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Hey, past LP? Yeah, hi, I'm gonna need you to quit putting this much of yourself in your fictional queer wizards okay? Okay cool, thanks.
#i have a cocktail thing to go to tomorrow#my wardrobe is wholly unprepared for this#i have spent the last 3 years like. cycling in and out of loungewear#which is my sweet spot#or if i go somewhere i can get away with jeans#but no#you are making me wear Things#my one very good outfit won't work#not the right color#the other stuff is all either too thin#or did not hold up over time#your good bitch is just gonna have to be cold i guess#houndstooth and a blazer here we go#ltl shitposting#hp#lp bitches#lp dresses like they rolled around in the bargain bin#which is FINE#USUALLY
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John Sculley, 1993 Original:
#apple#john sculley#ltl art#idk why I took the time to color this#I just rlly like drawing this guy#my fucked up muse xoxo heart emoji#teaching y'all moments of apple history via shitposts
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he asked for no pickles
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Shipping shitpost.
Since I’m in shipping and logistics, I have to tell you that I take a holistic approach to shipping the ships that I ship. I am a shipping machine with a managed supply chain and multiple distribution points.
I ship this shit by land, air, and sea.
I can ship the ships I ship 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 356 days a year either by next-day delivery or budget carrier.
I ship ships by the planeload, container, pallet, tanker, 18-wheeler, panel truck, LTL, and per-package basis.
I can ship a ship it to you, pick it up from you and ship it to me or somewhere else, and if you give me Gozanti-class, I can ship ships to the far corners of the entire damn galaxy.
#ship it like you have a degree in supply chain management#shit I do while waiting for the shipping computer to reboot
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Side note, but I love how Peter hasn't showed up once in LTL but still manages to get a mention in every chapter that isn't Dora's POV like these girlies only know how to do three things: hold grudge, eat hot chip, and die.
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This is the only context I'm giving for this chapter.
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