#luciferwilson

[exlaufeyson-blog]

luciferwilson replied to your post:"I befriended a snake in the school garden. I’m...

"Aw, look at the little cutie! Can it eat a bomb and not explode?"

Do that and I'll have father come and turn you to ashes, you dunce. She smiled calmly, listening to her thoughts before actually speaking out loud. "Thanks. But I don't think I want to try that."

[danxparker]

luciferwilson:

[ text : panDAN ] uhm is this a trick question [ text : panDAN ] C’MON I THINK IT’S RLLY SUPER APPROPRIATE

[ text → bully #1 ] no? [ text → bully #1 ] it's so nOT APPROPRIATE [ text → bully #1 ] but yea, gonna think about wearing it or not [ text → bully #1 ] i wouldnt be too hopeful if i was u, tho

[theodoretremaine]

luciferwilson said:

[text] cat dick is weird 5/10 would not recommend

[text] IT IS SO WEIRD DO U WANNA SEE

[ text ✉ Lucy ] okay... I wasn't going anywhere near it anyway.

[ text ✉ Lucy ] NO. DON'T.

[cvbarton-blog]

! : GOLD DIGGER

a night on the town was always something that camila looked forward to. whether she was alone or with someone, camila always made the best of nights out--she had a lot on her plate during the day, the night was the only time she could really let her hair down. opting for a tight black dress, she throws a moto jacket over her shoulders for warmth. finishing the look with signature red lipstick, she slowly sneaks out of her dorm, making sure not to wake up her room mate. 

she descends the steps in her best attempt at silence--forcing her stilettos to tap the carpet as quietly as she could, finding her way along the male dorms housed on level two. propping a single arm against the door frame, she knocks on the door twice, placing that hand bent on her waist. "hey baby, come 'ere often?" she drawls when he answers the door, pulling the creepiest face that she could. "come on--let's go before your room mate notices you're missing" 

[sxlandegre-blog]

EXCUSE ME luciferwilson IT'S KEEPING UP WITH THE LANDEGRES. pls we claimed that tv show first

[jnxholloway-blog]

     [ ☆ ]—It wasn't fun to be lonely on Valentine's day, and that was a fact he knew too well. So when he saw his best bro Lucifer Wilson sitting alone in the kissing booth, he decided to call it his shift as well, sliding beside the child of Deadpool as he busied himself with adding a new option to the stuff his wonderful schoolmates could pay for. "There," He motioned, satisfied at his work as he capped the marker he used. "Now you sick fucks can also pay us to make-out with each other, and not just with you." 

[jamesxpan-blog1]

"Hey, hey Pan -- HEY PAN IF I THROW YOU OFF A BALCONY WILL THAT MAKE YOU...A FLYING PAN?"

"Only if you got pixie dust, my friend. Now, the real question of the century is, is your whisper the lucifer?" He replied, quirking a brow.

[pehades-blog]

It was probably dangerous to use a massive stapler to place the flyers on the board, and even more so when: a) he wasn’t looking at what he was stapling, and b) his attention was had by a familiar face. By accident, he stapled his own hand, and hurriedly leaned against it and attempted (in vain) to control his expression from exhibiting pain. “Pennywise! Don’t act like you don’t know me, will ya? You here for a kiss again, I’m bettin’? Can’t get enough of me, I know – I wouldn’t be able to either.”

the sound of the stapler meeting his hand echoed in her mind and made her cringe. penelope couldn't help but give the other a short look of sympathy (not like he noticed anyways) before she remembered the task at hand. right when she opened her mouth to speak, he began to talk and the goddess couldn’t help but frown. have they really met before? have they kissed before as well? his chatter caused a great amount of confusion and penelope just wanted answers. “i’m sorry, but i really don’t know who you are besides and i’m very sure that we haven’t kissed before either.” a frown appears on her face as she crosses her arms against her chest. “i’ve only heard of you from a letter that i received.”

[theodoretremaine]

luciferwilson said: "Aw, and spoil any surprises? No way!"

"Is that what you call your siblings? Surprises?"

[plxholloway-blog1]

It was nice to wear leather jackets. And leather gloves. Blood didn't usually seep through them, which made it easier when he cut his hand off and tried very hard to keep it in place (it'd grow back soon). "Perry!" he called out, grinning excitedly, and held his (unattached) hand towards her. "It's SO nice to see you again!"

She had always found the idea of Spring endearing, until the day she found out about her allergies, then the season made everyday a living hell of anxiety and unnecessary caution. However, this kind of caution- a.k.a every encounter with Lucifer Wilson- occurs yearly and almost everyday that it has become second nature to Perriane. “What?” Her tone hinted her lack of enthusiasm. Without any suspicion, she reached for his offered hand to give it a firm shake, it’s loosened state giving her quite a shock and no time to stop herself from screaming. “Lucy- What the fuck?!”

[emilyxwilson]

WELL I JUST FUCKED UP

instead of editing the post bc i forgot to change the contact names

i just deleted the post

WELL FU K

[danxparker]

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PEEK INTO CHARACTER’S PASTa childhood story

The Wilsons were coming over to lunch at aunt May’s place and Daniel was feeling uneasy with all that for the very first time. He didn’t feel that when Wade showed up out of nowhere in Portland, before the Parkers moved back to New York, when he was just two years old; neither did he feel that when met aunt Shiklah, or when he hold Emily’s on his arms when she was a baby. But, now? A new Wilson was coming. Till where his father had said, it was Wade’s son who had moved in with them, so they wanted to make the proper introducions—it did feel like just one family, though the past stories seemed so messy that Dan thought his father used hated Deadpool. “Danny”, he heard Emily’s voice coming from downstairs, as he was still inside of his dad’s old room. “Come down and meet my brother, I know you two will be good friends! Or probably not. But I don’t care… Come here, NOW!”. As Daniel got there, he could see his father smiling at the newest Wilson’s member. He was taller than Parker; seemed stronger than him as well, probably well trained. “Here he is”, Mary Jane smiled at their guests. “Meet Lucifer Wilson, honey”, she said, holding his fragile shoulders and placing him in front of herself. “Lucy, that’s Danny, my best friend”, the nine-year-old Em said, smiling happily. “He is gross and a nerd, but you know, it’s like family”, she quickly added, making Dan send a frown at her. “Nice to meet you, Dan”, he looked at Lucifer’s face as he said that and gulped. That smirk on the guy’s face… They could have been good friends, but—as predictible—Lucy was meant to be Danny’s worst nightmare.

[jnxholloway-blog]

"Jinx!" he calls out, arm going around his friend's shoulders, "Jinx, man, you gotta help me out here, bud -- there's so much ass and just one me. You gotta help me pick which honeys are ripe for the picking, dude bro."

     [ ☆ ]—If he weren’t the Jinx Holloway—master prankster and troublemaker extraordinaire—he would’ve been shocked about the sudden appearance of his vitriolic best bud beside him. But hey—years of being friends with the anti-christ—snicker—himself did have its few…benefits. “I swear to the Queen, Lucy.” He began, snaking his arm around the other’s waist like always. “No matter what help I give you, I’ll literally be the only pussy you can touch.”

[cxstark-blog]

[ #teamgossip? ] 

lilianatremaine said: ( i want to apart of it luciferwilson said: [ RAISES HAND AGGRESSIVELY michikoxhamada liked this sophiabete said: [ raises hand up ccxnorrington said: Raises hand )

[ could this really be a thing ;;? i really wanna... ]

[vitafxcilier-blog]

luciferwilson said: [ is there even a ship name is it called tovita or vitoni

{ I think it's the second one?

[bencharming]

Lucifer spots the male nearby and (quite literally) wiggles towards him, face coming dangerously close to the young man's face. "Oh, what the fuck -- hey, pretty boy, did you miss out on the steroids or something? What's wrong with you? Why are you so pretty?" He scowls and reaches forward in an attempt to grab the man by the shoulders. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE."

Benjamin had heard of invasion of privacy before, but invasion of personal space was something he was unfamiliar with. That didn’t seem to stop this complete stranger from getting needlessly close to his face, anyway. “Pretty boy?” He questions, as if those two words together made no sense together. Stopping the other from reaching him, he places his hands sternly on the others shoulders. “While I’m flattered that you think I’m pretty and that there can only be one, I would at least like to be bought a drink before being manhandled, thank you.”