#lovely gato

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Prompt: (Lu healthcare AU)

The chain meets gatto :D

Warriors looked at the board. “Oh no.”

“Hm?” Legend asked as he stared at his computer screen, head lazily held up by his fist.

“Kitty’s back.”

“Which one’s that?” Wild asked, laughing. “Is she like Beedle?”

“Heavens, no,” Legend huffed. “She doesn’t bring a bug collection every time she comes in. Wonder how she hurt herself this time?”

“I bet a bridge was involved,” Warriors speculated. “It was last time.”

“Nah, definitely another insane serial killer Uber driver.”

“Maybe her car exploded.”

“There’s no way she has a car with as many insane taxi experiences as she’s had.”

Wild stared at the two men, bewildered. “Who is this?”

“Either the luckiest or unluckiest woman alive,” Warriors answered.

“Guess we’ll find out when she gets here,” Legend noted. “Weird that Hyrule’s bringing her in. You don’t think she’s like… actually hurt this time, do you?”

“Nah,” Warriors waved off. “Knowing her luck the ambulance almost hit her or something and she’s getting an apology ride.”

Legend swiveled in his chair to look at his friend. “You know Mo and Rulie wouldn’t hit anybody!”

“Her luck would make it happen, the steering wheel probably came off!”

Wild laughed. “I have got to meet this person.”

[nalonzooo]

you ever like someone so much

[garzagatos]

Norma with the sunlight across her face (2023)

[skeletoninthemelonland]

I was obsessed with him when I was 9 and still am to this day

[l0v3-qu4rtz]

Goob-Cats ! ✧.*

Cats that remind me MMG !!

Likes and re-blawgs are appreciated :3

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[airinn]

really enjoyed the new puss in boots movie.... had to draw the little guy

[peachcatart]

My sweet Peach again 😀

[littlepostsblog]

Mi gatito de bb

[natureaestheticdreams]

It’s tea time..☕️🫖🌷

Follow @natureaestheticdreams for more🪞

[skyloftian-nutcase]

So, the misfortune started when I went to this damn hospital to do blood collection (Yes, where the nurse played "fishing" with the vein of my arm ;^;)

Almost two weeks later my mother had some complications and had to have a minor surgery... In this damn hospital

Of course, I didn't want to leave her alone and went as a companion. While I was waiting for her in the waiting room I decided to buy a soda in those vending machines, and of course the can got stuck.

Not long after that, a nurse came to notify me that my mother had already woken up and that I could go see her. I wasted no time and tried to go up the stairs to get there as soon as possible but, very conveniently, the stairs were closed due to some water leak.

Okay, I had to use the elevator now... Nothing would go wrong right? RIGHT??!

HELL YEAH

When the elevator reached the third floor, it stopped working 🫠

If it wasn't bad enough the lil shit of nowhere started to go down very slowly using all the noise budget that a horror movie elevator has.

But after the longest 30 minutes of my life, everything worked out and my body left safely. Only the body cuz my soul was already in the heavens x.x

My mother was fine and she was discharged on the same day, but I made her go downstairs with me not caring if there was water there or not

ANYWAY

Remember that in the beginning I had done blood collection? So, the result was supposed to be released online on the 19th but four days had passed and nothing.

So I contacted the hospital laboratory and they said that some results had given an error and that I should go back and repeat the collection.

I had to wake up at 4:30 in the morning and went back there motivated by hatred.

But dude

When I got there

I had barely gotten out of the car when a FREAKING SINKHOLE started to form on the sidewalk.

Luckily it wasn't very fast, so me and some other pedestrians who were there managed to get out in time and the driver also managed to get the car out before the ground collapsed 😮‍💨

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART

GUESS WHAT???

When I went to the lab

There was nothing wrong with the result of my exams

They had mistaken me for another patient 🫠

*internal screams*

...If there's a good side to all this, it's that I'm healthy :D

Physically, at least.

Good Lord 🥴🤣

Is it bad that I’m relieved that it’s just your typical Tuesday for you and not that the hospital legitimately tried to kill you with incorrectly dosed meds or something? 😅 Like I read “the elevator got stuck” and was like “oh ok so this is her usual stuff, she didn’t get shot up with an overdose of insulin or something” 🤣

Girl my soul would’ve left my body too if the elevator started creeping downward with all the bad noises YIKES. And a freaking SINKHOLE??

Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna��*sets up all expense paid vacation to Hawaii for your guardian angel*

[biancacroos]

[garzagatos]

Who needs a bed when you have spoons?

[olhaminhaplaylist]

A Love For Cats... 🐈💖

[des-vanecido]

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]