#love that you called him a cute sheep boy btw

[enbysiriusblack]

i’m going through a remus withdrawal, PLEASE ramble about the cute sheep boy

ofc anon <33

he's superrrr terrified of commitment. runs from it. feel like in all the relationships he's had, he'd have tried to break it off from the get go & struggled with like allowing the relationship to actually develop/calling them girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. also thinks he's not good enough for literally everyone (dating or friendship wise, its the same dilemma)

knows absolutely nothing about pop culture. ik a lot of people see him as teaching the marauders muggle pop culture and stuff, but honestly that man thinks like jelly roll morton, frank sinatra, louis armstrong, bing crosby, etc. are the pinnacle of music and the only shows he knows is doctor who and the news. he loves his jazz & blues music, which are literally all just his parent's records fr.

grew up in a tiny village in wales. he spent his childhood playing alone in the woods, helping his parents with chores, helping his neighbour with farming, playing with his neighbour's sheep and sheepdog, and reading his dad's old books.

one of his fav hobbies is knitting, but he's great at fixing clothes in general & this is w big reason i think he and mary would actually be friends. hope taught remus how to knit and sew and fix his clothes and then he meets mary who wants to be fashion designer so ofc they're gonna hit it off. also he'd def get made fun of for fixing all the holes in his clothes with muggle sewing instead of magic.

i think james & sirius weren't as rude/insulting to remus as they were to peter (and sirius with james lowkey...) as they did feel bad for him. <- not just with being a werewolf but with being made fun of by other students (and peeves), whereas peter wasn't really. so like james & sirius were more protective of remus & tended to treat him kinder (at least a little), especially since like remus was much more outwardly insecure about himself.

i love remus who studies all the time to catch up his friends 🫶🫶 like he's so average otherwise, i fear. has to study a lot to get higher marks. but also studies a lot & wants those higher marks as he feel he needs to prove himself, prove he deserves to go to this school.

he wouldn't ever tell his friends off for anything (again, playing into him feeling very insecure & not really having many friends), he'd be scared of losing james, sirius, and peter if he did speak up about disagreeing with what they were doing. so instead he just gives like a. disapproving gaze that he assumes they won't see (they do & they know he dissaproves of what they're doing). and it's kinda the same even as a prefect with other people, he never really takes points away or tells anyone off. just lets people get away with whatever.

i also feel like he can be snarky and sarcastic and stuff. however he doesn't usually allow himself to say that kinda stuff. but as he's friends with the marauders for longer, he does alone with them & then as an adult kinda grows the confidence to actually say it to people's faces (but again. it's still a very snarky/sarcastic 'i'm not outwardly insulting you wdym' way)

his favourite subjects are dada, history, and herbology 🫶🫶

[bizarrelittlemew]

okay. i just watched the movie Snakeskin (2001). i bought a physical dvd in the year of our lord 2024 because Taika has 6.5 minutes of screentime in it. and now i'm sitting here trying to process wtf i just watched asjdhfdjsk so here are the highlights (thank you Meow @blakbonnet for going through this experience with me)

first of all, enjoy these screenshots from the trailer (i'm still not sure if they're mandatory disclaimers?):

...but say yes to snake imagery, because there will be a lot of it

we are definitely in 2001. this is extremely apparent throughout the whole movie. but especially from this girl's hair

Taika's character (Nelson) and his girlfriend (Daisy, pictured above) drive around in a repurposed ice cream truck and sell drugs btw. it's called Mr. Trippy.

main character Alice (Melanie Lynskey) is a huge fan of ✨America✨. her best friend is in love with her but she only wants Bad Boys. also said friend's name is Johnny but it's actually Craig

ALSO Craig-slash-Johnny is played by Dean O'Gorman (Fili)??!?!?!?

their hobby is to drive around picking up hitchhikers but only those who look not boring

enter The American. this guy is the most American you have ever seen. americans wish they could be as American as this guy. no one else has ever Americaned harder.

as you can see, i'm not lying. he even says "howdy ma'am" so we're convinced he is a real American

three skinheads are after The American because he stole their drugs (i think). he also stole drugs from Nelson and Daisy, who now owe money and/or drugs to their boss, who also has beef with The American for reasons i'm still not totally sure of

The American not only steals drugs and money, he also has a real gun(!!!) and fucks pretty much everyone?

"darlin'. u gotta earn the raaaiht. ter wear snakeskins 😎"

oh my god the sunglasses emoji just reminded me of the fucking sunglasses oh no i'm not sure i can do this akjsdhjsk this will make sense later i promise

do not learn gun safety from this movie

at one point, there is a whole lotta sheep. we are, after all, in Aotearoa New Zealand. and ok this had the cutest moment of Taika yelling "SHEEPY" out of a car

there's a scene where uhm. uhhh no not gonna describe this i think but. yeah fair warning this movie has some period-typical homophobia let's just say 💀 this is the live reaction:

MOVING ON

if you enjoy the 2000s aesthetic of "look how edgy we are doing drugs" *colorful-haired people on couches in dark club* *echo-y laugh* *hallucinations* *it's mushrooms look it's mushrooms we're doing psychedelics* then this is the movie for you my friend

oh and Alice also did acid at some point while being very "i've totally done drugs before" about it (((doubt)))

GIRL GET UP FROM THAT DIRTY BATHROOM FLOOR

[New Zealand accent] "wow. six and acid." yes she is living all her american dreams as you can see

by nighttime, all three cars (main characters, mr. trippy, and the nazimobile) and the motorcycle (mr. drug boss) have made it pretty far up the mountain, it seems. cute moment between mr. drug boss and nelson. look how :D he is!

but you know a movie with Taika in it needs to have a father figure talk down to him so he gets very 🥺 right after this

lots of shit goes down (i won't spoil too much if by any chance you still want to watch this) and it turns out that the older skinhead guy is the best actor in the movie??

and NOW things get weird

Craig and The American have so much beef by now that they decide to solve it by russian roulette

Alice's reaction to this is something like "ugh, you guys are crazy, i can't watch this 🙄"

like she just walks away?? GIRL THEY'RE AIMING A REAL GUN AT EACH OTHER

she keeps COMPLETELY UNDERREACTING TO WHAT IS HAPPENING like (spoilers from now on) CRAIG IS SHOT AND KILLED and she doesn't even run over and she doesn't even say anything to The American?? WHO SHOT HIM???? he's just standing there??

and then. AND THEN.

ok this is where i fully lost it for several minutes and missed half the following scene. i was fucking HOWLING like actually crying with laughter, i couldn't see or breathe and my partner got worried ksjdhfdjsk ok so here's what happens

they're in the car. craig is obviously very dead. alice is kinda in denial i guess. The American tells her to shut his eyes and she's like why? BECAUSE HE DEAD GIRL!! but she doesn't, she doesn't shut his eyes, no, this is what she does instead

I COULD BARELY MAKE THIS GIF BECAUSE I KEPT LAUGHING TO THE POINT OF TEARS

NOT THE SUNGLASSES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THE UNTAPPED MEME POTENTIAL HERE IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

ANYWAY shortly after this we hear one of the funniest lines in the movie (and it's not even about the shooting and killing of Craig):

"fuck, Seth! this isn't fucking America, you can't just go around shooting everybody!"

oh yeah The American does have a name and it's Seth

i'll just post a few chat screenshots for the next part because i can't really describe it, i promise we're almost at the end

after some incredible visual effects™️, we end with Return of the Sunglasses (and me scaring my cats away because i was sobbing again)

i haven't even really talked about Taika's scenes much (the reason i watched this in the first place) because the ending took me OUT and honestly he is maybe the most normal person in this whole movie. one review (from the trailer) wrote this:

and yeah that may honestly be the best way to describe it. 10/10 movie watching experience, highly recommend. thank you for coming to my snek talk

[virtualdoggostuff]

i humbly request a favorite character + their hobbids/things you associate with them/what they do. basically, yap to me

Oh you have no idea what youve unleashed have you?(/hj),but anyways Do you mind if I mention multiple characters from multiple different things? It's usually hard for me to pick one favourite from anything also imma put one of these things,here so then it doesn't get too long

Fandom: Bsd (Bungo stray dogs)

Character: Edgar Allen Poe (Or Poe)

He has a Raccoon called Karl that follows him around and he's so cute :3

Oh and in bsd characters have these special powers which are called "Abilities" and his ability is that he can put anyone into any novel he makes and its so cool (I wish I had his ability tbhh) he's good friends/rivals (they aren't actually rivals,he acts like a fanboy more or less lol) witha character called Ranpo! (I'll talk about him too cus I love him)

I love him,he's so cool anaigshshsshbfshsgr he's my boy/pos.

I wanna hug him. <3

This is what he looks like btw

(I fuckin love Karl in this image he looks like a curious silly lil guy!!)

Fandom: bsd

Character: Edogawa Ranpo (Ranpo)

He's so cool!! His ability is called "ultra deduction" and it's so so cool!!!!!!!!! Asbsnjsnd!! I love him!! He's a detective in an organisation called the A.D.A (armed detective agency) and basically it's an organisation where ability users use their abilities to help people and do things the police and military can't and he's the detective!!! Oh and he only opens his eyes whenever something happens!!

Here he is !!

I kinda wanna be a detective when I'm Older tbh

Fandom: Bsd (yes I know I'm sorry-)

Character: Nikolai Gogol!

He's so silly I love him!! He's part of an organisation called the D.O.A (decay of angels),he has the ability to teleport himself and anyone or anything through his cape and He's the most sanest character ever. ^_^

Fandom: ....Bsd- (IM SORRY I LOVE IT SM RN-)

Character: Chuuya Nakahara

Listen I love him,his ability is that he can manipulate gravity and even though he'd probably beat my ass,I would love to hug this man!!! He's from an organisation called the PM (Port Mafia) and used to be apart of an organisation called The sheep

There are a lot more,but I feel like of I keep adding on to it,it'll be a pain in the ass to read

[fairytheo]

enhypen as your boyfriend.

boyfriend!enhypen x gen!reader. fluff. 1.9k. curse words. mention of bugs, food. not requested.

🐈 ⸝⸝ HEESEUNG ˙𐃷˙

super-duper caring !!

he’s so whipped for you — he smiles just by thinking about you

also very giggly around you

LOVES lending you his beanies

(aka. you stealing them..)

+ you steal his earrings as well ! not that he minds

absolutely adores singing for you / he loves singing you to sleep :D

hold up, is being heeseung’s s/o just being his personal ramen cook 🤨🤨

he aaalwaays bugs you to play games with him (especially wii and nintendo switch lmao)

either that or you’re playing animal crossing while eating takeout at your dinner table

you’re the only person in the world who he’ll ever do aegyo for. 

he secretly enjoys it, but shhh you didn’t hear that from me

i think he likes calling you names like cutie, cutiepie or just a shorter version of your name <3 (if there is one !)

booping your nose is on his everyday to do list ☝️

lowkey therapist & boyfriend in one ngl

WAIT he loves making playlists for you two,, 

“y/n! i made another playlist, do you wanna listen to it? i made it while thinking of you.” <//3 

the type to write cheesy lyrics about you, then later cringes at his own writing bUT then leaves it like that because you like it !

you have his cover of lauv’s “i’m so tired” either set as your alarm or play it on loop everyday 

(random but for some reason i can picture him giving you a cassette with his cover on it just for the vintage vibes)

🐈 ⸝⸝ JAY ˙𐃷˙

the mom-and-boyfriend in one ;] 

f a s h i o n  c o u p l e 

you are literally fashion icons. no disagreements. 

you have matching clothes or accessories ! even if it’s really subtle, the gesture behind it is super adorable <//3

cooking pt. 2 :D but this time there’s a gorden ramsay in your relationship

i can just SEE how you both two impersonate gorden ramsay while cooking which makes everything 10 times funnier !! checks every 5 seconds if the food is ready tho because he doesn’t wanna risk anything

never cleans up afterwards, either you do or no one does

since you’re both fashion icons your social media followers are going 📈📈📈

literally couple goals.

he loves taking pictures of you,, but also wants you to take pictures of him 

jay gets flustered easily so please make him flustered with sudden compliments, hugs, kisses, etc. !!

he’s also the only member i can really see calling you babe

confident but shy about pda at the same time ??? he’s both LOL 

you always tease him with his RAS moments and randomly quote them when you’re in the middle of a conversation with him lmao

random and idk if this fits here, but he likes making your lunch — leaves you encouraging notes too <3

last but not least: jokingly gets angry at you when he wants something from you, and you do the same thing back ♡

🐈 ⸝⸝ JAKE ˙𐃷˙

sweetest and softest boyfriend to ever exist. i’m so soft for him JSHSHS

definitely calls you sweetie and darling. 100%. fight me if you think otherwise. 

shows you pics of layla everyday (it’s become routine for him >_<)

a tiny bit cliché BUT lends you his jacket whenever you’re cold (even when you’re inside !!)

random thought: jake puts his hands in your hoodie pockets...

💔💔💔

it’s his personal goal to peck your cheek and forehead at least twice a day — gets pouty if he wasn’t able to do that ))):::

talks in english a lot because you love his accent !!

if you’re an english speaker, you’ll have conversations in english all. the. time.

if you’re not an english speaker, no worries, he’ll teach you !

+ reads you bedtime stories in english (jake’s australian accent >>>) 

dreams of travelling with you to australia <33  

if there’s a bug in the house you better know that jake will NOT be removing them and runs out of the house

WILL stay over at one of the other member’s houses untill that bug is REMOVED . 

so if you’re afraid of bugs as well,,, i’m sorry bae, but it’ll be your task to remove these little... creatures 😐

ngl you have more photos of layla than of him on your phone lol

(spams you with her pictures and captions them with “y/n!!! look!!! layla with a flower!!!! layla with a butterfly!!!!” it’s just so sweet aaa)

we need some “””drama””” so you make jokes about him being a “🥶💸🔥💪” boy a lot in your relationship LMAO

🐈 ⸝⸝ SUNGHOON ˙𐃷˙

ice skating dates.

this has been mentioned in other headcanons a lot already but i just HAD to include it,,

convinces you to eat ice cream after your date LOL even if it IS winter

btw. fashion couple nr. 2 !!! 

MIRROR SELCAS

MIRROR SELCAS 

ugh the visuals and the power you two hold,,,, i can’t,,,,,

has better clothes than you ngl so you share clothes lmao

it started with him lending you his sweatpants, but then you didn’t want to return them forgot to return them and BOOM 💥 here we are

extremely awkward and shy at first — don’t worry though, he becomes much more chaotic in the later phases of your relationship

he teases you SO MUCH. LIKE. SO MUCH.

always has small smile (smirk?) on his face when he’s about to make a cocky remark (so beware)

you tease him back just twice as hard which 1.) results in him in becoming flustered 2.) fails LOL

off-topic but he’d love a s/o that has a similar style to him ??? a more elegant, classy, dark style perhaps

when he’s away / busy he’ll send you some selcas and captions them with “how r u doing??” “did you eat yet?” “cheer up :P” 

kinda shy about pda but likes showing off too ???

i mean,, men... 🙄🙄 /lh

whenever someone mentions your name near him, he’ll just try to hide his smile while biting his lip (yk what i’m talking about???) and you’ll see his dimples and the affectionate look in his eyes and just AAAAA

the type of boyfriend that calls you love~

🐈 ⸝⸝ SUNOO ˙𐃷˙

skin care routines with sunoo 24/7 🤝

he does your hair (if your hair is long enough to do different hairstyles with it ofc !!) 

send you daily weekly skin care products he thinks you two should try out / that’d be good for your skin <3

spa nights every friday at 9pm — he only lets you in if you wear a stylish pyjama LOL

you buy him peach items because they just remind you so much of him (｡•́︿•̀｡)

SELCA TIME !!! his phone is always ready !!! (apart from his storage maybe?)

PARTICIPATES IN SELCA DAYS OF YOUR FAVOURITE IDOLS AAA

loves to go on walks w u

does A LOT of aegyo,, 

and i know that you knew that this point will be in this headcanon.

for eg. instead of saying goodnight or bye he’ll just do aegyo for you not that anyone minds tbh

stages of sunoo flirting (?):

a — tries to compliment you (it sounds more like a flirty remark tbh)

b — realizes then blushes

c — cringes and runs away LMAO

playfully acts jealous, so you know it’s a joke but deep down he’s actually jealous

you two match each others vibes a lot — if one is sad, the other is sad as well

+ tells you your posture is bad when you sit like a banana or tells you to go to sleep early and when you don’t listen to him, he’ll show you an article that proves that (abc) and (xyz) is bad for you and says “i told you so.” 💀

🐈 ⸝⸝ JUNGWON ˙𐃷˙

impresses you by doing kicks (does the kick cap challenge on tiktok and/or you play kick it by nct 127 for the funzies) 

poking his dimple is a MUST . 😩😩

though gets super shy when you kiss him and also if you buy him gifts !!

cheers you up whenever you feel down or are upset

compliments you a ton ))): will randomly come up to you and tell you that your fit is cute or that you look brighter today,,, little does he know it's because of him ;]

HUGS!HUGS!HUGS

poking his dimple comes first, then hugging

the other members tease you two everytime you’re over LOL it’s like there are two koalas clinging onto each other

our yang garden gained another sheep +1

you two randomly play sheep,,,, like,,, everyday ???? sheep cosplays 👍

idk why ig it’s just fun to imitate sheep and go “mmmeEeEeeEhh” to annoy others

talking of that, even THOUGH he is a responsible leader he will not hesitate to do stupid shit with you

“hey how about we ring on that house there and yell “sheep for sale!” do you think they’ll open the door?”

“i don’t know... let’s find out!” 🤝

let’s just say that this didn’t end well..

also kinda bullies you (in a loving way ofc !!) pand teases you nonstop

either calls you asshole or love aHA

in conclusion: a very unpredictable relationship,, would 10/10 recommend.

very random but i feel like his love language is acts of service

🐈 ⸝⸝ NI-KI ˙𐃷˙

oh look it’s our tsundere 😼

can’t go a day without dancing so you two have vibing sessions at 2am everyday ft. the others telling you to go to bed

you’re the only one that can make him soft lol

if you’re older than him, you would definitely take care of him like your own baby !! 

if you are the same age as him or younger it’d be awkward for him at first, because he isn’t used to taking care of someone younger, so he’d treat you as if you were his best friend at the beginning

you love to watch him dance !! it’s so satisfying,, LITERAL asmr.

pranks you 24/7. boy has NO mercy. will not care if the others will scold him later. he will do the prank smoothly (?) — doesn’t care about the consequences LMAO

probably sets your alarm to someone screaming or a cringy aegyo song <//3

wants to film dance covers with you !! you don’t have to be the best dancer either !! as long as you have fun ^__^ 

the other members find you really cute but are also vERY TIRED OF YOU,, two energized teens in a relationship was not a good idea ☝️

likes to randomly hold your hand and swing it around 

probably distant at the beginning of the relationship because a.) he doesn’t want to pressure you/make things awkward b.) he doesn’t really know what to do either ???

(if you’re not japanese or don’t know how to speak japanese) he’ll definitely teach you some japanese phrases and words !! introduce you to his culture as well :DD and he really wants to know more about your culture too <3

teaches you phrases like “sunoo is a dumbass” for the funzies LOL

randomly makes micheal jackson impressions,,, it’s hilarious LMFAO

[saksukei]

lucas riggs bf hcs

masterlist

ok so we all know this aussie boy is such a softie COME ON under all of that rough exterior,, he’s absolutely a simp and no I don't take criticism

hes probably the one that asked you out,, and he's such a sly piece of shit,, he will tease the crap out of you,, like I absolutely see him being the type for enemies to lovers,,

like you’d probably be in his squad and you'd be thinking who is this aussie asshole and why do I want to punch him??

but then the more time you spend with him,, you realize that he's actually not that bad? sure, he's a bit annoying and yes he does rub it endlessly in your face that he got more kills than you,, but he's kind of sweet??

and then he slowly opens up about his time in tobruk and how he lost Des and stuff

you can see he's actually very caring,, plus he absolutely has a sweet tooth and if u ever snuck in some lamingtons,, or baked some for him,, he’d look at you with heart eyes

eventually he does ask you out and ok spoiler alert!! BEST BF EVER

he's so sweet,, like he loves planning dates even if all of them are to his favorite restaurant,, he LOVES eating solely bec come on he's away from home all year round,,

if anyone hits on you. ya boy got a mean right hook and we know it because WE SAW IT and might I add it was very well deserved

he calls you pet names like, “hot stuff” “sweetums” “babe” honestly anything to make you blush sigh’ what a dork

he can't keep his hands off of you,, literally,, he somehow always has to be in contact with you,, even if it's just linking pinkies,,

he's also your personal heater during the winter because he's a big cuddly bear,, absolutely the type to not let you get up when cuddling and if you do he’ll whine about it for the next thirty years

fights do happen,, he hates it when people look down on him,, and we already know he's spent a lot of time in prison because he would not hesitate to deck a mf

it takes him a while to cool down though,,, but then he explains why his anger is like this,,

if you're part of a task force yourself,, he will also teach you how to make explosives and he’ll even play fight with you!!

if you're a civilian, he obviously won't teach you how to make bombs but he will give you a tip or two on how to knock out someone

pls play with his hair. It's all he wants and he doesn't like asking

ALSO HOW COULD I FORGET!??? he still loves farming!! even if he can't do it that much,, his family are sheep farmers,, so he loves going back to the countryside to relax,, don't surprised if u find a smol sheep in your house,, you'd be like “lucas what is that?” and he'd literally give you such a stupid grin ilovehim

but he also loves gardening,, because sometimes he can't get to the countryside so he just does it at home,, so you have this like cute little garden or potted plants of herbs,, he's very dedicated to it btw

he loves waking up and cooking for you,, breakfast in bed for days

he calls the squad over pretty often,, so everybody is there,, and you find yourself becoming good friends with all of them,, and surprisingly Polina who’s literally a brick wall but she likes u even if she hates ur boyfriend

also lucas called wade “jackson stick up his ass wade” and wade heard it once and you literally had to stop them from fighting while Polina was laughing in the background,, Richard was the one helping you and Arthur was the angry parent lmaoooo

he still has the flask from Des and he’s very emotional about it tbh I think he would literally break down if you asked him because he hasn't really processed it even if it's been a while

his laughter is the type to give you a very homey feeling and if he's away it just sorta feels empty

all in all I would kiss this idiot because I love HIM pls cod people give me more content thank u

[itsonlystrange]

So, after reading @hawkinsschoolcounselor latest post, I went into the comments and, boy- they were, well. They were not great. I mean I guess I laid this onto myself but, anyways, I’m going to be answering this comment right here:

This is ALL for fun! It’s all a bunch of light hearted love, but this comment REALLY ticked me the wrong way.

For starters: There’s always been this trope in media of “one is enough.” Or “we have enough representation!” And it’s VERY prevelant in tv shows. The theory that “oh! There’s already one gay character, that’s enough for you, right?” Is sh!tty. It’s horrible.

Think of it this way: if there are 200 white sheep in a room, and then the shepherd brings in one black sheep, do you think that would suffice the other black sheep from the other herds? Do you think that would ‘hold them over’? I mean imagine being a black sheep in a crowd of 200 other white sheep, you’d feel alone. Okay, so now pretend there is a tv show, and this black sheep is watching that tv show, and of course, all the actors in the tv show are WHITE SHEEP. So then, in season 3 of Sheeper Things, they FINALLY introduce a black sheep, and of course the black sheep is happy, but still, they can’t help but realize that all of the white sheep are still there and overcome that small black sheep by a LOT!

I’m assuming that comment was made by someone straight, as they clearly don’t grip representation. Also, I’m assuming that person is slightly homophobic, just by the way they phrased it. It seems odd, I mean, what’s the issue with having one more gay character?

Well apparently, in their minds, Will being able to overcome his childhood is much more effective then Will being gay- so.

Let me lay it out for you:

Surprise! You can be gay AND want to hold onto your childhood! And, there are already so many other characters that could have a lovely arc of learning to accept themselves and learning to be their true selves away from societies norms *cough* mike *cough* Lucas *cough* but of course, they want to make WILL the one who gets this arc because if Will was gay that means he has a better chance of getting with Mike! (This was under a Mileven video btw) so they want him to be canonically straight so there is no chance Mike and Will can be endgame!

Now second: 90% of the comments under this video are people saying they think he’s asexual.

1. You can be gay AND asexual

2. Asexuality is the feeling of not being sexually attracted to anyone. YOU CAN BE ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE IF YOURE ASEXUAL.

3. Will is fourteen! And if we’re using the logic of “oh he hasn’t wanted to kiss anyone so he’s asexual!” Then shouldn’t Dustin be asexual too?-

4. WILL IS FOURTEEN! Just because he doesn’t want to get down and dirty at that (very young age!) DOESNT mean that he doesn’t like sexual attraction at all. It’s kind of insane how people are seriously making these assumptions over a 14 year old child, some people like to wait, and that’s fine!

5. If the people in the comments meant aromantic, there really isn’t anything in the show that proves that he doesn’t like anyone, period. I think partially it’s heteronormativity and people not wanting to see the fact that Will clearly has a crush on mike, or had one in the past. The script even went as far as saying “But his eyes aren’t on the cute girl, they’re on - - Mike.”

Why do you think the script would put that in if there wasn’t something there, unrequited or not? Personally, I think that a lot of people don’t want to accept the fact that Will could have a crush on Mike as that would destruct their heteronormative bubble. They don’t want the main boy in the show to be gay because it disrupts the balance in their life. And it makes the chances of mike and Will ending up together being strong.

6. Saying “you have one gay character, that’s enough representation!” Is BULL. SH!T. There will NEVER be enough representation in the media for the lgbtq+ community. Ever. Even when we keep trying, there will always be something. Whether the show being cancelled or the one gay character dying, representation in the media for minorities are slim, but ESPECIALLY for the lgbtq+ community.

We are all VERY proud of Maya and Robin. We love Robin, but that doesn’t mean the Duffers just get to sit back and be like “oh, we already have one gay character, we don’t need more.” Like, what? That’s not how this works. Representation doesn’t just get to stop after the heterosexuals deem us to have “enough gay characters” or “if you add too many gay characters it’d get unrealistic” no. We’ve (me being a bisexual) have went through YEARS AND YEARS of ZERO representation. ZERO. While the hets always got their happily ever after love story, we WAITED.

We love Robin, but that doesn’t mean they can just halt Will’s arc since season one because you deem the representation to be enough.

This isn’t apples and oranges. Will can be gay AND not want to grow up. It isn’t always just black and white.

Maybe it’s the people who refuse to see the way Will looks at Mike, and just takes that as “2 bros looking at bros”, but there is very clearly something under the surface there.

since season ONE they have built Will up to be gay. Since the first episode.

Put it this way. Joyce used the term “f*g” in episode one. Why do you think they would use a slur like that If it weren’t going to go somewhere. What was the point of using a slur to describe Will in season one, or to Troy and James literally tormenting the Party for Will being gay almost all of season one. What was the point of that if that wasn’t going to go anywhere?

I can GUARANTEE that If Mike promised El that he’d go crazy together with HER instead of Will, the milevens would eat that up and call it “romantic!” However, because it’s just two boys, it’s totally platonic, right? It’s totally just two bros being bros.

If Mike held el’s hand like that and said “we won’t let him.” To el instead of Will, milevens would EAT THAT UP. They’d say that was the most romantic sh!t in the show.

If Mike told El that meeting her was the best thing he’d ever done, MILEVENS WOULD EAT THAT UP. They’d call it the most romantic thing of the century. It’d be on ever fan accounts Instagram pages. It’d be in all of the bios. But of course, because it’s two boys, it HAS to be platonic.

A lot of times milevens excuses for things are “well mike said he loved her so it’s end game”

Stancy, anyone?

Or Mike said “you’re the most important thing in the world to me.”

In the most DRY way possible. If Mike said that to Will in that way, EVEN I WOULDNT BELIEVE HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.

I mean the way Mike said that line clearly shows that el isn’t the most important thing in the world to him. There’s something underlying there. Like I said, that line was DRY. There was no emotion behind it. He was just saying that to get El to shut up, to get El to forgive him, so they could move on.

If Mike had said “you’re the most important thing in the world to me” to WILL like that instead of El, I wouldn’t have believed it either. And I bet that If that was the case the milevens would say “Mike doesn’t really love Will! That line was so dry!” But because it’s El and Mike, they say that’s the cutest thing since sliced bread.

Again, I have zero issues with Milevens, it’s only the toxic ones like the comment above that get to me.

Will has been set up to be gay from DAY ONE. The duffers have studied film for YEARS. Do you seriously think they’d let these all be coincidences? Do you seriously think that after writing season two NOBODY said, “hey, that’s a little gay.”

One scene is fine. If we only had gotten crazy together, yeah, I don’t think I would have thought it to be canon. But it’s the fact that they wrote in OVER 10 QUEER CODED ROMANTIC SCENES BETWEEN MIKE IN WILL, JUST IN SEASON TWO.

You can’t make that up! That cannot be an accident!

They’ve said over and over that everything they do, every song they play, every outfit the characters wear, is intentional. It’s all there for a reason.

Finn and Noah had to read these scripts, rehearse them, and then spent hours filming them. Do you seriously think it wouldn’t have cross their minds that “Hey! That’s a little weird Mr Duffer.”

That’s mostly because Finn and Noah probably already know where the show is headed.

If your only source of Mileven evidence is that Millie has said that they should get married and that they kissed in the end, then, I have some news to break.

Obviously, if anything were to happen in season 4 with Mileven not being end game, Millie couldn’t just say that. Finn couldn’t just say that. It’s their jobs to keep the fans intrigued and on their toes.

David knew he wasn’t really dead but he still had to pretend in interview after interview that Hopper was indeed dead. And he played it off pretty well.

Millie knew El wasn’t really dead after the season one finale yet she still had to play it off like El was.

So obviously, they can’t just outright say “Mileven isn’t end game!”

I mean,,, I’m sure they’d get fired for it.

So, we really shouldn’t pay attention to what the cast says in interviews, and we shouldn’t take that as canon, either. Their job is to subvert our expectations for the show, and they’re doing it well.

TL;DR:

Will can be gay and also have an arc where he doesn’t want to grow up and where he can learn to be his authentic self. The interviews the ST cast do should not be taken as canon as their jobs as actors are to keep us on our toes and subvert our expectations. Byler has a lot of proof and has a large chance of being canon, and most milevens don’t want to believe Will is gay because that means Will would have a larger chance of getting with Mike. The lgbtq+ community still need representation regardless of Robin and just because we got one lesbian does not mean the duffers can sit back and go back to their only heterosexual couples and ideas.

Byler is end game :)

@kaypeace21 @strangertheory @stranger-analysis @willthecleric (opinions?)

[mcheang]

Confused family setting

Inspired by Ouran host club episode 23 :3c

Given his lack of familial love at home, Adrien has begun to think of his class as his family.

Nino is his brother, Alya his Sister-in-law.

Chloe and Marinette are sisters, though he enjoys Marinette’s company more often.

Everyone else are cousins. Lila is the black sheep of the family.

The Teachers are the guardians of this family setting.

Since Chloe is off with Sabrina, and Nino wants some alone time with Alya; Adrien hangs out with Marinette. He adores his “Sister” so much!

Whenever boys show interest in Marinette, he glares so fiercely at them and almost hisses.

It isn’t until Marinette shows interest in Luka that Adrien panics.

He begs Nino and Alya to help him sabotage their date.

Alya goads Adrien, “Why do you care so much?”

Adrien: As Marinette’s Brother figure, it is only natural for me to want to protect her from the wanton advances of other men.

Nino: wanton? Dude, you like Luka, and he’s only a few years older...

Adrien: that’s even worse. Marinette is not ready to date at such a young age!

Alya: Mylene and Ivan are the same age.

Adrien: they are childhood sweethearts. Who am I to interfere in such a cute couple?

Alya: then what about me and Nino?

Adrien stares up at them. “Technically you both educate me on social life and codes. You guys are promoted to parents!”

Nino and Alya: 😓😓😓😑😾

Alya: ok sunshine, you do know you’re not actually Marinette’s Brother. And last I checked, you are her Friend first and foremost, so shouldn’t you be rooting for her first date?

Adrien: 😱😨

“No!!! If I am just Marinette’s Friend, why do I get so worked up over her suitors?”

Alya: not to mention calling her princess

Adrien: ok, friends give each other nicknames all the time. And Marinette is so pure and pretty, she deserves the title of princess. Someone to protect from all those unworthy suitors!

Nino to Alya: he does call Chloe ��Queen”

Adrien: it’s the polite form of Drama Queen

Nino: personally I think Marinette could give Chloe a run for overdramatization

Alya: hey, Adrien, do have a nickname for Kagami? After all; you do have a crush on her.

Adrien: Kagami, she’s a good Friend, but I couldn’t find a nickname for her. And she’s not my crush, Ladybug is.

Alya: wait, really?!

Adrien: Yes, really.

Nino: um, we are getting off topic here. Adrien, my man, how would you feel about Luka dating Chloe?

Adrien: that would be fine by me. Chloe can take care of herself.

Alya: and Marinette can’t?

Adrien: I don’t want her to suffer a broken heart. Marinette is too precious for that.

Alya: ok, Adrien, I am going to be really blunt. How would you know that you are in love?

Adrien: I would treat my crush like a proper gentleman.

Alya: and what do you call escorting Marinette home, giving her your jacket when she is cold, and pulling back her dinner chair for her? Not to mention plucking wildflowers for her....

Adrien: I have to be a respectable and caring Brother to Marinette after all? Who doesn’t want to see his pretty princess smile?

Nino: you don’t give Chloe the same treatment.

Adrien: Chloe has Jean the butler

Alya takes a risk. “Adrien, can you imagine kissing Marinette? What if she was Ladybug?”

Adrien: I’d be delighted! I’d want to kiss her immediately

Alya: what if Chloe were Ladybug?

Adrien: ugh, Alya, I don’t see Chloe like that. You know she’s like my Sister

Nino: do you see the difference between how you treat Chloe and Marinette now?

Adrien pauses and then pales. Alya and Nino give each other high fives.

Adrien: oh no. I have incestuous thoughts about my Sister! How can I face Marinette again?

His new “parents” fall flat on their faces and concede defeat to his stupidity

Btw, Adrien totally roped Kagami into a Friend date to interrupt Marinette’s date.

[yanderebliss]

Hey, I never see much content with Kyle... If you feel like writing something for him, it'd make my day. 😊 (Love your stuff, btw).

this cute boi wants to be a singer so guess what he’s gonna do to romance you? sing. 

instead of alpha (his normal catchphrase) he calls you my little beta because in that relationship you can bet he’s the one in control. 

personally, based on all the extensive research I've done on him (ie ac wiki) I think he’s actually quite insecure about himself (“Never trust a sheep in wolf's clothing.”) he’s the sheep in wolf’s clothing. that's so deep bro. 

what that means for a yan kyle is basically his actions are bold (like kidnapping you and keeping you in his soundproof rock n’ roll practice room), but he seeks reassurance from you. he very easily gets hurt in the early stages of your kidnapping before the stockholm syndrome sets in. 

[emmyrosee]

Can you do a FTM trans reader x Michael something like the reader’s a warlock but hasn’t fully transitioned because his mother won’t let him and Michael finds out (btw I love your fanfics they’re so g o o d 👌��) it’s okai if you don’t wanna do it but it would be amazing if you could x

Hello my love! So... I’m happy to do it because it is very very cute and I am always down to throw some representation on this here blog of mine. However, I don’t want to offend anyone or seem neglectful or anything in between- so if this makes you upset or anything other than happy, please do not hesitate to let me know so I can fix it. Thank you baby!!😘

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Part of you wishes to wipe the last five minutes of your life from existence forever. Part of you just wants to curl up in a ball and hide away. Another part of you, the part currently taking over, is telling you to say something, anything, to the Boy Wonder in front of you. You’d been given this room for a reason, so this wouldn’t happen. Ariel and Behold saw everything you were, and knew you were a warlock despite the lack of a finished transition.

But god knows what Michael was thinking, just staring at you blankly.

“This... isn’t what it looks like...” you say quietly, ears and cheeks hot from embarrassment. Michael merely steps into your room and shuts the door, leaving you both in. He tilts his head like a confused puppy, but there’s no malice in his eyes or expression.

“It looks like your binder’s stuck,” he says, slowly approaching you. You flinch slightly, but his expression shows nothing but blankness, making him hard to read. “Want some help?”

“No, I want you to leave,” you hiss, trying to steady your voice. “The last thing I need is the Boy Wonder telling our classmates that there’s a wolf amongst the sheep.”

“You think I’d spread your business like that?” He asks, gently pulling your binder straight and back over your head. You couldn’t fight the glare on your face from his help, but it softened as he gently folded the fabric and laid it on your bed.

“So... you’re not going to tell anyone?” You ask, crossing your arms over your chest to shield yourself from him. “I’m trying to figure it out, but if the other warlocks find out they’ll give me so much shit for it! Call me a witch, leave me Miss Robichaux brochures, and-“

“Relax,” Michael interrupts, holding up a hand. His eyes are fixated on the marks the compressor prints in your skin. “It’s not my business to flaunt someone’s shit around. Hell knows I’ve got my own demons. If you’ve been able to fool me all this time, there’s no way those dumbasses are going to put the pieces together.” He turns on his heel to leave, opening the door and walking out. You quickly slide on your t-shirt, but just before you lock the door behind Michael, he steps back.

“I really didn’t know,” he assures. It fills you with a weird surge of confidence that the boy wonder himself had no idea. He falters for a moment, then sighs. “If anyone... tries anything... or if you need anything, just let me know, okay?”

Your heart pounds loudly as you nod, Michael finally disappears from your room. You quickly get up and lock the door, leaning against it with shaky breaths. A weird mixture of anxiety and confusion washed over you, almost unsure of the kindness of the Boy Wonder. But deep down, you knew he would stay true to his word.

[jarmes]

Blind Shield Nuzlocke Notes 3

-Starting off session three. Current team: Bob Murray the Skwovet, Chaos the Dottler, Dracula the Chewtle, Echo the Zigzagoon

-Going through route 3. Side note, the ui is really good in this one. Like, you can see other Pokémon’s moves when your on the switch screen and that’s such a good touch

-I though chewtle was cute at first, but it’s head is starting to weird me out

-Rose owns a coal mine? I knew he was evil!

-Escape rope is a key item? That’s cool I guess

-Aw man, I wish i could catch a train

-Why can’t zigzagoon learn beat up

-There are free heals everywhere and I’m torn. On one hand, it makes the game easy. On the other, I’d probably jus fly back to the pokecenter anyway and this saves time

-Caught freight the rolycoly. I hope it evolves into a fire type before the grass gym. I also hope it isn’t a trade evo because I’m getting geodude/rogenrolla vibes from this thing

-ROLYCOLY RIDING IN MINE CART

-Oh shit almost lost Dracula to a Woobat

-And then I lost him to a drilbur fuck

-Five hits on a furry swipes, that isn’t on me

-Fuck it, going back and grinding

-Oh this game has black white exp calculations

-Got whole team up to 17, time to take on the rock dungeon with a team that sucks at fighting rock types

-Hell yeah Freight evolved! No I have a fire type to replace my dead son!

-“Coming this way? I’d advise against it.” And I’d advise shutting up before I kill you like you killed Diana

-Bede? You’re acting touch and you’re named fucking Bede? Eat struggle bugs bucko

-The fucks a hatena

-The fuck is this thing? Looks like a fairy or psychic type.

-Whatever, it went down to some rock blasts

-Wait do you only have psychic types? Well, I got some bad news, fucko. Chaos is pretty good and breaking minds

-“I wasn’t really trying all that hard anyway.” VIVA LA REVOLUTION FUCKBOI

-Added Gyro the Wolloo to the team. Pry won’t use it because I already have two normal types

-I love British meowth

-Wow, I can see the gym from here it’s big

-Blinkin took a tackle from a WOOLOO head on. Blinkin is a badass

-Meeting gym leaders in advance, hell yeah!

-Stop being happy when you lose, Evee child. I killed your pet!

-Hop called Yamper a good boy 10/10 game of the year

-Oh look Stonehenge

-dats a weird Pokémon on dat hill

-“What does the darkest day have to do with dynamax?” Idk, maybe the clouds that blot out the sun dumbass

-So the photo thing shows the walking Stonehenge thing that I saw in the leaks I didn’t read. I wonder if I can catch one here

-“Take a look at this-“ Hop, seriously, I’m blind

-Hop beat the gym? I guess it’s easy

-DONT GIVE ME A FRIEND BALL BALL GUY YOU SATAN SPAWN

-Oh sweet, the trial challenges are back. This is a good mix of alola and classic styles

-Sheep terrorizing? I’m in Danny boy

-Yamper get in your way that’s adorable!

-Leah What is wrong with your face

-Okay, yes. Yes yes yes. This is the glory I the player deserve. Cheer for me, peasants, as I slay your god!

-Milo has holsters for his poke balls!

-Freight took Grossefleur our in two hits

-Oh look a bigger grossefleur. You know what that means: Big freight train

-Oh, Milo also dynamaxed. May the best Pokémon win. The best is freight, btw. She won in three hits

-The badges are puzzle pieces!

-The next gym is a water type, which isn’t great for me. I’ll take it on in my next post

-Last thing before quitting, I’m going to check out the wild area again, try to find a gem 8 grass or electric type

-Okay, can’t catch level 28 Pokémon. New rule, only Pokémon I am allowed to catch count

-Guess that’s it for now

[eggoreviews]

My Top 10 Games of All Time

Just so I’m not talking about Smash Bros for once, here’s my top 10 games of all time that I will always think are perfect and never accept that they have flaws! Enjoy and I hope one of your faves is in here!

Probably spoilers for the games I mention under the cut

10. Kingdom Hearts II (2005)

For those of you unfamiliar with the series, Kingdom Hearts is a big weird crossover between Disney and Final Fantasy. I played this game as a kid and it was mostly exploring the Disney worlds and the really good combat system that kept me interested (I had literally no clue what was happening in the story and still kind of don’t) and I never really lost that sense of nostalgia that became attached to this game for me. And yeah I’m definitely getting Kingdom Hearts 3.

9. Life Is Strange (2015)

Life Is Strange is an emotional, cheesily written episodic series that I got into totally by accident about a teenage girl called Max who does some high school stuff and also has superpowers. What really made this game so memorable for me was the sheer emotion behind a lot of the plot and I will admit I cried several points during, which is what made the game stick with me. Plus this has one of the best soundtracks I’ve heard in a game so yeah. Go play it (and everything on this list).

8. Until Dawn (2015)

This game probably doesn’t belong here but I love it. Until Dawn follows 8 teenagers who go back to a snowy cabin where some shit went down the year before and u have to keep them all alive by making the right choices n stuff. The horror factor is good in this game, but it’s mostly the characters and how strangely attached I was to them by the end (I know they’re all tropes but I still love them). I’ve honestly lost count of the amount of times I’ve replayed this. Still probably gonna do it again.

7. Mass Effect 2 (2010)

The sequel to what is basically the space version of Dragon Age is shamefully my only exposure to the Mass Effect series, but the gameplay and characters left enough of a mark on me to give it a comfortable spot in this list. Mass Effect 2 follows Commander Shepard, overly macho space guy/gal who is a terrible flirt as he attempts to rid the universe of some massive insects. Along the way, you run into a huge cast of memorable, unique characters (and then Jacob as well) and explore a wealth of interesting and varying locations. But what really made the game stick out were the genuine lasting consequences of the frankly huge final mission; if you don’t make the right choices and buy the right upgrades, a lot of your faves are going to die.

6. Dishonored (2012)

This entry in my list is a bit cheaty, as it includes all dlc expansions from the first game as well as Dishonored 2, because all of these are just as good as each other. Dishonored puts you in the shoes of self-righteous arsehole Corvo Attano (I’m kidding btw, he’s only an arse if you make him kill everyone) as he gets framed for the murder of his lover who also happens to be the Empress, as well as the kidnap of his daughter who also happens to be the Empress’ daughter. So kind of a big deal. But all joking aside, Dishonored is one of the finest examples of the first person stealth genre, with arguably its only flaw being that it gives you a sprawling variety of fun and interesting ways to kill people and then makes you feel like a monster at the end of the game for doing it. I played this game and its sequels to death, and became especially invested in the character of Daud (who was totally butchered in Death of the Outsider. Yeah, I really wasn’t a fan of that game. Like, I love Billie Lurk and everything but what the hell were they thinking doing THAT to the Outsider?? Sorry I’m rambling)

5. Dragon Age: Origins (2009)

And now to one of the best RPGs I’ve ever played, Dragon Age is fucking amazing from start to finish. A gripping storyline, characters and companions that are impossible to forget and a combat system that’s fairly easy to get to grips with but becomes a bit of an arse later in the game. As much as I liked Inquisition (despite the fact it butchered Leliana. That’s just my hot take I don’t think anyone else thinks this, she just kind of lost that sense of fun and badassery that made her my fave in Origins. Rambling again), none of the other games in the series really matched up to the original for me.

4. Medievil Resurrection (2005)

I’ve been reliably informed that I am Bad And Naughty for loving this version of the game because it’s apparently rubbish compared to the PS1 version. But I loved this game so much as a kid that I played it to DEATH. Like more than Dishonored. The levels aren’t quite open world, but you get so immersed in them that you think they are. Honestly, I’ve never played a game with such a creative concept behind it, with humour that’s surprisingly meta for an RPG of the time, not to mention the fact that there’s a whole level devoted to carnival minigames. Are you not convinced yet? Well, you should be because Tom Baker is a voice in it and it’s coming out as a remaster for the PS4 at some point (I hope it’s soon. It’s gone eerily quiet)

3. Undertale (2015)

I know this is high for such a recent game, but it really has justified its place. I don’t care how much this game or its following has been ruined by the internet, I still hold it in the same regard I did when I first played it (and then bought all the subsequent ports because I’m a Capitalist Sheep). With an amazing narrative, some spicy retro-era graphics, memorable characters and possibly the best soundtrack I’ve ever heard in a game, there’s no way I’m ever getting sick of Undertale.

2. Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies (2009)

What sets this game apart from the other RPGs on this list was that not only did it have everything I look for in a game (amazing narrative, characters, soundtrack, game design, combat and open world) but it carried it all out with a sense of emotion I couldn’t quite put my finger on. Every single character, every single detail seemed to be something else you immediately became attached to and it all comes together to make a game so immersive I didn’t put it down for a solid 3 years, even after I’d completed it. Basically, if you own a DS, you NEED to play this. Like you will cry many times throughout this game. Sometimes happy crying (I think I just get a bit too invested in these things tbh)

Before I ramble on incessantly about my number 1 pick, here’s some of the best bois I’ve played that didn’t quite make the list:

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) - I’m loving this game to bits so far. I’m only a recent Switch owner so I’m catching up on what I’ve missed and if this game carries on the way it is, it’s going to have to be in my top 10.

Rayman Legends (2013) - Fun, unique and memorable platformer that especially shines in couch co-op. I’ve played this one countless times and I won’t stop until Rayman gets in Smash.

The Walking Dead series (2012-2018) - One of the best sets of decision based games on the market and perfect if you’re looking for a game that tears your heart out and stomps on it!

Fallout 4 (2015) - Amazing open world, characters and combat. Well-designed, genuinely terrifying monsters. The ability to name your weapons ridiculous things. Heck yeah it’s going on this list.

Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales (2006) - A cute lil card based RPG that was a Final Fantasy spin-off no one seemed to like. But hey, I loved it and I’ll never say it’s anything other than perfect because childhood.

1. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006)

Oh my god. Ohhh my god. Where do I even begin with this one? Yes, Skyrim was amazing, but Oblivion just beats it due to a combination of a storyline I prefer (oops sorry), nostalgic attachment and a lovely set of glitches and exploits that to me make the game all the more lovable. There’s nothing I’ve played since Oblivion that’s matched the experience of wandering through a forest or one of the cities with THAT MUSIC in the background. And don’t even get me started on the quests. And that Shivering Isles DLC? Big yes. I knew this segment wouldn’t make much sense but I love the game so much that I can’t even begin to tell you all the things that make it my favourite.

Thank you for reading if you made it this far! It was just me rambling about games really but I appreciate u a lot if you made it this far. Have a good day and if you get the time, pick up one or two of the titles on this list! You bigly won’t regret it.

[hgfstreamchats]

Luca

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Hello there! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Oh! I honestly thought this was next week. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:05 PM I saw the invite i guess! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Last week of pride month, last opportunity before pride is forbidden once again. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Good point! Let's have a gay old time.

costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:06 PM this is my SECOND ever time being on a stream and probably gonna be the first where i can hear anything Mimic — Yesterday at 10:08 PM may our technical difficulties be non existent this night~ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Fingers firmly crossed. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Alright, off we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:10 PM just to confirm: there is no audio yet highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:11 PM How about now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Seems to be working alright, audio's fine Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM I hear it~ costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:11 PM uhhhhhh whelp guess i'm doomed Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM do you have discord muted? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Well, damn. Maybe you could open it in your own browser and watch alongside? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:12 PM okay now it's a bit loud what i am hearing: Whateverthatsingingwas- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Better? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:13 PM now it is for now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM ohoho costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:14 PM wait no it was better for a second back to the sound of a million insecticon wings singing into my ear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Is anyone else having trouble? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM It sounds fine to me Mimic — Yesterday at 10:14 PM same costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:15 PM okay i gave in and plugged my headphones directly in no lazily leaning back, feet on my desk for this stream yeah it works perfectly now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM I'm surprised it's functioning underwater! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:17 PM i mean it is mechanical also is the blue fish oh okay there's plot now so are the smaller fish like their aquatic version of sheep TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Ayup costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM also they will be here to do murders thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM not to nitpick but how does she know what sweat is TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:19 PM OH SHIT I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM well you could taste the salt smaller issue: the audio and video are desynched for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Just by a half sec costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:20 PM wait it fixed itself knockout like the nanosecond before you refreshed it fixed itself for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM F costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM big oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM i am so sorry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Discord is just like that. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Wish I wasnt nervous to talk bc I bet if I popped in I'd scare em costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:23 PM the blue fish beings? wait idea erase like the file name and stuff and go to just streamzz the basic website and see if that has a search function whelp the tech issues are real am i allowed to change my nickname to something shorter on this server TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:26 PM I love how in one server we gonna watch Luca and in another server we're talking about how N@zis influenced modern capitalism duality of man costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM ...??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM no rule about NOT changing your nickname! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM hey my true form achieved i am now costco TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:28 PM yes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Streams were everywhere a week ago. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Damn you Disney costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:29 PM i guess disney has a sleeper agent and had them sniff out the precise day of the thurday high gloss picture show to specifically remove the streams today only TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Disney is pretty evil costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM oh yeah they very much fucked up american popular culture for about, 50 years, give or take. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Wait, did the source seriously just become unavailable just now? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM OH YEAH IT DID. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oh my god highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Because I refreshed it. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM BRUH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM In an attempt to fix it. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM and it made it infinitely worse thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Well, I'm sure if you hadn't refreshed it, it would have... suddenly stopped as soon as it got to whatever point it had buffered to. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM probably TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Have a pic of my kitten and dog snugglin to cheer y'all up

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Probably in the middle of some really intense and emotional scene costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitten and also dog TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Kitten is named Loki Doggo is Midnight Mimic — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwww I have two doggos myself costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM take these three kittens as well

TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM I have two doggos too!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Is everyone seeing it now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Oh!  You found it? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM YEAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM And it's synced well nevermind Mimic — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:33 PM IT IS PERFECT it must be perfect there are no dogs in the dog park the discord stream is perfect there are no dogs in the dog park thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Oh, that'll make him stop being curious! TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Btw here's my other dog chillin with Loki

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:34 PM AWWWWWWWWWWW TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM He's partly hairless looks like a rat my special boy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM aaaaaaaaaa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Trivia Fact: My parents tried to take the kittens to a shelter (which, while sad, was probably the best option seeing as how with us the best option is being outdoor cats) and well thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM "that's mine!  I found it lying on the ground!" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM the kittens won thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM OH MAN costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM sfdjigsfgfhshd highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM I'm sure none of this is allegorical for anything. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Oh wow TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Same with my dad we found em without a mom behind his car shop and the kittens pawed at his face Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM my doggos TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Also good dogs costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM okay that got me the fish baaing also got me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:37 PM MUTE THYSELF NEW PERSON Tis law costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM YES Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Whoops! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:37 PM It's really not, just what we all generally do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:38 PM "THIS REPLICA IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE REAL THING" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM man, the land is so beautifully rendered costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:38 PM well yes but that MAKES it the law TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM "walking is like swimming except it isn't anything like swimming, so it's just like swimming." Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Common law, maybe, but you'd have to test it in courts first. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM who would be my fellow prosecutor TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Am swallowing down cheese sticks thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Oh my god kid, how are you not dead costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM swallowing these cheese sticks like luca swallowed that bug TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM man i love cheese sticks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM So good costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM wait like the individually wrapped ones that you eat cold or the ones with breading that you deep fry TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Cold costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM yknow to be fair both are amazing Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I thought those were called cheese strings TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM N-No costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM string cheese TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I also love fried yuca costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM One Hour Later thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Forty Five Minutes Later However Long LAter Mimic — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh, right, can you tell I haven't set foot in a convenience store since the health advisories started thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM he's going to be in so much trouble TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:42 PM cute ngl costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM sdlakfjlsdf costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM "Somewhere" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM thanks granny costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh sea cucumbers thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM She Knows TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Grandma og costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM good save granny TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Bless Abuela costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM they're going to crash onto rocks and promptly cease to exist thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM askdflaks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:44 PM this music reminds me of spongebob ukelele music TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh oh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh ohhhhh costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM the dual pompadours ah so they're luca and alberto thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM is that his dad's name costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:46 PM probably and off to space they go aw nevermind thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM pfffffff and so much more made up, too TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Oh lol he saw it in a pond costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM if hearing your dad tell you about something makes you an expert what does that make the dad TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:48 PM OH THIS IS CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM NYOOOOOOOOOOOM thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM SO cute costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM ah look arcees smaller cousins frolicking in the light hey has the mitchells vs the machines been streamed before highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Not yet. I missed Arcee's smaller cousins. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM aw highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM There they were! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM yes you deserve to see them thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM OR he could run away to the surface with his new friend, forever, because you decided to do this costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:52 PM yes exactly like thats always problem number 1 with plan that: the kid could just run away FOREVER now like he already thinks he's safe up there okay so is it only the wet bits that are fishy? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Correct. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:54 PM seems fishy to me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Where did he even "learn" that bit ...So are they like.  Vegetarians? What are they keeping the sheepfish for? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM fish wool thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM oh they are STEALING that vespa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM that guy is so chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM Gotta make us happy about his vespa getting stolen! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM also is it just me or does he sound vaguely french thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM OH NO costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM RUH ROH SAVED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM "with the rest of the fish" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:59 PM yep chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM "so what is... commerce" Well, they can swim, for sure! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:01 PM did she STOP sounding italian or did she never sound italian? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM She only speaks Italian or with an accent when it's marketable. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:03 PM ah yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM oh yeah, definitely, great life So is she gonna be pissed when she finds out that the kids avoiding swimming are fishpeople costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:04 PM ADFSDFFAHSGSDFGSDG definitely TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM also wow that guy is big TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Best size of guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM just go for it costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM they're both just feral entirely feral TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Currently browsing furniture in another tab lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:06 PM yknow that's what ive never gotten like why do fishpeople hate humans for fishing fish eat eachother all the time thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM yeah costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:07 PM sharks day job is murder why do they freak about fishing? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:07 PM maybe the humans encroached on their land and started mass fishing, depleting the fish ppl's resources costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:08 PM okay yeah but they're freaked out by even regular fishing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM They leap right to "they'll kill and eat US" TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:08 PM prob just paranoid costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:09 PM poinr thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM "WE'RE REGULAR HUMANS JUST LIKE YOU WE'RE NOT FISHPEOPLE" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:10 PM other thought: there is exactly no scenario in which killing one of the sea monsters goes well for anyone thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Man the parents just went RIGHT to the human city If the kids had stayed in the tower they wouldn't've been found costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM i audibly said 'oh no'. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM yuuuup costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM other issue: sea people can't recognize eachother in human form thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:13 PM if they allow that nerd to use his vespa in the race i riot thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:13 PM That is one old sixteen-year-old kick his ass! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM KICK HIS AFT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hey kids, guess what's right at punching height for you costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM hey fish lore claps highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Just saying. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:16 PM SMACK HIM WITH AN OAR thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Wait so their cunning plan to find their kid is to expose him as a fishperson in front of a bunch of humans? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:19 PM apparently?! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM I think they didn't think that through costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:19 PM A foolproof plan, with no flaws except those few glaringly obvious ones. ignore those, it works for us thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM awwww "so... where are you from really? awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:22 PM v cute when are things going to spiral downhill? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Very soon, I'm thinking What's his beef with their new friend :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Isn't it obvious? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM jeeeeeerk thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Probably on my end, then costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:28 PM if disney steals our movie i riot i mean yes its also like that for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Uh oh. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i'M GONNA RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM f in chat highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Sigh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM If worst comes to worst, we can finish it another day highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Pit to that, I refuse to let them win. Maybe that's why it was stuttering. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Yeah. :S Do you have something that lets you save/download these?  Might work better to do that, then play it in another player instead of in browser ...I mean, once you find another one TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:32 PM I'm passing out ya'll Imma sleep thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Goodnight! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:32 PM i refuse to let it win also thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM There we go! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:33 PM there we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:33 PM AW I'M GETTING A DRINK thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM awwww man "hypothetically" OH BOY OH SHIT costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:35 PM OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS okay good they have the aim of stormtroopers highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:36 PM You never forget your first devastating, dramatic newbuild love entanglement. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM "he left forever, for no reason" "you are literally my only friends, but you will die here" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:37 PM how the heck do they dry so fast thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM gotta be part of the magic costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:38 PM they're like sponges shlurp highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM The same magic that puts together a tasteful wardrobe. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:39 PM oof But... why did this require splitting up costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:42 PM i 'unno thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh my god he's just RUNNING along the bottom but how can they confirm that he took the route he was supposed to I mean, they're supposed to go all the way to the anchor thing and nobody saw him do that costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:44 PM UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM UH OH costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:45 PM rAIN THAT IS WHY I SAID UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM OH MAN OH MAN NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN while he's fucking around costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:46 PM YEAS WIN BOY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM HA !!! WOO "oh they're just some kids" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:49 PM i wonder who bruno actually is thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM Now steal his vespa. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:50 PM OH RIGHT STEAL THE VESPA STEAL THE VESPA CRIME TIME!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM !! d'awwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:51 PM wait why aren't they becoming human DRY you fools thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM I think it's.... still raining a bit? awwwwwwwwwwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:54 PM ah yes he needs you highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:54 PM "It's fine that you don't know how to read." Mimic — Yesterday at 11:54 PM friiiiiiends thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM awwwwwww at least he's not going to be alone costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:55 PM aggresively awwws thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM That was incredibly sweet, despite the mouse's best efforts.  Thank you! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:57 PM if you ever decide to step on more organics i think you know which would be preferred. anyways yeah this was very nice, i need to show up for more of these! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM congrats to Alberto for new, caring dad costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM dshgsdsg thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM who will feed him pasta and not abandon him highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Good for him! costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM Mhm! highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM That's all I've got for you tonight, but thank you for coming! And soldiering through the technical difficulties. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM thank YOU for hosting! That really was marvelous. costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM sorry for my big mouth making you refresh the page Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM dang i didnt know you had another stream today costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM oh hi Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM mind doing discord tags for next time? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM thank you, that was sweet~ costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM oh yeah like, a ping role or something would be sweet highglossfinish — Today at 12:07 AM October and June are the months when we do more frequent streams. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM You could just do @ everyone costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM are streams like requested? highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM Yes, but no one likes @ everyone. I'll come up with some sort of ping role. costcobabble — Today at 12:08 AM as in do we ask for what to stream or do you just pick whatever suits you fancy highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM There we are. I can't promise I'll stream every suggestion, but there's a new channel for it now. Starscream — Today at 12:09 AM thanks for having a future ping role! Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM Hi and goodnight! I couldn't join tonight, but I wanted to say hello anyway :relaxed: highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM Hello there! Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Hi! Any plans for next time, or is that undecided as of yet? highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Possibly Mitchells vs. the Machines. costcobabble — Today at 12:16 AM i would buy a manufacturing facility and have it solely make your favorite polishing products and gloss if you played that I'm unsure Precisely what you need to keep yourself so shiny but whatever it is I'll work on it thenightetc2 — Today at 12:17 AM Carnauba wax? Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM Oooh, I've been planning to watch that! I'll do my best to drop in exactly on time (I probably can't, but I'm gonna try.) Thank you! costcobabble — Today at 12:19 AM yes sure that highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM It's the best one can hope to find these days.

[dwestfieldblog]

THERE IS NO SAFE WORD

ATEH MALKUTH, VE-GEBURAH, VE-GEDULLAH, LE-OLAHM...

Anybody who understands my music will never be unhappy again. Beethoven. That sounds like a cue for a song...and here it is...

Well, now we know the actual defined amount of stubborn dumb stupidity for sure in America. Over 70 million morons. Loved seeing Trump jr call on his dad to wage ‘Total war’ (A phrase Goebbels used in Berlin 1943 when the allies were approaching... and we know how that ended, go on Big Don, do the honourable thing for the first time in your foul life.) Junior also said ‘It’s time to clean up this mess and stop looking like a banana republic’. Why yes son, it is, so off you all pop. Daddy is busy implanting his loyalists in the Pentagon and already thinking of running in 2024 but by then he should either be in prison or in exile on a tiny freezing Scottish island with a one hole golf course where he can still cheat. Seems likely he, family and their backers are planning to make good use of their through the looking glass rabies crazed sheep and continue to destabilize America for the Kremlin. Loved that the orange psychopath tweeted early ‘I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!’ and watched as he demanded all votes be counted...and the more they were, the more he lost by. HILARIOUS.

And his call to arms to ‘Stand back and stand by’ to The Proud Boys, who are not far right Nazi thugs at all no sir. To misuse Hunter S Thompson’s genius for the hundredth time, I hope that this is where the wave (of populist filth Trump has been riding) finally breaks and rolls back. But over 70 million morons say different. The 80 million who voted for the other guy must be happy there are so many who can clean the streets and fill the shelves at food shops. Education needs to be improved in America and Britain next year, a ‘LOT’.

January 20th 2021...Celebrate with joy the end of a despotic douche bag...allow the world to feel lighter. Republicans, you should feel ashamed. America, this bastard has been undoing your Constitution like a prom queen’s girdle for a button mushroom quickie rape for four years and couldn’t have cared less about Covid and how many of you died...as he said ‘It is what it is’. So SAD!!!! Arf. Donald, you are and were nothing more than a spoiled five year old brat with as much empathy for humanity as a lizard. A banishing ritual will need to be performed in around the White House...call up the Native Indians, the witches and South Park and cleanse the area of astral poison. The swamp will be drained when the deranged incubus’s entire family of scheming wannabe aristocrats vacates for good.And don’t let him sit at a little table to pardon them and himself.Lowlifes...speaking of whom...

It has taken a lot to make me smile this year (what, you too huh?) but seeing Rudy Giuliani giving a press conference between a porn book store and a funeral parlour in a parking lot did it. The T family, Jared, Rudy, Pompeo, Paula White (the Unchristian millionaire), the slurring ‘star witness’ Melissa Carone, spokeswoman Kayleigh with her cute little cross and all the rest of those despicable liars must all be flushed down the drains, no second chances, repentance or absolution.And as for Dr Scott Atlas telling the American public to ‘rise up’ against the safety measures called for by the state against Covid...A doctor telling you to ignore the rule against large indoor gatherings etc. A doctor.RISE UP? 12 million cases in the US as of mid November...254 thousand dead. That number is rising fast. Good luck from keeping the world falling on you Atlas, Wonder what the orange one offered him to blab such stinking dung. Another doctor with a hypocritical oath.

The smug toad Steve Bannon on yet another shitestirring podcast,spoke about beheading virologist Dr Fauci and the Director of the FBI Christopher Wray...‘I’d put the heads on pikes, right. I’d put them at the two corners of the White House as a warning to federal bureaucrats, you either get with the programme or you are gone.’Twitter banned him outright (and how long did that take?) but the ever wonderful facebook didn’t think that advocating murder online like any other good fundamentalist was reason enough. They believe in the first amendment, hurrah for the robot Zuckerberg.Like? Dislike? Delete, good luck.

And meanwhile the EU budget, involving 673 billion pounds for Covid connected concerns has been blocked by the continuing charming behaviour of Hungary and Poland. And why would they do that at this time of dire need? Why, because the release of the funds is dependent upon the rule of actual law in each of the countries to which the money is allocated. They have some very naughty politicians there who are upset about this and the darlings have taken it personally. These men could well be directly responsible for hundreds of unnecessary deaths. Hungary’s PM Orban said the clause would ‘jeopardise trust’ between member states. Well pal, they already don’t trust you due to your actions in the last ten years over freedom of speech, assembly, judges etc etc.

The Polish ‘Justice’ minister said the clause was ‘...really an institutional political enslavement, a radical limitation of sovereignty’. Sounds like Nigel Farage.(btw, Love that he lost 10 thousand pounds betting on his golden mate to win the US Presidential election. Oh well, you can pick that up fast enough from taking the Euros you rail against eh? Got to relish the classic two faced double English standards he stoops so low to wave so high) Anyway, I digress, if it seems unfair to Poland and Hungary that they act more like actual democracies rather than extremist populist swine, perhaps they should also leave the EU and team up with Mother Russia and Uncle China.Again, Vladimir must be well pleased with how Europe and America are collapsing.

Belarus...the ‘police’ are beating up women, using stun grenades on unarmed pensioners and teens. These are not police and have nothing to do with any law other than that of the jungle. Lukashenko is their Trump, a man who always swore his country would be independent of Russia and then accepts 1.5 billion dollars in loans. Good luck with paying back the interest with your soul Alex, needs must when the Devil drives eh? Loved how those loyal to the dictator described the protestors as truants and transsexuals’. 150,000 of them? Seems a lot. But never mind, hired thugs and sadists are always easy to come by, whatever the country and whatever the year. Easy work and fun if you enjoy it, conscience free. Sure they are just trying to feed their families.

China wants a global QR Covid code, making tracking humans even easier via their brilliant technology. Let’s see who falls for that one, would you want yet more personal data known by those who created the virus and shot their own children? (For the record, I do not think Covid was taken over there and released by enemy agents and I certainly don’t think it was created by accident any more than the updated version will be.) Making a fortune out of others’ misfortune seems quite like disaster capitalism for communists.  Drug companies will be hoping the 19 virus will ‘mutate’ to 21 and 22 in order that we will all need annual vaccines.

Prague, on the anniversary of the Czechoslovakian Velvet Revolution on November 17th, 250,000 march against their PM, (an ex informer to the communists) who has been Premier for too many years...another rich businessman deep in corruption scandals, I loved his comment after witnessing the thousands that he didn’t ‘understand’ why they were doing it. That said, there were many protesting against the use of...face masks. Ok, by all means choose not to wear them. Then stay the hell away from everyone else until you are vaccinated and don’t you dare go to hospital when you fall ill. Deal?

Englerland...The manic baldhead liar Cummings has at last been kicked out of Downing Street and a fine and noble advisor he was to the PM eh? Herd immunity my arse. Seems possible he might work for Farrage and continue destroying the system from within. Fnord. God help us all, the ‘UK’ is hosting the United Nations Climate Change conference in November 2021 and taking the presidency of the G7 in January...with Boris at the helm? Nobody takes this blustering useless lying cretin seriously unless their jobs depend on him. Tory supporters, what does it take for you to see reason, how much evidence of unending failure? At very least replace the Chumocracy rampant in the government or Doom, damnation, despair, death and more doom will repeat.Nice to see we get the vaccine tested on us first...guinea pigs are safer for the rest of the world on an island...

Fascinated to see that 20m pounds were not available for poor children’s free school meals but 21 million in taxpayers’ money for a go between businessman to get PPE (piss poor excuse/personal protection equipment) for NHS staff, was. How much did the go between pocket? 55 thousand dead in UK, fifth in the world,so proud of the levels of national intelligence and Govermental planning. Brexit and Covid in a double whammy with the most incompetent and corrupt government in my lifetime. As John Lydon used to rant on a perfect loop;’ This is what you want, this is what you get’. Possibly I am abusing his actual meaning, sorry Johnny. No future for the UK...None for me anyway...

Was the UK and America’s snowflake nonsense, seeded with the birth of instagram, tik tok et al/ forums with young folk seeking approval from their peers and feeling important when they were ‘Liked’? A few years later in the (ha ha) real world, they are easily insulted by others who do not find them having much depth or value. Kids’, being ‘liked’ is not the same as being respected, or loved. Pretend alpha males, being feared is not respect either.

‘Since words contain both denotations (referents in the sensory-existential world) and connotations (emotional tones or rhetorical hooks) humans can be moved to action, even by words which have no real meaning or reference in actuality. This is the mechanism of demagoguery, advertising and much of organised religion’ RAW. It also explains why, in tandem with tones, symbols and an altered brain speed,directed Will can cause change in ‘realities’. The litany of ritual, the mantras of magick and images focused to fire with the Tantric arrow. Oops, missed again. Anyway...back to the negativity☺‘

...as population increases, wages fall but later prices increase....and the relation between them –is to be considered the index of revolutionary potential...and can be predicted as precisely as eclipses in astronomy’. Robert Anton Wilson, The Widow’s Son (Hilaritas Press) 1985.

Thanks to Covid, hundreds of thousands of businesses have collapsed; the jobless or part timers are unable to pay rent or feed their families...and receive little or no support from governments who have either pocketed their taxes or just given rewards and contracts to their friends. The overload stress levels and knock on effect on those who had the virus and still suffer -or those who could not get into hospital for treatment will be massive. Every populist knows there has never been a better time to manipulate the fear and anger of the masses. Demonstrations, riots and harsher laws will spread each creating their own chain reaction.Watch out for Nationalists pointing fingers, don’t buy their snake oil. Avoid giving groups like QAnon any of your energy, paranoia is a creepy way to live and a sleazy way to die.

Ten months of reading emails which come across like distress signals or suicide notes from friends or that scene in Interstellar when the son knows his father could be dead by the time the message gets through. BUT...‘Help may arrive invisibly and unexpectedly from unknown sources’. Be open to this. Be sensitive and attuned to quantum parallels, there is a reaction going on to all the uff and crud, sidestep, step to the side... Allwhere and all now. You don’t need to ‘believe’ this, just be aware, sense it.

TANA, ORPHEUS, ARADIA, LUCIFER (or Robin, Marian, Orfee, Bride, all ye gentry come from Side)...Protection and guides, projected archetypes created by our minds and evolved by themselves...

We, as a species, exist in a world in which exists a myriad of data points. Upon these matrices of points we superimpose a structure and the world makes sense to us. The pattern of the structure originates within our biological and sociological properties.Persinge and Lafreniere.1977.

The intelligence should direct the will. Aquinas. The light of the body is the eye; if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light. Matt6:22.

Have tied the last five years together and I have a feeling my time in this country is coming to an end, give it seven months perhaps. Thank you for reading, hope some was entertaining...Withe much Love from Donkey Oti, and Onan the Barbarian, stay healthy, wishing you the best Christmas and 2021 possible, Ba-ra-ka, Et in Arcadia Ego . Love, always.                                

[cheollies]

Bad Timing

a/n: I had this sudden urge to write about Hansol so I did it. Hansol reminds me of this really small and cute sheep, so obviously we all must protect this sheep. btw there was no proofreading cause i’m like that so enjoy!!

genre: FluFFFF

warnings: None

Sometimes it baffled you. Your current boyfriend in front of you, who held his drink with both hands, so preciously. Happily sipping his drink as if he was having the time of his life, even stopping for a moment to inspect the insides as though he would discover something other than what he ordered.

He was a bit aloof, in his own world. You eyed him as he ceased sipping, his eyes becoming distant looking while he stared into the table, deep into his own thoughts. You could never tell what he was thinking, it was a complete mystery and before you knew it, he was back to drinking his bubble tea like a child.

And because he was so aloof, so into his own thoughts, he was so innocent in your opinion. So gullible to fall for his friend’s tricks, even calling you to make sure you actually didn’t tell Soonyoung you were going to break up with him.

Hansol was definitely something else in your head. He was once again, aloof, clumsy at times, tripped over his words a lot, and often speaks in noncoherent sentences about a very off topic subject. And all these things combined often the most similar question asked by your friends.

“Why are you dating Hansol? Isn’t he kind of dumb?”

You realized they always whispered the word ‘dumb’ as if Hansol hadn’t realized it himself. But to you, he was neither dumb nor any synonym close to the word. Hansol just liked to approach things differently.

For instance, you had sighed, complaining to him of your broken mug. Sure you had a million other ones you could use but none of them compared to the slanted mug with an enormous handle, and the words ‘Better’ painted sloppily on side of the mug and on the other side the sweet creator had slabbed ‘Hansol’. And the thing you loved about it, the thing that made it such a ‘Hansol’ work of art, he had placed the word ‘Better’ on the side which would face you instead of outwards to showcase to others. So the couple mugs he hand crafted and made for you, that was meant to say ‘Better Together’ turned out to be ‘Hansol Together’.

Now that the precious mug was broken, it was obvious to just let it go and use another mug. But Hansol thought entirely different. He wanted to fix it, he just didn’t know how, he had gathered all the pieces you had kept for keepsake, and when Joshua suggested the ‘why don’t you just glue it back together’. Hansol thought of something different. Hansol, dragging along Seungkwan as to not be lonely, had spent another two of his paychecks, sitting in a pottery room for days to recreate the piece of mugs. And after waiting hours for the paint to dry, he showed up at your doorstep, paint splattered on his clothes and face, the tips of his hair even covered, and the mugs being presented in his hands.

You loved Hansol, absolutely, there was no doubt that when you looked at him, your heart did flips in your chest, and the boys even pointed out how you always had hearts floating above your head. There was just one thing, one thing you wished he could brush up upon.

“Hey y/n,” Hansol looked at you, eyes so mesmerizing, lips curling up into a smile, he was leaning over the table, hand stretched out towards you, and you’re smiling, you bring your own hand out to grasp his only, he moved from your hand, grabbing your drink, “They got your order wrong, I think this is someone else’s.”

Hansol had very bad timing.

“It’s a good thing I caught that before you drank it.”

You were now holding onto your newly made drink, “Yeah. Such a good thing” You didn’t want to be, but you were salty about the situation. It would have been the perfect moment for him to lace his hand with yours but no, he noticed your ‘wrong order’ and decided to fix it instead.

It wasn’t as if his timing wasn’t the worst thing in the world, it was actually his bad timing that brought you two together. You had first noticed the boy when he had accidentally barged into the wrong classroom, your classroom, loudly stating he was present to the entirely wrong class. It didn’t help that it was the middle of the day and the teacher was currently scolding the class for interrupting her.

And after that, you paid attention to the boy whose music was loudly playing heavy rap in the middle of the silent library. On one particular day, when you were just too early for class, you opened the door to your classroom to hear the loud statement from Hansol.

“What am I supposed to say. Y/N I really like you and hope you’ll agree to go on a date with me and then be my girlfriend!” He had screamed the statement to his friends who were now covering their mouths laughing, slamming their hands on the desk to control their laughter after seeing you walk in.

So bad timing wasn’t the worst in the beginning.

“Aw Hansol, aren’t the puppies so cute.” You were cooing at the little dogs that jumped in excited when you poked at the window to the pet shop.

Your boyfriend stood behind you, sipping on the drink that was once yours, “Dogs are such a big responsibility. They poop like everywhere. Can you imagine if humans did that.”

The smile from the puppies wiped off your face at the image he had placed in your head, “Hansol let’s go” Your voice was tinted with disappointment and a bit disgust.

It wasn’t so bad, you tried to tell yourself. It was only the occasional thing when he said something weird or off topic, just like how he tells stories of the boy’s very weak bowel movements randomly during a romantic movie.

Sometimes it was the occasional gesture that was inappropriate. Like when he tries to kiss you while cooking, the gesture would be so much more romantic if you weren’t holding a pan of hot oil. Or the many times he thought it appropriate to poke your sides while you eat, ultimately leaving you in a coughing mess.

You two were standing in front of your apartment door, outside the sun was setting perfectly, and suddenly the atmosphere turned awkward. It was always awkward, you two never knew the perfect way to say goodbye. A kiss? A hug? Last time it was Hansol screaming he really had to go use the bathroom so he bid you farewell while running.

You opened your mouth to end the silence, “I had a really nice time Hansol. I liked just walking around with you today.”

Hansol was silent for a moment, you noticed the way his eyes seemed distant again and you wondered if he heard what you said, “The boys say they really wanna go to paintball next week, did you want to come.”

Ah. the moment ended.

You smiled your best, “No it’s alright. You can go ahead with the boys. Goodnight Hansol.”

“Oh thank god.”

Your hand froze to enter your apartment, “What?” It hurt a little bit to hear him whisper those words.

“I really did not want to go. There’s a festival next week and it’s suppose to have really good food, and some games. And I really wanted to bring you but the boys planned paintball and they asked if I was going to bring you but now that you said no, “ Hansol grinned widely, “We can go to the festival!!”

Hansol was smiling, eyes in crescent moons with his toothy grin, a hearty giggle leaving his mouth. And you couldn’t help yourself, you stood on your toes, your lips softly pressing against his who stopped grinning to latch themselves onto you. Your quick peck left him dazed, stunned, wide eyed before his cheeks tinted red.

“Goodnight Hansol, I look forward to the festival.”

“Uh yeah.” You laughed, watching for a moment as he stood dumbfounded. His feet slowly moving from your door before they were out of sight.