#lucho stop

[alexi-01]

pissg want gavi in the summer, who gunna tell them about his chronic culerismo

[trentskis]

lucho watching two different games on his tv and laptop he's so me

[ynwa4eva]

REF THATS A PEEEEEN

[garciapimienta]

I haven't commented on anything these days because we've been moving houses but all I have to say is fuck Todd Boehly

[doux-amer]

Sick of this stupid team making the stupidest mistakes and sloppiest passes and their laziness and slowness on the ball and lack of finishing ability. I'm angry at Quansah, but once again, just like our matches against other big clubs, this is down to the whole team being miserably bad. Genuinely wondering if this team even wants to win the league for Klopp before he goes because they sure don't play like it.

[gavisfanta]

UNUSUAL SURPRISE- GAVI

summary: after gavi left the spanish camp during the world cup some people get scared, but he returns with an unusual surprise.

warnings: shittalk?, not proofread

"Where's Gavi?" Pedri looked around the table after he found the empty chair which was Gavi's place.

"I don't know, ask Lucho." Ferran answered and Pedri immediately looked to their coach.

"He'll tell you himself." Enrique shortly answered and then went back to typing something on his ipad. Something specific about the spanish coach is that every day, he eats an apple for breakfast and drinks a cup of orange juice. The boys have never seen him eat anything else before lunch.

So after Luis had told the boys that Gavi was 100% gone and he's gonna tell them himself, Pedri wanted to call him. Yet it doesn't matter how many times they tried to call him, it always went to voicemail.

Gavi's phone was turned off and nobody knew what he was doing, Ferran was afriad that he might have gotten an injury or he's sick.

"He wouldn't have left then, we have a whole medical team here!" Ansu threw his hands in the aur as he stood up and made his way over to the table where all the flod was. He grabbed an apple and then went back to sit down.

"Well, the best we can do now is wait." Pedri shrugged his shoulders and zoned out. Ferran shook his head, they were obviously worried what happened to their teammate, but Pedri was right, if Gavi wasnt picking up, they had to wait.

"Hey Sergio did you hear that Gavi left camp?" The newsreporter in the tv said. The whole Brazil squad sitting infront of it, waiting for the game to begin in 20 minutes.

"Yes I did hear, but I sadly don't know why." The other guy named Sergio answered.

"Well fans are worried for their starkid, maybe he picked up an injury, it also may be something with his family. Footballers have done this before during an international tournament." The other guy began talking but Rodrygo shook his head as he leaned closer to Vini.

"Good that that shithole is gone, hm?" Rodrygo nudged Vini's shoulder as he laughed. Both Real Madrid players looked at eachother and smiled.

"No more Wonderkid for him." Vini answered and laughed, however he soon received a hit on his shoulder. As he turned to look around he saw Raphinha sitting behind him.

"I know you dont like him but there's no need to talk about him like that." Raphinha leaned forward and ltold Vinicius. He wanted to open his mouth again but decided not to, so instead he just turned around and looked at the tv.

Not even two days later as the Spanish team was sitting at breakfast, they heard the door open. Every member of the staff was at breakfast so everyone suddenly shut up and looked at the door. To their surprise it was nobody other than Gavi himself, a wide smile spread on his face.

"Hola." He smiled and then Enrique stood up and went to hug him. While he did that he whispered into his ear: "Congratulations."

Gavi just returned the smile and looked at everyone while his coach stood besides him.

"Well, I think Gavi owes everyone an apology and an explanation to why he disappeared so suddenly." Enrique said and everyone began clapping their hands. Gavi cleared his throat, he hated talking infront of so mamy people, especially when he saw the camera running in the opposite corner, but he decided to bite through it.

"First of all, I'm sorry I disappeared so quickly and that I didn't answer any of your phone calls. But I have a perfectly fine explanation." Gavi explained in a loud tone so that everyone could hear him. "I don't know if some of you guys have noticed, that you didn't see my Girlfriend in like 6 months," He stopped for a second and most people nodded their head. "That isn't because we broke up, thank god, but I'd like you to meet someone." Gavi said and then turned around to look at the door where you walked in, a newborn baby in your arms, his eyes closed and peacefully sleeping. Everyone gasped as they saw you stand next to your boyfriend, with his child in your arms. Gavi looked at his son proudly and then put his finger up to his mouth. "He's sleeping." He said just loud enough.

Many of his teammates faces were covered in huge smiles and they just looked at the baby in your arms. You then looked at Pedri and saw him smiling while both of his hands are pressed against his cheeks, then you turned to Gavi again.

"I'll go back now, you talk to them."

"Okay, I'll go to the hospital after we're done eating." Gavi explained to you and you nodded your head. You turmed around one time to everyone and waved your head with a huge grin on your face.

Most of them waved back, they waited until the door closed until everyone jumped up and ran towards Gavi.

Gavi laughed as everyonenwent over to him and congratulated him.

"Hermano this is insane!" Pedri smiled as he shook Gavi's shoulders back and fourth.

"I know, I know." Gavi answered with a smile and hugged Pedri.

"How did you keep this a secret?" Ferran asked, everyone was still smiling, everyone was more than happy for Gavi.

"It was so hard." Gavi laughed out as he shook his head. "She didn't wanna leave the house after like 5 months of pregnancy cause she was scared someone's gonna see her." He laughed and Pedri couldn't help but smile too.

"How is she even on her feet just two days after giving birth?" Ferran asked, simply amazed by how fast you recovered.

"Bro I have no idea, I told her to stay a day more but she wanted to show him to you guys." Gavi explained further.

"What's his name?" Morata asked and looked at the midfielder.

"Can't tell you guys yet." Gavi shrugged his shoulders and then began walking backwards.

Many of his teammates told him to stay but he went outside where his dad was waiting for him together with his sister.

"How did it go?" His dad asked and patted his sons shoulder. Gavi smile couldn't have been wiped off of his face by anything.

"It went amazing," Gavi said and looked around before shifting his gaze back to his father. "Where is she?" Gavi asked after he noticed that you werent around.

"She went to the car to feed him, don't worry, she's fine." Aurora calmed her brother and he nodded his head while pulling out his phone for a second.

"The posts will go online in 4 minutes." Gavi mumbled under his breath. There were posts scheduled for his account, revealing that you gave birth to your child. Of course you and Gavi have talked about announcing it, you both thought it was the right thing to do before someone sees you two walking around with a child.

But after all of you had arrived at the hotel you were staying in, Gavi went to your room with you.

While he held his child in his arms, shaking him to sleep, he looked at you with a smile. "I'm so proud of you." Gavi mumbled, but just as you would've gotten time to respond there was a knock on the door.

"My god why is that child sleeping in your arms? Here, I'll take care of him." Gavi's mother hurried over to her son, taking her grandchild out of his arms and leaving the room. You smiled a little as you watched her close the door again.

"She's-" Gavi scoffed while shaking his head, he smiled as he walked closer to you and kissed your temple. "But I'm so proud of you amor."

"Why are you proud?" You laughed out and ran your hand along his jaw, caressing his soft skin.

"You're not normal, why are you walking around two days after the delivery. You shouldn't be on your feet, your body needs to rest." Gavi said and grabbed your hand as he walked you over to the bed.

"No, Gavi I'm fine-" You began but he cut you off before you could've finished your sentence.

"No you go back to sleep now." He mumbled and then kneeled down besides you while kissing your cheek.

"I love you" You mumbled while running your hamd through his hair.

"I love you more." He answered with a smile on his face.

[idkanymoretbf]

i had a little convo in my comments about barca and how i became the fan. now i'm really interested in how other barca fans became barca fans so i would love to hear the story behind it from y'all. here's my little story:

my dad was a big big fan of dinho when he was younger, that's where he started supporting them. when i was a little girl he always used to talk to me about him and later about leo. he watched all of those 'prime barca moments' with pep and his super team and he slowly introduced me into football to and i was really interested in it. i started watching it by watching el clasicos. it was always so damn intense, especially because of that messi - cristiano rivalry. my dad was always on barca side and my cousins were always on madrid side so i decided to support my dad lol. that's when it started and i became such a hard-core iniesta stan in 2015 and i was in love with the msn trio and luchos barca. i suffered a lot since then ngl lmao. in 2019 i started understanding football even more, i wasn't fan of liverpool back then so the anfield night ruined me. i lowkey stopped watching football in 2020 because of the corona virus. only watched few barca games and that's it. i started to watch it intensively again when it was the 2022 wc.

so guys, feel free to share your story with me, i really wanna hear about it. 😭💙❤️

[percervall]

Would love your ranking of top three (current liverpool squad):

- best looking

- best playmakers

- best return on investment (what we paid vs what they delivered)

- most entertaining to watch

- most baby girl

Oooh, I love this question! Thanks anon

best looking Thiago Dominik Virgil (am I biased? yes. but am I wrong? never)

best playmakers Trent Thiago (if he isn't out with injury, this poor man is made of glass) Stefan/Mo (now this might be controversial. Mo is great. The GOAT. Love him. However, bby Stef is a literal baby and seeing him play, I can just see his potential. That kid will make a world class midfielder one day)

best investment Robbo (we got him for £8mil??? A bargain) Kostas (without him we wouldn't have that FA Cup) Joe Gomez (I know not everyone's a fan of his performance, but he's been our rock in times of need and for that he deserves a shout)

most entertaining Robbo (the shithousery is off the charts) Dominik (for similar reasons. love a man who giggles after he commits a murder) Joel Matip (but not funny ha ha, funny oh my god giraffe stop making my blood pressure spike)

most babygirl Darwin (excuse me who else would love to be petted like a CAT but a babygirl??? I rest my case) Ibou (MON PETIT who is not petit in the slightest) LUCHO (just such a sweet, good natured man)

[neyxmessi]

man i jusr hope somehow or someway ney and leo play together one last time. like ney heals miraculously fast or something the power of gay love spurs him on

BAHAHAHHAHA STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY.

But me too anon :(

I want him to heal fully tho, so I’ll be happy if I can get him being Leo’s #1 cheerleader for the last few games at least

also my delulu brain thinks that if leo leaves to barca, they’ll miraculously rectify their financial situation and be able to get neymar when his contract expires or before. orrrrrr leo can go to city and neymar to chelsea (bc those are the only current rumors ab him rn to my knowledge) and lucho can be the manager (cause that’s my guy right there) and it’s all barca nostalgia in the prem league and they can play against each other a few times a year🤗🤗

[trentskis]

will never understand why ppl want to sell lucho. he may not always have the best game but he never ever stops is always trying SOMETHING and he's so exciting to watch

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Liverpool Group Chat

Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @rubybecker-rb2, @moomin279

sm17: Hey guys

Ali: SADIO

Ali: You did great in the game yesterday, it’s great to see you back 🥰

Ali: I saw your Twitter message but I wanted to congratulate you personally ❤️❤️❤️

sm17: Thanks, you did great too ✨✨🥰🥰❤️❤️

sm17: Anything exciting on your end?

Ali: I have a surprise, but I want to wait for everybody to come here

(DUTCH DADDY, BOSS, HENDO, DARWIN, HARVEY, FABIO and THEGREEKSCOUSER have joined the chat.)

Boss: Hi Sadio! You did pretty well, you almost assisted Raumdeuter

sm17: Hey boss 😀 Is Lucho here?

Harvey: Lucho’s depressed today

Hendo: Harvey Elliott you will be taking tact lessons during the summer

Darwin: Why wait until the summer, let’s start now

sm17: Oh no 🙁 what happened 

Boss: Harvey, you didn’t tell me this

Harvey: He’s upset that he can’t help the team because he’s useless when injured

Ali: Give me Lucho’s location so I can hug him

Harvey: He’s thirty-one feet and sixty-nine inches away from you

sm17: How do you know that

Harvey: Raumdeuter told me

Darwin: HE DID NOT

Harvey: How do YOU know, you’re not the boss of my phone

Hendo: LADS stop it

sm17: I just called Thomas and he said that he hasn’t talked to Harvey all day

Harvey: 💀💀

Darwin: Yeah, you’re so dead

TheGreekScouser: relax Darwin, he’s just joking

(LUCHO, SARCASM MODE, SISENOR, FLACO, NABY-LAD, TAA66, and MO have joined the chat.)

Darwin: How can I relax when you always copy my hair

Lucho: hey

Ali: LUCHOOOOO

sm17: LIBREEEEEEE

Boss: For once in my life I will use capitals

Boss: YOU ARE NOT USELESS LUCHO WE LOVE YOU

Harvey: RIGHT

Hendo: 👍

Sarcasm Mode: For once, I’m with Harvey

Lucho: idk 😔

Ali: Virtual hug 🤗

SiSenor: SIM 🤗

Lucho: gracias amigos

Lucho: Btw Sadio, I notice and appreciate your wrestling joke

Lucho: But it’s actually called “lucha libre”

sm17: Another word learned 😁

Flaco: OKAY THIS IS CRIMINAL

Flaco: WHO changed my chat name to Flaco?

SiSenor: 😑 Seriously mano we might as well change your birth certificate from Fabi to Flaco now

Harvey: Now if you want to gain some weight, then we can consider keeping your certificate this way

Lucho: I was reading the earlier messages, what’s the surprise?

Ali: (takes deep breath) The surprise is…

Ali: Hold on

(BEBÊ MARCELINHO has been added to the chat.)

Ali: Meet my honorary baby brother!

Flaco: HEY I thought I was your honorary baby brother 🥺

Ali: You’re my little brother and Marcelinho is my baby brother 💛💚💙

Bebê Marcelinho: Oh, no, OH NO 😡

Bebê Marcelinho: Alisson keep me out of this chat, I command you

Bebê Marcelinho: I don’t want ANY involvement in whatever crap you guys get up to in Kirkby

Ali: Come on, Mari! Give them a chance, they’re not all that bad

Bebê Marcelinho: Then how come every time I FaceTime you, you look as stressed out as the boss?

Boss: Just one small question: are you two related?`

Bebê Marcelinho: NO

Ali: My brother met him in his club’s youth system, and he told Mari the best club to go for further development is here

Bebê Marcelinho: First of all: don’t call me Mari

Bebê Marcelinho: Second of all: how can I change this stupid chat name?

Flaco: Beats me, I’m still wondering how Bobby changed mine

[magicalrealism-o]

Lucho: Amandita... My dear friend… Friends… In a few minutes, you'd have to stop bearing my company. Why would that be, you say? Because I’m leaving. Just like I got here, I’m leaving… on the eleven pm bus. Don’t even dream about us seeing each other again, I won’t be coming back to Santiago. Well, we agree on me leaving, that’s it, forever. And if anyone, in the distant future, would remember me… Goodbye.

Tito: That’s nice.

Tres tristes tigres (1968) dir. by Raúl Ruiz.

[dayooaoenl]

Lucho para seguir con vida, cada día.

Hay luchas que no se ven, que te van consumiendo y se debe reconocer.

Quiero vivir pero cada día siento como mi salud mental me devora en un vórtice emocional camino a mi propio vacío.

Stop…

[ikram1909]

I would love to see lucho benching mbappe but he never does that in ucl matchs and even less when its vs barca in QF😭

Yeah he's starting front and center we'll just have to stop him

[tl-trashtalk]

Writing patterns ✍️

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 posted fics and see if there is a pattern!

thanks for the tag @ollieflopkins 🥰🙏

✨you can find all my fics here I currently have 26 for Men's Football RPF, 6 for Top Gun (Movies), and 2 for Actor RPF✨

"The weight of Bobby pressing against his back makes Conor all the more urgent to get inside their shared hotel room." [let me love you while the moon is still out - conor/bobby lfc]

"Trent’s not really sure what’s gotten into him, if he’s honest." [your hands all over (feel supernatural) - trent/lucho lfc]

"Cancelo follows Fermín from the Barça holiday party to his flat." [what do you desire? (i'm inspired) - cancelo/fermin pt2 fc barca]

"Fermin's eyes kept flicking up and catching Cancelo's gaze over the top of Lamine and Balde's heads." [leaving here with(out) you on me - cancelo/fermin pt 1 fc barca]

"Christian is on the way up to his hotel room, the door to the elevator almost closed, when a hand reaches out, stopping it in its tracks." [my lover, my cornerstone (best friend) - christian/gio usmnt]

"Trent's sitting on the locker room bench, leaning back against the wall with his eyes closed, willing the rage inside him to stay tempered down long enough until he's alone." [you will see it's easy to be loved - trent/andy lfc]

"João run his fingers through his sweaty hair as he makes his way down the tunnel during half-time." [got my ass squeeze by sexy cupid - joao felix/gavi fc barca

"Ben tries not to think about Mikel in that way, even though both he and Mikel know that he does." [what a goddamn kiss - ben white/mikel arteta arsenal fc]

"It starts off innocent enough with Gavi draped across his lap, even if it hardly ever stays that way." [it's driving me mad (I want you) - andy robertson/pablo gavi]

"Trent’s thousand-yard stare into the back of Kostas’ head as he makes his way with the rest of the squad down the hallway is interrupted by a shoulder check from behind." [get me stuck in your teeth, teeth - trent/dominik lfc]

the pattern i notice the most is how i typically use one or both character names in the opening line. and also that there's some kind of main call to action that jump starts the scene. the only exception to that is 2 (trent/lucho) and 8 (ben/mikel) which are more internal thought. im actually shocked that wasn't a more common theme.

i'll tag @new-berry @purefractals @footnotesandendings and @brawlite along with anyone i forgot that wants to participate

[mountsgirl]

Lucho never stop scoring please