#love live shitpost

[themaskedmewtwo]

A little collection of Takami Chika holding things

[kandiegutz]

IF THE LOVE LIVE GIRLS WERE BREAD

1. Honoka Kousaka: Honoka Bread

- A soft and sweet loaf of bread, filled with a burst of energy and determination just like Honoka herself.

2. Umi Sonoda: Umi Baguette

- A classic French baguette, symbolizing Umi's elegance and discipline. It has a crisp crust yet a soft and tender interior.

3. Kotori Minami: Kotori Croissant

- A flaky and buttery croissant, shaped like a bird to represent Kotori's love for fashion and her role as the group's costume designer.

4. Rin Hoshizora: Rin Brioche

- A fluffy and slightly sweet brioche, resembling Rin's cheerful and energetic personality. It has a playful twist with a hint of orange zest.

5. Maki Nishikino: Maki Sourdough

- A tangy and slightly crusty sourdough bread, mirroring Maki's initial aloofness. However, just like sourdough, it has a depth of flavor that grows on you.

6. Hanayo Koizumi: Hanayo Rice Bread

- A unique bread made with rice flour, representing Hanayo's love for rice and her shy nature. It has a soft and chewy texture, similar to mochi.

7. Nico Yazawa: Nico Pain au Chocolat

- A delightful pastry filled with rich chocolate, just like Nico's desire for attention and her love for cute things. It's sweet and indulgent, with a touch of elegance.

8. Nozomi Tojo: Nozomi Rye Bread

- A hearty and dense rye bread, symbolizing Nozomi's wisdom and spiritual nature. It has a nutty flavor and adds a depth to any sandwich.

9. Eli Ayase: Eli Bagel

- A perfectly toasted bagel, representing Eli's sophisticated and refined personality. It has a slightly chewy texture and can be topped with various spreads.

[deep-space-lines]

I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy

[finalfivecarts]

man this is the 5th time this year

[hikaaa-bi]

tma avatars: “we're gonna fuck you up in the most terrifying ways imaginable, we're gonna leave you with long-lasting trauma, both physical and psychological. you'll regret ever coming into contact with us.”

tmagp avatars: “i'm made of needles and i love cuddling people you don't think i'm scary??? >:(( how dare you” “i grew a goatee and started dressing up as a mysterious figure just because i got a cool haunted artifact. alright let me just roll this cursed dice one last time, it's surely not going to kill me brutally”

[punkitt-is-here]

what do u think about lemnoade

it has been a little over a week

[kolbalissh]

f1 as textposts but its only carcar this time part 3/?

[girlnut]

the catch for me being a pretty girl is that im insane and weird. sorry

[abnomi]

the only thing keeping him alive are his cartoon physics

[glamrockmike]

peepaw on tiktok what is he doing

low hanging fruit? maybe. however have you considered: it’s funny

[littledemo0n]

The fact that i still have more ideas of scenes to transform i to this meme...hopefully no one has beated me to these yes

[i-eat-mold]

can we all remember for a moment that skk grew up together? aside from all the corny stuff, they little aku grew (well, not chuuya) next to each other. they met when they were 15. pretty much still a little kid. where are the VOICE CRACKS? they would laugh at each other so bad and then crack themselves. it would be terrible to try to be in a conversation with them because every time one of them gets a voice crack the other one would repeat the sound and laugh and then they would start throwing things at each other or something. don’t get me started on pimples. come on. you’re telling me these two kids exposed to all kinds of stress and weird things are gonna get through their teens with constant perfect skin? would they use pimple patches? dazai would get the star ones or some cutesy ladybug ones because why not. and chuuya would def have a skincare routine and dazai would make fun of him when he stayed at chuuyas place overnight. then he would have the hardest time asking if he could try it too because psaw that’s soooooo embarrassing.

i don’t know man. they’re silly teens. i think about them a lot

[shiningidoll]

[beepboopappreciation]

I saw this screenshot and had an idea

[r-aindr0p]

Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

growing up with a perpetually anxious primary caregiver is such a mindfuck. that shit will rewire your nervous system