#lucifer is the last one in the ranking tho. no doubt

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just a random question but was wondering if you had a favourite obey me character(s)? love your art btwww <3

Omg i love random questions

My absolute fave is Mammon, he's so adorable i love his tsundere-ness and hessooooooooo sjhsjdjsknckakdnks i love him very much and I wish solmare loved him as much as i do jsjdjsj

Second place is Levi, and I love him as much i love Mammon, except that he kind of reminds me of myself when i had the "I'm not like other girls i watch anime I'm different not like you NORMIES" phase and it adds a little cringe factor HAHA

Any character ranking you ask me below those two depends on the day and the last fanfic I've read

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My theories on the most dreaded? awaited? ending for Lucifer (Deckerstar):

So first, Immortal!Chloe and Unredeemed!Lucifer.

So how will she become immortal?

Some say the ring might help Maze with her search for a soul but I don't think so because that ring holds Lilith's Immortality and I don't think Immortality = Soul?

So if Luci gives the ring to Chloe and gives Lilith's immortality to her then Immortal!Chloe.

Some people say Chloe wouldn't be happy with it because we've already seen Pierce suffer and Lilith chose to give it up because she said and I quote, "it's knowing there is an end that makes the rest of it count" and also there's Trixie. Which is yeah, point, but humor me.

Didn't Pierce regret becoming mortal again? Charlotte died in the first place because he was going to kill Amenadiel to have his mark back he got scared of the possibility of finally having an end even tho that was what he thought he wanted in the beginning and didn't Lilith seem to regret her decision giving it up? When Maze saw her Lilith said she tried something and it didn't work out and when she died Maze presumed she died lonely & alone in her apartment. I think they actually found being immortal 'convenient' (for the lack of better word choice on my part). She's a detective, her life's always in danger, it'll be 'convenient'.

Also, if it's true that Hell doesn't really need a warden anymore (i doubt that tho i think Michael pulled that one tho I'm leaning on my gut feel that there would be changes when it comes to Hell's management soon) and Lucifer is still banned from Heaven then where else would he stay? Earth, right? Because Chloe is his home. So once Chloe dies (again, assuming that Lucifer won't get unbanned from Heaven) our dude would be a Mess™. He'd probably wage a war just to see a glimpse of her in Heaven and Chloe going to Hell wouldn't even be an option 'cause Luci would probably, again, wage a war for Heaven to open its gates for Chloe. So to avoid Unredeemed!Lucifer from waging a war have Immortal!Chloe. (With what army would he wage a war if he's not a King anymore, you ask? He alone would wage it he wouldn't care if he has an army or not the devil is in love and he would fight for her)

What about Trixie? Based on the interview with Lesley (Maze) there's a scene where it gets gory and will make Maze release her demonic side and as a mother herself she felt the pain of the scene and cried during the shoots. I think its either one of the kids dying (Trixie/Charlie) or Dan maybe (Luci drinking from his #1 Dad cup foreshadowing him being a Step-devil?) and Lesly was simply sympathizing with the pain of a parent saying goodbye to their child.

Anyways, if Trixie dies and she goes to Heaven maybe, just maybe, it'll be okay for an immortal to see the dead? Like Amenadiel can carry her to Heaven to see Trixie and still be able to spend her days with Luci on Earth as immortals. If Trixie doesn't and dies in her old age, again, take Amenadiel Airways to have them see each other once in a while. She'll see Trixie and still be together with Luci.

Okay next, Mortal!Chloe and Redeemed!Lucifer.

I think this might be the end they might go with. They might just deal with the fact that Chloe will age, grow old, and die with Lucifer (hopefully with an ageing glamour because then that would be just weird) at her side being her devil shield as long as she's in service as a detective. She'll die as a human sure but if Lucifer's redeemed what will stop them from spending their days in Heaven? Together?

Last one is tricky - Human!Lucifer.

I really can't see Lucifer giving up his 'Devilness/Angelness' to be 'with' Chloe. Some say this is a possibility because it might be a parallel with Lilith and Luci. However, we saw what happened with Lilith (regrets?) and how he reacted when he lost his desire mojo and then when he both regained his invulnerability and desire mojo. He was thrilled. He probably felt "invincible" and worthy to be at Chloe's side (see: "My mojo is the reason I'm useful to her in the first place" he's still insecure they'd probably talk and deal with those issues later on). Still, it's his identity. It wouldn't make sense for someone like Luci who struggled a lot during the entire series asking himself (subconsciously) who/what he truly is (good or evil) at his core for him to give up a very big part of himself.

"But he's in love!"

Yes, he is, but just like they said being in love is about sharing and gives-and-takes not gives-and-gives or takes-and-takes. Also, in their kind of partnership if Lucifer gives it up it would just change everything in their dynamic - no more desire mojo, no more devil shield, simply no more Lucifer's 'Luciferness'. Because, ya know if Chloe's still going to die why not go with just a Redeemed!Lucifer and be her devil shield right?

So in summary the endings might be among these three (ranked based on what I think is the most probable):

Lucifer gets redeemed stays on Earth with Chloe and when her time comes spend the rest of their lives in Heaven.

Lucifer doesn't get redeemed might or might not be the King of Hell anymore (somebody else *ahem* Michael *ahem* might take his place) gives the ring to Chloe and live as immortals on Earth.

Lucifer gets redeemed but choose to become Human!Lucifer (WHY!?) spends the rest of his days with Chloe then ascends to heaven with her when their time comes.

Final thoughts: I can see option 1 and 2 happening? Tbh I think those are the endings I can accept. I can see 1 as the most doable and acceptable (on my part). I just hope that Luci can glamour himself and make his appearance age tho 'cause if they do go on this route Chloe getting older with a constant 30s aged Luci at her side would just raise a lot of eyebrows soon the longer they're together. While 2 might be a bit hard and complicated because like what would they do? Pull off a Pierce and change their identities every 30-50 years because they don't age? Well it can be easy, maybe, since Luci has connections but yeah that's tiring. Then option 3 which some might prefer just doesn't sit right with me. We saw Luci with his issues on Chloe 'taking' his mojo, on his fear with the Silent Killer when he was incapacitated, and how happy he was when got both of his 'arsenals' back (i.e. invulnerability and desire mojo). It just won't make sense with me considering how their partnership works. Also, I think Chloe wouldn't also like Luci giving up such a big part of him just to be with her. I can only see option 3 happening if Luci's given an ultimatum of being redeemed if he lives a life of a human/mortal. But idk man I think he 'lived' as a human (vulnerability issues) enough for me and for all the actions and choices that he made throughout his journey in the series - I think he redeemed himself enough.

okay im done rambling if this gets any attention please be kind lol

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The Great Meta Scavenger Hunt - Round 2 or I Can Hold My Beer Myself Thank You Very Much

Ranking season finales by level of alcohol consumption.

Expect a few unrelated notes here and there ‘cause i’m quickly rewatching those eps and (wow I actually succeeded in controlling myself !) heavy screencaping.

01x22: Devil’s Trap.

03:56: Bobby takes a swig of whiskey. 04:00: Dean takes a swig of whiskey. This episode is: slightly buzzed.

02x22: All Hell Breaks Loose Part II.

02:05: Dean drinks whiskey from a bottle. Later it looks like he downed at least a third of it. 21:06: Helen downs a shot of whiskey. This episode is: kinda drunk

03x16: No Rest For The Wicked. 

Who knew this was a sober episode? Not me.

04x22: Lucifer Rising. 

Should I count Dean not drinking the beer in the green room as a negative?

And can I count the five beers on Chuck’s table?

(Wow those gross subtitles)

Anyway can God get drunk? I guess he can chose to. 

This episode is: a functional alcoholic.

05x22: Swan Song.

02:19: Chuck drinks what looks like whiskey.

02:46: Sam is drinking a beer. Dean joins him, opens one and takes two whole minutes before drinking (that’s super long when you’re waiting for it btw)

22:16: The Flashback Beer totally counts.

22:33: Another Flashback Beer on the Impala.

22:35: And another.

23:01: So many bottles

That probably don’t count :(

36:58: And Chuck is drinking his last glass.

40:35: And Chuck is finishing his last glass.

41:00: Dean is drinking something that once again looks like whiskey when he got in “for a beer”. Tss.

This episode is: drunk off his ass.

06x22: The Man Who Knew Too Much.

*waits impatiently for Sam to drink on on the many one of the many variety of alcohol displayed behind the annoying AI from the 100*

Come on Sam, don’t disappoint me.

03:12: YEEEES AND A BEER FOR SAMMY (that’s an El Sol btw).

*Remembers that it’s Not Really Happening* Oh well.

13:00: It maybe offscreen but I’m counting it:

Because Cas has gone darkside and Sammy’s head is broken so no one will convince me that it wasn’t Dean who drank that bottle.

Next shot:

Yep. If they bother showing it like that he def drank it by himself.

14:18: Oh my dog Bobby he already drank a bottle why are you pouring him a drink your irresponsible ass ?!

14:28: Bobby drinks too, at least.

21:56: Dean is holding a glass.

This episode is : definitively drunk.

07x23: Survival of the Fittest.

02:11: Starting well with Dick pouring glasses for him and Crowley.

03:08: And refills Crowley’s.

26:23: Meg is holding a beer.

28:13: Dean’s got a beer next to his laptop.

This episode is: disappointingly not drunk enough.

08x23: Sacrifice.

Idk for you but I think this one is a good one.

01:30: Jody gets some red drink that is probably a cocktail of some sort since it’s definitely not a wine glass.

01:59: Looks like she and Crowley did move to wine after that tho.

20:10: Looks like Kevin found the Bunker’s reserve.

Well Cas broke his glass but I don’t think it was his first so it still counts.

22:07: And a beer for Dean.

Well a second beer for Dean:

And Cas ask for two other

I don’t care what you’re thinking this one counts:

This episode is: wasted.

09x23: Do You Believe In Miracles.

There is several bottles in Metatron’s office but I doubt he’s the drinking type (Don’t Call Me Shirley doesn’t count ‘cause he’s human in this one) . Methink it’s actually for show. Maybe he’s emulating Chuck? Anyway...

20:22: Ex-diabetic guy drinks unidentified stuff Metatron mojoed him.

38:19: And a drink for Sam.

This episode is: tipsy.

10x23: Brother’s Keeper.

Looks like Dean has started without us.

Screencaping this one for reasons  

This episode is: hungover.

11x23: Alpha and Omega.

04:36: As we all know, Dean drinks a beer and at 

07:36: He finishes his third.

Then we have Crowley sniffing a bottle then finding whatever he’s digging and drinking some at 09:23.

Doesn’t look like he drank more than two glasses.

Then Chuck takes his bottle bit isn’t seen drinking from it.

At the Lazy Shag, looks like only Crowley and Rowena are drinking:

32:45: Crowley had a refill. I’m guessing Rowena had one too.

This episode is: drunk.

So let’s recap:

08x23: Wasted.

05x22: Drunk off his ass.

06x22: Definitively drunk.

11x23: Drunk.

02x22: Kinda drunk.

07x23: Disappointingly not drunk enough.

09x23: Tipsy

01x22: Slightly buzzed.

10x23: Hungover.

04x22: Functional alcoholic.

03x16: Sober.

That’s all for me, see you next week.