#love when kai looks ready to kill a bitch

[noviablast]

@mistytheimp

Kai's true potential🔥

Hey Ninjago fandom, brand new Ninjago fan here🖐

[rowretro]

𝕾𝖔 𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖞

✧warnings: Yandere themes, toxic themes, unhealthy love, mentions of blood, thriller, gore, death

♡synopsis: Y/n's not afraid of the dark... maybe she might be scared of what's in the dark. The ghosts? monsters? death hunting her down ready to grab her by its fist? of course not. She's scared of her ex.... he's so scary....

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Y/n yawned as she walked down the creepy, dark hallways of the abandoned high school. Tables scattered here and there, blood splatters dried ones and even fresh ones, painting the ground and wall. Evidence of human life being tortured and tormented for days before being ripped into pieces and left on the ground, rotting into the floorboards. Y/n was rather more disgusted, shocked the police hasn't once come across this place... Oh wait- that's a dead officer from the 90's seems he died a few weeks ago. Why was she here exactly?

It's stupid of course. Her dear friend who had been acting weird lately, dragged her to this place, challenging her claiming she'll die of fear before the ghost even gets to her. Y/n was no idiot, denying any invitation to the murder house. Yet Angela Yin, her best friend, dragged her in, the doors shutting behind them, and jammed shut. Then Angela went missing. That's how y/n found herself wandering the empty classroom where the ugly thing was just a second ago. She groaned, grabbing a key she found as she walked toward a door that had a matching lock.

She's ran into the killer once, it left a fog of smoke, causing her trip over small thing. It's nails disgusting and long like claws, head snapped off, hanging backwards. Eyes gauged out and mouth wide open. It was disgusting. its arms reached forward, but it can only see behind itself. That helped y/n, it was so blind it didn't bother looking in the cabinet where she hid in pure silence.

Just as she was about to put the key in the lock, a thick black liquid, slid from under the door, taking over the big, thick wooden rectangle, that blocked whatever was in that room from her. She groaned, arms crossed, as her foot tapped against the tattered floor impatiently, she stared at the many creepy hands holding eyeballs and organs waving them around through the now blackened, inky door. "What do you want from my ghost?... In my 18 years the worst thing I'd ever done to hurt anyone was being sarcastic and throwing parties when I'm home alone, now did that hurt you?" she asked as the eyeballs glared right at her.

"na how bout we talk about what YOU did? kill everyone who tried to send you to a better place, figure out a crime, or at least run home to their family? I don't know why Angela dragged me here, but once I drag that bitch home she's getting it. And you listen to me. I know deep inside you know you did something wrong, hence you killed so many innocent people and are trying to haunt me. I'm not scared of you because you were once a human like me... So why don't you get out of my way, and I leave you alone if you leave me and possibly Angela alone too kay?"

Y/n said confidently as if negotiating with a person who's afraid of her. yet the thick inky liquid disappeared, and the door opened. "That's what I thought." she said, dragging her sharp rusty metal weapon along with her. Yet the doors closed, there stood Angela, eyes pure black, veins visible in her arms and face, no longer blue or purple but black. Her teeth grew sharp as she approached y/n, her bony hands wrapped tightly around y/n's neck, choking her. "Fuck- Angela- What the fuck?! stupid ghost bitch I thought I told you we had a deal." Y/n choked out.

However the girl let go of y/n impulsively, as she fainted, the ghost screaming as it was forced out of her. There she saw a sight that scared her most "Nishimura No......." she mumbled as Riki dusted himself off. "Yes.... Im back baby." he said with a smirk. She threw a table at him and rushed outside, now lost in the dark woods, there, vulnerable, and in the depths of danger, possible vampires and Werewolves that had escaped the military's hold, roaming around in need of blood. That's why she broke up with him.

"Wow babe, one way to say thank you for saving your life, and hi to your darling boyfriend" Riki's deep voice echoed as he walked out from behind the trees. She backed away from him. Her ex. Riki. She broke up with him after she saw her suck the blood of her cousin. "I told you already we're broken up." she said mustering up enough courage to at least try to sound like she was confident in her words. "No you made that decision. Not me, so sorry you're stuck with me." he said as y/n glared at him. He groaned running a hand through his hair, frustrated.

"Darling.... I only drink blood of a human when I need to, and I only suck the blood of those who do wrong in the world and you know what your cousin did to you..." he said as he gently grabbed her arm, scanning over the healing scars on her arms. She gently pulled away, feeling herself falling into his love trap yet again, like a moth to a flame. "You're not scared of my love.... you're clearly scared for me... y/n I love you and you're mine you can never change that. I don't understand why me being half demon half vampire scares you.... I'd never hurt you... you know it. They can't ever kill me, I'm practically immortal.... So please. take my hand and let me take you to OUR home." he said as he grabbed her arm... yet she pulled away roughly.

"Nishimura Riki. I may love you... but I don't trust you... I don't want you anymore.... Im over you..." she said, almost as if convincing herself, "Then you leave me no choice." He said, yanking her into his embrace, teeth stabbing into her collarbone.... He imprinted her, kissing her lovingly right after. There's no turning back now "I'll go home then-" Angela suddenly said walking toward her boyfriends car, as y/n was still dazed.

She was his now. She realized how too such perfect care of her, before their break up, and even now, as she stared at the permanent mark on her collarbone in the reflection of the mirror. She didn't find him so scary anymore. The comforting environment of his groans of annoyance every time he lost a game his comfortable room, his cologne intertwining in the air, the large white sweater that slipped off her shoulder, so comfortable as she hugged it closer to her skin, his sweater...He's not so scary after all...

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[4ngels0uls]

i wanna be your lover, i don’t wanna be your friend…. M.S

don’t like? don’t read.

summary: y/n loves matt so much, till she makes a mistake and just ends up confessing… making them to end up having sex.

paring: fem!reader + bsf!matt

warnings: SMUT, use of y/n, friends to lovers, confessing, being embarrassed, abusive relationship (not physically), toxic relationships, a big trigger warning!, manipulation, disrespect, strong language,

a/n: i was listening to this song and thought of this.

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y/ns pov

“hey matt?” you yell for him as your in his room and he’s in the kitchen, grabbing a drink. “what?” he yells back. you don’t answer and he sighs. he walks over to his room with the cup of water in his hand. “what do you want?” he asks as he walks over to his desk to put the cup down. “i’ve been talking to this guy and he wants to meet up but i’m scared… does he look like he would kidnap me?” you show him a picture. “nah.” he answers dryly. “are you okay?” you ask before he just walks away.

that’s when you realized…. you fucked up.

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“i’m going to go matt…” you tell him as your going to to get ready to meet that guy. “kay.” he answers dryly again. you sigh and walk out the door with your stuff as you walk to your car, digging in your bag for your keys. you find them and open your vehicle and start the car and drive off.

you get home, pulling into the driveway. getting out your car as you walk into your house, locking your car doors. you take your shoes off in the pitch black house. you lock your door and turn some lights on as you walk to your room. you go over and get some clothes ready for you to take a shower, till you begin thinking about matt and how dry his answers were when you showed him the picture.

you flop back on your bed, crushing the clothes that you just put nicely on the bed. you stare at your roof and sigh, thinking you fucked up the whole friendship with matt. you genuinely like matt… like more than a friend but you’ll know it’ll never happen to you begin to find other guys, like this one that your texting in this exact moment. “i can’t wait to see your beautiful face.” the guy texts you.. alex is his name as you remember.

you met him in a party once, he was drunk… like very, and he asked for your number and it went off.. you guys didn’t even fucking remember when you traded numbers. but here you are, texting him that you’ve been waiting to see him, while you broke matt into pieces without even realizing.

you showered, done your makeup, and fixed your slutty outfit you have on. you walk over to your body mirror and check yourself out. you smiling and go and get into your car and drive off to the restaurant you are going to.

that’s when you walk in and see him, alex….

biggest mistake ever.

“hey alex.” you smile as you walk up to him. “hey y/n.” he smiles as you guys sit at a table and… next thing you fucking know he’s drugged your drink but you didn’t even know. your in his bed, naked… and now your dating…

few weeks later

he’s been manipulating you and cheating on you left and right. you know you made a big ass mistake as you try to text matt and he immediately tells you to block him. “w-what..?” you question. “i said fucking block him y/n!” he scolds. “i-“ you try to speak. “shut the fuck up before i break your phone!” he yells. fuck… you text him secretly. “i love you matt.” before you block him.

he’s typing right before you hit that red button that says block. you sigh, trying not to cry. “stop fucking crying like a big baby, bitch!” he yells. that’s when you begin to get anxiety from his yells, but that’s when you decide to hide it since you’ve been hiding your emotions for years..

it’s been 2 months since this incident.

you’ve been missing matt, he’s all you think about.. but if alex known, he would have tried to kill y/n.. that’s why he’s asleep. fat shit always fucking sleeping. you took his phone and remembered his password, you open his phone and look through his messages, you start to cry.. “what the fuck…” you sob quietly. you throw his phone and get up and grab a bunch of shit of yours and leave his house, taking your car keys you found as he keeps you home by hiding your keys.

that’s when you know… that’s fucked up and you should have never been to dinner with him. you immediately hop into your car and the first place you think off is matt’s house. and you hope that chris or nick doesn’t answer and it’s matt that does. you arrive and pull into their driveway and go up and take a deep breath before knocking on the door.

and exactly who you didn’t want to answer.. it’s nick. “nope fuck that!” he yells before trying to slam the door. “wait!l you yell. “i need to talk to matt.” you tell nick. he sighs. “matt!” nick yells before going up the stairs. you wait for matt and he opens the door a bit. “y/n?” he says quietly. “matt.” you say. “why’d you block me.” he asks. “he made me.” you says and matt knows immediately. “come on.” he takes your hand and drags you in.

he takes you to his room, some new stuff, and some stuff gone. “are you okay…?” he asks you as he sits you down on his gaming chair. “kinda.” you answer quietly. “ya look cold.” he says. “yeah i am…” you say. “here i’ll go get you a blanket.” he walks off, and comes back with a blanket. “here.” he says as you wrap yourself up with the blanket. “s-so like… what ever happened?” he asks me. “oh.. uhh. you know that guy that i showed you? yeah well we started dating and he was apparently manipulating me, cheating, and being disrespectful and just rude.” you say.

“oh i’m sorry…” he answers as he doesn’t know what to say. “it’s not your fault.” you say. he gets up and hugs you. you sit shocked for a moment and begin to hug him back. he picks me up and lays down with me on his lap. “you know y/n… i’ll always love you.”

so tell me that you love me again..

you smile at his words. “i’ll always love you too.” you mumble. he rubs your back. you sit up a bit and you guys both lock eyes. he takes a glance at your lips then right back to your eyes. you lean in slowly and you kiss him, as he immediately returns the kiss back. you pull away. “oh my god… i’m so sorry.” you say, after realizing what happened.

“it’s okay.” matt says as he pulls you back to him by your waist. he wraps his arms around your neck and begins to hug you. he pulls a bit away from the hug and stares into your eyes. he kisses you softly, closing his eyes as he holds your face. your instantly kissing back.

he rolls you guys over, now he’s on top and your on the bottom. he grins against your lips. he runs his fingers down your body, slowly. his touch effecting the fuck out of you. you watch his fingers get to your inner thighs. you look into his eyes and he smiles. your eyes on his as his eyes are on yours. “your so pretty.” he mumbles softly. you try not to smile as he talks. he smirks as he watches you try not to smile.

he watches as he runs his fingers to your thighs. he gets to your waistband. he looks into your eyes, for consent. “you okay with this…?” he asks. you smile and nod. he pulls your pants to your ankles, then they fall to the ground. he smiles softly at the tiny fabric covering you. you sit up and take your shirt off, also revealing your bra. “needy, hm?” he smirks. he kisses you back reaches behind your back and unclasps your bra in the back. he pulls the bra off slowly as he kisses you roughly.

matt pulls away and stares at your tits, completely out of it as he stares. you chuckle. he leans down and kisses your neck. leaving a trail of hickeys. “fuck your beautiful.” he mumbles on your skin before kiss down to your tits, kissing them.. till he puts your nipple in his mouth, sucking on it. you gasp as you feel his lips latch onto your nipples.

he smirks and pulls his mouth away. he kisses you before his fingers slide down to the edge of your tiny thong. he smiles and his fingers get down your underwear, trying to tease you. his long, thin fingers get to your clit, massaging it gently, making you buck your hips. he chuckles and pushes your hips down and holds them down. he starts to move his fingers faster and you start to moan a bit.

he slides down to your pussy. he stares as he uses the patting of his thumb to fingers your clit. he pushes a light kiss on your pussy, making you gasp loudly. he chuckles and latches his mouth. fucking you with his mouth at this point.

“o-oh fuck!” you moan, tryna be a little quiet since his brothers are home. he smirks at how loud your being, his grin sitting on your clit. then he starts to use his mouth faster, making it impossible to stay quiet. you buck your hips far, making matt smash his nose into your pelvis. he chuckles against your pussy, pushing your hips down for him to continue as you squeeze your thighs around his head.

he goes down to your hole, tongue fucking you now. “fuckfuckfuck!” you moan, feeling your orgasm come closer. matt chuckles “you close?” he mumbles. you nod like crazy, try to keep quiet, squeezing your face together as he tongue fucks you.

you could tell by his eyes, he was fucking pussy drunk. “matt! ohh fuck!” you practically scream before cumming on his face, all of your juices leaking down his chin to his neck. he licks you clean as your sensitive. “matt!” you yell as you squirm. he smiles and sits up and hovers above you. “your so fucking pretty.” he says in a raspy tone before smashing his lips into yours. he kisses you passionately, his tongue grazing your bottom lip as you let him in.

his tongue exploring your mouth. you whine against his lips, as matt swallows your whine. he breaks the kiss as he kisses down your neck, leaving fat fucking hickeys on your neck. “mattt!” you whine because you know everybody will ask. he smiles and kisses you again before undoing his belt on his baggy jeans.

you watch as he fumbles with the belt. he throws it somewhere on the ground before pushing both, pants and boxers down. he cock springing put as soon as he pulls his pants down. you look up at him as you lay beneath him. “what’s wrong?” he asks. “your big as fuck.” you say quietly, BEGGING silently he doesn’t hear what you said. he smiles and chuckle lightly before leaning down to you. he lines himself up between your folds, making you fumble silently. you gasp quietly as the feel the contact.

he smiles widely and shoves himself inside of you slowly. he smiles down as he watches your core swallow his hard cock. he begins to thrust faster, making you gasp loudly. “fuck!” you moan as the bed creeks loudly. he groans softly, moving even faster. you throw you head back in pleasure. “fuck…” he groans as you clench, making him grunt loudly. “fuck sakes… if you keep doing that i won’t last long.” he groans

you begin to start milking him at this point. he’s struggling to not cum right in this moment right now. he starts to think of things that won’t make him finish as fast. but your moans and the skin slapping, echoing in the room is making so much harder. “fuck!” he groans loudly before releasing his release inside you, painting your spongey walls white.

you release right after he does. “fuck…m’ sorry.” he apologizes. “it’s okay. seriously.” you tell him. “you were fucking milking me.” he mumbles into your neck. “i knowww” you whine. he chuckles. he slowly pulls out. he gets up and goes to grab a wet warm cloth, to wipe both of your guys releases off you. he wipes your sensitive core, slowly not to hurt or anything. he throws the cloth somewhere and lays his head on your stomach.

“i love you.” he mumbles, closing his eyes. “i…love you too.” you answer.

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a/n

holy fuck i took long to post this.

i’m sorry, been busy. i’ll try to get the next carrington one out as soon as i can😊

THANK YOUS FOR 400😓

[bunthebreadboy]

i saw a fanart on pinterest when i decided to change my entire phone theme and i can’t get it out of my head.

the art was just after the zuko and ozai agni kai. zuko was knocked out, iroh was getting ready to take him and leave, and azula just came in and said “i took care of it”. if anyone knows what i’m talking about and has it saved or knows the og artist pls lmk!!

anyways. it got me thinking about an expansion of this au (that i will never write because i have neither the patience nor the time to do that) that (unsurprisingly) results in disasterlesbian!azula

so hear me out on this one. there would need to be an entire plot. like. what’s aang going to do??

azula killed ozai by electrocuting him. it’s the first time she discovers her lightning bending. it looks like he had a heart attack in his sleep. (don’t get too wrapped up in the details. azula’s a prodigy she can be overpowered for a bit)

why did she kill her dad? she’ll swear up and down that it was because “he really should have picked on someone with a better fighting ability than zuzu. honestly, it’s stupid he didn’t lose his honor after frying my pathetic firebender of a brother to a crisp.” it’s actually because she kind of sort of loves zuko. she will NEVER admit that.

iroh becomes fire lord, albeit a bit reluctantly. he spends the next three years attempting to end the war, stop the spread of propaganda in the fire nation, and deal with his niece and nephew bickering all the time.

so aang comes out of the iceberg. meets katara and sokka. katara convinces him to take her to the north pole because he’s the avatar, he still should probably master all four elements war or not. all of the traveling is the same (except zuko chasing them) until they get to omashu and king bumi is like “what’s up my dude, welcome back. we’re recovering from a war, so you should probably learn politics and how to not offend anyone while you master the elements!!”

(“there was a WAR?!?!!!” -aang, probably)

so now aang does a deep dive into all of the nation’s politics while also training. katara doesn’t really attend his meetings, but sokka’s a total nerd and is sat for every single one. first is waterbending at the north pole. insert canon things but add in a meeting with arnook.

this is where we introduce the REAL enemy, because the enemy can’t be the gaang attempting to learn international law at 12, 14, and 15 years old. during the full moon someone assassinates the moon spirit! (sorry yue, i love you but you still die in this au…)

so after mastering waterbending the gaang heads to the earth kingdom. they meet toph and she joins. they head to ba sing se, which, after trying to talk politics with the king, they realize is still completely unaware of the war. while in the earth kingdom, we get a name for the big bad. the dai li. after realizing that ba sing se is basically a military dictatorship, the gaang escapes and head to the fire nation.

that’s where zuko, azula, and iroh get reintroduced. aang and sokka consistently come back from meetings with the royals complaining about “oh my god, the princess is such a bitch. seriously, how is she allowed to help run this country??”

katara eventually goes with the boys to a meeting to get them to shut up. toph makes fun of her for being a people pleaser, but katara will do literally anything to get her brother and best friend to stop yapping about the same topic at her every. single. day.

azula (disaster lesbian) doesn’t say a single word throughout the entire meeting. sokka and aang walk out feeling like they were in the twilight zone. katara shows up to more and more meetings. why? definitely not cause the princess is sort of kind of somewhat cute intriguing.

insert azula’s gay awakening crisis here. she eventually starts talking at the meetings, but she’s only ever nice to katara lmao. katara does realize that azula’s an actual genius, though. she decides that the two of them could probably like, take over the entirety of ba sing se in a day if they tried hard enough. but of course that is purely hypothetical.

so one day a meeting gets interrupted by a literal dai li assassin trying to kill aang. he barely escapes the resulting fight.

so the dai li send more assassins. and even more assassins. until finally zuko gets fed up and is just like “alright i’m tired of dealing with these guys. can we please go kick their leader’s ass??”

that is how azula and zuko end up joining the gaang. and how azula can eventually lay siege over ba sing se (even if she reluctantly gives it back when katara tells her to).

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other misc key points:

- azula and katara get together right before they fight with long feng. it happens cause katara notices that azula is nervous (nobody else would be able to tell) and so she’s like “zula. you’ve got this. we’ve got this” and kisses her lmao

- toph and azula are best friends, to katara’s obvious dismay

- the second azula calls zuko “zuzu” in front of sokka he immediately starts rolling on the floor and laughing. katara has to make sure his lungs are okay afterwards

- zuko: “im literally not gay??” sokka: “yeah, and toph can see”

- toph regularly comes back to wherever the gaang is staying with bags of money. she knows how to find every single illegal fighting ring in the world.

- this is a loooooong term plot. since there’s no reason to worry about the comet it can take place over many years. which also means that katara and azula literally pine for each other until they’re like 20 and everyone around them, especially (and surprisingly) aang, is like “oh my god make it stop”

[ellieluvr420]

Eye for an Eye Pt.4

MASTERLIST (and information about Palestine) Please read!

SYNOPSIS: Your body yearned for the touch of your girlfriend, the warm embrace that calmed your mind but you couldn't give in, the anger you harboured for her at disappearing with her group for three months without any warning, explanation or even a mention of when she would be back stopped you in your tracks any time you got close to giving in. You loved Abby so much but looking at her made you sick, you couldn't push the feelings down no matter how much you craved for things to go back to what they once were. You hadn't planned this but the anguish in those green eyes mirrored yours and sucked you in before you could think twice about the repercussions of your actions. You made your bed when you made the deal with the auburn-haired stranger, eventually you'd have to lie in it.

I want to quickly stress that this is a darker fic and there will be a lot of darker, possibly triggering themes to do with mental health throughout so take that as a warning. I likely won't do warnings for each part because part of this fic for me is that you don't know what's going to happen until you read it so please do not read if you find graphic descriptions of mental illness and topics surrounding that triggering. But if you do read, thank you so much, this story is really important to me and I appreciate any interaction whatsoever!

Had this in my drafts and wasn’t gonna post until i finished chap 21 of friends?never but @moonspowder is holding their breath so had to get a move along 🤗

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You waited for Abby to fall asleep, it didn’t take long, she was clearly exhausted from the day of crying and grieving her beloved friends. You watched her sleep for a little while, imagining what it would look like when she wouldn’t wake again but you dragged yourself away to pack your backpack ready to go back to Ellie. You grimaced at the thought of seeing Ellie again, after your dramatic exit earlier you were sure you wouldn’t get a warm greeting but you didn’t care either way. You were going to make sure Nora died, not to see her. 

The walk there was tranquil, you heard a few screeches here and there but that was normal, it didn’t bother you, you had managed to sneak into the weapon armoury as its never got someone working it overnight and you were quite adept at picking locks so the added weight of your weapons and ammunition in your backpack acted as an anchor, comforting you and keeping you on this plane of existence instead of floating away into your mind like you had been all day. You had a rifle over your shoulder and Ellie’s switchblade in your hand, every time you looked down at it you smiled at the memory of pointing her own knife at her as you left earlier, it felt like you were mocking her and you liked it. 

You practically skipped up the steps of the fire escape, bounding in through the window gracefully and sauntering through to the stage where she was already sitting on one of the chairs in the front row waiting for you. You smirked at her as you made your way towards her where she scowled at you. 

“You’re a fucking bitch you know that?” She spat. 

“Well that’s not very nice.” 

“I specifically asked you not to tell Jesse and you tell him at the first opportunity. What the fuck was that for?” 

“Payback.” She rolls her eyes and stands, holding out her hand, you look at her puzzled until you remember the switchblade still firmly planted in your palm. You fold it back together and place it in your back pocket as you smile.  

“You’re being weird, what’s wrong with you?” 

“You don’t know what’s weird and what isn’t with me Ellie, you don’t know me so stop acting like you do ‘kay?” That didn’t help, stop being so defensive. She was right, this wasn’t you but if you had been you, you would’ve let her kill you before you agreed to hurt Abby, but you’re not you, and that’s the point. “I didn’t come here to chat so are you ready?” 

“Yep.” You turn on your heel and start walking back towards the window. 

“Jesse not joining us?” 

“No, he needs to rest his ankle and he’s not the biggest fan of you so it was best he stayed.” 

“Can’t imagine why he doesn’t like me.” You flash a coy grin over your shoulder and Ellie chuckles before she can even think to hold it in which makes her scowl in your direction even more. As you bend over to crawl through the window you feel Ellie’s fingers brush against your ass before a hand comes up and grabs your hip, holding you in place. You squirm and curse at her as her free hand dives into your pocket and retrieves her switchblade. You glare at her over your shoulder, and she sticks her tongue out at you. Childish. Even the subtle blush of her cheeks angered you as you made your way down the fire escape, her following closely behind. 

As you trailed along the dark paths of Seattle towards the park you planned to cut through, you wondered what could have happened if you had met Ellie before, under better circumstances. You know if you had met her before you had been ruined, darkened by the torment of love and hatred, you would have liked her, found her charming. Anything that you would’ve liked about her only drove you further from her, the thought of getting close to someone again, feeling for someone again, it made your blood run cold. You’d do whatever you had to do to keep your distance until everything was over. 

You reach a dead end that has you huffing as you notice the double doors slightly ajar to your right. “Fuck’s sake.” You mutter to yourself as Ellie comes to stand next to you. 

“What?” 

“Was hoping we wouldn’t have to cut through any buildings, but I guess I was wrong.” 

“No hold on a minute, if you can get me to the top of the wall I can pull you up.” You quirk an eyebrow at her, challenging her declaration, it wasn’t that you didn’t think she was strong, it was just a very high wall, it seemed like a long shot. 

“Well worth a try because these buildings are crawling with infected typically.” She nods and you walk to the wall, pressing your back against it and cupping your hands together.  

“You ready?” She checks as she puts her foot into your hands. 

“As I’ll ever be.” You nod and in sync she jumps up as you boost her and somehow she actually manages to grasp onto the top edge and pull herself up. It was impressive to watch, you hadn’t met anyone as adept as Abby until you met her. She lowers herself down and reaches an arm out to you. 

“Just jump and grab my hand and then don’t fucking let go okay?” 

“Yeah I got it.” You take a breath and leap as high as you can, the second you feel your hand in hers, you breathe a sigh of relief, she starts slowly pulling you up and the second you can you grab onto the ledge to help her for the last bit. Once you’re both over the wall she stands with her hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. “I swear if you say I told you so.” 

“I wasn’t gonna say a thing, you said it for me.” She smiles and you continue walking without looking to see if she followed but you know she has from the faint patter of her footsteps. 

The entrance to the park comes into view at the same time that you hear a high-pitched whistling. “The fuck is that?” Ellie whispers. 

“Scars. We’ll take it slow and just try and sneak around them okay, keep your head down and stay quiet.” 

“Yes ma’am.” You glare at her before creeping forward, this time checking she’s following. The whistles grew louder as you moved deeper into the forest until you heard a blood-curling scream, followed by begs and pleads from another WLF soldier. “What the fuck.” Ellie whispers next to you as you both see the soldiers strung up from trees, one with his organs dangling from his body and the other flailing about desperately as he screams and tries to bargain for his life. “Do you know them?” 

“Yeah I know the one they haven’t cut open yet. Daniel.” 

“Oh, sorry.” 

“Don’t be, I’m not.” She scoffs in disbelief at your bluntness as you keep moving until you hear the swish of an arrow cutting through air and the fleshy squelch of it landing in a body. You turn to see Ellie lying on the floor grunting as she yanks at the arrow. You immediately spot the scar heading straight for you and you lunge at her, digging your knife into her neck and yanking it out, her blood splattering over you, painting you skin red. Just more blood on your hands. It will all be over soon. You return to Ellie and kneel beside her. “Hey, hey, let me do it.” She nods and as you snap the arrow so you can pull it out easier, she gasps and squeezes your arm as she clamps her eyes shut. Her hand burns your skin, you needed to get this done quickly. 

“You better be right-handed.” You say trying to lighten the mood as you yank the arrow from her left shoulder, she whimpers slightly but as soon as it’s out, she breathes a sigh of relief. 

“Yeah I’m right-handed.” She watches as you pull your backpack off and retrieve a bandage from the front pocket. “You came prepared.” 

“I was actually planning to leave this time so yeah I did. Take your shirt off.” 

“Wh- why?” 

“So I can wrap this bandage around it. I’m not tryna cop a feel, relax. Just take your arm out of the shirt.” 

“Right.” She winces as she pulls her left arm from the shirt and you press the end of the bandage to the seeping wound before grabbing her hand and pressing it onto the hole firmly. You wrap the bandage round her shoulder and under her armpit as tight as you can before ripping it and tying it off then helping her back into her shirt. 

“You okay?” 

“Yeah but we need to keep moving.” You help her up and begin sprinting towards the exit of the park until you’re no longer surrounded by foliage, instead comforted by the urban forest that you found a lot easier to navigate.  

“See through those two buildings there, that’s the hospital. We’re not that far away now.” You were half telling yourself that and half telling her. It’s not like it would get easier the closer you got to the hospital, but the closer you got, the closer Nora was to meeting her demise. That’s why you were here. To make sure she died, that’s it. 

₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧   

 

The sound of ‘it was a good day’ by Ice Cube rang through the halls, one of yours and Abby’s favourite’s. You thought it was ironic, that particular song playing while Nora gets slaughtered, poetic almost. “There’s a door on the other side of the room, I’m gonna go round and make sure she can’t run through there. Just wait a couple minutes before you go in, yeah?” 

“You’re not coming in with me?” And let Nora blow yours and Abby’s relationship wide open? No, you were not going in there.  

“No, I’m gonna make sure no one comes and finds us. Why? You want a little company?” 

“You made your point.”  

“Make it hurt.” You mutter before walking off round the corner to go find the door. The song ringing through your ears causing a slideshow of memories with Abby to flash through your mind, you shake them away as the door comes into view, you press your ear to the door and as you hear Ellie’s voice inside you get to work barricading the door, you slam yourself into the large metal cabinet to scrape it across the floor until it’s firmly in front of the door. You moved slowly to make as little noise as possible, the music covering your plight well. You go back to pressing your ear against the door just as you hear Ellie’s disgruntled voice. 

“You fucking cunt- Agh!” A crash and then the handle shaking violently as Nora tries to make her escape, you can’t stop yourself from popping up in the glass pane of the door and smiling with a little wave and tilt of your head. She whispers your name as her face screws up before you disappear from the glass again leaving her and Ellie alone. You shouldn’t be enjoying this, you barely felt human anymore, it’s her fault, it’s their fault, it’s your own fault too but you’d fix that soon enough. You appear at the other door and glance through the window. Nora’s on the floor, unmoving as Ellie stands over her with a large metal pipe in her hand, the end dripping with crimson. You notice the tremor of the pipe, the rigid stance of Ellie as she stands over Nora, and then she thrashes the pipe down onto her, again and again. Was this what Ellie had witnessed when she found you at Hillcrest? You needed to get moving so you enter the room quietly and as she lifts the pipe again you grab it and yank it out of her hand. She spins to face you and you feel like she might kill you there and then for stopping her. “You got her. We gotta go.” She nods and lets you lead her out of the room, and out of the hospital into the cool night air. She doesn’t speak, she doesn’t move without a nudge from you, she doesn’t notice when a runner creeps up on her from behind until you’re ripping it off of her, throwing it to the ground and stomping its head into the cement underneath you. If you don’t sort her out soon, she’d get you both killed so you drag her into a nearby house, sitting her down on the sofa before checking it’s clear and securing the doors and windows then returning to her. “Ellie, I need you to focus. We need to get back to the theatre, so I need you to focus.” 

“I- I shouldn’t have done that.” 

“Why?” 

“I should’ve just killed her. I’m as bad as them. I made it hurt.” She looked up at you and suddenly that familiar feeling you thought you were free from comes rushing back like it had never left. Guilt was crushing, it was worse than any physical pain you could ever describe. Your whole body ached and twinged as every nerve felt like it was on fire. You crouched down to make her look at you, attempting to distract yourself from your own inner turmoil with hers.  

“Ellie, look at me.” Her eyes flick up to yours as you cup her cheeks with your hands. “She fucking deserved it, they all deserve it. You’re gonna do this and you’re gonna go back home and forget about this place and everything in it. You’re gonna go be happy with your girlfriend and your friends and you’re gonna move on but you have to make it out of here alive first, so I need you to focus.” She doesn’t say anything, she just mirrors your own hands as she cups your cheeks, your skin burns.  

“I don’t know how to be happy anymore, I don’t think I can go back to the life I had before all of this.” She leans in and your eyes widen as you put a hand on her chest. 

“Ellie, don’t do this to yourself. Dina is what you need.” 

“I don’t know how to be what she needs.” She leans in again and you can’t shake the feeling you’re taking advantage of her, she’s vulnerable, she’s grieving, you can’t do this.  

“Ellie, you don’t want this. You’re confused, this would be a mistake that you’ll regret every day. Think about Dina.” 

“She doesn’t look at me the same anymore, Jesse doesn’t other, they don’t get it. You do. Please, I know what I need, I need this. I need to feel real, like I’m not just a heartless killer, I know you understand that.” Fuck, she’s right. You know it’s wrong, everything’s wrong, she’s not Abby but in your eyes, Abby isn’t Abby anymore. She changed and she changed you with her. Why did cheating feel so wrong when you were fantasising and planning on killing her? Why did you feel bad for a girl you hadn’t even seen? Everything you were doing was driving you further into that bottomless black pit that you’d never escape from. It was pointless trying to fight the darkness slowly squeezing the life out of you, so why are you still trying? It would all go away soon so why fight it? You started all of this because the hurt they had enacted on you caused a large gaping abscess to form where your heart used to be but now, now you had lost control, blinded by your rage, by your bloodlust. She was right, you needed to feel real, just once more before it all ends, before everything catches up to you, it would sooner or later, catch up to you. You just needed to feel real. 

You sighed and looked into her eyes before nodding gently and leaning towards her, closing the already small gap between you both. Your lips pressed together, cautiously at first, her hands moving down to your hips and squeezing tentatively. This wasn’t right, you half expected to see a monster looking back at you next time you looked in a mirror, how could a broken heart do this much damage? Were you overreacting? Were you like this all along and Abby just gave you an excuse to show your true colours? You just needed comfort, affection, from someone who hadn’t set your heart on fire and stomped it into the ground. You just needed some comfort. 

Ellie sucked your tongue into her mouth as you straddled her hips, desperation seeping through your pores as you latched onto her hair and yanked her head back to give you access to her neck, you pecked at the skin just below her ear and as you went to suck you had to stop yourself, you couldn’t leave any traces of your evil on her pale skin. Her hands squeezed at your thighs as she nudged your cheek with her nose to get you to face her once again. The air was dense, it was clogging your throat, any time you pulled away you felt like the air was sucked out of you and your body was being crushed. You couldn’t take it, you couldn’t understand how it made you feel so much more immoral than anything you had done over the past few days, yet it still made you feel alive for the first time in months. 

Ellie could barely think, barely function, all she could focus on was your lips on hers as her hands roamed your body. Any time Dina would pop into her mind she’d just press herself further into you, it blocked everything else out. How could she go back to her normal life, after everything, after you? She knew you didn’t feel the same way, she could tell, this was just a necessity to you, a distraction, but to her, it was everything, it was like you were letting her be the version of her that rose from the ashes of Joel’s death, not trapping her in a cage of who she used to be.  

“I’m sorry Ellie, I’m so, so sorry.” Your voice was cracking and trembling as you spoke but when you opened your eyes to see hers still closed, no reaction to what you had said, the panic set in. Not again. “I’m sorry Ellie, please hear me, I’m sorry, I’ve ruined you too. I’m sorry.” You were practically screaming as tears rolled down your cheeks. This time her eyes snapped open again but they were only filled with lust, something else that you couldn’t decipher but you didn’t want to. 

“I needed this too, thank you.” She breathed out and your stomach churned, your hand immediately going to your cheek to feel that it was completely dry, you heaved at the feeling and jumped off of her, you’ve lost it, you’re barely connected to your body anymore, some outside force controlling it.  

Her eyes went glassy as her jaw dropped open slightly at your sudden change in demeanour. “Did I do something wrong?” Her voice was small, shameful as she averted her eyes from your manic ones. 

“No I- I heard something, we need to move, we’re too close to the hospital.” 

“Oh... okay.” She looked like a beaten puppy as she stood and grabbed her backpack, wincing at the pain in her shoulder. You tore your eyes away from her to look out the window and make sure it was safe to leave before turning back to her and taking in her features, her hair messy and tangled, her cheeks blushed, and her lips parted as her chest rose and fell heavily. You stared as she stared back until you took a breath and went to reach for the doorhandle, but it wasn’t there. Instead, your fingers found the bottom of the window that you had left ajar upon your exit of the theatre. You snapped your head towards it and screeched as you yanked it upwards and threw yourself through the opening. You turned back and you felt your body go cold as Abby was standing behind you, climbing through the window with eyes so dark you thought they were black. The blue was no longer there, replaced by inky darkness that matched the background, the theatre seeping away from your vision and leaving only you and her. You screamed and cried as she inched closer to you, you tried to scramble away but she snatched your ankle back towards her and climbed on top of you, squeezing your chin as her eyes stared into your soul and sucked it out of you. Your whole body tingled before going numb as a single tear rolled down your cheek at the sick grin that twisted her lips upwards mocked you. 

“Hey, come on, wake up, fuck please wake up, what the fuck?” Ellie’s voice boomed through your head, light blinded you as you used every ounce of strength in you to open your eyes only to come face to face with Ellie peering over you. “What the fuck was that? You just passed out as you went through the window.” 

“S-sorry, I- I dunno what happened.” 

“What do you mean you don’t know?” 

“I mean I don’t fucking know.” You could never tell her what you had seen, what was happening to you, you couldn’t even begin to verbalise it. You sat up and surveyed your surroundings, you were at the theatre, you had blacked out for at least an hour, best case. You needed to fix this, you needed to get home before Abby wakes up.  

“Are you okay? Let me help you up.” She goes to lift you up but you smack her hands away, you didn’t know why you were agitated but you were, you needed her not to touch you or look at you or breathe near you because your skin was itching and you felt like you were a bomb seconds away from exploding. 

“I got it, I’m fine, okay? I’m probably just over-tired.” You walk away from her and disappear through the curtains as she follows you down to the chairs where you dropped your backpack and began pacing. She sat beside the backpack and pulled her arm out of her grey t-shirt once again to look at the bandages that were now stained red and leaking onto the hand she pressed on the wound. 

“I don’t suppose you’ve got anymore bandages you wouldn’t mind sharing.” 

“Yeah, front pocket of my backpack.” You would’ve got them for her but you couldn’t stand still right now, you needed to keep moving as you begged for the memory of the journey from the hospital to the theatre to return to you but there was not even a second of it you could remember. 

Ellie watched you for a second before going to the front pocket of your backpack and routing around it. Her hands brushed over something thin and smooth, a piece of paper but not like the paper in her journal, like film almost. She knew she shouldn’t snoop but you didn’t seem like the type to share and she just wanted to know more about you so she flipped the polaroid over to look at the picture and the sight made bile rise to her throat as she clutched it and brought it closer to her face. You were completely unaware of her actions as your back was turned to her mostly but her eyes still flicked between you and the polaroid. “What the fuck is this?” She spat as she stood and stormed over to you. 

“Hm?” You turned and immediately a polaroid fluttered at you, landing on the floor at your feet. Your hand shook as you picked it up and realised what she was talking about. The polaroid was of you and Abby, her kissing your cheek and you beaming at the camera, with ‘my love’ written in sharpie on the thick white border. “I- Ellie...” You whispered as you refused to look up at her. 

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” Her hands thrust you backwards sending you stumbling as she reaches behind her jeans and yanks her pistol out, aiming it right at your heart. You don’t move, you don’t look away, you just stare back at her eyes that were fiery with rage as her lips sneered at you. 

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Rolling Stone - Fall Bailey Kay, One of One

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Shoutout to @soulsimmin for the other musical artists noted on the cover and general Team BK shenanigans. Somebody cut the check.

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10.59pm The initials BK pop on the screen indicating Bailey Kay has joined the Soom call. The camera flashes on and my heart skips a beat. I hear her soft but firm voice say “Kiss” and another face appears in the view. Bailey’s husband Quinton leans in for a kiss as requested. The two quickly exchange “Love you’s” and adoring looks and then he’s gone as fast as he appeared. Bailey Kay turns to me and I now have her undivided attention. She flashes that gorgeous smile and my heart skips a beat again.

“Sorry. Hi! Thank you for agreeing to meet with me this late. I hope you’re a night owl too.” Absolutely not. I’m normally in bed by 10pm, but who says no to the Queen B when she agrees at the last possible second to her first interview in ages. I awkwardly reply “I am tonight!” and she laughs, exclaiming “I like you!” Phew! Any remaining tension and nerves are gone. Let’s get into this.

Channeling my glitteriest of kitties I jump right in and ask “Where are the visuals? We the butterflies are begging for the music videos and performances.” Honestly I expected a glare or an eye roll in return, but I get a sly smirk instead. “You are the visual”

I instinctively look at the small image of myself on the screen thinking I did too much with my look for this call. Bailey must have sensed my confusion and continues: “Butterfly is about celebrating life, love, and freedom, overcoming struggles and transforming into your best, highest self. I didn’t want to dictate how anyone experienced those things with the typical visuals. But I did want to get the party started so I gave you the first step- the music.”

“So you dropped the album and bounced to let us party and figure it out for ourselves?”

“You are funny! But yes, kinda. And look what happened! You all started your own challenge and created the visuals, and all I had to do was sit back and watch. Also I really didn’t leave y’all empty handed. I thought we killed it with the pics in the Butterfly Box. But I can’t forget the hive is the hardest to please and I love that. Keeps me on my toes.”

“Ok, I see the vision, but why literally leave the country and go on vacation during an album rollout? That’s unheard of!”

“Ok two reasons. The first is that was what I needed to do. That was my way of celebrating. I told my baby girl that putting out an album was like graduating. I fought hard to overcome my own issues and dark places and now that the project was out to the world, I needed to release and just be with my family, my babies.”

“And the second?”

“Because I can. I’m THAT girl! Deadass!” Again with a smile and a laugh. BK might be the nicest bad bitch I’ve ever met.

“What do you say to the critics who say the album is going to fail? There are rules to the game if you want to succeed.”

“I say check the streaming numbers and sales.” That eye twinkle and smile return one more time. “Rules are meant to be broken. Sometimes. Note to self: Redact that line before my terrors read this. But seriously if we did the same thing, the same way, every time, art, music, life would all be extremely boring. Tackling the unheard of and never been done before is my shit. I live for that. As far as succeeding… I’ve been lucky enough to have more success in my entertainment career than I ever dreamed of. Whatever I do from here on is the extra sauce and will not be measured by industry standards.”

“Speaking of the future, what more can we expect for Butterfly? Please say tour.”

“Ha! Ummm performances are coming. It’s time for me to party with the butterflies.”

“Ok, will they be on multiple stages in cities near all of us?”

“I can't with you! But I can say I’ll perform songs from Butterfly and the rest of the catalogue, on stage, soon. Stay ready.”

And ready we will stay. Ready for the Queen BK. One of One. Number One. The Only One.

[sunnyxjarrus]

tbb episode 12 the juggernaut spoilers

look I have last weeks episode review in my drafts but I actually don’t know when I will post it

any way spoilers below the cut

wrecker lived I can’t wait for Kay Kay to see that in 6 hours

The tremor is back

phee my darling welcome home a lot has happened

‘tech told me all about your sparkling personality’

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT TECH WAS JUST BABBLING TO HER ABOUT HIS FUCKING BROTHERS BECAUSE THAT IS AMAZING AND I WISH WE GOT TO SEE IT

‘any friend of brown eyes is a friend of mine’

don’t mind me I will be on the floor sobbing for at least 20 minutes and then I will finish the episode

they really expected tech to be talking to a girl who didn’t pull crazy air stunts

I love her so much and I love the fact that they could have been a spaceship master tricks power couple

bro just wanted some action and he got some action

I never realized how much I needed to hear cross say “how touching” again

I can’t wait to watch this again in 10 hours

did that bitch just go for a blaster

crosshair so ready to kill people as he should be

I’m actually terrified of this episode because it had so many clips in the trailer

my baby she’s back with sass and we’re here for it

and they are off world

Omega and Emerie that’s all just omega and Emerie

[fluffypotatey]

Leverage 2x04

WE STARTING NO PREGAME

y’all why is it called “The Fairy Godparents Job” what the fuck are they about to do 

OH NO NOT THE CHILD

ok child is fine thank god

sorry paused it and that woman looks sO ready to punch Parker 💀💀💀💀

It’s understandable bc Parker did sound like she was only humoring the nurse but Parker is trying!!!! Look at her! She wants to learn how to act compassionate like Nate!!!

but poor nurse 🥺 forced to close her clinic because some board guy was shady 😔 

Daniel Fowler?

Why does that sound familiar?

Ok listen Nurse Kay, did you not ask them for your help????? Is this not you wanting aid from them? “It’s so hard to trust people.” Okay yeah makes sense since this was all on you but cut them some slack you don’t know them like I do

No Nate, Parker has a point. Why should you trust her? 

Sophie is busy duh 🙄

NO

NO SOPHIE YOU ARE NOT DATING SOME GUY (he is cute tho)

was he a hit? no Sophie don’t tell him that

no that was not her boyfriend imma stay in denial

Awwwwww Hardinson wanting to share his gadgets 

Eliot, I highly doubt Hardinson is a virgin and even if he was, it would not be because he’s a nerd

Awwwww look at Nate and Parker 🥺 when dad tries to give you the 101 on how to sympathize with clients

Sophie episode? 👀

Dam Fowler sounds like a bitch

Ooooooh Sophie back from her date where she got dumped 👀 Nate is looking a little huffy 👀

Parker 💀

Eliot and Hardinson deserve to shit on rich people together

Sophie just eating all the snacks lmao 😂 i am sorry babe but like girlie when would you have told that dude the truth?

Parker being down to blow up the apartment my beloved

ELIOT AND ALEC NEED TO SHIT ON RICH PEOPLE TOGETHER!!!!! That should be their date night 

Oh? Was it the kids who got the old dude caught with the feds? Lmao

Ouch 😬

He’s only 10!!!!! Dude chill :/

STEAL THE SCHOOL???? Y’all and your stealing 🥰

HARDINSON 💀💀💀💀

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

love you ma’am 

NATE NO

NATE YOU FUCKING JOKER

concern parents association 💀

No! Not the public school!

Eliot do not flirt with the target’s daughter (wife? i forgot her relation)

Man those polos look horrid

Ohhhhhhh that explains the child

Tbh I’m with Eliot here. Using a kid is a little murky 

Awwwwww he’s just a little guy 🥺

They’re gonna find out he sucks ass aren’t they

Tho if Widmark later becomes a little shit that would be funny

Eliot this is a bad idea

Smhhhhhh

Sophie don’t do it. Don’t say you picked the best and then choose Widmark. Girlie no

SOPHIE 💀 I love you

Sophie please choose the little girl

She’s awesome. Sophie please 🙏 

Widmark is not a sweet boy is he *squints* he’s suspicious 

PARKER

OH MY GOD MCSWEETEN

THEY ARE BACK

awwww does Mcsweeten have a crush 👀👀👀 

Ok so either someone was trying to kill Fowler or someone was trying to kill the feds?

Gasp! In front of Taggert! Mcsweeten! Shame shame shame 😔

Eliot and Hardinson acting all old married couple 🤭 “I just spent the day with kids i dont need that!” And “listen man, you try chasing down a guy and also memorizing his face!”

Parker back at it again saving the ot3

Awwwwww Eliot wants to join the fbi duo 🥺 “there’s an armed gunman!” You’re worried for them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Imma laugh if this Widmark kid plays them lmao like imagine 💀

So they’re putting up a musical? A recital?

Awwww Nate’s face. Lovesick fool

6????? Weeks?????

TWO DAYS????????

Okay wait Skylar isn’t that bad 🥺

He’s just a kid y’all

Lmao this episode is just a coming of age parody and Sophie is playing her role so well

Parker found something 👀

Ok but don’t take it out on the kid tho 🥺 his dad’s an asshole not the child (yet)

That father is totally gonna vet them 

YES ELIOT TEACH THEM HOW TO FIGHT

Sophie, love you, but do you actually know the kid? Sorry I’m getting invested in my “the kid turns out to be more important to the heist and will be a future problem bc he fools them all” crack theory 

She makes valid points bc he truly just a kid caught in a really bad crossfire

Yes the window, Hardinson 🙄 it’s Parker she’ll be fine

Omfg they brought coffee

Mcsweeten you sweetie pie

Taggert 💀 you trying to make Hardinson jealous lmao bc you are also jealous and think Mcsweeten would leave you for Parker (……ok he might BUT)

Widmark is totally playing them!!!! 

CACKLING LMAO

“All that personal space.” 💀💀Like yeah Mcsweeten you literally got right behind her lmao

Ok choked on my apple bc laughing but all’s well

Omg aw baby 🥺 is he really that nervous

Awwwww Parker is worried

Sophie don’t tell the kid you’re a con artist

NOPE I DO NOT TRUST THIS KID

I DO NOT

TRUST

Mcsweeten no 😖

Omfg Hardinson I was so stressed for you

Poor Mcsweeten 

Widmark, you are acting so sus

Where are your red eyes? Why does it not look like you’ve been crying?

YALL I DO NOT TRUST THIS CHILD

Sophie stop being so honest to him. You gotta stop having a bleeding heart girlie

Hey y’all? The kid was singing near that very wall. He HAS been singing near that wall

Oh great gunman is here

Awwwwwww

THE CHILD

THE CHILD TOLD HIM

YES HARDINSON

HELL YEAH ELIOT FUCK THEM UP

I FUCKING KNEW IT

wait or did I???????

now I’m confused

awwww the small applause

Awwwwwww he’s a cutie 🥰 idk what to think

Lmao Sophie 💀 “can y’all fight elsewhere???? nO respect for theater!”

Hey :( clap for your son >:(

Awwwwwww

HO SHIT

DUDE????????

ON THE AIR?????????? 💀

Mcsweeten stop it lmao

Happy ending 🥰🥰🥰

General thoughts:

Ok I was way off on the kid dam it truly was a crack theory poor kiddo. Sorry I found you suspicious 😒 and I’m sorry I doubted you Sophie 😔 you were right 

On the bright side, hey! Your step dad who ruined your life is now in jail! And you look a lot happier without that trash bag! 

Parker and Hardinson FBI duo back at it again! And with our bonus real fbi duo! I love them they are so funny. 

But yeah! Really fun episode seeing them play as teachers and fbi

[snowflakesbooklr]

Some of my rants while reading Reckless

What do you mean the King never wanted Kitt to be the king? He's the fucking king, he can change the heir if he wants. Everyone was okay with him getting rid of half the population, but when it comes to his sons he suddenly had no choice?

And Kitt STILL isn't ready to be king? What has he been learning and training for all these years??? How to be an asshole?

Why the hell is her lips already blue if she's been drawing for all of TWO FUCKING SECONDS? Cmon Lauren. And she's drowning but doesn't flail or even attempt to stay afloat? But the ahole who's after her starts drowning and she magically learns how to dive and swim? God give me strength to deal with this.

"I'll dance for us both" "I'll swim for us both" "I'll stain my soul enough for both of us" bitch you are literally dragging her to her DEATH SENTENCE

Yes Kai, what an amazing idea. Let's wait until we are on the border of the country to decide you love her enough to let her go. That would've been helpful FIFTY FUCKING CHAPTERS AGO. Of course you guys are going to be caught, what the hell were you expecting???

Kitt you are so wise (sarcastic). Yes, when your cousin came and told you it's time to step up and do your kingly duties, they 100 percent meant you should marry the girl you sent your brother to kill. Obviously. She couldn't have meant that you should, i dunno, lead the country?

Real talk, did all of Kais men and the resistance die because you were tired of writing anything other than forced banter? "I hate you" "I love you" "don't look at me like this" "I'm jealous of your secret dead baby sister" it makes me nauseous

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𝓐 𝓑𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮, 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓑𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓐 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘

ꜱᴏɴɢ: ᴄʀʏꜱᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴀꜱᴛʟᴇꜱ - ᴜɴᴛʀᴜꜱᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴛᴡ: ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴛᴜᴋ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜʟʟʏꜱ, ꜱᴇɴꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄꜱ, ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ, ᴄᴜʀꜱɪɴɢ, ɴᴇɢʟᴇᴄᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ

Author’s note: I stayed up late at night watching Battle Royale and Kill Bill, I wasn’t able to find the second movie of Battle Royale, it was as if it vanished or something. I was trying so hard not to be too harsh on Tuk, I can’t be mean to her no matter what. I hope you like the first part. 

Masterlist

That way felt like any normal day, you had woken up and got ready. You woke up at 4 in the morning to shower, do your morning skin care then did your makeup and your hair, not to dramatic since you didn’t feel like doing all that. When your parents had found out that you had bleached some of your hair they nearly had a heart attack, you didn’t really care. Your parents were always at work and paid no mind to you. After you were done you had put on your school uniform, except you had made some changes, for example you made made the skirt a bit shorter than it was and more a pink cardigan instead of the blazer and added legs warmers. Once you were done, you left.

You had texted Mia, your best friend on your way to school. You had known Mia since middle school, you both had so much in common, and one thing that made you both unique. You and Mia were tall, you were both taller than any other girl in school. Being 6′3 and 6′4 was very rare, also you both shared the same style, you both loved Gyaru fashion. Along with other things. Everyone at school knew you both, one for being the tallest girls in the class and two because you were considered bimbos. It was true, but you both didn’t care of what other thought of you. 

High school was what every teen expected, you had the popular kids, the so called delinquents, the nerds, the athletes, and so on. Mia and you knew almost all about the groups, their names, their crushes, some dirty secret and rumors of any kind. You remembered how that girl from the popular kids had wanted you and Mia to be part of their group, her name was Mizuchi.

She was a pretty girl, with long back hair, a beauty mark on the left side of her face under her eye, but also the meanest bitch you and Mia had ever met, you did not want anything to do with her. As a form of revenge, she had spread rumors about you and Mia being slut or whatever, but you and Mia didn’t care. Mizuchi continued to spread rumors, you had warned her to stop but she didn’t, until Mia had found out about something that Mizuchi had been doing, Mia had threaten her to stop or she’ll tell everyone that she had been involved in dating older men, and proof. Mia wasn’t that kind of person but enough was enough, since then she had left you and Mia alone. 

Then their was Kai, he was a bully, a low-life wanna be delinquent, with badly bleached hair that looked like rats nest. He used to bully another student by the name of Niragi. He was a nerd with short black hair and glasses, in all honesty without his glasses, he was cute. He stopped when Mia stepped in, and warned him to leave him alone, he refused but then was punched by her scare in face in front of everyone who witnessed him bullying Nigari. Ever since that day you noticed how Niragi would look at Mia as if she were his savior, no one had messed with him after that, they did not want to get punched by a tall girl with manicured nails and dramatic makeup. Mia would talk to him on a daily, checking in on him, making sure that if he got into some trouble she’d deal with him, it was all good. Sometimes Mia would flirt with Niragi making his blush madly. 

When you got to your class room, you saw Mia sitting on your desk on her phone, once she looked up and saw you she waved over at you. She was wearing the same thing as you except the cardigan was light yellow, her makeup and hair was more dramatic, it really suit her. “Hey Y/n!” she squealed as you went over and hugged one another. “Look” she held up her hands to show you her nails. They were pink with my melody on them.

“Lucky, I wish I got my nails done” you said with a pout on your face. “Awe its okay, next time I go, I’ll take you with me, I’ll pay” she said with a smile, also causing you to smile. Just like you Mia’s parents would also be at work all day and she never really saw them. They also leave her money so that she could do whatever, she normally spent that money on makeup, the hair salon, manicures and other stuff with you. She had taken you shopping once, you nearly bought the whole store. “Look what I got from my shoe locker” she said taking out an envelop from her school bag and handed it to you. You opened it and began to read it.

“Dear Mia, you’re the most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on. You’re like an Amazonian among us Immortals, I could not go on without seen you at least once. Yours truly, your secret Admirer <3″  

Both you and Mia quietly squealed in excitement. You and Mia were used in receiving letters since you had began to dress the way you did. It felt nice seeing that people admired you both, since you basically did not care about other’s opinion. The teachers would call and call your parents, telling them about how you dressed and make up, at some point they just stopped since you both continued to dress the way you did. 

Then Mai turn and saw her ex boyfriend, and his new girlfriend. Megumi was one of the smartest kids in the school, always an A+ in everything and very mature for her age. You couldn’t help but notice how pretty she was, she had short brown hair and wore round Harry Potter like glasses. You’d notice how she’d look down on Mia for being a quote on quote bimbo, she thought that she was better than her just because she was now going out with your friend’s ex. It hurt Mia seeing that Shinso had left her for someone like his new chick, he said he wanted to be with someone more mature and shorter, it hurt more because Mia couldn’t control her height. You noticed your friend’s mood change then looked at the couple. “Ignore them, he isn’t worth it” you said to your friends with a sad look.

Mai had tried and begged to get back with Shinso but nope, he already being with Megumi. When Mai found out she spent days upon days crying over him. As a way of comfort you both would have sleep overs and binge watching Mean Girls, Clueless, White Chicks, The Virgin Suicides, Black Swan, but your favorite Movie to watch together was Jennifer’s Body. Sometimes Mia had wished she had Jennifer’s powers to get revenge on him and his new girlfriend.

“I’m so mature, I’m so mature, I’m so mature” Mai mumbled, she seemed like she wanted to cry. “Don’t cry over him, he isn’t worth it.” You said as she nodded. “You’re right, but I still love him thought” they said with a pout. You sigh and handed her a tissue that was in your purse that normally carry to school. “Here, no crying or you’ll ruin your makeup” You said as Mia took the tissue to clean her tears. When the teacher had come in, everyone sat down ready for class. The teacher had instructed the students that the class will be going on a fieldtrip, you and Mia squealed in excitement, that meant you’ll miss a day of school.

On the bus you and Mia sat together and talked about whatever things. You had been adding more gloss to your lips while Mia kept looking at her ex and his new girlfriend with sad eyes. You then pulled her into a side hug. “Remember Mia, you’re a God” you said, using the line she loved from Jennifer’s Body, you remember her saying that line ever since you both watched that movie for the first time. The trip felt as if it was going forever. 

The bus had stopped at the location, everyone had boarded out and into the building. You and Mia stayed close to one another as you walked in, you were both given two collar like chokers, at first you didn’t want to put them on since they looked weird but put them on after a soldier had instructed you both to wear them. You put them on. Mia then suggested “we can decorate them” she said making you smile at the idea. The whole class went into a class room that was empty with a big screen like hologram tv. 

Your teacher had approached in front a desk that covered by a white sheet. When the teacher had removed the sheet, their was a body, a dead body covered in cuts, and blood. The whole class had screamed in fear, meanwhile you and Mia looked at one another, not shocked but just surprised. “This reminds me of that one scene in Jennifer’s Body” Mia said to you, as you agreed.

Then you were all told to sit down and watch the screen. Everyone was quiet and scared, they had no idea what was going on. You and Mia had been paying close attention towards the instructions that were being told to you by the lady on the screen. It was obvious that the video was old, early 2000s old for sure. When she had mentioned about your class being this year’s class for the Battle Royale, everyone freaked out even more. Everyone knew about the Battle Royale’s it had been around since the year 2000. A school and a class would be chosen, the rules were the last person standing wins, but this time it was different. Instead of going by one person, they went by groups, a group of three, four or five. Last group standing was the winner.

Once that was done, the class has boarded the ship, it was pretty big for a whole class, and some military officials to be in. On the ship you saw familiar faces, Mizuchi, Kai, Shinso, Megumi and Niragi. You could tell they were scared for sure. Megumi had been clinging to Shinsou, Mizuchi seemed to be talking with Kai and Niragi, he was just looking down, scared for sure. There was some talking here and there.

What had caught your attention was how you heard students saying their plan, along the lines you heard “Those bimbos don’t stand a chance” “We should get them first, they won’t survive” and blah, blah, blah. The soldiers have given everyone a watch some some kind, the watch had a map in which it allowed you to see the map of the planet you’ll be landing on. Then they gave you all an some kind of respiration tubs you stick up your nose, with a little oxygen thank that needed to get replaced every once in a while. The the oxygen tank had a small belt for you to put it on the waist without having to carry it in hand, turns out the air in Pandora was toxic to breath. 

You had landed on a planet called Pandora, you had heard of it due to the program that was happening involving soldiers from all kinds and junk. You were all taken to a little building. Once in the building, each of you were given a backpack, the backpack had small weapons, a first aid kit, food, a change of clothes and other stuff you may need. The Battle has not begun yet, their was still some other instructions that needed to be said. 

Meanwhile, Tuk had left home and went out exploring. She normally didn’t explore on her unless Kiri or Lo’ak were with her. This time she managed to sneak off. She had gone farther then she should, she would get in trouble for sure but she was too busy looking around that she didn’t think about it. Then something caught her attention. A building, her curiosity had taken over her and she walked closer to the building. She noticed some movement happening inside, so she sneaked in from the back door and hid behind some boxes. Tuk peaked from a little crack between the boxes, seeing that their was humans. She was surprised in seeing so many humans in strange clothing, she watched as two girls that look different from the rest walked by. “Wow” she whispered, seeing how pretty they were. Then she saw something shiny, and went over to pick it up. It was one of the collars the students had on, she examined it a bit. Before she managed to get it up. “Cool” she whispered as she then placed the collar on her neck, snapping it shut.

Then all of a sudden, all the collars went off including Tuk’s. A voice then came out, saying their player numbers. Tuk then tried to get it off but the collar didn’t come off, she began to freak out as she tried even more. After she had heard that the place must be evacuated and find a team or else everyone will die, Tuk took off where she came from, she sprinted out back home.

Everything had began to freak out, they were all finding their groups and some had been taking other people’s bags. You and Mia, had ran towards the back, behind the boxes, trying to figure out what to do. Once in the back you both found more weapons, a AK-47, an  HK416 and a bat with nails. You picked up them up as fast as you could and ran outside from the back door. When you had been a few feet away from the building that was when two had to figure out a plan. “What do we do?” Mia asked, as you both hid behind some bushes. “I don’t know but we need another person” you said as you then looked at your watch, opening up the map.

“The closet dot near us, we’ll go to them” you said as Mia nodded. You looked at the small map until you saw a little dot, it was near wear you and Mia. “I think we found our team mate” you said to Mia who had been holding HK416, it was strap so she slide it on her side. You got a hold on the the AK-47 and the bat. You tied the bat onto the backpack with a rope that was in your backpack. “Okay, let go” Mia said as you nodded and you both went off to find that player.

Back home when Tuk had returned she was crying. One because she got scared and two because she couldn’t get the collar off. “Tuk! Where did you go?! I was looking for” Neytiri stopped her yelling when she saw her child crying, running over to her and kneeling down to her level to see if she was hurt, and she noticed the collar on her. “What is this?” she said as Tuk sobbed “I can’t get it off” she cried as then Jake and the rest of the kids came forward. Seeing Tuk in distress.

“What’s wrong?” Jake asked looking at his youngest daughter crying. “This is on her and she can’t get if off” Neytiri said as Jake got down to Tuk’s level and examined the collar, he tried to get it off but it didn’t come off. He continued to try but it was useless. “Fuck” Jake said making Tuk cry more. “It’s okay, we’ll figure it out” he said trying to calm her down, but then they heard something approaching. Jake had stood in front of both Neytiri and Tuk, he motioned both Lo’ak and Neteyam to approach. 

The noise got louder and closer, the males then grabbed their knives incase of anything. Then they saw the two girls, where the hell did they come come. One was looking at her watch while the other was holding up her weapon. “It says that they should be here” you said as Mia looked over at the watch, seeing that the dot was near by. Then you looked over and saw the blue people. You then grabbed your gun and aimed at them, Mia following your lead. “Whoa, whoa” Jake held up his arms, not wanting you both to shoot. You both kept your weapons up. “Are they a part of the battle?” Mia asked you as you shook your head. “I don’t know” you said as Jake slowly got closer. “If you don’t mind me asking, but who are you?” Jake asked as his two sons stood protectively in front of the females.

“Us? Oh! We’re this year’s class for the Battle Royale” you said with a smile on you face. “Battle what?” Jake asked again, confused, he had never heard of such a thing. “They don’t know y/n” Mia said as you then chucked. “Oh sorry, Battle Royale is when a class from a chosen school get picked to fight in a different planet and fight to the death, last group standing wins” you said happily while Jake had a face of shock. “Anyway, we’re looking our other team mate, did you someone run around here? They should have a collar like this” Mia said pointing at the collar to her neck. Then Jake turned to Tuk, horror filling his face. “What is that collar for?” he asked turning back to you both. “Oh, the collar is to prevent players from leaving the planet, or if they try to remove it, the player along with the team dies.” You said as Neytiri looked at Tuk and held her close, shocked by hearing this. “You can’t be serious?” Jake said as then a voice was heard from your watch.

“Actually yes, it is true.” You then held out your wrist seeing that a small hallogram screen came out, it was the woman from the video you saw. She was still young and looked as if she hasn’t aged. “Tuk has been registered into our system, she is now player 16 along with players 24 and 13.” She said as Jake then looked pissed, pissed that Tuk had been involved in this sort of thing. “No, she will not be a part of this sick game!” he asked as the lady spoke. “Well, if player 16 doesn’t play with both player 24 and player 13, then they’ll all die. Don’t try anything such as removing the collar, or she’ll be killed like the rest” she said, speaking again. “Good luck players, 24, 13 and 16, May the best team win” then she was logged off. Jake stood there in shocked. Not knowing what to do, his youngest child having to go through that. Jake went over to Neytiri who was now crying along with the rest of the whole family, Tuk was in great danger and they couldn’t help, she was forced to play this wicked game.

You and Mia looked over, seeing that your team member was nothing more but a child. “A kid?!” you both whispered to one another, having a private conversation. “What are we suppose to do now?! We can’t take a kid!” Mia said angrily at the idea of babysitting. “I don’t know” you said now frustrated. “She is a part of this now, their is nothing we could do” you said as Mia whined. The family looked over at you both. Jake was the one to speak “their is nothing we could do, she has to do it” he said as Neytiri sobbed holding Tuk. “She’s too young, she can’t” she said as Tuk also cried. “Their nothing we can do mom, Tuk has to play or...” Lo’ak said stopping, not wanting to say the last sentance. Neteyam looked over at you both. “They’re our only chance to get Tuk out of this” he said as Neytiri looked over at you both while holding Tul still. “I don’t trust them, they’re human” she said with a hiss. “But we have too, what choice do we have?” Kiri said with tears in her eyes, they were right. They had no other choice. 

Jake then looked at you both and motioned you to come closer. He stood up and looked down at you both. “What are your names?” he asked as you both responded. “I’m Mia” she sad as you replied “I’m y/n” then he asked again. “How old are you both” he asked as you responded again, this time you answered for both. “We’re fifteen” you said as this made Jake feel sick, they were having kids play fucked up games. “We’re sorry, we didn’t expect our other team member would be a child” Mia said to Jake as he just sighed, still shocked about the whole situation. “I know, its just...” he had gone silent, he felt as if his head was going to explode. “You both will be staying with us, while we try to figure out what to do.” He said as you both nodded.

You both had followed the Sully’s into their home, which was a little camp. You and Mia had decided to sleep outside the tent so that you didn’t bother the family, which was fine by Neytiri since she didn’t want humans in her home and their wasn’t any space, they were nice enough to give you both a big sleeping matt. You and Mia had been setting out a little spot, you both also had your big pink purses, surprisingly the soldiers did not take them. You had all the stuff you carried, such as your make up, a hair brush, body spray, your pencil case, a notebook, a magazine, your phone, headphones, a power bank, cords, and makeup remover. Mia also had hers which also contained the same stuff as you. “I’m still surprised that they let us keep our purses.” Mia said as you were looking in the other bag that you were given. “Yeah, in these, they didn’t even have makeup remover, the change of clothes is kinda cute” you admitted, seeing that their was a white shirt and shorts. 

After you had been settled in, you and Mia went inside their tent to have something to eat. The tension in the room due to the situation. You were given fruit and a strange meat, but you ate it any way since you were both hungry. You had been sitting on the floor next to each other, squished between Neteyam and Tuk. Neteyam on your left and Tuk on Mia’s right. You couldn’t help but notice how cute he was. Even though he was a cat alien, he was very cute. Neteyam noticed your staring then asked “Is something wrong?” he asked as you responded with a smile. “You’re cute, do you have a girlfriend? Because I woulnd’t mind being called your girlfriend” you said without thinking that their was a lot of people in their tent. This made his brother Lo’ak let out a snort, trying not to laugh by your question, making their sister known as Kiri also let out a little laugh. “I’m beginning to think that blue is my favorite color” you said very flirty. Making both Lo’ak and Kiri laugh while Neteyam’s face had now turned purple.

Tuk had a look on her face, she wasn’t really eating anything, Mia took notice and looked down at the kid. Mia wasn’t a huge fan a kids, she always found them gross due to their sticky hands and other gross stuff. “What if we loose?” Tuk asked looking at Mia, then the whole family turned to you both. Mia liked the attention but not this kind of attention. “Who said we were going to loose? were aren’t” she said with a smile as Lo’ak then chimed in. “You seem very confident about Winning” he said as Mia responded. “I am, I mean, what is the point of living if you don’t have confidence. If I didn’t have the confidence I do now, then I would have killed myself ages ago” she said still smiling. Her words made the whole family kind of look at each other, as if they were trying to figure out if they had heard Mia right, a bit disturbed.

You and Mia had gone back to your little spot outside, you two have been talking until you saw both Jake and Neytiri approach you. “We need to talk” Jake said as he took a seat in front of you, and Neytiri followed. “Yeah, what of?” You asked, now having your full attention on him. “About this whole situation, the Battle Royale stuff, how you both are going to do this with Tuk” he said as you both now understood. “Oh that, simple, we'll do the killings and Tuk stays behind.” Mia said as Jake spoke again. “But Tuk also had to participate” he said as you then spoke “no she doesn’t, they didn’t say she had to be a part of the killings only to play along” you said as Mia looked at you in agreement. “Okay, how about this, everyday, we go and take Tuk with us, get as many kills are we can that day and return before sundown.” Mia had suggested as then Jake and Neytiri looked at each other then back at you. “Very well, you start tomorrow” he said as you both nodded. “Yes sir” you both said at the same time. Then they left you both.

The sun already had set, you and Mia had taken off your make up and were getting ready to sleep, you were both laying your cardigans that you had made into makeshift pillows. Luckily you both had your phones and were on them for a bit. Where it was you both checking your social media, or looking through your pictures, even adding more. Then you saw that Neteyam, the oldest son had approached you both. You sat up and waved at him, he had been carrying what seemed to be a blanket. “I brought you this, tonight may be cold” he handed the blanket to you, you took it and smiled. “Awe, Thank you, you’re so kind” you smiled big at him, you did not miss how his blue cheeks had turned a purple, was he blushing. “Well, have good night, I’ll see you in the morning” he said smiling and walking away. “Have a good night to you as well sweet cheeks!” you said teasingly. Opening up the blanket, which covered you and Mia perfectly. “I saw how you looked at him” Mia said pulling her phone. “To be honest he is cute, very cute” she said making you giggle. “I know right” you said smiling at the thought of him. Mia had yawned and laid down more comfortable. “Well, good night Y/n/n” she said you then laid down next to her. “Good night, Mimi.” You both had fallen asleep.

The next morning you and Mia woke up really early. You both got changed into the clothes that were in the bags, you had made the white short into a crop top and slipped the shorts on. Mia had got a yellow track suit, it looked good on her. After the sun began to peak and you both began to work on your makeup. Mia always did hers more dramatic than yours, you remembered the first time you began to do this kind of fashion that Mia had to help you on how to apply it on. You had done something simple. Even after everything that has been happening, you and Mia were still acting the same. As for your hair, you just let it down, while Mia did the same. You didn’t have a hot iron with you, it was frustrating since you had planed on curling your hair a bit. You both had a plan, you going to carry a purse, you moved some stuff from the other back into the purse, as well as take some things out the purse to make room for the other stuff.

You and Mia had been invited inside to eat breakfast with the family to eat breakfast. You noticed how thick the tension still was in the tent was, you still saw the face of horror Neytiri had when finding out that Tuk will have to participate in the game and she couldn’t do anything about it. The whole breakfast had been quiet, no one said a word. Until you and Mia were finished eating the fruit given to you. Mia picked up the pink purse and sling it over her shoulder while you got the Ak-47. “It’s best we leave now, the earlier we find a group the better” you said as the family had been talking with Tuk, comforting her on not to be afraid and do what she is told. Tuk then walked over to you both, not before Jake went over to you both. “Please, please for the love of Eywa be safe” he begged as you and Mia nodded. “We will, oh here” you said taking out a small tablet. “What is this for?” he asked as you responded back. “It a tv like Hologram thing, it’ll show you what everyone is doing due to some cameras being installed around the forest to monitor the players, I thought that may be you should have it just to be checking in on your kid” you said as he nodded. “Yeah, thank you.” Jake said looking worried out of his mind. “Lets go” you said as both walked away into the woods with Tuk following behind, staying close. 

The walk was long, you did not find anyone, not a single group to get. That wasn’t the only problem, you also had to babysit a kid you didn’t even know. The whole time during the walk Tuk had been asking questions you in which you both answered annoyed. You also had to stop because she had got hungry or tired, it was irritating. “This is boring” Mia whined as you continued to walk. “Not one group is found” she said as she continued to carry the purse and hold Tuk’s hand. You then stopped and sat down, tired from the long walk. “Yeah, this sucks” you said as Mia also sat down with Tuk. 

“Who do you want to find?” you asked Mia, as she responded “Shinso” she said looking at the small knife she was holding. “Oh, why him?” you asked she responded, not caring that Tuk is listening. “To kill him duh, I’ve been planning on killing him since back home, but I didn’t want to go to jail and shit. But here is it legal” she said with a smirk on her face.” You nodded then spoke “yeah, I’d like to find Mizuchi, I’ve been wanting to do something to that Cunt” you said, imagining how her screams would sound like if you were to kill her. You and Mia giggled as Tuk had been distracted by the flowers around you. Then out of nowhere you heard a noise. You both snapped at what the noise was. You pulled Tuk behind you as Mia, grabbed the knife and slowly walked over to where the noise was, waiting for anything to come out. She was ready, you were holding the AK close to you, also aiming at the spot where the noise came from. 

Then a classmate jumped out, he looked as if he had been running from something. He also had a cross bow in hand. He then looked up and saw your small party. He pointed the cross bow at Mia. “Do anything and I’ll shoot you” he said, clearly scared. “Oh, its just you” Mia said unimpressed and not scared of him. “Get that shit out of my face” she said as she walked closer to him. He held the crow boss higher. Tuk had a look of fear watching the whole thing. You noticed this and covered her eyes, feeling her eyes fill with tears. “Stay back” he yelled as Mia got closer “or what, you don’t have the balls t-” then a noise went off, causing Tuk to flinch. Mia touched her right cheek, feeling a sting when looking at her hand, she saw that it was covered in both her pink blush and blood. “You...you” she whimpered as you saw her face turned into one of rage. “You slashed my face!” she screamed as if she were a banshee. She then launched herself at him, he then tried to run but Mia got on top of him. He tried to get her off him but she had the upper hand. With the knife, she began to stab him on the face, first was on his right cheek then she went berserk.

The boy screamed for help, begging for someone, anyone for help. Instead you kept Tuk on your side, she had buried her face onto the side of your shorts and held onto them. You stroked her braids as form of comfort. Mia had ended the boy, but continued to stab him in the face, leaving him unrecognizable. When she got up from the dead body, she looked over at you. She had some blood on her track suit and some on her face. She cleaned the blade onto the boy’s uniform. “You okay?” you asked as Mia paused, still trying to process what she just did. Then she let out a chuckle, that chuckle turned one into a laugh, then you began to laugh as well. You both laughed for a minute straight. “Did you hear how he begged” Mia said as you nodded, feeling tears come in your eyes. “Yeah.. What a fucking pussy” you said laughing as Tuk looked up at you. “Is everything okay?” she asked, you looked down at her, still chuckling. “Yeah, just fine” you said as Mia then picked up the purse and you sling the gun’s strap onto your side. “Come one” you said as Tuk held your hand and you all began to walk away “I didn’t like how he screamed either” Tuk mentioned, you all walked, Mia then began to whistle, you weren’t sure what she was whistling to but it sounded nice to hear.

[kimbappykidding]

Imagine having a crush on Kai but figuring he only likes hot girls...so you ask Queen Hwasa to give you lessons

You'd liked Kai for a while now but were one of those people who just didn't act on your crushes. You liked to scope them out first and find out if there was more there than attraction. With Kai you judged him based on his stage character and figured the two of you wouldn't get along. He was hot, calm and cool whereas you were loud excitable and goofy. So you'd written him off as just another crush you'd never approach when Hwasa did her Olive Young campaign with him and told you that was a load of crap. Hwasa found out that Kai was actually quiet, sweet and a lot more endearing than his intimidating stage character. He was funny, smart and so much more than a hot body. She was immediately stunned by how similar the two of you were and even told Kai that. He said he'd love to meet you to see for himself which was so exciting and flattering. You decided to go for it but because you hadn’t seen this different side of Kai you were still a little nervous. You thought it would be a good idea to channel Kai's energy and get lessons from the queen of sexy herself Hwasa on how to match Kai's hot energy. You figured you couldn't just go up and say hi to one of the most popular idols around and Hwasa agreed to teach you.

Your group Mamamoo were up for an award and it was likely you'd win. So Hwasa thought that'd be a perfect time for you to give Kai something to watch. "Okay so the key to a good entrance is the sexy walk" Hwasa said "you need to strut. Keep your eyes straight ahead and don't look at anyone. Move your hips and just act like you own the whole place. Okay?". You nodded "okay!" and started skipping. Hwasa laughed "love the energy y/n but you're going too quickly". You nodded "got it!" but slowed it down so much you looked like Mariano from Encanto. Hwasa smirked "a little faster, look watch me". She demonstrated the walk and you cheered her on. "Okay now you!" she said. You were still walking too fast but you had definitely improved. "Again!" Hwasa called and you kept at it for 20 minutes until Hwasa nodded "you're ready". You kept practising the walk in your dressing room and your members found it funny how much you were enjoying it. "Your face looks so serious!" Wheein giggled and Hwasa tolled her eyes "that's what makes the sexy walk sexy! You never smile, a smirk is allowed but a bitch face is the best". "I am going to kill this!" you grinned and the members smiled. Your confidence was still with you as you waited backstage for the award but the second they called "Mamamoo!" you froze. "Wait I can't do it!" you said halting and Hwasa frowned "yes you can". "But Exo have front-row seats!". "Exactly" Hwasa nodded "it's perfect". You shook your head "no because he'll see me!". "Yes which is why it's perfect" Hwasa replied. "No I can't!" you cried and the host said your name again confused why you hadn't appeared. "Are we going?" Solar asked while Wheein frowned "Y/n are you okay?". Hwasa took your hands "look y/n you can do this! It's the nerves talking. I'll do it with you and we'll look amazing okay?". You sighed but nodded "okay!" and let the girls lead you out. Your training immediately went out of your head and you forgot how to walk. All you could remember was Hwasa saying to hold your head up so you raised it and stared at the ceiling. You might've raised it a little too high because you totally didn't see the podium and knocked into it sending your award flying. You yelped and stuck your hands out. You punched the microphone to the other side of the stage but managed to catch the award before it hit the ground. Your members all laughed as you held it up before realising you had it upside down and flipped it around almost dropping it again. The host rushed to pick up the microphone which was still rolling away and you blushed embarrassed. "It's okay, could've happened to anyone" Solar told you but of course it happened to you right in front of Exo. You wanted the ground to swallow you up.   Backstage your members assured you it wasn't that bad. "It was cute!" Solar said "like a harmless clumsy thing and the fact you caught it is impressive". "I'm more impressed with how she broke the microphone!" Moonbyul cried and Hwasa shot her a look "not helping". "What? It IS impressive, I once dropped mine down the stairs and it still worked. One punch from y/n and it's done". You laughed starting to feel better and the girls continued until you were ready to put it behind you. "Okay so sexy walking didn't work what's next?" you asked as you all walked to the car taking you to the after-party. “Next is sexy dancing" Hwasa told you and you nodded "ah good I do this all the time". Hwasa paused "no you don't". "Hey!" you cried "I'm a great dancer, everyone loves when I dance". "Yeah because you're funny and energetic not because you're hot". Your jaw dropped and Moonbyul snorted as the other girls laughed. "You're great on stage but your natural dancing is a lot more...like a child throwing their arms around everywhere". You chuckled at Hwasa's description and Wheein patted you "I think your dancing is good y/n". "Thank you Wheein" you said pointedly looking at Hwasa. "You don't care if you look good which is nice" Wheein finished and Hwasa burst out laughing. You put your head in your hands, this being sexy thing was a lot harder than you thought. Hwasa coached you again on how to dance sexily and after a few drinks you were ready. Hwasa led you over to the dance floor and you put what she said into practice. So far things were going well. You were controlling your energy like Hwasa said and using your hips more which was apparently hot. It wasn't as fun as high-energy dancing but you were getting a good reception and Kai was watching you from across the room! 

Then they put Cyberpunk by Ateez on and you froze. 

This was your favourite song at the moment and Hwasa knew that. She looked at you and shook her head "no y/n stay strong...". "But how do I dance slowly to this? It's so good you have to move" you whined. "You can do it” Hwasa told you but your foot started twitching to the beat. You moved your arms along and started losing it. "I'm going...I'm going" you told Hwasa and she grabbed your arm "stay strong y/n!". "Can't. Be. Sexy. Must. Dance. Properly!" you cried and as the chorus started you started jumping. You kicked as the beat hit and did your typical big dancing. You dramatically sang along to Jongho's bit of the chorus and heard someone cheering. You turned to see San and Wooyoung from Ateez watching you and they were clearly loving your take on it. You grinned and challenged them to keep up. This progressed to you and San being in a dance battle while Hwasa watched wondering how you'd strayed so far from sexy dancing. You won the dance battle. When it got to the part where Jongho climbs up the chorus, going higher and higher with each second and you imitated that. San bowed to you admitting defeat and you laughed pulling him back up before carrying on dancing. You apologise to Hwasa but were having too much fun to be hot. After you'd worn yourself out Hwasa took you to get a drink and to re-assess. "Okay so the dancing and walk was a failure but you have one thing left". You nodded "okay what do i do?". "Flirt with his friend". "Why?" you asked and Hwasa smiled "because it will drive him crazy! You pretend like he's not even there and walk away leaving him desperate for you". You nodded "okay which friend do I flirt with?". "Just pick any of them it doesn't matter who". "Should we go over what I should say?" you asked and Hwasa shook her head "No you're good at flirting so I'm not worried about that. Kai is at the bar and Baekhyun is on the outside. Just go up to the side of him and start flirting". You nodded "okay!" And made your way forwards. However before you got there Baekhyun left and the person now on the outside was Chen. Hwasa's eyes widened as you headed for him instead and she tried to stop you but you didn't see her gestures. You stopped beside Chen and greeted him before launching into your flirting. Hwasa gaped as you tried it on with Chen. "Hey what's y/n doing?" Solar asked and Hwasa frowned "oh you know just trying to break up a marriage". "What!" Moonbyul cried "why would she do that?". "Because I told her to" Hwasa sighed. "Doesn't she know Chen's married?" Wheein asked. Hwasa shook her head "clearly not! You know y/n doesn't listen to idol news". The girls watched as Chen asked for your phone and put a number in it. Their jaws dropped as he passed it back with a smile. You had surely not just gotten a married man's phone number accidentally! You walked back to Hwasa smirking "smashed that!". "You know he's married right?" Solar asked and your eyes widened "what? No!". Hwasa groaned "and he gave you his number...what did he say". "Erm that this person really wanted to hear from me and that he hoped I'd call". The girls were all horrified and couldn't believe what had happened "how awful!". After failing miserably at the 3 things you were meant to do sexily you decided to just give up and Hwasa agreed to call it a night. So you stuck with the girls and tried to salvage something out of this night but you were struggling. Why did being sexy come so easy to people like Kai and Hwasa but seemed impossible to you? Life just wasn't fair. You went to the bathroom to find some quiet and on the way back found someone waiting outside. Only you didn’t see him until it was too late and only just stopped yourself crashing into him. "Kai!" You said shocked and he smiled "Hi y/n". "Hi!" you said before looking around "were you waiting for someone?". He laughed "kinda" but he didn't say more so you just smiled "so are you having a good night?". "Yes but yours seemed so much more fun. You saved that award on stage, had a dance battle and got a married man's number". The colour drained from your face "I had no idea Chen was married, I thought that was just a rumour! I promise I'm not going to use it, I would never go with a married guy". Kai nodded "I totally believe you but did you look at the number?". You frowned "no..." and took your phone out. You scrolled through your contacts but there was no Chen saved. "Weird he's not there" you said frowning when you spotted a different name. Kai. "Wait but you're here. How did your number get there?". Kai smiled blushing slightly "Chen. I didn't ask him to do it but he said he was doing me a favour. See I've been wanting to talk to you for a while but could never work out the courage to so Chen made me". You blinked "you were nervous to talk to me? Why?". "Because you're so fun and lively!" Kai smiled "whenever I see you, you're always smiling and I had no idea if a girl like you would even notice someone more serious like me. Then Hwasa started sending some pretty big hints and I began to hope". You groaned "I'm so going to kill her! What did she say?". "Oh just some things about us being well-matched and getting along" he shrugged. You laughed "she must've been playing us both. Tonight she was training me on how to be a girl you'd like but it all went wrong". Kai frowned "did it? You looked pretty good to me". You laughed "oh come on! You like sexy hot girls and tonight I punched a microphone, did a roundhouse kick on the dance floor nearly breaking my shoes and flirted unknowingly with a married man. I was anything but sexy". Kai shook his head "one what makes you think I don't find those things sexy and two what made you think I only liked sexy girls?". "Well you're Kai! You're hot every single second of the day! Your red suit nearly broke the internet and for good reason". Kai chuckled "I'm not actually that hot, that's all costume and choreography. Off stage I'm just pretty boring and I find your attitude and approach to life a lot hotter. I like how you're so yourself and do whatever comes into your mind. That's sexy". You blinked "it is? I thought it was all about rolling your hips and gyrating?". Kai laughed "see that's what I mean I've never heard a girl say gyrating before". You paused "should I not say that around boys?". Kai shook his head "you can say it around me as much as you like" and he smiled. You blushed at the way he was looking at you and looked down "okay". Kai couldn't seem to stop smiling as he watched you. "So now your know the number is mine and not Chen's...do you think you'll use it?". You wanted to squeal yes but knew Hwasa would tell you to act cool so you flicked your hair back and tried to act natural. "I don't know...maybe" you shrugged and Kai smiled. "Well i'd love to hear from you so I hope you do. Goodnight y/n" and with a wink he left. You waited for him to leave and fell against the wall. That was the moment your members appeared and they rushed over to you. "Y/n what's wrong?" Solar asked. "Are you okay?" Wheein said and you shook your head "Kai just winked at me and asked me out". You explained the situation and they all screamed. "See he liked you just the way you are!" Solar said smugly and you shrugged "apparently! What is wrong with him?". "Nothing!" Moonbyul said "you're great" and Hwasa nodded "I told you the two of you were perfect for each other!". Wheein nodded "now text him!". You smiled "I think that can wait for tomorrow, I've got a night to enjoy with my girls" and you led them all back to the dancefloor. This time you danced exactly how you liked and Kai smiled watching you from afar. To him you looked perfect. 

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Okay but can we all agree the Kai x Hwasa Olive Young campaign was the greatest thing ever? They were so great and had so much chemistry! We need a Mamamoo x Exo collab asap

[lvxybby]

It kills me to love you (kai anderson x reader) part 4

he stood there nodding his head. "i understand" he said looking back "plus im no side bitch" i said turning around to look at him "its one or the other" i said moving past him "can you please leave im trying to get ready" i said. "to go where?" he asked. "no where i just wanna feel nice today" i said shrugging my shoulders. "ok...we have a meeting later at 12." he said looking at me before leaving. i hummed and got ready. i did my makeup, hair and got dressed. by the time i was done it was 9:30. i smiled at myself in the mirror. i ignored the band-aid on my head. i left my room and went downstairs. i walked into the kitchen and fixed me a cup of coffee. i finally felt relief as soon as the warm liquid hit my mouth. i smile again as i sip my coffee. "good morning" winter said looking at me. "morning" i said back. "how are you and ivy doing" i asked "were fine..." she said "and oz?" i asked "hes fine too...hes visiting ally today" she said "are you really gonna be his second mom...i think you'll be great at it" i said "ivy wants me to...but i dont know...its just everything thats been happening with kai and all the killings we do...i dont want him to be exposed to it...hell me and ivy are both in this cult and nobody to take care of him when were gone" she said "yeah that is true...but i think you should be there for him. i wouldnt want him around allison...shes fucking crazy...she has so many phobias..." i said taking a sip of my coffee. "i know...ivy wants me to with her to pick up oz later..." she said. "she keeps saying it'll be fine but im scared allison will cause a scene and we really dont need that" she continued. "yeah...she'll be screaming "you fucked my wife you fucked my wife you bitch" i said laughing a bit. winter also laughed. "you look really nice" she said looking at my makeup and hair. "thanks...ok guess what meadow did this morning" i said. "what..." "so i woke up to see her in my room for some bullshit reason and she hit me with her bag so i fought her" i said "oh shes got some balls. i know how much you hate her...do you still have the hots for my brother?" she asked "yeah..." i said "dont worry i wont tell." she said walking closer. "i know you wont" i said smiling "well i should get going...ivy will be here any minute now..." she said backing up "ok then be safe" i said turning around and going out front. i sat on the porch with my coffee. kai has a really nice yard its so clean and the flower bed is beautiful. he has some really good yard guys. i finish my coffee and go inside to clean my dish. i lean over the sink as i wash my cup. "got a nice ass Y/N" i heard a familiar voice say. i turned around to see samuels looking at me, leaning on the island. "arent you gay?" i said "im not gay im masculine" he said a bit pissed. "sooo you like dick up your ass but your not gay? so...winter is masculine cause shes gay?" i asked "mind your manners" he said "mind yours and stop staring at my ass before i cut your dick off" i said pulling a knife from the drying rack. "what the fuck" kais voice over took the room "what the fuck? uh WHY the fuck are you everywhere!" i said looking at him "my house" he said "not rea- yeah its your house" i said realising i was about to cross a personal line with kai. he sighed a bit before leaving me and samuels alone again. i set the knife down and left to go to my room. i pulled out my phone and decided to just scroll on instagram for a while... i heard a knock on my door. "come in" i said looking. kai peeked his head inside. "meeting lets go" he said before shutting it. i stood up and left the room and followed kai down to the basement. no one was there yet so i just leaned against the wall in my usual spot. "Y/N...c'mere" kai said. i walked over to him and waited for what he was going to say. "wanna help me with something tonight? its really easy" he said "so your giving me easy shit now" i said chuckling a bit. "well i thought you deserved a bit of a break from working with meadow...but if you dont wa-" i cut him off "i'll do it i swear any day ill do it" i said a bit eager

[x-heesy]

ᎻᎬᏞᏞ Y ᎪᏚᏚ 🤘🤘🤘

What?

You know how the fuck we do, yo

See I am nothing to fuck with

These rappers in my shadow and they looking to suck dick

You tryna take a selfie 'til I'm punching ya duck lips

Now what the fuck is healthy when I stay on the drug tip (stop Skits)

I'm the one that run this

Speed it up a little for the tongue twist

You are never touching me

I bet a couple hundred that you nothing raw

And now it's time to go to war

So let me blow the trumpet

Aah shit, there goes the mosh pit

Got 'em in a slide like they steppin' on dog shit

Fucking with ya pride, call me Marcellus Wallace

Long Kiss Goodnight, call me Christopher Wallace (what bitch?)

You might call me crazy, I don't know why

This guy is stuck in the '80s, Cobra Kai

So when it's toe to toe, you gotta go below

That's how I stole the show like I told you so

We told you so, you better slow your roll

Before we blow you all into (oblivion)

You know the dope, and if you don't, you will

'Cause when you hear this flow

You see (we killing 'em)

You sold your soul and you a posing troll

So turn that bullshit off, 'cause

(We ain't feeling 'em)

Dope D.O.D. forever

Yeah, we wicked with the lyrics

(Turned from amateur to pro)

Ay yo, I don't care what y'all be doin', where y'all comin' from (from)

I'm from underneath the bottom where the sewage run

Yo who this dude? (Who), and why he got a gun? (Shit)

Like John Wilkes Booth, nigga I'm the one

I got a taste for the ruckus

So I taste motherfuckers

And they hate that I'm rugged

Take your face and I fuck it (and I fuck it)

Bitch, I'm baked and I love it

Shove your babe in the oven

I don't play when I'm bustin', no!

Midsummer shit (yeah), ready for a trip (trip)

Colors gettin' rich (woo), wrists gettin' slit (ya)

Put 'em on the list (list), one for my bitch (bitch)

20 for my niggas (yah), and I want the rest

I stand up for the freaks and the rejects

With a couple keys tonight together, we relapse (rarr)

With these hoes I'm gone blow my load

Overdose, like I told you so

We told you so you better slow your roll

Before we blow you all into (oblivion)

You know the dope, and if you don't, you will

'Cause when you hear this flow

You see (we killing 'em)

You sold your soul and you a posing troll

So turn that bullshit off, 'cause

(We ain't feeling 'em)

Dope D.O.D. forever

Yeah, we wicked with the lyrics

(Turned from amateur to pro)

When I bursted my first rap, the whole planet shifted

When I bursted my first rap, the whole planet shifted

The whole, the whole, the who-, the whole planet shifted

Burst my fi-, my, when I burst my first rap (my first rap...)

(The whole planet shifted)

Told You So by Dope fucKing D.O.D., Chubeats 👑

@kattywompuss 🤘🤘🤘

[somedayonbroadway]

I love your writing! All of the angst is absolutely delicious. With the beautiful mood board you posted earlier, I had a thought. What if Tyler had a close call involving water, and once he and Jack are done freaking out, Tyler is like, I’m so glad that guy saved me, and Jack doesn’t know what he’s talking about but then Tyler describes Spencer perfectly? And Jack realizes his big brother is watching out for his kid. ❤️

Everything I Ever Wanted Masterlist

“He could still have water in his lungs, at least call a doctor, sir! Please, just call someone—!” The old man didn’t even care about the panic in Jack’s voice. The smack came out of habit and Snyder shook his head.

“You will shut your mouth right now,” he growled. “I don’t want a word of this coming up again. You turned your back on him and he fell in the water, this is why you couldn’t be a father!” Snyder scolded. “That boy would be dead if I let you take him! You pathetic little bitch!”

Jack leaned back against the wall as Snyder stalked up on him. They were nose to nose and Snyder had always been bigger than Jack. He shouldn’t be scared of him like he was, not anymore, but he was. Snyder held all the power. He could kill him and Tyler and no one would ever nail him for it. So Jack looked down, letting the old man loom over him. “Y-you’re right,” he breathed. “Th-thank you for taking care of my baby. F-for keeping him alive…”

Snyder nodded. “Good boy. You’re welcome.”

With a sniffle, Jack pressed his back further into the wall. “Can I check on my child please?” he asked.

Snyder walked even closer to Jack, so their chests were touching. Jack held his breath. “Make it quick.”

The young man couldn’t get out of there fast enough, sliding out of Snyder’s space and rushing up the stairs to find his son, curled up beneath a pile of blankets. He took a deep breath to calm himself and wipe at his tears before he closed the door, locking it behind him as he toed off his shoes and allowed himself to pull up the blankets and gather his son up in his arms, cradling him to his chest.

“Jackie?” Race breathed tiredly. His little six year old body was too stressed to stay awake.

Jack nodded. “Yeah, baby, it’s me. Just relax… are you breathing okay?”

The little boy nodded into his chest, wiping his nose on Jack’s shirt. “I’m ‘kay…” he whispered. “Can we say thank you ta that man?”

Too worried about his baby, the young man was ready to just say yes until he caught what the child had said. “What man?” he whispered back.

Race blinked his eyes up at Jack. “The one that saved me…” he explained before he coughed a bit. Jack shushed him. “He jumped into the water n’ pulled me up. He says he knew I can’t swim…”

Jack squinted. There was no one else at that lake. Just him panicking and splashing around like a fish while searching for his drowning son. “What did the man look like?”

Shrugging, Race looked down. “He had blond hair n’ blue eyes like mine,” he said. “He had little glasses. And a camera. He picked them up when he saved me. I liked him…”

Jack stared at the wall with wide eyes. There was nothing he could say. That was impossible. “Baby… what… what was he wearing?”

“I dunno… a white jacket, like the one you have…”

Jack paled. The white leather jacket. The one that was his brother’s. He looked down at Tyler and swallowed hard. “My god, Spencer…” he whispered.

Tyler smiled. “He says that was his name… but he couldn’t stay…”

Jack couldn’t breathe. He nodded. “Go ta sleep, baby, just rest,” he insisted, shaking his head and rocking the boy as tears rushed down his face. “Just relax… and… and I promise that your guardian angel is gonna take care of you…” he whispered.

Race did nothing but trust him, falling asleep while Jack looked up at the ceiling, wondering if Spencer was there watching over them at this moment.

[away-ward]

Hey, just some interesting thoughts about how isolating it must be to emmy when everyone met the "sunshine" will, but she didnt, at least, not always. And i think now i have another pov as to why the train scene with michael kai will and alex kinda hurts (?) and weird to me, idk. Just some rambles :) rather than putting blame on others, im looking at these events in a more introspective lens for discussion.

"Because he’s the one pure, beautiful thing untainted by ugliness,” he repeated his same words from the shower. “And we love him for it.”

I think it's interesting how this quote by damon shows how unreliable of a narrator he was (pd mentioned this interesting characterisation of damon before) or at least, for a lack of a better term; how different emmy was treated by will compared to how will treated others, including his friends and family members. Even in kill switch i remember damon saying "that bitch who treated him like trash" then we saw him in nightfall where yes, damon did put will and emmy down at the bonfire and the school shower, (like what he similarly did to michaelrika and kaibanks but in different ways), but it wasnt THAT severe yk. Because after that natalya body burial, i feel like that damonwill scene was like an offer or a sign from damon that he might have slowly trusted emmy into the group, but emmy wasnt ready to trust these guys then (understandably so) so she left. Then we also saw that the "trash way" she treated will wasnt always UNDESERVED because will himself WAS always pushing her boundaries all the time, and admitted to being selfish, arrogant, and mostly only caring about what he wants and not what she needed in the past. It's interesting how damon also said he wasnt gonna let his person (winter) destroy him (at that cove scene), like how "emory scott" destroyed will as if; 1. Damon did not actively contributed to winter's hell life, 2. Put down his own best friend's confidence too from time to time to keep him by his side, 3. Will and emory didnt mutually parted, and the pain was just one-sided. It's also interesting that will, who knew the full story of their parting, was a bit mad at damon for talking about emmy like that, and this shows how will was very much aware of what was going on and was able to distinguish what was true, false, right or wrong about the whole situation and his own actions but no one except emmy in the series ever kept him accountable for his words and actions. As a friend, will appreciated damon, but not to the expense of emmy's honour yk.

We were also always "told" (and not always shown) in the previous books that will was like a sunshine, always helpful to others, is the less dick-ish horsemen etc. and he was so loved by everyone everywhere because he was "so nice" except in hideaway with banks at the start lmao, but in nightfall, we saw that even before he was in prison, he was not always a "nice guy" like he was painted by everyone, especially not to 1. Emmy (his love interest), 2. Martin (lmao deserved, that fucker deserves to die), 3. Emmy's bullies. He even likes it when he tested emmy's boundaries and when she fought him back everytime. He just loves trouble. And HIs not-nice treatment are also on different levels for ecah person, like his not-nice to martin or emmy's bullies are not the same kind of not-nice that he was to emmy so it made it's hard to compartmentalize his character when he was this complex sometimes.

Contrary to damon, we were always told AND shown that he was shit, so everyone saw and expects him to be shit, but not with will. So thats why i feel like even if emmy talk about the will she knew, they wouldnt really believe her because no one really saw THAT will before, not even alex. So the image that they have of will were a bit clouded and biased. Thats why i feel bad for emmy in the train, because it means that there will be times when she might feel isolated or alone for being in this weird situation where theres "emmy's pov", and then "theres everyone else's" of will. It's also like how emmy's view of damon was so different than the rest of the group and how in the train, she used damon (and even aydin) as an example to how you cant always give up on everyone who disappointed you, without even knowing how much damon had in fact, hurt them all, -just because damon was the least shit to emmy, and she never knew met THAT damon before you know. Damon and emmy's relationship dynamic was eant to be different from the start and I bet the rest of the horsemen and their wives would be surprised af if they saw damon through emmy's eyes. However, unlike the horsemen and alex, instead of speaking over others' pain caused by damon, emmy never invalidated their pain about it or insert herself in their business, unlike them to her when it comes to will, yk, and this was what made me wrote this ask. The same goes to how just because will was a friend to them or alex, doesnt mean that he was ever a friend to emmy, so why would emmy knew how it felt like to be supported by him when he had only verbally offered, but in action, he was never there for her, like he was for them all?

Back to the quote above, the reason why damon saw will that way was not only because there was a big truth to it due to his trauma and the way will's sunny personality impacted him, but also because will was never damon's boyfriend, and he never had any romantic feelings towards damon so will never treated anyone in the series like how he treated emmy. This is very interesting to me because in the earlier chapters, be it the present or the past chaps, we saw emory kinda agreeing with damon on this quote at first, but as the story moves along, we saw how she started to disagree bit by bit, that will might not always be the "good" in her life, sometimes will kinda showed unnecessary controlling behaviour and aggression towards emmy and she picked it up as a sign of "bad danger", because of her relationship with her brother, whom she depended on almost everything at that time. And will didnt just show it once or twice, he showed it multiple times, in the class, in the pool, after basketball game etc. and in high school, it was usually unprovoked too but in blackchurch, it was a bit different because he was hurt due to her "betrayal" lmao. As much as i wanna support will, he wasnt always a reliable character to rely on, especially not at 17, so i believe, even when she told him about what was going on, there was a very high chance that they still wouldnt be able solve her problem in the most efficient way yk. Will was an alcoholic and was very clueless about his life path, and emmy was in need of a lot of space and healing, theres a possibility that even if emmy came back, there was no guarantee that wpthey will make it then. They were just so different in everything. Talking about this topic is a bit complicated because its easier to make it black and white but theres a very obvious lack of sensitivity, nuance and intersectionality when it comes to discussing heavy matters like this among dn readers, but i hope it made sense to you smh.

Anyway, i liked that emmy clarified and admitted in her mind about will's potentially hurtful and unreliable behaviour. It's an acknowledgement that yes, finally, she admits that will wasnt just a passenger in that relationship, and he had contributed to destroying her just as much as she to him, unlike how damonks earlier pov or everyone's povs and how they saw their relationship as an outsider. And then later on she told will that at times, even when he might not intentionally tried to hurt or abuse her, she found his actions and words suffocating and scary because the pattern of abuse that she was very familiar of, was there, she just wasnt able to figure out if will wasnt gonna be like her brother. How on earth was she supposed to figure all that at 16? Emmy too kept on being dragged into will's world again and again, and she was just "so tired of bleeding", but no one really understood how tired she was (cant really blame them too, emmy never wanted anyone to know about her pain either). Like sure, Will didnt hurt emmy like michael to rika or damon to winter, but he still did hurt her in a way yk, but no one acknowledged that or was able to because, 1. no one knew anything about willemmy as an insider, and 2. no one expected will to hurt her. Emmy was right when she said she shouldve shouted at will or martin about how much they were hurting her too (in different ways and degrees, but still hurts her anyway) and how she never found her own voice because these two were like dictators who kept on demanding so much from her, when she couldnt even give that much of choise to herself first.

Ngl, during that "how your world might be just as bad as mine" scene, i teared up so much because just like emmy, i felt like i was being gaslighted about my anger and hurtful feelings and emotions towards will from the start until that moment. I felt like emmy and my anger was unjustified, but no, she actually echoed my thoughts about this whole icky situation i was actually right because will did hurt emmy, but no one else saw it, not even will ever admitted how his actions coukdve hurt her, because 1. they were outsiders, 2. no one expected it to come from someone like will, AND 3. Emmy never really spoke up about it before. Istg, They really need to learn how to communicate their feelings and thoughts better. And when will in his mind, regretted his actions and then sobbed, ngl, i teared up too because there was so much regret and pain in his words when he apologised to her. It finally felt like emmy was given a closure, even though it was still a but of a sloppy closure for me, because why did we get that willalex underground tunnel scene more than a much needed scene of willemmy's reconcilation? Anyway, I was so happy when emmy decided to trsut will and not give up on him even when he was disappointed in himself, and her i herself, becaus enow its them against the world!!! and we saw how later on, that he saw how amazing he can be in his life, now that he has her by his side forever. What do you think?

Hey, thanks for sharing your thoughts. I’m happy to keep this blog open for discussions, opinions, hot takes, questions or whatever. I promise I won’t always write essay long responses :D

Anon, this is all an excellent perspective. I think part of the charm of discussions is that, if we can keep it respectful, we’ll get a lot of different ideas and opinions that we might not have thought of before.

And I have to say to everyone who has sent in a message: Thank you for not getting feisty with each other! Everyone’s been really, really sweet and I appreciate it.

Going into your message, I love that quote from Damon. I always thought it revealed a lot of why Damon cherishes Will so much. To me, Will was nice but he wasn’t kind. He could be kind, and he was at certain, select moments, but kind wasn’t his go-to. Still, I never considered him to be “a nice guy” even though he was framed as the friendliest one of the crew besides Kai (who I think of as Friendly but not A Friend; he’s too reserved for that and I think people would have eventually picked up on it). I considered Will as the mood maker; someone who keeps the good times going, knows just the exact right/funny thing to say, and never lets things get him down. Of course, these kinds people aren’t like this 100% of the time. And there’s always a good chance people who seem to be like this 100% of the time are actually hiding something about themselves.

Because of his privilege, Will was sort of shielded from the messy things in life. He never had to face disappointment, until Emory showed up. He’s also never had to deal with bad things happening that he couldn't control. He’d probably rarely been told no, that he couldn't do something or have something. And when he was told no, he got to decided whether or not to listen to it. Emmy is the first person who said no and meant it. And when he kept pushing, he found out why and suddenly the world is not as clear cut and fun and bright as he thought it was. The poor baby…

I also thought that Damon was coming around to Emory after the burial. I have such a clear image in my head of him throwing his arm around her shoulders and them walking down the hall like that until Will interrupted them. My mind clings to it as a good moment (even though it was still not very good at all…) and wonders what would have happened if Will hadn't been there. I figured any negativity coming from Damon about Emory after that was because Emory still walked away from Will and broke his heart. Damon knew that Will – even through his smiles – wasn’t the same after that and it pissed him off. And he didn’t want Will to keep going after her, knowing what was actually going on.

Will’s reaction to Damon bad-mouthing Emory was actually really sweet to me. Despite his heart break, he couldn’t let anyone say a bad thing about her. It must have been confusing for him; why couldn’t he just move on? Yet, he still saw her as something so precious that he didn’t want to hear anything bad. Unlike with other couples who let their friends trash talk their ex’s. Because of moments like this, I disagree that Will and Emmy’s pain was one-sided. Emmy handled it better (after all, she didn’t end up in prison), but both of them were in a lot of pain. But I do understand what you’re saying.

I liked that Will wasn’t as straightforward as some of the others. I liked that I struggled with him being such a sweetheart one moment and a complete bonehead the next. But Emmy wasn’t perfect either. I have no way of excusing her actions when Will came over (achem – broke in) and they had that fight where she tells him that she thinks he’d leave her after they had sex because he’s that kind of guy, and he’s so hurt because he knows how real his feelings are. He tries to leave, which was exactly what she wanted! And yet…she pulls him back. If she’d let him walk out the door, as much as it would have hurt, they might have avoided the much worse heartbreak that was just around the corner, but she didn’t. That was very not-nice of her. Of course, even if she had, it could have just been prolonging the inevitable. Because if there’s one thing that’s true about high school Willemmy it’s that they were the right person at the wrong time. It’s what made them so good.

I think what you’re trying to say is that if Emmy had talked about how Will had treated her sometimes, they wouldn’t have believed her? Corrected me if I’m wrong, but if that’s what you meant, then – I think they would have believed her, but I think the other teens in Thunder Bay would have thought it was a privilege that Will Grayson give her all this attention. They would have told her she’s overreacting; it’s normal; or “but isn’t it hot? I’d kill for Will Grayson to corner me in the pool!” Or if she was trying to tell the other guys how Will had treated her, I don’t think they would have cared. Or, they might have thought that they’d have done worse.

My point is, I don’t think anyone would have cared if Emmy told them the truth, not that they wouldn’t have believed her. The guys are biased towards Will, but I don’t think they’re blinded to who Will really is. I think they see him more clearly than anyone else. They just don’t care if he’s hurt Emmy at all. She hurt him, whether it was intentional or not, and that’s all that mattered. And even after they’d come to a reconciliation, they still might not have cared. These people seem to be the kind that live life in extremes, which means they’d think that love should bring just as much pain as it does pleasure.

They might possibly be really surprised to learn about Emmy and Damon’s bond, they’re shared experience and why Emmy strangely feels really comfortable in Damon’s company so quickly. After all, he should be the one that takes the longest to warm up to…right??? And Emmy’s just like “well, yeah. And if I hadn’t helped him bury a body and then took a shower with him where he offered to kill my brother, and I realized he might not be so terrible, then I might be more afraid. But he’s fine.”

I agree with what you’re saying about Emory not being able to rely on Will at 17. It’s one of the reasons I can’t be mad at her for breaking his heart. What other option did he give her? And it is really sad to see it from each of their pov, but I admit I find Emmy’s to be the sadder of the two.

It always kills me to read the scene where Kai meets Banks on the side of the road in Hideaway, knowing what Will went through that day and the night before that no one else knows. Not even Damon yet. He’s already in so much pain, but do you see it? Nope.

Will finally admitting that he wasn’t entitled to her heart just because he wanted it, and that he should have been what she needed: a friend did so much for me. I just wish we’d got to see it admitted out loud. Even though it’s acknowledged, hearing it probably would have done so much.

Of course, right after that he left her again... 

I mean, overall I agree with you. They're story has a lot of room for discussion and different perspectives.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Season 4, Episode 6: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review

My favorite episode!!! GET READY FOR HEAD FULL MANY THOUGHTS

The Good:

"Kicks Get Chicks" *is the gayest episode in the entire season* Kicks get DICKS more like

"Sure, we're good for the occasional inspirational moment, but we're not exactly center mat material" HA, love that this fucker is self aware

He knows he's the Comic Relief Guy and he embraces it fully

"He who shall not be named" absolutely LOVE how Demetri just fucking despises Robby now but is trying to be lowkey about it so as not to stir the pot

If he could I'm pretty sure Demetri would pummel this man six ways to Sunday

Once again reminding everyone that Robby paralyzed and nearly killed Demetri's best friend, betrayed his and Demetri's dojo, and then held down and forcefully shaved Demetri's other best friend

Yeah he wants to like...murder Robby at this point honestly

I can't blame him, either--if someone fucked over my bestie, my dojo, AND my crush??? I would indeed be out for blood, yes

The way Demetri looks CRUSHED when Daniel's like "I know you're missing your friends but we have to put the past behind us" :( :( :(

He just wants his boyfriend back god bless

Wow no wonder Tory's fucked up, with an aunt like THAT

GOOD LORD

This season is kinda making me love Tory, I'll admit

I never thought I'd see the day but here we are

SIAHDZUIYVDX JOHNNY TRAINING IN A PLACE WITH BLACK MOLD

Could this man BE any more delightfully unhinged

Johnny Lawrence's dojo marketing will never NOT be hysterical

"Smack-dab between the pipe supply and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese" SIR

"I'm asexual" WELL at least we exist on television, right???

I guess this is the queer rep we get for Season 4, RIP

YOOOOO IT'S MY GIRL MOON

"I can't do the whole physical aggression thing" Remind me again why she and ELI FREAKING MOSKOWITZ are meant to be compatible at all??? Literally what even would they talk about??? Well REGARDLESS, can't help but admire her staunch determination to be a pacifist in a high school singlehandedly spearheading the local karate wars

"She's the best athlete in school and she's not afraid to get into a fight" Okay don't get me wrong, I'm still seething over Moon and Piper breaking up, BUT I do find it absolutely HYSTERICAL that Moon apparently has a type

Even funnier that Yasmine lowkey fits her type too, which is apparently mean, cocky bitches who don't take shit from anyone

Oh SHIT, Sam catching Amanda talking to Tory??? This boutta get JUICY

OKAY HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

BASEMENT SCENE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

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79 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

#4

Season 4, Episode 10: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review

The Good:

LISTEN

LISTEN

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE THESE GUYS PULL OUT THE MOST APT STAR WARS PREQUEL MEMES OF ALL TIME

AND NOT THINK I'M GONNA SHIP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

DID ELI REALLY JUST SAY DEM SHOULD PULL AN "IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND" ON ROBBY

WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

I can't with this man

I can 100% not tell if these boys are memeing or actually taking karate advice from the Star Wars prequels but honestly??? I fucking love it either way

Dumbasses (affectionate)

ALSO the absolutely doe-eyed way Eli looks at Demetri when he says "you're taller!!" Yeah you like your men taller, don't you, short king?

Come to think of it Eli has been basically nonstop giving Demetri doe eyes all season

Maybe that's just what his face looks like?

Nah he's still kinda smug smirking at the beginning of the season

But he does become very apt at looking like a sad puppy

I swear this fucker still looks at Demetri like he hung the sun though

Ohhhhh Demetri just going RUTHLESSLY at Robby fills me with LIFE

Demetri Alexopoulos and Robby Keene mortal enemies WHEN

Still morbidly satisfying to see all that paralysis, shaving, and dojo-betraying beef explode out of my boy Demetri in one fell swoop

Oh shit!!! The head kick!!! The THROWDOWN!!! We are at last seeing a glimpsed of the unhinged Demetri I have craved for so long, keep being scary my love

DID HE JUST DO THE "COME AT ME BRO" HAND MOVEMENT

OH HE IS SO PISSED

Seeing this gay nerd be aggressive and intense as hell is ascending me into nirvana

He has found his inner craving for violence and destruction, and I think that's very valid of him

Truly he and Eli are kindred spirits in ways S1 Demetri never could have imagined

You gotta love some irony

He's gone from yeeting out of every bad situation to being like "this dude shaved off my boyfriend's gay-ass hairdo and now I'm going to beat him to kingdom come"

You know what that is? GROWTH

Poor Daniel though, he's like "Oh no :( :( :( My karate sons are fighting :( :( :("

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80 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

#3

Mr. LaRusso says anyone can be the hero, but I’m not Batman! I’m more like Alfred. You’re Batman!

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Y’all thought I was gonna watch Season 4 and then NOT do a moodboard of The Basement Scene??? Preposterous. Completely absurd. Literally just gave me too many Vibes to work with for them not to be utilized.

Tried for more grayish/neutral colors for this one! Hopefully it’s not too boring ^^; I wanted to match the general energy of the scene, and both Demetri and Eli seem to be feeling kind of sad and empty here, SO.

Very happy I found a picture of “I love you” written in binary code ;_____;

Also, it has been said, but I’ll say it again: You have Demetri look at Eli like that, and...what??? Expect me to buy Demetri isn’t deeply in love with him??? To buy that Demetri Alexopoulos’s feelings for his best friend are nothing but platonic??? I respectfully disagree, and also, you are an idiot.

The top left pic is what should’ve happened after the basement scene XD

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82 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#2

“They were expecting to find Miguel Diaz. What they weren’t expecting to find was love.”

Imagining of Season 5 in which Demetri and Eli go on a totally straight and totally heterosexual Dudebro road trip to Mexico to find their best friend. Unfortunately, when you’re trapped in a car with someone for hours on end, you might have to start confronting some feelings you wish weren’t there.

Well, everyone, I caved. I fucking caved. I said so many times that I wasn’t going to write CK fanfiction because GODDAMN if I don’t have too many WIPs in other fandoms, but like. The desire to write a homoerotic road trip fic was just too damn much.

I’ve never tried formally writing these two before, so I have no idea if it’s any good, but GOD did I try lol. Not much plot here, mostly just Vibes, gay tension, and missing and worrying about Best Boy Miguel!!! Also written partly out of spite because I’m just constantly seeing Miguel/Demetri friendship erasure in the fandom and it’s gotten me HEATED, so now I’m writing about Demetri going off to find Miguel in Mexico and internally monologuing about how worried he is and y’all just gonna have to deal with it. Fun fact: Miguel and Demetri love each other, and I will not hear otherwise under any circumstances :D

Also I can’t believe I’ve been in this fandom over a year and it took fucking writing this fic to realize Demetri has an extremely bad case of generalized anxiety disorder D: Like he worries about every all the time and honestly? Same

Uhhhhh CW for mentions of human trafficking, even if it’s done in jest (they’re teenage boys after all, this is the kinda thing teenage boys joke about lol) and some zesty...physical references, but the sauciest thing they do is make out because I’m asexual and do not wish to write smut XD

Fic is under the cut!!! Be warned, it is a 4k word longboi!!!

EDIT: There is now a sequel here as well!!!

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“I cannot even begin to tell you how unsafe this is.”

“Uh huh. Go on.”

“I’m serious, Eli! We’re parked out in the middle of nowhere in a desert that never ends and the only signs of civilization are those cars going by on the highway at like 90 miles an hour. This is how people get kidnapped. And used for…I don’t know, human trafficking or something.”

Eli rolls over from where he lies next to Demetri on the car roof, scowling at him. “You think the traffickers are going to want you?”

Demetri scoffs, offended at the implication. “I’ll have you know I am a catch! The hottest girl in school thought so for a while.”

Eli breaks into a smirk. “Didn’t Yasmine like…use you as a beard, dude?”

“That’s not—she’s not—she didn’t—look, it doesn’t count if she didn’t know she was lesbian until after we got together!” Demetri splutters, gesturing vaguely as he attempts to arrive at a point.

“Wouldn’t that make it even worse?”

“Still speaks volumes to my suave disposition that she had no issue appearing to be dating me.”

“I’ll never understand it.” Eli turns away, gaze flicking back up to the stars.

“As I was saying.” Demetri stubbornly goes on. Someone has to knock some sense into Eli Moskowitz—access that logical coding brain he knows is in there somewhere. “Just because we’re a little ways off the main road doesn’t mean someone isn’t going to see us parked out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. They could still come out here, break into the car, and do—well, whatever they want! It’s not like anyone would hear us yelling for help. We should have gotten a motel room.”

Eli snorts. “What, are we throwing hundred dollar bills around like we’re Terry Fucking Silver? It was hard enough mooching enough gas money off my mom. Besides, we know karate. If anyone comes after us, we could take them.”

Demetri rolls his eyes. “Right, my bad. I forgot I’m under the protection of the latest AVT champ.”

“Damn right.”

“I’m holding you to that, by the way. If we get kidnapped, and you can’t fend them off, I’m going to be really mad.”

“Completely understandable.”

A lull passes over the boys. For several moments, there’s no sound but desert wind, the hum of crickets and cicadas, and the sound of distant traffic. They had pulled off onto some dirt service road and driven for a while before they arrived and parked at what Eli decided was “the perfect sleeping spot.”

“I can’t believe you’re not tired,” Eli pipes up. “You’ve been driving like…all day.”

Demetri shrugs, car roof cool against his neck and shoulders. The sweltering daytime heat has long since faded from the metal.

“I don’t know. I guess I didn’t know when I’d get the chance to stargaze again. It’s kind of hard with all the light pollution. I remember we used to try on your trampoline, and whenever we’d get excited about a particularly bright one, it would turn out to be LAX’s newest outgoing flight.”

“Yeah, there’s a lot more going on out here. Might as well enjoy it.”

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175 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Binary Boyfriends S4 Fix-It Fics That I Need Immediately

WHAT UP BINARY BOYFRIENDS NATION, WHO’S READY TO WRITE SOME FIX-IT FIC???

Apologies in advance if any of these have already been done, but consider!!! I am always down to see more!!!

Psyche! Its turns out Yasmine and Demetri both are absolutely aware that they’re gay and are 100% faking a straight relationship to seem more cool and normal! The only reason they sell the horniness so well is because they’re both theatrical motherfuckers and wanna see how much they can overdramatically ham it up to fool the entire school into thinking they’re heterosexual

Demetri attempts to stand up for Hawk with Chris and Nate! Make no mistake, not because I think it would work, but because Demetri sometimes has 0 tact when he gets angry and I think the fallout would be very funny

Demetri and Hawk spar, but Hawk accidentally hits Demetri too hard!!! Angst ensues!!!

Demetri and Hawk spar, and they get all amped up on adrenaline and suddenly one is shoving the other against the dojo wall and making out with them!!! The entire dojo sees them and it’s very funny

Demetri jumps off the building!!! And brags about it to Hawk!!! Hawk looks at him with heart eyes because he’s a badass!!!

Alternatively, Demetri tries to jump and lands on the mattresses. He has to go to the hospital. Hawk visits him and switches between heaping on adoring praise for being so ballsy and yelling at Demetri for being so stupid and scaring the shit out of him.

Bonus points if Demetri literally only jumped to impress Hawk

Demetri and Hawk being utter and complete overprotective karate dads to Nate and Bert

Like remember how they both adopted them as their sons??? LET’S DO SOMETHING WITH THAT

Demetri dyeing Hawk’s hair in the bathtub and it’s very intimate and they keep aggressively tryna No Homo it

I think this may have already been done but I am literally always down to see it again

POV: You’re a Cobra Kai goon about to help the scary Keene kid shave off some dude’s gay-ass purple mohawk when there’s a crash and the most gangly, uncoordinated dweeb you’ve ever seen busts in through the tattoo shop window

You’re like “who’s this clown”

But “clown” as in horror movie clown specifically, because this interloper has a mildly to moderately unsettling look on his face

Cue the unsettling clown saying “Evening gentlemen :) :) :) Hope you’re not about to do something you regret to my pal Eli here :) :) :)” in a really quiet and calm tone of voice, which is. DEEPLY terrifying

*cue Demetri breaking into the world’s hugest and most horrifying slasher smile*

And he unleashes nine levels of hell on the Cobras, because he deserves to

Bonus points if he steals the razor and goes just a BIT slash-happy on them

Or strangles Kyler with the belt thing he was holding Eli down with

I just think Demetri should be allowed to completely fucking lose it and become the scariest motherfucker you’ve ever seen when someone messes with his boyfriend Eli Moskowitz

No really, just stop what you’re doing and imagine Demetri chasing Kyler through the tattoo parlor with a shaver Shining-style like “HEEEEERE’S ‘METRI!”

Like would that fuck or WHAT

On a related note, Demetri going full Slasher Movie Villain on the Cobras to get revenge after they shave the ‘hawk would also be acceptable

I think he should bring Miguel along too, I think that would be neat

Just a couple of best bros going to inflict unspeakable violence on the ne’er-do-wells who brutally violated their other best bro, don’t mind them

Demetri still gets to be more unhinged through

Because a) that’s his fucking boyfriend whose hair they’re avenging and b) Miguel has already gotten to be scary on many occasions!!! Let Demetri have a turn!!!

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181 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

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...okay so not nearly as funny as last year's (where my 2nd most popular post was my dumb Scott Pilgrim shitpost) but I'm very pleased with my longest tag. It's very correct and absolutely hysterical.

Wild that I apparently posted more than I did at the height of my 2021 hyperfixation. I guess Season 4 and my frantic desire to ramble about everything will do that to ya.

AKAJSDIPVFOU LOOK AT CHAPTER 1 OF THE ROAD TRIP FIC MAKING IT INTO MY TOP 5 GOOD FOR HIM GOOD FOR HIM

(Obligatory reminder that all 6 chapters of the road trip fic are on my AO3 SummerPhlox if you want to read/comment there lol)

YO CONGRATS TO MY BLORBO DEMETRI ALEXOPOULOS FOR BEING MY #1 TAG OF 2022 I'M SO PROUD OF MY SON GOOD FOR HIM

And my other blorbo Miguel Diaz making the top 10 tags too, we love to see it <3

Happy almost-2-year-anniversary to this blog lmao what the fuck I thought I'd have a little mini baby hyperfixation on some nerdy karate gays and then I'd go about my business but irl plot twists are more wild than any movie I've ever seen because somehow I'm still fucking here