#love ur tt dumps

[lunicho]

Good lord this is a lot 😭 the way that these r only half of them bc I haven’t sent the BND related ones yet 🙏 the more the merrier I guess 😭😭❤️

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2DNeC/ (Jo is built so crazy I need him so bad)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2UsQy/ (Harua is sm stronger than me if Juju leaned down to talk to me I would have to kiss him right then and there)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2rbw3/ (I was screaming when this popped up on my fyp)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2FNAG/ (open this one if you dare…)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2fP8G/ (I love him sm)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2BbrN/ (open if you dare pt.2)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2A5e2/ (Samidare Nico I cheered)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2BNd5/ (GOOD LORDDDD)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLG2UWk6/ (this one is just funny to me 😭)

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TEAMIES TT DUMP WOO LET'S GET INTO IT OMG

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LAST PHOTO HIS LIPS IN THE LAST PHOTO HIS LIPS HIS LIPS IN- how is he this pretty it's not fair 😭

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nah fuck kissing him, we'd have to reproduce.. like im fucking him, period point blank like UGHHSHSBDJ 😭 im not normally one of those girls to mention my height everytime i see one of my fave idols But ☝🏾🥴 me and rua are very very close in height so this is making me so extremely delusional im literally so sick rn 😭

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ZB1 MENTION ‼️‼️ GYUVIN MENTION ‼️‼️ GYUVINN GYUVINNN- no cuz i fully didn't expect him to be here i said HELLO 😫😫 my jaw dropped he's so fine omg

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love how this one came with a little warning (or threat tbh) um warning was 100% correct and valid i am unwell after this one 😭

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ZB1 MENT- the clip they use on the freak part I'M LOSING ITTTTT 😭😭😭😭 god he's so pretty i hate gorgeous men

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see cuz i learned my lesson from the first one and was still left absolutely FLABBERGASTED. kei... kei.... im rocking back and forth he's so insane, i can't take this anymore 😭

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I BELIEVE IN SAMIDARE NICHO SUPREMACY ‼️ HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT I LOVE SAMIDARE NICHO HE MAKES ME CUM! (im sorry)

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the clip of him with the sucker in his mouth, i am in heat 😭

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I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS MOVE 😭 soob's been a nasty girl 😋

[b1mbodoll]

wanted to talk abt seeun bcs she is so 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 i love her so bad!

i also am new to your blog and i really love your writing (especially how its plus size inclusive that makes me so happy!) <33333

thinking about stepsis!seeun who tells your parents she wants to take you to her dorm for a little sleepover! and they think nothing of it besides that its sibling bonding >< but they dont know at the sleepovers how seeun (g!p) grabs you by your chin and kisses u so messily !!! before making you ride her bcs she thinks u look prettiest when trying to take all of her TT the whole time she's telling you to "keep making step sis feel good" and if you whine or cry abt how shes using you she tells you how your parents wont believe you since shes oldest (〃ω〃)ゞ

omg omg also!!!! seeun laying you back, pressing kisses all over your thighs before she starts tongue fucking you while her thumb rubs your clit at a rapid pace :( and you're just whimpering and trying to push her away bcs you feel so good u know the only think thats not going to be coming out is cum!

pairings: seeun x f! reader

warnings: stepcest + dacryphilia + omorashi + oral + manipulation + noncon

💌: nonnie u shld consider writing n posting on tumblr if u do not alrdy bc this made me dizzy , its so good and u r sooo big brain. also im honored u r a fan of my works it means so much :( n im glad that me being inclusive makes u happy!!!!!!!! as a big girl its hard feeling welcome in spaces like tumblr where many ppl are Not fat friendly 😵‍💫 ps i did my own lil spin on this n added some extra stuff cus i read this n immediately the thought of corrupting stepsis! seeun and introducing her to new kinks plagued me. my brain ltrly melted while writing this like i blacked out

ok but corrupting sweet stepsis! seeun :( she doesn’t know about pussy n goes around thinking other girls have dicks too but when she catches the smallest glimpse of your pussylips through your panties she’s obsessed. asks you about it too cus she doesn’t realize ur not supposed to ask your stepsister why she doesn’t have a cock n whether or not she’s aware that there was a wet spot on her cotton panties.

you realize she’s a complete ditz ‘nd only thinks with her dick, considering the sizeable tent in her sweats when questioning you. you explain that her cock is used to fuck soft pussies like yours, convincing her that your hole was made specifically for her cock. it’s so easy to manipulate seeun ‘nd get her addicted to the feeling your your wet walls creaming around her sensitive cock.

every time she gets to fuck you it’s like a switch flips. seeun shoves your face into the bed ‘nd wraps an arm around ur belly, humping you for hours. your cries of stop and pleas for her to pull out only make her orgasm more intense. “it’s okay yn. keep being a good little bitch for your stepsister,” she grunts, cock slipping past your cervix n leaking cum directly into you womb.

her abusing your poor cunt for hours means she’s not taking time to use the bathroom or even allow you to go. just keeps pounding into you, dumping her pee in ur cum filled womb. the pressure against your bladder builds n builds and it isnt long before your pussy’s leaking piss.

stepsister! seeun doesn’t stop at dumping all of her fluids inside you, she also cleans you up afterwards. buries her face between your thighs, literally eats the mixture of cum and piss as she makes out with your hole.

[urtsuyomegal]

☆Delilah☆

hiiii!! I'm delilah, aka urtsuyomegal!!

I love everything related 2 gyaru, and I've been one 4 abt 2 years!!

I mainly post gifs/blinkies but I also post random info and photo dumps!! (I do take requests 4 all of the above♡♡)

here are all my OFFICIAL accounts!! any others r impersonating me:

And I'm also @urtsuyomegal on everskies and insta!!♡♡

[cantalooprat]

Traces of the Sun (manhwa)

it also has a novel on cg but its not completed yet which is a pity bc the novel has the r19 parts

came here to scream bc this is what the tumblr is for... traces of the sun is really truly peak iceberg black-bellied top with an agenda and "i'd do whatever to get what i want" bottom who wants to die like All their seemingly sweet and romantic moments Always have sa hyeon's serial killer smile peppered and every time i see it im like wtf im reading solo leveling yaoi (lol) not psychological thriller??? and i lowkey have doubts about sa hyeon as ml ngl.

sa hyeon seems crazy and a control freak but somehow i can accept him than just ur average yandere, mb its bc he actually has a goal and isnt just obsessed w jeong yiseon? most other yandere ml seems to fall in the camp of "i dont care abt anything else other than you" but sa hyeon has a plan and it's jeong yiseon's unexpected impact on his life that derails it and that's exactly what makes it so good. beneath all the manipulation and control freak tendencies he really does care abt jeong yiseon, and when jeong yiseon jumped and thought that sa hyeon would be able to move on quickly and forget him i was like nah no more of that sa hyeon has fallen far too deep to just forget. the moment sa hyeon chose jeong yiseon's life over his carefully crafted plan, he's already long gone. despair rly looks good on sa hyeon lmao he always has this calm smile as if he has everything is under his control and even he thinks that jeong yiseon has already been controlled when he admitted his feelings so it was so extremely satisfying when jeong yiseon jumped and sa hyeon Panicked and looked so sad and even jumped after him and then begged for his love... the catharsis... then also when he signed jeong yiseon to go to a therapist bc thats what most ppl do even though he doesn't really believe in it like man thats love right there he rly does want jeong yiseon to get better.

jeong yiseon is also really...driven. although not really in a good way. poor guy has nothing left in his life but trauma and is just looking for a way to end himself, and when he does fall in love it's with a person who just sees him as a means to an end, someone he thought wouldn't reciprocate his feelings anyway. it makes sense that he doesnt go through "character development" bc u dont overcome trauma that easily right, healing is a long process. but ironically his goal is also what makes him a good match for sa hyeon bc he's basically immune to sa hyeon's manipulation, he has a goal and he's using sa hyeon as much as he's also being used. it's perfectly exemplified when jeong yiseon reverse uno'd sa hyeon by revealing that he was also using his feelings to get sa hyeon to use his power on him like bet u didnt expect to get used too, huh?

idk where im going w this i just think traces of the sun is so peak n need a place to dump my thoughts

241223 edit i wanna yap abt tts some more

this shot up to become my fav bl manhwa in one weekend, which in hindsight isnt v surprising considering my fav subgenre in danmei is unlimited flow and dungeon/hunter setting is basically the kr equivalent of it and tts does hit some of the v specific tropes that im v v v weak for

the more i think abt it the more i love how their love story is basically set up to fail from the very beginning. yiseon wants nothing else other than to undo the restoration he did on his friends and then join them in the afterlife, while hyeon is a man with an agenda to overthrow his half-brother and become the rightful guild leader and both of them are willing to do anything to achieve their goals. in the beginning, what they have is purely a contractual relationship, and whatever sweet or nice things hyeon does for yiseon, he claims it's to improve yiseon's conditions and things like that, and yiseon himself just goes along with it albeit rather reluctantly. they fall in love, but hyeon is emotionally constipated (or at least the way he grows up forces him to be like that) and yiseon thinks it's something unrequited anyway. it makes me wonder if that's part of the reason why yiseon fell in love, or allowed himself to, because if he were to fall for someone who would reciprocate his feelings, then he'd have something to live for, and he can't have that now, can he, when he plans to join his friends after he fulfills his contract with hyeon. he's even carefully planned it out by asking hyeon to use his nullification powers in exchange for restoring hyeon's father's heartbeat.

and that's really one of the best parts of their love story---that yiseon does fall in love but doesn't expect hyeon to reciprocate, and that he's willing to weaponize it to get what he wants. a red flag ml needs a strong counter and so many times it seems so imbalanced because it's either the ml is yandere towards the mc and the mc indulges him or the ml knows how to hide his yandere tendencies and the mc is oblivious. but yiseon is perfectly aware from the very beginning and even enjoys the warmth he gets from hyeon---but that's it, he doesn't want anything more, doesn't expect anything more other than the fulfillment of their contract, therefore making him someone hyeon can't control and what makes their dynamic feel balanced. i love it. sa hyeon played himself by agreeing to the contract and then falling for jeong yiseon without realizing it and then getting traumatized because of the contract they agreed on, it's so peak. he set himself up for failure. it's like having a scum top except he's not really scum. it's doubly delicious because there's groveling but it's not like he really wronged yiseon, hyeon did exactly what yiseon wanted, but it was the outcome that he didn't want. like the whole situation could have been avoided if hyeon had realized his feelings a little earlier and pursued yiseon a little more sincerely or even responded to yiseon's "confession" but nooo he's emotionally constipated and thinks that it's safe now that yiseon is "on the palm of his hands" but yiseon one-upped him. like am i evil for saying that i love it when hyeon got traumatized because despair really does look good on him... it's the gap moe. he was smirking and smiling so calmly in the beginning that seeing him fall apart is so cathartic.

[nottheoone]

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[baraqi]

i feel like sunoo would be into holding hands ever since starts of relationships w him :( LIKE HE ISN'T INTO SKINSHIP APPARENTLY but he wants you to know that he's comfy w u from the start and he'll get around easily and start cuddling you a month in from dating TT

HE'D BE SO OPEN ABT IT TOO LIKE "crowded place? hold my handdd <3" BUT HE'D ALSO START TO HOLD YOUR HAND IF HE WANTS ATTENTION :( if you're already asleep the time he turns off his phone and lays down he'll gently hold your open hand and nuzzle into your neck before falling asleep as well <3

-🍬 , got inactive again SORRY BABES ILY

aw dw welcome back babes😙🫶!

IS HE FR NOT INTO SKINSHIP⁉️ i thought that was his shit🧎🏻‍♀️

this is SOSOSO CUTE TOO🙁🫶 esp if ur his first relationship he’d just be so excited to have someone to dump all his love onto😭 being able to hold u whenever he wants n keeping ur hand in his all the time (if ur fine with it ofc💆‍♀️) he’d be such a sweet and loving bf </3

[sojutrait]

its gus! and ty!! 🤧❤❤

( @madowpearl )AWWW that is a much better ship name than their og one dfkjfdjf

HUNGRYKFK WHAT DOES THAT SEND PLZ also omg we got one tally for autumn supporters 😌

answered here :)

SKJFKKFJG no one can tell who’s for which girl if we just make their ship names the exact same 😌😌

i go into the default.ini file (like where u put reshade presets) and turn the color to zero for each plumbob state. if u want it on sometimes u can use the headlineeffects off/on cheat

the only mod i had that also had a crush system is first impressions and since it adds more than that ill prob keep it (plus i like their system better than ea’s lmao)

like this! or at least thats how i pronounce it sdjkdfk i think hel-LEN-uh is probably the right way tho but i never do it that way dkjfkf

TYYY the secret is to dip ur toes in everything and ur bound to be at least decent in a few dkfjfkd

( @madowpearl )OOOO yeah i use those sometimes too but sometimes they confuse me too bad to actually implement them in the sims dkjfk i usually start going off imagination eventually lmao

( @vioio )CRUNCHY MUFFINS thats it, thats the best compliment ive ever recieved thank you kjdfkdf 😭😭❤❤

(link) OOO THE WAY I ACTUALLY DIDNT KNOW THIS. usually those “did u know��� tt are basic stuff but this i need to keep in mind 👀 dante doesnt have the patience to knit tho unfortunately DKJFDKF

skjdkjdf sorry to be the bearer of bad news but they are strictly platonic buddies 😌 in lena’s words “ew. but i love him ❤”

she does age up soon! but its right before the twins graduates so they dont see each other at school 😭 her and elio will probably go at the same time tho when they age up!

( @artegesko ) TYY 😭❤ honestly i find the ts4 boring mundane aspects ridiculously fun so thats probably why i tolerate it dflkflgf

( @yassifiedsims​ ) since i use gshade i have to use the printscreen button, and just capture it like that

honestly i just roll with the punches 😭😭 the only time i’d veto power over it is if a sim died unexpected ig skjfdk (or maybe not if it added drama LMAO)

NO UR SO RIGHT, the chaos gene mustve skipped a generation bc they both act like their grandpa in diff ways dkjfdk

neither of them would read his diary or anything but i think if they came across it and saw what he was writing they’d just try to subtly get him to open up about it bc they are Worried KJDKFJK

i havent touched it but im not sure if ea messing with lifespans affected my mcc ones or not

we got another autumn supporter yall are climbing in ranks DSKJFDKF i love her sm but at the same time she lowkey deserves better, if i was her friend id say girl plz dump him 😭😭 and ty!!!

RIGHT LIKE SHE’S SO GORGEOUS a disney princess if disney princesses vaped ❤

here!

DJKFKGJKFG the among us server is making amongusonas 😌 like dnd but in space and homoerotic in nature 

i got box braids!

ur not a bother at all, glad u got it sorted out!

[bambisgirl]

Hii its me again 😔 Qjdka hope you dont mind me popping in your asks again lmao. BUT FANCAMS PROLOGUE !! Made me so excited for it TT. I have no idea how you've done it but i can finally live vicariously through this y/n working in music shows TT. You see i was going to take up media technology for college, call it a silly delulu dream but i wanted to work in music shows specially in the technical aspects. But i ended up taking a medical field :^(( so this Fic gives me life fr 🥲🥲.

Long ask but a lot of the stuff in your fics just hit me lmao. Like eve in confident?? God i feel so much for her and she reminds her of me and my friend i had before (who reminds me of y/n).

I feel like im info dumping sorry about that so thats it for now i hope you have a great dayy ♡♡

P.s: that twins hee idea you had 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ that sounds so good already, if you ever do write it i will kiss ur brain

OMG I HAVE THIS MASSIVE SMILE ALL OVER MY FACE WHENEVER I SEE AN ASK FROM U 😭😭💗💗

i totally feel you :") my dream was always a career in music but im a computer science & maths major 😔💔 BUT OOOH MEDICAL FIELD?? you're smart smart hehe <333 i believe everything happens for a reason so you'll most certainly find happiness in what you're doing ♡ IM HERE TO FEED U CAMERAWOMAN!Y/N ANYWAY SOOO ;)

I JUST LOVE LONG ASKS. i just saw you being so sweet in other people's asks LIKE NEXT THING I KNEW WAS THAT I WANTED TO BE UR FRIEND <//3 you're genuinely the sweetest person ever & im super flattered that you're reading my fics too 😭😭

i'm 100% you're the y/n in someone's life tho like its just impossible to not be,, you're too precious 💗🥺

AND IM SERIOUSLY THINKING OF WRITING AB THE TWINS SO,,, HJKDFCHGC 🤪🤪 i'll dedicate it to u hehe ♡

[kpopfanfictrash]

Taming of the Flu

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Creative Contributor: @underthejoon for this LOVELY banner TT & for coming up with the title LOL ur the best

Pairing: Jungkook / Reader

Rating: PG

Genre: Sick Reader!AU, New Boyfriend!AU, Fluff

Synopsis: When you are sick, the last thing you want to do is call your boyfriend for help. But somehow, he finds out anyways. (pls feel better @bendthekneetobangtan I’m sorry I got u sick LOL)

Word Count: 2,426

“Call him.”

“No,” you mumble, curling further into the sheets.

“Call. Him.”

“No,” you repeat – determined, as only a sick person can be. The room around you spins; the light from your window is much too bright on one side.

Emily tsks under her breath, making a disappointed sound. “He’s your boyfriend, Y/N. This is what boyfriends are for – getting things off the top shelf and taking care of you when you are sick.”

“I thought boyfriends were for extra income in case social security is gone when we’re older.”

“Y/N, please be serious.” A door slams on Emily’s end of the phone. “Social security is definitely going to be gone when we’re older.”

You laugh, breaking into a cough when a dizzying bout of fatigue hits.

“Y/N!”

“What?” you croak.

“Call him. Or I’ll do it myself.”

Emily hangs up, leaving you staring at the phone in your hand. You can only hold that position for so long before another wave of coughing hits. The coughing is gross – the nasty, phlegmy kind which practically chokes every breath. On top of all that, your sinuses are a mess, your body aches, and you are ninety percent sure you have a fever.

Wearily, you fall back on your pillows. Emily is right, you really should call someone because you have zero medication in the apartment and zero ability to get it yourself. Each time you try to stand, you are gripped by fatigue so severe you sit right back down again. But you need to get up. You need to use the bathroom, if nothing else and – gripping your bed, then your wardrobe – you slowly make your way, inch by inch, to the door.

When you finally reach the toilet, you collapse on its lid. “Yes!” you cheer weakly, before realizing you still need to undo your pants. “Oh… shit.”

While you ponder how best to do this, your phone rings on the counter. You stare at this for a moment. It seems to zoom in and out, varying distances away and you will it to stay still while you stand from the toilet. 

Gripping the counter, you answer the phone. “Hello?” 

“Y/N?”

Exhaling lowly, you glance at yourself in the mirror. A greasy, unattractive mess stares back at you. Jungkook has never seen you like this before. Jungkook is not allowed to see you like this – not yet, at least. You two have only been dating for three months. It is too soon for him to see you at your most vulnerable. Hell, you two still brush your teeth in the morning and crawl back into bed, that is how ‘new relationship-y’ you are.

Emily is wrong. He absolutely cannot know you are sick.

Plastering a too-bright smile on your face, you force yourself to stand straight. “Oh, hey!” You wince – your tone is way off. “Jungkook!”

He pauses, as though able to hear your disease through the phone. “Hey… Y/N. Is everything okay?”

“Yeah.” Covering your mouth, you stifle a cough. “Why wouldn’t it be?”

“You just… I don’t know. Didn’t answer my text. You aren’t as loud as you normally are. Ha.” Jungkook pauses, sounding a bit sheepish. “I sound crazy, huh? Of course, you’re okay.”

You crack a half-smile. “You’re not crazy, babe. What was your last text about?”

“My niece’s dance recital! It’s this Saturday and I know it’s corny, but I always go, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with?”

The bathroom begins to take on a strange tilt. “I – well, you see…”

“Listen – no pressure, I swear! But my mom hasn’t stopped talking about you since we all had dinner, and I said I would ask. Are… you sure everything’s okay, Y/N?”

“Okay.” Re-gripping the counter, your vision fades at the edges. “Jungkook, I – you…”

The bathroom tilts at a dangerous angle, Jungkook’s voice disappearing as your stomach inverts. Knees trembling, you plop down on the floor. The phone falls, hitting tile as you shove your head between your knees and will the nausea away. Grabbing hold of the toilet, you pull yourself up; you do not think you will hurl, but you never know.

Jungkook’s voice is loud from the discarded phone at your side.

“Y/N? Y/N!”

You breathe in and out, eyes closed while the cold porcelain returns you to a semblance of normal. It takes several moments before your vision is clear but, once it is, you reach for the phone. 

Weakly, you lift it to your ear. “Jungkook?” you mumble into the receiver.

“Oh, thank fucking god.” Jungkook exhales. “Are you okay? You can’t just do that to me! What happened?”

“I – no,” you finally sigh. “I’m not okay.”

Jungkook is quiet for a moment. “Tell me what’s wrong.”

“I guess I’m sick.”

He lets out a breathy laugh. From his end, you hear a door slam. “What kind of sick, baby?”

That is it. The last of your willpower crumbles and you plop to the ground. He is not allowed to call you baby when you feel this crappy.

“I don’t know,” you groan, leaning against the cabinet. “Throat hurts. Sinuses hurt. Fever. Nausea.”

“So – the flu, huh?”

“I guess.”

“Okay, hang tight. I’ll be right there.”

The panic which follows is enough for your eyes to pop open. “Wait, Jungkook, no –!”

He has already hung up. You stare at your dead phone for a moment before scrambling up to your feet. Well, scramble is a loose term. You try several times before standing in the most undignified of fashions. Hands first on the floor, then your feet as you slowly roll yourself up.

By the time you are upright, nearly five minutes have passed. Heading into the living room, you glance around and are appropriately horrified. Your work clothes are still on the floor, flung every which way and left wherever they fell. There are dishes in the sink, coffee mugs on the table and a glass of orange juice on top of the fridge.

It looks like that one scene in every post-apocalypse movie ever made, where the Director shows what happened after humanity disappeared. Jungkook cannot see your place like this. Feebly, you make your way to the fridge and dump the orange juice down the sink. As soon as you do, a knock sounds at your door.

Damn, that fucker is fast.

“It’s me!”

Your head whips to the side. “No, it’s not!”

“Baby?” Jungkook rattles the handle. “Baby, you have to let me in.”

“Why?” Head spinning, you massage your temples. “It’s a disaster in here, Jungkook! You can’t come in!”

His muffled laughter reaches your ears. “You have to let me. I have ice cream and it’s melting.”

Despite yourself, you somewhat perk up. Ice cream is one of the few foods which sound appetizing right now. Slowly shuffling towards the front door, you tug on its handle until it finally opens.

Jungkook stands there, looking the epitome of boyfriend in a grey crewneck sweatshirt. He grins, shaking long dark hair from his eyes. “Hey.”

Eyes narrowed, you glance at the bags in his hands. “I don’t see ice cream.”

When you try and shut the door, Jungkook’s foot stops you. “Nuh-uh,” he teases, swinging the bags as he enters. “Not so fast! I come with better things than ice cream.”

“Better than ice cream?” 

Haphazardly, you try and scoop hair from your neck. Everything about you is sweaty and gross – you hope Jungkook does not notice. Maybe he will be too distracted by the disaster zone you call an apartment.

He walks past, humming as he places bags on your counter. “Much better than ice cream. I got this lemon honey green tea, plus Sudafed and DayQuil, NyQuil and cough drops and… hey – Y/N!” Jungkook looks up, alarmed when you sway on the spot.

Darting forward, he grabs both your elbows to stop you from falling. His strong grip on your waist, he gently leads you towards the bedroom.

“I can show you the rest later,” he murmurs, pushing open the door. “Right now, let’s get you into bed. Okay?”

“Okay,” you mumble, too tired to fight back.

Jungkook pulls back your covers, making space before he looks at you critically. “When was the last time you changed?”

Shrugging, you place one knee on the mattress. “Dunno.”

He nods, turning around and opening your dresser. Jungkook rummages around for a moment before turning back. 

“Here, put this on.”

You squint at the garment he holds. “That’s your t-shirt, Jeon.”

“I know.” His grin broadens. “Put it on.”

“I’m not changing with you right there.”

He stares as though you are the first government-confirmed UFO sighting in history. “I’ve seen you naked before, Y/N. Many times. In fact, there was one weekend where we were naked for an entire forty-eight hours, and –”

“Not like this,” you groan, grabbing the t-shirt. Turning away, you strip off your sweatshirt and slide on his t-shirt. It smells like him and, inhaling softly, you feel a tiny bit better. “Not when I’m gross and sick.”

When you turn back around, Jungkook holds out a tissue. “Blow.”

“Oh my god.” Grabbing this from his hand, you collapse on your bed. “You’re so,” you cough, “annoying,” another cough, “did you know that?”

“Yep.” Jungkook lowers both palms to the mattress. “Now, you’re burning up. Can I take off these sweats, baby?”

You feebly nod, giving in. “Okay.”

He gently works the material down your thighs, crumpling them in a ball with your sweatshirt. Entering your closet, Jungkook deposits them in your hamper before he returns to your bedside.

When he sees you trying to roll out of bed, his eyes widen. “Oh, no,” Jungkook chuckles, gently pushing you down. “Whatever you need, I can get. Tell me.”

“I... need to go to the bathroom, Jungkook.”

“Oh. Yeah, alright. Let me help.”

He does. The entire way there, Jungkook walks beside you in case you get dizzy. He lets you do your thing but once finished, is immediately there to help you into bed. After forcing you to drink water, take Motrin and another decongestant, Jungkook gently tucks you in. His hand smooths hair back from your forehead, feeling your temperature.

“You’re burning up,” he murmurs. “You sure you don’t want to go to the doctor?”

Slowly, you shake your head on the pillow. “I always run high fevers,” you mumble. “Promise. Have since I was little. If I’m still this sick tomorrow… maybe.”

He nods, serious. “Okay.”

Your hand closes under the pillow as you slowly shut your eyes. You hear, rather than see when he closes your blinds. The room is instantly dimmed and you start to drift off. Jungkook’s footsteps disappear and you want to ask where he is going but the bed is so comfortable. Your body feels so heavy and before long, you hear nothing at all.

When you come to, it is night.

The visual is somewhat disorienting. The last thing you remember is Jungkook, who – shit. Jungkook. Abruptly, you sit up and wince. Patiently, you wait until the room has stopped spinning. Moonlight stripes the sheets of your bed, illuminating your room but in the hall, you see the warm glow of TV. Canned, audience laughter meets your ears and you realize Jungkook must be there.

Slowly, you crawl out of bed and wrap your comforter around you. It is chilly – or maybe that is only the fever medication wearing off. Shivering, you shuffle out of your bedroom. In confusion, you stop and stare at your apartment.

It is spotless. Jungkook must have cleaned while you slept. The dishes in your sink are all washed and put away – the clothing on the ground is gone and your laundry basket rests beside your washer. The machine hums away, cleaning your clothes and slowly, you turn towards the TV.

Jungkook is seated spread-legged on the couch, a chocolate milk in one hand. He stares at the screen, mouthing along with the lines – some old Seinfeld episode – and when he notices your presence, he starts.

“Y/N!” he blurts, jumping up from the sofa. “You’re up!”

Carefully setting his chocolate milk aside, Jungkook’s hair flops jogging towards you. Lips parted, you stare at him. The hand holding your comforter clutches it tighter under your chin.

“You… you cleaned,” you say blankly.

Jungkook glances around. “Probably not very well. I just, well, you were asleep. And I thought I would –”

Cutting him off, you step forward and throw both arms around his waist.

Jungkook hesitates only a moment before wrapping himself around you. The comforter still blankets your body, forming an effective flu barrier. You feel a bit like a burrito, enveloped by your much larger boyfriend – tilting your head back, you peer from the cloth.

“Thanks,” you say softly.

“What for?” Jungkook’s arms tighten.

It sucks to feel so weak and vulnerable, but you suppose that cannot be helped. Every inch of your body hurts, including your brain – but not as much as it did. Thanks to him.

“You came,” you say simply.

His smile broadens. “You thought that I wouldn’t?”

“I didn’t know we were there yet.” 

Jungkook’s dark gaze softens. “Yeah. I guess we are.”

Inhaling, you nod as your eyes flutter shut. “Okay.”

He chuckles, adjusting his arms to lead you from the room. Jungkook pushes things aside on your bed, arranging a Kleenex box to well within reach. He fluffs the comforter, squishing it around your body and arranging the corners. You realize sometime while you slept, Jungkook must have dragged in your trash can to place by your side of the bed.

“You’re not repulsed by me now?” you mumble, turning into the pillow.

Jungkook grins. His hand drops to your forehead, smoothing back hair. Bending lower, he brushes his lips to your damp, clammy skin.

“Never,” he whispers, pulling away.

He walks out of the room, gently closing the door and in your delirious, half-lucid state you realize maybe, just maybe you have fallen in love with your boyfriend.

© kpopfanfictrash, 2019. Do not copy or repost without permission.

[oliviaischillin1204]

a reblog dump starting the moment i wake up? you spoil me asdfghjkl

anyway tysm for your kind words as always; you're wonderful TT - i'm so proud of that roceit one i'm really glad the drunk shenanigans part came across well asdfghjkl (though i have my own experience with that, and this totally wasn't anything i've been imagining and wanted to write anyway /s)

teensy tiny note and that's that the prinxiety in the gamer!virgil (hated typing that lol) fic wasn't platonic, though i get the confusion - it started out platonic and then they suddenly had romance vibes so they're boyfriends, but i think i can only write platonic prinxiety now so again i get it asdfghjkl

i think you'd like iida lol - he's a good cross of logan and minerva from taz:a and altogether Very Good; he's not my favorite just because i'm a sucker for the edgy fire types but he's lovely TT

anyway this is turning out to be a novel and i have to leave the house in 25min so spikey signing off, ily, keep being awesome :D

~🌵💞

(also last note but i'm currently writing your request for the modern fantasy au and i'm very fond of it so far asdfghjkl i hope you like worldbuilding)

is this from 2 weeks ago, aka the last reblog dump i did? maybe so (it is)

but also JDFHDJ spikey ur asks give me life always :3

[simkoos]

dude i love literally all of your creations like how are you so talenteed???also i know u get this a lot and probably annoyed by it by now buy will u consider releasing ur sims to the gallery????? i just can't get over how beautiful they are TT

thank you so much!! 🥺🥺

i’m still planning on doing a sim dump soon! i know people use the gallery but i use so sosooo much cc on my sims i’ll have them available here only 💜

[sungbeam]

⭐️ !!!!!!!!

ahh nana!! tysm ily and i hope ur doing well <3

full disclaimer that i am so ANNOYED bc i had almost every quote picked out and then tumblr DELETED IT ALL (cries) im sorry this took so long nana i was at work and wanted to have enough time to make this thorough TT

anyways, below is the full director's cut of my oneshot cruel summer (ksm)

request a director's cut!

i wrote this piece in reverse chronological order, which definitely isn't standard fanfic structure lol but i really wanted to try it out! it's actually supposed to give a different feel for when u read it backwards than if u read it chronologically, so if ur ever bored, u could try reading it from the bottom up 👀

additionally, i'll probably split this up by patterns as well as scene by scene:

To get out of this room, out of this house, out of this town — 7

"Go out of town with me. Let's run away together for a little." — 3

bc towns r such a motif in taylors songs lmao i had to include some kind of thing abt wanting to escape (like wishing min and reader could run from the inevitable, to which u already know as their breakup)

The polaroid burned a square through your purse and through your lap where your bag sat. — 7

He didn't seem like the kind of guy to be bold, but the polaroid had captured the moment he had cupped the back of your head and kissed you. — 6

You would later discover that Ryujin had snapped a Polaroid photo of the two of you, and Seungmin would win the rock-paper-scissors match to keep it. — 1

the song "the very first night" mentions a polaroid (it's been awhile since ive seen the lyrics tbh), but i wanted to include that specific part in there. thus, the polaroid makes an appearance throughout the piece (a memory, if u will, of what could have been and what they wishes could have happened. while they know they cannot run from the inevitable, perhaps in this way they can freeze their love in time in this small thing.)

and who knows, maybe seungmin giving the polaroid up to reader is his way of trying to let go

It was 11:43AM when Kim Seungmin broke your heart. — 5

"You won't leave me, right?" — 4

You didn't want to know what it would be like without him. — 3

It was the most loved you felt in a long time. — 2

because this is reverse chronological, it was really important to make the scenes at least semi cohesive and to do like,,, reverse foreshadowing, if that makes sense 😅😅 definitely put my brain to the test lol but i picked out the lines from the above scenes (either the first or last lines) that show a progression of the relationship and the utter irony

The party's bass was steadily making your headache worse. — 7 + 1

i like circles. lol. so i made a circle — i started and ended the first and last scenes the same ways (ending is below). it's basically saying that no matter what, it seems like you've just gone back to where u started and... did u even manage to learn anything thru your heartbreak?

Yeji watched in muted sadness and pity as you dumped the liquid down your throat and let it burn you from the inside out. — 7

And maybe it was just you, but there was an itching feeling in the back of your mind that this boy would burn you… but you loved the feeling so much that you would let him. — 1

and last but certainly not least, these last lines from the respective scenes are probably my most favorite connection, just because it's the repetition of the theme of being burned. reader knew it was a bad idea from the start, but here they were, still making that bad decision anyway.

thank u again for reading this far if u did !! i appreciate u sm :( 💖

[drunkjaked]

i know i already sent two asks in today (so sorry) but i just wanted to share some good things that's happened to me recently if thats okay ??? if its not please do ignore i just wanted to share with you !!! ( ^^ ) so .. i got more into these two groups recently & they have been bringing me so much happiness & calmness in hard times 💭 on another note T__T its been so-so but i feel happy bcs i get to be free of stress soon!!!!!! i also have been (trying ><) to come in terms with myself and that kinda gives me relief <3 just its been good for the past week nd im hoping it stays good for a long while ~3~ my anxiety is still at peak sometimes but its better than before so it's such an achievement for me ). . ( i just felt to share that with you! u're so homely so i feel safe talking to you???? im sorry its so cringe to say that and i don't mean to make you uncomfortable ☹️ you always manage to make me feel important hhh o_< sorry for dumping that on u but thank you for everything! anyways since i wont be able to send a relatively ... gross ... ask (also please pick between 1-4 so i can decide what ask to send first bcs yes 🤍 i do pre-write before i send the asks to u :( just want the best impression!) until friday ??? please do take care (im sorry i always say this) and make sure to drink plenty of water <33 (i dont know if this will work but when im on my period i drink so so much water and it stops my cramps and sometimes even shortens my period) ++ eat your three meals & rest well 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 im writing this at night so im going to bed soon but whenever you see this i hope you're doing fine <333333 sweet dreams sax !!!!!! U__U

from: 🐰 <3

p.s ... im sorry for all the () action i just have so much to say but so little brain energy TT also feel like i overshared im sorry if i made or make you uncomfortable please do tell me if i do so i know what better way to say things thank you for listening to me! goodnight really this time 💟

don't apologise u can send me as many asks as u want i love chatting w u, i promise! that's fun to hear, do u mind sharing what groups they are so i could check them out too?

i've been so worried about u since ur last ask so i feel so relieved to hear that you've been feeling better lately, thank u sm 🐰 for the update!! it definitely is an achievement so i hope u do something to celebrate it - it doesn't have to be anything big.. even if u treat urself to a good read or show or smth else u enjoy, just make sure to acknowledge all of these things even if they may seem small in the grand scheme of things <33 im rooting for u always

you feel safe talking to me??? ohhhhh my days that is so so so so kind of you to say and im so glad to hear it because i want that for everyone who interacts w me, i really want this blog to feel like a safe place and for me to feel like a friend so i will work harder in the future to maintain that for u and everyone else <33 agh ur so sweet and i only make u feel important bc u are important!! im always gonna be here for u and u can tell me anything u feel comfortable sharing! i have a twt acc and a discord if u would ever wanna chat w me outside of asks, but only if u feel comfortable doing so! im more than happy to chat w u in asks but just incase u ever want smth more private <3

hmm i pick number 3 bc today the 30th day of the 3rd month! it's so fun that u write ur asks in advance but it makes sense now that u say it, u always write so well and clearly that i can tell u put a lot of time into it ! take ur time sending those there is absolutely no rush on that!!!

im really bad w drinking water but i'll take this advice!! it's my last day today so hopefully it should be alright, i don't normally get such bad cramps idk what was going on this month 😭

sweet dreams right back to u 🐰!! i actually just woke up about an hour ago but i slept very well <3 im sending u all the love in the world and i really hope to chat w u soon!!!!

and dw abt that i love reading ur thoughts in the brackets i tend to thAt a lot so it’s nice seeing ur brain kinda working as u type 😭 and remember u can always tell me anything

from: sax (always ur buddy) 💌🫀

[lil-yeolies-chuckle-11]

Random K-pop Tag

Tagged by my one and only @dreamteamnoona, thanks mama

Go to this website (it’s a list randomizer) and write 15 biases/favs

Mine are:

Chanyeol- EXO

Kyung- Block B

Seungkwan- Seventeen

Hoshi- Seventeen

Jin- BTS

Hwasa- Mamamoo

Wheein- Mamamoo

Wendy- Red Velvet

Minhyuk- Monsta X

Hongbin- VIXX

Dongwoon- B2st

Ten- NCT

Yuta- NCT

Jeno- NCT

Taeyong- NCT

My mom/dad: Hongbin - Awe I bet he’d be an awkward dad loaded with them dad jokes but he’d be a great loving dad who’s a huge ball of cheese and he’d really have a lot of trust in you and be suuuper proud and supportive

My sibling: Hoshi - oooooh we’d be fighting on a daily basis, from exposing each other to just wanting to start shit but he’d be a great bro to have bc he’d attack u with them random acts of kindness n stuff (I’ve always wanted an older brother TT)

My grandma/pa: Jin - GRANDPA JIN!!! OOOH he’d have a low patience but he’d love endlessly and you already know that he would have a tooon of puns that he’d want to teach but would probably let u in on his recipes 

Who haunts me: Ten - TT I tried to find the gif of him being scared but what are the chances oml. Ten the dude who gets scared easily, is haunting me?? Anyways this gif is good for this situation I guess haha

My bf/gf: Jeno - What. are. the. chances. Boi I just wrote a break up scenario and I’m on my way to writing a real angsty part two and then I get this?? Anyways he’d make a hecka cute bf bc he’d be super cuddly and stuff(also I lost my patience tryna get this gif but I'm hella glad that I didn’t give up bc this gif is perf and hes really cute)

My ex: Seungkwan - haha my boo, oops my ex boo. Boi he’d hella salty but I feel like we’d still be gud friends but the number of sass would only increase haha

My best friend: Taeyong - ayyy he’d be super protective but he’s be super giggly especially with me bc everyone knows I got my jokes from grandpa Jin so I’d be well prepared lol but for real he’d be hella lit to hv a as bestie bc we could go from laughing n stuff to super sassy then bring it back to being cheesy bff’s

Proposed to me: Minhyuk - ok not gunna lie this kinda weird (but this gif perfect tho) buuut we can pretend that we’re going to the beach hehe no ok well like tell me how u gunna say no to this cutie and ud have a hecka cutesy relationship

My boss: Wheein- YASSSSSS! Oml I would never quit or do anything to fired bc like damn my ass would be on time everyday and would never leave with my queen as my boss. And lets be real Wheein’s the type of boss you would just fall in love with and then just keep falling in love with because she’d be super sweet

Random person I met at a bar: Yuta- yall can we just take a minute. You are at a bar (idk why u r bc drinking aint gud 4 u) and then u see this. Even if u just walked in you’d need to take a hot minute to compose yourself and then when u talk to him then you’d be like wtf he’s a dork but that’s the story of how u meet ur best friend

My rival: Wendy - why noo TT. (aint this gif just made for this lol) oooh this is a classic story of that one ex-best friend you just can’t talk about (bc like if u got Taeyong and Yuta as ur best friends now there’s bound to be some shit somewhere) and unfortunately you lost Wendy but you would still love each other bc one cannot have too many best friends

My first kiss: Hwasa- ayyy yess. Gif. on. point. Hwasa gunna set the bar hellla high so no one could ever top her kiss. And why does it feel like the kiss would happen during a dare at a party (ive never really been to like a hectic party so I don't speak from experience haha)

Get drunk and sing karaoke with: Dongwoon - umm yea, no one’s getting drunk (bc drinking is bad kids, come on now). Anywayys, you’d be tryna one up each other tryna hit them high notes and you'd win bc like his voice too deep to high them high high notes haha but it would be helllla lit and fun

Spend 7 minutes in heaven with: Chanyeol - is this real??? umm, who set this up bc like he’s my ult and I can't do this, my imagination’s gunna go some weird places so i’m just gunna leave with this line ‘u lovin the size’ haha jk I aint tht nasty lol but it yeol tho soo

Gives you your favorite dessert: Kyung - aww man I can just imagine him surprise u on a really bummy Friday night after getting dumped then he’d show up at your apartment with a box of warm pizza and some gooey brownies with some melting ice cream then you’d be kickin it watchin movies and stuff and it would be great

ooh man this is the best tag I've ever done hands down. ok not gunna lie my gif game was on point, it was sharper than some basic bitches’ ‘brow so yea  I just went through a roller coaster of emotions and it was all great so thanks mama again for the tag! 

Tagging: @artaehyung @sungardenhoseok @haechansgiggles @melaninminhyuk @j-jkook and @donghyuckstudies (and as always its optional)

[tinycl0ud]

Hi! I know this is a weird question to ask but if u dont mind me asking, how do u make a relationship work? I saw on ur story tt u have been with ur bf for almost 5 years and I was hoping u would have some advice because none of my relationships ever lasted.

man i could write essays on this but the short answer is: the both of you have to really commit, as in you can’t ever let breaking up be an option, especially when the going gets tough. it shouldn’t be an escape route for when you don’t want to confront problems or face criticism from someone you love. you gotta work things out. ofc this doesn’t apply to abusive relationships bc if your partner is abusive then please DUMP THEIR ASS but the problems i’m talking about are things that can be fixed if you were both willing to change for the better/ be more patient/ be less prideful.

[bwicblog]

AH: ⋛⋋ it ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ is ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ TIME!!! ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ https://youtu.be/Woeao_ZLlR8?t=31 ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ur welcome ⋌⋚

MN: thE fuck did .I just walk into

AH: ⋛⋋ magic. ⋌⋚

MN: that looks lEss likE magic and morE likE somEonE nEEds to lay off thE mEad

TT: shouldn'T you be busy (\/)rushing on your besT friend bird boy TT: lololoplololololololololo

AH: ⋛⋋ um???? excuse u???? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ i dont have a crush on caelon thats dumb ⋌⋚

TT: you TT: heard TT: me TT: nerd TT: bird

TT: youre dumb

AH: ⋛⋋ ur dumb >:v ⋌⋚

TT: no you

AH: ⋛⋋ also MN u wouldnt recognize magic if it was right in front of ur nose ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ http://taimatrolls.tumblr.com/post/139073378698/edward-glock40-hands-finally-this-meme-gets-an ⋌⋚

MN: .I. rEcognizE thE magic of intErnEt mEmEs

AA: omgggg, that shit is classic.

AH: ⋛⋋ hell yeah!!! ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ finally. ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ someone who understands tru beauty ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ;v; ⋌⋚

AA: y. only one flaw: therne's, like, zerno birnbs, dude.

AA: so lemme ftfy.

AA: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA

AH: ⋛⋋ dyhfcjfkg ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ lmao ron ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ like if u cry every time ⋌⋚

TC: Lemme smaaaaash

AH: ⋛⋋ no ron ;< ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ go find becky :/// ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ http://taimatrolls.tumblr.com/post/133649685023 ⋌⋚

TC: You wa~t sum fuk?

TT: This is The dumbesT sTuff ive seen and i've seen rikkin in person

AH: ⋛⋋ i guess u havent seen urself in the mirror lately then lmaooo ⋌⋚

TT: yeah i have and i am beauTiful

AH: ⋛⋋ (=v=) ⋌⋚

TT: even when i am asleep on sTarla's (\/)ou(\/)h i look fanTasTi(\/)

AH: ⋛⋋ so u dont mind if i post those snaps here then ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ (ov~) ⋌⋚

TT: i mean sure, i am jusT hoping ThaT you donT geT Too jealous

AH: ⋛⋋ why would i get jealous??????? ⋌⋚

TC: After~oo~ drama - ! love !t

TT: be(\/)ause i goT To be (\/)loser To sTarla Than you were able To geT To (\/)aelon duh

MN: oh .MY. god thE mEmE magic is too strong MN: no .I.m out .I. haVE to kick somEonEs ass byE

AH: ⋛⋋ ???? ⋌⋚

TC: OOOOOOHHHH

AH: ⋛⋋ what u cuddled her? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ big deal ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ive known her for sweeps n shes kinda cuddly to me too nerd lol ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ besides, why would i be jealous of u when i got a face like this just saying http://68.media.tumblr.com/40772c20bdf201449fb18ddc8d14d4de/tumblr_oatnerlI131sjachbo2_400.png ⋌⋚

TC: The gree~ o~e has a po!~t, they're adorable

AA: !!

AA: !!!!!!

TT: and i am adorable Too i am jusT Trying to find my phone

AA: omg, arne you the kid frnom the alley?? >:}

AH: ⋛⋋ (~vo) ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ... ok first of im not a kid just bc im short!! im almost 8 ⋌⋚

TC: A small l!ttle w!ggler

AH: ⋛⋋ second of all idk??? who r u??? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ur just jealous im younger but still more beautiful ⋌⋚

AA: i am supern fucking wounded you obvs did not google my shit. like, supern supern wounded. like, knife thrnough the pumpbiscuit wounded.

TT: http://i.imgur.com/PoQgD4B.png TT: yeah i am sorry buT There is more Than one horse in This (\/)uTe ra(\/)e okay TT: and i am in The lead

AH: ⋛⋋ ???? ⋌⋚

AA: ~// HELLO CITICINS!!! \~ AA: ~// THE SPARK IN THE NIGHT HAS RETURNED AGAIN!!! \~

AA: ~// (Hi! Who are all of you? :D) \~

TC: Who the fuck

AH: ⋛⋋ i still win taskur get lost bye ⋌⋚

AA: siparna!! duh. AA: unless yrn anothern fluff topped grneenie. in which case, _lmao._

AH: ⋛⋋ and uhhh??? i mean i meet a lot of ppl in the alley- ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ OH ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ITS U ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ :DDD :D :DD ⋌⋚

TT: hey (\/)an you guys shuT The fu(\/)k up and pay aTTenTion To me

AH: ⋛⋋ no ⋌⋚

AA: ~//I PAY ATTENTION WHEN I WANT TO PAY ATTENTION!!!\~

AH: ⋛⋋ and my name is rikkin uvu ⋌⋚

AA:~//Cool I'm Tallow :D \~

AA:~//Does anyone here like Supertroll\~

TT: i haTe all of you

AA: ~//Wildfire spots his newest archenemy\ ~ AA: ~// The likes of which can almost be compared to the aquatic atrocity \ ~

AA: see, i know a rmiccin, so I was like: nnnn that is T Ö T E S not the name, and AA: uH. >:}

AA: dnw, tt, i think the pupa likes you.

ID: let's pay even less attention to tt and pay attention to me.

TC: H! S!para

AA: ~//I'm not a pupa I'm 6 shut up\ ~

AH: ⋛⋋ omg ⋌⋚

TC: Go away Hadea~

ID: hmmm.... nah.

MD: Dude no that's still pupa age. AA: ~//Who asked you!!! >:C \ ~

AH: ⋛⋋ brb i gotta check on the food ⋌⋚

TT: ki(\/)ks dirT everywhere

TC: Gasps

AA: SDLKosdfhsdfkjf;sdf jldfskjlkjlkjlJ AA: sdlkjFSDLkAHAHAAHHHH AA: ~//THE VILLAIN HAS TRIED TO CUT OFF MY LINE TO MY ALLYS!!\ ~ AA: ~//THIS IS WHAT I MUST DEAL WITH IN MY HEROIC PURSUITS!!!\ ~ MD: Or you could try not playing dumb wriggler games in public chats MD: That works too

TT: (\/)hill

AA: arne we all rnoleplaying now?? AA: bc i'm outies, holy shit.

ID: as a guy wearing fairy wings right now.

TC: I roleplay that ! have a soda

ID: i can say you're all losers.

AA: ~//What \~ MD: What

TC: !s th!s how you do !t

AA: ... did you make a hat forn yrn lusus??

ID: no, asshole is getting enough love. people keep fucking feeding him.

AA: and n, n, you gotta say I DUMP THE CAN ON TC'S HEAD AA: duh.

ID: instead of me. it's a fucking travesty.

AA: they'rne feeding him and yrn not stealing the food??

AA: ~// Why are you a fairy? \ MD: Why are you wearing the wings in PUBLIC???

AA: wtf, it's like yrn not hungrny at all. f a K e.

ID: i don't eat hay sip.

ID: i'm fae as fuck right now.

ID: peeps keep asking me to make them wings though lol.

MD: Tallow I think we should lea:ve AA: ~// Why??? >:C \ MD: Because you're too little to hear about this AA: ~//AM NOT!!! \

TC: ! stop AA from dump!~g the ca~ o~ my head a~d the~ dump !t o~ the!r head

TC: Yay, we're roleplay!~g!

AA: ~// Wait what??? D: \ MD: Not you, dumbass.

AA: fucking success. see, we'rne prnos now. AA: beeteedubs, I totes meant TT. wtf all you peeps got TS for??

MD: Was any of that actual words.

TC: Do~'t make fu~ of S!para

MD: I'm not. MD: I'm asking what language Sipara is speaking.

ID: sip get to the faire already. =>:I

AD: oO hiiiii~ Oo

AD: oO it's looking very red in here today~ Oo

AA: I'm like an hourn out, fuck offffffff.

ID: red is best so.

AD: oO well red is very pretty so! Oo

AA: come out and fight these cullbait fucking drniverns so they'll stop drniving like they'rne petting theirn goddamn lusus with both hands, and, like, we will be therne S Ö Ö N E R. >:}

ID: tell them the fucking fairy prince will have their heads. =:P

AD: oO pfffft what Oo

AD: oO are you a fairy princess now Oo

ID: prince.

AA: n idk, ad, but you can lrnn2rnead orn stfungtfo, ikwim.

AA: >:P

AD: oO well i'd love to learn to read Oo AD: oO but i don't think you sound like a very good teacher! Oo

AD: oO but my sincere apologies for dishonoring the fairy prince Oo

AA: girnl, i am the best schoolfeed evern, soz. >:} AA: and yyy, good, will shout out abt the fairny prnince next time someone rnefuses to pass.

AA: strnike F E A RN in theirn H E A RN T S.

ID: on it.

AD: oO yes of course Oo AD: oO you cannot pass through this Oo AD: oO the court of the fairy prince Oo AD: oO who is really very scary! Oo

AD: oO may his sparkly powder sprinkles spell your demise Oo

ID: i feel like i'm being mocked. =:P

AD: oO of course not sir fae Oo

ID: good. because like. having fins is just as weird as having wings.

AD: oO hehe Oo AD: oO if you say so~ Oo

ID: totes did. is anyone here actually at the fair yet.

AA: phern is at the fairn alrneady, he got therne, like. yesternday?? AA: bc he does not believe in nornmal shit like S L E E P I N G.

AD: oO i just got here! Oo

ID: i'm having a hard time finding him. but then i haven't looked at a map. because stalls are distracting.

AA: his boytoy might be therne too, idefk. >:} uhh. prnobs the mossball.

AA: .. idk anyone else.

AA: call him!! AA: orn go chill with bubbles. strnangern dangern, whassat.

ID: i am having my stranger danger meter filled already, no bubbles needed.

SS: (I want it on record that texting and driving is, like, extra terrifying when its on a vehicle that definitely requires both hands to steer.) SS: (And on a totes unrelated note, I think Sipa might be anglin to kill us both! (\quq/) )

ID: what a way to go tho sip. i guesss i should call pheres. see what my getup is going to be.

AD: oO did you at least remember to wear your helmet Oo

TC: Psst Hadea~, what w!ll you be wear!~g there? ! wa~t to f!~d you so ! ca~ stuff po!so~ !vy dow~ your sh!rt

ID: that's implying i'll be wearing a shirt!

TC: Oh that makes th!~gs so much eas!er!

ID: =:P just enjoy the fucking faire and try to have fun for once.

ID: without hurting someone.

ID: you fucking weirdo.

TC: God ~o

AA: W E H A V E A R R I V E D.

ID: finally.

AA: don't sass me, brnah. therne was trnaffic. AA: and lal squalling in my flaps, A N D on my phone. AA: did you know he texted me to say, i was going2fast??

AA: like, stfu, stop starning at the speedometern and look at yrn damn phone. >:P

ID: i am all sass. i am the s a s s i e s t.

AA: n, soz, p surne that goes to prnisma.

ID: prisma isn't here to defend the crown so i rule. =>:P

AA: wherne you at, anyway?? AA: turns out i totes lied, btw, phern was off doing goth shit and not at his booth at A L L.

ID: no fucking wonder i couldn't find him. i'm at the shopping area.

SA: someone said my name.

SA: I woke up from my nap specifically becauseof this.

SA: I'm joking, my clairvoaynce is not that strong.

ID: are you at the fair yet?

AA: but is yrn clairavoyance??

AA: >:P

ID: i hope you didn't nap through your stop.

AA: .. how the fuck did you nap aftern drninking coffee??

AA: cappachino. w/e.

ID: maybe caffeine doesn't afect prisma too.

AA: i think he fell asleep again. so, like, obvs it doesn't. >:}

AA: orn else he needs to pourn morne down his chute.

SA: Sorry, I was unpacking. I am at my hotel now, actually.

SA: The caffiene only worked for so long.

SA: I will... change soon, and then I will go to the fair.

SA: Yes?

AA: yyyyyyyy.