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everyone knows that famous niemöller poem: first they came for the communists and i said "heil hitler" because i was an ardent nazi since the early 1920s. then the only reason i ever got into conflict with the higher ups in the nsdap was after they tried to take too much control of church business while i still wanted us to do our persecution of jews and degenerates autonomously. then with how the war ended that was kinda lucky in retrospect. and then no one ever came for me and i pivoted to preaching about peace and shit in post war europe lol.

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If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

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i have to put the meowrails into every new thing i get into. it’s simply the rules.

i tried to imitate jjba’s art style here, i hope that’s apparent enough. they are supposed to be 17 in this au, simply because it was easier for me to reference rather than 13.

i have a few ideas for potential stands for them, but they’re not done yet. we’ll see.

(sorry if their clothes suck. i have no idea what i’m doing.)

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rose lalonde that i drew in 2020, vs the one I drew in 2016

it is now 2025 should i redraw her again?

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Why are the dial hands underneath the metal pin?

"I'm a security guard and I am tasked with doing rounds of mechanical rooms. I've been asked to look at these specific water pressure dials and examine whether the hands are stable and to inform the administration of the building if they are not. I noticed that two of the hands are underneath the metal pin on which they should rest if they were at zero. I'm very ignorant in plumbing, but is it supposed to be like this? Why is it like that? Doesn't it make the hand impossible to rise above 0 since it's blocked by that pin?"

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Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

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I think we need one of those popular read-along blogs to tackle The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in the same way that's been done for Dracula and Moby-Dick. The number of folks around here who appear to be under the impression that reading a queer subtext into Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a subversion rather than being straightforwardly material to the plot is frankly embarrassing, and I'm assuming this is because nobody's actually read the damn thing.

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Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

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@DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES

Art by Dan Schkade

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I am getting less and less patient for the "actually you liberals/Americans/westerners etc. were never really against the Nazis, only the Pure Hearted Communist were really Anti-Fascist, please ignore that every major Soviet-aligned party was against entering the war up the day the Soviets were invaded" take.

Yes, the grade-school story you learned about Allies Bravely Standing Up to Nazis was oversimplified, that doesn't mean everyone was Secretly Evil instead. Learn a touch of nuance

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hey wait, if scout dies in 1987 and the flashback is 1979, AND is single, doesn’t that mean his kids aren’t going to have a father when they’re like teens?

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Wait does Soldier kill Scout for questioning him or instantly commit suicide when faced with an awkward conversation?

my favorite concept for soldier is him just randomly perfectly pronouncing/translating a foreign word then when asked what the hell he proceeds to be insane again

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am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

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John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

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-An eleven-year-old is rude to Sam. Sam repeatedly attempts to beat the shit out of her. The girl threatens to tell Sam's parol officer, so Sam smashes a tree until it collapses, destroying Dice's mom's car. The little girl launches Sam's money away with a rocket and Sam, again, tries to beat her with a baseball bat. The rocket lands in a graveyard where Woody works. Sam and Cat abandon the little girl in the graveyard with Woody -Cat throws away her shoes. Herb asks if he can keep them -Stacy from Zoe101 gets hit by a car and ends up in a coma. Sam and Cat break into the hospital to steal her shoe

Rewatching Quinton Reviews’s iCarly odyssey. God those Dan Schneider shows were weird. I’m gonna keep a list of actual fucked up weird episodes:

-Carly and friends SWAT Nevel

-Carly makes out with a guy in a coma to win a bet

-The gang make fun of American Idol winner David Cook for having a brother who died of brain cancer

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