#luciferincorrect

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Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

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Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.

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MC: May I sit there?

Lucifer: That's my lap.

MC: That doesn't answer my question

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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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Lucifer: Where are you going?

Satan: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car

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Lucifer: Say one more word I dare you

Mammon: ”One More Word”

Lucifer: ...

MC, whispering to Solomon: Should we run?

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Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce

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Asmo: You can’t rush perfection

Lucifer: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you

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MC: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives

Lucifer: I wake up at 4:30 AM

MC:...

MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Source: I’m not sure, tumblr probably

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Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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MC: Wow, are you two twins?

Lucifer: Oh certainly not, he's just my stunt double.

Satan: HEY-

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Lucifer: good morning

Belphie: good morning

Levi: good morning

Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-

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Lucifer: Must you always attack me with your words, Satan?

Satan: Should I use rocks instead?

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[On a mountain hike]

Satan: It’s beautiful out here.

Asmo: And quiet.

Lucifer: Too quiet.

Levi: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]

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Lucifer: [sigh]

Lucifer: anyone care to explain why levi is laying on the floor here?

Asmo: he's a little overwhelmed

Lucifer: because?

Asmo: mc smiled at him a few minutes ago