#lowkey wanna do Caleb & Evelyn now

[golden-coven]

I made the different ✨Belos flavors✨ on the South Park character maker

[tohconfessions]

I'ma just go ahead and say it

LUNTER IS INHERENTLY THE WORSE SHIP IN TOH

and I could go on a whole 90 minute yt video essay cause I'm very passionate about hating this ship but I'd probably get harassed so here are my reasons!!

1. It's so obvious that Luz is supposed to parallel Belos and not Evelyn

As much a people wanna say "Luz introduced Hunter to magic!!" NO THE FUCK SHE DIDN'T?? Hunter preexisting knew about magic she just introduced the concept of glyphs you dummy

A personal theory of mines is that no one in the show is supposed to express Evelyn, no Luz, not Willow, no one, and it's so damn annoying when lunter stans use it as a point to justify their nonsensical ship,

"L-Luz introduced Hunter to magic and Evelyn did the same to Caleb and Caleb and Evelyn fell in love so erm actually now they're dating!1!!"

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

2. The ship is borderline homophobic

Just to clear the way Hunter and Luz both being bisexual has nothing to do with the ship being homophobic so I'll just set that straight

The reason why IT IS HOWEVER is because Dana not only made the show for obvious reasons cause it was a passion project, BUT TO NORMALIZE FUCKING GAY RELATIONSHIPS ON KIDS TV, I don't mean to sound like a "they're getting in the way of the gay ship" BUT LUMITY IS LITERALLY THE MAIN SHIP OF THE FUCKING SHOW

Lumity was already canon in s3, end of s2, became canon in the middle of s2, and preexisted before as a concept before the show probably even FUCKING AIRED

And like yeah that's kinda like the tip of the iceberg on how lunter is like the worst ships over besides Amity x Hunter which is literally lesbianphobia and Hunter x Gus which is lowkey proship but like yeah I'm really passionate on this opinion ngl

Idk man, I’m kind of tired of Lunter confessions, everyone reblog this post with your favourite Huntceda fanart (I swear y’all don’t show this amount of hatred too actual problematic ships)