#lucha underground

[enbywrestlingfan]

MJF is ready to kill a man

He'd have been incredible in Lucha Underground

[peonyfiend]

Bros 🔥💀

[coquinaclutch]

[zeemczed]

A friendly reminder this Wrestlemania weekend:

WWE is an ultra-pro-Trump company. Paul "Triple H" Levesque was right behind Linda McMahon during her hearing for the position of Secretary for Destruction of Education. Today, Cheeto himself got a personal gift/promotional stunt from the WWE, and if he's not AT `Mania I'll eat my damn hat.

DO NOT WATCH WRESTLEMANIA. THERE ARE OTHER WRESTLING COMPANIES WHO DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION.

BOOM. Enjoy Wrestling. Left-leaning owners and damn fine in-ring action.

BOOM. The first season of Lucha Underground, free on the Internet Archive. A damn fine show that was taken from us too soon and a good intro to wrestling for newbies.

BOOM. All Japan. You wanna walk the King's Road? Go here.

BOOM. NOAH.

BOOM. Motherflippin' KAIJU BIG BATTEL, the first (as far as I know) GIANT MONSTER WRESTLING LEAGUE.

WATCH THE OTHER STUFF.

[tache-noire]

Wait a minute

Papa Emeritus Perpetua

AKA

Papa V

What's immortal? Vampires. V.

WELCOME BACK VAMPIRO

[rjcity1]

It’s up and it broke me.

[littlemagicalstardust]

[this-neon-burns]

Got bored again, have some Penta-themed glitters. Cero miedo!

Bonus Lucha Bros

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[scienceninjaturtle]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

RUN THIS BACK

[edgessunflower]

Poly Masterlist

Divider credits to @sweetxmelody

👀 - Smut

💣 - Angst

🪴 - Marijuana

🤰🏻 - Pregnancy

🌻 - Fluff

We love you 🌻/👀

It's time to love and I don't care 🌻/💣/👀

I fell in love with both of you 💣/🌻

Let us show our love for you 👀/🌻

What love is 👀/🌻

My reasons 💣/🌻

Lifetime love 👀/🌻

Not how I wanted to tell you 🌻/💣

Heated affection 👀/🌻/🪴

Other side of love 🌻/👀

New purpose 🌻/💣

Three of a duck 🌻

Stoned out 🪴/🌻

I couldn't leave her alone 🌻

Extra care 🌻/💣

Help me alone in the dark 👀/💣/🌻

You are never alone 👀/🌻

Sweet surprise 🌻/🤰🏻

Love of our lives 🌻

My safe place 👀/🌻/💣

Part of us 💣/🌻/👀

Old school look 🌻

Triple amor 🌻/💣

Rated R trio 🌻/💣

You are stellar 🌻/💣

Falling for four at once 🌻

Beauty is within 🌻/💣

Our girl 👀/🌻

Easing pain 🤰🏻/🌻

You've begun to feel like home 🌻

I want you both in my life 👀/🌻

Wrestlemania moment 🌻

My boys 🌻

Helping hand 🌻/💣

Fight for her 💣/🌻

Lay it all out 🌻

Cake kisses 🌻

Could never be mad at you 💣/🌻

Loved 🌻/💣

In the dark chaos 🌻

You're loved 💣/🌻

We could have lost her 🌻/💣

Vulnerability 💣/👀/🌻

Extra sweet 👀/🌻

Rough in the joy 🌻/🤰🏻

Steamy 👀/🌻

Safe word 💣/🌻/👀

A day to remember 🤰🏻/🌻

Love unbound 💣/🌻

Earlier than planned 🌻/🤰🏻

Royal rumble aftermath 💣/🌻

Melt 🌻/👀

Wanted to make you proud 🌻/💣

Warm hugs 🌻/👀

My teddy bears 🌻

Night of passion 👀/🌻

Soft kisses 🌻

We're on and by your side🌻/💣

Three's company 🌻/🪴

Snow fight 🌻

Wellness care 💣/🌻

Second chance 🌻/👀

Our girl baybay 💣/🌻

Nothing but beautiful 💣/🌻

Waves 💣

Bodyguards 💣/🌻

Caramel apple 🌻

I got two girls 🌻/💣

Lost but found 💣/🌻

Soothing touches 🌻/💣

Together 🌻/👀

All we do 🌻/💣

Not damaged 💣/👀/🌻

So I can kiss both of you anytime I want 🌻

Love to love you 🌻/👀

Too warm 👀/🌻

Heckler 🌻/💣

Elevation gone wrong 💣/🌻

Energy burst 🌻

Blankets and hugs 🪴/🌻

Safety 🌻

Stoned safety 🌻/🪴

Moment of vulnerability 🌻/👀

Home at last 🌻/💣

Tingle 💣/🌻

Affection 🌻

Low energy 🌻

Sleep in 🌻

Muy caliente 👀/🌻

Always looking down 🌻/💣

Little ones 🌻

Skin to skin 🌻

Because I love both of you 🌻/👀

Under the weather 🌻

Still have a family 💣/🌻

Yellow 🌻

Snow angels 🌻

Hair day 🌻

Just wanna feel safe 🌻/💣

Nocturnal 🌻

[coquinaclutch]

[abs0luteb4stard]

THE SHEIK MASSACRE

"A group of professional wrestlers disrespect wrestling legend The Iron Sheik. Then when lighting strikes, an Iron Sheik action figure becomes alive. The Iron Sheik doll then hunts down the disrespectful new school wrestlers down and makes those jabronis humble!"

[averagesizedperson]

what your favorite wrestling company says about you

wwe: you think all wrestling is the wwe. either that or you are below the age of 12

aew: you're queer and/or British. you have a rant about cm punk in your drafts somewhere

impact wrestling/tna: you miss when they had the six sided ring and when they were on a network people actually watched. you despise vince russo with a passion

new japan pro wrestling: you have torrents of every tokyo dome show and at least 5 different Bullet Club shirts. you may have wept tears of joy when the first forbidden door was announced

ring of honor: you always like to remind people that this was where every great american pro wrestler of the 21st century got their start. for you seth rollins will always be tyler black. you kind of resent that they spent the 2010s being new japan's bitch before becoming AEW's bitch

aaa: you really miss lucha underground

cmll: you actually are really into lucha libre and hate that nobody talks about the oldest company devoted to it

chikara: you think wrestling should lean into the fakeness more. the slow motion match always makes you laugh. you will never forgive mike quackenbush for what he did.

combat zone/game changer: you like to watch people bleed. you downloaded cameo just so you can pay nick gage's rent. he's been through a lot, he needs it.

ddt: like the chikara fans but without the resentment of the company founder's horrible actions.

pro wrestling noah: every time someone mentions wrestling, you always bring up that kenta did the Go To Sleep first.

all japan pro wrestling: whenever you talk about wrestling, you always have to preface with "yes, all japan still exists!" you miss fighting opera hustle.

wcw: you hate vince russo even more than the impact wrestling fan.

ecw: you are 30 or 40 years old and get misty eyed whenever you hear "enter sandman".

nwa: you're either really into wrestling history or you're a smashing pumpkins fan who just found out billy corgan owns a wrestling company. you wish nick aldis got the championship instead of fox news pundit tyrus

mlw: you are jim cornette.

global force wrestling/xwf/control your narrative/wrestling society x/heroes of wrestling: your favorite website is the lost media wiki