#love u brownie town

[mysticalpineforest]

i really like when kit gets on tumblr for the first time in a few weeks cause then my whole feed is just everyone reblogging kit's stuff and then i get to the point where it was kit and i go "oh okay yes now i understand why theo was posting about jstor and rejoicing and trains all in one 2-hour period"

[totallybakedcake]

hihi!~ I saw you were accepting wind breaker requests and I would loveeee to hear your thoughts about how the furin boys (mainly suo, kiryu, and kaji) react to their s/o flirting with another guy to get the attention of their recently very busy boyfies? >< alternatively, would LOVE your thoughts on how the furin boys protect u from some creepy guys that won't stop bothering you at school (⌒▽⌒)☆

Such a cute request and I really really wanted to write windbreaker boys as overprotective. Seriously my favourite types of fics are where the female (specifically) is hurt and the male patches her up. My second favourite is overprotective male boyfriend/bestie. So specific and I can't find fics like these nowadays. My favorite windbreaker boys are Kaij, Suo and Kiryu<3

In their care

You have always been more of an 'it's whatever' person. If something or someone bothers you, you shrug it off and continue the day. Even if it sometimes gets serious, you prefer to get your boyfriend out of it and solve it on your own. Today was no different.

It was a regular day at school, just doing your work and then walking back home, when suddenly a group of guys stopped you. "Hey beautiful. Want to come with us? You can have all the fun you want." His awfully sweet tone made you worried, but footsteps were heard coming your way as they ran off without a second thought.

It was Kaji and his vice captains on patrol, just strolling through the town. "That serves them right, morons." Scoffing, you walked away.

It happened another day. You were just going home as the same guys tried to approach you, but again they went away as furin members were behind you.

Two times is a coincidence, but the third time is not. Those guys would show up every day now just to smirk and walk off. It was starting to make you worried and scared, so you thought it was finally time to tell it to your boyfriend.

I was walking with the brownies you had made and his friends, just thinking about the ways to tell him so that he does not snap. When you arrived, you took a deep breath before going inside.

"Hey Hayato." You called out but saw all the members of Furin training and really having fun with determination. "Hey Sunshine!" Umemiya called out to you with a big grin on his face, "We have started training days where we all train together and get stronger. Isn't it great?"

Suo spotted you and came to you with a smile. "Sunshine, what happened?" His gentle tone was usually honey to your ears, but today it felt different. You knew you couldn't disturb him when he was training so hard. "Uhm, it's nothing. I just wanted to visit you; that's it." He smiled at you before pulling you into a hug. Pulling away and giving him an excuse for extra homework was enough for him to not suspect you. You would tell him later that you must avoid those gangsters.

The next day, it finally broke.

As you were running to get home, being as sneaky as possible, a hand pulled into an alley as your head hit the floor.

"Who will you call this time? Those Furin boys, their patrol time is over, and our fun time is beginning." You cried as your knees bled, and they came closer to touch you.

Ouch, it hurt to fall to the floor again as your head started to bleed. "Gosh, Suo, just please come" was the only thought running through your head as you closed your eyes, preparing for the worst.

The hit never came as you slowly opened your eyes to find Suo just standing there, looking over at the guys who were beaten up badly. They were unconscious, but Suo didn't have a single scratch on himself.

He did not say anything but carefully picked you up in his arms. He wrapped a handkerchief around your head and knees temporarily. His expression went from deadly to calm; it was not the normal calm but something different.

You didn't even dare to speak a single word, just closing your eyes in his warm embrace, feeling safe and protective.

"I am glad you came." You tried to break the silence, but no response came. Sighing, you closed your eyes and almost immediately fell asleep in Suo's warm and safe embrace.

The next time you opened your eyes, it was in your shared bedroom. The lights were switched off as you were wrapped in a warm blanket.

" S-suo?" You called out to your boyfriend, who had some soup and snacks in a tray; he placed them down and sat next to you before saying, "I am sorry, Name, you should have come quicker."

He interweaved his fingers with yours before looking down. It made you feel upset for not telling him. As an apology, you cupped his face and closed your eyes.

Pulling him close, you kissed Suo gently. It was to reassure him that you were okay; everything was fine, and he should not worry about it.

"Suo, it's alright; just forget about it, okay? As a punishment, you are on dinner duty and cleaning duty for two weeks." He couldn't help but laugh before pulling you in for another kiss.

"I am fine with that."

Sorry, needed to make this a 3 part series

[f1nalboys]

Be My Valentine? - Bo Sinclair

Bo Sinclair x GN!Reader

WORD COUNT: 722

WARNINGS: none unless u want me to count sickly sweet love :3 maybe ooc bo bc he's being a nice silly sweet fella in this but its my writing and i decided he deserves to be happy so....sue me. not super proofread either <3

“Now what the hell is all this?” Bo’s voice pulls you from your haze of determination, looking up from the cookie you were currently icing. He stood in the doorway of the kitchen, mechanics suit half off, undershirt covered in sweat, watching you with both amusement and confusion. You glance around the room and give him a sheepish smile; you hadn’t realized how big of a mess you had made. The ingredients from the cookies, brownies, and icing were strewn over every available surface and, as you look down at the apron you were wearing (which was one you had bought Bo last time you had gone into town,) you realize you were as well.

Shrugging your shoulders you look back down at the last cookie, trying to finish it up. “Making Valentine's day desserts, what’s it look like?” He huffs and you bite back a smile as you hear him stomp towards you. He wasn’t mad; you’ve gotten good at knowing when Bo was upset with you and when he was cautiously curious. “Don’t look! I’m almost done with this, go have a brownie.”

“You made brownies?”

“Mhm, extra chocolate for Vincent and white chocolate drizzled for Les. Don’t touch those, eat the ones I have on the stove.” Bo lets out a soft ‘hmph!’ noise but follows your orders anyways, steering clear of the packaged brownies and cookies you had put to the side. “And be careful! They’re hot.”

“I kill people and you think imma be hurt by a brownie?” Bo questions, voice light, and you can hear the smile in it. It’s followed by an immediate hiss and the sound of the tap running. “Don’t fuckin’ say a word,” And his sheer conviction and knowledge that you do, in fact, want to say that you had told him has you giggling. It’s a snort and then another one, louder, and he’s sighing, and then you laugh again, harder and louder this time and then he’s joining in.

Two months ago Bo wouldn’t have been able to laugh at himself, would have taken your lightheartedness as a sign of you laughing at him, and would have thrown a fit. But now? Now he stands with you in the kitchen, his back to yours, laughing in the shared space. He can feel the love you have for him seep into his lungs with every intake of breath, can feel it under his fingertips when he turns around and squeezes your hips with his hand and pulls you into him in an attempt to calm himself from the laughing fit. 

He can feel it when you look back towards him and kiss him softly, far softer than he ever thought he deserved. 

He can see it when you pull away and look him in the eye with a small smile, when you don’t cringe away from his touch or his looks or his affection. Bo kisses you again and rests his head onto your shoulder. “So, what were ya’ doing that was soooo important?”

“This.” You pull your hand back and he snorts; it was a crude drawing of the two of you (stick figures holding hands, Bo’s having a blue hat, of course) done in icing with the words ‘be my val?’ written on it. You can feel his chest rumble with a small laugh. “Don’t laugh, I did my best! I was gonna write out ‘Be my Valentine?’ on individual cookies but I didn’t have enough so I took the biggest cookie off the tray and did this!”

“It’s beautiful, can’t believe I’m livin’ with a Monet.” Bro says with a smirk. “I mean, damn! Vinny’s gonna be out of a job!”

“Stooop!”

You push against him slightly, grinning, but he holds you tighter. Closer. “I love it.” His voice is soft in your ear and when you look over at him he’s staring down at the cookie, at the shakily-done drawing of you and he holding hands, and he’s letting himself smile. He’s letting himself be loved. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Bo. You didn’t answer my question, though.” He looks over at you with a raised eyebrow and you motion your head down at the cookie. “Be my Val?”

He breaks out into another smile and kisses you. “Of course I’ll be your Val, darlin’.”

[abiiors]

im back again!

could u try to do a thing where reader tries to attempt the gaslighting thing from tiktok on matty

- esp with the like "do you ever wish you were tall" or "have you ever thought of trying to make actual music", or something like that

maybe even confuse him abt if u actually are a thing or not to the point he gets extremely jealous n clingy

Look at him!!! He’s so soft and pretty, how am I supposed to be mean to him? 😭😭 But for you, I’m going to give this a try…

I hope you like it ❤️

Grouch

Can I come over later?

His text from a few hours ago is still fresh in your mind. The excitement about him coming over has since doubled, tripled because you have a plan forming in your head. 

An evil plan brewing more like…

You can’t help but laugh giddily as you put on your nicest dress possible, as you scour Pinterest for the best “sultry makeup inspo”. You can’t help but laugh as the doorbell rings. 

This has to be strategically executed, it absolutely needs to be perfect. You have to greet him exactly like usual, with a smile and a kiss.

He raises an eyebrow when he comes in, eyes you from head to toe appreciatively and then pulls you in for another kiss. 

‘You look gorgeous, baby…’

You blush, shyly say a thank you, but the confused look on his face is back. 

‘I thought we were just going to stay in today?’

‘Well…yea, we are. I just thought I’d go out with Nick after you’ve left?’ You deserve an Oscar for the performance you’ve been putting on so far or at least an Emmy. 

His eyes narrow at the mention of another man’s name. ‘Who’s Nick?’ he tries to be all cool and nonchalant but you can already see the cogs of his brain working overtime trying to place that name. 

Nothing’s going to occur to him, however. Because Nick isn’t a real person, he’s only a prompt for this prank. You let him mull that over in his head for a bit as you make your way to the kitchen. It doesn’t escape your notice how he follows you like a puppy. 

‘Oh, Nick?’ you try to look at him through innocent doe eyes.

‘Yea, do I know him?’

‘Oh well, I don’t know. He runs that bakery in town, remember? I always talk about how much I love their brownies,’ you prod on. Even sigh wistfully for dramatic effect. 

Matty, however, looks like he’s swallowed sour milk. 

‘And what are you doing with him?’ 

You shrug in response, turn around to grab some mugs from the shelf. You even make sure to stand on your toes to grab them from the highest shelf. It wouldn’t hurt if he sees how good your ass looks in these jeans…

‘He said the bakery was going to be closed today,’ you fiddle with the mugs, try to find the right ones, stall time so you won’t have to look at him during this part. ‘I asked him if he could teach me how to bake, so that’s what we’re doing today.’

You turn back to him and smile cheerfully. 

‘So is he teaching a class?’ he asks hopefully, ‘like with multiple other people?’

‘Oh, no,’ you smile excitedly, ‘this is a special one-on-one.’

‘A special one-on-one?’ his jaw hangs open slightly as if he can’t believe what you’re trying to imply. For a moment you wonder if you’re going too far but this is just starting to get funny.

You click your tongue, ‘you know what I mean…’

There’s a beat of silence when you’re both silent. He’s trying to figure out what to say and you’re trying to hold the laughter in.

‘Baby, I could teach you how to bake,’ he grumbles, ‘Fuck, youtube could teach you that.’

‘Yea but he’s a professional,’ you laugh and press a chaste little kiss to his cheek. ‘Besides, do you even know how to make brownies?’

‘It’s not like it’s rocket science,’ he rolls his eyes. ‘And what’s so good about this guy anyway?’ 

‘He’s French,’ you answer as if that explains everything. Matty can make of that whatever he wants to.

You turn around, put the kettle on and start walking away to get some snacks but he’s not about to let you… Not so fast.

In one smooth movement, he hooks two fingers in the back pocket of your jeans and pulls you flush against his chest.

‘I don’t know what you’re trying to pull but you didn’t seriously think you were going to a special session with this dickhead, did you?’

The possessiveness in his voice sends shivers down your spine and makes your mouth go dry. 

‘Especially not looking like that.’

His mouth hovers just above your ear and you know he felt that shiver just now. 

‘No?’ you try to sound confused but it just comes out breathy.

‘Yea, no French asshole is about to get one-on-one time with my girl,’ he declares. And just like that he’s back to being annoyed and huffy.

Your already-weakening resolve breaks instantly as you turn to hide your face in his chest and burst out into a fit of giggles. 

‘Oh god, you really…you really fell for it,’ you try to get the words out between giggles and he frowns. 

‘What do you mean?’

‘You,’ you jab a finger in his chest, ‘Matty Healy who is almost chronically online doesn’t know what a TikTok trend is?’

You look at his face, see him go through all five phases of grief at once. You can feel the tears running down your cheeks, smudging your eye makeup but his face is just too funny. 

‘You’re an asshole,’ he mutters but holds onto your waist just as tightly 

‘Grouch,’ you tease as you stand on your toes once again and start peppering kisses all over his face. ‘Would it help if I say the clothes and the makeup are for you?’

‘Whatever,’ he rolls his eyes, looks at a random spot on the wall but he hasn’t exactly pulled away from you. If anything, he’s leaning into them. 

‘And would it help if I say Nick’s not a real person?’

‘He’s not?’ Of course, that piques his interest but he’s quick to put the annoyed mask back in place, ‘I mean, yea sure. Why do I care?’

‘You really don’t care?’ you pout, press a feathery kiss on his jaw. To his credit, he manages not to close his eyes and sigh at the kiss. 

‘Are you mad at me?’ you look at him through your eyelashes and even make your lip wobble for the added effect. 

That’s the trick that does it. He stops focusing on the wall and looks back at you again. 

‘This is so unfair!’ he grumbles. ‘I can’t even stay mad at you.’

[dullahandyke]

ok hi im here to liveblog case 4 of tgaa. basically what happened was my phone died before i could start liveblogging this case so ive justbeen writing all my witty reactions ina notebook which i shall transcribe thusly. hope u appreciate that im having to read my own handwriting for this

ok hi i'm going pen + paper bcos lana gave up the ghost lols

also right from the start i'm interested in the title of 'adventure of the clouded kokoto' like i haven't reqad sherlock holmes so i'm prob not getting as much out of the case similarities as i could be but i know enough to know that ost of the titles have been loosely based on holmes stories so 'im interested in why this one in particular has a japanese word in the title

i do really like how vortex is handing out all the cases as opposed to ryuu finding them himself, it rlly gives the impression that vortex is powerful and one of their only connections so it makes him that much more intimidating

points... gregson spotted... with his famed chips... he's so mecore (just finished supper chips)

gregson racism moment

susato's conversation magicks r so awesome... who needs spirit channeling when you know how allists work

susato protects al women with susato toss... ily

gregson the one to tell us about reaper of the bailey myth...

love susato's sholmesposting... no. 1 admin on fanwiki

snowman :)

not ryuu giving his commentary on 'the bicycle fad' :sob: we need to bring him to the 21st century and have him run a twitter account reacting to fads such as coffee and nerf guns

...ryunosuke have you walked on stilts and fallen into a river

also susato riding ryuu around on a little bike... so cutes

foggy london town title drop

also someones gonna fucking die on the crystal tower

YES SYSATO THROW STONES AT THE COP CAR... crime queen

damn acab... anyway prison time. idr who the defendant is

oh its soseki innit

god they really did meow meow him

CAN'T EXAMINE THE CELL BOOO... oh the days of examining the guard ever time u came in just in case

i do like soseki's grustrated sprite ut's v shaped

can't talk to people he's just like me fr...

unrelated but god i would kill for some chocolate biscuits rn. was bubbles not atop me i'd be making 10pm brownies yet she is so i shan't disturb her

also love how ryuu's constantly mumbling his internal monologue. go king talk to yourself!

SOSEKI CALLING HIMSELF A SOPPING WET KITTEN :sob:

oh is this the defendan't elegy theme? its rlly nice

[totally-femme]

OMG IF UR COMFORTABLE TELLING HOW DID IT HAPPEN???

OMG TY 4 ASKING!!!!! i didn’t wanna talk too much abt it in case y’all didn’t care but since u askedddd >:33 gonna put it under da cut cuz it’s super long i’m srry idk how 2 tell stories short

basically i went 2 dis sapphic night at a bar w my older sister n it was lowkey kinda lame so we were planning on going 2 an after hours once it was over but while we were outside so my sister could smoke dis girl came out w her friend n complimented my hair. n like at first it was all very platonic cutesy “i love your hair it’s amazing i always have to compliment curly hair” cuz her hair was also curly but then we stood out there 4 a WHILE n started chatting n she eventually started flirting w me. she was a fem so when she started flirting i told her i’m only rlly into butches/studs/mascs but i can potentially get down w fems n then she was like “baby i’m a top” n i was like “oh rlly? :3” n ig she kinda took dat as her in cuz she asked 2 kiss me a little while later but i said no bc my sister was literally right there n i could tell dis girl wanted 2 FUCK me. she was like SUPER forward n rlly dominant (in a good way i liked it) so she was just like “that’s fine you can kiss me later we have all night” cuz her n her friend decided 2 join in on mine n my sisters after hours plans. i was like cold outside but her n my sister were still smoking so i was like “i’m gonna go inside” n she was like “give me a little kiss on the cheek before you go” n so i did >///<

da sapphic night at da bar ends n we end up making our way 2 da after hours n da whole time she’s talking sm game 2 me tryna make me all blushy n nervous (she was succeeding). we get 2 da afters n i’m like dead sober atp but she’s still buzzed n my older sister n da girls friend took molly 2gether so they were on their own shit but da afters didn’t serve any alcohol!!!!! we went in n it wasn’t bad i was just wayyyy too sober 2 b enjoying it so we were like “let’s go to this other bar that serves til 4am then we can come back here since they’re open til 10am” so we uber 2 dis other bar n it’s CLOSEDDDDD??? on a saturday night in da gayest part of town at 3am????????? so atp we’re all annoyed cuz we had 2 pay $30 cash + $5 coatcheck EACH 2 even get into da afters n now we’ve come 2 a bar dat’s CLOSED so wut do we do??? well da girl who was flirting w me saves da day she’s like “ykw i live in the area let’s just go to my place and drink then go back to the afters” so we all agree on dat n then take another uber 2 her place

atp my poor introverted sister is not feeling da molly enuff n just wants 2 go home but she still came 2 da girls apartment just so she’d know exactly where i was. so we get up 2 her apartment n realize her roommate is home so we have 2 b quiet n my sister goes home so now it’s just me n da girl n her friend. she told me 2 keep on my boots bc i was saying they’re super annoying 2 untie n retie so she was like “it’s fine just keep them on, if you take them off we’ll never go back out” so i kept em on. even tho i felt so bad cuz da little heel was clacking on da floors n i didn’t wanna wake up her roommate i was tiptoeing around da whole apartment💔 she also gave me one of her hoodies cuz i was complaining abt how cold it was in her apartment cuz my outfit was slutty n tiny

anyways she’s still a lil buzzed n her friend is on molly so they just pour a drink 4 me n then pull out dis tray of brownies so we can have a little snack but then as we’re eating them they rmmbr da friend’s italian mother had made pasta but he had left it in da car n she was like “i will literally pay you to go down and get it that sounds SO good rn”. n i will b honest in da moment i rlly thought she just wanted pasta but in retrospect i’m realizing she sent her friend away n he was in on it cuz there’s no way it takes like 30 mins 2 get one single item from ur car dat’s in da parking garage of da building we’re in😭

so her friend leaves 2 go get da pasta n me n her move from her kitchen 2 her couch n we’re just talking while i sip on my little drink. n listen i’m usually da one dat’s making ppl nervous but she was SO dominant i literally couldn’t even look at her cuz of how nervous (in a good way ofc) she was making me. but bc i’m stubborn n kind of a brat i refused 2 just let her have me right away so i’d already been kinda making her chase me n make her intentions clear all night n i kept refusing 2 look at her n stuff while we were on her couch cuz like shut up if i’m not da one making u nervous i at LEAST have 2 play hard 2 get. n she entertained it 4 like 15-20 mins but then just cut da shit n was like “listen he’s gonna be back up in a little bit and i wanna kiss you before he gets here. can i?” n THEN i was like “hehe yeah :33” n so she started kissing me n it wasn’t super aggressive or anything like it was tame enuff dat i could keep my glasses on without them bein too in da way but it was still like deep hot kisses

i was sitting perched a little awkward (cuz again i was still wearing boots n i didn’t wanna get them on her furniture) which was unintentionally putting distance between us so she like gently pushed me back n lowered me down so i was laying on her couch n then she climbed on top of me n hiked my legs up over her hips n kept kissing me. we made out like dat 4 a bit n she started feeling me up n unzipped da hoodie she’d given me 2 wear n pulled my top down (it was a skimpy little cropped tube top btw it didn’t take much effort 2 move it) n started kissing down my neck n chest n sucking on my tits.. n THEN!! we heard da fucking key in da door so she got off me n i pulled my top back up n we just sat next 2 each other giggling n welcoming her friend back in :3

he OBVIOUSLY knew wut was happening n we rlly weren’t tryna hide it cuz she had been very forward n outwardly openly trying 2 kiss (read: fuck) me all night (even while my sister was still there like please😭) so nobody was shocked nobody was tryna pretend shit didn’t happen we just didn’t want him 2 see my tits n her defiling me dat’s all

so then we kinda go back 2 just bein normal. i sip on my little drink, they heat up da pasta (yes da pasta was real it just definitely didn’t take 30 mins 2 retrieve dat’s all), i go pee, etc. i come back out n then she starts FEEDING ME!!! it was so cute i felt like her baby like she was twirling it around da fork 4 me n hovering a hand under my chin while i took da mouthful n she gave me water too :3 i rlly hadn’t drank much but she was making sure i was fed AND hydrated ^_^

as all dis is happening her friend is on his phone texting ppl n wutnot n then he’s like “some of my friends are at this gay bathhouse nearby, i’m gonna go meet up with them”… GIRL👀 as soon as he said dat my little slutty ass bent down n started untying my boots bc i KNEWWWW i would not b going out again 4 da rest of da night😭 they went back n forth a bit abt him being safe n who he was going out w n all dat but ultimately he did end up going out so then it was just me n her alone

after he left we moved back 2 her couch n she brought me a blanket cuz i was still cold even with her hoodie n now dat i didn’t have boots on i was curled up in da corner of da couch. eventually she like leaned in n we started kissing again n dis time it was a LOT heavier. i stopped her like 10 seconds in just 2 take off my glasses cuz i was like these r just gonna get in da way. once i took them off she was like all over me again she was on top n my legs were wrapped around her again n she was feeling me up. after a while of dat she was like “tell me what you want” n i got all shy i was like “i dunno” n she was like “wdym you don’t know? do you want me to keep kissing you?” n i was like “yeah <33” n pulled her back in. after a bit more kissing she was like “listen, this isn’t even me tryna make a move, it would just be more comfortable. do you wanna move to my bed?” n i was like “oh shut up. that’s NOT making a move?” n then she got all in my face n got her lips near mine n went “no. anything i’d do to you in there i’d do to you out here” all sexy n i was like😳🫣🫠

then i remembered her roommate was home n i was ummm yeah ok maybe we shouldn’t stay out here💀 but before we got up i got a little nervous even tho she told me she was a top so i was like “ok wait before we go i just need to confirm that it’s ok with you that i’m a stone bottom. like i don’t top AT ALL. i’m a pillow princess, i don’t reciprocate, i don’t give head, i don’t use my fingers, none of it. are you SURE that’s ok?” n she was SO reassuring she was like “yes that’s fine! i’m a top, i don’t need you to do anything to me. i wanna do what you wanna do, whatever feels good” n then i STILL asked “are you SURE?” n then after she reassured me one more time we actually got up n went 2 her bedroom >:3

[aster-wires]

tysm for the tag @marwhoa !! i wanna get to know u better 2 !!

(i am starting a new one because the other is pretty long)

rules: tag (10) people you want to get to know better ! (i dont know that many people)

tagging: @yulin-chu @tempons @just-spoopy-ghost @undead-livs + anyone else who sees this :,)

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Relationship Status:

crushing on someone ! i’m making moves though and i’m 99.9% sure they like me back

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Fav Color:

nooo don’t make me choose :,) i love pink though it is so girlie pop to me

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Three Fav Foods:

carbonara, filipino spaghetti, andddd not a food but triple choco brownies

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Song Stuck In My Head:

,,,rich flex by drake and 21 savage (21 can you do something fah me ☺️🤞)

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Last Song I Listened To:

party monster by the weeknd, fuck boy songs go way too hard

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Last Thing I Googled:

how to bless food, i was panicking and forgot how to say grace

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Dream Trip:

probably to paris or to europe in general ! but i’d love to go to china as well. i say paris purely for la galerie dior and the dbh exhibit there.

︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. Anything I really Want Right Now:

to run away to the pacific northwest and live my dream life in a lake house in a tight nit town working as a bookshelf restocker

or the ability to travel into my fav medias, since i NEED that escapism

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[suzy-queued]

Tag Game Wednesday (on a Thursday)

Thanks for the tags, @look-i-love-u @energievie

Choose a fandom: Our Flag Means Death

How did you first hear about it?: Advertising from HBO, probably.

Do you own any merch?: Nope, but I hope to make some soon!

What thing involving this fandom do you think non fans would be surprised to hear?: That it's not as silly as it seems on the outside. Okay, yes, it's very silly, and the actors are having such a good time. But it's also a rich character study, and every person on the show has depth and a complete personality. It goes to really dark places and doesn't hold back from exploring very real angst.

Favourite character?: I am absolutely enamored with Stede and Ed, but casting them aside, I love Frenchie with all my heart.

In 5 words explain why they're your fave: adaptable, survivor, sane, adorable, engaging

Choose another fandom: Shameless

What's your least favourite thing about the source material?: That they lost track of who the characters are in the later seasons. It feels like the writers were making parody versions of everyone.

Favourite ship: Gallavich!

Best fanfic: I'm sure a lot of people pick this, but it's a classic for a reason. The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher

Describe the vibe of the fandom in 5 words: talented, friendly, supportive, tight, giving

What's your name backwards?: aneed

Tell me how old you are the way a three year old might: I'm old but not old-old

What is your favourite ice cream?: Dairy isn't my friend. But have you ever tried chocolate sorbet? It's like a brownie in a bowl. So rich and luscious.

Tell me something you wish more people knew about you: That I have a really cool job building websites for publishers and authors. I work with some amazing people and am really proud of the company I've built.

Where is home for you?: In the mountains in a small town with my husband, two kids, and 4 pets

If you could be an anthropomorphized stuffed animal, what stuffie would you want to be?: This stuffed fox that has lived on my dresser for 20 years.

The move you wish everyone would watch: Safety Not Guaranteed. It is so me. The humor, the heart, the weirdness.

What makes you really emotional lately?: My sons, who every day show me what amazing humans they are.

Are you okay?: Yeah, I think I am. Life is filled with ups and downs, and there will always be something to complain about. But this is why we have each other!

I'm late, so consider yourself tagged!

[lesbicosmos]

2, 7, 13 & 27 for the ask game :D

absbfhshdb ty eight!! i swear i get a serotonin boost every time i get a notif from u

2. thoughts on veganism?

it's cool, not for me tho (mostly because i have sensory issues when it comes to food texture and a bunch of my safe foods are animal product based, also i love cheese too much lmao)

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

i haven't been to an aquarium in yearssss but i rly love seahorses i think they're so cool (also fun fact i slept under one of those glass shark tunnels at the sea life centre on a brownies camp thing once)

13. first thing you're doing in the purge

id like to think id go out and do illegal stuff but if im honest id probably be too terrified to leave my house and id just lock myself in and watch netflix or something 😭

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

i have two and they're fairly different styles

green jumper i got from a charity shop with these really cool patchwork dungarees from the crystal shop in my town and doc martens

black turtleneck and ripped black jeans, with this really cool magnus archives-esque spiderweb button up shirt i got in the halloween section at a supermarket last year lmao

[obsoleteozymandias]

HIIIIIII, I'm xi and my pronouns are she/they and I'm open to anyone and everyone for a stardew/marvel matchup<<33

I'm 5'3 I have browny-gingery straight hair, and I'm Asian. I like football, motorsports, Taylor Swift, maisie peters, kpop, makeup and shopping<33

i'm dyslexic. my current obsession is the brown sugar summer fridays. my favorite f1 team is Redbull and my favourite football team is the bills or the Eagles.

I'm allergic to too much UV exposure so I'm addicted to sunscreen. I play piano and guitar but I have still rlly small hands. I swim and used to do tennis and karate. I love math, especially functions.

I'm an introvert but still very loud and outgoing, I DONT have a filter (like at all), which i a bit iffy cuz I have a doctorate in yappology and a master's in not shutting up. my mbti is istp and I can come off as a bitch or kinda mean until u know me.

i've been told by a lot of people that I'm rlly funny but i just like to use humor so no one takes things too seriously cuz im scared of messing up.

I'm an only child and I do admit I do kinda get what I want but I try to not ask for stuff cuz I i know ill get it.

tyyyyyyy<<<33333

👍

== Stardew Valley ==>

I match you up with…

Abigail

She thinks you’re the baddest b in town. 

Your interests and lack of shits given result in her idolizing you in a way. She wants to live the life you’re living, but also wants you, period. 

If you ever do her makeup, she will be absolutely thrilled. She’s done it on her own a few times, but when you get close to her face and gently apply some eyeshadow or foundation, she’s a blushing but contented mess. 

Also, when you show her any karate you can do, she’s so impressed that she starts asking you to teach her. 

As a couple, you two are a menace to society. Pierre is none too thrilled about your shared rebellious streak, but he can see that deep down you and his daughter care for one another, and that’s all he can ask for. 

Once Abigail gets to know you, her opinions don’t change at all. Regardless of your fears of messing up or your tendency to talk a lot, she loves all of that, and she’s a massive fan of every part of you. 

== Marvel ==>

I match you up with…

Sam Wilson

Sam isn’t intimidated by your attitude, by which I mean he isn’t afraid of getting close to you. He’s the first one to get past your supposed meanness and realize that you’re just a very passionate and outspoken person. 

Even if you two have clashing teams, watching football with him is always a fun time, and you two spend the entire game bickering affecitonately. 

He often asks you to spar with him hand-to-hand, and regardless of how the match ends, he’s always flustered by your abilities, and just a smimdge more in love with you than he was before. 

He laughs wholeheartedly at your jokes, but can also tell when you’re insecure or covering up. When he sees that in you, he doesn’t hesitate to wrap his arms around you and tell you that it’s alright. Maybe give you some kisses for extra reassurance. 

He’s surprisingly a big fan of your talkative nature. He enjoys late evenings where you talk and he can simply be himself a listen. You’ll catch him staring at you lovingly mid-tirade, stopping you in your tracks and flustering you to no end.

[dragonmoder]

Myla giggles at your question, and helps herself to some of the golem before answering.

"Well, I am a cow-girl. Being big and soft and milky is pretty natural for us, so I was pretty chubby even before I discovered my love of baking. After that, well..." She takes your hand, and gently presses it against one of her huge thighs. She's so soft!

"Squish." She smiles at you, blushing again.

"Though, I must admit, my body isn't quite 100% natural. After I started dabbling in spellcraft, I thought it would be fun to make my breasts even larger and milkier. It worked like a charm - except that I couldn't figure out to reverse it, haha."

She fills up your glass once more, then helps you finish off the last few chunks of golem.

"They really are quite tasty, it's a shame they went feral... Maybe I should try something smaller, next time. Brownie brownies, perhaps?"

((I made Myla up on a whim, but I'm tempted to start a blog for her now, lmao ))

"brownie brownies? that's a great idea!!"

Bubbie tries to contain her excitement about the idea of much more manageable little brownie creatures running around, on top of the wordplay being pretty damn great. She starts wiggling around and - oof, ah, right. The stomach.

"aaanyways, i think it might be time for me to - u-URP - head out. i'll make sure to swing by if i find any golems or, um, if i feel like it! and hey, maybe you could try starting a milk business?"

It takes a bit of effort to heft her cake-filled body up and back onto her feet, but soon she's managed to get upright, huffing and panting as she stabilizes herself. That's... a hell of a lot of cake, enough that she's having trouble keeping herself walking. Maybe going back to the town is a good idea? But also... she's still got another slime core...

[ilovekazuhaa]

I love your writing! Could i request hc on being the youngest child of julieta? Pls

How it would be like being Julieta’s youngest child!!

hii! tysm that really means a lot <33 and ofc i’ve been waiting for a request like this! i hope u like what i came up with :))

also, there is a Colombian dish mentioned. If I used it in the wrong context or anything, let me know! I am hispanic, just not Colombian so I don’t know very much about their dishes lol

Part 2 > Part 3

Literally the best mom ever

WOULD GIVE YOU THE SOFTEST AND WARMEST HUGS

Would always ask about how your day went after she picked you up from school.

Helped you with homework whenever you needed.

Packed you the best food for lunch. Everyone was jealous.

“Ay te amo cosa linda!” her voice echoed through the hallways of your house as she pulled you in for an embrace and gave you a big kiss on the cheek.

Would always take you to your favorite places, and loved to watch your face light up at the sight of it.

If you had any bullies, trust me she’d get Pepa to take care of them. With one look from Julieta, Pepa knew and answered “On it sis” as she walked out the door.

Always getting cuddles! No, no, no, you were never getting away.

Every night before bed, she’d tell you amazing stories about your big sisters Isabela, Luisa, and Mirabel.

She always loved watching you bond with your sisters. It was the cutest thing to her, really.

You and Mirabel were tied for who gets the most kisses and cuddles in a day, your mama was always busy at work loving her children.

Sometimes she’d let you make requests for dinner, making absolutely whatever you wanted. “Julieta, why are there brownies as a side dish for the Bandeja paisa?!?!” Abuela exclaimed.

This is Bandeja paisa:

You typically requested desserts for dinner, but she only told you she’d make them if you pinky promised to eat all of your food.

She would always give you little spoons of the food she was making, seeking your approval first before anyone else’s. You are her most important guest after all.

You were always with her, even going with her to her stand in town watching her heal people. It always fascinated you, watching people coming in with a variety of injuries and watching her heal them just like that.

You always hoped that when you turned 5, you would get a gift like hers.

Every so often, she’d drop everything she was doing at the stand, giving you a hug, or some food.

“Can I have an extra kiss mi vida?” she said as she knelt down to your level and tapped her finger on her cheek “For good luck.”

Taught you how to tie your shoes. She was so proud of you for a week after you learned. “Look, my sweet Y/N learned how to tie their shoes!”

She always loved hearing your stories, even if they didn’t make any sense. “Wait, so how did he fly if he didn’t have any wings???”

Would constantly tell you how amazing you are, listing all of your best qualities and how happy they make her.

“You burn so brightly, mi corazón. Never forget that.”

Encouraged you to try things out at least once before you claimed you didn’t like them.

When she’d crouch down to your level, she would let you touch her face, naming each of her features. “Eyes. Nose. Mouth.”

Tickle attacks would come out of nowhere, you never saw them coming.

You’d often ask her questions like “What’s the meaning of life? Why is the sky blue? How was I born?” She always had an answer for every question, except the ones that weren’t appropriate for children. For those kinds of questions she’d say “You’ll find out when you’re older, promise.” This was usually followed by a hand squeeze.

She’d sing to you every time you were crying, immediately lifting your spirits. Her voice managed to always calm you down, it was so comforting.

Every night she would tuck you in, singing to you in the nursery. Sometimes Mirabel joined in. You loved it.

“Love you mami.” “I love you, my perfect baby.” she said, pulling you in for a hug. She was so warm. You loved your mama more than anyone else in this world.

“I can’t wait to grow up and be like you mama.” “No, I can’t wait for you grow up and become you, mi cosa linda.”

[eyrieofsynapses]

Redemption Panel Highlights and Reactions

GATORS

i.e., Beth Riesgraf and Christian Kane (mostly Beth) talking about filming the scenes in (what I presume is) The Rollin’ on the River Job, where they’re pulling some stuff out of the water, and finding out the next day that there was an absolutely massive alligator pulled out of the same place just a little while after they filmed it

Beth’s impression of the wildlife folks warning them about the alligators

Beth scaring the hell out of Noah Wyle by yelling “GATOR” at him just after he finished his scene

seriously that was an absolutely WILD part of the panel

Everyone showering Aleyse Shannon with literally all the love!

Aldis Hodge in particular big-brothering her, and also the older actors calling her out for not giving herself enough credit, and Dean Devlin talking about how she blew him away at the auditions with her ability to turn on a dime

Seeing Kane with his glasses off wiping at his eyes, momentarily thinking “you okay dude?” and then realizing that he was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes

(same)

The The Bucket Job clip! I’ve been a bit meh on a lot of Redemption, just in how it didn’t feel quite right, but that is possibly the absolute closest I’ve seen it get to the original in the best way. Brilliant

Which comes as no surprise since BETH RIESGRAF directed the episode!!! And apparently put an insane amount of effort in!

Beth’s utter delight and joy at both directing the episode and having the crew behind her

THE CHAIR

So apparently she and Christian went to town on the fight scene and he winds up tied up in a chair somewhere along the line and there’s a whole wild scene, which I am really looking forward to

Beth knowing how insanely particular he’d be about things like zip ties vs rope and what kind of rope e.t.c. e.t.c.

Apparently this is also tied into a VERY DEEP scene with Eliot? It sounds like they’re going to go super hard on his backstory, which is terrifyingly exciting

Just. Beth and Christian going very hard on that episode together

Speaking of: the panel’s going amazingly, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts, things are relatively light, and then, of fucking course—

Kane hitting us over the head about Eliot being a mass murderer who can’t be redeemed, is trying to stay static so that he can maintain the place he’s in, and is thus LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HARRY

What the FUCK. This is of course incredibly insightful and perfectly on point (because it’s Kane) but also, EXCUSE ME, OUCH, why would you DO THAT to us?

Everyone talking about having their families on set and their kids!

Beth’s son growing up on the original Leverage set and now going into being a director himself!

Gina’s daughter also growing up on set!

Noah Wyle’s daughter is playing Harry’s daughter I REPEAT NOAH WYLE’S ACTUAL DAUGHTER IS PLAYING AS HARRY’S DAUGHTER

Gina Bellman remaining relatively stoic throughout much of the panel (seriously, this woman, how the heck does she do it) and then losing it when they’re asked about running/inside jokes

A lot of them are, of course, apparently not appropriate to be spoken on-panel

(A lot of the others are the little inside ones that are special enough not to be ones they want to share, which is sweet!)

Everyone collectively losing it over having LeVar Burton on for The Bucket Job

Devlin and everyone laughing about collecting the various Star Trek people on Leverage

Beth talking about Burton coming over while she’s getting ready and asking her if she’s living on coffee and water, her laughing because he was absolutely right, and then him gently reminding her to remember to eat, which is the sweetest thing in the world oh my gods

Kane apparently choreographing an intense scene with Burton and being scared out of his mind, because Burton really wanted to go for it, but to Kane it was like he’s a figurine that’s not to be messed with because he was so worried about hurting him

Kane choreographing a massive amount of the show, which I knew already, but seriously, this guy blows me away

Gina and the crew talking about how he’d be away for a day of shooting a fight and all of them would be missing him and thinking about him

Family Vibes

Everyone talking about how they’re very noisy and loud together on set and it’s a bit like walking into a group of people having Christmas dinner (or something to that effect) because they’re just Like That together

Aleyse being the most surprised by Beth when she met her because she was like a little angel of light during the auditions but turned out to be an absolute ball of wild energy on set

Gina going “wait you were a MODEL” at Beth

Aldis talking about how much he loved how Parker and Hardison’s relationship had developed and grown!

Also, Aldis apologizing when the New York (iirc) background noise got loud and everyone going “no no we get you”

His outfit is ON POINT today

Gina saying that Christian is the goofiest and wildest out of them in terms of humor

(she goes “some of you may not know this,” which, fair, but also, if you’ve seen more than ten minutes of this guy outside of character you know he’s an absolute ball of sunshine)

Gina, Beth, and Christian talking about how they’d challenge each other to stay off sweets back on the original set, because they knew they needed to stay in shape and also just because they’re competitive (apparently all of them are major sweet tooths) and hide brownies and things from each other, while Aldis is just. doing pushups. eating all the healthy stuff. and then wanders into the room with a literal cupful of chocolates

(and Aldis going “well yeah I have to work off the sweets SOMEHOW”)

Beth explaining that sometimes they’d order a “Kane burrito” from Christian and he’d alter it slightly

Like, you know, chopping up hot jalapenos super fine and mixing them in, and Beth practically not being able to talk after the first bite

Apparently Aldis still went back a lot even after that

(Christian just seems very pleased with himself over it)

(THESE PEOPLE)

Gina goes “hey we should have an episode where we all swap roles,” Devlin going “WAIT FOR SEASON ONE TO BE DONE,” and then somebody (maybe the moderator?? I don’t remember exactly) going “uh actually. We did that”

Cue immediate scramble of “WAIT WHICH JOB WAS THAT”

(paraphrasing) “Yeah you remember the bit where you put on Parker’s harness and went off a building?”

Turns out half the cast had actually forgotten that that existed and only remember when reminded

The original cast all think of the episodes as “jobs”!!!!

Everyone talking over each other, Devlin going “it was with Sterling when we blew up the offices,” deciding that it was the season one finale, and then trying to figure out what episode title it was (eventually they figure out it’s the David jobs)

Moderator and Devlin accurately commenting that the fans know the show much better than they do

Noah Wyle very correctly explaining how Electric Entertainment is like a family and Devlin just. Keeps people

Aleyse and Aldis talking about typing when they’re hacking and going “WHAT THE HECK DO WE TYPE”

Aldis goes “yeah I just type all the bad words that we’re not allowed to say”

Aleyse saying that she’s always a little worried they’re hiding a Word document behind the blue screen and they’re going to pull up what she’s typing at the end of the day and print it out and put it in her trailer going “what the HECK is this”

Noah talking about filming The Golf Job and just getting to direct Jason Marsters and Christian together

Apparently their dynamic in that episode accurately mirrors the one with their characters in Angel!

Which promptly goes straight to the comment that it was very hard to make Marsters look like a golfer (pfft)

(Also apparently Christian plays golf for fun with his friends? Not necessarily something I would’ve thought of!)

Aleyse happily talking about how she loved the dynamic on set and it was very different from what she was used to

Also Aleyse talking about doing stunts and everyone else praising her for going whole hog

Beth especially praising her for the bit where she’s hit with the paralysis injection (I don’t remember which ep it’s from) and her acting for it, because it was incredibly hard to drop off screen in the particular way she did

Aleyse promptly answers that she was terrified with some of those, especially one where she had to keep a clock from falling and breaking

Everyone discussing how they see a new aspect of Breanna’s character in The Train Job

Also, to get serious for a moment, Kate Rorick in particular talks about how Breanna’s part of Gen Z and how we didn’t get the “days of yore” where everything was chill. We’ve basically been living in a world of hostility the whole time. It’s something I deeply appreciate, as someone who’s part of that group, and I love how they emphasize that for us.

This panel was pure chaos and I loved every moment of it! My stomach was actually hurting from laughing so hard, I swear. They had me cackling well over half the time. I would happily take panels double or triple the length of this, this was amazing. I also adore how the second you drop these six people in a room together, they immediately take off and literally just run and give you everything you wanted and more. (It is also evidently very hard to get them to STOP talking.)

I’m also just going to stop and take a second to fawn over the effects for the 3D room. It’s gorgeous—I love how they replicated the headquarters, especially with the stained glass ceilings! Super impressive, especially with all the photos, and I just love the whole thing. Kudos to whoever put that together.

Anyway, I’m definitely missing some stuff too; seriously, there wasn’t a second wasted in this thing, they were cracking some kind of joke or dropping some really interesting piece of information practically every thirty seconds. (And I haven’t even gotten into the clips OR the bloopers. I miiiight do a separate reaction purely for those.) It’s still up right now if you missed it and you want to watch it! I’ll probably watch it again, honestly.

[starr-fall-knight-rise]

HASO, “Milkshake.”

You guys seem to be enjoying it, so here is some more fluff with Eris .

Hope you enjoy!

Eris sat on the couch in the living room; the TV was on, but she wasn’t really paying attention as her eyes kept drifting towards the front window which looked out on the front lawn and the street beyond that. Jim was sitting across the room for her and Martha was working on another clothing pattern for Eris. She had really latched onto the idea of making clothing that was comfortable for her, which Eris appreciated immensely though she wasn’t sure if she'd be confident in wearing them.

People would think she was weird.

She glanced out the window again, hoping to see a car pull up.

He said he would be here today sometime in the afternoon. She knew it was only 11, but she desperately wanted to see him again despite her nerves and her continual feeling of isolation. Why did she care about this man so much? Yes he had saved her life, yes he had provided half of her DNA, but no, he hadn’t chosen to have her, no she hadn’t grow up the normal way with him as a father figure, and no he still wasn’t really in her life.

He was a busy man.

He was important.

And what was she to get in the way of that? 

Nothing, that was the answer. He was big, important and successful, and she was a violation of his privacy.

These thoughts rolled around in her head as she sat on that couch. She knew the vast majority of them were irrational, made by her own mind to make herself feel inadequate, but she just couldn’t push the thoughts away. She wondered when she had turned into this person, someone who wondered about their adequacy and worried about their appearance. Once upon a time she remembered being powerful and terrifying to the people who had wronged her and her little family.

She remembered being confident in what she was doing.

Perhaps it was the loss of her goals and purpose that had driven her to this.

Once the others started getting adopted and brought into new families her work had grown less and less, and she became obsolete and lost in a universe that was vast and unknowable. The others were being taken care of, but no one had returned for her.

No one had seemed to consider that she was just like the others.

She had been created against her will and had never been given time to grow up.

With all the responsibility of other people’s thoughts in her head.

What was she doing?

It was only then that a sudden thought from Jim jogged her from her spiraling self doubt. With his human hearing, he could make out a car pulling into the driveway. She quickly got to her feet and turned to look at the window as the car stopped and the door opened.

Her heart jumped in her chest as Adam stepped out into the early morning sun. He was a little different than she remembered. He stood straighter and held his head higher. He still wore the eye patch she remembered and still had the same messy hair, but there was something about him that changed in the months since she had last seen him.

Behind him, a large blue shape exited the vehicle as well and stepped onto the pavement.

It was him, Sunny, the little doctor named krill, and Adam’s dog.

The dog’s mind was very very strange, driven by impulses and instincts as she snuffled around in the grass, but when she turned back to look at Adam, there was such an intense feeling of love and admiration, Eris had to pull away.

Adam rubbed the dog’s ears and walked up towards the house as the other two followed behind.

Martha got up to grab the door and Jim turned in his seat.

The door opened, and the group of them stepped inside, waffles, the dog, running in to greet Jim, who she had an unusual affinity for.

Martha hugged Adam tight, “So good to see you.” She pulled back hands to his arms, patting them with a frown on her face, “You’ve been working out.”

He smiled slightly, “Thank the Neo-Spartans for that.”

He reached over and shook his father’s hand, as his arms were busy with the pile of dog that had scooted her way halfway onto his lap, “Looking good.”

He nodded to Sunny who stood behind Adam, “I heard about your Sainthood. Congratulations. That’s a big accomplishment.”

Eris felt the pride radiating from Sunny as she lifted her head into the air, “Thank you Jim.”

Martha nodded, “You’ve come along way since we first met.” She gave sunny a hug too 

Martha’s thoughts, once cold towards Sunny had warmed up over the past year. A small part of her even began to see Sunny as another daughter, thought that was the fact about Martha Eris had come to notice. She tended to adopt any little lonely thing she happened to meet; even the little doctor who walked in last.

She smiled, “Dr. Krill I see you haven’t died of complications relating to stress yet.”

The Vrul’s antenna twitched a little and he hummed his amusement, “Not for all of your son’s trying.” Despite how calm the little creature seemed, Eris could see in his head as a myriad of emotions flew through him. He thought that this place was a complete death trap, and had to constantly remind himself that humans were more durable than they looked.

In a way she thought it was kind of cute that he would worry about his companions so much.

Then Adam’s eyes turned to her.

She tried not to listen in on his thoughts, really tried. She didn’t like to pry into people’s minds. A lot of people didn’t like that when they knew what she could do, but she couldn’t help as the flood of strange emotions came pouring from the man’s head. He was a little different than other humans, he had a lot going on in there, and his thoughts and Emotions hit him hard and fast.

What did she expect.

Anger

Bitterness 

Betrayal 

annoyance 

She was invading his privacy, injecting herself into a family she had never been invited into. WOuld he resent her for that? 

But instead she felt.

Excitement.

and...

Nervousness?

What did he have to be nervous about.

The man walked over, and to her surprise picked her up into a crushing hug lifting her feet completely off the floor. She marveled for a moment at how strong he was, forgetting that humans tended to be on the strong side, second only to drev. He set her down smiling, and she felt a jenuine well of happiness wash over her tinted slightly with guilt, though he did a good job at keeping that to the back of his mind.

“You know what, I think you’ve gotten taller.”

She smiled, “Or you’ve gotten shorter.”

He laughed, “That is a complete possibility.” She continued to smile as he patted his chest, “I am getting old after all.” He looked over towards Jim, “Aging like my old man.”

“Shut up.” Jim harumphed, “I can still kick your ass.”

Martha frowned, “Are you implying that I am old Adam.”

He turned to smile at her, “Not a day past 21 mother.”

Martha crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow, “Someone is looking for brownie points.”

“That depends, did you make brownies?”

She rolled her eyes, “No, I did not make brownies.”

He frowned.

“But I did muffins.”

“Score.” He said flopping down on the couch next to Eris as Krill floated to sit in the chair next to Jim.

The two of them watched the game, Jim seeming to enjoy Krill grimacing at every play and screaming at the TV for letting the humans knock each other out. He especially seemed to enjoy the medical descriptions of all the horrible issues they were probably having from all of that running into each other.

“So, how are you liking earth.” Adam asked, draping one of his large arms over her shoulders. Eris was struck with how nice the gesture felt and looked up at him, his head tilted to the side.

She smiled slightly, “I like it, it’s so warm and bright, and you have good food.”

“You can eat human food huh?”

She smiled and nodded, “We haven’t tried everything yet, but I really like strawberry ice cream.”

He snorted, “Lord she developed David’s poor taste in cold flavored delectables.” 

For a moment she worried she had really upset him but was soon proven wrong when she could tell he was just teasing her, “So how are you a herbivore or a carnivore.”

Eris felt herself blanch a little bit. If her blood had been more visible through her marble Starborn skin, she might have gone pale.

“I uh…. I haven’t tried eating….. An animal yet.” She shivered at the thought. How could she? How could she eat something that used to be alive?

He smiled seeing the look on her face3, “Don’t worry, no one is going to force you too, though I dare say meat is good, your probably won’t regret trying it at least once.”

From across the room she could hear dr. Krill’s thoughts. He was more similar to a plant than he was to an animal, and the thought of consuming something that was living also baffled him, Though a part of him admired how “metal” It sounded. Eris frowned as she looked at the little doctor.

She had red the mind of Vrul before.

They had been strange to her, very alien in their processes, but Krill.

Well she might have thought he was just a very strange human had she not been able to see him.

The humanizing phenomenon perhaps>?

She couldn't be sure.

“So Eris, how about my offer from earlier, how would you like to go see where I grew up.”

She turned to look at Adam, who was staring at her expectantly. 

She shuffled her feet awkwardly, “I would like that.”

“I will show you all the great and wonderful places I got beaten up. It will be a grand time.” She looked inside to see that he was just joking again. He did have some bad memories associated with the town, though the vast majority of them were good. She could see and feel the vibrant joy of fireworks and colorful parades as they passed through his memory. She could see cold calm lakes and feel wind blowing through the forest.

She nodded.

Martha turned to look at Sunny, “I’d like to keep you and Krill behind tomorrow if you don’t mind.”

Sunny looked up from here she was staring intently at the TV yelling over Jim’s shoulder at the reff who, to her, had made a very poor call.

“Of course, what do you need us for?”

“Alternative clothing designs for aliens. I think there is a large untapped market, and I want to see what I can do with it.”’

Adam grinned across the room at sunny, “Ah, she has finally roped you into being one of her guinea pigs. Enjoy.”

“Adam was such a good little guinea pig, and looked so good in a dress.”

Adam snorted and waved a hand, “I rocked the regency period as I have said before and so I shall say again.”

Eris leaned her head against Adam’s side as she listened to the ongoing banter between the group of people.

She tried not to pry but couldn’t help soak up the memories that popped to the surface of his head. Warm sunlight through an open window, the sound of a sprinkler, and the yell of children’s voices in the distance.

For a moment she became jealous of it before hiding that away in the back of her head.

THere was no use resenting others for something that wouldn’t change.

She would make the best of what she had.

That night, Eris slept in the same room as Sunny, whose memories were remarkably less pleasant than Adam’s, while Adam got his old room back. He would have shared with Krill, though Krill didn’t sleep, and spent most of the night watching late night television, which he found both strange and haunting in ways he wasn’t so sure was good.

She drifted in and out.

She wasn’[t entirely sure if her sleeping patterns were normal. She needed to recharge like the humans did, but seemed to go into a trance rather than into real sleeping. She dreamed, but hose dreams were more hallucinations which appeared about the room around her. Occasionally, she learned that she was able to share the dreams of others, and so took a ride along with Adam as he was joyfully able to fly without the need for a jet or a jetpack.

The feeling was so vivid she jolted awake when it was all over, sure she was going to find herself hurtling through the air.

That morning they had muffins, which melted in her mouth and made her insides growl. They weren’t as vocal as human innards, but apparently the smell of the muffins woke something deep within her.

Sunny was presented with a bowl of dandelions Jim had picked from the backyard that morning.

He was a little nervous that it might seem rude or degrading, but Sunny definitely seemed to appreciate the gesture. Krill didn’t need anything other than a glass of water, though Martha opened the curtain on the back sliding door to let in the early morning sun.

It fell across both her and krill, and her body hummed with its energy.

Adam stood and turned to look at his father when breakfast was over, “Can I borrow the car keys.”

Jim looked over at him skeptically, “You… drive… I don’t know about that.”

Adam frowned, “Oh come on, I fly spaceships for a living.”

Jim snorted, “yet, somehow every time you get in a vehicle that has wheels on it, you turn into my granny with a led foot.”

“Promise I will be safe.”

Eris smiled,  his memories reminding him of all the jokes about being a bad driver .

Jim just rested his hand on his forehead and looked at Eris, “Lord knows I have never known a man with such poor command of motor vehicles. Ans you see if have seen this boy fly a jet in formation with seven other jets four feet apart and his hands are rock steady, but put him in a car, and he overcorrects into the ditch.”

Adam frowned, “That was my FIRST time driving.”

Jim finally relinquished the keys to him, “take the car, it’s an automatic. Everyone knows you shake her brains out if you tried to take the truck.”

Adam grumbled and took the keys, “Its the 41st century dad why do you even still need a stick shift.”

He crossed his arms, “If we are ever attacked by an EMP burst, that car is the only thing that is still going to be running, now get out of here.”

Eris followed Adam out the door, her little black cloak swishing behind her.. She hadn’t wanted to wear anything to obvious yet, so martha had grudgingly decided to at least make her something that looked better than her old ratty sweatshirt. It was a short cloak thing with a hood, and she thought it looked kind of nice,   though she kept the hood low over her face. Adam slid into the driver’s seat of the car and Eris got into the other seat clipping on her seatbelt as he turned and began backing out of the driveway.

They jolted a bit as he moved into first and he glanced over at her, “Don’t tell my dad.”

She smiled somewhat as he inched forward and then began to pick up speed. The look of concentration on his face, and the white knuckles of his hands almost made her laugh. She could see him flying in his memories.

But for a man who loved to fly, he sure hated to drive.

“I’ll show you around the two first, than we can get lunch and after that we will find places to get out of the car and take a look around. Does that sound good?”

She nodded, though she wouldn’t have argued with him if he wanted to ride in circles all day. It was nice being here with him. Since they had last met his thoughts had calmed down significantly.

In the back of the car, his dog waffles sneezed and then rested her chin on the console.

Eris looked sideways at her sensing that the animal was looking for attention. She reached out a nervous hand and stroked the dog’s ears. In the back seat her tail thumped against the upholstery, and she grumbled happily.

“And out your right side of the window is the local high school  or what I like to call the department of corrections against happiness. Eris winced, there was a lot of thought coming out of that building, and none of it very pleasant.

“Thank goodness I only went there for like a year.” he grinned, “I was flying planes after that.” He tapped his chin, “I can never decide if it counts as me dropping out of high school or graduating early, or transferring schools.” he shrugged and kept going, “That’s the middle school on the left, arguably just as bad as the high school but with younger people, and right next to that is the elementary school.”

“So many?”

He shrugged, “Yeah I have no idea why they do it this way, but that’s the way it has been done for a very long time.”

Eris had obviously never gone to school. She didn’t really need to.

She could know anything she wanted to know as long as someone else around her knew it. She could read and write and do math well enough. It was a little harder with muscle memory as that wasn’t something she could read. So, while she knew how to make most of the clothes that Martha could make, she might not be so good with a sewing machine.

“That’s the park. I used to like climbing up to the top of that tree in the middle, and down over there is the drive in movie theater. It’s one of the only ones left in this country, kind of more for nostalgia than anything..” he was able to lift his hand rom the steering wheel and point over at something else, “You have the grocery store over there and then that parking lot is where all the redneck kids used to go to get drunk.”

Eris leaned forward feeding off the memories those strange places gave him. He showed her little hidden spots down by the rivers where his brothers and him used to go swim. He showed her places of significance for the town, and even those locations where he had been sure he had seen an alien. The thought made her smile considering he had one in his car now.

Eventually he turned away and pulled into a small diner on the edge of the town.

He looked over at her, “Best place to eat in town, I know it doesn’t look like much, but trust me get yourself a milkshake at the very least.”

She nodded and nervously got out of the car with him, walking by his side as he made his way across the parking lot and to the little building. A bell dinged as they walked in,  and she found only a few people sitting inside this time of day. The two of them seated themselves at a booth and Eris looked around,

It wasn’t like the many other buildings Eris had seen. It was old with a checkered floor pattern, and red upholstered bar stools. All of it looked new enough and clean enough, though something about it just felt old.

There was a jukebox playing music in the corner, something that had been obsolete for almost two thousand years. No wonder Adam and Martha liked this place. Martha with her doctorate degree in the information age, and Adam with his obsession over turn of the century rock music.

They were greeted just then by a pleasant faced portly little woman with grey hair.

Hermemory was a vibrant one.

She had worked here for a very long time, a sweet southern bell moved up from the south and married to a man in town. She had worked at this diner for over three decades and seen everything that passed through. Adam remembered her as someone who had been a fixture of the town, and his memories were pleasant.

When he had been alone and hurting, he had come here just to be in a safe environment, and this woman had had pity on him and made him a milkshake for free before sitting and talking with him when her shift would allow.

He smiled up at her and she lit up in surprise.

“Why if it isn’t sweet little Adam!” She looked him up and down, “Not so little anymore, lord it was only yesterday you and your brothers were in here causing trouble.”

He smiled, “And you angela, looking as beautiful as the day I met you.:

She snorted and waved a hand, “Oh stop, I’m old and wrinkly.”

“Old, you don’t look a day over twenty five.”

She laughed again, “Your flattery won’t work here dear. I know you have a penthouse on the moon.”

He snapped his fingers, “Pity.”

She turned her head to look at Eris, “And who is your friend.”

He looked across the table, “I uh, this is Eris.” Eris hunkered down in her hood a bit, “She’s my…. Daughter?”

Angela looked skeptical, “Boy i’ve never seen you look at a woman sideways, so forgive me if I don’t believe you.”

Adam smiled a bit ruefully, “Well it’s complicated.

Eris slowly raised her eyes towards the woman’s curiosity and as soon as Angela saw her face she put a hand over her heart and held up a hand, “Lord have mercy!” Eris braced herself for the disparaging thoughts, but instead the woman sat down next to her, “Why dear, why don’t you take off that hood and show us your pretty face.” There we go, and look at that long gorgeous black hair. You know them fancy modeling places in the city might just eat you up.”

She turned to look at Adam, “Aliens? Really?”

“She was grown from my DNA, but…..” He paused mulling something over before deciding to speak.

“But I WAS dating a different alien for a while.”

Angela did not seem surprised.

“For a while? Something went wrong?”

“I screwed it up.” he sighed, “Still trying to see if I can get back in her good graces, but who knows.”

Angela just smiled and shook her head, “You were never going to be normal, Adam, but not that that’s a bad thin.: She stood and looked down at Eris, “What can I get for you.”

Eris cleared her throat and in a small voice, “A milkshake””

Adam nodded up at her, “Strawberry, that’s her favorite.”

She nodded, “And your usual?” 

“Yes please.”

She smiled at them and walked off with a pleasant wave. When she came back Eris learned he was right about their milkshakes. It was so good and filled her mouth with just enough flavor. He polished off a milkshake and a Hamburger, and Eris really had no idea where iit all went. He was a black hole when it came to food.

Angela gave him a hug on his way out, and even spared one for Eris before commenting on her hair again, which Eris would have blushed at if she could blush.

Afterwards he took her just a little out of town to the top of a tall hill. On this hill there was a tree and a tire swing with a picnic table. Clouds rolled lazily over the sun as he sat down in the grass and she sat next to him. She could hear dogs barking in the distance, and somewhere the elementary school was out for recess.

Adam closed his eyes and leaned back in the grass.

“Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my love for space that I forget just how much I love Earth.” He sighed and the two of them could smell freshly mowed grass and pine trees.

She lay back with him.

“I was thinking about maybe staying here with your parents for a while.”

“Your grandparents.” he corrected eyes still closed.

She felt her heart beat faster, “Yeah, if they’re ok with that.”

“I don’t see why not. Mom always liked having someone around to help her with her projects. She uses dad when she can and he suffers silently for her, but I think she'd enjoy your company.”

“You do?” Eris wondered 

“Well I don’t see how she couldn't. I enjoy your company.”

She felt a thrill through her insides.

He turned to look at her, “I AM sorry I can’t be…. more. “ his words didn’t say as much as his thoughts could, and it were those  that helped her understand what he really meant. He would offer to take her in any day of the week, but that would mean her being alone more often than not while he was away, and he didn’ want to do that to her. 

He thought she deserved better.

She wouldn’t argue with him about that, for she understood his reasoning and sentiment and tended to agree.

Both of them knew that his parents were a pretty great idea.

She could be happy here

[sgmwesters]

╰ ❛ 💉 — › kate walsh. cis woman. she/her. . ╯ have you met addison montgomery yet ? this forty four year old virgo has been living in the seattle area for ??? years. she makes a living as a neonatal surgeon and obgyn, which is best suited for their pragmatic, analytical, impulsive, and emotional personality. truth hurts by lizzo is one of their favorite songs, and they’re written by em, 26, gmt, she/her, no triggers

B A S I C   I N F O R M A T I O N

full name: addison adrianne forbes montgomery.

nickname(s): too many too include, but will answer to ‘satan’.

age: forty four (44).

date of birth: 28 august 1977, virgo.

hometown: new haven, connecticut.

current location: seattle, washington.

ethnicity: caucasian.

nationality: american.

gender: cis female.

pronouns: she/her.

orientation: hahahahahaha.

religion: athiest.

political affiliation: let’s not talk about politics.

occupation: neonatal surgeon, obgyn, all around mega star. 

living arrangements: swanky house.

language(s) spoken: english, some spanish.

accent: none.

P H Y S I C A L    A P P E A R A N C E

face claim: kate walsh.

hair color: we love a red head.

eye color: blue.

height: 5 ft 8.

weight: none of ur business.

build: slim.

tattoos: none.

piercings: ears, only once.

clothing style: sophisticated is the word that comes to mind.

usual expression: tries to be something warm but there’s definitely a resting bitch face.

distinguishing characteristics: she’s addison montgomery is that not enough?

H E A L T H

physical ailments: none.

neurological conditions: none.

allergies: wasps and bees.

sleeping habits: fluctuates.

eating habits: you know what she eats quite well actually.

exercise habits: fluctuates.

emotional stability: is mark sloan nearby cos that does make a difference.

sociability: warm.

body temperature: cool.

addictions: none.

drug use: none.

alcohol use: wine is important. 

P E R S O N A L I T Y

positive traits: pragmatic, analytical.

negative traits: impulsive, emotional.

fears: losing it all.

F A V O U R I T E S

weather: enjoys the snow (skiing), but for day to day she likes it dry and warm.

colour: at the moment, olive green.

music: alexa, play a feel good tune volume seven.

movies: loves a romcom.

sport: no thanks x

beverage: wine.

food: a chocolate brownie as a treat.

animal: bunnies –– had one growing up.

H E A D C A N O N S

it’s no surprise, that being born and raised in connecticut with a father who calls himself the captain and a mother called bizzy, that addison lived on the wealthy side of the town, alongside brother archer. 

growing up, addison would come to learn about her father’s indiscretions, and the affairs that he was having behind her mother’s back. for many years these influenced her opinion of him, causing tensions between the two. she would come to learn as an adult that it was actually her mother who had an affair first, one that went on for several years, and her father was just levelling the playing field. after all, they had to keep up appearances to the outside world, even if things weren’t working behind closed doors.

the girl who was once a band geek did exactly what was expected of her, as was the family tradition, and went to yale university. she left behind some of the tough times her family had been through, things she’d come to know, and focussed hard enough for her to go on to be accepted into colombia’s medical programme. 

colombia was where the pieces of addison’s life started to fall into place. she met derek shepherd, naomi and sam bennett, and mark sloan. she’d found her people, the ones she’d come to care the most about, at least over the course of the following years.

addison and derek were that couple. even in med school, everyone knew who they were and how well suited they were for one another. it was no surprise to anyone when derek proposed, and their wedding was everything you’d have expected to be.

they were the ones with the seemingly perfect life, the careers to match, and a lifestyle that most would be envious of. they were successful, driven, and didn’t want for anything. at least not the outside world. their marriage, in truth, hadn’t been perfect. 

by the time their marriage hit the ten year mark, cracks had well and truly started to develop. being drawn in by their work meant that there was seldom any time for one another, and when there was time, addison felt as though she wasn’t getting the same level of effort from her husband as she wanted to put into their marriage. this took it’s toll, and ultimately culminated in addison sleeping with mark sloan, their long time friend and derek’s best friend.

for a brief period, in the time where derek first moved to seattle, addison and mark began something more of a relationship, and not just the brief fling that derek had walked in on. during this time addison fell pregnant with mark’s baby, but did not go through with the pregnancy. she terminated, and instead answered richard webber’s call for her to go to seattle also.

derek and addison made an effort to try and work on their relationship, despite his clear feelings for meredith grey, but these efforts ultimately ended in failure –– especially given the addition of mark sloan to the seattle population.

despite her and derek’s divorce, addison felt settled within seattle. this was aided by sam and naomi opening a practice within the city, at which addison was able to work and support. it gave her a sense of normality and purpose, finding her footing within her life once again.

with naomi being a fertility specialist, and addison finally feeling as though she might be in a place to start a family of her own, she began looking into methods that she might be able to obtain this. however, addison found out that her egg count was incredibly though, and therefore highly unlikely that she would be able to have a child of her own.

addison struggled with this news for a while, particularly given her line of work, but is slowly coming to terms with it, thanks to the supportive network that she has around her.

n.b. –– i can’t try and weave timelines in any more i’m so confused time isn’t real she’s in seattle at the practice and kinda at the hospital ig but we all know and love her so here she is. 

W A N T E D    C O N N E C T I O N S / P L O T S

all of them because we ♥︎ addison adrianne forbes montgomery.

[panncakes]

alright since i can watch the episode right away imma liveblog;

- idk it seem to me that tan should’ve immediately killed pued right then and there 🤷‍♀️;

- lets go gays!! lets go break into cars and get that very important evidence back!! and YES baby gays!! acab!! i love these idiots!!

- the discarded burned chicken; d r a g h i m doctor bun; i hate them so much these stupid disasters alskdkdj;

- mist date! mist date! mist date! tan said ‘i’m going to distract you from still being the shadiest mf by taking you on a date and flirt with you’ and bun said ‘well it’s worked so far why change things now :))’

- (shameless tan apologist moment but is him ignoring his mafia half brother in favor of spending time with bun an indication of tan’s shifting loyalty?? maybe. do i tell myself this because i am a big sap who can’t handle the truth?? definitely)

- no but honestly who the fuck is dam; is it tan??

- doctor bun finally connecting the dots about the watches; what a babe i’m sorry for calling you dumb; i mean you definitely are but you still get browny points;

- absolute height of comedy that doctor bun is warning sorowit that he should stay away from his shady dressed in black boyfriend who is definitely somehow involved in whatever is going on when he sleeps next to tan every night; amazing;

- the fact that it’s the potential killer of pat and not inspector m going through the laptop is something i’m going to file for later because right now we are getting some rung information and i’m excited;

- i TOLD you the spa was going to be important; also i wonder how they knew pat was going to sell you the evidence rung when only you knew about it... hmmm... sure can’t think of any reason why that would be the case.......

- inspector m quit your job and team up with bun challenge!! they need your braincells!! look at them!!

- i CANNOT believe the laptop is in there turns out the inspector also has no use of his braincells; all these men are pretty and dumb as shit no wonder the kids have to step up and solve things;

- i also absolutely love tan going ‘omg babe is this your first crime? why’s your phone on??’

- i HATE them i CANNOT with them being so horny about getting away with the DUMBEST plan that they are going to be too distracted to look at the laptop and instead just bone; it’s exactly what i expected they would do and i respect them for it because honestly same;

- f u c k; why is it so tender;

- i don’t know what to say honestly;

- doctor bunn went; ‘we didn’t find any new clues but we did get so worked up about doing crimes together that we finally had sex so idk doesn’t seem like a wasted exercise to me’

- stop. trusting. the. shadiest. people. in. town. bun.

- these two idiots have the weirdest foreplay is2g