#leviathanincorrect

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Levi: Sometimes I forget my siblings actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.

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Levi: So... I went through an entire character arc this week. Levi: FYI, I became more evil if you're curious. Asmo: Don't worry, the week isn't over yet. There's still time for a redemption arc if you're worried! Levi: Well now I'm just going to get worse on purpose.

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MC, fresh in the Devildom and literally a sheep because apparently that's canon somehow: Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Mammon, Levi, and probably Diavolo all catching mild feels simply by hearing their voice:

Levi: is it wrong to simp for a sheep?

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Solomon: I know you’re shy. That’s okay. I know the perfect way to get MC to notice you.

Levi: How?

Solomon: YO MC!

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Flight Attendant: before landing, please make sure all small electronic items are secure

Levi: [whispering to his tamagotchi] do you feel safe, bud?

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Levi: here's some advice

MC: i didn't ask for any

Levi: well too bad because i'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Levi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mammon: I'm as sure as I am honest!

Satan: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Lucifer: good morning

Belphie: good morning

Levi: good morning

Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-

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[chatroom with leviathan]

Levi: hey, are you awake

MC: yeah

Levi: omg me too

Levi: wow we have so much in common

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[On a mountain hike]

Satan: It’s beautiful out here.

Asmo: And quiet.

Lucifer: Too quiet.

Levi: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]

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Lucifer: [sigh]

Lucifer: anyone care to explain why levi is laying on the floor here?

Asmo: he's a little overwhelmed

Lucifer: because?

Asmo: mc smiled at him a few minutes ago

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MC: it's pretty dark in here

Levi: dont worry i got this

Levi: [stomps his feet]

Levi: [sketchers light up]

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Belphie: Nothing in life is free.

Asmo: Love is free!

Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.

Satan: Knowledge is free.

Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!

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[Mammon and Levi having an argument]

Levi: Just take your stuff and leave

Mammon: Fine then

Mammon: [Picks up mc and walks out of the door]

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Levi: why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

Mammon: not what

Levi:

Mammon: bruh it's not loading

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Lucifer: Where in the world is Levi? Let's ask the staff to make an announcement.

MC: Not to worry!

MC: MARCO

Levi: [from a distance] POLO

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Well then.