m very sure that we haven’t kissed before either.” a frown appears on her face as she crosses her arms against her chest. “i’ve only heard of you from a letter that i received.”

[plxholloway-blog1]

“What’s this rather queer looking contraption?”

“It’s a litter box and you know it.” She sent a glare at his direction. “And it’s just for emergency. You know, with all the shit that’s happening in the campus lately one can never be too sure.”

[dallonhart]

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

icebreakers / x

“I swear, if this is one of your stupid pranks I’m gonna punch you.” Narrowing his eyes as he brought his fingers to his left cheek, trying to find what exactly was on his face. 

[danxparker]

i still want you to wear that collar - ANON

ANON’S MEME

“Too bad, Lucy, too bad”, Dan pouts dramatically, shaking his head

[jnxholloway-blog]

[text]:With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

[ sms ] gut-bucket bottom || Lucy Wilson

is it bc u shoot for gay porn u gut-bucket bottom (◡‿◡✿) 

[ sms ] gut-bucket bottom || Lucy Wilson

also when have u ever been a weeb who paid for netflix like #ew #commoner

[cvbarton-blog]

"What the fuck no one told me it was your birthday -- FUCK AM I LATE OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY--" He shoved a big teddy bear towards her (almost as big as he was, really). "BUT SERIOUSLY, I HAD THIS, LIKE, CUSTOM-MADE AND EVERYTHING."

she was happy to see lucifer, his weird brand of humour always putting her in fits of suffocating laughter. though when she has a massive teddy bear shoved onto her 5 foot 4 stature, she’s sure she’s seeing stars instead of satan. “ufff—lucifer i—” oh, god, how big was this thing. “thank you so, so, so much!” she tries to extend her arms around the bear so that they reach him in a hug. though, right now, she’s sure all she looks like is a pair of phantom limbs reaching out from a ridiculous sized teddy bear. damn, it, wilson. 

[troicstorm]

It wasn't hard to miss the girl when she was within a few metres away, cape practically serving as a red flag. "NOPE," he blurted out immediately, turning on his heel in an attempt to walk away, but was helpless in the tide of students heading towards her. "Oh, fuck, nope nope nope ---"

     [ ლ ]—-She almost didn’t catch sight of him, really. But the loud exclamation and the sudden turn was a dead giveaway, and Troian merely grinned as she positioned herself to a running stance. “XEEEEEEPH!" She bellowed, calling him by the middle name people barely even knew about, before sprinting through the oncoming crowd and lunging at his back, clinging to his torso like a baby koala. "I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WENT HERE TOO, XEPHY.” No concept of indoor voice, really, and a number of students had focused their eyes on their direction. “Uncle Wade barely said a word. BUT HELLO MY NOT-SO-NOBLE STEED!”

[calciferpendragon]

"That ain’t gonna make you happy."

"Says who?" Calcifer sighs, messing around with her paints as she opens to a blank page in her sketchbook. "I think I'm a good judge on what makes me happy and what doesn't," 

[plxholloway-blog1]

[ text : Perbear ] Anime club meeting, stat [ text : Perbear ] Bring food with sugar also energy drinks [ text : Perbear ] LLSIF DILEMMA THIS IS AN EMERGENCY [ text : Perbear ] ELI EVENT UNDERWAY

( ✉ → lucygoosy ) Awyissss.  ( ✉ → lucygoosy ) Roger that! I also made leaflets for recruitment. I handed one out to every person wearing glasses. I think I offended some, too.   ( ✉ → lucygoosy ) WHAT?!!! ALREADY? MY THUMBS HAVENT RECOVERED FROM THE LAST EVENT. HOW WILL I SURVIVE?

[bencharming]

{ ` grins } Dunk. Tank.

when he sees the, now infamous, son of deadpool swagger up to his booth, benjamin has resigned himself to his fate. he shuts his eyes and begins to bang his head backwards, against the wood frame that supported his weight. “i give up — be done with it, wilson” he says sullenly, not at all doubting his abilities in getting the target perfectly. 

[danxparker]

Dear Dan, sometimes you don't make me wanna throw up. LOVE, ANON.