#love takeda in this au he's so stupid

[amphirrhvx]

ooo he's eating 🍜(HS'05 AU takeda was made by @kiinuuzzz <3)

[teddybeartoji]

mickey i am kissing ur brain so gently i literally just woke up but i saw the bi!toji post ……… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 REAL & CANON BTW but for some reason the first thought that popped into my head was. uni au….. janitor!toji/professor!reader…………….. hear me out.

toji who just stopped working as an assassin and is trying to get his life together, who just happened to land a job as a janitor at a prestigious university that he takes fairly seriously…. (i just knowww he hates littering students with every fibre of his being. catches them in the act and reaches for his gun out of old habit LMAO) and there’s this nerdy little professor who always arrives at the uni first thing in the morning, without fail, and always gives toji a cheery little greeting when he does. wearing his cozy sweaters and vests and scarves and smiling all bright and sleepy. and for some reason he almost always takes his coffee breaks conveniently close to wherever toji is cleaning… so they can chat a bit….. even though toji usually just listens and grunts every now and then.

and at first toji feels kinda Threatened by this pretty boy bc ???? whyyyy is he interrupting my precious cleaning time. is he trying to supervise me? show off his fancy degrees??? …. reader has the fattest crush on him but toji genuinely doesn’t realize bc he’s wired to always mistrust others :// meanwhile reader is watching him clean internally going what the fuck what the fuckkk why is he wearing a compression shirt it’s literally fucking freezing??? is he teasing me???? does he know?????? they’re both losers actually. big romcom vibes

BUT YEAH i just picture professor!reader being a sleepy but cheery little guy….. who loves loves loves teaching and talking about his subject of choice and toji starts to really enjoy their talks bc reader’s eyes shine soooo brightly when he’s chattering away… all excited and gleaming….. and toji kinda hates teachers but he decides to make an exception this once. maybe starts to initiate conversations of his own every now and then… who knows…………….

OK THAT’S ALL PDHJDDHJF 😭😭 this came to me in a vision and ofc i had to share…. imagine me at a board meeting pointing at my little graphs and powerpoints while u sit in a big ceo chair overlooking the city… pondering janitor!toji and the future of this company…... mickey ur posts genuinely make me fully insane i hope u know that. bi!toji is real and loves you specifically btw <333333 I HOPE U HAVE A LOVELY DAY MWAH :3

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I NEED TO KISS U RN!!!

LIKE THIS ISN'T OKAY BY ANY MEANS HOW DID YOU COOK THIS UP AND WHY IS IT LITERALLY PERFECT AND ALSO HOW IS IT SO IN LINE WITH WHAT I HAD IN MY HEAD?????????????? HOW???????

OKAY FIRST OF ALL WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PROFESSOR!READER KIND OF BEING LIKE TAKEDA FROM HAIKYUUUU??????????????? LIKE THAT'S IMMEDIATELY HOW HE POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIM LIKE THAT I ALS OCAN'T TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK BC I'M GENUINELY SO INVESTED IN THIS FUCKING AU IT'S INSANE

but yeah he's always wearing the comfiest fits just like u said - sweaters, vests, a button-up shirt and a colorful tie sometimes (he was super nervous about wearing the tie at first bc he thought he'd look stupid but he got over it and now he has a rule of wearing a tie at least once a week)(canon). when it's cold he's wearing an oversized coat and an equally big scarf and toji thinks it's very cute i mean what who said that.

another thing just popped into my head when u called him a sleepy guy..... what if it's already like afternoon and all of the students are gone and the professor was supposed to be grading their papers or smth but when toji happens to walk by his class he's just sleeping on the table............... PLSSSS I THINK IT'S SO CUTEE i can see it so clearly in my head the professor's glasses are really weirdly on his face and his mouth is open with a bit of drool spilling out lmao and at first toji just shakes his head like damn this guy is stupid but then he realizes that he's smiling? that his own lips just curved into a small smile all on their own and he's kinda freaked out about it and leaves really fast hasgahsaghshgagsha HE'S A LITTLE AWKWARD SOMETIMES OKAY even big scary teddy bears have their little love moments yk

my immediate thought was that toji would actually be the one to develop the crush first btw................ and he'd be a little like ???? maybe this is his first real male crush? and the reader is just kind of oblivious to it like he thinks that yk toji seems like the straighest guy on the first glance lmao and he thinks that he doesn't have a chance but hehehehehe he's very wrong IDK WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT i wanna know

DON'T GET ME WRONG THOUGH I DO REALLYREALLY LIKE the reader kind of thirsting over him hihihihihi he's so real for that AND I LOVE THE IDEA OF TOJI EVENTUALLY STARTING MORE CONVOS!!!!!! FUCK OFFF HE'S SOO SWEET AAAAAAAAA i love him so much have i said that already

who do you think would take the step to go further though? IN YOUR SCENARIO I MEAN it would obviously take time. a lot of it. bc toji is well... like he is and the professor is nervous and he's kind of afraid to overstep even though he likes him sooooo much... okay i kinda feel like toji would....... and it almost makes the poor professor have a heart attack bc WHAT? hihihihiihi stoppppppppppppp i can see them both in my head soooo clearly and i'm so fucking in love with them they're so cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also got this idea of the professor breaking smth in his class idk like he sits on the chair and one of the legs breaks or smth lmao and he goes on a lookout for smth to fix it with (??????) and he finds toji!!!! and he comes to his rescue, teasing the professor a little bc how the hell did he break the chair you know. and maybe he professor blushes a little..................... IT'S TOJI C'MON EVERYBODY WOULD BLUSH A LITTTLE and then maybe the professor brings him a pastry or something the next day as a thank you and now it's toji who's..... cheeks are looking a little pink?????? and he's grumbling that it's my job. no need to thank me. but the professor just dismissed that immediately and just presses the pastry into his hands and waves him goodbye with a smile. AAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN'TTTT I'M SMILING SO BIG RN MY CHEEKS HURT WHAT IN THE FUCK THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARI. MY SWEETEST LITTLE ANGEL. CAN I USE THIS IN THE DRABBLE I STARTED? LIKE I'M GONNA LINK THIS IN THERE TOO. i just started the drabble based on one of the asks i got - toji just smiling while he's listening to his little bf ramble about his day but i'd love to sprinkle this in there. like maybe he taught a class on smth he really likes so he's just so excited about it. excited that the students were loving the topic or whatever. BUT I DO NEED YOUR PERMISSIONN!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME YOU ALWAYS DO I'M SOOOO GRATEFUL FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU<33333 i can't believe you just cooked it up are you actually gordon ramsay btw? i know you are don't lie to me ari. BI!TOJI LOVES US BOTH THAT'S WHY HIS TITS ARE SO BIG HE'S STORING HIS LOVE FOR US IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU HAD A REALLY REALLLY GOOD DAY MY LOVE MWAH MWAH MWAH<333333333

[casperrscapes]

haikyuu x hogwarts crossover fanfic rec list !!

hello!! i really like haikyuu, and i quite like harry potter, so it makes sense that i like haikyuu x hogwarts fics, doesn’t it? here are some of my favourites ones that i’ve come across!! (o゜▽゜)o☆

be careful, and check tags/warnings before reading!! 

this isn’t in any particular order. 

(i used the little moon phases to represent .5/.25/.75 of a star ( •̀ ω •́ )✧)

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Sixth Time's the Charm by tsumekakusu (T) 2,068 words [kyouhaba] --- (aka How to say "I like you" in six different ways)

kyoutani is such a nerd, and we love him for that. oh, right, yahaba’s also a bit stupid at times... he’s very dense. they get together in the end though, so that’s what matters!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love from the Quidditch Bleachers by sunablinks (NR) 5,271 words [sunaosa, bkg sakuatsu] --- In a wizarding world where everything fell into place because Suna Rintarou just wanted to know why everyone hated the Miya twins so much. “Wanna sneak into the pantry later and grab food for a picnic at the Quidditch field tonight?”

this might actually be the first and only sunaosa fic i’ve ever read?? not cause i don’t like ‘em!! and honestly, i might read some more of these after how cute this one was... but anyways, this is such an endearing fic, and they’re so in love, and i just love this!! suna taking care of osamu is really cute :).

⭐⭐⭐🌖 stardust by InkCaviness (G) 1,415 words [kyouhaba] ---  Shigeru first meets Kyoutani during their Herbology class and he watches in fascination as the Hufflepuff with the permanent scowl and broad shoulders carefully handles delicate plants.

it’s very nice, fluffy fluff, what else can i say?? 

⭐⭐⭐🌖 Magicked by HoneyBeeez (T) 8,470 words [kyouhaba] check tags for this one!! --- Yahaba loves all things medicine, so he's basically a kid in a candy store when he's allowed to be an assistant at the Hospital Wing. He loves what he learns, what he does... the only thing that's a little troublesome is the patients, and even then, its only one patient: Kyoutani Kentarou.

oddly humorous?? also quite sad though... the ending fit kyouhaba so well!!

⭐⭐⭐🌘 Blood by darkbluebox (T) 20,215 words, 10/10 chapters [tsukiyama] ---  Words like "Muggle-born" and "Pure-blood" don't mean a lot when you're still a child, but everyone has to grow up sooner or later.

adjdakjdwka, why do tsukiyama work so well for hogwarts au angst??? this hurt me,,,, but also, why are they so dumb?? like come on!! 

⭐⭐⭐🌗 Show A Little Faith by minijhi (G) 13,872 words, 3/3 chapters [kuroken] --- “Why are you sending me a singing Valentine telegram?" Kenma asks, mouth flattened. "It’s six months until Valentine’s Day.” “I bought a dwarf over the summer to use as cupid.” Kuroo says. “I figured he could use some practice.” - Presenting Kenma as the Boy-Who-Lived, whose living becomes a lot more interesting when Ravenclaw Prince Kuroo Tetsurou starts sending him singing telegrams about defeating the Dark Lord.

kenma as the boy who lived is so jdakdjkad?? idk what to say. also, kuroo sending him valentines (not really valentines, but still) is so funny. 

⭐⭐⭐ The Love Potion Of The Century by mago_teung (M) 170,383 words, 45/45 chapters [daisuga, bokuaka, kagehina, tsukiyama, asanoya, iwaoi, kuroken, ushiten] check tags for this one!! ---  "Wait, give me a sec. I have 7 brain cells left." "I bet you 5 galleons professor Takeda and professor Ukai are smashing each other, right now as we speak." "That Akaashi-san doesn't seem like a Ravenclaw at all. I was so sure he was in Slytherin." "Wait, Sugawara is in Slytherin? ... I've been calling him Hufflepuff trash this whole time." "Guys, I just saw that Slytherin kid Tsukishima and the Hufflepuff Yamaguchi making out at Three Bro-hey, stop laughing! I'm serious!" "You think if I turn into an owl I won't have to do the exams?" "That bitch Oikawa got another love letter. Thinks he's the shit..." "Why are you crying? Stop it." "With how often Kuroo goes to the Ravenclaw tower, you would think he was one of them. Kinda sad though, he's stupid." "I'm telling my daddy about this! ... No, that's my father. I'm pretty sure I said daddy." 

this one is certainly odd!! it’s technically part one of a series, but i’ve only read this first one (and the last oneshot/spinoff/oneoff). it’s very... chaotic?? definitely not everyones cup of tea, and in hindsight, i can’t say i loved it that much. i definitely enjoyed it a lot more in the moment. the whole concept is completely stupid (literally everything happends because of a love potion), but if chaos is your thing, you might like this one!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Oh My! (You didn't know?) by mago_teung (T) 13,977 words [aofuta] --- "I like you! Get it through your thick skull!" ". . . okay?"

spinoff i mentioned above!! honestly, i like this one better than the main fic, haha. it’s very funny and sweet!! 

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Burning Deep, Burning Bright by jellyryans (ryankellycc), ryankellycc (NR) 28,031 words, 4 works [asanoya, kagehina, daisuga] might want to check tags?

this series is absolutely amazing. asanoya focused, but there’s a kagehina and a daisuga fic too!! it’s such a fun twist of the whole asahi and nishinoya fight that happened early on in haikyuu!! it’s so cool to see it in a harry potter au... not really a hogwarts au though, just a harry potter au in general. 

⭐⭐⭐🌗 As Well As You Know Me by Authoress (E) 8,542 words [daisuga, bkg hinayama, kuroyaku] very smutty, check tags!! --- There's nothing like a Gryffindor v. Slytherin match to get the blood pumping. Well, that is, except angry post-game sex, but Suga's a prefect, he would never instigate something like that, right?

umm... i don’t really like smut?? like, i don’t read a lot of it?? so i can’t say whether or not this is “good smut.” but, i like hogwarts aus!! and i loved the whole bit about house loyalty/pride, it was funny, and made a lot of sense considering actual lore of hogwarts!! 

⭐⭐⭐🌖 woo you by bishounen_curious (G) 755 words [daisuga] ---  Suga snickered. “You really have no idea why I’ve been practically stalking you for a week?”

suga has the confidince i’ll never have, i can only dream... and daichi’s oblivousness to why suga’s been “harrassing,” him is so funny,,, this is really just such a funny fic!! 

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Spellbound by orphan_account (T) 6,847 words [daisuga, bkg kuroken, iwaoi] --- Out of all the people Daichi had to fall for, it had to be a Slytherin. Their two houses were supposed to hate each other. To be fair, he was nothing like the stereotypes preached. He wasn’t snide, slimy or pompous. He was beautiful in an ethereal kind of way. He was almost ghostly pale, all innocent brown eyes and silvery-blonde hair. Sugawara Koushi, the boy who was even sweeter than his name suggested.

daichi being done with his underclassmen is so funny, i can’t!! this fic is definitely really funny, but it’s also just extremely sweet?? huge rec from me!! 

⭐⭐⭐⭐🌗 quidditch gloves, parchment, and custard cream by h_lovely (T) 12,450 words [matsuhana] ---  After class, Matsukawa finds Hanamaki in the tall cushy grass by the lake.

hajdkasdjakd, matsuhana > everything !! i love them so much gahhhh!! look at them!! look!!! and a freaking matsuhana hogwarts au??? ‘course i’m going to love it!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐🌗 snowflakes by arsenicjay (T) 3,622 words [bokuaka] --- Bokuto is a simple wizard with simple needs; a nice date, a little romance, and he's all good to go. Or, Akaashi and Bokuto spend a day in Hogsmeade just before Christmas.

they’re so ahdjakdj??? skrunkly?? little blorbos?? i love this sort of fluff,,, the cultural differences/references were really fun too!! 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ don’t let this magic die by canvases (oilpaints) (G) 8,498 words [semishira] --- Shirabu and Semi don’t really get along. By some twist of fate, they wind up sharing a room at the Leaky Cauldron after running away from their respective homes. Both plan on cutting ties as soon as they return to Hogwarts, but cramped rooms have a way of getting even the coldest of people to open up, often in the most unexpected and magical of ways.

i love semishira with, like, my whole heart, and this was so good!! their development- and their banter is written so well!! it’s so funny!! and their dynamic?! chefs kiss. i love this fic so much :’). (if you couldn’t tell by the rating i gave this fic, i have huge bias towards semishira)

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Haikyuu at Hogwarts by Killthespare (T) 622,936 words, 5 works, ongoing [daisuga, asanoya, ushiten, kiyoyachi, yakulev, akisae, bokuaka, shoumika, amanai/ennoshita] ---  Pretty much as the title suggests: a Hogwarts!AU with Haikyuu. It's planned for 7 book series so definitely a longer series. This first few can be read out of order with only minor confusion (about as easily as the first few Harry Potter books can) but there is an overall series plot in addition to the individual plots of each story. As of the fourth book, the previous third story should really be read before the fourth or later books.

i really like this series!! the characters are all really well handled!! it unfortunately hasn’t been updated in a little while, but the author says that they’ll be updating dec.18-19, so now would be a great time to get yourself caught up on the series in prepreation for the next chapter!! i will say, the current book is bound to get interesting... 

⭐⭐⭐🌘 in which tsukishima and yamaguchi win ten points for slytherin by deanpendragon (T) 3,990 words [tsukiyama]

very crack-y i’d say. i think what i originally said when i bookmarked this fic sums up my feelings about it quite well: “eeeeeeeee!!???”

(if you couldn’t tell, i really like short, fluff-and-no-plot sort of fics.)

this is shorter than i’d thought it’d be,,, i’ll probably end up continuing this post as i read more haikyuu hogwarts aus, but here are my recs for now!! 

[xnchxntmxnt]

Hello there!

This is less of a request and more of a brainrot ask (feel free to write about it tho, would be fun to see 👁👁) because I’ve been lurking in the shadows and I think you’re super cool and wanted to talk to you

In short, what do you think would happen if the karasuno volleyball team (faculty included) got isekai’d into teyvat?

For example, they’re in the bus, ready to go to a training camp. Everyone except the driver falls asleep and the driver makes a turn into a grass-land, expecting to be there in a few minutes.

But they don’t

After the panic settles down everyone gets off the bus and they’re for example, in winerise. How would they continue?

(Ps. I’m kind of losing fume and I’m getting sleepy so feel free to add you own thoughts!!!)

omg so i was going to react to this forever ago bc I loved the idea but then I was like. i need to have more brain cells to respond to this to accurately explain my thoughts. and then I forgot.

ANYWAYS im here now <3

i dont work with isekai aus often because i didn't really. know what they were for a while but I figured it out alright. i don't know why I don't google it but its a pride thing at this point

i think they should get thrown into the world, visionless and defenseless. let's say they get thrown into mondstadt just cause that's my fav region. they end up in windrise and right next to that hillychurl camp to the right of the tree and tanaka wants to go fight the mitachurl but gets held back by the collar by ennoshita okay he's not stupid enough to let him go

theyre just standing there, figuring out where the hell they are

honestly. i think they end up running into a knight or adventurer (also confused as to what they're wearing) and escorts them to the city

unpopular opinon: NOTHING happens

i dont mean nothing at all but like. them being there doesn't break the entire world as it is its just. mundane but in such a FUN way

i dont think anyone in particular ends up with a vision but I think suga and takeda would be very interested in learning how it works. daichi or asahi has to stay with the 2nd years at all times to make sure noya or tanaka aren't harassing jean (she deals with enough shit actually). both pass out when lisa low key flirts w them (shes just messing with them tho its not anything crazy)

ukai? good buds with diluc and charles and the angel's share after a while. hinata LOVES timmie and is a tcg GOD. befriends diona doing that

yachi and kiyoko spend a lot of time in the knights library with lisa chatting and eventually join the adventurers guild part time and go take some commissions once in a while together. sometimes takeda tags along to make sure they're safe (he doesn't do much)

tsukki and yamaguchi also become tcg gods and end up meeting a few people through that, and really want to explore around some of the other nations, so they make a field trip and go south to liyue. chaos ensues there and hinata falls in love w beidou (not in a romantic way just in an appreciation way) and is excited about becoming a pirate

i have so many thoughts. there's so many and I think their relationships with each of the characters would be so FUN. everyone knows them as the weird squad of guys that isn't really from anywhere but everyone appreciates anyway

[katsukisbimbo]

Kuroo x Volleyball Player! Reader

Kuroo Tetsurou x Volleyball Player! Reader

wordcount: 3,087

genre: strangers-to-lovers au with fluff, crack and a little bit of smut :)))

summary: meeting kuroo tetsurou might be the best thing that has ever happened to you

first of all

kuroo pissed you off to no end

absolutely pissed you off

the first time you met him was when you were a first year

your brother keishin has asked you to come with them for the practice match they had with nekoma

the moment you got to school you had to DASH to go to the washroom because you had to pEee

gosh

curse your tiny bladder

when you went out everyone was already on the bus

sigh

you were gonna have to sit with someone you don’t know

because FOR SURE

your stupid brother keishin would be sitting next to takeda-sensei

the moment you hopped on the bus

everyone suddenly became quiet

0.0

everyone was jus like

uh

who’s this cutie

is she lost

she’s from shiratorizawa what’s she doing here

huh

and noya and tanaka are just screaming at this point

“wHO IS THIS GODDESS WHO DECIDED TO BLESS US WITH HER PRESENCE?!?!? I LOVE YOU PLEASE SIT NEXT TO ME RYU GET OUT NO I DONT CARE GET OUT”

cue tanaka landing on the floor

“nOYA-SAN WHY”

and you’re just like

lmao what

and literally all the seats are taken except for the guy who literally yeeted his bald friend into the next dimension

sigh

i guess you had to sit next to the cutie huh

you look at your brother pleading for help

but he just ignores you and talks to sensei

sIGH

your brother was so thirsty that he didn’t even CARE if these boys ate you alive

gosh

it’s okay

it be like that

f in the chat for y/n

oKAY enough self pitying

you reluctantly sit beside the really loud guy

“hi my names ukai y/n! what’s your name?”

“m-my name is n-nishinoya yuu”

cue noya looking like a literal tomato

“nice to meet you!! i’m excited to work with you nishinoya-san! if i may ask, what year are you in?”

“iM in sEcond yEar”

gosh noya’s so proud

“oH you’re my senpai then!! it’s really nice to meet you senpai!! i hope we have a good trip”

GAHSJDJSHS

you called him senpai

without him asking you to

GOSH

could you be any more perfect

“agHjsjdhsjajszjJAK”

“those aren’t words...”

“...”

“...”

and at that point noya was brain fried so you just put on your earphones and chilled

...

...

*gagging*

“hINATAAGAHAJSKSHS”

what

what was going on

you turned your head

and you saw this orange haired babie throwing up on the bald guy who got yeeted

and suddenly

chaos ensued

everyone was screaming because of the stench

you were gagging so hard that you felt your breakfast coming back up

but your seat buddy was having the time of his life laughing at his two friends who were having a dilemma

gosh

today was gonna be crazy

finally you guys had finally arrived at nekoma and honestly that’s as the most chaotic car ride you’ve ever experienced

but luckily on the way you’ve made yourself familiar with everyone on the team

especially the third year cuties

and no you did not say that to their faces because you’re shy :((

you guys finally get out of the bus and you see

a god

with crazy looking hair

“well if it isn’t the crows” “did you have a good ride here you country bumpkins?”

and daichi’s bout to lose it

“kuroo-san nice to see you again”

and you can definitely feel the tension in the air

was it just you or is it hot in here

kuroo suddenly turned to look at you and honestly you’ve never been more intimidated in your life because wow

he’s beautiful

“who’s the pretty girl daichi-san? is she your girlfriend?”

“no no she’s our couch’s sister”

“hi i’m ukai y/n, nice to meet you”

and you shake his hand and you’re SHOCKED

“kuroo tetsurou, likewise”

his hand is so warm n rough oh god

you suddenly wonder what it would feel like to have his hands slowly wrap around your throat as he starts to thru-

NO

nO DIrtY ThOuGhTs

bad

bad y/n

you’ve been so caught up in your day dream that you didn’t realize that you were still hold kuroos hand

and you look up to see kuroo looking like a smug little shit as if he was saying

‘are you ever gonna let go or?’

and it really made you wanna hit him

really badly

you wanted to punch his mouth

with your mouth

GAHSJDGA

stOp

okay anyways

you snatch your hands away from kuroo and he just smirks at you like a smug little bastard

“what’s wrong kitten? didn’t wanna let go of my hand?”

at this point you’re too flustered to even talk so you take it as the time to back off and just let kuroo be a little fuckhead

but suddenly you’re snatched by tanaka and noya

you somehow end up bumping into kiyoko and you’re just like “omg i’m so sorry kiyoko-san i didn’t mea-“

“don’t worry about it y/n-chan, accidents happen”

and wow

wow

a goddess

now you see what tanaka and noya see

she’s beautiful

maybe you do want the best of both worlds.....

...

...

ANYWAYS

tanaka and noya end up showing you off to their equally as weird friend taketora and of course like the normal person you are you greet him and introduce yourself

but before he even gets the chance to talk kiyoko’s already pulling you away telling you that she needed some help with setting up some of their gear

and of course like the puppy you are you follow her because yes you’re in love with her

i mean

who isn’t

lesbi honest

everyone’s a simp for kiyoko

moving on

finally they’ve started to play a match

and you’re very impressed

especially by hinata and kageyama because wow their skill was amazing

and hinata’s jumps were crazy

obviously you played volleyball yourself being ukai’s grand daughter

and you weren’t that bad

considering the fact that you play for japan’s u19 team with ushijima

who was a very close senpai to you

so close to the point where you’d call him your older brother

rip keishin

back to the game

everyone in karasuno was very promising and you were getting excited with the ideas that were flooding into your head

but nekomas not too bad either

they were pretty solid with their defence and some people might think that it’s all about the attacks but

your attack doesn’t mean anything if the ball doesn’t touch the floor in the court

you were very impressed with the bedhead’s receives a n d blocking

every time he managed a good save or blocked anyone he would always glance in your direction

and it may or may not have made you feel nervous because who doesn’t get nervous when an attractive person looks at you

sadly

the game finished rather quickly

at this point everyone was already cleaning up and of course you decided to help

you thought that you would be able to play just a little bit but your brother just wanted you to familiarize yourself with the teams before you went on the week long training camp with them

which was in two weeks

:)

you were trying to take the volleyball net down until a tall figure comes up behind you and takes the net from you

you turn around and guess who it is

kuroo frocking tetsurou

what a surprise

“don’t worry about it peaches i got it”

wha

did this man just call you PEACHES

peaches as in the scary girl who goes to famous peoples houses?

i think NOT sir

“pEACHES? what is that supposed to mean??! huh?!?”

“woah woah calm down babe, it’s just a nickname. i call you peaches cuz you smell like peaches”

ohhh

okay

that’s fine

“i’ve been wondering though, if you smell like peaches then would you taste like peaches??”

wHAT

wHATSGFSZHSJ

rip y/n’s remaining brain cells

“how about it doll? are you gonna give little old me a taste?”

and he’s suddenly pushing himself closer to you

and you close your eyes because it really looks like he’s about to kiss you and omg it’s like your first kiss hELP

but instead of a kiss

he just laughs at you

this man is literally bent over and CACKLING his lungs out

“you’re so cute doll, i wouldn’t kiss you without your permission. plus i gotta take you out first. wanna go on a date with me some time?”

and you’re just so caught off guard

that you can’t even manage a verbal response

like you just nod your head and then he’s ruffling you’re hair and walking away with the volleyball net

what the hell just happened

did you just score yourself a date

yes

yes you did

you go girl

sadly

it’s time for you and your babies to go

and kuroo being the good person he is

walks you guys out

but before you can get on the bus

kuroo pulls you to the side and bends down to your height to whisper in your ear

“text me sometime peaches”

and you suddenly feel him putting a piece of paper in your back pocket

then he’s pushing you onto the bus and you’re just dumbfounded

did he just touch your bum

could he not just hand it to you

not that you were complaining,,, but now you just wanna know what it would feel like if he just grabbed your bum with both of his hands while you sit on his la-

nO

BAD

BAD

BAD

gosh you have it bad for this boy

the moment you got him you debated whether to text him or not

i mean

you didn’t even look at the piece of paper yet

so you go into you back pocket and open the paper

‘xxx-xxx-xxxx text me when you get home peaches, i already miss your pretty face -kuroo’

WHY IS HE SO CUTE

you get up and start looking for your phone

and you spend like 6 minutes trying to think of what to say

but you finally settled with

hi :)

hopefully that was normal enough

and not even 1 minute later you already got a reply

hey cutie :) did you get home safe

wHY IS HE SO DARN CUTE

and your conversation goes from there

you guys literally talk about everything

from his favourite colour to the time when your leg fell in a hole and you slammed your whole body on the ground causing your ribs to shift and now whenever somebody touches the top of your chest they can feel the top of your ribs

(that was actually a true story and yes it happened to me and yes my ribs are very very fucked up but i’m still alive soooo)

by the time you were back in tokyo

you and kuroo were basically best friends

you guys texted, called, and facetimed every day

you stepped out of the bus and low and behold

it was kuroo waiting for you

“tETSUU”

you run to him and jump in his arms

and he catches you and swings you around a few times

everyone was just like

o.o

‘when did they get so close’

and your older brothers just like

>:(

this is n o t good shaggy

and kuroo introduces you to everyone

especially his buddies bokutou, akaashi, and kenma

and bokutou’s bombarding you with questions

and he asks why you’re wearing a shiratorizawa sweater

and you’re just like ‘i go to school there..’

and he’s just like

“oH YOU KNOW USHIJIMA? IM IN THE TOP 5 ACES RANKING WITH HIM IM SO COOL RIGHT”

“bokuto-san i think you’re scaring her”

“aKAAASHGHSI YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY ‘bokuto-san you’re so cool’”

and you and kuroo are just laughing your asses off

while kenma’s playing with his psp

pspspspspsppss

“bokuto-san you’re so cool”

“aKAAASHUDID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT EARLIER”

at that point you and kuroo have already walked away

and he brings you to your room

and helps you settle down your things

gosh he’s such a gentleman

y/n was ready to risk it all for this man

“peaches you okay?”

“oH i’m fine yes yes i’m fine tetsu”

“okaaaayyyy if you say so peaches” and kuroos just going through your bag checking if you have snacks

“tetsu i don’t have any snacks in there for you”

“really? what do you mean? you do have a snack for me tho”

and you’re jus like lol no i don’t

and he’s slowly walking towards you and you highkey feel intimidated but fuck that you’re not a bussy

at this point kuroo’s sitting on your legs while his arms are slowly creeping up your sides

and in your head

you’re just like

‘ahh this is it i’m gonna have a heart attack’

and suddenly

kuroo’s tickling you and you’re crying on the floor because HSJDJH

TICKLES

“tETSU PLEASE I CANT BREATHEEHHHD”

“what’s that peach? i cant hear you”

“tETSU YOU DIPSHIT PLEASE STOPFDISHS”

“hmm i don’t know, i think i’ll stop if you say ‘nya’ for me”

“gO TO HELLSKDIS”

“come on pretty, say it for me”

you’re blushing sO HARD

“n-nya”

and kuroo just freezes up because he didn’t think that you’d actually do it

“tetsu? u ok?”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“tetsu”

“o-oH yeah i’m fine silly i was just thinking”

“what were you thinking about neko-chan?”

“you.”

GAHSJDJSHSGS

he was going to be the death of you

you, kuroo, bokutou, akaashi, hinata, and tsukishima suddenly ended up at an empty gym

and you guys wanted to play a match so

why not

it was you, kuroo, and tsukki

versus bokutou, hinata, and akaashi

it was a very intense but fun game

akaashi set to bokutou and bokutou did a cross shot

which wasn’t properly blocked by tsukishima

but luckily you were there to pick it up

and kuroo set to you and you slammed it down before they could even block you

the whole gym was silent

wha

how did-

hUH

“peach what”

“what tetsu”

“since when were you so good at volleyball”

“tetsu i play for japan’s u19 team, why did you think i was here in the first place? i’m here to help you guys”

and hinata’s just yelling

“y/n-cHAN I DIDNT KNOW YOU PLAYED NO WONDER WHY YOU LOOKED SO FAMILLIAR OMGJDSI”

after you got exposed

it was only you and tetsu left in the gym

after everything was cleaned up

kuroo pulled you aside before you could leave the gym

“t-tetsu what’re you doing? the gym lights are already of-“

“shut up for one second”

o.o

ogey then

“peaches i really like you. i know that we haven’t known each other long but it feels like i’ve known you since forever. will please let me take you out”

what

...

did he just

yes he did

“t-tetsu,,, i really like you too, and i would love it if we could go out on a date sometime”

and at that moment tetsu just

“HELL YEAHHH”

and he’s getting close to you again

to the point where he’s pressing you against the wall

he cups your cheek and leans closer to your face

“peaches,, can i please kiss you right now”

“yeah”

you close your eyes as you feel tetsu’s hot breath hovering other your soft lips

gosh

this was it

your were gonna kiss tetsu

your crush

until

...

...

...

...

“gET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SISTER BRAT”

and kuroos just like

wHAT THE FUCK

it’s your brother

keishin

“nII-SAN WHY”

“gET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW Y/N”

and you sadly look up at tetsu

and he just smiles at you and gestures for you to go

until you get up on your tippy toes and kiss tetsu full on the mouth

you catch him by surprise but he quickly kisses you back

you wrap your arms around his neck and slowly work your way up into his hair until you’ve got a good grip on him

kuroos hands weren’t staying still either

his hands were slowly creeping down your sides until he grabs the back of your thighs and pulls you up and holds you against him

his hands end up on your bum

and then

he squeezes

“THAT IS IT Y/N STOP SUCKING FACE AND GET OVER HERE”

oops

[sunflowersandmirage]

haikyuu characters as texts sent by my irl groupchat

Aone: You can't beat me, I lack eyebrows Tanaka: If I ever rule a country, instead of saluting, we'll dab Nishinoya: Today was a productive day. I stabbed a Pepsi Kita: The merciful despacito gods Kiyoko: horror au: everyone is straight now Osamu: It's okay, we'll revive him with pasta salad Kageyama: If you're an egg, you're a dumbass Lev: Mario's looking really happy, completely destroying capitalism Oikawa: Calm down... he said sexily Bokuto: By day, I'm your dad. By night, I'm your mom, and in the afternoons I'm whatever you want Kuroo: The relationship between my best friend and I can be summarized by the fact that we accuse each other of being furries, and then we aggressively meow at each other Sugawara: Hey, what the hell? Just tell them to go fuck themselves. And calm down Koganegawa: So, to recruit this one guy I need to recruit his childhood friend. and to recruit his childhood friend I need to pLAY SOCCER AGAINST DINOSAURS Hinata: What is that microwave in the hallway for? Tsukishima: The teachers will throw it at you if you misbehave Hinata: Cual es tu motherfucking name, joder? Yamamoto: Everything is losses today. First fortnite kid leaves. And now you do this to me Alisa: The L in LGBT is for Luigi. I am An LL, THE Luigi Lesbian Asahi: Animal Crossing: Survival Mode Matsukawa: Youtube recommended me a Romeo and Cinderella cover sung by Spongebob, and now I'm gonna make it your problem too Hanamaki: The best way to start Pride Month is calling people out for Homestuck Crimes Kinoshita: It was worth the risk. Or the dick, cause I have seen a lot Fukunaga: As far as I know, you can't make a baby breath out fire Atsumu: I'm the seer of... Time? Heart? Seer of I FUCKING KNEW IT. HELL YEAH! Konoha: IGNORE MY GAY NINJA EPIPHANY, WON'T YOU Ushijima: I ended up breaking the floor by beyblade-ing too hard Natsu: And that's all I am now. A communist baby Yaku: Do you know what's the difference between fruit milkshakes and fruit juice? Can't be the milk, some juices have milk too Lev: ... fuit Shirabu: In the game of cardboard, either you win or you die Hoshiumi: He has lost tiny privileges. if he calls anyone else short, I'll have to arrest him Kenma: Bowser is actually a gay icon because in Mario 64, when you throw him Mario says "So long, gay Bowser!", which compliments Luigi being a literal disaster gay. In this essay I will- Nishinoya: You tell them, Hinata! Just because we're short doesn't mean we can't stab them Saeko: TODAY I LEARNED THAT LESBIANISMS CAN SOLVE LITERALLY ANYTHING That one nationals guy and his gf, I forgot their names: WE ARE JUST OMNIPRESENT Miwa: BIG LESBIAN ENERGY WITH A KNIFE Tendou: If I were your government assigned magical girl companion, I'd give you the power to arson Suna: Hello. My name is Suna Rintarou, and I'm a normal girl, except I'm Satan Takeda: And the road trip ended with the whole class singing Baby Shark Daichi: My life is weird and my hats are many Kenma: So while we were playing Animal Crossing, Lev wrote "penis" on the board and then I tried to behead him with my axe Yukie: Mutual morosexuality. The beautifulest kind of love Futakuchi: DOES AONE IS EYEBROWS I'M DYING HERE Iwaizumi: ARE YOU STUPID OR DO YOU EAT SOUP WITH A FORK!? Us: Things would be easier if I was in charge. Everyone could be gay Yachi: I was panicking because I thought I missed the bus. I was inside the bus Gin: Fuck, Suna, you look like you should sleep for 3 thousand years Semi: You all should know lyric videos written in Comic Sans are not trustworthy Yamaguchi: You WILL heal. This is a threat. Where's that Goku post- Goshiki: My dad (Tendou) told me he casually licks lemons. In no time, I will too Aran: I just can't compete against Kansai Logic

Akiteru: My brother placed a pair of crocs under my bed and I am scared

Ukai: [sternly] Do you know what this means...? No, I don’t either

Kindaichi: Hello, I’m Kindaichi, I like books, I’m Veget- Kunimi: -A, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS

Akaashi: Between all of us, we have 3 braincells, none of them functional

[elysianslove]

first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333

oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk

karasuno high

they lose their shit. 

every single one of them. 

mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 

it’s so endearing though. 

they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 

noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 

daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 

you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 

but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 

you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 

noya greets you with a really big hug

tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 

daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday

they all act super normal during practice but you can tell

you can tell

they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 

after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 

you just sigh and go “you can ask” 

your poor eardrums </3 

they’re so fascinated by everything you say 

kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen

noya’s like “make me fly” 

and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 

they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 

cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 

kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 

i love him 

they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 

not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable

he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 

and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 

it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.

aoba johsai

my favorite team 

i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 

this is going somewhere i swear.

so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 

how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 

“damn must be the weed.” 

you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 

he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 

it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 

“so it’s not the weed?” 

they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 

it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 

oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 

“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 

yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 

also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals

you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 

shuts his pretty face up <3 

they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 

they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 

like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 

sounds fair 

they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 

especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.

anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3

nekoma high

they. they’re idiots. all of them. 

kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 

omg kenma would lose his MIND. 

HES A GAMER BRUH 

HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.

but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 

ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 

bc yk. you’re kids. 

and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 

and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 

and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 

keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly

yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 

“bet?” 

and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 

kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 

lev’s like

gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 

when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 

you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 

they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 

kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 

whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 

especially bokuto and hinata 

and you do obviously 

it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 

scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 

kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him

it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 

overall a very chaotic reaction 

they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 

incredible <3333

[obscureamor]

❝𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠❞

❥     takeda ittetsu x fem! reader x ukai keishin

❥     t/w  |  nsfw, dubcon, mentions of past noncon, light choking, manipulative behaviors

»     a/n  |  part of the lovesick server collab! the prompt was ‘yandere purge au’

Takeda Ittetsu and Ukai Keishin.

They were an odd pair, but they worked nonetheless.

When you first met Takeda, he was the sweetest thing ever. He was the physical embodiment of a sweet candied apple you’d get during the holidays. You remember him showing you around the school and making sure you had all your bearings straight as his assistant teacher. The sweet, sweet smile laced on his lips was nothing compared to now, nothing compared to the way he looked at you with such adoration as the TV played low in the background. If it was possible, his eyes would have glimmering hearts and a halo of love would be atop the crown of his head as he stared at you. It was the look a child gave the toy they’ve been begging their parents for.

Meeting Keishin was a different story altogether. He had heard so much about you from his dearest friend Takeda and at first, he didn’t see it. He didn’t see the hype and the ethereal being Takeda made you out to be. Keywords being at first. Many nights at the bar turned into Takeda getting drunk off his ass, spewing too many emotions and ballads about you. His words laced strongly with such fondness and passion. It was the words someone would spew out when they rambled about their interests.

The way your hair was as soft as rabbits fur.

The way your lips reminded him of watermelon sugar when you wore that pink tinted lip gloss.

The way your panties were as cute as you.

The way it was dangerous how you left your apartment key under your doormat for just anyone to use.

The way you smiled oh-so-proudly when you completed a grueling task, calling out to him with a ‘Look! Takeda-san!’

The words never failed to have his cock twitching in his pants. Takeda could name everything and anything about you. That’s what made Keishin pay attention to you, that’s what made Keishin offer up his apartment for protection during the purge.

It would be stupid of you not to accept. 

You weren’t as well endowed as Keishin. In order to get up to his place, you needed to go through the store first, and the metal gates keeping everything under lockdown were stronger than your flimsy wooden apartment door. But with the way Takeda was staring at you as you tried to read the book you’d brought along… you couldn’t focus. When you finally felt him look away, the breath you’ve been holding was let out. You could see him fiddling with his glasses in the corner of your eye, cheeks flushed pink for reasons unknown to you. Keishin isn’t doing anything special, just sitting on the couch next to you as he smokes his cigarettes. You hate how calm he is.

You wonder if this is how it’s always been for him, being able to sit back inside the comfy confines of his home while all hell broke loose outside. Has Keishin ever wanted a darling to take for himself? Was he ever madly in love with someone to the point of going to extremes on the well-known purge night?

Now that you think about it, you didn’t know much about Keishin. He was Takeda’s friend and you’ve seen him on the rare occasion that you help out with the volleyball team. Those instances were the worst. Whenever you were around to help, Takeda and Keishin would always let the players and managers go home early. It’d be late at night as the three of you would bring down the net and collect volleyballs, wheeling the cart into the storage room. You could remember with such detail the way Keishin trapped you against the cart, hands on either side of you as you could feel him grind into your ass, hardened cock poking you.

You didn’t know that Takeda was watching… neither of you did. He watched on, small whimpers leaving his mouth as Keishin used you until he eventually came, spilling his hot seed all over himself. Takeda didn’t notice the tears leaking out of your eyes or the way you bit down on your lip hard to at least save some dignity. All he knew was that you looked beautiful as Keishin was rutting against you.

It was stupid of you to accept Keishin’s offer because of that, but you knew he wouldn’t try anything, not with Takeda around.

You feel light-headed, nauseated as you feel the need to pass out. You didn’t drink or eat anything that would cause the suspicion to arise within you of being drugged. You chalk it up to anxiety. You’ve always gotten like this during the dreaded purge. Although you’re all high up, you can still hear the screams of those who are outside. The ‘where are you, darling?’ and the ‘get back here’s. You felt for everyone still out there, but you were getting fidgety, eager to leave even though not much time had passed.

You just needed to get out of here and away from Keishin.

It makes you tense up, a small squeak leaving your mouth when you can feel his hand fall on top of your thigh. You look at his hand before your eyes trail up to his face. He’s focused on the TV as an aerial shot of major cities comes to view. There’s houses being broken into and people chasing each other. You can tell that he knows what he’s doing with the way his cigarette hangs smugly from his lips. The lit end is growing a bright vermilion as it burns, just like your face is burning hot at the feel of his skin on yours. His hand starts to trail up, slowly dipping into the plush of your inner thi—

You stand up, making sure you have your phone on you before you speak, “I-I’m, uh, going to go use the bathroom.”

You spare a glance at Takeda, already seeing the way his brows furrow, lips slightly parted. You give him a soft smile before continuing on your way.

-

The first thing you do when you’re inside the bathroom is lock the door. A deep sigh leaves you as you lean against it. You pull your phone out of your pocket, scrolling through your contacts.

‘Tanaka S.’

You click on it. Hoping she’ll pick up, hoping she’ll at least take your mind off things and tell you you’re just paranoid. That everything will be okay and that you’re safe with Keishin, safe with Takeda. She knows them better than you do.

“Come on. Come on,” you mutter to yourself.

It rings.

Once

Twice 

Thrice

You wait until the sound of her voicemail plays, the beep giving you your cue to speak.

“Hey…” You sigh out. “I-I just, uh… I’m safe for one, but— just— something doesn’t feel right. I don’t know… Saeko, please call me back,” you whisper.

You pull the phone away from your ear and it’s only now that you notice the call ended right as you were about to send off the voicemail.

“Fuck,” you hiss.

You try again. This time there are no rings. The call doesn't even get a chance to start. 

Someone from the outside must have a phone jammer on… but is that possible? Would it really reach up here? It’s silent as you try to process what's happening. Until it isn’t. There’s shuffling outside the door and unless Keishin needs something from his room... no one should be there. You slowly step away, phone in a death grip as you narrow your eyes. You don’t see any shadows creeping in from the bottom of the door.

‘I’m going crazy,’ you think. 'I’m just paranoid. Takeda would never let anything bad happen to me.’

You brace yourself as you open the door. The feeling of relief that washes through you is as clear as day when you see no one outside or anywhere near the hall. Your shoulders sag as you sigh out and continue on your way.

-

‘Huh?’

It wasn't that much of an off sight, but coming back to an empty living room isn't all that soothing. Maybe Keishin did go off to his room, but that still wouldn't explain Takeda’s disappearance. Your feet are moving and suddenly you take great interest in the things on Keishin’s kitchen table. There are pamphlets from places you don’t recognize, but there’s one… ‘Yandere Emporium!’ It shows a plethora of supplies, one of them being a... a phone jammer. It’s circled with a red pen, the type he uses when he corrects students’ work. You're too caught up in your discovery that you don't hear the person coming up from behind you. There's a gasp that leaves you as their arms come to wrap around you. Your body tenses up and you already know who it is from their stature.

“Keishin,” you warn. “You can’t— You can’t do this here, please…”

He's kissing at your neck, hand going to cup your mound while the other goes to grope at your tit. It’s instant when your vision starts to cloud as you're reminded of that time in the storage closet. The time Keishin whispered in your ear that if he had more time he’d take you fully and properly like you deserve. It's only now that you remember something you tucked away so far in the corners of your mind…

'When the purge comes around you better be ready, y/n.'

A sob leaves you only to be muffled by Keishin’s hand. You can feel his fingers pry your mouth open, worming their way in and resting on your writhing tongue.

He can't do this. He can't do this with Takeda around. He won’t.

Where is Takeda?

Your eyes widen as he shoves his other hand down your pants. You can feel his forefingers rubbing at you through the fabric of your panties and you feel like you're screaming— you think you're screaming but you can't tell with the way your blood is rushing to your ears. You can't move. You scream at yourself to fight back and it finally seems like you have control over your limbs again. Your hand is tugging at his wrist, clawing at it and you can feel your nails digging into his skin. You completely stop when you hear him groan out, eyes widening because it should hurt. Why is he acting like it doesn't hurt?

“Calm down.” He chuckles. “You act like I won't treat you right.” He grinds into you, grunting at the way his cock fits snugly between your ass.

It's a miracle when you catch sight of the bespectacled man. Keishin lets the hand in your mouth drop down to your throat. The fact that he’s not even trying to hide his actions from Takeda should be a big red flag for you. You always looked at the world through rose-tinted glasses and that's what Takeda loved about you so much. It reminded him of flowers blooming in the summer and it only showed him how sweet you really were.

“T-Takeda! Takeda, please help me! Pl—” your voice starts to die down when you realize what’s wrong. “Please…” you whisper looking at him with shaky lips and eyes filled with disbelief, filled with betrayal. Takeda wrings his hands together, cheeks flushed a cherry red as his eyes dart from Keishin’s hand down your pants to your face. You can already tell he’s hard… hard at the sight of you crying and getting used by his colleague.

Your head falls back onto Keishin’s shoulder as you cry, biting your bottom lip as his fingers shove your panties to the side and finally make their way inside you.

“How are you going to get help from him when this was his idea all along, sweetheart?” Keishin taunts.

This was his plan all along.

Your eyes clench shut, desperately trying not to think about the way Keishin’s fingers are thrusting in and out of you. You can hear the sound of screeching, wood dragging against the floor. When you open your eyes, you can see Takeda staring at you. He’s sitting at the kitchen table, eyes studying your figure.

“Are you gonna cum?” Keishin mutters. “You gonna cum all over my fingers, huh, pretty girl?”  He can feel the way your walls are tightening around him and just when you’re about to cum, just when you’re about to give in, he pulls them out. You watch as he holds them up, fingers spreading and slick glistening on them. He brings them to Takeda’s mouth. Your eyes widen and you watch as Takeda's lips wrap around Keishin’s fingers. There's a lewd sucking noise that rings in your ears as Takeda cleans off your essence.

You don't do much except keep your lips in a tight line when Keishin brings those same fingers up to your mouth. “Open your whore mouth, y/n,” he whispers. His hand squeezes around your throat and your mouth drops open. He groans at the way you lap at his digits, tongue swirling around. You don’t like how you’re giving in so easily, how you’re letting this happen, but what can you do? It’s either stay safe here or have someone else who has their eye out for you take you.

What if they’re some sadistic freak? What if they want to hurt you because they don’t want anyone else to have you?

It’s overwhelming. The thoughts. The emotions.

You can feel Keishin bending you over the kitchen table, pants and panties being pulled down. You blink once, twice, thrice as the clicking of his belt resonates in your ears. It reminds you of the bell at the diner Takeda and you used to go to. He was always eager to drive you two there as it was a long way from Miyagi. It was 24 hours and when you two were swamped with his students' work to grade, you’d always spend hours there. Hours talking, hours telling Takeda about yourself and now that you realize it… it was mainly you who did the sharing. You knew things about Takeda… just not as much as he knew about you.

You whine when you feel the head of Keishin’s cock slide along your opening. He gives no warning as he pushes in relatively easy and there’s a laugh that leaves him as you try but fail to muffle your gasp. 

“Finally,” Keishin groans as he bottoms out within you, walls fluttering around his length. His hands fall to your ass, pulling the soft flesh apart before pulling out and thrusting back in. You moan as he seems to hit deeper than before, as he starts kneading the flesh, calloused hands giving you a sensation you’ve never felt. “Finally I get to experience this tight ass pussy.”

Your nails are digging into the tabletop. You feel like a rabbit that’s being taunted and teased by foxes before being eaten. Although, it’s already happening. You’re already being eaten and Takeda was the sly fox who planned everything. He gained your trust, your comfort, and planned out something so horrible it’s eating you alive. Your face is covered by your forearms, trying desperately to hide the way you’re panting and moaning out as Keishin’s cock fills you up again and again. The feeling of someone's hand stroking your hair makes you flinch. Takeda’s face is all you can see as you lift your head.

“Do you feel good?” His brows furrow, eyes looking over your face for any signs of discomfort. His question echoes in your head. You know it’s genuine… everything about Takeda was. “Do you want Keishin to go faster?”

You can’t control it when you nod your head, when a ‘Keishin, faster, please’ falls from your lips.

“Keishin, you should probably—” Takeda starts, but everything is blurred out as Keishin’s hand starts to rub at you. You can hear a muffled ‘I know what I’m doing specs.’ as you cry out in both pleasure and humiliation. Humiliation because your hips seem to be chasing each one of his thrusts. Pleasure because when Keishin lifts one of your legs onto the table you wail out, creaming just from the sensation of his long cock hitting even deeper.

It makes you feel nauseous when Takeda’s hand comes to hold yours. His thumb rubs over your knuckles and you don’t know how he’s acting like you’re not getting railed by his friend right in front of him.

“You’ll be staying with specs,” Keishin grunts out over the sound of smacking, stray curses leaving his mouth as your walls clamp down around him. “Of course I’ll still visit you from time to time, but you're his.”

You nod your head. Your free hand comes up to root into Takeda’s hair, a squeak leaving him as you pull him in for a kiss. He tastes like candied apples with a mix of you. You can feel his hands come up to your face, wiping away the new set of tears that are falling. You don’t know how much time is left, but when the purge ends and if you’re still here… Keishin is right.

You’re completely and utterly Takeda’s.

You won’t have a chance to leave him until the next purge, won’t be able to resist his shaky smiles and the way his face heats up when you get a little too close. His plan wasn’t all that difficult and getting Keishin to help him with the promise of finally being able to fuck you wasn’t in vain at all. It didn’t take much convincing to get Keishin to come onto you in the storage closet either. It painted Takeda in a wholesome light. It made you trust him more than you did Keishin.

“Fuck,” Keishin hisses. “I’m gonna fucking cum. I’m gonna fucking fill up this pretty little cunt.”

He’s rambling. Keishin doesn’t know what he’s saying as your walls flutter around him and you cry into Takeda’s mouth as you cum again. The feeling of his warm seed flooding into you is so overwhelming— you drop. You drop onto the table, head in your arms as you sob. You feel empty when Keishin pulls out of you. He pulls your bottoms back up and they both watch as you try to collect yourself. It’s silent as you push yourself off the table, Takeda’s arms wrapping around you instantly. He whispers sweet words into your ear as his hand rubs your back soothingly and you can’t help but fall into his comforting and familiar embrace.

You remember falling asleep in Keishin’s bed and the faint feeling of your unconscious body being moved as he carried you to Takeda’s car is heavy in your bones— the rest is a blur.

All you know is that when you wake up in what you could only assume as Takeda’s bed, you’re not alarmed. When he comes in, sitting down next to you to try and explain his side, his reasoning, your heart clenches as tears gather in his eyes. You don’t say anything as you hug him, cutting him off and pushing your face into his chest. His shirt dampens from your tears, but at least you’re in his arms and when you whisper out his name he can’t help but smile... letting his regretful façade crack.

And like a rabbit, you’re completely devoured whole by one sly fox— you were too sweet, too trusting of Takeda Ittetsu.

[imo-chan-imagines]

『 Haikyuu!! Week 2020 | Day 3 』

· Sept. 27th → Irresistible Force ·

Characters: Karasuno team

Prompts: A. favourite team + B. crossover/AU

Tags/warnings: Haikyuu!! (anime), PG, fluff, crack, a teensy bit of angst (because who doesn't love a sad superhero backstory), headcanons, AU, superheroes, HaikyuuWeek2020

A/N: Again, I love all the teams and didn't want to pick, but life is cruel, so here I am. This is headcanons about my fav team (Karasuno) in an AU (superheroes). I was thinking of a Hero Association, kind of like in 'The Boys'? But less corrupt... Maybe more like in 'One Punch'? I think you get me.

All of my Haikyuu Week 2020 posts will be SFW, but I have NFSW content on my blog if that butters your biscuit. Feel free to check it out! Thanks for reading! Please enjoy ♡ Imo~

Karasuno / Superhero Association AU

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☆ Sawamura Daichi ☆

Powers: nigh invulnerability, super strength, enhanced healing

If he's not the ordinary cop that somehow befriends the heroes I was tempted then he's definitely the leader of the superhero group

Kind of like Superman in the old-school Justice League, just not as OP lol

Looks damn good is spandex those thighs *sweats*

Cape!! so ✨majestic✨

Probably wears dark-ish, neutral colours with a dash of blue

A bit serious. Not the kind of hero to go around making quips all the time, but will make light of his own suffering like Captain America

Takes younger heroes under his wing like the true Dadchi he is

Strong moral compass. Unbreakable

Won't hesitate to lay down his life for others

Who am I kidding. He's basically Captain America with a cape

Poster-boy for the Hero Association

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☆ Sugawara Koushi ☆

Powers: telekinesis

A soft, pearly aesthetic with his suit, hair and skin. Lots of white and silver

A favourite among the ladies he's just too pretty, damm it T T

Very plucky and adorable

People in the vicinity will literally faint when he goes all serious to concentrate and use his powers

Has a duo move with Daichi where he literally throws him like a missle YEET

Has the most followers on Twitter and TikTok and his fans can be pretty nuts

Has a perfume line named after him and models for the adverts

Will smile like an angel right before bringing a building down on top of you fuck, I find this one really funny

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☆ Azumane Asahi ☆

Powers: regeneration, enhanced stength

Kind of like Wolverine or Deapool but, like, much, much softer on the inside uwu

Wears green and black

Messed up big time back in the day and dropped off the grid out of guilt some people died :(

Was convinced to come back when his old teammates finally found him again because they needed his help in a crisis

Literally shed tears of relief when heroes and citizens alike welcomed him back instead of hating him mah heart *sniffs*

Can withstand seemingly anything and fully heal within a matter of days

Doesn't know the full extent of his powers himself. How exactly do one test it? 🤔

Still has to psych himself up for a fight, though big softy, really

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☆ Shimizu Kiyoko ☆

Powers: electrokinesis, flight

Powers like Storm from X-Men, and kicks ass like Wonder Woman

Refuses to wear a revealing suit, but looks bomb af anyway

Kiyoko = absolute queen

One of the most powerful heroes, but doesn't throw her weight around unless she's kicking bady-guy booty

Stella gynamast, and has mastered several martial arts

Can literally throw a guy three times her size, all without any strength powers Tanaka: 👁👄👁

Somehow has perfect hair all the time secret superpower??

Is active on the political stage as a human rights activist, headlining women's rights yes, yes yes

Will strike you with lightning for sexual harassment

Comes up with really good mission plans

Is a soothing balm for Tanaka when he loses it

Black and gold aesthetic✨

Asymmetrical cape! super fashionable

Poster-girl for the Hero Association

☆ Tanaka Ryuunosuke ☆

Powers: fire generation and manipulation

Tanaka brings the heat literally

A bit of a chaotic-good, but what's new there?

Can get out of control if he loses his focus, so his friends have to keep him grounded Kiyoko is a literal angel when that happens

Kiyoko: Sun's getting real low...

Bonus points if you get the reference

Is terrified of hurting innocents if he gets out of control

It rarely happens, but if he loses his self confidence, his powers don't seem to work

Shouts cringy lines at the villains before roasting their asses lmfao

Wears a black and orange flame-retardant suit, and actually looks pretty fine in it 😌👌

Literally head over heels for Kiyoko just imagine it. Biggest hype man

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☆ Nishinoya Yuu ☆

Powers: animal metamorphosis, enhanced speed

Think Beast Boy from 'Teen Titans', but less green he's more likely to be yellow or orange, lmao

Handy in lots of different situations. Very versatile

Incredibly cheeky and joins in with Tanaka's cheesy jokes and one-liners

Absolute maniac, but the people love him, especially schoolkids lmao

Has his own energy drink flavour, and he's STOKED about it

Yellow and black suit, kind of like his hair

Has a surprisingly large following of fans

Laps up the attention, but it doesn't really go to his head

Quiet and serious when he's on a mission/fighting

☆ Hinata Shouyou ☆

Powers: self replication, super speed, levitation

His powers took a while to properly manifest, which left him feeling isolated as a teen

Was pretty lost until Ukai helped train him

Got into a fight with Kageyama in an alleyway when he first met him MET HIM IN THE STREET, LMAO

Argues with Kageyama a lot at headquarters, but they work together like a dream when taking down bad guys

Has a heart of literal gold precious baby

Is contantly amazed when he helps significantly

Was inspired to become a hero by his idol, the Little Giant and it's his dream to inspire someone else 😭😭

Uses his replication ability to confuse the bad guys ULTIMATE DECOY

Levitates around the room when he's excited like Aang from ATLA, hahaha

Wears an orange, white and yellow suit with little wings on his heels cuuuute

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☆ Kageyama Tobio ☆

Powers: water/ice generation and manipulation, breathing underwater, superhuman reflexes

I was tempted to give him fire/ice powers like Todoroki, but I didn't want to detract from Tanaka

Has problems focusing his powers, and can be quite turbulent in the heat of battle

Finds it hard to work well with others initially, but really makes an effort

Has hurt people close to him by accident before and never wants to do it again it would tear him apart

Becomes a power duo with Hinata when Ukai helps train them, even though they don't seem to get on well at first

Broody boi on the surface, but a cinnamon roll deep down

Wears a dark blue and deep purple suit that has fins to assist in underwater escapades which are his forte

Freezes Hinata's feet to the floor when he pisses him off or anybody's feet, tbh

Can dodge almost anything because of his reflexes don't ever try to punch him. You'll look stupid

Is surprised by the number of people in his fan club especially the number of women asking to marry him??

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☆ Tsukishima Kei ☆

Powers: telepathy, superhuman intellect, mind control on weak-willed individuals

Prefers to outwit his enemies rather than getting into a brawl

But his self-designed gadgets and tech help him out if he has to a bit like Tony Stark, wink wonk

Sometimes makes you question if he's really a hero or not Tsukki, please

Doesn't take orders well

Baits villains by insulting them and getting the better of them with his words it's hilarious

Comes up with good plans, but improvises well with whatever he's got

Probably wears suits over his spandex most of the time fancy shmancy

Is prepared to die to protect Yamaguchi waahhh

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☆ Yamaguchi Tadashi ☆

Powers: invisibility, force fields, teleportation

Susan Storm with added teleportation, lol

Often finds it hard to value his powers because they're not as visually strong and impressive as other people's

Rather than squaring up to a battle, he often has to 'hide' from it by literally going invisible

But he gradually becomes aware of how vital his powers can be, and learns to control them and make them as advantageous as possible

Is a highly important and valued member of the team

Soft bean that gets nervous and throws up before a fight

But he's hella determined and won't back down

Honestly, just wants to protect Tsukki and make him proud PROTECT HIM

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☆ Yachi Hitoka ☆

Powers: size manipulation

She can shrink and enlarge herself and objects she touches at will, including other people

Sometimes shrinks really small to avoid social situations she doesn't want to be in samez, honey

The clumsiest and least experienced on the team

But she tries her best, gradually getting to grips with her powers

Sometimes uses her powers by accident, like when she's nervous

Once touched a watermelon slice on the refreshment table and accidentally blew it up to the size of a car Hinata, Kageyama and Noya fully dug in with their faces 😭😭

Nearly passed out when Daichi, the literal god of the Hero Association, told her she had great potential

Don't worry, Yams teleported and caught her

☆ Ukai Keishin ☆

Powers: laser vision, metal mimicry

The has-been hero who lost his enthusiasm for hero-ing and retired some years ago

Was really cool back in his hayday. Big hot-shot with a fan club

Has been working as a convenience store attendant to pay the bills and is bored out of his mind but refuses to admit it

Was convinced to get back in the game when he found Hinata and Kageyama fighting, both struggling with their abilities. He broke up the fight and agreed to coach them

Doesn't do much of the flashy hero stuff anymore, but will occasionally get stuck in when he's needed must protecc his children

Is only, like, ten years older than the other heroes, but they treat him like some fossilised sensei out of Natuto, or some shit

Tbf, he has the back problems of one 😭😭

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☆ Takeda Ittetsu ☆

Powers: power absorption

Transferred from being a hero to hero management after having having issues with the effects of his powers he has a conscience :(

He felt guilty and responsible for permanently taking the powers of others, even if they were criminals

It was like removing a piece of their souls it kind of broke him

These days, he makes sure nobody knows about his powers, so it can't be used against him

He helps in any other way possible

He would only use his powers again in dire circumstances he knows he'll eventually have to

Is generally chipper and good natured, though

If he was ever captured by a villain, they'd probably send him back because he talks too much omg, hahaha

Helps gather info for the team and direct them on missions and in fights

Gives bomb inspirational speeches ✊

© imo-chan-imagines 2020

[ao3feed-daisuga]

Soulmake Adventures

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3f7Of8l

by KingsHighway

Most people have soulmates. Some don't. After his oldest and best friend, Asahi, finds his universe-given-soulmate, and is launched into a new world of forever-love and romance and weddings, Daichi decides he's had enough of being alone.

Soulmake Adventures is a company that prides itself on providing unique, fun, opportunities for those who are soulmateless to meet others like them and enjoy things as a group, free from the obligation created by their love-focused society.

Daichi thinks he's stupid for even trying, but he's always been a romantic. He's always believed that given the right person he could force the universe to give him a soulmate. Who that right person is, though, has been hard to decide. New friend and fellow Soulmake Adventurer Sugawara Koushi might make that decision a little easier.

Other Soulmake Adventurers include the loveless Iwaizumi Hajime, who doesn't believe those without the mark are capable of love, Tendou Satori, who's in love with his marked best friend, Shimizu Kiyoko, who just wants a few nice and normal friends, and Hinata Shoyo, who refuses to accept the person the universe gave him.

Words: 3700, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Shimizu Kiyoko, Ukai Keishin, Takeda Ittetsu

Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Shimizu Kiyoko/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu

Additional Tags: Soulmate AU, slowish burn, light multishipping in that some characters date characters they don't end up with, as close to canon as absolutely non canon compliant can get, daichi is a romantic, unsure if I'll contintue this so unsure how to tag it sorry tags will change in the future

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3f7Of8l

[amenomiko]

Masterlist 1

-Updated as of 03 JULY 2020-

GENERAL TOPIC

-My Plushies Collection ahahaha

-Me and Uesugi Kenshin

-My Cos as MC is Featured in IkeSen Group in Insta

-My Cos as Mizusaki Mai

-6 FACTS ABOUT ME uwu

-RULES ON REQUESTS

-INTRO

ALL WARLORDS

-MC with Angel and Demon Tattoo on her back

-If MC Become a Man / Boy

-Fujoshi MC

-IkeSen Lords and Their Own Game Itself

-MC as Little Kid / Small Child

-IkeSen Lords, Before and After Falling In Love uwu

-MC’s Quirk (BNHA Crossover)

-Prank Game

-Ice Cream’s Fault

-What Baby???

-Every.Lord.Ever

-Warlords and Her Pregnancy Hormones & Tantrums

-Warlords as Kaomoji

-Warlords in Facebook PM

-Ah, My Dear Daughter..

-MC that wants to be Pampered

-”Father, Mother, Where did I came from?”

-When He Look Into Her Phone Gallery

-Threatening Him

-Let Me Kiss It Away

-There’s a Bun in the Oven

-Let Me Sleep In Your Warmth

-MC and Ice Cream

-Those Sweet Moments

-Maid Dress

-IkeSen Warlords as Vampire

-IkeSen MC is a Fighter and She’s in Action (Sequel to IkeSen MC is a Fighter)

-Pocky Game

-Tsun Tsun (Tsundere) MC

-Real Gender of Her (Sequel)

-Him, Before, During, and After

-Cotton Candy

-What Being Like a Girl Feels Like

-MC as a Cat or Dog

-MC’s Bra

-IkeSen and Tired MC

-Boyfriend T-shirt

-There’s Only One Bed

-Modern Lingerie

-Ikesen Warlords and Couvade Syndrome

-Warlords with Modern Job

-If IkeSen Warlords is an animal (Cat & Dog)

-IkeSen MC is a Fighter

IkeSen and their Daughter’s First Word

-IkeSen Reactions when MC intervene during their Interview

-IkeSen Reactions if MC is a virgin

-IkeSen Daddies Reactions when their Daughter said “I love You”

-IkeSen Reactions when MC said “Mind Your Own Business”

-IkeSen Reactions when MC explained about BDSM / Pegging

-What if they had a Daughter (Part 2)

-What if they had a Daughter (Part 1)

-IkeSen Reactions to MC Skincare Routine

-When She’s Having a Fever

-When She’s on Her Period

-When She spend time with their Pets

-Their Reactions when her Cooking is Bad

-MC and Ghost Stories

-Nicknames for Warlords by MC

-IkeSen Warlords when MC passes by him

-Ikemen Sengoku Warlords be like.. and also be like..

-IkeSen Warlords and MC’s EX Boyfriend

-MC and her Cat Tongue

-When MC Gave Birth

-IkeSen Warlords and MC exchanged their Soul in each other’s body

-Due to Differences in Height

-Tried to be a Tsundere

-Sending him off for his Short Mission

-MC and Cockroach

-MC being Sneaky

-Absent Minded MC

-Unusual Respond when She is Pounded on the Futon

-MC, in the verge of tears from a stupid argument

-She can’t sleep

-IkeSen Warlords and Luggage Waiting Area

-”I’m Pregnant”

-Seduce Attempt No.1

-When their daughter said “I hate you!”

-When they went to the mall

HIS AND HER REACTIONS SECTIONS

-”Today is not a safe day!”

-When she accidentally called him “Daddy”

-”Honey, I want a baby again.”

-When they wear each other’s casual yukata

-”I love you ___”

CHOSEN WARLORDS FOR CERTAIN SCENES

-Homesick

-Her Bad Habit (Kenshin, Mitsunari, Yukimura)

-MC, Lord and Her Thesis

-She is a Ballerina

-Pretending She is the ‘Bad Guy’

-A very SHY MC

-Him with Her Depression (Mitsuhide & Ieyasu)

-She Died in front of Him (Nobunaga & Kenshin)

-Ask the Warlords (Mitsuhide, Nobunaga & Masamune)

-Ask the Warlords (Mitsuhide, Kenshin & Ieyasu)

-Ask the Warlords (Masamune, Mitsuhide & Mitsunari)

-Ask the Warlords (Masamune, Mitsuhide & Shingen)

-Ask the Warlords (Nobunaga)

-Ask the Warlords (Mitsuhide, Nobunaga & Shingen)

-Ask the Warlords (Hideyoshi & Mitsuhide)

-Pairings (Some of Them)

-Warlords & Babies (Some of Them)

-If She is Psychic (Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, Kenshin)

-Her Twin Sister (Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi, Kenshin, Masamune)

-Her Reaction When He Sleep Talk (Masamne, Ieyasu, Yukimura)

-His Reaction When She is SO ANGRY (Mitsuhide, Kenshin, Yukimura, Nobunaga, Masamune) GIFs

-Insecure MC about her Body and Looks (Were teased for it)

-Comforting Tired MC (GIFs)

-When the Baby Girl Cry (Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Ieyasu, Kenshin)

-Dying MC (Nobunaga, Masamune, Ieyasu, Mitsuhide, Kenshin)

-Different Story of MC (Abused Ex-Husband and MC with a Child)

-Jealous Warlords

-Meeting Her Parents and Siblings (Twin Brother)

-Jealous Bosses (Modern AU)

-LANGUAGE!

AZUCHI CASTLE ONLY

-When She’s about to Give Birth Moment (Oda Forces)            

-Jealous Warlords

-Lovey Dovey (ODA FORCES)

-Their Children Visit from the Future

-MC that has is like a Female Version of Mitsunari

-Accidentally watch him taking a bath

-IkeSen Daddies Meeting Their Daughter’s Lover for the First Time

-Secretly Dating (ODA FORCES)

- IkeSen Daddies when their Child Walk for the First Time (ODA FORCES)

-Real Gender of Her (AZUCHI CASTLE)

-IkeSen MC and Thunder

-Jealous Warlords when MC is being affectionate with their Son

-What if they had a Son?

-Why is my wife so cute

-When he have to go for his duties / missions after MC gave birth

-When she Lost her Memories Temporarily

-When their Daughter woke up in the middle of the night

-Different Persona

-When She’s TERRIBLY ANGRY

-MC is Drunk

-The Opposite Effect

KASUGAYAMA CASTLE ONLY

-Beach Vacation + Meme Reenact by Sasuke and MC

-Best Friends, Less than Lovers, But...

-Lovey Dovey (Uesugi-Takeda)

-Secretly Dating

- IkeSen Daddies when their Child Walk for the First Time (UESUGI - TAKEDA FORCES)

-Real Gender of Her (KASUGAYAMA CASTLE)

-Jealous Warlords when MC is being affectionate with their Son

-What if they had a Son?

-When their Daughter woke up in the middle of the night

-When He have to go for his duties / missions after MC gave birth

-When She Lost her Memories Temporarily

-MC is Drunk

SMUTS

-Doctor, Help Me (Ieyasu x MC)

-I Hate Him... Do I...? (Nobunaga x MC)

-My Breasts is Too Big (All x MC)

-Wedding Night (Kenshin x MC)

-When He Do It Outside (All x MC)

-Let’s Take Responsibility Together (Mitsuhide x MC)

-I was just ‘Helping’ You (Masamune x MC)

-She Can’t Help It (Kenshin x MC)

-A Cunning Fox can be Jealous too (Mitsuhide x MC)

-Fever.. Yeah Right (Ieyasu x MC)

-Claiming It (Mitsuhide x MC)

-Only For Your Pleasure (Masamune x MC)

-I Want a New Sibling (Nobunaga x MC)

- The.... Lollipop (All Warlords x MC)

- I Can’t Hold Back (Mitsunari x MC)

-They Know (Part 2) (Mitsunari x MC)

-The Best Gift Ever (Masamune x MC)

-This Is Not Their First (Sasuke x MC)

-Irresistible (Mitsunari x MC)

-Say It (Ieyasu x MC)

-The Meaning Behind His Smile (Mitsunari x MC)

-Fine (Ieyasu x MC)

-His Charm is not Everything for Everyone (Shingen x MC)

-Always (Mitsuhide x MC)

-They Know (Mitsunari x MC)

-Before You Know it (PART 2 - Ieyasu x MC x Hideyoshi)

-Before You Know it (PART 1 - Mainly Ieyasu x MC)

-New Kind of Play (Kenshin x MC)

-Making Him Addicted (Mitsunari x MC)

-Easier Said than Done (Masamune x MC)

-For the Very First Time (Hideyoshi x MC)

-I Don’t Care (Ieyasu x MC)

-His Lord and His Lucky Charm’s Secret (Nobunaga x MC)

ONE SHOTS

-It’s Not too Late.. Is It? Part 2 (Masamune x MC)

- Light of Hope (Shingen x MC)

- It’s Not too Late.. Is it? Part 1 (Masamune x MC)

-I Can’t Help It (Hideyoshi x MC)

-Look at Me (Hideyoshi x MC)

-The Price (Masamune x MC)

-Goodbye is not The End (Nobunaga x MC)

DRABBLES

-I Just Love You (Masamune x MC)

-Notice Me My Lord~ (Masamune x MC)

-Notice Me My Lord~ (Ieyasu x MC)

-Hot Chocolate (Mitsuhide x MC)

-Oh Gosh (Hideyoshi x MC)

-They Do Not Know (Kenshin x MC)

-Snuggle Snuggle (Ieyasu x MC)

-I didn’t Say I’m Nice (Yukimura x MC)

-It’s Cold (Sasuke x MC)

-My Adorable Wife (Mitsuhide x MC)

-MC and Chair

OTHERS

-Me, Cosplaying as Rie, for 2020 Valentine’s

-Nyanyan Lords and Rie (Picrew)

-Rie Drawing by Me 2

-Rie Drawing by Me 1

-Rie’s KNIGHTS BIO

-Beautiful Drawing by azziezee of my OC <3

-Rie and Some of the Lords (Picrew)

-My OC (Ame Rie) Background and Info

-Warlords and My OC in Picrew 1

[heartbreak-human]

Chapters: 45/45 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Natsu, Kageyama Tobio, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Takeda Ittetsu, Ukai Keishin, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Tanaka Saeko, Shimizu Kiyoko, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Aone Takanobu, Futakuchi Kenji, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Peeves (Harry Potter), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Magic, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, Quidditch, Falling In Love, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Enemies to Lovers, Bullying, Unrequited Love, Unrequited Crush, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Friendship/Love, Potions, Plot, Spells & Enchantments, Truth Spells, Conflict, 1990s, True Love, First Love, Childhood Friends, Relationship(s), Werewolves, Unicorns, Stupidity, Cute, Consensual Underage Sex, First Time, Firsts, First Kiss, First Meetings, First Dates, Awkwardness Series: Part 1 of Haikyuu@Hogwarts Summary:

"Wait, give me a sec. I have 7 brain cells left." "I bet you 5 galleons professor Takeda and professor Ukai are smashing each other, right now as we speak." "That Akaashi-san doesn't seem like a Ravenclaw at all. I was so sure he was in Slytherin." "Wait, Sugawara is in Slytherin? ... I've been calling him Hufflepuff trash this whole time." "Guys, I just saw that Slytherin kid Tsukishima and the Hufflepuff Yamaguchi making out at Three Bro-hey, stop laughing! I'm serious!" "You think if I turn into an owl I won't have to do the exams?" "That bitch Oikawa got another love letter. Thinks he's the shit..." "Why are you crying? Stop it." "With how often Kuroo goes to the Ravenclaw tower, you would think he was one of them. Kinda sad though, he's stupid." "I'm telling my daddy about this! ... No, that's my father. I'm pretty sure I said daddy."

      A/N - Chaotic Hogwarts AU with Haikyuu that I hope will be fun! I thought it would be, so I hope someone else will enjoy it too! (Underage because they're students, but around the same age!)

[ao3feed-kuroken]

by mago_teung

"Wait, give me a sec. I have 7 brain cells left." "I bet you 5 galleons professor Takeda and professor Ukai are smashing each other, right now as we speak." "That Akaashi-san doesn't seem like a Ravenclaw at all. I was so sure he was in Slytherin." "Wait, Sugawara is in Slytherin? ... I've been calling him Hufflepuff trash this whole time." "Guys, I just saw that Slytherin kid Tsukishima and the Hufflepuff Yamaguchi making out at Three Bro-hey, stop laughing! I'm serious!" "You think if I turn into an owl I won't have to do the exams?" "That bitch Oikawa got another love letter. Thinks he's the shit..." "Why are you crying? Stop it." "With how often Kuroo goes to the Ravenclaw tower, you would think he was one of them. Kinda sad though, he's stupid." "I'm telling my daddy about this! ... No, that's my father. I'm pretty sure I said daddy."

            A/N - Chaotic Hogwarts AU with Haikyuu that I hope will be fun! I thought it would be, so I hope someone else will enjoy it too! (Underage because they're students, but around the same age!)

Words: 2433, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Haikyuu@Hogwarts

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Natsu, Kageyama Tobio, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Takeda Ittetsu, Ukai Keishin, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Tanaka Saeko, Shimizu Kiyoko, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Aone Takanobu, Futakuchi Kenji, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Nearly Headless Nick, Peeves (Harry Potter), The Bloody Baron (Harry Potter), Original Characters

Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin, Aone Takanobu/Futakuchi Kenji, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Magic, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, Quidditch, Falling In Love, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Enemies to Lovers, Bullying, Unrequited Love, Unrequited Crush, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Friendship/Love, Potions, Plot, Spells & Enchantments, Truth Spells, Conflict, 1990s, True Love, First Love, Childhood Friends, Relationship(s), Werewolves, Unicorns, Stupidity, Cute, Consensual Underage Sex, Centaurs

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[ao3feed-haikyuu]

The Love Potion Of The Century

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by mago_teung

"Wait, give me a sec. I have 7 brain cells left." "I bet you 5 galleons professor Takeda and professor Ukai are smashing each other, right now as we speak." "That Akaashi-san doesn't seem like a Ravenclaw at all. I was so sure he was in Slytherin." "Wait, Sugawara is in Slytherin? ... I've been calling him Hufflepuff trash this whole time." "Guys, I just saw that Slytherin kid Tsukishima and the Hufflepuff Yamaguchi making out at Three Bro-hey, stop laughing! I'm serious!" "You think if I turn into an owl I won't have to do the exams?" "That bitch Oikawa got another love letter. Thinks he's the shit..." "Why are you crying? Stop it." "With how often Kuroo goes to the Ravenclaw tower, you would think he was one of them. Kinda sad though, he's stupid." "I'm telling my daddy about this! ... No, that's my father. I'm pretty sure I said daddy."

            A/N - Chaotic Hogwarts AU with Haikyuu that I hope will be fun! I thought it would be, so I hope someone else will enjoy it too! (Underage because they're students, but around the same age!)

Words: 2433, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Haikyuu@Hogwarts

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Natsu, Kageyama Tobio, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Takeda Ittetsu, Ukai Keishin, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Tanaka Saeko, Shimizu Kiyoko, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Aone Takanobu, Futakuchi Kenji, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Nearly Headless Nick, Peeves (Harry Potter), The Bloody Baron (Harry Potter), Original Characters

Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin, Aone Takanobu/Futakuchi Kenji, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Magic, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, Quidditch, Falling In Love, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Enemies to Lovers, Bullying, Unrequited Love, Unrequited Crush, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Friendship/Love, Potions, Plot, Spells & Enchantments, Truth Spells, Conflict, 1990s, True Love, First Love, Childhood Friends, Relationship(s), Werewolves, Unicorns, Stupidity, Cute, Consensual Underage Sex, Centaurs

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[yamagucci-x]

Read on Ao3 Soul Eater AU: The Super Written Exam is only a week away, and with a selective meisters-only training camp on the line Kageyama has to get his shit together. Fast. Rated: T

“I’m sure I don’t need to reiterate to you that opportunities like these are integral to your development as a meister. In general the Academy doesn’t try to dictate where your priorities should lie, and understands that each weapon and meister pair has a, hm, unique journey...” Takeda fiddled with his glasses, frowning across his desk at Kageyama. “But, um, how should I say this?”

Ukai, leaning against the chalkboard, huffed. “Let me take over, Specs.” He pushed himself off the wall and brought his hands down hard on Takeda’s desk, leaning to glare at Kageyama. “Your grades are shit, that’s what he’s trying to say. The Super Written Exam is in one week, and if you fail that you’re not going to the Soul Force intensive training. Instead you’ll be in remedial lessons with Washijo. So if you wanna go, get your ass in gear. Got it?”

Kageyama gripped the sides of his chair with the look of someone who just got an anvil dropped on their chest. Takeda flinched, hurriedly reprimanding Ukai, “M-Maybe not so bluntly-”

Ukai straightened up and folded his arms, surveying his student with pursed lips. “Listen, Kageyama,” he said in a gentler tone, “You and Hinata have grown at an incredible rate. You’re one of the most promising meisters in the class, otherwise you wouldn’t have been chosen for this intensive camp to begin with.” He scratched the back of his head, smiling a little. “I’m still getting the hang of this teaching thing, myself, and I’ll admit I wasn’t big on schoolwork when I was your age-” Takeda, who had been nodding approvingly, shot him a look. “-But right now you’ve just gotta work harder at this one thing so you can give your all to what you really wanna do, y’know?”

Takeda’s smile returned, and he tried to sound as comforting as he could. “I can’t speak from experience, but I think part of being a good meister is being able to juggle life’s pressures, and at this stage school is still one of those pressures. I know the physical aspects of training might be more appealing to you, Kageyama, but just remember that your studies are equally important. Understand?”

Kageyama, slowly defrosting from the initial shock, nodded. When his professors seemed satisfied that he’d gotten the message he stood up and bowed. “Yessir!”

He was almost out the door when Takeda called, “Oh- Kageyama?” His smile had an edge to it that sent a shiver up Kageyama’s spine. “You might want to pass these sentiments on to your partner as well.” 

He left the school and headed toward the group’s usual hangout, Death Scoops Ice Cream (Sweet treats colder than the grave!), walking as if in a trance. He chewed his lip, deep in thought. There was no way he was going to miss such a big opportunity and fall behind. But what could he do? Cheat? No, Professor Ukai was too sharp for that. Study? How did he do that? What was the exam even on? 

“Kageyama-!”

A voice hurtling toward him jolted him out of his reverie. In a flash of orange, Hinata collided with him and sent both of them tumbling to the ground. 

“Hinata, you idiot!” Kageyama growled, untangling himself enough to sit up. 

“Sorry, you usually catch me,” his partner grinned, stubbornly keeping his arms around Kageyama’s neck so he could pull him in for a kiss.

For a second he froze, still not used to the rush of blood in his cheeks at Hinata’s touch, but after they stood up he gave Hinata another peck on the lips. “You taste like chocolate,” he said.

Hinata grabbed his hand and pulled him to the cluster of tables his classmates occupied after getting banned from the lobby of Scoops. “I got you frozen yogurt!”

Daichi, Suga, and Yamaguchi waved, while Tsukishima smirked knowingly. Tanaka was grinning at him, hands on his hips like he’d been waiting for him to show up. 

“So, you survived the beat down, huh?” Tanaka called, “Did Ukai tell you to get your ass in gear too? He loves that line.”

Kageyama nodded, forcing Hinata to scoot over so they could share a seat. “He said if I fail the written exam, I’ll have to take remedial lessons and-” He shuddered with a pained look like brainfreeze, despite having taken one bite of his half-melted froyo. His head and his voice dropped. “-And I won’t be able to do Soul Force training.”

“Ye-ahh,” Tanaka rubbed his head with a grimace, “Nishinoya and I got the same threats. I sure as hell don’t wanna be stuck in remedial lessons with that nasty old geezer, but poor Noya was pretty freaked out about missing the meister training.” Suddenly he smiled with a twinkle in his eye. “But never fear- Ennoshita promised to help us study, and just in case I have a secret weapon up my sleeve!”

“Where is Ennoshita?” Daichi asked. 

“He went ahead with Noya and Asahi. Said something about needing alone time to ‘emotionally prep’ for tutoring, whatever that means,” Tanaka shrugged. Suga forced him to sit down again with a snicker.

Hinata nudged his partner. “You really are stupid, Kageyama,” he said condescendingly. “Guess they don’t call you King for being top of the class.”

Kageyama almost shoved him off the seat. “Your grades are just as bad as mine, dipshit. Takeda said you’re screwed too if you fail.” 

Hinata looked stricken, as if he’d never considered the possibility before.

“Well Hinata doesn’t have to worry about the training intensive, at least,” Suga pointed out, “But I’m sure you guys will be fine if you just study hard this week!”

Hinata gripped the table, babbling loudly. “Really, Sugawara? I can’t do more remedial lessons with Washijo, I can’t— will I really be okay, even if I’ve never gotten double digits on a quiz?”

Silence fell over the group. Tanaka had a faraway look in his eyes. Tsukki snickered. Daichi changed the subject. “I heard from Kuroo that Yaku has been putting Lev through the wringer for weeks, even though Yaku’s the one going to the training camp. Apparently the kid’s pretty hopeless.”

“Sounds about right,” Suga laughed as he patted Hinata absently on the head. “Man, I wish I was going. But they’re so selective, and there’s already a big group this year. Akaashi’s invited too. Tendo, Sakusa, Ojiro, Hoshiumi. Oh! You’re going, right Tsukishima?”

Tsukki sighed. “Yeah. Personally I’d rather not have to spend two weeks crammed in some DWMA dorm with a bunch of guys I don’t even talk to-” He shot Kageyama a leering smile, “Y’know, since Kageyama won’t be there.”

The little frozen yogurt spoon clattered out of Kageyama’s hands. He stood up, his eyes flashing. “You’re going?” He clenched his fist. “Dammit, I’m going to pass that exam!” 

Hinata, whose mouth had been hanging open, jumped up too and shook Kageyama’s arm vigorously. “What are we going to do, Kageyama? We can’t lose to this asshole! If we fail I’ll never become a Death Scythe!” 

They put their heads together, muttering furiously as they tried to come up with a plan to beat the test. Tsukki raised a brow. “You could try not failing?”

“Aha!” Hinata raised his fist triumphantly. “We’re going to break into Professor Ukai’s house and steal the exam!” Kageyama nodded approvingly.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” Daichi cut in, looking stressed. He was about to launch into a lecture when a loud voice interrupted them from across the street.

“Hey, hey, hey!” Bokuto called as he jogged over from the convenience store across the street. “You guys talking about the exam?” He managed to ruffle Tsukishima’s hair for a second before getting coldly pushed away. “I was a little worried- Akaashi and I are trying for top marks but my grades haven’t been the best lately. But we’ve been studying our asses off for weeks so I’m sure we’ll come out victorious!” He flashed a smile. “We even have a great system. If I get a question right, I get a snack. If I get one wrong, I have to do thirty crunches. Reward and punishment is a great motivator, y’know?”

“Does that work?” Yamaguchi asked.

“Well, sort of...” Bokuto deflated, clutching his stomach. “My core is so sore.”

Tsukki snorted. “It’s like training a dog.”

Yamaguchi and Suga laughed but Bokuto threw an accusing finger at him. “You take that back! Say I’m wise, like an owl! Say it!”

Hinata watched all of this unfold with a dawning realization. He pulled Kageyama close by his shirt and whispered something in his ear. His partner’s face immediately darkened, his brows knitting. “No, hell no. I’d rather fail.”

“C’mon, what other choice do we have?” Hinata looked up at him with those bright eyes, the ones he couldn’t resist no matter how strong his resolve. “Please, Tobio?”

Kageyama made a disgusted noise. “Fine.”

Hinata squeezed his hand before springing up and bowing so low he almost smacked his head against the table. “Tsukishima!” he yelled, loud enough to cut through the chatter. “Please tutor us so we don’t fail the exam! Or at least give us some study tips! You’re way smarter than us! Please!”

For a second Tsukki looked completely shocked. But then a devilish look spread over his face and he tapped his chin. “Well, I might be willing. But it doesn’t seem very fair that Dumb is the only one groveling. Dumber should be polite and ask too, don’t you think?”

Kageyama hesitated, scowling. His partner elbowed him. He bent stiffly at the waist and blurted out, “Please help us study, Tsukishima!” He distinctly heard someone take a picture and his face promptly started burning.

Tsukishima looked like he was ready to drag the scene out for as long as possible but luckily Yamaguchi cut in. “We all have the same lunch period- maybe you can help them then, Tsukki.”

He scoffed. “I’m not giving up my lunch for these clowns. I’ll help you for ten minutes before Takeda’s class.”

The boys straightened up and bellowed their thanks. Their gathering was promptly broken up when the owner of the shop stuck his head out the door to chew them out for shouting so much. Everyone quickly gathered their things and waved their goodbyes before they could get banned permanently.

Hinata seemed satisfied, skipping along with a determined expression. Kageyama, however, was not as confident, still chewing his lip and calculating exactly how far behind he’d fall if he didn’t make it to the training. After a couple blocks he felt Hinata’s soft hand fold around his. He glanced over to see his partner looking up at him with flashing eyes. 

“Don’t worry, Kageyama,” Hinata said, giving his hand a squeeze. “We’re not going to fall behind. Even if it means asking Sucky-shima for help.” 

Hinata flashed a smile so bright it made Kageyama stop suddenly. He buried his hand in Hinata’s hair and pulled him into an exuberant kiss. When they broke away, breathing heavily, Kageyama kept their foreheads pressed together with a determined grin. “Yeah.”

“Waa-hoo!” Hinata leapt into the air, crying, “We’re gonna beat everybody and ace the Super Written Exam! We’re going to become the most powerful weapon and meister the Academy’s ever seen!” He walked backwards in front of Kageyama, still grinning. “But first, I’m gonna beat you home!”

Kageyama laughed and cursed as he sprinted after his partner, his heart full and the weight of exams temporarily vanished. 

They collapsed on the stoop with gasping breaths, agreeing to call it a draw due to excessive shoving from both parties. Hinata was the first to jump up, declaring he was going to get a head start on studying to really stick it to Tsukishima. Kageyama agreed and ambled up the steps behind him.

About halfway up, Hinata paused to ask over his shoulder, “Hey Kageyama, what are we even supposed to study?”

Kageyama considered it for a moment. “I dunno, notes?”

“Have you ever taken notes?”

“...No.”

[basically-i-write-shit]

Oh, oh, i think we might have to continue the delinquent!Yama. Can we get the teams reactions when Takeda tells them that Yama quit when he wasn't showing up for practice and the other had started to ask about his were about. Maybe someone even made a passing comment that he was caught in another fight. Can we get Tsukishima's reaction and even Tanaka's reaction!!! since he was the one that was partially the reason yama quit. I need more of this yama au! Thank you so much

I love this AU so much 

“Yamaguchi-kun hasn’t been to practice since he got suspended. He’d better not become another Noya-san or Asahi-san.” Ennoshita sounds bored as he speaks, but it’s clear to see that he’s worried. Despite his brash attitude, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita have grown rather fond of Yamaguchi. Everyone has, even if he did scare them a bit with that fight. 

“I’ve been meaning to apologize to him, but I haven’t been able to catch him. The fight’s all my fault.” 

“He still shouldn’t have punched you.” 

“Yeah, yeah. I feel fine. A black eye can’t hurt me!” 

Chikara shakes his head with a chuckle. “Well, I’m sure he’ll show up. He’s just still upset.” 

“I dunno about that, pretty sure he’s suspended from school too.” 

All eyes fall to Kageyama, who sips boredly at his milk box. He raises an eyebrow. 

“What?” 

“Why do you think he’s suspended from school?” Suga asks. 

“Saw him beating up some second year yesterday, on my way to practice.” 

“And you didn’t think to tell us right after?!” 

Kageyama shrugs. “It’s none of my business what he does outside of practice.” 

There’s astounded silence as they all stare incredulously at Kageyama. The door to the gym swings open and Takeda and Ukai enter. They’re immediately swarmed by questions, and Takeda’s eyes widen in surprise. 

“Woah, woah! What’s wrong, everybody?” 

“Is Yamaguchi-kun coming back to the team soon? Kageyama said he saw him in a fight? He’ll be back in school next week, right?” 

“Yeah, I’m ready to apologize! It was my fault!” 

Something in Takeda’s eyes makes everyone stop babbling. 

“Oh. I thought you were all informed...” 

“Of what?” 

“Yamaguchi-kun turned in his uniform Tuesday afternoon. He’s not coming back. As far as his latest fight, he’ll be returning to school tomorrow.” He says with a frown. “Why do you all look so surprised?” 

“He...didn’t tell us.” Daichi says with a frown. 

“He’s really just...leaving?” 

“Yes. But that’s the only thing he said to me!” 

Tanaka looks surprisingly worried about the whole situation. “Do you think it’s because of the fight?” 

“I suppose so.” Tsukishima has an unusual frown on his face at the news, his brow between his eyes creased. “How stupid, running away after a stupid fight.” 

“I’m sure that’s not the case,” Takeda tries to reassure the team, “He was always a bit of a risk to take on...” 

“But he was worth it!” Tanaka snaps. “He’s a great kid, and it’s all my fault!” 

“Tanaka, wait--” 

“I’m gonna find him and tell him to come back.” 

Silence follows, eyes moving from one person to another, trying to gauge reactions. 

...well, that went well.